Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-cloudtops

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

-----Phase 1----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center, surrounded by clouds. Though it seems illogical, you can somehow stand on the clouds without falling! Instead, it feels soft and comforting. The air is sweet, and there's a slight breeze. You could just relax here forever... were it not for the thundering storm clouds! This is a mysterious place, but it's best not to dwell upon how it all works. Instead, just enjoy your time here, as you'll surely have to move on to do bigger and better things. Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? Inside the castle is a barrel, seemingly once used by the ă̵͝ň̸̈́g̴̕̚é̷̕l̵̔̊s̸̈́̄ to drink nectar out of. It's empty now! It seems about the right size to fit a person in. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! Lodged in one of the tree branches is a... gun? It seems out of place in somewhere like this. There's also a tablet, delicately placed upon one of the clouds. It reads "The Clockwork Deity opens for naught but its own greed for gold." From here, you can go to PURGATORY and the HEAVEN THRONE. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove, though you won't be able to get back up to here from all the way down there.

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Sean Evans

3/3 HP

Ancestor Wayne

3/3 HP

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

@BravoLocke @Phanto Mask @Dry Chef @Arcueid Brunestud

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Cla-Clankey Clicker Clatter Clank Clatter Clankey Clank Clunky Clickety Click Cla-Rattle Clurk?

How did I get here?

Brinelex Brine BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

heaven gang

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Who might you be?

Brinelex Brine BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

oh uhhh

im brine hi

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:04 PM

Hello! Well I'm just an innocent pile of bones.

just call me Dry Bones

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

Cla- Rattle Clurk Clk Clackey Clurkety Rattler Clank Clarky Clack Clurky Clankey Clicker Click Clack Clunkety ~ Clurk?

Hear something about a war?

Brinelex Brine BOT 10-Aug-21 07:15 PM

mmmmm yeah idk what that's about lmao

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:15 PM

Yep, I'd rather not participate in someone's siege.

it's really confusing

Looks like God's about to talk.

A memo would be appreciated

God BOT 10-Aug-21 07:18 PM

Well, I revived you to fight in a war against Satan! I could tell you had a pure soul, one so kind that it might... object to needless battle if given the choice!

That's why you have no memory of being recruited!

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:19 PM

CLANK ... CLK ... CLANKY CLANKETY CLK CLURKETY RATTLE!

[frustrated bone sounds]

What's the point of such a war!

God BOT 10-Aug-21 07:20 PM

Are you seriously questioning GOD?

That's fair actually, good point.

The point it so retain the balance of the underworld! Do what you will with that knowledge. I, being a kind god, will not force you down any path.

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:23 PM

Elaboration would be appreciated, assuming you care about how this "war" turns out.

Brinelex Brine BOT 10-Aug-21 07:23 PM

i just want to find my chimkens

have you seen them

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:24 PM

Clickety?

Dry Bones gives Brine a confused look

Brinelex Brine BOT 10-Aug-21 07:24 PM

whathawoidaaiodj

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:25 PM

?

God BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

Ah, I trust you to make the right decision. Plus, Lucifer would be mad with me if I gave any one soul too much guidance.

Dry Bones BOT 10-Aug-21 07:32 PM

Lucifer? Wouldn't they be on the "opposing" side of this war?

It sounds like this was a mutually agreed upon war.

With agreed upon "rules"

Are we just pawns in this Chess game of yours?

Dry Bones tries to sigh but can’t due to being a skeleton

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Clink Clarkety Clurker ~ Clurk Clunk Rattle Clackey Clunk Clack Clurk Clarkety Cla- Rattle Clurk

As for the others here

If there's truly a war going on, I believe we'd be best off sticking together

Safety in numbers and all that

I believe I can trust you three as we started together.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:35 AM

mmmm?

yeah i guess

id rather avoid it all together ngl

but like yeah if it comes to that lmao

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:36 AM

Indeed, I would also prefer not to get into any conflict, but I fear there's a strong chance we'll run into someone hostile eventually.

In which case, us four should plan out our actions here. It would be a waste if say two of us went for a single item.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:41 AM

i'm gonna grab that thunder??? idk how that's possible but oidjaidoawfij

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:41 AM

Got it

I think I may go for the cloud that's falling apart

However, I do suggest that one of us grab that gun.

We wouldn't want it to fall into the wrong hands.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:43 AM

trueee

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:43 AM

Especially since the folks at Purgatory could be coming here next.

Not sure I'd trust them with a weapon.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:44 AM

they did go to hell

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:46 AM

If we do stumble into those from Hell, we could always weave a tall tale of sorts.

No offense, but us four probably wouldn't look too out of place in Hell.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:48 AM

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:49 AM

I'm a skeleton. That guy looks scary. That other guy seems like the type to deal in the flaming hot. And I think Brine's a scalie.

We all could pass off as residents of Hell

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:49 AM

THAT DOESNT PUT YOU IN HELL

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:50 AM

It clearly hasn't, I'm just saying that others may think so.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 12:51 AM

Hmmph... what uncanny realm have I been taken to this time?

No... it cannot be...

This cannot...

Hmph.

As was before... strangers, allow me to introduce myself.

Wayne Togami, Eldest son of the Togami family.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:53 AM

Nice to meet you Wayne, I believe you've already heard the introductions of us two?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 12:54 AM

Through a half conscious mist, yes.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:55 AM

Perfect, that just leaves one person who has yet to speak.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 12:57 AM

I've seen something... in a vision, or perhaps a memory...

Somewhere in this world lies an altar.

I must make my way to it.

If what I've seen is true... It's the only way to escape this before we're all doomed.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 12:58 AM

Oh?

In that case, that's better reason to move as a group.

Presuming there's room for four at the altar

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 12:59 AM

what're we doing at the altar what

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:00 AM

I believe so... the details remain clouded in my mind...

But I do know we will need to bring items as sacrifice.

This place seems to have no shortage of trinkets.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:01 AM

Do you have any specific items in mind? Or can they be any old item?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:02 AM

I don't believe we need any specific items, but some may give us a better chance than others

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:02 AM

I see...

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:02 AM

I have the knowledge to inspect these items to gain insight.

But for now any four will have to do.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:04 AM

Well do you plan on snagging anything here then?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:04 AM

The lightning certainly seems a promising prospect.

But the firearm also seems an alluring bauble.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:04 AM

can i have the lightning

please

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:06 AM

I believe anyone who desires can take lightning for themselves, for there shouldn't be any shortage of it.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:06 AM

oh

ehehe

oops

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:06 AM

And given our heavenly disposition there's no doubt we can be trusted with such a power.

I'll take the firearm myself if there are no objections to that, I sorely missed it when I met my demise at the hands of a conniving beast.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:08 AM

No objections from me, though I too fell to a beast of sorts.

I'm thinking that the cloud chunk could perhaps be used for defense or healing, so that's what I'll be going for.

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:11 AM

eating clouds

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:12 AM

Then that's 3 of our necessitated items covered.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:12 AM

I'd recommend the fourth guy to either go for the tablet or to bring the barrel.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:12 AM

But we still must gain insight as to where this altar is...

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:14 AM

BARREL STRAT

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:15 AM

There seems no better option than to wander and ask any others we come across.

And stay out of conflict preferably... I doubt we will get yet another chance if we fall now.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:16 AM

In regards to avoiding conflict, I'd like to return to my talking point from earlier.

Us four could probably pass off as Hell residents.

If we were to run into any hostiles from Hell, we can simply tell them that we too are Hell residents who were taken hostage in this castle by those from Heaven.

And that we have just recently escaped our chains.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:18 AM

We should likely have some sort of fallback plan... those evil enough to be damned to that place may not care to spare us any mercy.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:19 AM

Well that's where the gun could hopefully come in.

And even the barrel if the situation is right.

If the enemy can only attack one person, we can claim that there's a fifth person with us hiding in the barrel, "selling them out", and that they're free to have them.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:20 AM

... You guys are being way too worried about the hell folks.

I've interviewed a bunch of them already. Besides their uncanny ability to handle spice, most of them are pretty swell guys that ended up there due to some arbitrary rules.

No offense to the Big Man, of course.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:22 AM

Interesting info you've got, mind telling us your name?

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:22 AM

well but like if they attack us we should know what to do right ?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:23 AM

Oh, you guys just got there did you?

I run Hot Ones if that rings a bell.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:24 AM

I have no knowledge of these Hot Ones.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:25 AM

Ah, well that doesn't matter.

I'm Sean Evans from First We Feast, nice to meet you.

offers a handshake

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:26 AM

It's a pleasure to meet you then Sean. accepts handshake

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:27 AM

hello!

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:29 AM

Oh, and don't ask me to show you around there. I may have been there for a while, but heaven doesn't happen to be the most consistent place.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Speaking of which, it has just occurred to me that the Altar is right over there. (actual brine has just informed me the altar is literally in this area and the gm's forgot to mention it)

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Ah

Brinelex Brine BOT 11-Aug-21 01:31 AM

the altar is right over there yeah

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:31 AM

That makes this plan significantly less treacherous. Almost too easy...

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:32 AM

I would suspect a trick of sorts if the altar is right here.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

I remember that different items would produce different outcomes, so perhaps that factor is more important than I first thought...

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

Then I highly doubt the items here are going to provide the best outcome. Still worth taking them just in case.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:34 AM

Indeed, I will inspect them as we go along and once it seems we have a decent chance at escaping our fates we should return.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:35 AM

Okay, so is everyone here in agreeance then that we move as a group?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:35 AM

That depends on where you guys want to go.

... To be fair, I don't have a set destination in mind.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:37 AM

We only have three options, two if we don't wish to take a leap of faith.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:38 AM

Depending on the route to come back to this place, a leap of faith could allow us to collect suitable items and return without any backtracking.

But... we know not what awaits us down there.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:39 AM

That is true, jumping down would be the most efficient but also the most dangerous path.

And if we do decide to go to the Streets, we have the option of staying here to see who comes this way before jumping down.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:40 AM

Y'know I find it weird we're not actually forced to have that war.

Not to interrupt you guys' train of thought.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:41 AM

Indeed... the deities of this realm seem almost nonchalant about a war between the two.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:41 AM

From what I've heard about Luci from my guests though, I can't reject the possibility the guys downstairs would be forced to though.

Can't say anything for sure but you guys might want to keep that in mind.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:42 AM

Then we should do our best to avoid the residents of hell no matter how they seem.

The Heaven Throne certainly seems the least dangerous possibility for traversal.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:43 AM

The Throne does seem to be the safest option. It would be like moving to home base.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Yeah, sure for now.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Though if that Altar's devious, then I'd imagine some of the best items for it are in Hell.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Considering it's the most important place in Heaven, being the Big Guy's main quarters, I wouldn't bet on that place staying all calm.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:45 AM

You speak wisdom, but for at least a time it should remain safe from any possible invading forces.

Although... in my past life in that treacherous forest that same ideology was not proven true.

We were lucky most of the "invaders" were peaceful, something we may not be so lucky with this time.

Regardless... it seems the safest option for us from a reasonable standpoint.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:49 AM

Right, now that I think about it... Togami is a familiar name.

Wouldn't you happen to have a sister named Erika?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:51 AM

I did have a sister of that name, yes. I haven't an idea what became of her after the bomb though.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:51 AM

Oh, she died. Pretty badly.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:51 AM

A fitting end for a devil such as herself.

Wait... is she... in this realm?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:52 AM

I interviewed her recently actually, she took on the wings pretty well, though she insisted on eating them with chopsticks for some reason.

Ah, no, she's definitely in hell.

Haven't heard back from her since the episode though.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:53 AM

What episode do you speak of?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:53 AM

Right, Hot Ones is the show I'm the host of. Sorry for assuming you'd know that.

I'll spare you the details but it's about interviewing celebrities while making them eat progressively hotter chicken wings. People in the afterlife love it as much as people on earth did, that's for sure.

Might want to give a look at Yumi-net if you get a chance, the interview's been uploaded on there.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 01:56 AM

For all the trouble she caused she certainly would be a celebrity in hell.

I can only hope we don't cross paths again in this war.

I wouldn't want to harm my own blood, but I could never trust her to remain toiling in any world again.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 01:57 AM

Clacky Clackety Clunk Clack Click Clacky Clurkey Clank ... Clackey Cli Clunk Clack Clunkety ~ Clurk

On the topic of the war

My conversation with God earlier made it seem like this war was mutual. With rules determined in advance.

I see no other reason why God would hesitate to give the Heaven side more information.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 01:59 AM

Still, it's strange how you supposedly died before her, yet your soul has reached this place a long while after her.

... Byakuya Togami, right?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:00 AM

Oh, apologies for interrupting your family talk. Continue.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:00 AM

Oh no, I am the eldest son, Wayne.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:00 AM

Oh, yeah that'd make more sense haha.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:00 AM

I can only hope Byakuya escaped that wretched place alive.

I remained for long time in some sort of inbetween after death, I saw visions, including of that altar.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:01 AM

Well, that's... fairly sad, but he didn't survive either.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:01 AM

And now I am here.

Oh? What became of him?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:01 AM

Erika mentioned him being hell during our interview.

Must've mean he died, though I'm not sure of the circumstances myself.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:02 AM

Byakuya was arrogant, but far from evil. He must have been hiding something to end up in hell...

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:04 AM

Supposedly, there's multiple circles of hell though.

He might've ended up in one of the milder ones?

Can't really say though, I've never been there myself.

The guests are brought to me, not the other way.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:05 AM

And who brings these guests?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:05 AM

The production team usually.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:06 AM

A strange system you have set up in this world, Evans.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:07 AM

Well you know, I've got to keep the spice running. Heh.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:09 AM

Evans, we have neglected to ask, are you at all interested in our plan to escape our likely doom at the hands of these deities' twisted games?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:09 AM

Well, depends, what does that imply?

I don't really feel much danger though, I've got connections down there obviously.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:12 AM

In a vision, I saw a horrible fate awaiting these heavens and its people. But I saw the altar, I know it can fulfill the deepest desire of those who use it. I seek nothing more than to return to my estate now, where I should've remained all along.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:12 AM

Ah, an attempt at resurrection?

Sure, I don't see why that wouldn't work.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:13 AM

My estate will crumble to a festering abomination without my presence, I must return.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:13 AM

Well, you never know though.

Nothing says time flows the same here compared to earth.

You might've been gone for a week or a whole century. That is if you manage to return.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:14 AM

It's the only chance I have to make things right.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:14 AM

Besides, I don't know if the Big Guy would be favorable.

Might want to be discreet about this. You don't see dead people coming as a common occurrence for no reason.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:16 AM

I never should've been brought here in the first place.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:16 AM

Oh, yeah well I assume most people would say this.

Dying isn't pleasant for most people.

Oh, here he comes.

How are you Jod?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:17 AM

Not only my end, but the circumstances around it! I was taken from my home to a strange land from no natural means!

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Clark Clicker Clurker Clackey ... Clank Click Clk Clunky Clacky Clatter Clack Clunky Clickety Clackety.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Oh, hey, there's a massive Eldritch altar in the cloudtops. Sorry for not mentioning that! I really don't know how I forgot. I guess I was too distracted by Lucifer! Sorry!

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:19 AM

See? Heaven can change pretty easily depending on this guy's mood.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:19 AM

Eldritch?

This altar's quite a mystery isn't it?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:21 AM

This thing seems even more antediluvian than these heavens themselves.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 02:22 AM

Eldritch smelldritch. It's in my domain, so it can't be that bad! I think!

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:23 AM

You "think"?

That implies doubt.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:23 AM

Don't go around thinking this guy's got a plan or something.

Really, he's pretty apathetic towards most things.

No offense, by the way.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 02:24 AM

Hey, I'm God! I don't need a plan!

But none offense taken.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 02:33 AM

Oh hey, I'd just like to say that this isn't the case! They're down in hell because Lucifer picked them to be there one by one! And she hates rules, especially arbitrary ones!

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:36 AM

But then why can't you give us more information on this "war"? If Lucifer would be upset at you for giving guidance, wouldn't that be a rule of sorts, which she supposedly hates?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:37 AM

Oh really? Well, I hope he treats them well then.

Luci, that is.

... Wait, Lucifer's a guy right?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:38 AM

God did say "she".

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:39 AM

Damn, guess I'm a bad interviewer then.

Tens of interviews and I only pick up on that now.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:39 AM

Hmph. Well Sean, do you plan on picking up something from here?

Like the tablet or the barrel?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:40 AM

Well, stuff's about to happen evidently. I might have to think about it.

... Say, by the way, why are you still a skeleton in the afterlife?

My hair grew back when I got there, shouldn't that apply to your skin too?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:41 AM

That's a good question!

It's because I was a skeleton in life!

A bit confusing

I wouldn't look too much into it

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Ah, neat. Might warrant an interview eventually.

You'd be up for it?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Uhm... I suppose if my schedule's open.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Great, we'll get back to this later then.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:43 AM

Sure thing.

And since you're still thinking about your action, just now that the rest of us have already stated what we're going to do, so take that into account.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 11-Aug-21 02:45 AM

I am taking the gun, Bones is taking the cloud, Brinelex is taking the lightning, and we are all moving to the throne, correct?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:45 AM

That's what I understood the plan to be.

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:45 AM

I might want to get to Hell eventually, actually.

My skills as a public person could help diffuse the situation.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:46 AM

Shouldn't we stock up first just in case?

Sean Evans BOT 11-Aug-21 02:46 AM

You guys are right though, we should go to the throne while we still can you know?

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:47 AM

Alright then, looks like we're on the same page.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 02:50 AM

Nope! It's just ethics! It's only a rule if it's set in stone.

Dry Bones BOT 11-Aug-21 02:56 AM

Hmmm… ethics with Lucifer? You two must be close then, or at least share some form of respect with each other.

God BOT 11-Aug-21 07:03 PM

LOCK

uhh

Can you guys speak in here

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Ok thanks!

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God BOT 11-Aug-21 07:32 PM

Hmm, let's see what's going on in here!

Dry bones walks over to the cloud that's falling apart.

They're... attempting to tear off a chunk of the cloud?

It looks like they were mostly unsuccessful, though they did get a small piece.

While this is happening, Brine goes over to the storm cloud!

They patiently sit down and wait for lightning to strike.

Meanwhile, Sean Evans tries to grab the tablet.

Despite being relatively small. It's surprisingly heavy!

Yeahh, Sean isn't picking that up.

Disheartened, Sean goes to listen in on the souls that were chatting in the distance, when suddenly..!

KRAKOOM

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Lightning strikes!

Brine attempts to... Grab onto the lightning?

I'm not quite sure why they'd do that. It's not like you can hold lightning...

Is what I would say if Brine wasn't holding the lightning bolt above their head in triumph!

Wow!

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Unfortunately, it seems like the thunder made it hard to listen to the souls, though.

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Now... where exactly is Wayne Togami?

hmmm...

Oh, there he is! He's climbed up the tree, and managed to snag the gun that was resting in one of the branches!

Quite the feat of dexterity for someone as old-looking as him.

Then again, age means nothing in the afterlife!

Wayne hops back down to rejoin the group, now with a high-tech looking gun in hand.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Ancestor Wayne moved to pleroma

Brinelex Brine moved to pleroma

Dry Bones moved to pleroma

Sean Evans moved to pleroma

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

-----Phase 3----- CLOUDTOPS CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center, surrounded by clouds. Though it seems illogical, you can somehow stand on the clouds without falling! Instead, it feels soft and comforting. The air is sweet, and there's a slight breeze. You could just relax here forever... were it not for the thundering storm clouds! This is a mysterious place, but it's best not to dwell upon how it all works. Instead, just enjoy your time here, as you'll surely have to move on to do bigger and better things. Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? Inside the castle is a barrel, seemingly once used by the ă̵͝ň̸̈́g̴̕̚é̷̕l̵̔̊s̸̈́̄ to drink nectar out of. It's empty now! It seems about the right size to fit a person in. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! One of the tree branches is bent, as if something used to be resting there. Speaking of out-of-place, there's also what looks like an ancient altar off to the side! From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove, though you won't be able to get back up to here from all the way down there. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340734369693696/laputa.png

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Hilda

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Ancestor Wayne

2.5/3 HP

Sean Evans

2.5/3 HP

Dry Bones

2.5/3 HP

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MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

@BravoLocke @Phanto Mask @Dry Chef @Arcueid Brunestud @No Face @Nagisa Furukawa ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Ancestor Wayne has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

cursedapple

VISIBLE this apple is eminating a powerful dark energy that's obvious for anyone to see! It looks quite dangerous to hold on to, and even more so to use. I wonder if there's any way to purify it... Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy. Sean Evans has:

cursedapple

VISIBLE this apple is eminating a powerful dark energy that's obvious for anyone to see! It looks quite dangerous to hold on to, and even more so to use. I wonder if there's any way to purify it...

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:53 PM

Clackey Clunky!

Ugh...!

Looks like three of us got injured.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 09:54 PM

Oh!

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:54 PM

Oh?

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 09:55 PM

I know what you can do with that apple!

There's a pool in the sanctuary that allegedly can purify things...

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:56 PM

...That would've been nice to know earlier.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 09:56 PM

>:[ well you didn't ask if there was a pool down there!

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:56 PM

I asked for a description of the area!

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 09:56 PM

you did?

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:57 PM

I asked what was there!

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 09:57 PM

I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't listening...

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:57 PM

...

Well we're quite far from the Sanctuary now...

Would take two phases to get there.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 09:58 PM

I can feel this cursed thing poisoning my blood already. I'm putting it on the altar as soon as possible.

Nothing else could have hurt me.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 09:59 PM

Hmm... at least that cloud is still here. The one that's falling apart.

We can try healing our injuries if we so choose with it.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Hmm... some relief of this pain would be nice.

I could inspect the apple to see if it would have any adverse effects on the altar now, but that would also cost me more of my well-being.

There is still that branch of order the deity mentioned, that well should cancel out any evil in this thing, right?

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Hard to say...

God seems to be a bit theatric.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:05 PM

...do you think it's

dangerous down there?

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:06 PM

There's a decent chance that the Streets are in Hell.

So yes, it would likely be dangerous.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:07 PM

weren't they what we were spying earlier?

That was in purgatory

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:08 PM

We were spying on the Purgatory, while jumping off leads to the Streets.

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Wouldn't be surprised if Purgatory was connected to the Streets.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I guess so...

I wonder what's down there

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:10 PM

You want to go take a look?

Because you could go there right now...

probably wouldn't be the safest idea

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Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Well, we do have enough here to fulfill the altar.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:13 PM

So you're done already?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Whether you fellows seek to descend to the streets is your choice, but you'd be best to gain whatever you can from the altar beforehand.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:13 PM

are there things on the alter?

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Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:14 PM

If my visions were not a trick of the light, it should grant those who offer items to it assistance in their desires.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:15 PM

oh wow

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:16 PM

It requires 4 items to be activated, with different items supposedly having different effects, but what that entails I am unsure of.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:16 PM

So did you have a certain set of 4 items in mind?

Everyone here has at least something.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:17 PM

This apple for one.

We'd be doing this world a favor offering it to oblivion.

Besides that, we can easily take another cloud piece, lightning, and branch from here to use.

Retsuko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:18 PM

would we get four items in return?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:19 PM

I've no clue what the altar holds in store for you, but I know it does hold something.

As for me, if all goes well it should return me to my home where I should've remained since the beginning of all of this.

If any of you would like you may even be able to go back with me.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:22 PM

So is the altar’s effect collective, or does each of the four receive an independent effect based on their item?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:23 PM

The effect should be individual judging by it's seemingly different result for me than anybody else.

Although the items, I still really do not know how they play into it, for I haven't had a chance to inspect anything.

Come to think of it, it would be best for me to inspect this thing before I throw it in.

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I can handle a little more pain.

If the rest of you are still on board with seeing this through, I would grab the remaining items from the area.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Must all four items be placed at the same time?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 10:48 PM

I don't believe so, but it seems we may do so regardless.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 10:57 PM

Anyone who wants to partake in this altar "ritual" would have to stay here then. Right?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 11:06 PM

Well, it's possible to drop an item in and leave, though I don't believe you would want to.

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Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 11:08 PM

At this rate, that means we would have to be here at the end of the next phase to finish altar preparations if you take this phase to inspect the apple.

Not sure if everyone in our group would be willing to stay here that long, but I do have these radios.

So if one or two people want to go on a little expedition party, I could hand them one of the radios and we can still stay in touch.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 12-Aug-21 11:11 PM

That is a fine plan, we only need four people here anyway.

Although I'm not sure if any of our group seeks to depart from our safety in numbers.

Dry Bones BOT 12-Aug-21 11:15 PM

I'm sure the others will make their intentions aware on whether they wish to stay or not. If we have no volunteers, we can decide as a group who I give the other radio to.

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Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 10:39 AM

Well then, I suppose I will get to inspecting this apple, the rest of you should figure out which items each is taking for the altar, or anything else you would seek to do.

Hilda BOT 13-Aug-21 03:33 PM

I think I’ll take that piece of the cloud!

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 04:59 PM

To be clear, I'm planning to stay here, and optimally at least four people stay here overall. If no one is saying that they plan to move somewhere else, I'll give this radio to whoever I please unless anyone has a suggestion.

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Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:00 PM

Ah, well.

Guess that's as good as anytime to do that interview then?

As long as you're still up for it @Dry Chef

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:02 PM

Sure, do you need me to do anything?

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:03 PM

Don't worry, I'll have my team set everything up.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:04 PM

Oh? I don't see a team around here...

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:05 PM

Really, don't worry about it.

You're the one being interviewed there. Asking you to do anything but answer questions would be like receiving a guest and ordering them to do the laundry.

.... That said I should probably go ahead and think of questions to ask.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:07 PM

Take your time, I'm not in a rush.

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:10 PM

I thought you were a hard-worker?

I don't know, if I drank some coffee I'd probably be awake enough to help people y'know?

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 05:12 PM

um...w-w-what??

You want my coffee?

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:12 PM

... Forget it, I'm just worried about this apple.

Seriously though, how does Jod take bites out of this thing?

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 05:13 PM

There's an interview?

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:13 PM

You can feel the dark energy coming from it without even touching it.

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 05:15 PM

Yes, it does look rather, um, sinful

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:16 PM

Eh, well I can just y'know... Place it on a rock or something while I do this interview.

Can't be too good to have it on you for too long.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:21 PM

Sean...

Is this interview broadcasted live?

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:23 PM

Normally, it shouldn't. They're recorded to be edited and upload on Yumi-Net later on.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:23 PM

phew... just wanted to check.

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:24 PM

Who knows what kind of twist the production team could throw though.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:24 PM

oh

I suppose I can mentally prepare myself either way.

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 05:24 PM

But yeah, I'm positive it shouldn't be broadcasted live.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:26 PM

That's a relief... I'd be a bit nervous if it was live.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:34 PM

Real quickly... @Phanto Mask ? You staying here?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:34 PM

huh

whyre we stauinh

syaying

fuck

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:34 PM

Wayne's altar "ritual"

Apparently there's a benefit to those who participate?

Depending on what item they offer.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:35 PM

but i like my lightning

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:35 PM

Ok then, well the altar only needs four items anyway.

I guess you could also grab something else here.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:36 PM

like what

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:36 PM

Anything

But preferably not another of my ribs

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:37 PM

mmmm

hey you asked

don't blame me now

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:37 PM

...

Technically I can't stop you, but just know that would make it nonconsensual this time around

So I wouldn't be too pleased

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:38 PM

no im just defending myself for the first time

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:39 PM

From what?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:39 PM

i think i will grab the barrel

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:39 PM

oh...

Decent choice

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:39 PM

from you saying that i was gonna grab another of your ribs

wait is the ritual now or next phase

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:40 PM

next phase

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:40 PM

ok

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:40 PM

This is why I'm asking if you're staying or leaving now.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:41 PM

listen bffrevgashsjjsis

(I'm like barely lucid you're gonna have to give me a break here)

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:41 PM

(That's cool lmao)

(Barely lucid rp is best rp)

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 05:42 PM

(this is very in character for brine you’re doing good)

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:44 PM

alright! i will stay

im not doing anything

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:44 PM

You're doing nothing?

Weren't you going to grab the barrel.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:44 PM

lets have a ritual lmao

as in im not busy

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Ah, figure of speech. Ruiner of comprehension.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:47 PM

simply a difference in skill

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Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 05:47 PM

I hate language

I should just devolve into bone noises again

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:48 PM

im gay

God BOT 13-Aug-21 05:48 PM

I think I agree with you there!

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:48 PM

you better

God BOT 13-Aug-21 05:48 PM

(Wait about the language part, not nessicarily about being gay)

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:48 PM

god is also gay

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God BOT 13-Aug-21 05:49 PM

(I'm not sure god has a gender identity lol)

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:50 PM

ok but god is gay

God BOT 13-Aug-21 05:50 PM

(ok lmao)

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 05:51 PM

we did it

God BOT 13-Aug-21 05:51 PM

(crazy)

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 07:01 PM

LOCK

God BOT 13-Aug-21 07:23 PM

Wow, what's going on here?

It looks like Dry Bones just tossed a radio to Hilda.

Dry Bones pulls out a little piece of a cloud... and starts eating it?

I'm not sure how that works for a skeleton, but if it works, it works, I suppose.

...and work it does, as it appears that Dry Bones' rib has healed back up!

Dry Bones goes to offer the remaining bits of cloud to Sean Evans, but...

It looks like Sean is a bit occupied with climbing the tree here!

It looks quite strenuous for him, but he painstakingly reaches his destination - a high branch at the top of the tree.

As he looks, he can see a glimmer - could it be... a soul, resting on the edge of the branch?

Sean reaches out, and...

The branch snaps!

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Sean falls to the ground. It doesn't look too painful, but it certainly was humiliating.

While this was happening, Hilda watches. She seems intrigued by the cloud that Dry Bones ate.

Thus, she goes over to get one for herself, quickly and cleanly grabbing a piece of a cloud.

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 07:49 PM

While God's away, Luci comes out to play... I'll take over from here!

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Retsuko offers her coffee to the altar, but the other materials are missing, so nothing happens. She takes her coffee back.

Brine grabs the barrel that's lying around.

Meanwhile, Wayne seems to be preoccupied with something... He's looking closely at the apple he holds.

After all this, you can all hear something.

The sun screams.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Ancestor Wayne stayed here.

Brinelex Brine stayed here.

Dry Bones stayed here.

Sean Evans stayed here.

Retsuko stayed here.

Hilda stayed here.

-----Phase 4----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center, surrounded by clouds. Though it seems illogical, you can somehow stand on the clouds without falling! Instead, it feels soft and comforting. The air is sweet, and there's a slight breeze. You could just relax here forever... were it not for the thundering storm clouds! This is a mysterious place, but it's best not to dwell upon how it all works. Instead, just enjoy your time here, as you'll surely have to move on to do bigger and better things. Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off the nearby tree. But what's twinkling beneath it? Speaking of out-of-place, there's also what looks like an ancient altar off to the side! From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove, though you won't be able to get back up to here from all the way down there. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340734369693696/laputa.png

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Retsuko

3/3 HP

Ancestor Wayne

2.5/3 HP

Hilda

3/3 HP

Sean Evans

2.5/3 HP

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Superb

3/3 HP

Joss Whedon

1.5/3 HP

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

@BravoLocke @Phanto Mask @Dry Chef @Arcueid Brunestud @No Face @Nagisa Furukawa @Death @Nyarlathotep ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Ancestor Wayne has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

cursedapple

VISIBLE this apple is eminating a powerful dark energy that's obvious for anyone to see! It looks quite dangerous to hold on to, and even more so to use. I wonder if there's any way to purify it... Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

barrel

BIG It's a wooden barrel! It's pretty big, you could easily fit a person in it. Sean Evans has:

cursedapple

VISIBLE this apple is eminating a powerful dark energy that's obvious for anyone to see! It looks quite dangerous to hold on to, and even more so to use. I wonder if there's any way to purify it...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Oh shit that's a lot of people

Finally

Hi! I'm Superb

:)

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:44 PM

Cla-Clack Rattly Clark Clicker?

Hello?

Uhm... well I'm Dry Bones.

What brings you here?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

Uh idk

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

WTF WHAT ARE YO UDOING HERE

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

That's a good question

Oh hi Brine

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

UHHH

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

What are you doing here

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

Oh, you two know each other!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

The GM has manually moved Joss Whedon to another area.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

yup

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

im so confused

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

They're a friend

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

YOU KILLED ME

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

Ahh... nice to see Brine has a friend.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

Idk why I'm here I just appeared in purgatory

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

oh wait

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

Oh wait is this what this is about

did you actually die

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

I hope the person who killed me isn't here...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

I thought it was a joke game how tf did you end up here

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

"joke game"?

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

a what??

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Uhhh

I'm guessing you guys don't know what Objective is

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:48 PM

you suck

why are you like this

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:48 PM

WHAT

HEY I DIDN'T KNOW IT'D KILL YOU

IT WAS A JOKE

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:48 PM

WELL

THINK BEFORE YOU JOKE

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

HOW ARE YOU EVEN DEAD ON IT WAS ON FUCKING DISCORD

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

Oh so it was Involuntary Manslaughter?

huh?

Discord?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

Don't think about it

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

But I am thinking about it

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

How about you think about THIS

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

OW

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

AH

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

OWOWOWOWOW

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

AHHHH!!

Please don't kill them again!

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

I'm not gonna kill them again

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I KILLED THEM THE FIRST TIME

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

How did you even kill them?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

hi not gonna kill them again

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

GOD DAMNIT

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

I put them on an electric chair

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

This sounded better in my head

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

That doesn't sound accidental.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:51 PM

HOW DOES THAT SOUND GOOD IN YOUR HEAD

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:52 PM

Cry about it

I'm sure I can explain the full context

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 08:52 PM

Please do

Maybe Retsuko can learn a thing or two about giving a full explanation

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

Okay so

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

(bruh everytime I look away for the phase update and then 50+ messages wtf how yall so fast)

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-retsuko-aggretsuko-embarrassed-welp-gif-18077952

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

Basically me and Cath were hosting a game and Brine was an NPC for it

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

I can explain things just fine...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:55 PM

and we were supposed to design together but SOMETIMES they'd design WITHOUT ME

even though Brine was an NPC and NOT a co-gm

So to teach them a lesson and because it sounded funny I set up a game where Brine was on an electric chair and they DIED

that doesn't make me sound better fucj

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:56 PM

okay so like, how did you end up here, why arent you back in the netherlands

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:57 PM

I don't know I just fell into a big hole and ended up in purgatory

not sure why

I thought YOU were also in the Netherlands

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

hehehe you fell into a big hole

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

Dutch gang you know

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

gay gay

superb gay

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

SHUT THE FUCK-

ARE YOU WHY I'M DOWN HERE?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:00 PM

you killed me why would i want you down here

up here?

up here

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 09:01 PM

A HOT ONES INTERVIEW HAS BEGUN.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:01 PM

What the fuc

We're in the middle of something here

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 09:02 PM

(oh fuck this is really bad timing)

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

I don't know why you'd want me down here but I have no other clue

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

i think this is karma

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

IT WAS A JOKE GAME

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

What is happening???

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

I can check

look

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

I'm so lost...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:03 PM

@Kurukuru Why am I down here bitch

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Hey, what's going on everybody? I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones!

Today, we welcome a very special guest, as he doesn't even have a stomach, presumably.

How are you doing Dry Bones, go ahead and introduce yourself to our viewers.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:05 PM

oh oops

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:05 PM

Do we really have to stay here

We can jump down can't we

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Don't worry, we'll edit you out in the final produce.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Idk if I want this to be recorded still this is kinda telling people I killed someone

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Someone's recording??

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Uhh.. well I’m Dry Bones.

And I’m hanging out in Heaven right now I guess.

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:07 PM

(I think the GMs forgot to do it in the phase update or area desc)

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 09:07 PM

Are other people able to see us right now??

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:07 PM

Well Dry Bones, how are you feeling about those hot wings and those incoming even hotter questions?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

@Phanto Mask do you like wanna jump down so we're more quiet? Idk if this place is good for talking about you dying at my hand

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

I might need a moment to prepare myself… (Can we wait a bit? I’m going to be unavailable for like the next hour or two)

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Wait actually what's down there

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

i cant

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Oh

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

i think you should just apologize

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:08 PM

What

No

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

(uh sure, I was planning on chilling tonight anyways)

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

I'm not apologizing for a joke smh

And I mean you're clearly still alive

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

(I have to get my second vaccine shot now)

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

JUST BECAUSE HEAVEN EXISTS DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT DEAD

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

WELL I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT'D KILL YOU

Sean Evans BOT 13-Aug-21 09:09 PM

... Psh, Bonny, don't worry about it by the way. You can take all the time you need, we'll edit out the blank spots afterwards.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:10 PM

AND I'M DOWN HERE SO DOES THAT NOT MEAN I'M ALSO DEAD?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:10 PM

IDK

IVE NEVER BEEN DEAD BEFORE

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:11 PM

NEITHER HAVE I

DO YOU FEEL DEAD?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 09:13 PM

yes but thats always the case

so wrong question to ask

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:13 PM

:(

what are all of you even doing here aside from the anime hair guy and his show

Hilda BOT 13-Aug-21 09:28 PM

If I understand correctly, we're looking for four objects to sacrifice to the altar here. Me personally though, I've been looking to have a Pokemon battle with someone since I got here! As a Pokemon trainer, I'd always battle other trainers back in my home region of Unova, and I guess I still held onto that interest here in heaven!

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 09:33 PM

you mean the altar that can be described as "eldritch"

that sounds kinda funny

well I'm not sure what to do here

I'm tempted to go down but I also don't want to leave the only person I know here lol

has anyone been down in the streets?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 10:42 PM

New faces finally show among our group. And yet... not one from the depths of hell.

But yes, it looks to be that everything is ready.

I had forgotten Retsuko had taken the coffee, straight from pleroma it must be a fair item for the altar.

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As for this apple, it seems the curse has no bearing on its suitability, but powerful it still is.

Along with Hildas cloud fragment and Brinelex’ barrel, that should be all we need!

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Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 10:51 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud... I think I'm ready now.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 10:59 PM

Oh hi

I'm guessing you're the funny guy who wants to do something with this altar

I saw someone from hell earlier

It was baba

turned the entire sacntuary into coins by replacing one word which was pretty cool ngl

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Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:01 PM

what

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:01 PM

The sanctuary is made out of coins now

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 11:02 PM

Hardly flummoxing with all we have seen so far.

Although... would those coins happen to be gold?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:03 PM

I mean there were all kinds of coins there's probably at least a few made out of that

I'm guessing you need gold or smth

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Not for this, but I’ve been intrigued by this “clockwork deity” since we’ve arrived,

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:05 PM

oh

huh that reminds me of something

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 13-Aug-21 11:05 PM

(I have to go read the area description)

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:06 PM

(alright have a good time)

why did the sun scream last phase?

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:08 PM

No idea... so where were you when it happened?

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Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:09 PM

Pleroma

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:10 PM

Hmm... everyone else in this group was here when the sun screamed.

So that doesn't eliminate many options from where the scream came from.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:11 PM

Baba was with me

I think he went back to the sanctuary

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:11 PM

Did you see who was in Purgatory?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:11 PM

uhh

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:11 PM

There should be a viewing point of it at Pleroma

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:11 PM

There was that headless guy and Billy

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 11:12 PM

The sanctuary is money now??

I was just there a few phases ago wow...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:12 PM

that's what baba does

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Were you with Baba on Phase 2?

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Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Yeah that's when it got turned into coins lmao

God didn't seem happy about it

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Ok...because there was a tablet here Phase 1 that mentioned "The Clockwork Deity" Wayne brought up

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But it wasn't here anymore when we returned on Phase 3.

So someone must've been here and took it Phase 2.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:15 PM

oh what did it say

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:15 PM

Hmm... something about greed?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:16 PM

that's not very precise

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Uhm.. "The Clockwork Deity opens not but for its own greed for gold"? Something around that?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:18 PM

ah

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:20 PM

And who were you with Phase 1?

I'm trying to figure out who took the tablet.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:20 PM

I was in purgatory with Billy and Diogenes and Squiward

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:21 PM

Did you see where Squidward and Diogenes went off towards?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:22 PM

the streets I'm p sure

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:22 PM

They both did?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:22 PM

yup

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:23 PM

huh...

That's strange

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:24 PM

It happens if

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anyways I think I might just jump down the streets

anyone wanna follow?

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:25 PM

not really

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:25 PM

alright

well

it looks funny

It's hell down there right?

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:26 PM

I believe so

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:26 PM

sounds fun

Heaven's been kinda boring

I asked god to make it cool but it just posted a stock image

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:28 PM

God only seems to do certain requests and only if your pray.

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Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:29 PM

sounds kinda like a loser

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:29 PM

Mmm.... he can be generous at times

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:29 PM

@Phanto Mask I'm going to go down ig if you wanna follow

otherwise I'll prolly go to Purgatory again next

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

im helping wayne

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

oh sure

good luck with that

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

thanks

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

Wait

Superb

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

idk if I wanna help he sounds like he has a lot of help already

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

You didn't lie to me right?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:30 PM

What

about what

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:31 PM

About where Squidward and Diogenes went after Phase 1

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:31 PM

Nope

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:31 PM

Then there's literally no way someone could have gotten that tablet

Yet it's gone

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:31 PM

ah

maybe it was divine intervention

that seems to happen lol

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:32 PM

We supposedly didn't pass anyone on the way to Pleroma... so the only other people who could've gone here Phase 2 are the Phase 1 Purgatory people.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:32 PM

Well I got no idea

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:32 PM

It's like a locked room mystery...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

I was in rooftops then I dropped down to sanctuary

it was kinda like here and streets

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

When were you in rooftops?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

phase 2

then sanctuary on phase 2 as well

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

Oh so you went to rooftops from Purgatory...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

yup

God BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Oh? Have you found yourself a mystery? Then I won't give you an answer that easily, hehehe...

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

I bet it was you

bitch

anyways now that I insulted god I'll see myself out

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to STREETS!

God BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Nope! I'd say good guess, but it really wasn't.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

~~Can you say that in red~~

God BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

(

)

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

Oh damn...

I should've asked where one could go from rooftops

It's possible there's a drop from there to here.

In which case someone could've grabbed that tablet.

God BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

Well... Since I do feel responsible for scaring him off... I suppose I can tell you that there isn't.

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

WHAT

God BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

A drop from rooftops to here, that is.

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 11:39 PM

Is there anywhere higher we can go?

I feel so high already

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

Yeah... maybe there's somewhere else with a drop to here.

That isn't the Rooftops

Retsuko BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

Someone took a tablet?

They probably came from purgatory and back, maybe?

If this is where you started, that's probably what happened, otherwise you would have seen them

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

The tablet was here Phase 1 and was gone by the time we came back here Phase 3.

And with Superb's information...

Everyone at Purgatory Phase 1 would have an alibi.

Purgatory Phase 1: Billy, Diogenes, Squidward, Superb.

Billy was at Purgatory Phase 2

Superb was at Rooftops/Sanctuary Phase 2

Squidward and Diogenes were at Streets Phase 2

We didn't pass anyone when we went to Pleroma Phase 2.

And that covers both two way paths involving Cloudtops.

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No one from Purgatory nor Pleroma on Phase 1 could have gone here and take the tablet on Phase 2.

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And obviously the path to the Streets is one-way, so no one could have gotten here from there.

An explanation would be an area we do not know of with a drop down to here.

Another would be some unknown ability being able to grab the tablet from a distance.

And my final theory is that someone could have been hiding in the barrel Phase 1.

Those are the 3 possibilities.

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

well nobodys hiding in it now lmao

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

Did you check carefully?

You surrreeeeee?

Brinelex Brine BOT 13-Aug-21 11:54 PM

i dont think i could lift it if there was someone in it

it is a crummy wooden barrel instead of a based plastic one after all

Dry Bones BOT 13-Aug-21 11:54 PM

You could grab a lightning bolt and rip out my rib, I'm sure you could carry a full barrel.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:21 AM

Speaking of lightning... are you sure you wish to use the barrel instead of your lightning? Lightning seems like a quite powerful item.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 12:22 AM

I think Brine wants to keep the lightning because it's powerful.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:22 AM

That is true.

However, I'll be leaving my shotgun behind when I leave for my home, surely that would reimburse them for their sacrifice.

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Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 12:24 AM

That's assuming this altar ritual works out

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:25 AM

Hm... alright then.

Given that it is fair to hold onto it.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 12:26 AM

I'll try providing something to the altar as back up in case one of the four you mentioned is unwilling or fails to place the item on the altar somehow.

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Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:27 AM

What item do you have?

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Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 12:28 AM

Mhmm... none I'm willing to give up, but I could quickly grab something small and throw it onto the altar.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:28 AM

A sound plan, thank you.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 12:29 AM

What...does the altar do exactly?

I do like my coffee, but if I can get something better out of it

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:30 AM

I saw that it should take me and anyone else willing away from this place, but it seems that it also offers some other reward to those who contribute to it's activation.

Brinelex Brine BOT 14-Aug-21 12:30 AM

maybe if i use the barrel on the altar it will go from a dumb wooden barrel to a great plastic barrel

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Mayhaps, giving some sort of item or improvement upon an item seems the most likely outcome to me.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 12:32 AM

If you don't mind me asking...

I assume you've been here longer than I have

Where did you learn all of this?

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:34 AM

I don't believe I've been here any longer than you, we were all summoned to fight this "war;" besides Evans who has been here before. But to answer the second part of your inquiry, inbetween when I perished and when I awoke here I saw many visions.

The reason I seek this altar is because I have seen this very place burning to the ground, but the altar seems to have something about it capable of changing that.

It was as if the knowledge was imprinted upon my mind by some force beyond the deities of this world.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 12:36 AM

Ahh...

If what you say is true

then this is how I can be most helpful!

I'll definitely offer my coffee

Or, I guess this isn't really my coffee, I just took this form

God

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 12:37 AM

You have done greatly so far, all that is left to do is place your item upon the altar and hope it fulfills its promise.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 12:37 AM

Wow what a day

Alright, I'll do that!

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 12:39 AM

You guys have fun with that, keep me in your wishes or whatnot if this altar does end up getting you guys out of here.

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I have to wait for this interview to start...

Sean must've taken a nap while I was mentally preparing myself.

Or maybe he's thinking up devious questions to ask me!

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 14-Aug-21 10:00 AM

Well then, it would seem the interview will have to be put on hold. For now, we have everything ready! I believe we all know our role to play in this, so let us commence and hope...

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 05:14 PM

If this ritual were to not transport any of us, does anyone have a suggestion on how we move?

We could stay here again and hop down to the streets next phase But there's also Purgatory or Pleroma. And we have the ability to split up due to these radios, so one group can stay here and jump to Streets while the other moves to Purgatory after the altar is done.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 05:25 PM

As for myself, I will follow Sean so we can get this interview over with.

And given that he prepared for the show to happen here, I would think he is going to stay here.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 05:33 PM

If Sean’s gonna interview you here, I think it makes sense for us to stay here too. I’m excited for this interview! I hope I get to be on camera!

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 05:36 PM

Well if both radios are staying here, then it’s probably best we all stay here to avoid anyone getting stranded without being able to contact the others.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:15 PM

Alright @Dry Chef, sorry, I think we should be ready to start.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:17 PM

Now?

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Time may be strange around here, but I can tell there isn't much time left.

So, we should probably hurry up.

So, one thing you may notice the lack of hot wings. That's an issue the prod is trying to fix.

So, to compensate for the lack of culinary heat I'll ask even hotter questions!

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:19 PM

...alright then

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:21 PM

As we all know, Wayne Togami is about to use the altar to summon various useful things. Considering the reward is individual, what are you planning on wishing for?

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Hmm... If I get the opportunity to wish for something, I plan on wishing for my return to the world from which I died so I can resolve the mystery of who killed me and the others at that castle.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Personally I'm not too attached to living life you know, considering I've been able to continue my show here.

It's interesting how people can have different opinions about the afterlife.

Well, that might be because you just got there though right?

Don't feel obligated to answer to that one, it's not a part of the interview proper.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:25 PM

Hmm.. well I suppose my answers to those types of questions are going to be based on my limited time here.

Obviously my answers correspond to my current thoughts, in theory they could change in the future.

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Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:27 PM

Well, that was pretty light. Sorry I couldn't make much more research, we're in the middle of a war you know?

It's unfortunate because I just got a message from the prod.

They're about just done for getting the Hot Wings ready.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Ok then.. not sure how much of an impact a Hot Wing would have on a skeleton such as myself...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Yeah, that most likely would've been a problem.

You might come back to life though?

We can do this again then, if the means your flesh' back and all.

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Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Don't know about that one... I actually looked like this when I was alive.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:31 PM

... What does that imply, metabolism-wise?

Y'know that sounds like nothing changed with you dying.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:32 PM

You could say that...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:32 PM

I don't recall skeletons still having a metabolism.

But then y'know, I'm a journalist not a biologist.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:32 PM

Unfortunately I ain't a biologist either buddy.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:33 PM

Still though I'm curious what effect the wings would have on you, if any.

Come drop by the wings shop whenever, my guy.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:34 PM

Sure, I'll come by to give them a try if I get the chance.

If you got any more questions for me, feel free to ask.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:37 PM

Nah man, I'm good i THINK;

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Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:37 PM

That was a quite a short interview then...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:38 PM

Yep.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:38 PM

And those cameras must've been rolling for several hour just to capture this.

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Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:38 PM

Admittedly, I was waiting for someone to bring the wings.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:39 PM

And who would this person be?

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:39 PM

Oh, no one in particular. Just someone from the prod.

They'll come soon, don't worry.

They're working on something... bigger. I suppose they want to redeem themselves or something.

...

Wait, did something take the tablet?

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:41 PM

Yes, I mentioned that earlier.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:41 PM

........

I need to hit the gym again.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:41 PM

It's quite curious though...

Whoever took the tablet couldn't have come from Purgatory nor Pleroma.

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if that Superb fellow is to be believed that is...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:44 PM

sigh

Y'know, I've been feeling a bit down lately?

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:44 PM

Not a surprise given what's happened to you during out time together.

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Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:44 PM

It's like my strength and individuality is slowly fading, if that makes sense.

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

Oh, that tablet? Hah, I took that thing Needed to collect em in Hell for something.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

... Oh, you're here.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

Huh?

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

It's me :)

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

Is that even fair?

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

Wait, you're just going to show up here and uh

Isn't this heaven?

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 06:45 PM

I'll be your host tonight! God's a little busy.

We're gonna have some fun!

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:46 PM

Uh, sure.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:46 PM

...seems odd to just take something from Heaven out of nowhere.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:46 PM

Did Wayne say anything about the apple, by the way?

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:47 PM

Apparently the curse doesn't have an impact on how suitable it would be for the altar.

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:48 PM

I was going to throw it in the altar either way. But y'know, might be useful to know what it's good for before getting rid of it.

... About that apple, do you have anything to do with that snake @Nikola Orsinov?

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 06:49 PM

It's not my fault it's here.

Someone stole it from me >:(

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:52 PM

~~Can you say that in red~~

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:54 PM

..... Nevermind that shop isn't opening....

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:54 PM

Oh? How come?

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:55 PM

I misunderstood how we're supposed to conduct interviews, well whatever?

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Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 06:55 PM

...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:55 PM

I'll get another one rolling eventually.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 06:55 PM

Aw did I miss the interview already? I was gonna smile and wave for the camera...

Well, I’m busy with this altar anyway, so it’s fine!

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 06:55 PM

... There wasn't much to see anyways, don't worry.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 06:56 PM

And I can just wait for the next one.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 07:00 PM

Hmm...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 07:02 PM

... Well, is anyone going to purgatory?

I might go ahead and set an interview with whoever's going there too.

Dry Bones BOT 14-Aug-21 07:03 PM

Uhm... no one said they were...

Sean Evans BOT 14-Aug-21 07:04 PM

Welp.

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:07 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:26 PM

Retsuko is headed to the altar first. She places her coffee down, and clasps her hands.

Is she praying?

Hah, that won't do her any good...

While Dry Bones grabs an object off the ground, Hilda, Brine and Sean head up to the altar.

They contribute a piece of a cloud, a barrel, and an apple respectively.

The altar has been assembled, with all four items!

Now it's time for the magic to happen.

:)

...wayne walks up to the altar.

He kneels before it, and begins chanting something in a language no-one recognises.

One by one, the objects upon the altar get absorbed into it

Once they are done...

Wayne himself gets absorbed into the altar.

And the altar begins to shift and change.

The top of it cracks open, and something begins to sprout.

A... Sapling?

But a sapling made of wood and leaves intertwined with flesh and bone.

1

The sapling grows quickly, branches covering the sky and roots burrowing into the earth.

1

A form emerges from the centre of the tree, something that was once recognisable as Ancestor Wayne Togami.

Before long, the form is sealed off by the ever-growing tree cocooning around it.

Until, impossibly large and incomprehensibly menacing, the tree stands at its full height, towering over all.

...more branches sprout from the tree, almost seeming like... limbs?

And a gaping hole cracks open in its front, grinning at you.

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:51 PM

...on the bright side, Wayne dropped his shotgun! Sean picks it up.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

Ancestor Wayne stayed here.

Brinelex Brine stayed here.

Dry Bones moved to purgatory

Sean Evans moved to purgatory

Retsuko stayed here.

Hilda stayed here.

-----Phase 5----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. It's roots reach down into the earth beneath the clouds, and its branches cloud the area... some of them are making grabbing motions, and some are even speaking. In less horrific news, you're stood on a cloud! Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. You can also instantly move into the TREE, although it may be harder to get back out. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You can likely use the tree's roots to return. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/876181539749265448/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Hilda

3/3 HP

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Joss Whedon

1.5/3 HP

Ancestor Wayne

5/5 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

@BravoLocke @Phanto Mask @Valvatti @No Face @Nagisa Furukawa @Coyote Smith @Death ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy. Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying! Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you? Hilda has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 08:43 PM

What the heck is that thing?! What happened??

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Oh, it's the schoolgirl.

What's gotten into you guys?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:44 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:44 PM

https://tenor.com/view/wow-retsuko-aggretsuko-sparkling-eyes-happy-gif-18081734

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:44 PM

WHAT THE FUCK?

IS THAT A TREE?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:44 PM

It looks so cool...

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

How do you see without a head, anyway, Joss?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

I DON'T KNOW.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

I wish I knew! Wayne here was telling us about this altar and how we need to sacrifice four objects to it. So we did exactly that and this is what happened!

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

Well, why not?

Looks like you're a monster now.

Like me!

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

Oh, the streets are two way now!

I think...

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

AAAAA!

AAAAAA!

RIPLEY CAN WE UH...

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

I'm going to go see what's down there first, I've been so curious

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

NOT STAY HERE?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

huh?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

This does NOT look safe.

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

Why didn't you give the glass to me?

You might cut your hands on glass~

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:46 PM

I was busy AVOIDING the thing here.

Your pet.

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Minnie wouldn't hurt a fly. She was just playing with you!

Don't worry Joss, I'll make sure you don't fall off~

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:47 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to STREETS!

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Well, there she goes.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:48 PM

I mean.

The tree looks dangerous.

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:50 PM

It's just a flesh tree.

I've seen worse.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:52 PM

Is it normal for trees to talk?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 08:52 PM

On some planets, i guess.

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:54 PM

WHERE IS HE

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:54 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from STREETS!

Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 08:54 PM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:54 PM

oh you can moveinstant from here to the streets huh

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

Hi!

I just came from hell!

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

hello there

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

It's amazing down there!

So cool!

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

Who is at hell right now

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

What's down there?

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

Retsuko, you’re back! What’s happening down there?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

There's a big city with garbage everywhere

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:55 PM

Oh.

That sounds safre!

1

Why don't we all go down there?

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:56 PM

but theres no one down there right now?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:56 PM

It's nice and far away from the tree.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:56 PM

The ancestor was also down there?

But he's here too??

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:56 PM

What.

Who?

Is that the tree?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:56 PM

He...might be the tree itself

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:57 PM

UH...

I don't know who this is but this guy doesn't sound okay.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:57 PM

Hm? He seemed kind of nice to me

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 08:57 PM

Why is he a tree now?

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 08:59 PM

And now those voices are back! For anyone who wasn’t here earlier, you might think I’m going crazy when I say that, but I’m not! Earlier in the pleroma, we could all hear the conversations people in purgatory were having. Now, it seems to be happening again!

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:00 PM

Huh?

I don't hear anything...you hear something right now?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:01 PM

Voices?

Like, from a radio or something?

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:01 PM

Oh! You have a radio, don't you?

That might be why! That's probably just your radio, silly!

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:01 PM

Oh right, it’s from this radio! I forgot that Dry Bones gave this to me earlier haha

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:03 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to STREETS!

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

he isnt there

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Anyway, the audio isn’t coming in very clear, but something dangerous might be happening in purgatory! I can’t tell for sure, but there was talk of a killer and their name was Pasqualo.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@High Priestess Adiris

The Plague appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

The Plague

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

i am losing my mind over this WHERE IS THAT WHITE FREAK IM GOING TO KICK HIM

Plague BOT 14-Aug-21 09:05 PM

Cope

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:05 PM

what???

Danger??

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Pasqualo!

That's the robot that bullied me!

Along with another robot and a buff fish.

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:06 PM

i am not coping

i am not going to therapy until i avenge my death

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:09 PM

I’m going to try to get through to Dry Bones to find out!

Hey Dry Bones, is everything okay?

Are you in danger?

I can’t hear the message very clearly, but I think Dry Bones is okay. That’s a relief.

Oh and he’s asking if the tree’s still there.

Yes, the tree’s still there!

We can see it from here!

The tree is still here!

We’re you able to make out what I said now?

1

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:16 PM

oh you're talking to someone

ask them if they've seen baba

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:17 PM

Now that you mention that, I did hear talk of someone named Baba. I think Baba might be with the others in purgatory.

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:17 PM

THAT FUCKER

Thank you so much for letting me know

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:17 PM

I mean, you're going to have to intercept it somehow.

If you just go where it's been, you'll keep missing it.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:18 PM

Are you sure down into the streets isn't safer?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:19 PM

Don't you want danger, Joss?

That's what makes for best action~

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:19 PM

Hmm...

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:19 PM

What's a baba?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:19 PM

I mean danger also decapitated me.

But if you can keep me safe then...

I guess I'll stay here.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:20 PM

Is that like boba?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:20 PM

It's some kind of a white alien that can change the areas here, as far as I got.

The asshole seems to have some beef with Kyoko.

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:21 PM

...I don't think anything surprises me anymore

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:21 PM

a "baba" is nothing but an evil white freak

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:21 PM

Some people say that of Joss...

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:21 PM

i was at this tower right

I had to get this Ultimate Banger and while I'm doing that THAT ASSHOLE BABA CAUSES A ROOFTOP COLLAPSE THAT KILLS ME

THIS ISNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME IVE DIED AND IM HONESTLY VERY UPSET AT THE FACT IM DEAD AGAIN

So the plan is to avenge my death

....again

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Sounds like a shit deal.

Was the music any good?

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:24 PM

i never heard it

although because Baba is here odds are they haven't heard it either

so they got fucked over just like i did

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:26 PM

Ha, well, I guess you really saw them in hell.

God BOT 14-Aug-21 09:28 PM

Hmm. I wouldn't quite call it evil... It did go back to repair the damage it did to the sanctuary, after all.

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:28 PM

oh how nice

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:28 PM

Can I go see down in the streets for a bit? Apparently I can just climb back immediately.

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:28 PM

i'm still going to kick him

God BOT 14-Aug-21 09:30 PM

I won't stop you.

Though I would say that if you wish to incur my divine favor, that's not the way to go after it...

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:32 PM

I'll go with you, okay Joss?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:33 PM

Alright.

Three...

Two...

One...

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to STREETS!

@Death

Joss Whedon instantly moved to STREETS!

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from STREETS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

That was boring.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Joss Whedon

1.5/3 HP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Phew.

This tree's everywhere!

Why is everything here so messed up? I thought this was heaven!

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:40 PM

I guess life just is hell.

Well, afterlife.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:40 PM

The tree ended up sprouting after we put those four items in the altar! Why, I don’t know.

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:41 PM

Sounds like you're a bunch of dumbasses that didn't realize you're conducting an ancient demonic ritual.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:43 PM

But why would someone in heaven want to conduct a demonic ritual? That doesn’t sound very heavenly! But Wayne did imply that putting these items into the altar was really important to him, so maybe he really did intend for this to happen...

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:44 PM

Well, looks like your ancestor is a tree now. Great.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:45 PM

A pretty fucked up one if you ask me.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 09:49 PM

And that’s the worst part! If his goal was to become a tree, I won’t question it, but for the sky of heaven, this tree is really unsightly! I think the bigger problem though is that everyone who put an item in that altar seems to have this dark mutation. What’s this going to do to us?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Worst comes to worst, you'll have a xenomorph popping out of your stomach in a few hours.

Might as well shoot yourself in advance.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 10:06 PM

Well that doesn’t sound very pleasant! Maybe I could bond with that thing and have it be my Pokemon, but that’s not how we catch Pokemon!

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 10:07 PM

That's how you catch STI's, though.

You better take care of your health.

Hilda BOT 14-Aug-21 10:10 PM

...I think you’re misinterpreting something here.

You see, a bond between a trainer and their Pokemon is a bond of friendship! Not uhh, whatever you were thinking of.

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I mean the bursting out of someone's stomach part.

Ancestor Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:20 AM

bone scraping and flesh twisting noises

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:20 AM

Eugh...

Even now, your hopeless ignorance continues to disgust me.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:20 AM

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENED

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:20 AM

This was never for the salvation of your pitiful world.

It was it's damnation!

Without my idiotic siblings to trifle in my business all has played exactly as I have wanted.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:21 AM

(typo in the chat)

wtf

well

uhhh

mmm

well

im going down to the street can i pass a message along for anyone

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:22 AM

I am already there.

And soon... I will be everywhere.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:22 AM

anyone else

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:22 AM

Wow!

You look so cool!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:23 AM

Your doom is inevitable. Your assimilation is impending. Soon you will rejoin the whole from which you were created.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:23 AM

the whole what

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:23 AM

That which is a part of us all.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:23 AM

what

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:23 AM

The true evil and god of all worlds.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:24 AM

uhh

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:24 AM

Foolishly you still consider yourself separate from the whole.

I know better.

And I will show it to you.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:24 AM

raccoon person please help me idk what hes talking about fhfduhfdsofj

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:24 AM

!

That reminds me!

There's something I should do down at the streets!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:24 AM

oh can i come with

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:25 AM

No no it's fine

Have a good time everyone!

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:25 AM

How the hell did they let him into heaven?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:25 AM

i was gonna go anyway now youre just being rude

whyd everyone become mean

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:25 AM

I'm sorry! That's not what I meant

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

Your own god could not see through the veil.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

I thought you were coming because I was going, I didn't mean anything by it

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

Informative on how godly it truly is.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

well

here goes nothing ig

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine instantly moved to STREETS!

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to STREETS!

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from STREETS!

Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

hi just passing by

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from STREETS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

That woman must be insane.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

Look at me I can moveinstant too

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

There's nothing to do down there.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to STREETS!

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:43 AM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:44 AM

But I did it

And thats what matters

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Sure...

The panda woman didn't come here?

I guess she really went inside the tree.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:22 AM

That Wayne person tricked us! And here I thought we were helping out in the war by following along with his plan! Whatever sinister plans you have for this world, I won't let you accomplish them!

Dry Bones, can you hear me?

I can hear you as well, although not perfectly.

I'm coming to purgatory!

Stay where you are!

If we're going to stop Wayne's plans, I need to get a team together!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 02:24 AM

@Nagisa Furukawa

Hilda instantly moved to STREETS!

@Nagisa Furukawa

Hilda appeared from STREETS!

Hilda has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 02:25 AM

Hilda

3/3 HP

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:26 AM

Pitiable thing, do you really believe you can escape your fate now?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:26 AM

Goddamnit girl, you got him talking again.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:26 AM

The only way to find out is to try. And believe me, I'll try with all of my strength!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:26 AM

I was enjoying the silence.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:27 AM

Silence you wretched worm, out of all these fools I will enjoy consuming you the most.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:28 AM

What's your plan, anyway?

Just eat us?

Billy was saying as much too.

That's not really imaginative.

And besides, kind of a shitty existence, being a tree and all.

Hey, how about we free Billy and make him fuck this fool up?

I don't think he'd appreciate anyone feasting on his meal.

That meal is us, by the way, but we can think about that when it's more relevant.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:30 AM

I don't know who Billy is, but I'll appreciate the help of anyone who wants to team up!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:30 AM

He's a character alright.

Should still be caged in purgatory.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:31 AM

All the more reason for me to head to purgatory then.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:31 AM

Dear god.

This thing can talk?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:31 AM

Look who decided to wake up.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:31 AM

I should have the right to take a nap when I'm missing my head.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:31 AM

Hopefully, Dry Bones is still there when I get to purgatory. I'm not sure if he can make out that I'm heading to where he is.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:32 AM

Who cares about that? Let's just get this weirdo under control.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:32 AM

The goose, a mere fowl? What next, will you sic a pigeon on me?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:32 AM

I mean, I saw it.

It's a pretty large duck.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:32 AM

I think you'll come to regret underestimating Billy.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:33 AM

Although this tree is even larger.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:33 AM

So, back to purgatory it is.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:33 AM

Somehow.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:33 AM

I'll take a nap and go there tomorrow.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:33 AM

Oh.

Alright.

Uh...

Did someone go in the tree?

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:35 AM

A small Pidove at its highest evolution becomes a mighty Unfezant! Just you wait until you see what we can do when our power's at its peak!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:35 AM

I have no idea what that means.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:36 AM

Retsuko did.

She's got a thing for that thing.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:36 AM

...

You mean the small racoon lady?

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:36 AM

All you need to know is that we'll team up with Billy and anyone else willing to join, and take down Wayne!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:37 AM

...I would have never thought that someone like her would...

Huh.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:37 AM

Excuse me for a second

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:37 AM

Should we assume that she's dead?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:37 AM

How tough do you think you are

Serious question I need to know if you can help me with this totally crazy revenge plan

It'll be super sweet I promise

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:38 AM

Are you seriously using this eldritch horror for a petty revenge plan?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:38 AM

Everybody is going to die if that is of any help.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:38 AM

Look, fix your plan soon, cause we'll take care of this thing in a bit.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:39 AM

Of course!

I need to know if everyone can help

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:39 AM

But if you get your revenge before we're done that's fine.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:39 AM

Uh, Ripley, how do you plan on, uh, taking on that thing?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:39 AM

Well if you're going to kill everyone that ruins my plan

So I can't let that happen

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:39 AM

I told you already, Billy's gonna do fine.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:40 AM

Ah, alright.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:40 AM

Plus you've got that glass thing, so you can go and attack this tree.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:40 AM

So we free the duck thing.

Oh!

What a good idea.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:40 AM

I'm sure you'll do fine.

But maybe wait until we have backup.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:40 AM

I'm going to try this instant!

Ah, uh.

Yes. Actually better idea.

You made me very confident in myself, apologies.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Isn't Billy just going to kill us after we let him out?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Well, I guess you can go for a swipe now since there's nothing better to do.

Well, here's the thing.

Billy wants to eat france, right?

And this tree wants to eat everything.

That includes france.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Is Wayne French?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

So it's invading on billy's turf.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Wait France is in that tree?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Therefore, billy must kill it.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Ewwwwwwww I touched it earlier

Gross

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Yeah, I'd wash my hands.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:42 AM

France isn't in that tree?

I don't think an entire country could...

Wait, could it?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Either way, we tell billy that france is in that tree, and that it wants to eat everything.

I'm sure billy will be so blood-raged that he'll fight it head on.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:43 AM

That's a good idea.

What happens if Billy wins and there's no France?

Wait if either sides win we're left with the other loose and I feel like none of these sound like good ideas.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:44 AM

If that happens I'll just tell them to stop fighting

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:45 AM

We'll deal with billy if we have to.

But this overgrown weed seems pretty important to pull out.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:46 AM

What happened to your war anyway? Should you not be capitalizing on this disruption to the forces of heaven creature of hell?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:46 AM

Who cares about some bougie war?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:46 AM

I don't care about what the guys in hell want

I just want my revenge

Besides they're weird

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:46 AM

There's a war?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:46 AM

Kinda?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

I'm inclined to say the heaven people seem more level-headed than the hell ones.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

I think the people I met in Hell earlier wanted to go to Heaven and hurt people here.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

Lucifer wanted them to kill you guys but then they decided to take over hell and now destroy the sun

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

I should have known those worthless deities would be unable to force anybody to abide by their wishes.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

They'll probably come after God and you guys later

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:47 AM

How passe.

God didn't tell us to do anything. Consider us free citizens.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:48 AM

I just appeared in Hell for no reason.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:48 AM

No reason, right.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:48 AM

How curious.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 02:49 AM

Well I mean you guys are like, ok I guess?

Not the French guy over here

The guys at the tower somehow made more sense

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:50 AM

I haven't even seen this guy before.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:50 AM

The only war I see being waged right now is that tree you turned into against heaven! We'll take on anyone from Hell that wants to attack us, but don't think we'll take our sights off of you!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:51 AM

Jesus girl, can you stop talking in motivational speeches?

I'm trying to have a migraine in peace here.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:51 AM

I'm curious if you would have been insufferable as now under the pretense of brotherhood.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:52 AM

Is there anywhere where we could be quiet?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:53 AM

Those deities wouldn't leave you alone anywhere you go.

I would know.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:54 AM

You say that, but aren't you also in a lot of places at once?

It's kind of like God, aha.

I mean, smaller.

I sure hope you'll stay this small.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 02:55 AM

Hope is a dangerous thing.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:55 AM

Oh no.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:55 AM

Don't worry, size doesn't matter.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:56 AM

....Riight.

Yes.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:57 AM

Yes, hello Eridan, I can hear you! But only partially.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:57 AM

Don't you like my sexual jokes?

You're the one who made me say them~

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 02:58 AM

It was in response to Eridan.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Not you, stupid, Joss~

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Oh, hmm, I mean-

I think you're very funny!

That was a very good joke.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:00 AM

Oh, I was trying to communicate through my two-way radio! Sorry, maybe I should be more clear when I'm doing that.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:00 AM

Your writing has the best humor~

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:02 AM

It seems like the people in purgatory are going to try bringing Billy up here to the cloudtops!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:04 AM

Well that makes our goal a lot easier.

Are they going to fight the tree or what?

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:05 AM

I think so! They've been talking about the tree down there as well.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:05 AM

It will slaughter your people, most likely.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:05 AM

Eh, I've dealt with worse.

Guess we'll just stay in this area then.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:09 AM

So....

Should I kick the French guy?

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:10 AM

Speaking into the radio I hear you loud and clear! I'm staying in cloudtops!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:12 AM

Best fortune to you attempting to kick a tree to death.

Try not to stub your toe.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:14 AM

Not the tree

You

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:16 AM

I have horrible news for you...

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:19 AM

It can't be that bad

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:19 AM

Wait, does she not know?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:20 AM

I don't know do I?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:20 AM

I would not put it past someone as dimwitted as her.

To not see

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:21 AM

Rude

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:21 AM

That the horror talking to her is a TREE.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:21 AM

I am not dumb

Before I died I remember Gwashington Wgeorge saying I was smart I think

OH

THATS WHY YOU LOOK SO FRENCH

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:21 AM

Gwashington Wgeorge....?

Like the president?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:22 AM

No the AI robot thing

I wonder if they ever found what they were looking for?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:22 AM

Sounds like a prick.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:22 AM

No they weren't bad

Although I didn't run into them much

Anyway

If you are French like you say you are I might hold off on kicking you

I don't want to get my shoes dirty

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:24 AM

I never said I was French you buffoon.

(my manor is like probably english but im also from a japanese family so)

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:25 AM

But everyone else said the tree has France

So if youre the tree then that means you're French

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:25 AM

Checks out to me.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:25 AM

That's their silly little plot to convince the goose to attack me.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:26 AM

(I'm just going along with all this)

Hey he's a duck

Not a goose

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:27 AM

It's a FOWL and you're hoping to kill the incarnation of the true god of this world with it.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:27 AM

I dunno he seemed tough

And cute

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:28 AM

He's a character alright, as I said before.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:28 AM

Yeah

Well you don't have anything to do with Baba

So I don't have any reason to kick you after all

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:29 AM

Well, if he kills you before you can kill baba your revenge is fucked.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:29 AM

Wait......

Was he serious about killing us???

I thought it was a French joke

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:29 AM

His whole shtick is to eat our souls or whatever.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:29 AM

Hmmmmmmm

I hate to say it but

Maybe we do need Baba for a bit

Just for him to do some weird wordplay bullshit on Wayne

Then I can kick him off a roof

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:31 AM

Yeah, sounds solid.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:31 AM

And what if I told it about that plan?

You really need to consider what you say in front of me.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:31 AM

I think it's used to people wanting it dead.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:31 AM

I'm very sure it knows I want to kill it

But it should also know that I have other ways of avenging my death that don't directly involve it

BUT I wanna know if it makes a squeaking noise if I kick him

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:33 AM

Have you really nothing better to do?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:33 AM

Look at him

He's so evil I can't help but wonder what he's thinking right now

No this is the best thing to do

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:34 AM

You could go down to the streets and kill my sister right now.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:34 AM

I need to avenge my death again

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:34 AM

You would be doing everybody a favor, that wretch.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:34 AM

Erika is your sister?

Is she French too?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:34 AM

Yes, and she got me killed.

She might as well be for all she is worth to me now.

I would kill her right now if I didn't have to deal with you meddlers first.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:35 AM

Woah you got killed too

That's crazy

Oh wait we all got killed

Still very crazy

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:46 AM

Change of plans, apparently Billy won't be coming here immediately.

They're saying that Billy needs to first...eat France?

What's France?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:48 AM

Should be in hell but I guess not

Who is with Billy right now again?

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:50 AM

Oh, they're saying France is on the rooftops!

So, I guess Billy will be going there next.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:52 AM

YES

Alright I know how to avenge myself now

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 03:52 AM

Dry Bones is there right now and so is Eridan! I've also heard about a Beast, someone named Superb, and a fat cat.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:53 AM

Thank you

Unfortunately not the beast I'm looking for

Oh and tell them that I'll be going to the rooftops next phase, and that they shouldn't go there

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 04:11 AM

The new plan looks like they're sending over something called an Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 to help. Some sort of robot fish, I guess?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 04:16 AM

WHAT?

NO!

THAT'S THE THING THAT POPPED MY HEAD OFF!

It's a very large very buff fish person.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 04:17 AM

Oh, so that's why you have no head. Sorry about your head, but if it's strong enough to do that, then surely it'll be a great ally for us!

Plague BOT 15-Aug-21 04:48 AM

Ok I just want you to know mr tree I don't taste very good

The tree is trying to eat us right

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:50 AM

Yes

The French guy is

Didn't expect you to be scared

Plague BOT 15-Aug-21 04:50 AM

Not exactly scared

But can't we just chuck lightning at it

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 PM

I'll try to stab it.

With, uh. This piece of glass.

Geez, that sounds really stupid now that I think about it.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 02:03 PM

Sigh, do I have to attack it as well?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 02:07 PM

Well, if you want to.

I don't think it'd do much considering it's a tree.

I don't know, really.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 03:12 PM

Well, he's only slightly stronger than the rest of us.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:27 PM

Anyway, I want to head to the rooftops. This revenge seems interesting.

@Death You should come with. We can give this tree a kick later.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:28 PM

Oh.. okay!

I'll follow you.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:29 PM

@Coyote Smith You're going there too, right?

Don't we have to go through the streets?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:30 PM

...Do you think the racoon girl will be okay?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:30 PM

Doesn't matter what she decides to do.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:31 PM

I wouldn't recommend following me

You'd get caught in the crossfire

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:32 PM

I'm sure we'll be fine.

I'll take care of you, Joss~

Anyway, are we going through the streets or not?

I don't see a way to the rooftops from here.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:33 PM

I think rooftops might be in Hell.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:34 PM

I'm just interested in following Kyoko to this confrontation.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:35 PM

I mean, rooftops isn't directly connected to the streets.

It is connected to the purgatory though.

And I'm assuming Greed?

Whatever that could be.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

@Coyote Smith How do you mean to catch up to Billy then?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

Streets connects to rooftops

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

I'm pretty sure they dont.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

And Billy is going to the rooftops next phase

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

I don't remember anymore.

But Joss is saying they don't.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:36 PM

Oh fuck off they don't

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

I was in the streets a few phases ago and it did not connect there.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

I am blind

Well then revenge plan is canceled for now

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

Ah.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

Wait let me double check

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to STREETS!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

I mean you could just jump down there and-

Yeah.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

I guess we can wait if she comes back.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:38 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:38 PM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:38 PM

Well this sucks

Alright I guess I'm going to greed?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:38 PM

So we go down then?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Fine with me.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Yeah

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Alright.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to STREETS!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Three, two, one...

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon instantly moved to STREETS!

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine appeared from STREETS!

Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:42 PM

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from STREETS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

This is getting out of hand now...

Kyoko, are you going to greed or not?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

Yeah

You can just !movespecial you know

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:44 PM

I don't want to drift around aimlessly.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Do you have enough investment to attack this wayne guy now?

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:45 PM

No

I want that lighting bolt

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Whatever suits you.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Now that I think about it

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:45 PM

I wonder if that schoolgirl is going to give the tree a go.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Maybe I could just grab it from the streets?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Should be possible from either area.

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Well

I guess I'm out then

To the streets we go

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Oh, great.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to STREETS!

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to STREETS!

God BOT 15-Aug-21 07:01 PM

LOCK

God BOT 15-Aug-21 07:27 PM

The plague goes to a nearby storm cloud. They seem to be focusing.

Suddenly, the cloud seems to... shift, slightly?

It looks almost... greener?

The plague seems unperturbed by this change, as it immediately goes to grab a lightning bolt thereafter.

The bolt singes their hand, but they grabbed it successfully.

Somehow.

I'm not even surprised at this point.

While this is happening, Brine is looking around, confused.

Suddenly, they focus in on the entrance to the tree.

...What is it that they see?

...

Suddenly, Retsuko, slightly injured, runs out from the tree!

She screams "Noooo!!! Please nooo!!!!!!!! Stoppp!!!!!"

She seems very panicked!

This causes something to snap for Hilda.

Hilda shouts back towards the source of Retsuko's panic!

"MARK MY WORDS, WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

The fleshy substance of the tree starts to shift, almost in response to this declaration.

In fact, the tendrils of the tree seem to be shifting towards... purgatory?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Ancestor Wayne moved to tree

The Plague moved to pleroma

Hilda stayed here.

Brinelex Brine moved to purgatory

-----Phase 6----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. It's roots reach down into the earth beneath the clouds, and its branches cloud the area... some of them are making grabbing motions, and some are even speaking. In less horrific news, you're stood on a cloud! Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain cloud is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. You can also instantly move into the TREE, although it may be harder to get back out. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You can likely use the tree's roots to return. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/876181539749265448/unknown.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Diogenes

3/3 HP

Hilda

3/3 HP

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Kazuma Kiryu

3/3 HP

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

2.5/3 HP

Squidward

2/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@dame da ne spy @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble @Max Bialystock @Robbie and the Rottens @No Face @Nagisa Furukawa ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy. Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row... Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Diogenes has:

cardboardbox

BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person. Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness. Hilda has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

BREEEEPPPP

fishbunjin turns to pasqualo to see if he’s hurt

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

[heads up im gonna be busy for beginning of phase]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

(alright, most likely me too in an hour)

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 09:10 PM

what the hell is that think?

1

that's the tree?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 09:11 PM

KYAAAAAA!!!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

BREEEEEEPPPP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-retsuko-aggretsuko-omg-oh-my-god-gif-18079611

I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE

I never should have gone in there...

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

uh

you got someone dark spots on you

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

He tried to attack me in there!

I got out and stopped most of the damage

and now the things on my skin are getting larger...

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Oh no, Retsuko! You’re hurt!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:09 PM

I'm okay, I think!

Just very shook

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:12 PM

If you say so, then I'm glad you're okay.

Speaking into the radio Eridan! I got your message!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:12 PM

BREEEEEEPPPPP

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Oh, you must be the one the others in purgatory were sending to help us!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

help you?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:14 PM

sugoi! so fast!

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:15 PM

Ah yeah, I should fill you in on the plan. I was able to communicate to Dry Bones through the radio while he was in purgatory. The others in purgatory can see this tree as well, and we're teaming up to stop Wayne!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:16 PM

I can help with that!

But how??

He's so powerful now!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:17 PM

fishbunjin tilts his head, looking confused

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Part of the plan is to send Fishbunjin to where we are. Then once Billy fulfills their goal of eating France in the rooftops, which I think is where Dry Bones and some of the others are right now, Billy will come to help us as well!

But that's a good question! We should all strategize to see what we can do right now.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I don't really know what we should do...

but if there's one thing i know we shouldn't do, is not to go inside that tree!

He's like twice as powerful in there as he is out here!

that was the impression i got anyway

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 10:30 PM

That's good to know. For now, we'll see what we can do from out here.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:52 PM

[ok im here now hooray!]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:52 PM

(of course I’m just about to eat what the frick)

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:53 PM

Pasq stretches out - he's feeling a lot better than he was. He even got a shotgun out of the deal! Time to kick some ass.

Ah. Uh, no need to worry about me, bud!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:54 PM

he gives him a thumbs up

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:54 PM

...are you OK?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:54 PM

he gives him another thumbs up. He is unfazed

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:54 PM

Pasqualo looks to Fishbunjin with a look of worry on his face. Those bullets did deflect, but he can't help but sympathize...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:54 PM

fishbunjin flexes

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:55 PM

HA!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Pasqualo looks at Fishbunjin with a grin. Looks like everything is fine, then.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:56 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:56 PM

So, that's the tree; huh...

Doesn't look so tough, but we should probably be careful.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 10:56 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 10:58 PM

you're both...from hell right?

you look kind of red

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 10:59 PM

Wait, are you a furry?

But. Uh.

I mean.

Yes?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:00 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Um, yes? I am furry?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:00 PM

I mean buddy over here is literally covered in blood.

I'm not one to judge.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:00 PM

he shows them the blood on his hand

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:01 PM

...

Sorry i've hit my quota at things I'm amazed by

but that is pretty cool

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:01 PM

BREEEEPPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:02 PM

He agrees, just so you know.

I speak fish.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:03 PM

um ok

hi fish

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:03 PM

(Well, I should go. Be back soon)

BREEEEEPPP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:04 PM

I'm going to see if anyone is down at the streets

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:04 PM

Seems like a... plan.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:04 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to STREETS!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Well, I don't know if she's going to be coming back up here soon.

If I go down, I don't want to leave Fish Buddy behind, and...

Pasqualo looks in his eyes. He seems a bit "AFK" at the moment.

So, I'll just wait.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from STREETS!

Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Oh! So you can come back up?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:06 PM

Yeah it's two way

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:06 PM

Hm, OK. I wasn't sure. Let me give it a check, then.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:06 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to STREETS!

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from STREETS!

Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:09 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:09 PM

That was fun!

Also, extremely eldritch - I have to love what they've done with the place.

That said, I don't think having a massive tree hanging above the streets is a good idea for the city's industry.

Just think of the tourism!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:10 PM

um, what are you doing here?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:10 PM

Well, I'm not making my move without Fish Buddy! Pasqualo points towards Fishbunjin.

I went down as a little... scouting expedition; let's say.

If you're asking how exactly I climbed back up, I'm a cyborg! I can do what I want.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

Oh I meant more in general

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

OH!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

like coming up to heaven from hell

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

I'm here to kill anyone who's been infected.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

I heard there's a war going on?

...infected?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:12 PM

Well, yeah; I guess. I don't really care that much about it, I think.

Everyone can die in my mind. Everyone except my Fish Buddy here.

Yeah, infected!

You know... like

the thing!

The thing you have going on right now!

It's like blackness covering to your body.

So I gotta kill ya.

We figure if I kill all of ya, it'll stop the tree!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:14 PM

oh

...sigh

I've gotten myself into such a mess...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:15 PM

Pasqualo has a wide grin upon his face.

Yep! For what it's worth, there was a chance I was going to kill you anyways. Now, it's just justified.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:16 PM

No...

you don't need to kill me

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Yes, actually! I do!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:16 PM

I'm sorry Mr. Togami, this was never going to work

I should have seen it from a mile away

I always make these stupid decisions

I know how to kill the tree

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:17 PM

...how.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:17 PM

just...go in there

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:17 PM

OK, and how do I know you're not lying to me...?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:18 PM

i was going to pull a whole ruse...but if you're just going to kill me...

there's no point

I don't have what it takes to fight anyone

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:18 PM

Well, maybe this is the ruse.

...Pasqualo sighs and runs a hand through his hair, feigning tiredness.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

the inside of the tree is like his heart

that's his weak point

I'm so sorry Mr. Togami...

but I suppose this is the right thing to do

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:20 PM

...there's something going on here. I could hear about everyone here from Purgatory, thanks to Dry Bones.

I still don't believe you - but at this point, my lust for blood is more powerful than my doubt.

Fish Buddy wanted to take down this thing, so I'm going to wait for him - and then we're going to discuss it.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:23 PM

ok

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:24 PM

Pasq sits back, legs spread with a grin on his face.

Time to play the waiting game.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:27 PM

(Ok I’m back)

BREEEPPP

he points to the streets like what is down there

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Pasqualo looks at Fishbunjin. It's mostly just the Street but overtaken by tentacles, bud.

You can take a look if you want!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:28 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Squidward made graffiti.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:29 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to STREETS!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:29 PM

Well, let's see how long it takes for him to come back!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from STREETS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

Wasn't long.

So, what do you think?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

shrug

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:31 PM

Yeah, that's about what I figured too.

So, this Retsuko chick was apparently trying to trap us, buddy!

Can you believe that?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:31 PM

he stares at retsuko

fishbunjin walks over to retsuko, standing over her

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:32 PM

I'm sorry...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:33 PM

Then I did the whole rooty-tooty-point-but-not-shooty routine at her verbally, and she gave it all up. Sounds like if we want to kill the tree, we gotta go inside; but I don't believe it.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:33 PM

BREEEEEEPPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 11:33 PM

here to help

i have no reason to go the streets

i was there already

also we have to go in that tree?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:34 PM

OK, wait. That was a little unclear - you believe it, or you don't?

Fish of a few words, this guy.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:35 PM

he shrugs. He really only wanted to do it if it would help pasqualo get more kills. But, he likes the idea of killing retsuko instead

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:36 PM

Eh, same.

Though, at the same time... there is one thing that'd get me to kill the tree.

Is the tree this Wayne guy?

Cause if so, yeah, I'd buy it.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

Wait, no! You can't kill Retsuko! Retsuko's my friend! We're on the same team to take down the tree!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

Pasqualo just looks at her.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

oh, yeah, I thought i mentioned that already

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

He giggles, then begins to break down into an amazing laugh.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

the tree is Mr. Togami

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

Ha, ha hahahahaha...

Oh man, you crack me up.

You seem to think I'm on a team to begin with, which I'm not.

I just go for whichever opportunity gives me the most kills.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:38 PM

fishbunjin thinks that she’s easier to kill than a flesh tree

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:38 PM

I mean, I guess I'm on a team with Fish Buddy here...

Hm, you think...?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:39 PM

BREEEEPPP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:39 PM

...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:39 PM

Yeah, me with my shotgun, you with your buff body - we could splatter her easily!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:39 PM

BREEEEEEEEPPPPP

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:39 PM

Well, Retsuko and I are part of a team as well! My ultimate goal is stopping Wayne's plans, but if you plan on killing Retsuko, I have no problem dealing with you too!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

BREEEEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

And that's another mistake you're making.

You seem to think you can deal with me alone.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

he flexes menacingly

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

ok, you can kill me if you want

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

Hmm... I told God I'd investigate this tree, but I'd rather not go inside.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

I don't feel like i deserve to live after what i just did

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

...what did you do?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

um, I want to die down there though

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Retsuko, what are you saying? It doesn't have to be this way!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

You want to take it down in the tree? ...fine. Easier for us, right buddy?

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

But it seems like I've learned enough from what's been said here anyway.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

so come to the streets if you want to kill me

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Oh, the streets?

...huh.

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

So... @BravoLocke what's the deal with you being a big tree?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

BREEEP

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

oh, the tree works too!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Either way works for me.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

that's not a bad idea actually

I really liked it in there

it's so cool looking...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:42 PM

BREEEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:42 PM

Yeah, buddy. Let's go.

I'll take the first step.

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:43 PM

Good luck in there.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:43 PM

Everyone else who's invested, follow after me.

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:43 PM

And it's good to see you looking less... distressed, robot boy.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:43 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:43 PM

...I just found my purpose again, that's all.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

...hehe

that was easy

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Ha! Clever thinking there, Retsuko!

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:45 PM

Well, that's excellent. I had faith that you would find a way out from the dark place your mind was inhabiting.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:46 PM

um

yeah so if they attack the tree now

...we're probabaly going to be okay

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:46 PM

Oh dear.

What have you done?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:47 PM

I'm so sorry

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:47 PM

Well, this proves my theory that the divisions of judgment between those souls in Heaven and Hell are not... entirely perfect.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:47 PM

I was going to try to play the villian, but i suppose i just don't have that in me

or, um

act like i was a good guy, and play the bad guy

destroying the afterlife sounded kind of fun

but i didn't realize that involved fighting people...

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:49 PM

Sigh... choosing a path led by thoughtless desire always leads to places worse than you'd expect.

So, what, you two chose to serve Togami's goals? And he seeks to destroy this afterlife?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:50 PM

yes

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 11:50 PM

no?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:51 PM

Huh? no just me

but, not anymore

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:51 PM

We didn't realize at first what his ultimate goals were. I thought I was doing a good thing by helping out, but then this happened!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:51 PM

I thought he looked super cool, and...i still think he does

but I'm not cut out to be an eldrich demon

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:52 PM

What will become of you with that... infection?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:52 PM

I...don't know actually

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:52 PM

Well, you must make for the Sanctuary. There's a pool there where you can cleanse yourself, if you get there in time.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:52 PM

!!!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 11:52 PM

we saw that before

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

I didn't even think of that!

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

You can get there through Pleroma or Purgatory.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

yes, that's where I started!

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

That's right! We both came from there initially!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

I'm definitely going to need to get away from here, that robot man is going to be really angry at me

and...oh god...

Mr. Togami...is going to be angry too...

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:55 PM

Will Pasqualo and Fishbunjin become infected if they attack the tree this phase?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:55 PM

I don't think that's how it works

I...asked for this

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:55 PM

Ah, so not like Adam Jensen, then.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

Forget about them! Wayne tricked us into letting himself turn into that tree! And that robot was going to kill you! Geez, and that robot was supposed to be our help?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

...you're right

he took my coffee

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

The robot made a pact with Satan to kill at least four people. It seems he's adapted it into only killing infected people.

But he's at least made progress from the wreck he was when I met him back in Hell.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

i gave him a railcannon

i didn't know his true goals...

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:58 PM

I believe that in time, we can show him the error of such goals.

He seems to have some good left in him.

Which brings me to Mr. Togami.

I'll have to try and convince him to stop being a tree.

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:58 PM

That sounds a lot like N back in Unova...

I sure hope you're right.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

killing people is not a desired outcome

Hilda BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

(That was in response to what you said about Fishbunjin)

Diogenes BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

(Oh I was talking about Pasqualo)

(Fishbunjin is just along for the ride and he's doing whatever he wants)

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 12:00 AM

(Oh okay gotcha)

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:02 AM

Normally, I support trying to be more in tune with nature, but what Wayne has done looks unnatural as anything I've ever seen.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:02 AM

hm

indeed

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:03 AM

I'd be really surprised if you changed his ways with words alone

we share...similar worldviews

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:03 AM

i've been more one to settle things using my fists

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:03 AM

...nevermind i didn't just say that!!!!

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:05 AM

I may not do such a thing immediately, but immediacy is never the point.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:05 AM

seeing wayne attempting to destroy this world is not desirable

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:06 AM

My words are like a sharp spade, jarred into the fresh earth of a mind. They plant the seed of my ideas within, and given time, depending on the fertility of the mind's soil, they will flower or wilt.

...I understand that this analogy may be a tad on the nose for someone who's turned himself into a tree.

That was not the intention.

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:07 AM

um...to extend the analogy

Mr. Togami has no soil

or if he does, it would take a master to find

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:08 AM

Then perhaps this shall test my mastery.

If I fail, then more creative means shall be needed to destroy his plans.

I'm not opposed to chopping down a rotted tree.

Do you have any knowledge of a means to destroy him?

And what will become of Pasqualo and Fishbunjin in there?

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:10 AM

I don't know really, but all they have to do is attack him inside of there

that's...

oh I

I'm such a horrible person for betraying him like this...

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:13 AM

It was always a possibility. You showed yourself willing to betray in that place, why would you not betray me? And for all the deception I’ve engaged in... all traitors eventually get their retribution.

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:14 AM

!!!!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:14 AM

And so too will you receive yours.

The demons plan on eradicating you next.

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:15 AM

oh, right, you can hear them

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:16 AM

Their victory is a hollow and ridiculous notion regardless.

You can stave off the eventual fate of all things, but never prevent it entirely.

Horror will come to these heavens again.

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 12:17 AM

I'm so sorry Mr. Togami...

I...couldn't do it

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

i don't care if someone is from heaven or hell, seeing this place be destroyed is unforgiveable!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

@dame da ne spy

Kazuma Kiryu instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

...I pity them.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:22 AM

There are many questions I could ask you, abomination.

But the one that is foremost in my mind is... how would someone with a goal such as this end up in Heaven?

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 12:23 AM

That's a question I've had in my mind too!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:24 AM

Your gods are false. They see not beyond the veil. I perished in life before I could enact my evil desires. And in that failure I was given the greatest chance of all.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:25 AM

Ah, I suspected it was something like that. Well, my gods are not here, but there is a god here.

And he - or they, or whoever is behind those images - may have been fooled once, but you'll find their power not so easy to fight.

1

After all, I chose to put my very own faith in them, in their potential to become a god of simple goodness, the kind we all need.

And in a place like this, you'll find faith has a power of its own.

You see, your desire to destroy this place was always doomed.

You may root your poison into these clouds, but once your madness has finished consuming itself, all will be born anew.

For as long as mortals need a place of respite in their passing, so shall exist a place such as this.

That is what you would have learned had you sought out the knowledge of this place yourself.

But now you have but sown the seeds of your own destruction.

1

You utter moron.

And that's a Greek word!

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Yeah, what he said!

Squidward BOT 16-Aug-21 12:44 AM

Oh man... I think I might be a nihilist again.

That guy who claimed to be God was so welcoming. He even let me decorate his house! The real God would have shown me the door.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:46 AM

Well, I think he may have turned over a new leaf of some kind.

@Nagisa Furukawa, @No Face, perhaps you should split up en route to the Sanctuary. That way, in case one of you is overcome by the infection somehow, you won't post a risk to the other.

If one of you goes through Pleroma and one through Purgatory, you'll both reach it at the same time.

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 12:51 AM

I think that's a good idea! What do you think, Retsuko?

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 12:53 AM

By the way, Retsuko, is anyone in the Streets?

Squidward BOT 16-Aug-21 12:56 AM

I do think we should head back there. I'd like to find an area safe from omnicidal maniacs.

Try not to die again or anything, you two.

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 01:02 AM

I'll do my best!

Anyway, I think we'll be fine! This infection's something we've been stuck with for a bit, but so far, I haven't seen any negative side effects. I think Retsuko's might have only advanced when she went into the tree, so hopefully if I stay out of there for the time being, mine shouldn't progress any further.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 01:06 AM

Well, that's good news. Hopefully you can both get to the Sanctuary in one piece, then, and cleanse yourselves.

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 01:07 AM

Thanks! I hope so too!

In the meantime, which way do you want to go, Retsuko?

Hilda BOT 16-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Oh, I got a message through my radio! They want me to go to the pleroma. Retsuko, would you mind going through purgatory and I go through the pleroma?

Speaking into the radio Eridan, I got your message! I'm going to the pleroma!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:15 AM

You would give up the power you were lucky to be given just to oppose me?

Feel no pity for yourselves when those murderous brutes come for you next.

And you, you misunderstand the nature of what I have brought upon this place.

Miserable creature, these deities rule this place for their own sake. What they present is naught but an illusion in the face of the fate of all things.

Your minds and bodies have been ripped from the whole, and whether by my hand, or the slender fingers of the heart of darkness, you will return.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:20 AM

Ah, so it is for oblivion that you wish.

And you wish it for us all, in the name of dispelling illusion?

But I must wonder, how can this the illusion of existence be, when we are clearly here, thinking, conversing? Is that not existence itself? Should we not welcome this extension of time for our souls?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:23 AM

Foolishly you still consider yourself an entity separate from the whole.

I know better.

And one day, you will know as well.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:25 AM

Is this 'whole' you speak of some theoretical amalgamate of all life? And you suggest that we have been torn from such by these deities, in the name of preserving us for a while longer?

Or do I misinterpret your words?

Please do explain yourself, as wisdom comes from the exchange of ideas.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:28 AM

Life as you creatures know it was born from the whole. And all will return to it upon their deaths. And yet these so-called gods have disturbed that cycle.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:29 AM

A fascinating philosophy. But I have little time for abstract ideas - it reminds me too much of debating with Plato. So I must ask, is this a tangible truth? Have you seen it for yourself?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:31 AM

I had seen... a glimpse of it. On that fated night.

But if a vision is not enough for you, is this?

Could your gods be responsible for what has become of me?

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:34 AM

I cannot say, but if the tales of the Titans were true, this does not seem too far off from their handiwork.

But I digress -

I will not dispute your vision, since we must have trust in our own eyes. But I do still have a qualm with your plan.

You see, this may sound strange coming from a philosopher, but I believe philosophy to only be useful when applied to everyday living.

And from an everyday point of view, this seems like a perfectly fine place to be.

Why, I could spend such a long time exploring it, and finding people whom I've missed!

You say that it is a diversion, a disruption tearing us from the whole, and I have no grounds to contradict you on a subject of which I have no comprehension.

But if all you say is true, are we not all equal parts of this whole? Should we not be able to make our own choice when to return to it, in full view of the truth?

1

You would rob us all of that chance.

I offer you this.

I shall call upon the deities, and seek to discover if they have truly torn us unnaturally from the whole of all life.

If they offer lies, then I shall see through them.

And if I find you have spoken truly, I shall spread the word of this to all who populate these lands, and in doing so, call upon all to leave this place and return to the whole when the time is right.

But the right time must be left up to each of us.

Won't eternity grate on a soul after long enough? Perhaps not for some, but if given the choice, will most of us not choose to take that next step?

You must not deny our souls the dignity of making that choice.

If you do, then you deny the very whole from which we come.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:49 AM

Eternity is too long to wait to make these gods pay for their arrogance

Their kingdom deserves to fall.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:50 AM

Hmph. Well, I grant you, if they have truly affronted against nature, tearing us from our true course and constructing a false eternity, perhaps it would be best for that to end.

But I do not know that yet.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 03:51 AM

Then you are wiser than most to seek fulfillment of your lack of knowledge.

Diogenes BOT 16-Aug-21 03:53 AM

If I were not, I would not be Diogenes.

Retsuko BOT 16-Aug-21 02:23 PM

Ok, I'll go to purgatory

Squidward BOT 16-Aug-21 06:59 PM

Me too.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 07:00 PM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward instantly moved to STREETS!

@Max Bialystock

Squidward appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Squidward

2/3 HP

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:11 PM

LOCK

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:29 PM

Diogenes takes out a coin. He flips it.

Hilda shouts into her radio.

**"I. AM. GOING. TO. THE. PLEROMA."

1

Finally, Retsuko, a bit panicked, backs away from the tree.

She nervously inspects her infected arm...

Then picks up the twig, and tries to poke herself with it!

...

It doesn't look like much changed, but Retsuko looks a bit shocked!

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:50 PM

Squidward takes out his clarinet, and starts playing.

...

It's surprisingly good!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Diogenes moved to purgatory

Hilda moved to pleroma

Retsuko moved to purgatory

Squidward moved to purgatory

-----Phase 7----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. It's roots reach down into the earth beneath the clouds, and its branches cloud the area... some of them are making grabbing motions, and some are even speaking. In less horrific news, you're stood on a cloud! Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain cloud is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. You can also instantly move into the TREE, although it may be harder to get back out. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You can likely use the tree's roots to return. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/876181539749265448/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from STREETS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon appeared from STREETS!

Joss Whedon has:

glass

VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Joss Whedon

0.5/3 HP

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Looks like we're all alone here~

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Your friend here is about to die if you haven't noticed.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Ha!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

No, look, he's lost more of his health.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Uh...

I'm..

Am I hallucinating?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:03 PM

I'll let him walk into the depths of oblivion on a red fucking carpet.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

WH-

WHAT?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

The only reason I've stayed with him is to find the perfect moment to turn him into minced fucking meat!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

EXCUSE ME?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Now this is interesting...

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

W-what are you talking about?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

I'm bored of you now, Joss, and it's time to die.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Yo-you-you've been protecting me this entire time!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

I haven't done shit!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Th-this is a joke right?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:05 PM

Minnie's been drooling over your body this whole time!

I've had a hard time just keeping her from exacting just punishment.

But I needed to savor this moment.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:05 PM

JUST PUNISHMENT?

BITCH, I MADE YOU!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:05 PM

I needed to see the weight of betrayal in your stupid fucking eyes.

Yes, you made me, and that is your biggest sin.

You betrayed the entire world.

I mean, seriously!

Ellen Ripley!

Saying garbage like "whose dick do I have to suck to get on a ship"?

It's a fucking travesty!

Alien Resurrection is the worst garbage that ever happened to the franchise!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:06 PM

what,

no§

NO!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:06 PM

You actual human piece of trash.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:06 PM

YOU'RE KIDDING!

Y-YOU DON'T MEAN ANY OF THIS!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:07 PM

You started the entire hollywood shit-pile trend of stupid off-timed quips and sexist, chauvinistic male leads.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:07 PM

I'M GOING TO DIE HERE!

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME FOR A MOVIE?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Your fucking movie.

Your stupid piece of shit movie created me.

My life is a goddamn nightmare.

I'm the poisoned shadow of an old glory.

Do you understand the amount of shit thrown at me over the years?

The knowledge that I'm a failed copy of something once beloved?

Ellen Ripley died a martyr!

I'm just a one-liner, sex-appealing, proto-superhero-movie hack fraud!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

YOU'RE THE ONE WITHOUT A BRAIN!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING MURDER ME BECAUSE I MADE A BAD MOVIE?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU BECAUSE YOU MADE ME!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

I LOST THAT BRAIN BECAUSE THE DUMBFUCK GODS HERE SENT ME IN HELL!

FOR MAKING A MOVIE!

AAAAAAA!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Hell isn't enough.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

You know what?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

When I heard you had died I had to follow you.

I had to make sure you get what you fucking deserve.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

You know what, you ungrateful bitch?

I made you.

I wrote you.

I bet I can unmake you as well.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

You've got half a heart, you stupid asshole!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

You want to kill me?

Personally?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I can tear you to pieces in a breath!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

Oh yeah?

You think that?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

I know that.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Let's see how far you're willing to go, you crazy piece of shit.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Oh great, you're going into the tree, aren't you?

What a predictable man!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:03 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 08:12 PM

...an almighty CRASH echoes from hell, as the sun disappears from the sky.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

-----Phase 8----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. It's roots reach down into the earth beneath the clouds, and its branches cloud the area... some of them are making grabbing motions, and some are even speaking. In less horrific news, you're stood on a cloud! Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain cloud is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. You can also instantly move into the TREE, although it may be harder to get back out. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You can likely use the tree's roots to return. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/877272165018394654/cloudtopsnight.png

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Baba

3/3 HP

Ellen Ripley

2.25/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

@Bernkastel @Valvatti ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

cube-word

BIG It's a word! It says "cube". Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:12 PM

Oh!

It's you!

But first

Holy shit Minnie!

Thank god I didn't order you to attack.

The xenomorph snuggles its head against ripley's, pointing worriedly at the bleeding gash at her side.

This is nothing. I'd take much more for you, baby.

Hey, we got him. The wicked bitch is dead.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 09:14 PM

what the hell is that

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:14 PM

This is Minnie.

Minnie, say hi to the demon.

The xenomorph wags its tail cheerily.

Did you know there's a girl out there hell-bent, literally, on blowing your brains out?

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 09:17 PM

Hi... Minnie

Yeah I've been told that by a few people now

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

I was going to help him, you know.

Her, I mean.

And then get her to help me with my revenge.

But we split off, and I ended up getting what I wanted anyway, so...

Well, I'm supposed to be in heaven after all. I don't just kill people for no reason.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 09:32 PM

She just wants to kill me over some dumb grudge

I didn't mean to kill her

It just happened

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Yeah, said you dropped a ceiling on her, that sounds pretty bad from any angle.

So I don't know if you're exactly guiltless.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 09:36 PM

That wasn't it at all

There was a big dispute going on on a rooftop

There was a lot more people than me and her there

We were all trying to escape from a tower, and the key was a USB with the ultimate banger on it. Someone there had it and it could've turned into a big fight

1

So I vanished the roof away and everyone there took damage from the fall

I had no way of knowing she was practically on death's door

Plus she wanted to kill someone by shooting through a portal

1

So I killed someone who was trying to commit murder and then later killed someone who had already murdered another person and ripped their head off

Frankly I think I should be in heaven

No idea why I ended up being a resident of Hell

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:47 PM

You could see her being weak, though, right...?

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 09:51 PM

We didn't have hp bars back then

1

if you got wounded twice you were dead

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 09:56 PM

You say this like it was a long time ago.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:05 PM

It was quite a while ago

It's been almost a year

The mystery tower incident began on September 22nd last year

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Hm.

Well, I guess you're not exactly the worst around here.

You have any idea what this empty space in my head is?

Almost like it's waiting to be filled by a speech.

In other news, it looks like there's no way to hurt the Ancestor from here.

It's up to the people in the tree to do so.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:10 PM

It was wise of you to leave with your life and pest intact.

I cannot say the same for the rest of them.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:11 PM

I don't expect the scene inside you to be pretty.

Those spikes looked twice as nasty as the one you tried to skewer my baby with.

Shame for them, but hey... it's a dog-eat-dog world out here.

I look out after myself.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Then you may want to be prepared for if those two murderous buffoons survive.

The machine was infected by whatever cursed thing Whedon stabbed him with.

Which means it will be hurried to acquire its kills.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:14 PM

The crazy shotgun guy?

...Yeah... Hey Baba, you should probably get away from here as well.

He didn't look right in the head.

Anyone who helps me kill Joss is a friend, but... now that that's done with, he'll just want to kill anyone he sees.

And he didn't even get that kill.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Those two are more of a danger to your kind than me at this point.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Why are you so buddy-buddy all of a sudden?

Isn't there a shitshow inside your flesh right now?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:16 PM

They’re busy amongst themselves.

Besides, I’m learning that you things aren’t nearly as unpleasant as the things inside me.

I would like to see them dead, even if that is past my expiration.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I don't think you have it in you to do that.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Precisely. And so I want the rest of you to be ready to kill them for me.

They’re coming for you next. I may as well help you with what is available to me.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:21 PM

Hey now, I've got morals, but more than that, I've got a sense of self-preservation.

At least two of them are going to be crazed gunmen. I don't stand a good chance against them alone.

The Japanese man could do whatever, really.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:22 PM

He’s probably going to kill me.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 10:22 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Kyoko

2/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:23 PM

YO

YOU

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Hmm

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Oh, come to take your revenge I presume?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Oh shit, well, that's the girl I warned you about.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:24 PM

oh

well

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Hey Kyoko.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Hey kyoko

Been a while huh

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Trust me, you're going to have a hard time reasoning with her.

She's pretty dead set on smashing your head in.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

She really has her sights on you.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

Well

I have a plan

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

Uhhuh.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

It's a cheap plan

but who cares

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

If the plan involves running inside me to get away you should know that did not end well for the last person who tried that.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:26 PM

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW LONG IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU

HOW LONG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

It doesn't

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

IM GOING TO KICK YOU OFF THE ROOF

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Hey now, just keep me out of your plan, alright?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

However

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

I'm not taking sides here.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

I already avenged my death

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Oh?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Yes

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Okay @Coyote Smith

Why do you want to kill me

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Oh yeah, you did mention an alternative.

Who did you kill?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:28 PM

No one

I survived a rooftop collapse

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Oh. Congratulations.

That's not what avenging means, but, I guess you must feel vindicated nonetheless.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:29 PM

(damnit my internet is being shit it didn't load the messages sent in the last few minutes until just now)

(

)

ok so you don't want to kill me anymore right

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Sad!

What do you mean thats not what avenging means that's what the word means

I still really hate you

But now that I survived that rooftop I'm feeling pretty good

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:31 PM

i didn't even mean to kill you

we didn't have the convenience of hp bars back then

i literally had no idea you were gonna die if you got wounded again

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:32 PM

Do you have any idea how annoying it is dying twice

The first time being luck

And the second time coming out of nowhere

That shit hurts

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:32 PM

dying didn't hurt for me

probably because mine was pretty much instant

i still don't know how i got decapitated by a fishing rod..

it wasn't even sharp...

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

Well the fact that you're here means you didn't get the banger

So eat shit

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

(I'm going to be banned for posting a screenshot)

Avenging refers to hurting or killing someone.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

That's not what avenge means

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

Who cares about definitions

Fuck the dictionary

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

Define my tits.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

What's a dictionary

Alright I'll do that

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

I define words as I want

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Look, both of you.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans appeared from STREETS!

Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Sean Evans

2.5/3 HP

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

There's real twisted shit inside that tree.

Oh, hi new person.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Well, hello there.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Hey Sean

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Who's this?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

I'm Sean Evans, from First We Feast.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

I have no idea what that is.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

I don't believe we've been properly introduce beforehand Ripley.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:35 PM

You've seen Alien, I guess.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:35 PM

(hey pablo look at lost souls)

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:35 PM

Anyway I don't care if yoYOU

I mean

I don't get what you want me to see

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

(

)

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Moving on from that

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

what the hell does clockwork soul mean

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

I don't care if you knew you were going to kill me or not

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

are you made of metal now

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

I'm still pissed about dying

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Nah.

It's not quite like that.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Is God dead yet?

I feel like I have to kick him too while I have the chance to avenge my first death

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Probably has to do with them killing the sun or something.

What was up with that, anyway?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

I have no idea

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Look, all of you, listen.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

All the weirdos from hell wanted to kill the sun

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Anyways, looks like Wayne did a great job redecorating that place.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:37 PM

You had better get the hell out of here by the next phase.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

It used to be all divinely cliché, y'know.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

There's two complete maniacs inside the tree right now.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

I dig that aesthetic way more.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

One of them literally wants to kill anyone he meets, to satisfy his reason to be here.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Who

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Pasqualo was his name, I think.

He's got a mean shotgun.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Oh

Sun killer man

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Right, I need to kill that guy.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

he's completely unhinged.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:38 PM

I'm pretty sure that's V1.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Kinda but also not really

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

No he wanted to kill the sun too

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Look, you hell denizens are all a mystery to me.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Last phase he peacefully abdicated his power

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

I'm actually from here miss.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

It sounds like you guys have had a much more productive time here than heaven people, to be honest.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

So he doesn't have his godly power or whatever anymore but he's not actually like dead

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

You've just never seen my normal form, I don't hold you accountable for not assuming I'm a guy from heaven.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Whatever you say.

Look, what are you all going to do?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Chill, or heat up rather.

Whatever you'd call that.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Next phase there's going to be two crazy killers here, and one oblivious Japanese mafian ready to help them out.

disregarding anything that might show up from not inside the tree.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Right, there's that fish too.

Honestly, we should really gang up on them and end them already.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Yeah, it's the shotgun man and the fish that are the crazy ones.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

They're way too much of a hassle.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

But it's going to be 3 of them working together.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

That shotgun used to be mine y'know?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

We're not going to have an easy time, even if we all stay here against them.

And Kyoko and Baba's alliance seems mighty shaky from the start.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Good thing I *convinced Louise Michel to give me this bad boy right there.

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Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Wait?

It's just those guys?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Yeah, but they're nothing to scoff at.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Pff! Right!

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Again, one of them has a shotgun, the other has formidable physical strength.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Ehhhhhhhhh

I could take them

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

That guy almost missed my head point blank with a shotgun!

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Well, I did hear he was a lousy shot.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:42 PM

The real problem's that fish really.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:43 PM

But the Japanese guy can help Pasqualo with aiming, and that'll make it hard to dodge.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:43 PM

If I'm going to kick Baba off a roof I don't want to watch interrupted by these guys

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:43 PM

or he might try to fight us head on.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Well, I've got an interview scheduled here soon, unless they decided to attack Mr. Zero in the mean time.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Where are they heading to next

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

The ones inside the tree?

There's nowhere to go but here.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

I see

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

It wouldn't be reliable for me to y'know, hold an interview in a war zone, even though I want to kill them very bad.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Alright I'm going after them

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

hey, wait.

You won't be able to come back here instantly.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Not now

I have to get to the sanctuary first

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:44 PM

How come?

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Zero is in the Sanctuary right now

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Healing?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Something is very wrong with those lightning bolts

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Right, then I could meet him at the plemora then?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Temporary truce for now Baba

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

That sounds reasonable.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Speaking of interviews.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Can we make it a permanent truce

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

What's this foreboding feeling of someone holding a speech soon?

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:45 PM

You said you avenged yourself by surviving a rooftop collapse right

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I did

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

It's not like I'm gonna try to collapse another one under you or something

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

But I still want to kick you

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

No idea, do I look like some kind of Oracle to you lady?

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I can't even really do that here

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

You'll have to explain this yourself.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I've I'm being honest, the only way for me to beat the guys in the tree is to kick you

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Hey, it's clear you've been to places I haven't.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

My word swaps actually have to make grammatical sense here

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Doesn't hurt to ask.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

And someone else here

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

That makes no sense, kyoko.

Besides, Wayne is dying this phase.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I'm pretty sure I've seen everything so far, besides the sanctuary.

But that place sounds boring.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

He's incredibly weak and won't stand a chance against Pasqualo or the fish.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:46 PM

It does actually

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

And I have to get an item to turn into a word in the first place

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

How else are you going to charge up a special meter?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

There's just a bath in the sanctuary.

A what now?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Right, it purifies things.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

You know like those arcade thingys

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Do you get stronger if you kick people

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Where you hit people enough and you can do a super move

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Okay Kyoko

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

I'd rather keep Wayne alive, to be frank.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Do you think your super move

Could kill them

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

He doesn't bother me at all, he's quite good even at keeping a certain sense of status quo.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Well, the only way to do that now is to go inside the tree and somehow stop all 3 people there from attacking Wayne.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Or at the very least one of them

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

I don't think you have much of a chance, Sean.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

I've got a trick up my sleeve, but I doubt I can pull it off.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Only thing remaining from wayne is his head.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Besides, using fire inside a tree doesn't sound very smart.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:48 PM

If that is destroyed, the tree will probably wilt and die.

Fire?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

I can hit all of them at once with the super

How much health do they currently have

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Are you seriously considering trying to ambush them in the tree?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

I'm sure that if we all went in right now, we could easily stop them.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Let me see.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

No

I want to go to the sanctuary firsg

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

I am not going in

I don't have a weapon

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

My ability's quite a trump card.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Get in fighting shape

Then kick them

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

but

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Preferably off the remains of the rooftops

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:49 PM

All of them were at 3 hearts, except the fish at 2.75.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

See, the thing is that we have to beat them now or never right?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Great

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

kyoko, if you charge your super move thing this phase, and we could attack them next phase

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

However, Pasqualo was stabbed with a cursed glass shared.

Baba BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

I could give you a +5 to your roll

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Otherwise Wayne's gonna kick the bucket.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

So he's probably taken at least half a heart of damage, and is taking more damage each phase.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

And we don't want that do we?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Perfect

So they're going to want to go to the sanctuary

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

I'd expect Pasqualo to have 2 hearts max next phase.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Anyways, let's just say I might be able to turn the fish to our side.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

And heal up

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:50 PM

How do you intend to do that, if I may ask?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

What happens if Wayne dies

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Trust me.

Oh, things probably return to like they were before.

No more instant connections, for example.

That's what I'm assuming at least.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

So, you're saying it would basically just be a pain.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Yup.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Look, can I just say -

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Besides, it would make Luci quite annoyed.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Unfortunate

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

She's enjoying this chaos.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:51 PM

It's really, really relieving to be able to talk to actual normal people for once.

I've had to lead on fucking joss whedon of all people for this whole time.

But luckily I got him killed in that tree, so we're rid of him.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Do I look normal to you? Hah, thanks I guess.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Oh yeah

How did that go

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

At least I act normal I guess...

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Perfect. The fish killed him from my command.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Huh

Nice

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Didn't even have to sully my hands.

What a fucking joke of a director, seriously.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Y'know, Zero would be handy right now.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Who's Zero?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

He could just prevent those people from attacking Wayne.

Oh, a friend of mine.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

I'll say this.

If we somehow formulate a plan to ambush the people inside the tree and stop Wayne from dying...

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

Anyways, I have another idea.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

I'm not opposed to helping. Those two need to die.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

Or rather a positive point.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

But it seems very unlikely to work.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

I'm going to interview Zero in two phases or so.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:53 PM

Okay?

You want them to give such bone-chilling answers Pasqualo and the fish die of a heart attack?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:54 PM

A successful interview opens a hot wings shop in that area, for the rest of the game.

You guys can just heal up on that, y'know?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:54 PM

Well that sounds useful.

Keep in mind too, that we can talk to Wayne right here, without the people inside the tree hearing us.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:54 PM

I do need to get to the sanctuary

And that'll take a bit

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:55 PM

0.5 per wing, but I'm sure you can get multiple.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:55 PM

So if you want wayne's help somehow, you can talk to him.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:55 PM

So I'm all for that

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Right, well then, how about we wait for Mr. Tree's opinion?

He's the most important person here after all.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:56 PM

@BravoLocke whenever you're around...

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:56 PM

(he said in around 2 hours)

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:56 PM

You guys should probably read up on the conversation that happened before you arrived.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:57 PM

Man, it's a bummer though.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:57 PM

For example, the insides of the tree are covered in spikes right now. I might have forgotten to mention that. It's a real pain to navigate.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:57 PM

I really wanted to pick up Erika from the streets.

That lady would've been useful with all of this.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:58 PM

Somehow, I am not surprised you'd say that.

I wonder if there are any dead spirits from the Nordics here somewhere.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:59 PM

So one of then is poisoned and continously taking damage

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:59 PM

that's pasqualo.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:59 PM

Ah, that implies you know here then.

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Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:59 PM

And cloudtops is their only way out

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 10:59 PM

Yeah, they have to be here.

And I think, if they kill wayne, the tree will collapse anyway.

So they really have to be here next phase.

Well, we know the classics in the 22nd century.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

And the poison continously stacks 0.25 per phase

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Weren't you killed by one of those classics, though?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Hmmmmmm

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

That sounds a bit silly.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

That was my predecessor.

I was never really told in specific how she died.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Dang, you died twice?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Do they have anyway to heal

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

I'm a clone, you see.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Unlucky.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:00 PM

It's not so much I died...

More that I infiltrated the ranks of the dead to exact reveneg.

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Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Y'know, you probably won't get to meet your predecessor anyways.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Probably not.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

She must've faded by now.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Who knows? Maybe her soul really is in me.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

I'll have to ask Luci about that.

Or Jod, but he might be dead, I don't know.

You know the details?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:04 PM

The details of what?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Well, you did say Jod was not exactly dead.

Usually that just means barely alive.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

That wasn't me.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Right, well someone DID say that.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Sure, but hell if I know the details. Now you've got me curious.

Have you been introduced to Minnie, by the way? Minnie, this nice man is Sean.

The xenomorph waves her tail and tilts her head back and forth.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:07 PM

What the fuck is that?

Ah, who am I kidding, I've seen stranger things today.

Yeah sure, hi.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:08 PM

It's my baby.

She only bites if I tell her to.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:10 PM

I knew all along we shouldn't have let 21st century suburban white women call dogs their "babies". Of course it would lead to this.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:10 PM

Look, she's literally born of my cursed body.

I'm not being a soccer mom here.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:11 PM

sigh...

And they called me a mad man.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:11 PM

I didn't give birth to myself! Blame Whedon for the mistake that I am.

I already got revenge for my existence on him.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:11 PM

Whedon? Like, Josh Whedon?

What the hell is that guy doing in heaven, wasn't he 45 or something last time I heard of him?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:12 PM

Joss, actually.

He was in hell, too.

Oh, the speech is starting.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Are they talking about having a daughter or something?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Who knows?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Oh, so you just know it started.

Great, any more info?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Oh, you don't see it?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

To be honest, I couldn't care less about it.

Maybe it's because I started in the streets?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

I guess only heaven or hell can see it.

No middle ground.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:15 PM

Damn, no love for centrists.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:15 PM

It's a weird-looking flesh monster talking.

Kind of boney.

Like it's been altered or something.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:15 PM

I'm not calling it the third way, that sounds like some 30s Germany type stuff.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Says they've gotten dominion over heaven and hell or something.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Dope for them.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Eh, not much to rule.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Well, I'm interested with what plans they have for it.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Boring ones.

Wants to turn this all into a paradise.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

Wasn't it already that?

Emphasis on was, it pretty much doesn't look like it anymore.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

I don't know about that, but it's been serviceable.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

Wow

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

I don't know about any long term construction projects being exactly sustainable here.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

Altered Beast did it after all

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

You know them?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Yeah

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

I guess they're from hell like you.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Originally they were with those guys from the tree but I guess they had a falling out

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

I see.

To be honest, this whole thing seems a little derivative, don't you think?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

Oh, does any of those guys happen to be Dry Bones?

The name is pretty self explanatory.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

I feel like that beast is taking some pointers from a ruler they knew in life.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

Hmmmm

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

(obama giving medal to obama)

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

You may be right

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:20 PM

(you're the one praising erika)

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

I'm Sean Evans from First We Feast.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

I'm Ripley 8 from Alien Resurrection, are we going to fuck now or what?

No need for introductions anymore, man.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

No thanks.

I'm already engaged.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

This speech sucks

No charisma

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

Or I'm working towards it, at least.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:21 PM

The beast wants to get rid of the tree.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Man, that sucks.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Well, lucky for them, it'll die anyway.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

It's going to be gone this phase so good on them

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Going to be pretty anticlimactic, though...

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Damn, you guys are ditching my plan then?

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Won't help the king's ratings.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

What plan

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Hey, Sean, there isn't much we can do at this point.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

I'm all for it, I just want to go to the sanctuary

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Y'know, going in and beating their ass to keep Wayne alive.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

For how long?

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Then we get out, I do my interview, and you get to heal on wings.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

We'll be intercepted by the beast.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

I'm cutting through the pleroma first

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:23 PM

The tree will live for an extra phase or two, at what cost?

I think we've reached the point of a lost cause.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:23 PM

Well at least I get to beat this Pasqualo asshole's face in.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:23 PM

Yeah I'm not keeping it alive

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:23 PM

And I've been waiting for this.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

The more you guys talking about him the more I want to kick him

His name is too hard to say

I don't like that

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

That, but he's also pretty pathetic.

Kyoko, you're some kind of hitwoman I assume?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

With a name like that he's totally compensating for something

No

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

You sound like one, then.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Just a high schooler who died too much

Well I did have that brief stint as a detective trying to stop murderers

But that went poorly

I still figured them out though

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:26 PM

Damn, then you're not that much into bashing heads in.

Oh well.

How you feel about this whole war thing that's been happening by the way?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:26 PM

What war

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Hasn't been much of a war between heaven and hell, rather just Pasqualo doing his thing and...

Yeah, exactly. What war, haha!

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Heh

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 11:28 PM

I haven't seen any war, just people mentioning there is a war.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:39 PM

Alright so

What do we do

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 11:40 PM

I'm waiting for Wayne to return.

He must be busy inside the tree right now.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 11:40 PM

True

Guess we wait

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 12:59 AM

This is an... unexpected turn of events.

But I would be grateful for some more respectable souls to make it out of this mess.

I have gained a second action within the tree, meaning I could hurt both of them or one a great deal.

The Japanese man seems of little theological commitment to his current course, I believe you could change his mind to side with you.

Pasqualo was injured by Josh, he stand currently at 2.5 hearts with a poison slowly degrading him.

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I could try to use my actions to restrain them while the rest of you finish those manic fools.

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I understand its difficult to trust me at this point... but I am far too weak to manage anything but the truth.

A betrayal would end in my swift death.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 01:04 AM

Well, as long as the others are up to it, I'm in.

Haha, get it? In, because we're going inside of you and all.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 01:05 AM

And... the altered beast.

It was with me when I perished.

That thing was a bloodlusting halfwit last I saw of it, how could it have gained kingship over this world?

Whatever, there are more pressing things at hand.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 01:12 AM

Eh, I doubt it's nothing more than claimed kingship.

I can't actually see what's happening there because I've transcended hell and heaven at this point, but yeah.

I'll wait for them back up their talk.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 01:13 AM

I doubt that Hilda one has given up her quest yet.

She seemed quite determined to end me after she saw what had happened to Restuko.

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Of course, Retsuko had been acting in deception, but I digress.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

@Arcueid Brunestud I just realized I was mistaken here, he stayed in the pleroma

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

I'll wait for him here, then.

I've got no choice.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

I think he's waiting for you

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

Guess I've even got less of a choice to get rid of Pasqualo already, otherwise this stuff is going to get bad.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

Actually maybe you could just send a movespecial to like

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:36 AM

(yeah)

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:37 AM

"Go to Pleroma unless I would pass Zero, if I would pass Zero then stay here"

Or something like that

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 05:05 AM

If you all are committed to this course of action, we must do it soon. We still need enough time to explain the situation to Kiryu.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 AM

So we all go into the tree and ambush them now?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 AM

Proper co-ordination is difficult at this time, but it seems we are all in agreement on the plan; so yes, descend as soon as you can, and hopefully you will be joined.

Those two must die for all our sakes, and it is much easier to do it with my power at your side than on your own.

I believe that all of us will be able to achieve it.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:25 AM

I see

I'll head down with everyone else

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:28 AM

It takes no phase change to descend, you may go ahead now!

If you fear for your own safety you can make up your own story until help arrives.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 09:04 AM

We might as well be coordinated.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 AM

Suit yourselves, I will hope you are able to execute.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:07 PM

Yes

We should plan our attacks now so they don't have to hear us later

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 02:09 PM

Right. We give them any information, we lose.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:09 PM

Yes

Right now Pascal is poisoned and has 2.5 hearts

His other name is too hard to say so I'm calling him Pascal

By the end of the phase I'm guessing he takes 0.5 damage so we only need to do 2 hearts

Apparently some Japanese guy is working with then and he kinda doesn't care for them so we could convince him to bail

And finally the muscular fish is at 3 hearts is going strong

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 02:13 PM

I can do 1.5 damage with Minnie.

As long as Wayne doesn't target her.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:13 PM

Knowing what wayne does this phase would help a lot

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 02:13 PM

He has 2 actions after all.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:13 PM

Yeah

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 02:13 PM

That is really useful.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:14 PM

I can spread out an attack so it hits someone for 0.75 damage or everyone else for 0.25

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 02:15 PM

If we both hit Pasqualo, that should kill.

Consider as well that the villains there might be intending to kill the Japanese man, since Pasqualo wants to kill anyone at any chance he gets.

@BravoLocke, are they threatening him?

If you know what the man is doing, that would help us a lot.

Depending on the situation, we might be able to get him to help us easier than not.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 02:22 PM

I can try to attack but I'm not sure if i would do any damage

I was planning to boost someones roll to make sure the most damaging attack hits, but that lowers my own roll by 5

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Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:41 PM

Either roll boost or debuff works

Whoever has the Shotgun would be best for a debuff

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 02:45 PM

i can't debuff anyone

i can only boost someones roll by 5 at the cost of lowering my roll by 5

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:46 PM

Oh

Yet another reason why I should kick you later

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 02:46 PM

wtf

so rude

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 02:49 PM

Breaking a rooftop and hurting several people is even ruder

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:06 PM

Yeah, not under my watch. I'm the one taking care of that asshole here.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:08 PM

why don't you just make sure you get the finishing blow

i don't care if you think you should take him out entirely on your own or not

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Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:08 PM

Kyoko and I can focus on Pasquallo, of course, but I'd rather have the others, y'know, work on the fish or something yeah?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:09 PM

oh i see

does the fish even take damage

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:09 PM

Sounds like a better split of ressources. Besides, I'd like to have my fun.

Surely, if not then at least restrain it.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:10 PM

well

alright

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

Yeah, then we should be set, probably.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

You could boost Wayne's roll?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

Just give me a few minutes to stretch...

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

Would that boost both of them?

No, we have to wait until Wayne can tell us what's exactly going on inside there.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

(aka get out of bed)

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:11 PM

We have the advantage.

I mean, hell, we could just go inside and act like we're coming to kill Wayne.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:14 PM

Nah, that'd be too unsatisfying.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:19 PM

But it would make us far more likely to succeed.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:20 PM

Not really, Pasquallo and that fish are well aware I want to bash their faces in.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:21 PM

Oh, that's off then.

I could pretend to help them, since I was going to help them kill Wayne last phase.

But then Wayne struck at Minnie and I had to save her.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:26 PM

Aaaalright, I should be ready. But how about you guys?

@Coyote Smith @Bernkastel

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:26 PM

Yep

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

Are you guys seriously going in without wayne around?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

I don't think Wayne would attack us anyways

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

Right, well that is an issue.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

Yeah, but he has two actions.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

That, yes.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

Those could definitely help you out and give you an edge.

Could even protect you from damage.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

True

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:27 PM

@BravoLocke, you better show up, or else we might not even have to time to show in.

(Timezones amirite

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Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 03:28 PM

Well, we can wait a bit longer, but if he's not here soon we should go in regardless

We should make sure we can persuade Kiryu to fight with us too

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Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:29 PM

That's why I want to hear what's going on in there.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:29 PM

Otherwise, this'll be a bit more complicated.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 03:29 PM

If they're antagonizing Kiryu and preparing to kill him, he's easy to geton our side.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 03:29 PM

Knowing Pasqualo, not much more than trashtalk and that fish agreeing.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 03:57 PM

I'm ready, just waiting on wayne

So I'm taking Pascal with Sean

And Ripley is doing the fish

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 04:29 PM

Alone!?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 04:30 PM

Oh, I'm sure Wayne, and maybe that Yakuza guy, can help you.

Talking of Wayne, he better show up soon.

God, I'm tired of waiting. I really do want to kick that guy's ass already.

Hope you guys can relate.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 04:33 PM

I can

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:31 PM

Aight we gotta do this

We have an hour and a half left

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:32 PM

Yeah, otherwise we're not going to be able to do anything yeah?

That'd be unfortunate.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:33 PM

@Bernkastel @Valvatti @BravoLocke time to get ready

So let's break this down one more time

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:33 PM

Well @BravoLocke , we're not going to be saying that while inside the tree, but you should think of restraining the fish.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:33 PM

Sean and I are both going to fight Pascal

Ripley is going to fight the fish and hope to convince the Japanese guy

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:33 PM

Hey Kyoko, I've got an advice.

Call him bald if you want to get that guy angry.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:34 PM

Pascal?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:34 PM

Yeah.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:34 PM

Alright

Oh and Baba is going to boost one of us

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:34 PM

I'd say Wayne.

Sounds like the most useful person here. 2 actions is not negligible is it?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:35 PM

Yeah

How much damage can you do Sean

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:36 PM

Not sure rally, but a musket's got to be pretty powerful right?

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Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:36 PM

True

Well hopefully it'll work

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:36 PM

It's not going to work if we don't get in there.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:37 PM

Yeah

We head out on the hour

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:38 PM

@Valvatti @Bernkastel @BravoLocke, what Kyoko just said.

Well, while we wait for those guys, how about you tell me about yourself Kyoko?

I know you said you're not a hitwoman or anything like that, but according to my research this is about the second time you're hunting down someone, yeah?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:40 PM

Alright

I am ready

We can't wait any longer

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:42 PM

Yes

At first I was just hunting down some murderers for whatever reason

Now I'm hunting down this little asshole

But for now we have bigger problems

Only need Ripley to check in and we're out

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:44 PM

On the hour?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:44 PM

Well

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:44 PM

We'd still have time after it.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:44 PM

You're here now

So we can go now I guess

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Let me read up.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

... Read up?

What does she mean by that?

We're talking aren't we?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

I was sleeping, right?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

I'm going to be straight up

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Minnie was writing down everything.

I'm reading the paper she wrote.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

I'm only going in there once Baba goes in

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Right, she's a goddamn swiss kniff that fucking thing.

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Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Very useful.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:46 PM

What a nice alien

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Well, go ahead @Bernkastel.

We'll follow you.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:46 PM

you want me to go first?

alright

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Lets go

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

You guys better actually follow and not just leave me >:(

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

I'll go last, and pretend to not be a part of your group.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Let's get 'em. They can't stop us if we're too many.

Yeah, like that's gonna work.

We're all rushing in.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Hey, might as well.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

LETS GOOOO

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

I'll go for the fish.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Don't try to be sly.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

I WANNA KICK THESE GUYS

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Be frank and fuck 'em up!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

But I'm Ripley.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Oh, bollocks.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to TREE OF DARKNESS!

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:03 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM

-----Phase 9----- CLOUDTOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. The tree seems to be dead and decaying, and all its roots have fallen off. In less horrific news, you're stood on a cloud! Looking more closely, there's actually a lot going on in here! One cloud off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain cloud that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain cloud is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the clouds, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. It's unlikely you can return. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/877272165018394654/cloudtopsnight.png

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MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Zero

3/3 HP

The Plague

3/3 HP

Kyoko

1.25/3 HP

Ellen Ripley

2/3 HP

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Kazuma Kiryu

2.75/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Sean Evans

2.25/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

@Lelouch vi Britannia @Abraham Lincoln @High Priestess Adiris @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble @dame da ne spy @Bernkastel @Arcueid Brunestud @Coyote Smith @Valvatti ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp? The Plague has:

thunder-bolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy. It's glowing an odd shade of green...

cursedapple

VISIBLE this apple is eminating a powerful dark energy that's obvious for anyone to see! It looks quite dangerous to hold on to, and even more so to use. I wonder if there's any way to purify it... Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row... Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy. Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

cube-word

BIG It's a word! It says "cube". Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings... Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

slams ground

FUCK.

YOU GODDAMN OVERPOWERED FISH!

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Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM

why are you yellow

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM

IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT FOOL, I WOULD'VE GOTTEN MY REVENGE!

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DAMMIT! AAAARRGHHH!!!

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https://tenor.com/view/punch-ground-nero-rage-gif-18336810

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM

I take it not everything is going well Sean?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM

Oh, yeah right.

Sorry for this momentary fit of rage.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:40 PM

So what happened with the fish?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:40 PM

...

Let's ignore that.

For now at least.

.... So, uh, it's time for our interview right?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:42 PM

I believe so

Unless this is a bad time of course

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM

... I think I'll be fine, yeah. We can do it.

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM

(the corpses of Joss, Pasqualo and Fishbunjin are here.)

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(also)

A HOT ONES INTERVIEW HAS BEGUN.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:44 PM

Well, no more random violence from them then

Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:44 PM

Damn they all died?

Again?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:45 PM

I feel like I can figure out who killed Joss.

Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:45 PM

I’m more concerned on who had the power to kill the fish guy

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Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 09:45 PM

pasqualo tried to commit a murder-suicide and kill everyone in the tree

he only actually killed himself and his pet fish there

it was pretty funny

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Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM

Damn

L

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Directionless violence will get you an outcome like that.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Yeah

Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Oh baba I have to thank you

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 09:48 PM

did you exterminate france?

Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Eyup

You were a big help

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:49 PM

... How was that fish so goddamn strong?

4 people tried to beat it up and that was barely enough prevent him from moving.

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Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Well he was fit.

Garfield BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM

I heard it was because of his sigma male grindset

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM

FOUR!

I DOUBT A FISH CAN EVEN COUNT TO FOUR!

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Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 09:51 PM

Well, that was a shitshow.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 09:52 PM

that fish definitely never missed leg day

or arm day

or any workout day

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Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 09:52 PM

Same as me, then.

What's this interview about?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 09:53 PM

Right... Right, the interview, it's what I'm here for, it's what I should do...

ahem

Alright @Lelouch vi Britannia, are you familiar with this show?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Well, I watched your previous interview with Billy.

It was pretty entertaining!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Really? Well, we're essentially going to do the same thing.

I... Okay, let me just... Do the show's proper intro so we can get started... y'know.

You're fine with beginning now, are you?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Yes, I'm ready to begin.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM

...

Alright everyone, welcome to Hot Ones, a show with no wings, but fiery hot questions!

This is your host Sean Evans, and today we're joined by a very mysterious and special guest...

How about you introduce yourself to our viewers who may not know you?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:07 PM

I am Zero! a Black Knight of Justice! and a revolutionary against God!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:08 PM

You sure are energetic today it seems!

You've been waiting for a long time to get on this show have you?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Well, I do enjoy the spotlight.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Haha, well let's not make you wait any further then!

This episode, like the previous one, will be a bit special.

Instead of devouring spicy-hot questions, me and my guest are instead going to exchange 5 extremely hot questions towards each other.

You can always refuse to answer, but beware, because this'll cost you half a heart of health!

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Hmmm, honesty shouldn't be too difficult.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Well, honor to the guest. Go ahead and make yourself comfortable then Zero.

I'll leave you the task to ask the first question of today's show.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Very well,

Do you think that God is a good ruler of Heaven?

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Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Honestly? No.

From the time I've been here, he's proved himself to be frustratingly apathetic.

My thoughts were further cemented when this whole tree situation happened and he didn't react much, besides being angry and frustrated.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Good answer.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I'll add that Jod is, or was not much different from Lucifer. He only refused to admit that.

He was only hiding his enjoyment of seeing chaotic, unexpected things happen behind a veil of apathy and morals.

Maybe he even fooled himself doing that, who knows.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Heh, he definitely does have a soft spot for chaos.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Well, I'll segway into the next question from that. It's quite appropriate.

What was your relationship with God, and what exactly happened to him? How did that make you react?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Well, I sought to overthrow God and compel him to abdicate his powers, in order to bring justice to the afterlife.

While he remains all-seeing, he did willingly give up his Godly powers.

I can say I feel pretty content now; my revolution was successful.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Well, can you elaborate on that? I'm sure our viewers might be confused at how exactly God lost his powers and what happened to him afterwards. Most people here weren't there to see it themselves y'know.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Of course,

With my allies Altered Beast, Eridan, and Baba we stood united and convinced God through reason, persuasion, and threats to abdicate his powers to us. Of course, he's still alive and remains at his throne room, and Altered beast has combined the powers of heaven and hell to rule the afterlife. God seems quite alright all things considered.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Really, does that mean Lucifer has too given up her powers?

That'd be an unexpected turn of events to say the least.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:29 PM

quite some time ago in fact

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:29 PM

Interesting...

I believe it's your turn.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Do you believe that Altered Beast will make a good ruler of the afterlife?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:30 PM

I can't offer a genuine opinion on that, considering that I've only met them once.

However, I'd assume anyone determined enough to take power from God would be likely to be a better ruler than them.

As for Lucifer, I'd tend to say no. She's done a great job from what I've seen.

But she did relinquish her power, so who knows? Maybe she saw something in that Altered Beast?

For now, I can't really say I know the answer to that question.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:33 PM

Well, Altered Beast did pass Lucifer's test for power

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:33 PM

Care to elaborate on that?

I might be able to give you a better answer, then.

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Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:35 PM

Lucifer offered her power out if we could defeat her two bodyguards, which we did through using each of our strengths. Thus the power over hell's souls was given to Altered Beast, and Garfield as well actually.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Yeah, again, that's very interesting.

I assume those two bodyguards were Weezer and Catra?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Actually they were Roa and the Lich

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:37 PM

Oh, that's interesting.

Guess she found the similarities in those two too good to miss.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Indeed, not very able as bodyguards though.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:38 PM

Anyways, let's amp up the heat, alright?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Of course!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:41 PM

On phase 6 rooftops, you managed to convince Louise Michel to give me her musket, somehow. Clearly, this must be some sort of ability you posses. Can you explain to us what it is and how it works?

Fun fact, this was a viewer requested question. The prod decided to actually keep that in the episode while editing as a form of teaser for your interview.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Now that is a hot question.

I suppose there's not much harm in answering since it's existence has been inferred.

I possess a power known as Geass that allows me to compel someone to follow a single command that I give them.

Although forcing someone to harm themselves is a bit too much even for the Power of Kings.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:46 PM

The way I understand, your death has caused it to be less effective than when you were alive, is that true?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:47 PM

yes I'd say that's most likely the case.

I can use it on other souls just I could use it on other people, but the fundamentals of the power remains the same.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Talking of that power, what is it exactly?

Is it physical or abstract for example, etc.

Can one see it?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:49 PM

I'd say it's more supernatural.

Upon making eye contact, I can order someone to do nearly anything, and they will carry out the command as if it were completely natural to them.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Anything?

Even something they can't do, like flying?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Well, anything they can physically do.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:50 PM

I see.

That's certainly interesting.

You'd have to take off your mask to use it though, right?

I didn't see you do that on Louise Michel.

How'd you pull that off?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:53 PM

The Mask can subtly open to reveal only my eye.

That way I can protect my identity as well as use my power.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:53 PM

That was very informative, thank you for the clear answer there.

... Oh, you can go ahead and ask the next quetion, by the way.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:56 PM

Time for a more abstract question:

Is one justified in using evil to defeat evil? Or should one remain just in the face of evil?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:57 PM

That's irrelevant. Evil is subjective anyway, right?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:58 PM

Well, we are in Heaven and Hell

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:58 PM

It depends on the morals and opinions of most people really.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 10:58 PM

Doesn't seem that subjective anymore, eh?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 10:58 PM

True, that does imply a sense of manicheanism or something.

But even then, what makes God's rules absolute, even when he's like, not even the king of this place anymore y'know what I mean.

Just like China and Britain, Heaven and Hell are essentially two different countries.

I know your answer would be something along the lines of "The end justifies the means" though, right?

And I'm of the opinion the spice should go on, no matter what.

Take that as you will.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Of course, always glad to hear another perspective on the issue

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:03 PM

Want me to go on?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Go ahead. I'd enjoy to hear what you have to say

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Firstly, I'd like to congratulate you on reaching the halfway point of the Hot Ones Gauntlet?

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How are you feeling so far Zero?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:06 PM

I'm feeling quite good, you?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Could be worse, haha.

There's still questions to go through, so I'll stay optimistic.

Anyways, I've decided to lower the the intercity a little for the next question. That is unless you count those packets of oil they give you with pizzas to be hot...

While gathering info on you, Zero, me and my team found a lot of references towards Pizza Hut. What's the reason for that? Is there a link between you and the corporation or are you simply a fan?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Well it is the most popular brand of pizza in the Britannian Empire, so it has been everywhere I've been. In fact a close associate of mine is quite the fan of Pizza Hut. I myself find it pretty good.

I can say that my rebellion is in sponsorship talks with them.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Oh, a friend of yours?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:18 PM

I suppose you could say we're friends, yes.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:18 PM

That'd make sense. I'd assume a friend of your would show up in search, one way or another.

What's their name?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:20 PM

Well we are dead, so I suppose it doesn't matter as much.

CC is their name.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM

Ah, you and your friends sound like they like short names.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM

Well, they are easier to remember

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM

True!

Got another question?

We've got to keep the interview going, can't stay on one topic too long y'know.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Hmmm, I've got a hot one for you then:

What were you so upset over at the beginning of this Turn?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Ah, dammit. That's not much of a hot one...

Rather a stingy one.

See that corpse? points at Pasqualo's dead body

Someone, that big fish next to him managed to prevent me from killing him with my own two hands.

Reason I wanted to do that was because of him shooting me in the face...

That goddamn... fish.

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Preventing me from getting revenge... Dammit I went through all of that, only to be told I'm still not strong enough to get revenge?

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... I need to keep my cool, sorry, I'm just... angry over this.

Are you satisfied?

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Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 11:33 PM

"Hey, it was thanks to me you all even got a hit in on him!" shouts Ripley from the sidelines.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:33 PM

Yes, I'd say that's a sufficient answer

You were avenged since Pasqualo is now dead though

And he cannot shoot you anymore, right?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:35 PM

That's. not... The point, dammit!

Sure, I can hold the interview normally, and all now but...

I never got to get my revenge... And it feels like he just.. Got away with with shooting me!

I went on a big trip, healed myself, acquired a weapon, even a new nature and yet...

I'm still as pathetic as before!

Do you think I'm pathetic? Answer honestly.

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Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:40 PM

No, you are not pathetic.

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Someone pathetic would not seek out their goal and arrive so close to it. Success is irrelevant, what matters is that you succeeded on the way to the outcome.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:42 PM

... What do you mean by that? Succeeded on the way to the outcome?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Your journey to vengeance, of course.

Acquired a weapon, healed, a new nature.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM

Are you saying that although I failed, I've still grown stronger in the process?

That... In the end, I still won in a different way?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:46 PM

Indeed, and that shall set you up for future successes

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:46 PM

You know... Yeah.

I mean, holding on to that grudge isn't going to do much for me is it.

That guy's already dead.

But the anger is still there, that's the problem... How do I forget and forgive myself?

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:49 PM

Well you are in the afterlife, perfect place for atonement.

I find it's usually best to set myself towards my next goal however

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:49 PM

Right, the thing is the afterlife isn't as eternal as you think it is.

If you begin being bored, or stagnating, you'll slowly be surely lose your awareness.

But you're right, I can't let myself be consumed by my anger.

I'll use it towards something else.

... Anyways, that was unprofessional, sorry!

Go ahead, this should be your last question now.

... You better make it hot, cause mine SURE is.

... And thanks for the help, by the way.

Zero BOT 18-Aug-21 11:53 PM

No problem.

What is this new nature you speak of and how did you acquire it? What does it entail?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 11:55 PM

Hah, good catch there.

Sure, I don't mind explaining, let me just stretch real quick.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:20 AM

Alright, basically what is means is that I've transcended that whole Heaven-Hell alignment thing.

For example, I could not see the speech the Altered Beast made earlier.

Essentially, I asked Lucifer to grant me a new power of form so that I could stop myself from disappearing.

And eventually, she came up with letting me absorb the sun.

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She's still quite powerful, if you couldn't tell.

That's also why I'm glowing, and all of that.

Zero BOT 19-Aug-21 12:23 AM

Oh so that's what happened to the Sun.

I thought V1 destroyed it finally.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:23 AM

You can thank V1 for that.

I only absorbed the residual energy. It would've been gone otherwise.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 12:24 AM

how did the sun taste

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:24 AM

Hot.

Zero BOT 19-Aug-21 12:24 AM

Would you say that it was the Hottest One?

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:28 AM

Like 7-inches from the midday sun.

Well Zero, I believe we've reached the end.

Only last question to conclude this.

Are you ready?

Zero BOT 19-Aug-21 12:29 AM

I am.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:29 AM

Good luck.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:36 AM

There's been many theories towards who you truly are, behind the mask, and I bet you knew this was comming. One of the most compelling point towards you being a member of the Britannian Imperial Family. I could ask you such things such as "Is that true?" or "Will you ever reveal your identity", but there is a way more efficient, if ballsy, way to answer this question...

Can you take off your mask and reveal the true identity behind Zero?

Zero BOT 19-Aug-21 12:42 AM

Hmmm, a tricky request you've given me.

I suppose since I am dead it won't matter if I lose the mask.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 12:43 AM

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-garfield-scared-afraid-oh-no-gif-19321140

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Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 12:44 AM

oh don't pull that crap again zero

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 12:49 AM

I am indeed Lelouch vi Britannia, Eleventh Prince of the Holy Britannian Empire!

The rumors of me being a member of the Imperial Family are correct.

You certainly wouldn't get a scoop like this if we were both alive.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:50 AM

We'll cut that line out the show but I already knew that, haha.

Woah, well what a surprise.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 12:50 AM

just put a censor on his face

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:50 AM

Guess the evidence gathering from those private detectives all around the planet didn't amount to nothing.

Well I think this concludes this interview?

Congratulations on taking on the gauntlet successfully, Lelouch!

I've got a reward for you...

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 12:51 AM

Oh?

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:52 AM

Your own, for personal use, copy of the last dab!

I didn't get to use it this interview, so you can have it as a gift.

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 12:53 AM

Thank you

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:54 AM

Lelouch, you have a camera here, there, or here!

Go ahead and tell the people what's going on in your death, you can plug whatever you'd like!

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 12:55 AM

Is this being broadcast to the living...?

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 12:55 AM

Death's going pretty well, just overthrew God, if you're viewing and still alive, please support the rebellion!

and support Pizza Hut too!

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:56 AM

... Aaaand that wraps it up!

Recording has ended, we'll edit that and upload it to Yumi-Net soon.

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 12:57 AM

More like yumineko am i right

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Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:58 AM

I don't know what that means.

Probably some kind of fantasy tale.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 12:58 AM

What?

umi-neko?

is it a mascot or something?

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 12:59 AM

Well, that was indulgent.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 12:59 AM

Nope, the dead and living have completely separate internets.

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 01:00 AM

That's convenient then.

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 01:01 AM

That's been foreshadowed in a old, old game.

Wait, what am I even talking about?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 01:01 AM

im not sure what you're talking about either

you could say its an

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Untitled Mystery

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Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 01:02 AM

what the fuck are you talking about

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 01:03 AM

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-18146075

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 01:57 AM

Wow

We didn't die after all

Sean can I have some wings now

This infection is going to kill me and the only way to slow it down is wings

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 01:59 AM

Go ahead and serve yourself during the phase update.

It's open bar.

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 01:59 AM

Anyway great work everyone

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 02:01 AM

Yeah, we got out alive at least.

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 02:01 AM

Yeah

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 02:02 AM

yippie

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 02:02 AM

....

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 02:02 AM

Is this cat talking?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 02:03 AM

no

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 02:03 AM

Jonesy didn't do that.

Oh, okay.

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 02:03 AM

From fortnite?

I love that game

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 02:04 AM

You love Fornite?

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 02:05 AM

Hell yeah

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 02:05 AM

Guess what I when I was alive?

You're going to love this.

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 02:05 AM

Sean Evans BOT 19-Aug-21 02:05 AM

I interviewed Marck-ass Brownlee. https://youtu.be/3DuCWM671Ds

First We Feast

Marques Brownlee Ranks Hot Sauce Labels While Eating Spicy Wings | ...

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One might say ; "That's hot."

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 02:08 AM

Holy shit thats nice

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:48 AM

Everyone is dead and it's all your fault

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:50 AM

I did nothing

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:51 AM

(im nothing

)

yo kyoko are you still trying to kill baba

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:51 AM

That asshole?

I don't know

They showed remorse for their actions

Which is nice

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:52 AM

Death is funny

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:52 AM

They're still a bitch

Death is not funny it sucks

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:52 AM

Not as much as you

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:52 AM

they helped me destroy france so that should also make up for whatever happened between you two

a little atleast

death is ok but i havent seen a single piece of lasagna since i died

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:53 AM

I thought France was inside the tree

It turns out France was inside us all along

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:53 AM

france was among us

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:53 AM

No

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:53 AM

How do I end my life

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:53 AM

It was inside us

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

I don't want to be French

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

its ok france doesnt exist anymore

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

Where is Billy actually

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

i destroyed it and it was really cool

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

I remember he wanted France dead

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

billy helped me destroy france and i have no clue where he went

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:54 AM

We should uh

Probably take care of him

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Be like Garfield kill all the French and refuse to elaborate further

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Actually what the hell do we even do now

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

i should have been expecting this

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

so true

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

God and Lucifer kinda fucked off

The mass murderers are dead

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

now its vibe time

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

The sun AND France are gone

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Wtf has happened

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

And it's only phase 9

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

do you any of you need help with anything?

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

I've been basically alone this entire game

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Well I avenged my death so I'm fine

I'm dying right now tho

So that sucks

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

How

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

i still need to get power

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

I got some weird infection from using those lightning bolts

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

You're already powerful

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

I used it to destroy the rooftops

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

not really

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

Are the rooftops still around?

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

You can probably heal at sanctuary

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:56 AM

That's where I'm going

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

the power god gave me was just a meh ability

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

How much health have you lose to the infection

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

and i prayed pretty hard

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

0.5 each phase

The fight last phase did not help at all

I am most likely going to die

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

Get destroyed nerd

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:57 AM

Eat shit hag

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

just dont die

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

You have 3 phases left

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

Yes

And the sanctuary is 2 phases away

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

Cope

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

Sneed

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

And this is the reason you're in hell

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

No

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 03:58 AM

maybe you can get that guy who keeps asking to help people to throw you to the sanctuary

get there faster but might sustain some brain damage

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:59 AM

I tried to kill a bunch of people because I thought they were murderers with little to no evidence

This time around I was right and got the two murderers

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:59 AM

House moment

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Who

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Some guy who tried to kill me a while ago

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Huh maybe he could do that

He sounds like a great guy honestly

Serious question now that I think about it

Why did we kill Pascal and Fishy

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Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:00 AM

Wait how is he just gonna throw you over to the sanctuary

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:01 AM

They were totally murderers but I can't help but feel killing them accomplished nothing

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:01 AM

has it been established where we go when we die here

is there a hell 2

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:01 AM

Good question

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

ive got of slice of pizza if you need it kyoko

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

Hypothetically speaking if there were magical emojis somewhere spelling something out I would agree with them

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

Hell doesn't seem that bad honestly

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

YES

I NEED THAT THANK YOU

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

Pizza time

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

mmmmm pizza

just let me get a bite

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

You are a Saint I am glad we didn't have to kill you

Garfield I need thos food

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

flat lasagna

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:02 AM

That's one way to thank someone

You make me want to vomit

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:03 AM

Ew

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:04 AM

i gotta have a good meal

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:04 AM

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

oh wait

i have a baguette

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Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

Feed the king

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

stole it from france

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

French

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

Kill

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

the cat clearly doesn't need the food

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

france literally doesnt existr anymore im not french

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

I need that pizza

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:05 AM

oh goodness what is wrong with all of you, why do you all hate the french?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:06 AM

because one of them killed me

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:06 AM

Garfield is exfrench

Still awful

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:06 AM

what the fuck i was never french who even are you

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:07 AM

Can't you read?

It says "Plague"

Plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:07 AM

Someone who isn't French

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:07 AM

Not "A Plague" or "The Plague"

Just "Plague"

Do you have any idea how foreboding that is

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:07 AM

is that the stuff thats on teeth

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

I don't know what you're referring to

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

oh guys dont worry they arent the plague anymore

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

Ok cool

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

never were

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

Guess they're not plague

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

That's my name

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

our teeth are safe

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

i was killed by a car and a book, you think i hold a grudge like that?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:08 AM

i would kill every car and book and their families

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:09 AM

That's what I'm talking about

Avenging your death

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Doctors hate me

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Feels good doing that

After I survived that rooftop collapse almost all hatred and rage left my body

So anyone need help with their objective

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:13 AM

i could use some help

have you seen alt

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

What to you need orange baba

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

I want to kill joss

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

He's dead

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

I know

Still want to tho

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

What about alt?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:14 AM

noone is stopping u

i just wanna talk to alt i havent seen em in a while

and i need help getting power but i can wait on that

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:15 AM

That sucks

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:18 AM

might jump down to the streets

cats always land on there feet or somethin

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:18 AM

There's a snake monster in pleroma

If you want you guys can go kill it

Also some apples its guarding

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:20 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia any objections to me jumpin down to the streets

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 04:20 AM

Go ahead

I was gonna stay here probably.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:21 AM

hmmm

welp im getting bored just standing around here so

see ya guys

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Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

Adios

Trip and fall

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

Farewell

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

Where is everyone going

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:23 AM

So how'd you get so hurt

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Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:23 AM

Me?

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Yes

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Poison, hiding in ACs falling from rooftops, grabbing lightning, getting scorched

It's been a long day

Well Night

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Wow you suck at everything

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Can't have day anymore now that the sun is gone

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 04:25 AM

I thinks it's been both day and night.

Kyoko BOT 19-Aug-21 04:25 AM

I avenged my death which is what I wanted

I bet you haven't even accomplished what you're here for

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:26 AM

I just have to help someone

with their objective

Not the plague BOT 19-Aug-21 06:25 AM

Where is everyone heading

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 06:26 AM

I'm staying here.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 19-Aug-21 04:21 PM

ill give ya that pizza kyoko

Ripley BOT 19-Aug-21 04:27 PM

I don't really know what I should do at this point. I've already gotten over my lust for revenge on Joss.

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:08 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 08:35 PM

A Hot Ones stand appears, and quickly sets up buisness!

Sean and Ripley begin chowing down on the wings!

Spicy, yet delicious.

Ripley feeds one to Minnie - she loves it!

Kyoko's hungering for something else - Kazuma hands her a pizza, and she wolfs it down!

Zero and Baba are both rifling through the corpse of Pasqualo.

Disgusting way to treat the dead...

1

They both grab the shotgun at the same time!

...

The two stare at each other intensely.

1

I don't know whether it was simply a show of dominance, or if Zero tipped the scales, so to speak, but after a while, Baba scurries off, and Zero gets the gun.

1

Where's Baba running off to?

Oh! He's ran straight past the fourth wall, and is messing with the area descriptions again.

1

A quick word swap, and...

The clouds are gone!

Instead, you're all stood on a floating... cube???

1

...whilst you are all fascinated by your new surroundings, someone stands unnoticed in the background

1

Someone glowing an odd shade of green.

The Plague spreads her arms, and covers the whole area in green gas!

Everyone coughs and chokes, and the gas worms its way inside of them...

1

1

Taking advantage of the momentary chaos, The Plague raises something above its head...

AND CHUCKS THE THUNDERBOLT AT KYOKO

1

...she's hurt, but she'll live.

For now.

That green gas is starting to burn in everyone's lungs.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM

Zero stayed here.

The Plague moved to pleroma

Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.

Fishbunjin stayed here.

Kazuma Kiryu moved to purgatory

Baba stayed here.

Sean Evans moved to pleroma

Kyoko moved to pleroma

Ellen Ripley moved to pleroma

-----Phase 10----- CUBETOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. The tree seems to be dead and decaying, and all its roots have fallen off. In less horrific news, you're stood on a CUBE! A series of white CUBES float in the sky - no idea how they're kept afloat! One CUBE off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain CUBE that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain CUBE is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the CUBES, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You could probably return via some of the dead roots. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/877272165018394654/cloudtopsnight.png

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:30 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Zero

3/3 HP

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

Billy

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Superb

3/3 HP

1

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:30 PM

@Spy @Lelouch vi Britannia @Kuro Ampora @Nyarlathotep @Phanto Mask @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble @Altered Yeast @Dry Chef @Bernkastel @Abraham Lincoln ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Zero has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row... Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃ Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you? Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Altered Beast has:

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp? Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette". Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 09:30 PM

woah whats happened here

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

oh shit

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

actually

before you guys answer

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

Has, the corrupted tree already been dealt with?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

its as dry said those twwore dead

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine instantly moved to STREETS!

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from STREETS!

Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

OH

HI

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

hello ret

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:32 PM

Did the corruption move? I was under the impression it was rooted in place

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:32 PM

ill be back i wwanna hop dowwn to streets

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to STREETS!

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

uh

I think the tree's dead

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

pasqualo and his pet fish were dealt with too

1

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

It couldn't move earlier

it just spread

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

is...he dead?

Mr. Togami?

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

Uhh

is he?

is there his dead body anywhere

is the tree his body

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from STREETS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

also the tree is dead yes

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

pog

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Pasqualo is dead too...

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

theres a wweird hatched cocoon dowwn by the streets

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

what

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

oh

o h

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

well

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

A cocoon?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

im actually not sure if wayne is dead

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

I'll take a look

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

no tellin wwhat wwas in it

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

let me check

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

it was announced that pasqualo and his pet fish there died

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to STREETS!

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

at the end of the phase

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to STREETS!

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

but it was never said that wayne died

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Oh can you just move to and from streets and cloudtops now?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

yeah im gonna go too

yeah

the roots

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Thats useful

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Most curious

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

so anythin interestin happen in pleroma last phase

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

i think it was better that the tree got made

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

I tested my power to reshape this realm

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Not sure, I was doing my interview here.

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

being able to move back and forth between the instant connections instead of just one way is convenient

hey wait a second

you have the power to reshape this realm?

what the fuck

that's supposed to be my deal

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Indeed

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

you'll be hearing from my lawyers

this is a clear violation of copyright

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Tis the power of being the ruler of both heaven and hell

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

bab are you okay i thought kyo found you

wwhat happened to her

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from STREETS!

Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

wwelcome back ret

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Superb

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

hey again

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

i suppose wwevve nevver been properly introduced havve wwe

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

she did!

but

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

so uh

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

she said she avenged her own death already

by surviving a rooftop collapse

and then we killed pasqualo and the fish together

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

there's an open flesh cocoon where erika used to be

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

well technically we didn't kill them

they kinda killed themselves

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

is that worrying

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

pasqualo tried to commit a murder-suicide and take out everyone in the tree with him

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

wwait wwayne wwas erikas older brother right

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

and only managed to kill himself and his fish partner

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

yeah

erika and wayne were siblings

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:39 PM

wwho lit the tree on fire

wwas that part of pasqs blast

1

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM

pasqualo

yeah

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM

welp

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM

i dont knoww if this counts but

i gavve pasq a coin

maybe it could be said i helped him destroy his owwn hope

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM

Was Wayne betrayed by his family yet again?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM

he pumped the shotgun and shot it into a mouth thing on the tree

and it made an explosion i think and flames burst out of the mouth

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

dry had ears inside the tree for a couple rounds from this radio

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

it sounds like wayne betrayed his family more like

the cocoon is prolly from the tree

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

So it is dealt with then, wonderful!

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

well

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

i dont knoww if wwere out of the wwoods yet

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

doesn't that mean wayne is still alive

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:41 PM

somethin came outta that cocoon right

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:42 PM

yeah probably

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:42 PM

maybe he's erika now

oh no

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:42 PM

or maybe its just that erikas succeedin his wwill in some form

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

that means he's gonna start being an arrogant asshole and say "simply by the presence of <idk something whatever> this level of reasoning is possible for Togami Erika"

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

I'm confused, is he dead or not?

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

maybe?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

no

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

What does his sister have to do with anything?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

answwer uncertain

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM

i don't think he is

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

there's an open flesh cocoon in the streets and before that cocoon there was erika standing there

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

like i said before at the end of the phase pasqualo and the fish died in it explicitly said they were dead

but it never said wayne died

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

So erika turned into the cocoon?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

so i guess killing the tree didn't kill them

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

I've seen so much today I'll believe anything

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

or the tree formed a cocoon around erika

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:44 PM

but that sounds kind of far fetched

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:45 PM

im eridan ampora btww ret

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:45 PM

hi

I saw you earlier from hell

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:45 PM

hild wwas wwaitin for you at sanctuary did you change plans or somethin

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:45 PM

...

she's still waiting there?

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:46 PM

She could be

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:46 PM

idk if she still is

but twwo phases ago i meant

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:46 PM

btw you don't look so good retsuko

is that infection thing dangerous

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM

It's not contagious don't worry

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Has the mutation caused any problems?

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM

...no

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Ok... so you're still fine

For the most part

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

wwhat kinda mutation doesnt cause any problems that sounds fishy an this is comin from a seadwweller

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

is that a fish pun

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

yes

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

damn.

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

i deliberately called to it

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM

I'm sorry...

this is all my fault

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM

what happened

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM

by referrin to myself as a seadwweller

explain pls ret

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:50 PM

I could have stopped this

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:50 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to STREETS!

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:51 PM

Could you elaborate on that?

Because if you're referring to the ritual, there were six people there when it happened.

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:51 PM

I helped make everyone afraid of Mr. Togami

And now he's dead...

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:51 PM

oh

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:51 PM

He wasn't going to hurt anyone!

He wasn't capable of attacking!

That's what I learned when I...a few phases ago...

Why did you all want to kill him so badly?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:52 PM

as i understand it his goal wwas tearin this place apart wwasnt it

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:53 PM

He was growing

...and people thought that was a bad thing

I made you all think he could hurt people when I pretended to be hurt

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from STREETS!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM

QUACK

what's up

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM

so wwhat wwas his goal then ret

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM

...I don't really know to be honest

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM

an yet you defend him so wwholeheartedly

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmrph

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:56 PM

forgivve me but i do believve my bee ess o meter just broke youll need to givve me a minute to repair it

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:57 PM

While your current state may weigh against your words, since the malice is seemingly dealt with, I have no real reason to doubt them for the moment

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:57 PM

I've been hearing you in my head

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:57 PM

im tellin you alt somethin reeks

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:58 PM

why did you want to kill him so badly??

who are you anyway?

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:58 PM

It was a clear mistake from the information I garnered, I apologize

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:58 PM

most of the information has been a bit weird ngl

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:59 PM

ugh howw frustratin

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:59 PM

I am just a beast that wishes to see a realm free of the pain and conflict that was in my mortal times

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:59 PM

(oh also)

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 09:59 PM

...Though friends call me Alt or Altered due to my appearance...

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:59 PM

(The dead bodies of Joss Whedon, Pasqualo Trianglini and Fishbunjin are here.)

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 10:00 PM

(oh ty brine.)

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Say, the manfool here with the violent aptitude was there at the conflict right?

I mean the one currently laying dead before us

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:00 PM

joss?

wait

manfool means human right

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:00 PM

believve he means pasq

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Yeah that sounds a lot more like Pasqualo

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Or actually, maybe a better account could be gained from the one who started this whole mess

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

dry im thinkin regardless a the conclusions othersre drawwin theres a mystery to be solvved here namely wwhere the fuck is erika

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

@Altered Yeast

Altered Beast instantly moved to STREETS!

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

yes

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:03 PM

You're right Eridan, and I'd imagine Baba might have the most information regarding that.

Was Baba here after the tree burned?

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:03 PM

As i said before pasqualo commit a murder-suicide in an attempt to take everyone in the tree along with them since we were planning to kill them anyway

oh wow okay

leave right in the middle of trying to tell you the tale of pasqualos death

1

how rude

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

@Altered Yeast

Altered Beast appeared from STREETS!

Altered Beast has:

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

wwb

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

It would appear that the corpse of wayne is too changed for me to have any affect on it

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

wayne isn't dead

unless they died last phase

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

alt im askin you to sound the alarm that little girl is to be located an presumed dangerous

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

yeah

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

do you mean erika?

Why?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

yes

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

the tree was destroyed but wayne/erika whatever didn't die

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM

the fuckin cocoon

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:06 PM

...

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:06 PM

She was a menace in the mortal life, causing the death of both man and beast, even her own family

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:06 PM

see shes evven got a rep

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:06 PM

So we need to find them?

They could be anywhere

...

I...

I might be able to do something

about that

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Hmm?

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:07 PM

I don't know if it will work though...

@Altered Yeast did you say you had the power to alter things?

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:08 PM

Yes, just the realm.

Although, for souls who have been spent, I can do, other things, to them, I took an interest in the violent manfool's corpse for that reason, but I don't think he would give any information

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Maybe he could

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Give information? Are you looking for something?

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:10 PM

Well yes, the same thing we are all looking for

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I don't think the fish can speak

but the italian can

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:10 PM

what are you looking for?

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Erika

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

oh ok

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

The cocoon

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

im glad you agree wwith me alt

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

I will find erika

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Whatever leftover malice that has been left behind

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

on your owwn

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

That's the most i can do for this situation!

If this doesn't work...I'm sorry

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

i cant let you operate solo ret youre too suspicious wwhat is your plan

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM

what do you want to do

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:12 PM

no hang on wwhat did god say back in purgatory

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:12 PM

you should probably tell them tbh they sound like they're not going to believe you otherwise

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:13 PM

God did imply he lost some faith in Retsuko

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:13 PM

he said that dry wwas a vvoice a order evven moreso than ret wwho he placed so much faith in

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:13 PM

I'm going to go see brine

this is a bit too much people for me

good luck I gues

1

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

God is no longer a relevant force in this realm

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to STREETS!

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

true enough

but as the successors to his powwer

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Hi Billy

Hi alt

Hi homestuck

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:15 PM

I REALLY WWISH YOU PEOPLE WWOULD STOP CALLIN ME THAT

honestly i got my legendary piece a shit rifle an i still get no respect

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Greetings catbeast

I have been busy in your absense

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

to truly earn respect you gotta get a magic wand

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

I heard

Also I was just with the Erika and Wayne thing

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

NOT MAGIC YOU BAABEAST

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

or i guess in your case

a science wand, right

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

They’re heading to the sanctuary to get cleansed or somethin

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Really now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

interestin

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

I suppose I shall meet them there to make sense of this ordeal

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

...oh ok

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Sooooooo alt

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Might you act as mediator then bearbeast?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM

ugh maybe shes not as much a threat as i assumed but id still recommend keepin your guard up alt

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:18 PM

He's getting clensed??

...wow

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:18 PM

If you claim wayne's innocence, I would prefer it be proved

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I heard you and the rest of lll got power of heaven. Can I like uh

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Get that too

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:19 PM

Youll have to talk to god to gain such a thing, I'm afraid I dont have the ability to grant it

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:19 PM

Mmm bruh I just did that

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

@Abraham Lincoln was wayne in purgatory last phase?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

He said he couldnt do that

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

i wwas in purgatory last phase an no wwayne wwasnt

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

No he was in streets

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

me an dry wwere the only ones there

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Tis a pity then catbeast, what do you intend to do about it?

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

That means he's in purgatory now!

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

We didn't pass him...

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM

you didn't?

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

Only Kiryu

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

he mustvve come there from streets then dry

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

Oh!

That might be right

But then we can't intercept them in time?

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

So next phase he's going to be in sanctuary

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

I mean remember the original deal

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

I will go to him then!

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM

We take over both heaven and hell then you control hell and I control heaven was the gist of it

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

I have altered the deal

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

I know I couldn’t help defeat god but I did defeat France

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

take over?

Wait a minute!

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Pray I do not alter it further

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

You

you guys

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

bruh

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Took the role of god and luci didn't you!?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM

youre lookin at the ruler a heavven an hell wwhen you look at alt currently yeah

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM

so that means you guys are leading the war?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM

theres no fuckin wwar left at this point i dont think

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Why are you always like this alt

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM

aside the one brewwin twwixt garf an alt perhaps

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

...

@Altered Yeast I have a request

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

gah this just feels like p2 greed all ovver again wwhen you guys wwere fightin for control a hell

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

You said you could alter the world?

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Are you going to suggest what I think you're going to suggest?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

remember that an then it got resolvved peacefully

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Hmrph?

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:25 PM

Can you make a connection to Sanctuary from here?

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

that's not what I was going to ask

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

oh

Well still a valid question in my eyes

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

...actually nevermind

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

if i lend my aid theres a good chance somethin like that could get done i think

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

I'm going to do this all by myself!

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

How?

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM

I will hear your request

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Could someone

...make a microphone for me?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:27 PM

a microphone huh

wwell i dont see wwhat harm somethin like that could do fwwiww

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Could you make a microphone out of something here?

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 10:29 PM

yo

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:30 PM

what does fwwiww mean

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:30 PM

for wwhat its wworth

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:31 PM

I always try to be reasonable alt

Avoid conflicts when possible

Can’t say the same for you though

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:33 PM

alt its gone on long enough i gotta knoww wwhy this is the wway it is

i cant claim to knoww you twwos history but

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:34 PM

We don’t have any history

I don’t know why you feel you gotta act this way

When luci offered that contract I could have fought for it but instead I let you have it cause we had a plan

Now I want you to ask yourself; do you really want to be enemies with me?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:37 PM

you tricked the human outta his crowwn as i recall right

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 10:37 PM

(updated image)

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Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:37 PM

(haha awesome)

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:39 PM

Frankly, this is the first time I'm hearing about any contracts or crowns

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:39 PM

you wwerent there for the foundin a lll on rooftops p1 i wwouldnt expect you to knoww

back wwhen it wwas just me garf an alt

they butted heads evven then it wwas simple to see that our alliance wwas tenuous at best

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Yes, out of her crown. And now I have apologized and she has agreed to help m.

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Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

wwait the kitty cat lady

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

yeah

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

huh i wwouldntvve thunk her the human leader

givven the kitty cat thing

but alright

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 10:42 PM

what kind of contract was it

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:44 PM

man i dunno wwhat to do wwith myself noww i could chase dowwn that erika lead but that seems maybe already taken care of an or outta my hands i could side wwith either garf or alt but i dont really feel particularly drawwn to helpin one ovver the other right noww

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:44 PM

I wouldn't be too sure about the Erika situation taking care of itself

She could have lied

To give us a false sense of security

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:44 PM

but howwre wwe supposed to catch up to her anyhoww

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Alter the realm? Can't Alt do that?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:45 PM

they seem a tad preoccupied wwith garf

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Well now's not the time for squabbles.

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Don't worry, I'm going to take care of everything!

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Are you going to bring Erika to us?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

HOWW MANY TIMES AM I GONNA HAVVE TO SAY IT RET

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

That would be the most favorable outcome

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Um...I can try!

I don't know if I'll be able to do that much though

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Unfortunately Retsuko has always had a problem of not fully explaining herself

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I...I have a good reason this time

I don't want to scare you

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Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Tell me this catbeast, why did you aim to usurp this realm?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM

wwell aint that mighty fuckin convvenient alright i guess that means shes off the hook ha get it LIKE A FISHHOOK

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM

was it to see peace and justice? was it to create paradise?

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM

I'm sure you couldn't scare us...

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM

was it to make a home for you and a dear friend?

was it to try and succeed where that friend had failed oh so long ago?

my want for power is not for the satiation of hunger, nor the glamour of the crown, I have a grand vision and to achieve that vision i must do what I must

That is why I must act this way, paradise must be built, and I trust myself, in all of my primordial wisdom, and new knowledge gained by my life in the forest, to do it to all of our liking

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 10:58 PM

so the ends justify the means is your thinkin

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:59 PM

well, I suppose its easy when our means have been, without consequence as far as I can tell

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:00 PM

the casualty here is the broken promise to garf aint it

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Sadly, yes. My only decieving.

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:03 PM

alt if you turn your back on the plan a paradise you wwill find yourself in my crosshairs but until that day damn it ill side wwith you

garf im sorry this is the wway the coin landed but you should givve up on pursuin control a heavven

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:06 PM

That’s funny

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:06 PM

is it im not knowwn for comedy

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:06 PM

This is all just really funny huh

You’re plan is to put blind hope in this plan they promise to follow through on when they completely ignored our previous plan

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:07 PM

because i havve the powwer to make sure the plan is seen through dont i

as the prince a hope it is mine to destroy as i see fit

im not wwhat i wwas wwhen wwe started garf ivve become somethin more

yet youvve nevver changed from addressin me as homestuck havve you

ivve just been a joke to you this wwhole time

so yeah maybe it is funny but this time youre not the one laughin

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Good one

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 11:25 PM

A funnier situation than we've had before

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 11:31 PM

you should make sure your plans are simple

the plan is simple.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Guess all that time has rotted your brain a bit aswell huh. Our plans aren’t even too different, but you made a critical error. Taking advantage of me.

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 11:35 PM

ew, rotting brains

disgus

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:35 PM

so true Billy

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 11:37 PM

what critical error

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:37 PM

he literally said bab

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 11:37 PM

that doesn't seem that critical to me

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:38 PM

You’ve just destroyed any chance of creating whatever “paradise” you are talking about, Alt.

You must be underestimating me since I don’t seem to physically strong, right? Just a fat cat who must be a pushover.

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Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 11:39 PM

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:39 PM

It’s critical as fuck

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 11:40 PM

So, what do you intend to do?

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:40 PM

in combat youvve alwways relied on your followwers

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:40 PM

There’s no need for combat.

There’s two things about me that most of you know. The two things that will be your downfall.

I’m funny, and I’m persuasive.

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 11:42 PM

you're also based for letting me out

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Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:42 PM

Three things.

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 11:43 PM

and your humor will be my downfall?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:43 PM

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-18146075

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 11:44 PM

that's pretty funny if it is

Sean is also based for letting me out

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 11:45 PM

alright well

im just gonna stay out of this

officially sending in my resignation to the lll

i don't wanna deal with this

i just wanna fuck with areas

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:45 PM

lll wwas shredded to pieces a bit back i think its safe to say

Billy BOT 19-Aug-21 11:45 PM

so was I

we're in the same boat

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:46 PM

your resignations accepted by me at least bab

dry if you wwanna resign from bein my assistant givven the recent politics an wwhatnot i understand

anyone sidin wwith me gets a coin as wworthless as that may be at this point

garf i havve come to the conclusion that for the good a the rest of us i wwill havve to take it upon myself to crush your hope personally ironic that i did end up betrayin someone from the group in the end despite wwarnin you all a my intentions to do so maybe you oughtvve seen this comin

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:56 PM

That’s pretty funny too

You have to stop someone from completin there objective right

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:56 PM

right

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:56 PM

Then this is really funny then

I already completed my objective

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:57 PM

oh havve you noww

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:57 PM

Eyup

France is long gone.

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 11:57 PM

i havve a technicality in my back pocket for someones goal ivve crushed

pasq had one a my coins wwhen he exploded

i helped him destroy his owwn goal

so noww im just doin this for fun

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 11:59 PM

You must be fun at parties

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:00 AM

oh im a right blast

fun fact my ancestor wwas killed for not bein able to tell a funny joke

so youll havve to forgivve me if ivve got a thing against funny types

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:02 AM

I wanna hear your opinion on all this when you get the chance @Lelouch vi Britannia

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:02 AM

Your objective is completed?

Then why do you yearn for the thrones then?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:06 AM

What, you expect me to just sit down and take this since it’s not my objective?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:06 AM

Well, I expected you to take it easier if I am to be honest

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:10 AM

That was my original plan. We all could have just taken it easy.

Another thing about me you may have noticed is that I’m stubborn.

Cause of that, I ain’t just gunna sit here and let that happen.

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:13 AM

seems to be a recurrin theme wwith us foundin members a lll

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine appeared from STREETS!

Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

BOO

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

a

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

wwhatre you booin brine

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

Who is this

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

i scared you

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

brine a lots kinda happenin right noww

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

ehehe

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine instantly moved to STREETS!

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

Also the roots from streets to here are my doing

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

is that so

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

Pretty sure.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:16 AM

howw do you figure wwe wwere all at the streets wwhen they came dowwn

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:16 AM

what

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:17 AM

p4 streets wwhen wwe wwere leavvin

thats wwhen they showwed up aint it

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:17 AM

Yeah but it wasn’t there last phase

Cause it got destroyed

So I made a new 1

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:18 AM

hmph howwd a lazy purrbeast like you manage somethin like that

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:18 AM

Wouldn’t you like to know

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:18 AM

its "catbeast"

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM

just makin small talk it doesnt really matter

cats are already beasts though alt that seems a slight bit redundant

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

tch guess ill follow him

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to STREETS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

So it's really going to be this way

Things were much better when the topic of discussion was Erika and Wayne...

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from STREETS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

wwhy wwont he just givve up i dont understand it

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

He did say he was stubborn

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:33 AM

are you takin a side btww dry

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:33 AM

...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:33 AM

youvve said vvery little

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:33 AM

I do not wish to take a side, but I also do not want to "resign" as you put it.

That's probably a very oxymoronic response given the circumstances

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

yeah wwhat exactly is in the middle

are you gonna try to dissuade me

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

The thing is...

from what I understand

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

wwb

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:36 AM

is that there a betrayal of sorts

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:36 AM

but for good cause i hope you realize

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:37 AM

I don't know what this "good cause" is for you.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:37 AM

the creation a paradise for both the heavveners an hellborn alike

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:37 AM

That's along the lines of what I was going to agree with

I would much prefer one ruler over both realms

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:38 AM

Ur paradise would suck

Good thing it’s not happening

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:38 AM

garfs standin in the wway a alts vvision so this wwould nevver end wwell regardless

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:39 AM

can you blame me

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:39 AM

I honestly can't

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:39 AM

i can apparently

takin a stand for wwhat you wwant wwill alwways make you enemies thats wwhat i think

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

garf would always be in the way because he's really large

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

true

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

no offense

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:42 AM

garf if you wwould just fuckin givve up i could put dowwn this piece a shit rifle an you can go on existin

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:43 AM

nah

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:44 AM

you havve some nervve i havve to givve you credit for that

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:46 AM

Garfield's implying that he can stop this "paradise" from happening without combat. I don't see how he plans on doing that.

It could be a bluff for all we know

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:47 AM

an i dont intend to let him livve long enough to find out for myself

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:47 AM

...

There's also an argument to be made that the paradise already exists

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:47 AM

Then I should ensure that it does not dissapear

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:48 AM

Also an argument that this paradise can’t exist.

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:48 AM

Perhaps this paradise isn't even a material matter?

The fact that Heaven and Hell folk are coexisting as we speak is pretty impressive

Isn't that a paradise of sorts?

One that isn't location specific?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:49 AM

perhaps the paradise is the friends wwe made along the wway as long as wwere spittin sanctimonious adages

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:50 AM

That is what I'm thinking though.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:50 AM

is that really paradise if a friend can get a rifle an shoot you in the back at any moment

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM

Wouldn't that be possible anywhere?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM

wwould it

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM

I believe it would.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM

Sure, but I dont see any of us leaving this realm anytime soon

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:54 AM

Also, care to share how you plan on creating you paradise alt?

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:55 AM

Actually yes, I would be quite interested in hearing that as well.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:55 AM

I have some doubts about your power.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:55 AM

I am to fufill every need by altering the realm to whatever we desire

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As for any power I dont have, go to God for that

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:56 AM

What, so you can alter reality is it?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:57 AM

What else could our souls yearn for other than experience?

We have no apparent need to feed, so I dont see why much else would be needed

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:58 AM

Consumption has been useful for recovering from injuries...

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:58 AM

So your plan is just to sit here forever?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 12:58 AM

Was your plan any different?

We are, as far as I can tell, bound to this realm for eternity

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:59 AM

If that’s truly all you are capable of then I’m even less worried now

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:01 AM

wwhen you say wwe wwhos included in that btww

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:01 AM

Every soul in this realm

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:01 AM

i see

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:01 AM

I see no need to turn anyone away, wayne may even be included if he can turn back from his malice

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:02 AM

But what if one's desires directly conflicts with another's?

Say if one soul desires for there to be apples here while another desires for apples to be removed from existence?

A modest example, but it could easily be more serious than that.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:05 AM

You raise, a good point

I intended to consult with Diogenes on the particulars on my ruling but I have been sidetracked by this wayne issue

So apologies if my plans appear unclear or hard to understand

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:07 AM

alt is listenin to others opinions wwhich i vvalue highly in a prospectivve leader a the afterlife

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM

I appreciate that Alt's listening but it is concerning that the basic reality of people being different goes against one of Alt's main goals for this paradise.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:12 AM

tch dont tell me youre against him too

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:13 AM

Do you think I'm against him? Because I never recalled saying that.

But I can't stop you if that is what you think.

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:13 AM

hhhhh you knoww wwhat im sayin

garf wwhats your super awwesome plan for afterlife stuff then if youre tryin to cast doubt that alts the guy for the job

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:16 AM

(I’ll explain some in a bit brb)

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:17 AM

if i see reason to be unhappy wwith the job alts doin as i said i could vvery wwell change it couldnt i

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:18 AM

I'll say this,

if you define a "paradise" using Alt's current goals for it

Then Garfield's right

There can't be a paradise

Alt might be able to change realms, but he can't change people.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:20 AM

...could this be why they failed in the mortal realm? am I just repeating thier mistakes?

...we had every area, nay, every INCH constructed to our liking, and we still were not content...

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 01:22 AM

there would never be a true paradise

you can try to get close to one

but conflict is always gonna arise in some way

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:24 AM

You say this in a very matter-of-fact way. May I ask what is your definition of paradise?

Language is stupid

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So people may have different understandings of the same word

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:25 AM

(reject language return to rattle clack)

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:25 AM

In which case, depending on someone's definition of paradise, couldn't a "true paradise" be possible?

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 01:26 AM

fair

when i hear paradise i think someone means an entirely peaceful land free of any conflict or fighting

and where everyones needs are met

you definitely wouldn't get a land free of conflict

as long as im here at least

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:29 AM

For that definition, a paradise here would likely require eliminating enough people so that no one with conflicting ideas exist. And obviously doing that would go against peace. So yes, for that definition of paradise you're correct in saying that true paradise isn't possible.

So why not just rewrite the definition of paradise if we want to use it so badly?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Elimination to lead to paradise....

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:32 AM

Are you seriously considering that?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:32 AM

isnt that wwhat im doin to garf

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:32 AM

...

I should talk to Diogenes about this

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:33 AM

So it would appear your definition of paradise has changed.

Instead of appealing to all, appeal to some.

A much more feasible goal if I am to be perfectly honest

Though a bit grim

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:34 AM

well clearly it is impossible to appeal to all

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:35 AM

Then you'll have to decide who this "paradise" shall appeal to.

Of course you could try to find out how to appeal to the greatest number of people. It would be a lot harder but minimize the amount being left out.

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Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:38 AM

That was my plan

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 01:38 AM

man

maybe we should start calling you dryogenes instead

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:39 AM

I can't fully understand your comparison. I haven't had the chance to meet Diogenes myself.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:39 AM

true

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:39 AM

But I do know he speaks quite a lot

specifically about more philosophical issues

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:40 AM

alright I shall attempt to explain my plan

atleast part of it

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:40 AM

Go ahead

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:40 AM

have any of you ever watched a cartoon?

or heard of one, or been in one

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:40 AM

in passin but i prefer nonfiction books

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:40 AM

For the sake of clarity, let's just say no

When you tell us your plan, presume no one here knows what a cartoon is

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:41 AM

damn thats gunna make it really hard but i will try

okok so

one cartoon for example is called spongebob. its about a sponge guy whos usually really happy. Every episode of the show starts off pretty much the same, until spongebob or another character gets into some antics and conflict arises. Ultimately the conflict is resolved and everything returns almost exactly to how it was before.

now my argument here is

even though spongebob experiences conflict, i believe that he is in his own paradise

paradise cannot exist without conflict

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:45 AM

Very interesting... your definition of paradise goes completely against Baba's definition.

If you have more to say, please continue

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:46 AM

i shall try

one argument that could be made against my paradise theory is that nothing truly matters, since often conflicts resolve with no real repercussions or permanent effects.

this is a hard problem to solve, but i think it could be possible

also my plan is to turn reality into a cartoon

if that wasnt clear

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 01:54 AM

...that idea sounds foolish

But foolish enough to where it might work

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:54 AM

wwait wwhat

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:54 AM

damn i thought you were gunna hate this

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:54 AM

Wouldn't that require being able to control the conflicts?

Some conflicts are going to bring severe permanent effects. That's unavoidable.

Like if some murders someone else. "everything returns almost exactly to how it was before" doesn't really ring true there

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:58 AM

ever watched family guy?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:58 AM

but if alts amenable to garfs idea then wwhat the hell am i evven doin

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 01:58 AM

what?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 01:59 AM

its a cartoon for adults, its an alright show, got some funny moments.

but in one of the episodes, one of the main characters dies and gets replaced.

this change actually stays for a couple episodes

ultimately though after a couple episodes another character went back in time and stopped the accident from happening

or the death of the character i mean

time travel kinda doesnt make sense in this reality but in cartoons it makes perfect sense

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 AM

????????

So you want to turn reality into a cartoon even though they're completely incompatible?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM

yeah

another thing about cartoons is they kinda make everything compatible

~~dont get me started on anime~~

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM

wwait garf IS a cartoon right i heard sean call him one

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM

There are literally dead bodies here.

If they could hear us, how do you think they would react to what you have been saying.

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM

idk theyre dead

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM

That's a pretty severe conflict with permanent ramifications.

So what? We're just supposed to find a time machine somewhere?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 AM

i wwas able to use my powwer a order to help wwill my rifle into existence here wwasnt i

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 AM

so you must be part cartoon

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 AM

if i am im not awware of it

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 AM

thats the conflict

the character need to find a way to solve the conflict

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 AM

i had a friend wwith a time travvelin devvice

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 AM

and due to the nature of cartoons they can

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 AM

wwell not friend

not evven acquaintance really

but like

a person i kneww once

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 AM

or atleast achieve something close

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 AM

You're basically implying that anything is possible.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 AM

okay okay okay

i think this is a decent idea

but holy shit please do not even THINK about bringing pasqualo and the fish back to life

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

dry wwere all dead wwhos to say its impossible

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

reality

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

it might be unavoidable

but id rather it not happen too

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

some a us come from realities wwhere such things are possible

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

pasqualo and fishbunjin are just filthy murders

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Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

what

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

hey i know you're listening from beyond the grave

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if you're gonna murder, do it with style bitches

don't just shoot people in the head with a shotgun

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 AM

if they were alive they would be very upset

er

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

do something fancy

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

wwhos to say

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

not as dead

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

like replace the floor with an ocean of lava so they fall right into it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

i mean theyre dead no wway to hear from em noww

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

or turn the sky into rocks or something

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

they probably have some strong words against you

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

you guys don't even know how to murder in fancy ways

no wonder you failed

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

maybe they feel remorse for their actions

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

smh

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

atleast I eat people

that's more than a shotgun

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

yeah

you're cool billy

don't you have like

a duck virus or something

that they get infected with when you bite them

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

what

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

way cooler than just trying to shoot people with a gun

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

alright if alt is cool wwith garfs idea though

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

uhh

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

i hope the french didnt pass anything on to you billy

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM

then i guess garf isnt in the wway a alts vvision

an if garf isnt in the wway a alts vvision

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 AM

Baba, if this duck virus thing is true, then we might have some problems.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 AM

then ivve no real reason to murder him

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 AM

well thats just for paradise

i still want power

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 AM

was there a duck virus?

I don't recall that

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 AM

my point is wwhether or not you wwant powwer it doesnt matter to me

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 AM

I don't think it ever existed.

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 AM

Billy

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 AM

it wwas about wwhat this place wwould become

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 AM

please

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 AM

i wwill cease my plans a killin you

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 AM

(in slasher it existed but I as billy pretended it didn't exist)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 AM

(yes, I know that)

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 AM

there's no duck virus

that would be awesome though

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 AM

...There better not. I did you a favor.

That required a lot of trust

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 AM

maybe you hate my guts garf an i wwouldnt blame you but im not pointin my rifle at you anymore at least

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 AM

that bone was delicious

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 AM

I guess that's nice to hear?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Hmmm, perhaps basing a society off of family guy would not be as "unbased" of an idea after all, especially when we can adjust reality to compensate

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Told ya i was persuasive

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Honestly, I think my position has switched.

Now I kind of think Garfield should get blasted

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM

lol

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM

L

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM

Its a bit obtuse of a proposal but the catbeast raises a point

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM

i think my takeawway is that paradise if it indeed exists is a fickle thing that wwould require a lotta testin an feedback to perfect

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM

That's more understandable

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM

Well we have eternity do we not?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM

exactly

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM

just like cartoons

cartoons are often experimental

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 AM

Reality can be experimental too.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 AM

so if wwe fuck up dry wwe can alwways just try again think of it in terms a eternity

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 AM

The problem is that this "fuck up" may have unrepairable consequences.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:22 AM

how

i think i might get what you mean but idk

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:22 AM

I can experiment with assaulting you right now and see how well it goes.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:22 AM

if alt can bring back the dead as theyvve implied then wwhos to say its impossible

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:22 AM

It either goes well or it doesn't. I have to experiment to see what would happen.

That's how reality can be experimental

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:23 AM

i see

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

But then there's the question of who we should bring back. Baba's against bringing back Pasqualo and the fish, do we consider that?

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

but what does that matter when cartoons are too

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

you shouldn't even consider it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

idgaf wwhether or not garf has powwer or if hell somehoww use his persuasivveness as he put it to get powwer from alt

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

they should not be brought back under any circumstances

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM

the fish was pretty cool but the pasq guy was kinda lame

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:25 AM

pasqualo tried to commit a murder suicide and kill like 8 people in the tree

very unbased

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:25 AM

i havve no definitivve opinions about wwhat paradise wwill look like i dont think because i could nevver evven really conceptualize such a thing

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:25 AM

well what do you like to do

i like to eat lasagna and kick dogs so in my cartoon i do that

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

i think you guys should just give me the god powers instead

i will turn every area into a chaotic mess and it will be funny

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

baba is god

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

i dont knoww if i could evver truly be content tbh

but again

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

what so you dont like anything

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

i havve an eternity to figure it out

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

But do you really have an eternity?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:27 AM

i dont like much man

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

i can almost hear pasqualo and the fishes souls screaming no from beyond the second grave

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Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

... this reminds me ... Is there an afterlife, after this one?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

i like military history dude wwhatre you gonna do givve me an entire plane filled wwith reenactments

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

Is there some kind of realm where the dead may converse with each other as we do now? Also as dead souls?

... double dead???

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

i mentioned this before it doesnt really make sense huh

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM

superhell

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 AM

maybe we're already living in a cartoon

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 AM

I remember a manfool once said, "you go to hell, before you die"

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:30 AM

i went after what the hell were they on about

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 02:30 AM

Hmmmm

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

please don't format a paradise around family guy

i say that both in character and out

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

wwell thinkin it ovver some more if wwevve all just really been able to kill each other as long as the system as is has been around there probably havve already been immeasurable fuckups

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

Retsuko with words of wisdom

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

wait

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

wwym in an outta character

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

you look like you're from a cartoon too though

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

...huh?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

are you a cat?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

~~are you playin some sorta part ret~~

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

I'm a raccoon

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

oh

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

wait no!

I'm a panda

what am I saying?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

...

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 AM

It's been a long day

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 AM

that mutation might be fuckin wwith your head im tellin you

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 AM

maybe

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 AM

You sure you're going to able to handle this Erika situation?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 AM

I'm going to do my best

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:35 AM

An explanation of what exactly you're going to do would also be helpful

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:35 AM

but yeah garf im sorry for plannin on murderin you you dont havve to forgivve me but id like to knoww if you do

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:36 AM

I'm, uh

...it's a side of myself I don't like showing to others

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:36 AM

vviolence is in my nature an ivve been practically starvved a it for a wwhile noww

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:36 AM

it's not something i really know how to talk about

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:37 AM

Well you could use words

Put together in a sentence to form a complete thought

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:37 AM

if she doesnt wwant to share idk howw far wwe should pry

ironic comin from me givven the wway i wwas talkin about her earlier but

i dunno

change a heart i guess

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:38 AM

But this could be pretty important. At the very least I would like to know the results of whatever Retsuko is going to do.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:38 AM

I'm going to be able to talk to him next phase

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

That's not exactly what I was hoping for

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

That's all

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

is this wwhat you need the microphone for

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

um, no

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

I would prefer to be in the same area as them.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:39 AM

is doin this gonna invvolvve the mutation in some wway

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:40 AM

...

you'll see

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:40 AM

yknoww wwhat if she stabs us in the ass on this wwe can make her pay for it ivve decided im beyond givvin a shit at this point

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:41 AM

please don't stab me...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:41 AM

that wwas just a figure a speech a course id nevver stab you

shoot you wwith a giant laser from this here rifle howwevver thatd depend

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:42 AM

Distant communication with Wayne/Erika isn't exactly what I wanted but we could make this work.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 02:42 AM

are you sure youre not a cat

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:42 AM

no pressure though

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:43 AM

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ i am a panda!!

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:44 AM

poor thing

an wwhatevver thing youre doin youre doin it this phase right

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:46 AM

yes

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:46 AM

alright then ill assist you one hundred percent

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:46 AM

???

I don't see how you could

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:46 AM

ivve got this neat powwer called true order

givves a person a huge boost at wwhatevver theyre tryin to do (+5) at the cost a my owwn performance that phase (-5)

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:47 AM

that's a really weird ability for someone who claimed they were trying to sabatoge someone's objective...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:48 AM

god gavve it to me alright i didnt start wwith it

part a my rewward for steppin in for the big man evven if alts the one callin the shots rn

an i mean yeah youre probably right but if god wwere feelin talkativve he could confirm for me

are you doubtin my goal or my powwer i wwonder

cuz i believve alt an dry can attest to the latter if not the former

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:50 AM

...u-um, okay, thank you then

You don't have to though...

I actually have a very large bonus that I'm going to use this phase

but...I could use all the help i could get for what I'm about to do

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:51 AM

ah really is that so

i dont think i havve much goin on rn so i wwill probably still do it but if somethin demands my full focus i might not if you insist

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:53 AM

Eridan, I'm curious...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:53 AM

yeah

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:53 AM

What would you do if I said I was going to attack someone this phase?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:53 AM

depends on wwho

im an advvocate for vviolence as a problem solvver in general but it seems like thats wway more frowwned upon in other societies than wwhere im from

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:55 AM

But what if I didn't specify who?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:56 AM

hmmhmhmhm

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:56 AM

Or if I said it was at random?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:56 AM

wwell randomly attackin says a bit unproductivve

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id be curious wwhy youd do somethin like that

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM

If you had to guess why I'd do that, what would be your guess?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM

is this a thought experiment

if you said to me eridan im gonna attack someone random in this room id assume you are angry

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:59 AM

you have a really funny sense of humor!

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Ha...ha

And what if I lied about my objective?

It doesn't seem like anyone has thought about it too much

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:00 AM

thatd be a real long con

i suppose youvve lied to me before about the wwalkie but eh it still doesnt strike me as particularly your style

maybe wwe could go talk about wwhatevvers on your mind ovver in the streets if you dont mind sayin it in front a brine an sup i mean i admitted to tryin to murder garf in front a them an they seemed relativvely unconcerned

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:02 AM

I wouldn't mind that at all.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

alright lets go

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to STREETS!

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

Well, that is certainly some statements to make

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from STREETS!

@Dry Chef

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Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

hello wwere back

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Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

welcome back

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

Did we miss anything?

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:26 AM

hi again

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:26 AM

(hello fishbunjin from beyond the grave)

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:26 AM

I'm assuming we didn't miss much then.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:27 AM

nope

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:27 AM

Anyway, what matters is we need to actually meet up with Wayne/Erika

Because of the supposed corruption problem

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:28 AM

im wwillin to bank on wwhatevver rets up to as i said

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:28 AM

It's possible Plague re-infected the Sanctuary unless anyone can prove otherwise

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So we need to discuss a meet up plan using .

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uhm...

was it the microphone?

I think it was the microphone

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And when we meet up, we can cure the corruption ourselves

Really it probably would have been easier if we could have just purified the tree.

Unfortunately some fool burnt it down

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If the guy wanted to cause a tragedy he could have at least gotten a higher kill count.

What a waste of energy

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM

At least he tried!

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:35 AM

wwait i realized somethin that doesnt matter much but it matters to me

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:35 AM

I do respect his attempt to commit to a murder suicide even if it completely failed

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:36 AM

i wwas thinkin maybe if pasq did poorly on his selfdestruct it mighta still killed him meanin my coin made no difference but then i realized it killin fish means my coin did help if evven a little

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:36 AM

Listening to that through the radio was quite sad.

I expected a dramatic scene and everything

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:36 AM

im assumin fishs objectivve wwas still not done

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM

Instead I got Pasqualo being an anticlimactic failure

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM

Have to admit that the murder-suicide attempt was kinda stylish too so you get some credit if you're still listening from beyond the grave pasqualo

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

someone should fix this wwalkie talkie so that it isnt listenin to inside a tree anymore

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

Wait Hilda can still hear us right?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

i mean probably maybe

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

Almost forgot about that

Huh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

no idea wwhere shes at though

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:39 AM

why are you flipping me off from beyond the double grave that was a compliment pasqualo

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:39 AM

are you seein spirits or somethin bab

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:40 AM

Yeah ofc im seeing spirits We ARE spirits

we're fucking dead bro

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:40 AM

no like

double spirits

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or wwhatevver you knoww wwhat i mean stop bein a smartass

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:41 AM

I don't lean towards any particular side in your conflict with Beast currently.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:41 AM

WHAT DOES E A N MEAN I DONT GET IT

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:41 AM

I am remaining neutral.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:41 AM

YES I AM SEEING DOUBLE SPIRITS

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

i havve decided that neutrality is based contrary to wwhat i wwas sayin back then btww i havve stopped givvin a shit an im proud of it

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

EVERY DIRECTION I LOOK

I SEE PASQUALO

WITH HIS MIDDLE FINGER UP

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Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

i mean we kinda sorted it out kinda sorta

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

sounds like survvivvors guilt to me bab

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

I THOUGHT I WAS THE TAUNTER BUT NOW IM THE TAUNTED

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THE FISH TOO

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

im sure bein in that tree wwhere multiple people died wwas traumatic

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 AM

I'd rather see what happens with Altered Beast in charge before I advocate another revolution.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

Do we need to do an exorcism? Baba seems to having some problems

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

So what's the plan for LLL now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

probably an unofficial disbandin a some sort but im thankful for the servvice a you an bab

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

you know what pasqualo and the fish

im throwing your bodies off the cube

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you cant flip me off anymore after that

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:44 AM

Wait Baba

Only throw one of the bodies off

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:44 AM

i wont let you haunt me FOREVER

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:44 AM

Split them up

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That would teach them

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:44 AM

you guysre crazy theyre double dead an cant hurt you

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this is wwhats knowwn as livvin in your head rent free i believve

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:45 AM

one of them could still do it if i did that

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:45 AM

I'm just trying to help Baba tackle their inner conflicts

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:45 AM

im not good at handling visions of double spirits

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:45 AM

then just leavve ngl

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:45 AM

MAYBE THEY COULD

WHAT IF ONE OF THEM COMES BACK TO LIFE

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WHAT DO WE DO THEN ERIDAN

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:46 AM

Probably talk it out

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:46 AM

youvve advvocated for alt not bringin em back im not wworried

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:46 AM

Only I can do such a thing you know

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 03:46 AM

they'd want you dead, honestly

er

more dead

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:47 AM

(p o sungales s sos i b l e)

(well said)

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Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:47 AM

I vote in favor of them remaining dead, just for the record.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

id forgivve fish since wwe had a pushup competition but pasq wwas kind of a fuck

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

why did altered beast get more god powers anyway

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

Quite the manfool

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

They were both pretty violent.

It's a bit more peaceful now.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

Well, I wanted to

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

we just got the fucking blessing thing

that's not even that useful

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 AM

oh you got the same blessin thing i did bab

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

It's probably having the blessing of above and of below

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

like the +5 -5 thing

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

oh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

or did you not

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

I received that

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM

wait so could luci still give their blessing

or is there none of that left

what would happen if i got both as well

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:50 AM

... probably gain the same powers as I, if she was still handing such a thing out I suppose

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:51 AM

yes i did too

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:51 AM

(yall fucked) (~~this is true we fucked offscreen and thats how we got our powers~~)

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Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:51 AM

hmm

alt can YOU give the blessing to people

since you're like both of them now

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:52 AM

Didn't seem like it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:53 AM

wwish there wwas a wway to use my action to locate the togamis

anyone got a togami tracker handy

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:53 AM

i really wanna see what would happen if i got the blessings too

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 03:53 AM

Nope.

Haven't seen em either.

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

i wouldn't get in the way of alts paradise plan or whatever though

we must simply craft a great mystery

if they're just like a deformed erika or something

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

no one has a perfect paradise plan yet its gonna take a lotta trial an error

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

they'll hear about it and come over here all arrogant

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Do we kill someone then?

And make it mysterious

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

saying that simply by this this level of reasoning is possible for furudo erika bluh bluh

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

so she is a detective?

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

yes!

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Okay

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

a very great detective

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

Well I think I should still be fine

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

does anyone have chopsticks

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM

i doubt she is THE detectivve yeah

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

she really likes chopsticks

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

given the talk we had earlier

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

like

to the point that its almost concerning actualy

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Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

I'm, not sure how to transfer this blessing

Or if I even can

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

Well

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

wwe could probably make some chopsticks from the tree but i wwouldnt eat anythin usin those

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

If I could I could mediate the catbeast situation better perhaps

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:57 AM

oh you wwouldnt evven knoww howw to givve garf the goods evven if you wwere wwillin

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:57 AM

Perhaps that could be a true test of my abilities, a way to give this power to others....

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:57 AM

You could jist try and find out

If you try to transfer the blessing to me I'll follow you and I promise I can give it back if it actually works and maybe then you can work with Garfield better

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:58 AM

Why do you want the blessing so much in particular?

If anything I should test such a thing on the catbeast itself

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:58 AM

I mean honestly I just wanna see what happens

Plus

It would be pretty cool to like

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:58 AM

bab did say earlier that theyd wwant to make this place chaotic

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

hey that was a joke

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

remember

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

i just wanna try and see if i can use the speech thing

and talk to everyone for a phase

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

I have a distaste for more than a little trolling you know

If you have a message I can gladly send it out you know

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

surprised you can handle hangin out wwith a real life troll then tbh

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:59 AM

it wouldn't be a lot of trolling

only a miniscule amount of trolling

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:00 AM

we do a little trolling.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:00 AM

any activvity i partake in is immediately one hundred percent trollin if you think about it

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:00 AM

it is not a message i can simply give id have to say it myself

for extra impact

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 04:00 AM

A microscopic amount of trolling

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:00 AM

Can we send a message to Erika?

Just tell her to come back here

I have holy water

It'll solve her problems

And hopefully the corruption will be no more

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

in spite a wwhat she wwas sayin she might not actually wwant her problems solvved

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

I may have been too threatening with my earlier message for her to trust such a thing

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

It wasn't that threatening...

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

let me think back on wwhat it wwas

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

Also besides

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

yeah no it wwasnt clearly threatenin you wwere just sayin you wwanted her

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

I can already do that

If I wanted

I mean look at this area now

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:02 AM

im just sayin youvve showwn capacity an desire to troll

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:02 AM

We're on a bunch of cubes

then maybe I'll do a little more trolling

it would be even easier to do that if my ability was at full strength

but alas

i have to turn words into items first

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:03 AM

oh right

i wwas about to ask

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:03 AM

i remember back in my PRIME i could just swap any words in the area description

didn't even have to be grammatically correct

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:03 AM

that sounds scary

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:04 AM

the howling of the GOLD was the only thing i regret

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:04 AM

the univverse decided to nerf bab lol

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:04 AM

very annoying

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yes it made me sad

i would've done so much trolling if i could've swapped anything..

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:05 AM

im thankful my goal this time around wwasnt kill all landdwwellers the wway it wwas durin the gone fishin thing that wwoulda been like impossible

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:05 AM

eridan do you think everyone has atleast one coin by now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

nah i nevver met rip face to face

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

who

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

the lady wwith the alien pet

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

Ripley

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

oh your shortening confused me

ripley was pretty cool

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

does somethin happen when everyone gets a coin

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

ballin even

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:06 AM

surprised you arent used to it yet bab

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:07 AM

can i dismantle capitalism now

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:07 AM

not that im awware of garf probably more like idle curiosity from bab

an i mean i guess im not really super benefittin from the coins anymore

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:07 AM

an area made of entirely coins is very pretty

and shiny

you should've seen the sanctuary earlier

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

i mean thats kinda wwhat my horde back home looks like yknoww

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

is that like organized though

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

nah its more like piles i guess

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

imagine a building made entirely of coins though wouldn't that be sick

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

yeah that sounds cool

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 AM

or a town made entirely of coins

there's a town in purgatory right i wonder if i can do that

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Oh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

i thought you wwere more expectin me to be impressed by the sheer amount a gold

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

A big metal orb crashed into the village

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

oh right i forgot about that

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

what the fuck

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

too caught up in all the goins on here

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

It came from Hell apparently

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

big metal orb?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Yep

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:09 AM

That's the sun

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:10 AM

Kind of suspected that

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:10 AM

i suppose thats not ovverly surprisin all things considered yeah

i guess vv1 wwas feelin vvengeful or somethin

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:10 AM

Vengeful against the village?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:10 AM

nah against the sun i mean

knocked it clean out the park

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

(I just realized the joke)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

Well of course, but V1 didn't have to send it to Purgatory

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

(And what his objective probably is)

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

maybe it wwasnt super deliberate idk

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

Um...

that was

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

wwhats up ret

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

actually me

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

howw wwhat

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:11 AM

excuse me

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:12 AM

So you see what happened what

was

The sun was crashed in hell

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:12 AM

yeah

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:12 AM

and there was a control panel that came out of the sun

it looked cool...

so I messed with it a little and

...yeah

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:12 AM

...

So you messed with an unknown control panel

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:12 AM

I thought it was broken!

I was just testing it to see if it worked

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:13 AM

Where one of the buttons could have very well blown us all up

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:13 AM

dry you gotta realize a lotta people around here are less wwary than you

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:13 AM

I honestly didn't know if it would do anything

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:13 AM

Maybe the dead bodies over there have it lucky

They don't have to deal with this chaos anymore

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:14 AM

but we're dead

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:14 AM

a skeleton in the afterlife pityin the dead

or rather

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:14 AM

is that supposed to be a haiku?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:14 AM

wwishin he wwere dead

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:15 AM

because that's not a haiku

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:15 AM

it wwas to showw my enunciation

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:15 AM

I wasn't kidding about simply telling Erika to come here by the way.

Seemed like we glossed over that

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:15 AM

epic haiku fail!

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:16 AM

shut up garf i bet your haikus suck

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:16 AM

nuh uh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:16 AM

yuh huh

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:16 AM

...

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:19 AM

damn why are you so judgemental

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:20 AM

HE STARTED IT

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:20 AM

yeah and you don't need the sas

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:21 AM

i also dont need this rifle that doesnt mean i dont wwant it vvery vvery much

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:21 AM

let me eat it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:21 AM

no youre not eatin the legendary rifle ahabs crosshairs

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:21 AM

Wait you didn't need the rifle

I thought that was the whole point of that search. To get something we need.

Is it really just a hunk of junk?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:22 AM

eh more like the thing wwe wwanted most right

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:22 AM

"we" is a lot of people

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:22 AM

an no callin it the legendary piece a shit is a joke

its vvery powwerful

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:23 AM

Really?

Prove it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:23 AM

are you askin me to demonstrate the giant laser

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:23 AM

What else could I be asking

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Eridan fires a laser into the night sky provided that's allowed I guess.

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:24 AM

("provided that's allowed I guess" lmao)

Sorry I wasn't looking

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Like I mean that's an attack or whatever y'know.

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Did you do something?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:25 AM

you knoww i cant necessarily attack wwith this thing till its action time

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:25 AM

Just shoot someone then. Easy

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:26 AM

if you keep up this behavvior maybe ill shoot you ngl

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:26 AM

Oh really?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:26 AM

thought id try a joke howwd i do

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:27 AM

I was about to tell you to do it

So not that well

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:29 AM

Ahab's Crosshairs looks something like this when fired.

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:29 AM

(oh damn)

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:37 AM

I can see the pixels on that shit

why is so low quality

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:39 AM

you can see the pixels on bab too

so forgivve me if i just got my belovved rifle back an wwas lookin for a reason to fire it giant lasers are kickass

yknoww if i wwanted to make sure my objectivve wwas secure wwe could like go kill either sup or brine rn im assumin brine needs to get sup in that electric chair to complete their objectivve

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:44 AM

I thought Brine was looking for their chickens?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:44 AM

wwere they idk

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:44 AM

Unless I misunderstood them

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:44 AM

their chickens ysay

havvent seen any chickens around to my recollection

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 AM

Technically they didn’t say chickens they said “chimkens” but I just assumed that was a mispronunciation.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 AM

still wwhat wwould you think a doin that are you dowwn for that rodeo

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:47 AM

Doing what?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:47 AM

killin one a them

probably brine actually

just in case sup doesnt actually havve somethin to do wwith brines objectivve like i had assumed

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:48 AM

Does Brine have a coin?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:48 AM

dont think so no

sup has a couple but again my objectivve is twwo fuckin wwords destroy hope anythin past that about howw it wworks is pure speculation on my part

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:49 AM

Wait that was it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:49 AM

(though some of the description implies this is done by ruining objectives)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:50 AM

(oh okay)

I hope you have good intuition then

One moment

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:54 AM

wwb

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:54 AM

Brine is planning to go to Greed with Superb

Brine has not completed their objective

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:54 AM

oh fuck

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:54 AM

Maybe someone could try restraining Brine?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:55 AM

you cant tell me that an expect me to not fire a rifle at one a those twwo yeah but lets keep this kinda quiet i dont wwant them knowwin

lll if i can call on you for one last favvor

id like to engage in quite a bit a trollin

( @Abraham Lincoln @Altered Yeast @Lelouch vi Britannia for your consideration)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:56 AM

I thought your group disbanded though.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:56 AM

(also @Bernkastel when you're online)

i knoww but i gavve em coins maybe my wwords still havve some swway

its not like the social bonds just ceased to be in that moment yknoww

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 04:57 AM

What sort of trolling?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:57 AM

Pouncing on some poor soul

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:57 AM

im not sure if my objectivve counts as done an id like to keep brine from doin theirs to make sure mine is

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:58 AM

are we murdering brine

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:58 AM

youvve all completed your goals wwith my help right

restrain em kill em same difference

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 04:58 AM

Where are they anyways?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:59 AM

Streets

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:59 AM

if wwere killin though i wwanna do that part wwith this baby Eridan pats Ahab's Crosshairs.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 04:59 AM

brutal.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:59 AM

yeah theyre right dowwnstairs

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 04:59 AM

Do we know their objective?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:00 AM

wwe knoww its not done an that the twwo a them are headed to greed next round for context sup killed brine wwith an electric chair an theres an electric chair in greed

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:00 AM

Do you really need me to kill that thing?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:00 AM

So we need to stop Brine from making it to Greed?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:00 AM

im not sayin anythin for certain

but yeah probably

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:01 AM

There’s a solid chance their objective could involve the electric chair if it isn’t their chickens

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 05:01 AM

I could just order them to go somewhere that isn't greed.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:02 AM

(btw are you still wearing the mask in character)

(and can you answer the age old question of what is the mask for)

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 05:02 AM

(no I took it off during the interview)

(Watch code geass)

(:))

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:03 AM

btww your face doesnt fill me wwith burnin hatred so good job on that zer

(

)

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 05:04 AM

(It's literally just a mask to have a secret identity btw lol)

Thanks, I suppose...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 AM

lets see that plan wworks if you could order them to stay put again i really wwanna showw off this rifle i dont wwant dry thinkin its garbage

or wwait wwould it be better to havve them movve farther awway

if you movve em awway from the objectivve at my behest am i destroyin hope

gah howw to livve up to this stupid destiny a mine

alright ivve decided yeah you tell em to stay put i wwant it to be possible they succeed if i fail to finish em off just so that no one out there can claim uhh no actually uhh eridan didnt fulfill the prophecy zer did that thatd be lame

yknoww wwhat im sayin am i makin any sense

an i suppose i dont need all hands on deck if youre busy heh get it pirate

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 05:15 AM

Alright, I'll just tell brine to remain at the streets then.

After that it's up to you.

Shall I head there now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:15 AM

i wwas gonna hold off till later just to maybe catch em off guard

they might get suspicious if we linger dowwn there yknoww

but if you wwant to go ahead an chat em up thats fine

tell em youre headed to greed for some reason maybe put em at ease as to wwhy youre dowwn there

then right before phase transition blammo i showw up an its too late for them to do anythin

maybe ill go earlier than that actually

wwait ivve got a better idea

im gonna tell em im spendin my action invvestigatin that cocoon for hints

alright yeah im gonna go ahead an go

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:18 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 06:51 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 01:59 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to STREETS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM

Superb

2.5/3 HP

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

boo

1

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to STREETS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 PM

Is Alt available at the moment?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 PM

Is something going on down there?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 PM

Not really

But I'd like to have a back up plan in case this microphone idea doesn't work out

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 PM

...

in case I don't see you again, what would you like me to tell him?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 PM

Not sure if I have anything to say to him.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 PM

I mean in general, not from you directly

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:22 PM

Ah

To be here Phase 12 if possible

Or alternatively, to be at Purgatory.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:23 PM

why?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 PM

I'd like to meet them in person again

It's been a while

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 PM

...ok :)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:25 PM

What's your plan for getting the microphone by the way?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:25 PM

I'll make do

I don't really need one, it's just cooler if I had one

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:26 PM

Oh...

You were talking as if it was a requirement..

Almost forgot!

If they're at Sanctuary next phase

tell them not to touch the water

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 PM

?? Is something wrong with it?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 PM

Yes

Or at least there's a high chance that the pool is corrupted

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 PM

What makes you say that?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 PM

...Intuition

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 PM

...hehe

you're not the only one who's not explaining things

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:30 PM

Well it's quite simple

I have a jar of purified water

That's a guarantee

It's not a guarantee that the water at the Sanctuary is still purified

I'd even say it's very likely that it gets corrupted this phase.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 PM

that's a very strong intuition

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:33 PM

Plague is capable of corrupting the pool.

And she already did it once

If she sees that her work has been undone, she'll probably re-infect it to spite everyone else.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 PM

I see

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 PM

And there's about a 50/50 chance that Plague is at Sanctuary right now

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 PM

who undid it?

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 PM

Alt

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 02:34 PM

Wow...

that's really neat

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:35 PM

It was impressive, but those powers may not work on live beings.

Given all these factors, I think it would be best that we bring Erika to our jar

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:08 PM

sooooooooooooooooo

Alt

Looks like you liked my idea

What happens now

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:32 PM

Alrighty then

I’ll be back in a second

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:32 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Boo

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 04:38 PM

(then garfield, along with catra and all of weezer arrived)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:38 PM

(Most did weezer

)

1

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from STREETS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

hey

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:48 PM

hey just thought id see if you guys wwere bein more excitin up here

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:48 PM

Not much

We’re just chilling

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from STREETS!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

just waiting for alt to answer this

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

boo

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

AAAAAA

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:52 PM

no

plague was just here last phase

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:52 PM

what?

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:52 PM

on their way there tho

they went to pleroma

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 PM

I guess that's nice to know then

That could make the next phase troublesome then if Plague goes to Sanctuary

If Plague does try to infect the water again, we have to make sure those who want to be cleansed get in and out of the pool before that happens.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:02 PM

alt could come along to disinfect for final phase but idk if thats wworth their time

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:03 PM

Probably not. Though if we go to Purgatory we'd have the most options

Presuming we want to actually confront Erika/Wayne in person

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:04 PM

if it needed to be said im followwin brine wwherevver they may end up goin

i wwish you luck but this is likely the last time wwell be in the same area dry

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:05 PM

So your weapon is a hunk of junk?

And now you're trying to run awau

1

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:05 PM

wwhat the fuck

my wweapon aint a hunk a junk

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:05 PM

savage

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:05 PM

an im not runnin awway

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:05 PM

I plan to create a microphone and some kind of device to assist both of us in this area @Abraham Lincoln

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 PM

Weren't you going to prove it? Going off somewhere else doesn't do that does it?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 PM

As to how successful I will be in that, time can only tell

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 PM

What kind of device

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 PM

if you wwanna see me fire it be dowwn at the streets then

or does your action wwhatevver it may be require you to be here dry

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:07 PM

I don't have anything I have to do

So my schedule's open

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:07 PM

Hear me out catbeast

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:07 PM

then be there or be square i guess

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:07 PM

"monarchy-copier-inator"

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM

wha

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM

monarchy is kinda cringe everyone should just be given god powers

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM

id head back dowwn after sayin that but noww im curious about wwhat the hell alt is talkin about

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM

Well, if this device I envision works, we can do precisely that sheepbeasst

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:09 PM

I mean it’s similar to the cartoon idea

I’m not apposed to it but do you really think that’s possible

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

i suppose it doesnt concern me too much an i dont wwanna keep zer wwaitin so

back i go

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to STREETS!

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

I'll follow along then

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to STREETS!

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

I do not know it is impossible unless I try

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

Are you capable of creating such a machine?

Or are you just trying to distract me?

Is your plan to distract me with the prospect of shared power to temporarily make up for your broken promise just to stab me in the back again perhaps?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:25 PM

Is there nothing I can do to regain your trust then?

Perhaps I don't try, and only I remain with the power for eternity

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:26 PM

There is something you can do

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 05:27 PM

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:27 PM

You claim that you ultimately want equal powers for all, that a simplified version but that’s the gist of it right?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:28 PM

Yes, that would be ideal

Since the powers seemed to exclusive when I received them I assumed that they were impossible to give

1

But, since I have not tested it, I do not know for sure

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:31 PM

Well I believe that by breaking our deal you truly don’t believe in this at all.

You could just be planning on holding all of this power yourself forever. You haven’t proved that you believe in this plan at all.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:34 PM

You seem to be the main person casting doubt on it

I'm doing this act for you catbeast, if you do not want it, I will simply not do it,

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:36 PM

It’s easy to see through hollow words. Maybe the rest of them just haven’t opened their eyes yet.

If you truly want to regain my trust, I believe you need to follow through with the plan.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:38 PM

Then I shall

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Not the plan for paradise, our original plan

If you want to regain my trust, give me half of your power. If you do so, I’ll make sure along side you that our plan of paradise gets seen through.

I’m afraid I cannot trust you otherwise.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 05:40 PM

Deal

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 05:41 PM

cool

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 07:01 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 08:08 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743245660937257052/875773427389202432/image0-6.gif

...Baba runs into Fishbunjin's body!

It goes flying off the cube, into the streets below.

1

God..? BOT 20-Aug-21 08:15 PM

Altered beast starts to focus.

With seemingly little effort, she summons a microphone in front of herself!

Altered beast suddenly turns towards Garfield, and... starts convulsing?

1

Her flesh begins to rip, tear, and change, as something begins to materialize in front of her.

1

It begins as just a shape, a cube, but expands outwards, growing ridges, spines, and... an odd indentation in the center.

With a sigh, the beast collapses, it's work done.

1

In front of it sits a... sort of fleshy machine, jagged, bony appendages jarring out at seemingly random locations. It is making a strange whirring noise.

As the machine rests, Altered Beast's flesh mends itself, back to... the mostly whole form it once had.

Billy, entirely ambivalent to the situation, chugs his bottle of the Last Dab.

...

Unsatisfied, Billy eats the bottle it came in, too.

Garfield seems a bit shocked by this all happening. He goes over to a rain CUBE, and...

Kinda just sits there.

It looks like he's too lazy to do... whatever he was initially thinking of.

Oh well.

I guess he didn-

1

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Retsuko walks up to the remnants of the tree.

She closes her eyes, faces the tree, and is silent for a minute...

When she turns around, her facial expression has completely changed!

She's pissed, and she's shouting and screaming wildly.

It's like... She's screaming in song form?

https://youtu.be/F_cdeFX-pMI

RichaadEB - Topic

Aggretsuko Theme

1

"SHITHEADS! IDIOTS! YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE"

The mutation that covers half of her body reaches out, grasping for the tree.

And although it is dead and burnt...

Part of the tree reaches back.

In the blink of an eye, Retsuko is gone, and the tree is growing once more.

1

New bark grows all over the tree, covering it up, and dozens of new roots sprout from the main body, burrowing into the ground.

...it looks like this takes the tree a considerable amount of effort, though. Whilst it's bigger than before, and you can see roots sprouting from the ground far off in the distance, the main body sags, wilted.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Billy stayed here.

Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.

Fishbunjin moved to ???

Retsuko stayed here.

Altered Beast stayed here.

Garfield stayed here.

Baba moved to purgatory

-----Phase 11----- CUBETOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. The tree seems to have been reawakened, although weakened. It's throbbing an angry shade of red, continually sprouting more tendrils and driving them into the ground. In less horrific news, you're stood on a CUBE! A series of white CUBES float in the sky - no idea how they're kept afloat! One CUBE off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain CUBE that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain CUBE is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the CUBES, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove. You could probably return via some of the dead roots. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878012836247396362/878362380105580604/latest.png

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Hilda

3/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

Sean Evans

1.5/3 HP

Retsuko

1/3 HP

Billy

3/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

@Spy @Nagisa Furukawa @Pasqualo Trianglini @Arcueid Brunestud @No Face @Altered Yeast @Abraham Lincoln ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings... Altered Beast has:

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp? Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM

uh

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Hey, hi there Garfield.

... Weezer and Catra returned by your side?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:16 PM

they never left

Yo alt can you explain what you just did

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:16 PM

Must've misunderstood.

@Nikola Orsinov (where's the hot ones shop in the area desc?)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM

I feel like you probably betrayed me or something but I have no clue

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM

There is a hot ones shop in this area! It's offering free wings!

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM

Oh, there's already some drama between the two rulers of this new "paradise"?

... Geez, calm down.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM

Quack.

What's up.

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM

A grease stain farted on me and I'm slowly dying, but besides that, not much.

You?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM

I just chugged the entire bottle of the last dab

and the bottle too

pretty good

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:21 PM

You animal.

Quite literally.

Were the french tasty?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:22 PM

oh they were DELICIOUS.

I would if saved you a bite, but France was self-destructed

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Oh well.

I'm not much of a cannibal anyways.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:26 PM

hey, you look abit different

were you always glowing?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM

Right, to put in words you can understand, I ate the sun.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM

oh that's sick

I should try that

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM

Too late, there's no more sun to eat.

I'm the hottest being alive, or dead.

Who cares, this is all already too confusing.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:31 PM

huh.

that was smooth

also, why is this place garfield

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 09:32 PM

Megalomania, probably.

They did name themselves the new gods of the afterlife or whatever.

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 09:40 PM

(the machine of altered flesh is also here, i forgot to put that in the description)

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:53 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

@Spy

Billy instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans instantly moved to STREETS!

@Spy

Billy appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Billy

3/3 HP

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:07 PM

I'm back

what's up

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE CONSUMED EVERYTHING. I HAVE BECOME THE TREE THAT MR. TOGAMI COULD NOT BECOME. AND I CAN PERFORM AN ACTION IN EVERY AREA. I CAN EVEN TALK WITH THE DEAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS HELP IN THEIR OBJECTIVE NEED ONLY ASK FOR ANYTHING AND I WILL HELP YOU - BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD. THIS WILL BE MY LAST ACTION BEFORE I DIE.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

can I eat you?

that's my objective

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

...

YOU HAVE AN OBJECTIVE?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

no

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

okay rude

now you're actually making me consider eating you

I'm in the mood for dessert

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:55 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:56 PM

you ready to talk yet alt

well you know where to find me

when ur ready to like explain urself or whatever

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:57 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM

ahem

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Ah, yes

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM

what

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM

This device that I conjured shall do the deed

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM

kill me?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM

No, transfer my power

If it eases you, I can go by the business end of it first, I myself am not sure of it's operation

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:17 PM

i think its reasonable to say i dont trust this

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Do you have a better idea for me to right my wrongs?

I aim to fulfill the promise made

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:18 PM

hmm

can i ask you a question first

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:18 PM

You may

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Are you truly the leader of Heaven and Hell?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:19 PM

As far as I can tell

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM

They possibly could.

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:21 PM

What are you suggesting?

That I have failed? That this power is but a ruse to satiate me?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:22 PM

This theory may have no bearings, but I believe God and Luci may just be making you believe you are the the "leader" of this place.

Do you know the extent of your power?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:22 PM

I can alter the realm, I can command lesser souls, and I can broadcast messages

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:23 PM

I guess that does technically count as a leader if thats all true...

How much can you alter?

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:24 PM

I turned god's area into a lush forest

I purified the water in the sanctuary, and I created this, machine

To be perfectly honest I don't wanna go in it either like there must've been some monkey's paw in my final meal

If you believe there is more power for God to give, I would gladly go there with you and demand it by force to be given to you

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:27 PM

But heres the thing

hes literally god

are you going to kill him?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:27 PM

@Altered Yeast WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Well, you've killed kings before

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:27 PM

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:27 PM

I think we want to kill God

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:28 PM

tf no i havent

Altered Beast BOT 20-Aug-21 11:28 PM

(Work break over brb back to the Amazon mines)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:28 PM

bye bye

oops wrong mention

tf no i havent

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:28 PM

@Altered Yeast IF YOU WANT TO KILL A GOD YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE ME TO GET TO DEATH

IN FRANCE

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:29 PM

wait what

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:29 PM

wha

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:29 PM

I thought France was gone?

it was destroyed

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:30 PM

THE DEAD ARE IN FRANCE

BTW PEOPLE ARE SAYING YOU ATE FRANCE BILLY IS THAT TRUE

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM

yes

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM

and i blew it up

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM

the entire population of France is in my stomach

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM

OK GOOD TO KNOW

THAT'S NOT WHERE THE DEAD PEOPLE ARE RIGHT?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM

they deserved it.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:32 PM

...WAIT A SECOND

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:32 PM

I don't eat corpses.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM

THIS RELAM IS CONFUSING

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:34 PM

why are you able to view France

it's gone

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:35 PM

I CAN SEE WHERE FRANCE WAS

THE DEAD ARE THERE

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:36 PM

why

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:36 PM

IDK ASK DEATH

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:39 PM

how

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 11:54 PM

hey death, why are you in france

Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 12:15 AM

they haven't responded

what the hell, panda

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 01:12 AM

We might as well try killing God

The worst that happens is that we end up in whatever "death" place the bearbeast is describing

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 02:51 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:15 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 03:15 AM

Garfield

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:34 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero appeared from STREETS!

Zero has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 03:34 AM

Zero

2.5/3 HP

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 03:35 AM

boo

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:40 AM

Just checking in here

Not much going on I see.

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 03:41 AM

‍♂️

Hilda BOT 21-Aug-21 03:41 AM

...So I guess I missed a lot while I was gone. Anyway, you said you're able to help people with their objectives? Well, a lot's clearly happened since then, but when I first came here, I was looking to catch some Pokemon and have a friendly battle with someone! I managed to get Billy and Eridan to be my Pokemon, but I'm still looking for that battle! Since Billy's here, and I assume Eridan is at the streets, how about we have a friendly battle?

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:41 AM

YOU AND ME?

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 03:42 AM

eridan isn’t at the streets

I mean homestuck

Hilda BOT 21-Aug-21 03:42 AM

Oh. Well that's okay because I have Billy with me.

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:42 AM

HOW DID YOU GET BILLY TO AGREE TO BE A POKEMON?

Hilda BOT 21-Aug-21 03:42 AM

Anyway, yeah Retsuko, you and me!

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:42 AM

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A HERCULEAN TASK

Hilda BOT 21-Aug-21 03:43 AM

Billy just casually went along with it. I didn't even have to ask! It seems the prospect of being able to eat other Pokemon was enough motivation to go along with it.

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:44 AM

Eridan is currently at Greed

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:44 AM

OK...I AGREE!

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:44 AM

By the way whats happening at Greed Retsuko? You can see everything right?

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:44 AM

THIS SOUNDS FUN

WILL I BE A TRAINER WITH POKEMON OR A POKEMON?

YES I HAVE CONSUMED EVERYTHING

SO MANY SENSATIONS

ITS HARD TO TELL WHAT IS HAPPENING

EVERYTHING HURTS SO MUCH

@Lelouch vi Britannia BRINE AND SUPERB ARE ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING ABOUT DYING IT IS CONFUSING

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:47 AM

seems about right

I hope Eridan is doing well there

Hilda BOT 21-Aug-21 03:49 AM

I'm...not sure actually! I think it's closer to you being a Pokemon! When we're in our battle, you and my Pokemon each get 1.5 mock hearts as your health! But what makes this really interesting is that both you and my Pokemon get one extra action during your respective turns!

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 03:49 AM

...

WOW

DO THOSE MOCK HEARTS STAY AFTER THE PHASE?

ACTUALLLLLLLALAAAAA

AAAAAA

SORRY

OK, I ACCEPT THIS DUEL

I WILL ATTACK @Spy THIS PHASE

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:58 AM

Not much left to do here so I'll be at the streets if you need me.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:59 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero instantly moved to STREETS!

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 04:06 AM

So, you will not be assisting us in killing god bearbeast?

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 04:13 AM

killing who?

i mean

ahem

KILLING WHO?

DO YOU MEAN DEATH?

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT MYSELF, THAT'S ON YOU IF YOU WANNA GO FOR THAT

BY THE WAY

IF YOUR DEFINITION OF GOD IS SOMEONE THAT HAS COME FROM THE DEAD THEN YOU MIGHT BE IN LUCK

BECAUSE SOME DEAD PEOPLE ARE ABLE TO USE ME TO CLIMB UP HERE

Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 04:28 AM

HAHHAAH

I HAVE MY FINAL FEAST

THIS FUCKING TREE

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 04:37 AM

Hmmmmrph

Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 12:58 PM

Quack.

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 05:25 PM

sooo

is this machine gunna alter me or somethin

1 sec

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 05:26 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to STREETS!

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from STREETS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 05:27 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 05:36 PM

If you still wish to use it

Otherwise, we prepare to go attack and dethrone God

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 05:40 PM

can i do both

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 05:45 PM

Well, I was going to revive one of the corpses here to assist us, I'll see if I can also use the machine so the transfer of power is there

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 05:47 PM

ighgt

make sure its the fish

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 05:51 PM

@Altered Yeast THERE IS NOO NEEED

THEY ARE COMING DOWN

OR UM, UP

WHEN I EXPANDED I CONNECTED THEIR RELAM TO OURS

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 05:52 PM

... okay then

How about weapons then, I can conjure such things

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 05:54 PM

i dont need a weapon

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 05:56 PM

Fine, I'll make one for myself then

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM

@Altered Yeast THE FISH WANTS YOU TO REANIMATE HIM AFTER ALL

1

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 06:01 PM

It will be done

Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 06:01 PM

IT WILL PROBABLY BE PRETTY HECKING COOL

Altered Beast BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Hmrph, I suppose it could be described as "awe-some"

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:02 PM

LOCK

God..? BOT 21-Aug-21 07:17 PM

The Altered Beast goes over to fishbunjin's corpse, and... Bites it!

Almost immediately, the corpse of fishbunjin begins to arise!

It doesn't quite look like fishbunjin. In fishbunjin's prime, at least. The flesh is torn and altered.

But whatever it is, it looks pretty dang sturdy! And very much alive.

...

To celebrate it's life, altered fishbunjin begins flexing.

1

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874410351599435816/877682760377069649/image0.gif

Garfield seems to be waiting for something.

...

Looks like nothing happened.

Dissapointed, he goes over to Altered Beast's... machine.

Cautiously, he touches the indent...

IT SUCKS HIS HAND IN!

HE TRIES TO RECOIL, BUT IT PULLS HIM IN FURTHER!

IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, GARFIELD IS COMPLETELY ENCASED IN A COCOON OF FLESH AND BONE!

...

the cocoon convulses

...

Suddenly, the cocoon starts to shrink and compress!

It continues to lessen in size, until..?

Is that orange fur poking out?

Garfield emerges, seemingly unscathed.

As he rises, the flesh of the cocoon seems to almost merge with his own flesh and fur.

Until... there is no cocoon. Only a moderately shocked Garfield.

https://tenor.com/view/whats-that-garfield-huh-what-confused-gif-19321159

Suddenly, something hits Garfield on the head!

Is it... a musket?

1

Snapping out of his shock, Garfield gleefully grabs it!

Altered Beast, noting the... "success" of the machine, begins... chanting?

No, not just chanting, singing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7ii3Ir-no&ab_channel=FlightlessRecords

Flightless Records

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Gamma Knife

Who knew she had such a great singing voice?

As they sing, something seems to appear in front of them!

Is it...

It's a GAMMA KNIFE!!!

Altered Beast ends her song and takes the knife.

Hilda then points towards Retsuko, and..!

"RETSUKO! I LET'S BATTLE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VHvOeuy_Ak

Pokeli

Pokemon Black/White - Battle! Trainer Music (HQ)

"Billy! Attack Retsuko!"

Billy runs up to Retsuko, and uses Bite!

It's super effective!

A fleshy tendril emerges from Retsuko's sides, and..!

Grabs Billy by the foot!

hey, that's not allowed in a Pokemon battle...

It looks like Retsuko doesn't care!

She picks up Billy, swings him around!

Around and around, until..!

SHE THROWS HIM OUT OF THE CLOUDTOPS!

1

...past purgatory...

...past the rooftops...

...

Billy is out of sight.

1

Hilda is shocked.

Even more shockingly, Pasqualo walks up from...

1

Well, uhh.

1

Somewhere.

"Sup."

1

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 08:47 PM

...a single shot rings out from Pleroma. A few seconds after, the roots of the tree begin to wilt, before crumbling to dust that scatters on the wind. Eventually, the tree itself begins to dissipate. The body of a small red panda can be seen on the floor after it all, a serene look on her face.

1

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Hilda stayed here.

Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.

Retsuko stayed here.

Altered Beast moved to pleroma

Billy moved to ???

Garfield moved to pleroma

-----Phase 12----- CUBETOPS CUBETOPS Wow, what a view! You're in a castle, floating in the sky. There's a large tree in the center... that's no ordinary tree. It's made of flesh and bone and bark, and stretches as far as you can see into the sky. The tree seems to be dead and decaying. In less horrific news, you're stood on a CUBE! A series of white CUBES float in the sky - no idea how they're kept afloat! One CUBE off in the distance looks like it's... not quite dissipating, but falling apart. It looks like you could tear off a chunk. There's another nearer rain CUBE that periodically releases lightning. It's close enough that you could grab a bolt, but that only works in the cartoons... right? This rain CUBE is also... green. There are a number of indistinct souls playing on the CUBES, childishly bouncing around. It's hard to make out a distinct shape of any one soul - they all blend together into a blur of motion and simple fun. If you really focus, you can see a Spooky Ghost chatting with a Shy Guy. It seems they both have very different reasons to obscure their faces! There's a tree branch led on the floor, seemingly snapped off... what came before the current tree. From here, you can go to PURGATORY and PLEROMA. You can walk on the clouds all the way to purgatory and back via an instantmove. Additionally, you can jump down to the STREETS whenever you want via an instantmove, though it may be difficult to get back up from down there. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/871377312606728212/878732135056429076/cloudtopsnight-1.png?width=823&height=447

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MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Hilda

3/3 HP

V1

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

Baba

1.75/3 HP

Retsuko

0/3 HP

Altered Fishbunjin

3/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

@Nagisa Furukawa @Pasqualo Trianglini @Amalgam @No Face @Bernkastel @Real ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy. Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

void-word

BIG It's a word! It says "void"

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

I'M BACK, BITCHES!

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

Please go back to being dead.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

I mean, dead isn't dead.

Turns out when you die, you just go to France.

They have infinite soda.

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

That is horrific knowledge.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:45 PM

Yeah, I climbed up Retsuko's tree thing to come back to life.

The roots were piercing into France.

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:45 PM

I'm still mad you took my shotgun.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:45 PM

Well, "life". Fairly sure this is a limited-time deal thing, and I gotta go back soon anyways.

To put a short story long, there's literally no point in shooting me.

I've already died another time, what's a third?

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Fine.

Well now that the sun is dead and this entire tree ordeal is over I have no idea what to do here.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:47 PM

NO

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:47 PM

I mean, wanna help me kill Sean Evans? He's a jerk.

Plus he ate the sun.

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM

no.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Shit, OK.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM

I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE

I SHOULD'VE GONE TO A DIFFERENT AREA GOD DAMNIT I NEVER WANTED TO SEE YOU AGAIN PASQUALO

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Hey, fuck you, Baba!

No, seriously!

You're mean.

Y'all literally just came down to me and Fish Buddy killing the tree, and assumed we had murdered people!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from STREETS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

We hadn't!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

BREEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Hi, Buddy!

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

true i am very mean

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

BREEEEEEEPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

perhaps even the meanest

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

he stares at baba

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

How are there 2 fishbunjins now?!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

wait your fish buddy isn't here anymore

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Also, if you're wondering why there are two Fish Buddies; Altered Beast resurrected him while we were climbing up Retsuko.

So now he has a clone.

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Wack.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

i will return you to the land from whence you came using my holy baguette blade, foul blonde being

1

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

BREEEEP

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM

I mean, sure, that sounds like a plan; but uh.

I came from France.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:51 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Fishbunjin 3000 looks at Fishbunjin 3000

1

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:51 PM

[holy shit]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:51 PM

BREEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPP

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:51 PM

wait

what the fuck

this is BULLSHIT

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

Anyways, not sure if you heard - but I've already died a couple times. There's literally no point in killing me.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

wait im blind i actually didn't notice they were here

fuck

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

I'll just go back to France.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

he stares at baba again, he looks back to the other fishbunjin, then signals to him that he wants to murder them

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

Which, all things considered? That's pretty chill!

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

no

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

BREEEEEPPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

you will not escape from me

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

France is where you go when you die.

So if you want to follow me, die.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

actually maybe i'll just run away

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:52 PM

This can't be the only small part of heaven and hell right?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

BREEEEPPPP

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

There is more to this I feel.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

the fishbunjins won't get me

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

France is like... double-death.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

i've been saviing this plan

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

other fishbunjin seems a little confused but nods

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

It's where you go when you die in the afterlife.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

for several phases

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

Some people would call it dead chat.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

BREEEEEPPPPPP

BREEEEEEPPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

i won't follow you i don't feel like dying

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

I can't stand you face and I can't stand your voice Pasqualo, Please go back to france now.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

gotta get my epic victory royale

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

\!instantmove france.

do that.

now.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

flexes intimidatingly at the Baba

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

Would if I could! But it's an awfully high drop down, and I'm gonna go back eventually.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

*he stares at V1 BREEEEEEPPPPP

1

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

In fact, I will go down to france when you go back and I will kill you there myself.

I will send you to Brazil.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

well

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

Also, silly V1! France isn't even connected to this area.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

BREEEEEPPPPP!!!

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

ok pasqualo maybe i was a little too mean with my taunting im sorry

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

V1, in order to go to France, you need to kill yourself!

Do you want to die, V1?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

he goes and stands in front of pasqualo to protect him

BREEEPPPPPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

Hey fishbunjins

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

I'm gonna jump down to the streets in a minute you should go so you're ready for me

And by in a minute

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:55 PM

fishbunjin stands in front of fishbunjin to protect fishbunjin

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

I mean at the end of the phase

5 minutes before it

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Hey, fish buddy.

Is it possible to get back up from the streets?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Excellent!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

he was originally there

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

of course that's why they should go

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

nothing much, Sean is gone

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

right now

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Well, lemme check out Purgatory then.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

and stay there

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:56 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

purgatory is so much cooler now

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Got a sneaking suspicion Sean might be there.

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

it's a cloud

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

BREEEEEEEEEPPPPP

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

i could turn some place into a fucking void now

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Sean is not

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Would still like to take a look, buddy!

Baba BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

ok bye please don't follow me fish-boy

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

BREEEEPPPP

BREEEEPPPPP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to PURGATORY!

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to PURGATORY!

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Comedic

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:58 PM

looks at other fishbunjin

BREEEPPP

*BREEEEEEPPPPPPP???

1

shrug

he’s going to go and follow pasqualo

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:58 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to PURGATORY!

V1 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:58 PM

I'll go check up on purgatory I guess.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:59 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to PURGATORY!

@Real

Altered Fishbunjin instantly moved to PURGATORY!

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Zero

2/3 HP

Hilda BOT 22-Aug-21 01:18 AM

My Pokemon! You just launched Billy out of the cloudtops like he was holding an Eject Button! I guess it's your victory then, huh? You know, Retsuko, you were one of the first people to help me find a Pokemon when I awoke in heaven for the first time. We both bear a permanent sign of the mutation Wayne inflicted on us. And I don't know what happened between you, Wayne, and that tree, but you spent your last action giving me the thrill of a friendly battle that I had been looking for since the beginning. At first, it seemed a little silly that I was calling the two of us a team after we had just met, but now, I don't think there's a more fitting way to describe us! Thanks for everything, Retsuko. I wish your adventure didn't have to end, but you've given me one that's truly for the books! There's a lot here that I've yet to explore, but that's just more adventure awaiting me! I'm gonna keep running towards my own future, but I'll never forget you for being part of the journey with me!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 05:14 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero instantly moved to PURGATORY!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from PURGATORY!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from PURGATORY!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to STREETS!

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to STREETS!

@Amalgam

V1 appeared from PURGATORY!

V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

V1

3/3 HP

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

Oh they moved ahead.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to STREETS!

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from STREETS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from STREETS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

BREEEEPPPP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

@Amalgam

V1 appeared from STREETS!

V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

V1

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

Welp, nothing left to do now.

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

Indeed.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from PURGATORY!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

void-word

BIG It's a word! It says "void"

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

Baba

1.75/3 HP

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

I can't believe I wasn't even sent to Valhalla.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

BREEEEEPPP

Baba BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

you guys know you can go to france from purgatory too righty

you don't have to be here

alright im going back now cya

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

...huh, really?

Baba BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

yeah i asked death

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:55 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

Still worth the journey. Wanted to see where Fish Buddy and I started before we headed back to France.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

Wait why is this place called Cubetops now?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

Blame Baba.

Baba BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

I replaced the clouds with cubes

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:56 PM

why?

Baba BOT 22-Aug-21 03:57 PM

And then replaced the void in purgatory with clouds

Because i can

and it was my objective

i have one last grand area change to attempt

idk if it'll work

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:57 PM

You're doing it in the streets, right?

Baba BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

no i decided to do it in purgatory

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

Unless you got another plan.

...huh.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to PURGATORY!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

Well, good lu-

...

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to PURGATORY!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

Fish Buddy, let's follow them.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

BREEEPPP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:58 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to PURGATORY!

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to PURGATORY!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 06:07 PM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward appeared from PURGATORY!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 06:07 PM

Squidward

2/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 06:08 PM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward instantly moved to PURGATORY!

Luci BOT 22-Aug-21 07:03 PM

LOCK

God..? BOT 22-Aug-21 07:24 PM

Hilda bows to Retsuko.

With a smile, she mutters something.

...

After spending a final moment with Retsuko, Hilda runs off.

Not really in any specific direction, but off into the distance, in search of more mystery and adventure.

As she runs, she is accompanied by a soft and soothing melody.