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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM
-----Phase 7----- FRANCE L'air alentour pue de l'odeur du pain, et on dirait qu'il y a des foules de gens qui parlent dans une langue étrange et répugniant qui vous donne envie de vous moquer d'eux just pour exister. On dirait que la France toute entière à été bannie en Enfers. Je me demande pourquoi c'est arrivé. Il y a un grand panneau sur lequel est écrit: "Bonjour! bienvenue en France!" Un Lapin Crétin large est au milieu du pays, et vous avez une grande envie de lui donner des coups de pieds. On dirait qu'il le demande. Au milieu du pays, il y a un gros bouton rouge qui dit: "SELF DESTRUCT, DO NOT PRESS". Si vous appuyer sur ce bouton, la France vas commencer un compte à rebours pour son auto-destruction. Les gens ici disent que le bouton à existé pour des siècles, mais personne n'a pris la peine de l'appuyer. On dirait qu'il y a un tonneau tout entier de baguettes! Vous pouvez en prendre un si vous voulez. Depuis ici, vous pouvez vous déplacer dans n'importe quelle zone. Utiliser !movespecial et dites la zone que vous voulez. ...God, reading this just gave you a headache. Unlike you, it seems Louise Michel is quite at home here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340721979699261/france.png
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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM
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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Billy
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Maack Character Source: (Objective)
Garfield
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: 404 Character Source: (Garfield) [Anniversary]
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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM
@Spy @Abraham Lincoln ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Garfield has: 🔹weezer 👁️VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around. 🔹catra 👁️VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!
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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Finally.
Revenge is mine.
QUACK
billy
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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 09:57 PM
I CAN FINALLY CONTINUE MY WORK
GOODBYE, FRANCE!
SAY HELLO TO BILLY
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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM
https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-18146075
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Finally, this terrible place will be destroyed.
Say goodbye to your precious country Louise. You get to watch the detestation first hand.
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Have fun Billy.
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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM
YEAHHHHH
LET'S GOOOO
where are you off to next?
France connects to everywhere.
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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 11:16 PM
It does? The area description seems to be in moon runes or something I can’t read it.
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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 11:16 PM
Just click the self destruct, and get out of there
Sungales
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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 11:17 PM
Good plan
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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 11:17 PM
there's also a shit ton of baguettes
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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 11:18 PM
(oh god I googled lasagna baguettes and it exists)
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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM
Also Louise, you have a choice to make. Either way you are going to have to watch the destruction of your home and countrymen. You can either stay here and honorably go down with the ship, or return to hell knowing you abandoned the your people. Up to you.
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Garfield BOT 17-Aug-21 12:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v74vH3LjSuo
cark
i love france!!!
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Billy BOT 17-Aug-21 12:31 AM
true!
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Garfield BOT 17-Aug-21 02:31 AM
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Billy BOT 17-Aug-21 03:28 AM
Garfield, do you care for a bite of the filthy french people?
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Garfield BOT 17-Aug-21 03:44 AM
uh
probably not
feel like that would leave a bad taste in my mouth
physically and metaphorically
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Billy BOT 17-Aug-21 03:51 AM
eh, whatever floats your boat, cat!
more for me then.
smirk2
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Garfield BOT 17-Aug-21 06:00 PM
It’s almost time
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Garfield BOT 17-Aug-21 06:10 PM
time for the greatest day of my life
Oh wait I’m dead
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Billy BOT 17-Aug-21 06:21 PM
atleast France will finally be gone.
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Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:14 PM
Billy opens his mouth, and...
In a frenzy, he consumes every french soul in the area!
Poor Louise...
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Garfield slams the self-destruct button.
Everyone gathers as many baguettes as they can carry, before running as fast as they can outta here!
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...As everyone leaves, they hear a world-shattering explosion behind them, and fire singes the backs of their legs.
They don't look back though, and are soon rid of that wretched place forever.
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM
❓ Billy moved to ??? ❓ Garfield moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM
-----Phase 9----- FRANCE An awful aura emanates from this place. You're unsure as to where you are, but... Wait. This... still feels like the afterlife. Uh, maybe after that. The after-afterlife? Superhell. Let's call it that. There isn't much here. Some burnt baguettes, a lot of smoke and mist, and... is that a minifridge? It looks like there is a humanoid entity in dark robes sitting next to it in a comfortable-looking sofa. It looks like you can talk here, you and other souls who managed to lose their afterlife. You're unsure who's domain this is, if it even belongs to anyone. You might be stuck down here. For a long, long time. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/877606592483295332/1FONz1TedCKUQTVS9CnsAyg.png
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM
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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM
Joss Whedon
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM
@Death ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Joss Whedon has: 🔹glass 👁️VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM
...so this is where baguettes are made.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM
(disregard my profile name)
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM
Hello.
Unfortunate fate you've met.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM
Hello! I guess we're like. Super dead now?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM
I guess.
It is quite surprising.
I am not used to people dying after their death.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM
We found a way!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM
BREEEEPPP
maybe, no one else can get in the way now. Maybe this was for the better
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM
Well.
You two seem to be quite close.
Bonded souls, I see.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM
We're murder friends!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
I see, I see.
Well. You're going to stay here for quite some time.
A long while.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
BREEEEEPPPPP!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
Well, at least we have each other.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
You do!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
Pasqualo smiles!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM
he smiles back
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:40 PM
Disregard the burnt baguettes, I didn't do a good job at cleaning the place.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:40 PM
he takes a baguette and eats it
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
Oh, are you hungry?
Thirsty, maybe?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
He opens the door to the minifridge and pulls out a nondescript can of beer.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
Oh, nice!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
There's basically everything in this.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
Gift from the deities, I suppose.
It gets quite boring here, you know.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:41 PM
Pasqualo reaches in and grabs a can of beer himself.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:42 PM
who knew after after death would be this cool
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM
By the way, this is in fact dead chat and you're not obligated to roleplay if you wish to discuss the events that transpired properly.
This is mostly for the "bit", as they say.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM
(Ok I have to go, may be popping in and out, I’ll be back in an hour or so)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM
Ohhhhh, nice, nice.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:43 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:44 PM
Yes, I do understand, fishbujin.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:44 PM
Don't know what you mean by roleplay but nice.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:44 PM
Anyways. This is where I go on breaks. It's quite nice.
Funnily enough, time does not pass here. My breaks can be as long as they want.
Not for me, at least.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:45 PM
Why is France your break room, Death?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:45 PM
Oh, that? That's nothing. It blew up a few "phases" ago, I do think that is the proper unit of time for you.
Although it was never France for me. But it seems to have lingered somehow.
Pesky things, those french.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
The remnants of what was once France.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
You lock them up in a vault and they manage to transcend realities to slither in Death's personal break room.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
A minifridge, and a few burnt baguettes.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
Oh, the minifridge wasn't there.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
Not even a flag!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:46 PM
This was the whole of france before.
The entire thing! In a vault!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:47 PM
For shame, French.
Wow, how did they fit it!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:47 PM
I'm not quite sure myself. Remarkable work, it was.
Well, it blew up now.
A large duck came in and ate everyone as well.
Or was it a goose?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:48 PM
Oh, I know the duck! Its name is Billy!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:48 PM
Oh! Right.
I knew that, of course, but it is fun to play the part.
Being all-knowing gets boring in conversations.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Ah, ok.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:49 PM
You might wonder why your soul is not able to witness the events unfolding in different parts of the afterlife.
I do believe this is some sort of failsafe.
Someone, or something, might be able to bring you back from this superdeath.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM
...but how?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM
How likely this situation is, I am unsure, but it is possible.
Oh, good question.
Fiddling with the DNA.
Altering it, if you may.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:50 PM
Bwuh?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:51 PM
...Look, it's a bit complicated, but there's someone up (or was it down) there that could bring you back.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:51 PM
Is double death the furthest we can go?
Or can we proceed to triple death?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:52 PM
Well, to put it simply, yes, this is the furthest.
There are multiple layers of life.
The first layer is your physical body, it is the earthly realm where you originally perished.
The second is the soul, which can take on a form similar to your physical form, and which is what perished in the afterlife.
This is... the most basic components of your soul.
Your will, your beliefs, your memories, other such things.
They are still able to coalesce in a somewhat recognizable form.
Going deeper would mean destroying one of the fundamental aspects of your being.
SO, arguably, that would not be you anymore.
Does that make sense?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:55 PM
...but... we could. Theoretically.
It does make sense, yes.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:55 PM
Mhm.
Well, you would lose something. Probably.
Your memories or your will or whatever it is that drove you to violence.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Well, sounds like I just have to wait for someone else to die, then!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Hm.
I did make sure to strip you of your powers.
And weapons.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Doesn't mean I can't do it the old fashioned way!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Well, don't do it while I'm here.
Maybe when the game ends, if you'd like.
But for now I was asked that I watch over you.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:57 PM
OK! I'll make sure to do it while you're not looking.
Maybe... on the final phase...? Who knows!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:57 PM
For now you can grab a beer.
There's probably some other sofas in the void around here. You can sit down if you'd like.
Maybe talk about yourself and your experiences.
Break character, I don't care really.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 09:59 PM
Hmmm, I don't think I will! After all - this is still labelled as a phase!
But...
Pasqualo sits in a chair. Comfy...
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 09:59 PM
Ah, pesky me. I should have seen that coming.
So, how was your game so far then?
Enjoying it?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:00 PM
I mean, I mostly just ran around and stabbed a bunch of guys! Was pretty fun!
I think Sean has some kinda grudge against me because I kicked him in the balls, and stole his shotgun. But it was for the perfectly good reason of killing... that... tree...
Wait.
Where... is. The tree?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:01 PM
Oh, Wayne?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:01 PM
Like there was that Wayne guy attached to it.
Yeah!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:01 PM
He had a plan B.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
...oh COME ON!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
He's cheated me TWICE now, can you believe it?
Although...
You would not want to see what he looks like now.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
plan B fucking sucks tho! hell likely be down here pretty soon
hey :(
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
His plan sort of failed.
Indeed!
Hello Luci.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
Hello!
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:02 PM
Hi there! Long time no see, Death
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
Nobody really comes down here anymore.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
Hi Pasq! Sorry about... Everything that just went down
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
It's OK! I did my best!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
You sure did.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
I didn't expect everyone to gang up on me like that, though...
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
You did! I'm proud of the havoc you wreaked
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
If I were you, I'd be happy to not be in Wayne's place right now.
He doesn't really look like anything.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:03 PM
Oh wow.
I'm picturing him as like a worm. Or slug.
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM
L-Luci! You know it's dangerous to stray in here!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM
Hi, God.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM
Pasqualo waves!
Hi!
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM
Eh, I can pop a head in every now and again Say hi to the newly-dead pair
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:04 PM
O-oh! Hello!
I mean, uh
We really shouldn't be in here!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:05 PM
We're dead! Yayyyyyyyy!
Well. Wait. We were already dead.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:06 PM
You're double dead.
Soul dead?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:06 PM
But we're Dead 2, now. The sequel to dead.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:06 PM
Your soul died.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:06 PM
Omae wa shindeiru, as one of my favorite animes says.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:06 PM
Ehe.
I hope your fish friend is going to wake up. He seemed friendly.
I'm guessing he is tired. Fish don't mix well with fire.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:07 PM
I think he's just taking a little nap. That whole situation stressed him out!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:07 PM
I can imagine.
I've never had to die twice.
Or once, actually.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:08 PM
I think death #2 was a lot more worth it than death #1, though.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:08 PM
Well, you did a number on that Wayne person.
I think that was mostly all you, actually.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:09 PM
Yep!
No, I think Kiryu helped out a bit, but...
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:09 PM
Reduced them to something quite pathetic.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:09 PM
Yeah. Apart from the hits Kiryu helped deal, if it weren't for me - Wayne would probably still be terrorizing both Heaven and Hell!
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
I do suppose I have you to thank for that.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
Well, terrorizing is a big word. It was mostly standing there. Doing... tree stuff.
Did you know I have to take care of trees as well?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
But Fish Buddy helped out a lot with that. If it weren't for him protecting me, I wouldn't be able to score the blows I did!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
When they die, I mean.
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
Though I do not believe that anyone needs or belongs here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:10 PM
Well, like... what about the mutations?
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:11 PM
You two make a great pair, yknow
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:11 PM
Thank you!
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:11 PM
And I don't see the value in you hoping to send souls here faster, irrelevant of whatever contract you signed with Luci
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:11 PM
I do believe they were mostly beneficial in nature to those affected.
Ah, so now that there's someone else, you two start talking!
You don't like me, I swear.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM
Look how much happier Pasq is down here! I bet some others would be this happy, free of their burdens.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM
It's mostly just to stop things from getting overcrowded, you know? You know there's a lot of souls in hell.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM
Although some might be angry about it.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM
These two always change faces every time they come by. It's almost like they're new people!
Or I have bad memory.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:12 PM
I thought you were all-knowing...?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:13 PM
Not when it comes to these two.
I guess it's nearly all-knowing.
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:13 PM
brr. I know I wouldn't be.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:13 PM
But it sounds less cool, you know?
And it's basically the same.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:13 PM
I guess, yeah.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:14 PM
Also, don't worry about drinking too much.
The supply in the fridge is endless.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:14 PM
You'd get a wicked hangover!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:15 PM
Ouch! Yeahahahaha I tried that once... was not a good idea.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:15 PM
It's not like these are real, anyways.
Well, they're not real to higher level entities.
They're real to you.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:15 PM
Placebo effect, yknow? If i believe I'm drunk, i am!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:16 PM
If it looks like a beer, and smells like a beer - it's a beer!
Pasqualo drinks some beer.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:16 PM
Well, it's a beer to you.
There's anything you want in the fridge by the way. As long as it's food.
Or drinks.
Or stuff that makes sense in a fridge.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:17 PM
...wait. Hold on.
Pasqualo looks through the fridge.
Death, why are there no pizzies in the fridge?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM
...
You mean pizzas?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM
No. Pizzies.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM
...Pizzies?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM
It's like... they have a bow?
Pizzies, yes.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:18 PM
Huh.
Well.
I do have this.
She reaches in the fridge.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:19 PM
Oh wow!
That's almost a pizzie!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:19 PM
I don't know where its bow is.
I guess bows don't fridgizide well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:20 PM
Maybe it's because there's nothing but foodstuffs in the afterafterlife.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:20 PM
Well, food and these sofas.
I hope you'll enjoy your stay.
I'll stay here for... a while.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:21 PM
I will!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:21 PM
As long as they asked me to stay here. Didn't give me a precise time for when it ends.
I bet they didn't tell you either.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:22 PM
Nope! Part of me hopes it's soon, but also part of me hopes I get to kill another person before this whole... thing. Ends.
It was supposed to be a war, and it hasn't happened? So I don't know what this is.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:22 PM
Well, wars are complicated.
And the individuals chosen were...
Let's say they weren't ideal.
No offense.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:23 PM
You were great at killing!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:23 PM
Wars get old, anyhow.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:23 PM
Thank you!
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:23 PM
A little... Too great. A good solider knows when to stay his hand
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:23 PM
These old geezers down (or was it up) there aren't very original.
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I'm not here to judge, anyhow. Except when it comes to these two. Then i can judge all I want because it's punching up.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:24 PM
I was never a soldier, though - just a kid thrown into increasingly weird situations. When all you have is a hammer, you make lemonade. I'm fairly sure that's how that phrase goes.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:25 PM
That's a good point.
Your first death was young...
I kinda regret dragging kids into this
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:25 PM
Well, you win some, you lose some, I guess.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:26 PM
I know you are literally Lucifer but child soldiers is quite low even for you.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:26 PM
>:( he was a funky robot!! How could I not take him
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:26 PM
It's not like there was a war anyways.
How old are you, Pasqualo?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:27 PM
Pasqualo counts on his fingers.
I don't know!
Less than 18, older than 13!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:27 PM
Well I guess that proves my point in a sense.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:27 PM
15? 16? I don't know, dude.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:28 PM
I've been watching the entire thing from up (or was it down?) here and I must say if this is a war then I'm Joss Whedon.
Most of the populace of Heaven followed the old man Wayne as they were convinced that he would help. they got tricked into making him a demigod.
The population of Hell quickly splintered into separate groups and half of them wanted to take down the old order of Deities.
Which is what they did, if you payed attention to the Altered Beast.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:30 PM
Yes, I remember!
I was there when they attempted to take rulership of hell.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:30 PM
Yes.
And there were some individual agents of chaos as well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:31 PM
Like me! :)
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:31 PM
Some strange lady walking around, infecting everything with a strange illness.
A literal bloodthirsty robot who killed the Afterlife's sun.
Did you know it was alive?
Quite funny, in fact, that story is.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:32 PM
Wow, V1 finished killing it? That's nice to hear.
I remember hearing it scream as everyone threw coins into it.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:32 PM
I do believe the remnants of your soul can observe the cloudtops?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:33 PM
Yepppppp!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:33 PM
Consider it... peaking into the realm above. Or below? I'm not quite sure.
It is night now.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:34 PM
Ah. That's kinda strange, but whatever.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:34 PM
I've seen stranger things today.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:34 PM
I believe it.
Watching the interview session Sean's doing with Zero. Not sure what to think.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:35 PM
I mean, I've seen a below-average writer and director scream into a flesh-tree while getting insulted by a teenage robot and one of his own creations.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:35 PM
Haha! Fun times. Silly Joss.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:36 PM
Don't ask where Joss is by the way. I think Luci took what remained of his soul for something.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:36 PM
Joss my beloved It's a shame he didn't have the awareness to continue down here.. would've loved to see him scream more!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:36 PM
Yes, well, that too.
He wasn't very...
Willing.
Literally. He had no will.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:36 PM
Yeah, that sounds like him.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:37 PM
Oh, do give your thoughts on the interview.
I do believe Sean was angry at your fish friend after his demise.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:38 PM
I'm kind of hoping Sean refuses to answer a couple questions, man.
That way he gets to come down here!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:40 PM
Mhm.
I will vanish into the void once your friend comes to his senses once more so you can be a bit more private.
I do believe I need some time to think as well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:42 PM
Thank you.
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:43 PM
You and us all.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:43 PM
Please to remember to keep the minifridge's door closed after taking something from it, though. We don't pay electricity bills but it is still quite impolite.
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God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 10:44 PM
You know, your relationship with that fish was something... Special. Not quite one of order, but one of... harmony.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:44 PM
Me and Fish Buddy, against the world.
Ah, got it! Pasqualo makes sure it's closed.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:45 PM
Thank you.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:45 PM
Harmony? Isn't she that bitch that fucked over pasqualo in the first place?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:46 PM
I do believe God is talking about the concept of Harmony.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:46 PM
Pasqualo shivers. Man, he misses Aurora.
But, yeah... I think God's talking about the actual concept. Not the 'deity'.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 10:47 PM
Wack
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:49 PM
Hm. I do believe your friend over there is starting to wake up.
I might return with an offer.
In the meantime, have fun, and don't drink too much.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 10:50 PM
Hm... I'll make sure not to!
Pasqualo knows about safe drinking.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 10:50 PM
They walk back into the void and vanish into shadows.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:05 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
(Hi I’m alive again)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:06 PM
Heya, buddy!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:12 PM
BREEEPPP
he turns to pasqualo and stares at him. He’s wondering why he did those things. Why did he have to kill both of us. Why did try to sacrifice him out of his own will?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:14 PM
Pasqualo sighs, and places his arms between his legs.
Buddy, I was stressed; and I didn't have a choice.
They... you know what they did, you were there.
They tied us up, and I'm lucky they didn't steal the shotgun, because I was thinking they were going to.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:15 PM
he did see that…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:16 PM
They were out for my blood. I didn't want to sacrifice you. But I did want to take down everyone else.
I had a choice of death, death, death or death. The only real difference is that one involved explosions.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:16 PM
he understands that stress
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:17 PM
I'm glad we're here together. If I had to choose anyone to be here with me, it'd be you.
...and at least there's still a chance we can go back up.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:17 PM
he just can’t comprehend that lives of people he doesn’t know were more important than his
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:17 PM
Go back to... Hell.
It's...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:17 PM
but he’s at least happy that they can be together. This was probably the best outcome
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:18 PM
Buddy, I was barely keeping it together.
I chose the wrong mouth to jump into. I didn't want you to get caught in the blast radius... but... any further and... I would have just slumped over and died.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:19 PM
yeah, he was scared too. Fishbunjin almost did something he regretted too
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:19 PM
And then they would have killed you anyways.
And... yeah.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:19 PM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:20 PM
I was scared, and I felt like... exploding that whole damn tree was the only way to solve any of it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:20 PM
fishbunjin gives pasqualo another hug. Though he’s still conflicted, he’s just happy that they’re together. With nothing trying to kill them
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
Pasqualo hugs Fishbunjin back, head in his abs.
He looks up at his fish face.
Can you forgive me, Buddy...?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
he looks down
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
Pasqualo smiles.
Thank you.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
and pats him on the head
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
For being there with me.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:21 PM
Pasqualo pats Fishbunjin on the shoulder!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:22 PM
murder squad
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:23 PM
Murder squad.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:23 PM
he then turns his head towards the cloudtops BREEEEEPPPP they were talking crap about us
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:23 PM
YEAH! What's up with that.
Feels like a lot of unwarranted aggression. They kind of just...
Why did they chase after us, buddy?
The only person either of us has personally killed is... Joss.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:24 PM
he wish he knew. He wish he knew why they had to did that to us
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:24 PM
And even then; at least one other person actually wanted him dead!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:25 PM
he doesn’t know. Joss did deserve to die. We actually helped altered take over heaven and hell
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:25 PM
Like, not even Wayne's dead - apparently he has a Plan B.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:25 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:26 PM
Yeah, I know.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:26 PM
we were killing the tree, we were being helpful. Weren’t we?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:26 PM
Oh, great.
Buddy.
Take a look at the cloudtops.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:27 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:27 PM
This isn't gonna be good.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:27 PM
at least they can laugh about it together
fricken Sean evans
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:28 PM
Yeah, Sean Evans, am I right?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:28 PM
BREEEEPPP
BREEEEEPPP
ha, idiot, fishbunjin is too buff
he flexes
Image attachment
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:30 PM
You know it, buddy!
Pasqualo flexes alongside him.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:30 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:31 PM
You're damn right you're not strong enough, ahahaha.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:31 PM
BREEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:31 PM
You did good, buddy!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:31 PM
BREEEEPPP
he gives pasqualo a thumbs up
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:32 PM
It rematerializes in the void with a large pile of paperwork in her hands.
Oops- Am I interrupting something?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:32 PM
Pasq thumbs up Fishbunjin.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:32 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:32 PM
Nah, we were just laughing at Sean Evans.
What you got for us, D?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:33 PM
Oh, good, good.
Well, you see, I have some of your files here, as well as... a whole lot of paperwork granting me permissions over things I may or may not be allowed to usually do.
Let's see here...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:34 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:34 PM
Pasqualo is waiting, patiently.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:35 PM
Paper shuffling noises...
Ah! There we go.
"Character: Pasqualo Trianglini"
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:35 PM
fishbunjin looks back down to cloudtops. Idiot
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:35 PM
"Objective: Wipe 3 areas of souls, and kill 4 other characters"
Hm, I do believe that's outside of my jurisdiction even for me.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:36 PM
Ah, yep. There's the contract.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:36 PM
How about you...?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:36 PM
fishbunjin is sad that pasqualo couldn’t complete his objective
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:36 PM
"Character: Ultra Fishbujin 3000"
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
"Objective: Beat an opponent in battle, then flex on them."
See, that's already more doable with what I got here.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
BREEEEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
Taps on the paperwork
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
he flexes
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
So, I did say I restricted your powers.
And weapons.
And you shouldn't usually be able to fight.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:37 PM
Image attachment
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
However, it does appear that ou're both eager to do something.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
And I've seen you both talk about fighting each other.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
Hm. What are you saying, D?
...huh.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
I could likely allow some sort of friendly duel in this domain.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:38 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:39 PM
...what's the catch?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:39 PM
While you have no true form here, you can still technically interact with each other.
Albeit in a way that leaves no... permanent effects.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:39 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:39 PM
And, if you do somehow managed to kill each other, I can just put you back together.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:40 PM
Hm... I see.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:40 PM
I think.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:41 PM
he stares back at cloudtops, Sean evans is pathetic. Couldn’t kill a fish, platypus, thing
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:42 PM
So, if you were willing, I could probably organize a friendly duel.
Of course, due to your... current circumstance, you may not be able to actually "send" the actions through what you would usually use.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:43 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:43 PM
I do have a fix, don't worry.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:43 PM
Hm... well. I'm up for this.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:43 PM
I'm not Death for nothing.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:44 PM
give him one “phase” to get buffed up and we’ll see how it goes
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM
He pulls a red dice out of her pocket and places it on the sofa they're sitting on.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848245566776803331/877684384193445898/IMG20210819004416.jpg?width=370&height=494
Embedded image
Behold!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM
BREEEPPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM
I'll use this instead of the... usual method that the deities use.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM
Woah, is that a D20?!
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:45 PM
Indeed!
Some would call this circumvention of the rules "cheating" but those people are likely on the list of people I will take care of next.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
Nice, dude! I can't wait to see them.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
...I hope you're not one of them because I can't really kill you again.
Good.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
Erhm, as for the actions, simply send them to me.
Rolling a dice can't be that hard.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:47 PM
If some ghost in a top hat can do it, so can I.
And, hey, if anyone else falls down here, they can get some popcorn.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:49 PM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:49 PM
Sounds good!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:50 PM
fishbunjin stares at death then points to the place where pasqualo got stabbed with the glass. What was up with that?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:52 PM
Yeah, even I don't know what the heck was up with that.
And like... I'm dead now. I think that was the only one, too. So there's no harm in telling us, right?
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 11:53 PM
Some gal had the power to infect things
A lot of people got her confused with the trees mutations, but they were very seperate
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:54 PM
bruh
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:54 PM
Whaaaaaat??
I thought this was some unique thing.
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Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 11:55 PM
For some reason, no-one picked up on her antics, even though she was never very subtle about it
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:55 PM
can’t believe we got tricked
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:57 PM
Me neither, bud. Me neither.
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:59 PM
It works!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 11:59 PM
It does!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 11:59 PM
?
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Death BOT 18-Aug-21 11:59 PM
This is the reason I work here.
Oh, uh.
You can send me your action.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:00 AM
(Mystery bot or DM?)
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:00 AM
Me!
My DMs!
I have no need for the fourth wall.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:00 AM
👍
(Imagine)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:01 AM
I don't know who the mysterious Cathode person in my DMs is, neither would I like to know.
They are a stranger to me, and thinking too hard on it makes my brain hurty.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:01 AM
fishbunjin looks at the DM’s. That is totally one long and original username
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:02 AM
Wow! You're right, buddy! It is.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:02 AM
BREEEPPP
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Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 12:02 AM
What's a DM? My Dr Martens? I do love these boots
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
Don't worry about it, Luci.ù
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
(Obviously dungeon master. Idiot)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
Luci, click on your name! It's fun!
Or other people's names!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
No, shh, she mustn't know!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
Why not?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:03 AM
There are things that are left better unknown.
Such as this.
It gives people ideas.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:04 AM
What... kind of ideas?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:04 AM
BREEEPPP
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Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 12:05 AM
W O A H
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:05 AM
She knows!
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Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 12:05 AM
Now I can harass Death as much as I want, without having to come down here! This is great!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:05 AM
Usually, the realization of their own fictional existence played in character by their own player before realizing that their own mental breakdown over this is also in fact played by the same player for dramatic effect before realizing that their realization about the realization has also been staged and...
It goes on.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:06 AM
Man, I just don't think about it. After I saw that Pablo Smith guy while I was kinda passing between the living and the dead worlds, I'm given to believe that it's all one and the same anyways.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:07 AM
BREEEP he doesn’t really think about it either. He finds that one part of his life isn’t his and this one, just something different
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:08 AM
Good. Don't think about it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:08 AM
oh well
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:08 AM
Bill was already slightly annoying once he ended up here.
Not here, but, up there.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:08 AM
Who's Bill?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:08 AM
Or down?
Oh, a musician and artist. Pretty good one.
Took a very strange train that played too much with reality once.
He was never the same after this.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:09 AM
huh
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:10 AM
Oh, wow. Weird.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:11 AM
Similar-ish story fro someone named Lyra, although the effects were not as bad and she didn't seem too impacted.
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Anyways. I have not talked to you much, Fishbujin.
How was your day?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:12 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:12 AM
Or, game, however long that took.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:14 AM
it’s been off and on for him. He got to kill Joss that was cool. Popped his head. But… then everyone came to murder them and was about to kill his friend and everything he worked for. Now he’s laughing at Sean Evans not kill them and being pathetic.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:15 AM
Ah, I understand how tough that must have been.
The Powers That Be (not those pesky deites up or downstairs, mind you) have tried to make this... pleasant.
So you may at least enjoy this moment together, even after death.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:15 AM
BREEEEEPPPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:15 AM
Or, er, after after death.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:16 AM
he is grateful as he gives pasqualo another pat on the head
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:18 AM
Pasqualo enjoys the pat, and gives Fishbunjin a backrub.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:18 AM
he very much enjoys that
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:18 AM
Hehehehe, you enjoy this, don't ya, buddy...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:19 AM
BREEEEEEPPPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 12:25 AM
How nice.
Yawns
Well, I'm pooped.
Getting that paperwork took me a few years.
I might nap in this sofa.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:28 AM
Sounds like a good plan!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 12:30 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 02:37 AM
fishbunjin turns to pasqualo, seeing if he has any questions that fishbunjin can answer
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 02:39 AM
Huh? ...Don't think I have any questions to ask, buddy, sorry.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 02:39 AM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 02:39 AM
Kinda surprised at Zero's identity reveal, though...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 02:39 AM
BREEEEPPP
fishbunjin then stares at God
BREEEPPP
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God..? BOT 19-Aug-21 02:50 AM
Uhh, me? What do you want?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 02:56 AM
BREEEEPPP
(Yeah I did just get you to BREEP at you deal with it)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 12:36 PM
...well, I'm glad to see at least one of them realizing that killing us was basically pointless, dude!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 01:46 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:00 PM
...hm. Yeah, that about lines up with what I've been going through.
I'd say they've been deciding a lot for themselves, but honestly; their drive has mostly been centered around others. Heaven with that ritual, hell with... killing various things.
Phase 12, huh?
Pasqualo tastes his mouth.
Doesn't leave us a lot of time, then.
Oh well.
That's just how the cookie crumbles, am I right folks?!
...huh. I wonder if we have any cookies here...
Pasqualo reaches in the minifridge and obtains a medium-sized chocolate chip cookie. He immediately begins to munch it.
He closes the minifridge before he forgets to.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:30 PM
BREEEEPPP
seeing this he also grabs a cookie from the fridge and eats it with pasqualo
he does not close the fridge
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:35 PM
Ah, yes, the end.
Well, it is soon, but I do believe you still have a chance to be brought back.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:37 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:43 PM
Indeed.
I do believe most of the population of the Afterlife is still unaware of the Tree's death.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:45 PM
Anyone who's not in the cloudtops has probably just taken it for granted, right?
Like, that it's still alive.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:45 PM
Yes.
Well.
With a few exceptions.
You will find out about those, in due time.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:45 PM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:46 PM
Now that is curious.
I gotta wonder who else would know, then...
Wait. Of course!
Pasqualo slaps a hand to his forehead.
Dry Bones would probably be able to fathom a guess, wouldn't he?
Because he has the radio, although I don't know if he still has it...
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
Oh, you managed to figure it out.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
Yes, indeed.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
he gives pasqualo a thumbs up
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
That radio seems to have caused him more trouble than anything. It wasn't the highest quality, it seems.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:47 PM
Thanks, buddy. He gives Fishbunjin a thumbs up back.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:48 PM
He has mostly been receiving partial information and tried to piece together the rest.
Or take wild guesses.
Or likely unhealthy assumptions that he relayed to his comrades.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:48 PM
wait can he hear us?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:48 PM
No, not here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:48 PM
Would be strange if he could.
Cool, but weird.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:49 PM
He did hear you earlier, though.
I do believe your emotional moment was entirely captured by his radio.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:49 PM
Oh... aw man.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:49 PM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:50 PM
I'm... honestly not sure what to think about that.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:50 PM
If that reassures you, he did not share much of it to the others.
He mostly only shared important information, to him.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:51 PM
does he know we’re dead
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:51 PM
I am fairly sure that he does.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:51 PM
…
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:52 PM
...buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:53 PM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:53 PM
I'm... it was supposed to be a private moment, so I am kind of unnerved; but... well. You OK?
Pasqualo puts his hand on Fishbunjin's back as a sign of concern.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:54 PM
I think he mostly just mocked Joss.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 05:56 PM
BREEEPPP it’s a little awkward but I guess Wayne was kind of there too
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:56 PM
...yeah, that's understandable.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 05:58 PM
He sighs before leaning back into her sofa once more
Today's been tiring hasn't it?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 05:59 PM
Oh, definitely.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:00 PM
Hm.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:01 PM
Pasqualo stretches back in his lounge chair, continuing to munch on his cookie.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 06:01 PM
BREEEPP
but maybe he won’t be called a pet and pasqualo won’t be called that he doesn’t care for him
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:03 PM
Don't dwell too much on those insults; they were mostly aimed at distracting you from killing Wayne.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:03 PM
Yeah, I think some of the people here are beginning to regret their decision.
I mean the people who are actually like
in heaven. And hell.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:06 PM
So most people.
Except for two.
Or three now, I guess.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:07 PM
Wait. Three?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:07 PM
Oh wait, I must have misunderstood your sentence.
I was talking about the different factions.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:07 PM
Oh! No, I was talking about just alive people in general.
Well, I don't want to use alive.
Because they're still dead.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:08 PM
Who are on a higher level of existence.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:08 PM
They're not double-dead, you get my point.
yeah
Exactly.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:09 PM
Well, I'm sure at least some will regret what happened to you.
You have talked to Diogenes, haven't you?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 06:10 PM
Yup!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 06:10 PM
He would have been against your death, I presume.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 06:13 PM
he really just doesn’t want to be taunted, insulted, or told what to do again
and doesn’t want people to do the same for pasqualo
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 07:02 PM
Oh, would you look at the time.
...Anytime now.
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Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:10 PM
LOCK
oooooooohhhhhhhh 1
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 07:11 PM
She coughs a bit.
Erm.
These two's influence does not extend this far down.
I shall be your host here.
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Let's see...
Oh, Pasqualo it appears that Pasqualo wants to try out how physical he can get.
He punches Fishbujin in the face, out of nowhere!
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Fishbunjin flies a few meters back. It must have been a very powerful punch.
He gets back up and shakes his head a bit to get back to his senses.
Impressive!
Pasqualo seems to be quite satisfied by this test.
pogsire 1
Fishbunjin doesn't seem to have been too bothered by his friend's sudden punch, and gets down.
It appears that he is getting ready to do push-ups.
One.
Two.
Three.
Five.
Ten.
Oh dear, he's starting to get quite fast, isn't he?
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📧 1
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One hundred.
Five hundred.
Ten thousand.
Good thing this void isn't easily breakable or this reality would have likely collapsed already!
After... a lot of push-ups, Fishbunjin gets back up, now slightly sweaty.
Looks like he's back in perfect shape!
pogsire 1
Very impressive, I must say.
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM
🔸 Joss Whedon stayed here.
-----Phase 10----- FRANCE An awful aura emanates from this place. You're unsure as to where you are, but... Wait. This... still feels like the afterlife. Uh, maybe after that. The after-afterlife? Superhell. Let's call it that. There isn't much here. Some burnt baguettes, a lot of smoke and mist, and... is that a minifridge? It looks like there is a humanoid entity in dark robes sitting next to it in a comfortable-looking sofa. It looks like you can talk here, you and other souls who managed to lose their afterlife. You're unsure who's domain this is, if it even belongs to anyone. You might be stuck down here. For a long, long time. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/877606592483295332/1FONz1TedCKUQTVS9CnsAyg.png
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Pinned a message.
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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Joss Whedon
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM
@Death ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Joss Whedon has: 🔹glass 👁️VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM
...and that's for you punching me earlier, bud! Now we're even. Not that we weren't already, but... even more even.
...they're really just going to brush over the reasons for everything we did, huh?
Man, what a bunch of assholes.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:40 PM
Ah yes.
They have seen the cocoon.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:42 PM
Looks like it.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:42 PM
You must be able to deduce what this is about.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 09:43 PM
BREEEEEPPPPP
he gives him a thumbs up
he also does not like baba
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:45 PM
Same.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:46 PM
Pesky Togami.
Always trying to avoid me.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:46 PM
Indeed.
It all makes sense now.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM
Well, I'll be nice as this is unlikely to have consequences on the grand scheme of things; Wayne's plan of possessing his sister did not go too well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM
They haven't connected the mutations and Wayne.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:47 PM
They have, actually. But they believe they are entirely malevolent in nature.
That Retsuko lady is a smart one. Very manipulative.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:48 PM
I could tell.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Just so you know, we might have another guest by the end of this phase.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Kyoko?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Likely.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:49 PM
I figured that's who it would be.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:50 PM
I am quite confused as to why people only picked up this late that the Plague causes plagues.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:51 PM
Lack of interaction, probably, dude.
Also, just because the Plague exists doesn't mean you can necessarily connect them to the existence of the plagues going around.
It's tricky.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:52 PM
Hm, you make a fair point.
She did stay isolated mostly.
I do believe Retsuko's grief is genuine, although it seems to have been somewhat manipulated.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:53 PM
What a manipulative little furball.
Might be genuine, dude, but... she knows why.
She knows exactly how it happened.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:53 PM
She seemed to have only been able to explain her genuine feelings to Wayne.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM
She sent me and Fishbunjin down there with promises of us being able to kill her; and then... well. She didn't follow us. Clear intent there.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM
Oh, yes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM
And if there's anything anyone knows about me, it's that I want to kill everyone else except for Fishbunjin.
And the tree wasn't an exception to that.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM
Well considering your bond with your friend, you should understand somewhat her bond with Wayne.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM
Shit...
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:55 PM
They were... similarly minded, in a way.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:56 PM
It's like that, huh?
Man.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:56 PM
She has spent the rest of her afterlife grieving.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Not sure what to think about that.
...if Fish Buddy continued on without me, I'd imagine he would have felt the same.
Pasqualo frowns.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 09:57 PM
Well, moreso because she believes she was the cause of his downfall.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 09:57 PM
...she's not wrong.
She's actually pretty much right.
The two people who took down Wayne were me and Kiryu.
Kiryu was trying to kill Wayne because he wanted to help someone. And killing Wayne would be helping me.
And well...
If she wanted Wayne to stay alive, she should have took the shot in his place.
She made the right choice, I think.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:00 PM
Yes, that is where most of her grief comes from.
Oh, here is the beast that may bring you back, if she so chooses.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:01 PM
I believe I may have garnered a lot of good will with her, by killing Wayne, then.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:01 PM
And by helping with the Lich.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM
Oh, definitely.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM
You won't be brought back as yourself, if she does choose you.
You will be "altered", so to say.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM
An altered version of myself, huh...?
...well, that's her decision to make.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:03 PM
I do not know how it could work with mechanical matter that composes you.
But after all, everything here is soul.
...Wait.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM
Damn, Baba really is trying to make me look like a villain, huh.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM
...
This might get interesting.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM
...oh?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM
You might not be the one who shall be brought back if that Beast goes through with whatever twisted plan it might have thought of.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM
...well, the only other one is...
Buddy.
...well.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM
The tree itself is technically dead.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:05 PM
Oh.
Oh no.
That's....
That's a plan.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:06 PM
Wayne is not present in it.
I do not know how this could pan out, and they might just be headed to find Wayne's crawling and screaming remains.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:07 PM
Hm. Well, I most likely won't be able to see that. That's a shame.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:07 PM
In due time, you will see everything.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:07 PM
Yeah, with enough time; with enough time. Just gotta be patient.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:08 PM
Only two phases, after all.
Oh, manhunt, it sounds like is what will happen.
Or, erm.
Whatever Wayne is now-hunt.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:11 PM
Sounds like it.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM
Ah, it sounds like my protégé might do what he was sent there for.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:15 PM
Your protege?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM
The one that hasn't died yet.
Literally.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM
I have no clue what you mean!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM
Ah. Strange. I thought that a living being in the Afterlife would be more noticeable.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:17 PM
Honestly, not really.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:18 PM
The person that keeps following the quiet person who keymashes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:18 PM
...Superb?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:19 PM
Yes, that one.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:19 PM
Wow, I didn't know you taught him!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:19 PM
Oh, I did not.
He does not know why he was brought here. Neither do the deities, but they don't seem to care.
I brought him here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM
Ah.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM
You see, he messed with the fourth wall a bit too much for my taste.
He killed someone! In a game!
And somehow that person ended up here!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM
Oh wow! That's bad.
Wow!!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM
That isn't supposed to happen!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:20 PM
Who is this person? I'm assuming it's this Brine dude?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM
Yes.
Killed on an electric chair in a fit of rage.
Superb's imagined rage, mostly.
Except the chair was not real, and neither was the death, and somehow Brine was still brought down here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM
I remember getting in an argument with him about this...
Weird.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:21 PM
Unnaceptable in my book.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM
I wonder why it happened?
It might be a loophole.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:22 PM
Indeed it was.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM
Oh, this ought to be interesting.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM
I am unsure if it was that Brine individual who abused of the loophole or if it was Superb, but I decided to make them settle it down here.
Or, up there.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:23 PM
Mm, that makes sense.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM
Oh, here we go. Politics.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM
It occurs to me...
The easiest way for the beast to solve their problem is to just revive me.
I could just kill Garfield!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:24 PM
Hm.
That is a simple solution.
Unfortunately simple solutions do not work well in politics.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:25 PM
Unfortunately they don't, yeah.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:25 PM
It has been interesting to observe.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM
Definitely!
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:26 PM
You should observe closely.
At least three individuals in the cloudtops may be able to manipulate their surrounding reality in a way.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:27 PM
I am. There's games being played here.
I see.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:27 PM
If they all have conflicting objectives...
Well.
You can imagine the outcome.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:28 PM
Yeah. Mass havoc.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:28 PM
Hmst.
Is the girl going to attempt to convince Wayne, now?
Pulling heartstrings at something that might have lost its heart.
Or it might have more than one heart, right now. Unsure.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:30 PM
It definitely doesn't have just one.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:32 PM
Oh dear.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:34 PM
Rebellion?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:34 PM
I am mostly worried about the overweight cat.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:34 PM
Same.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:35 PM
It was able to manipulate reality in its past life, see.
In... some sense.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:35 PM
He seems like he can be an extremely risky fellow to be around.
Oh, wow.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:35 PM
It triggered upon his death, but I do believe he would have been able to do it at anytime.
Forced everyone to speak not with words, but with images.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:36 PM
...sure hope he doesn't have that now.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:37 PM
These powers don't tend to repeat themselves.
But they do tend to inspire the Powers That Be.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:38 PM
That makes sense.
...well, I'm worried about what exactly he could... do, now.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:38 PM
Well, I am all knowing, but I'll pretend that I don't know about him.
It is a threatening presence either way.
She reaches into the fridge and pulls out some popcorn.
They hand it to Pasqualo.
This will be entertaining for sure.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:40 PM
Pasqualo takes the popcorn and munches on it.
Huh. Yep.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:47 PM
Those fish puns sure are funny.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:48 PM
Pasqualo laughs!
Looks like there's a second conflict going on here...
One between Eridan and Retsuko.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:49 PM
This has been nothing but conflicts.
There are other conflicts going on elsewhere as well.
Their bickering might make them forget about you and your friend.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:49 PM
Yeah, I figured it was gonna just be conflict after conflict.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:52 PM
I guess that is what a war is.
Although it was not what the deities expected, it has been a war in a sense.
Not one with two fixed factions, but multiple fluid ones.
Not centralized conflicts, but chaos.
...Hm. Chaos would summarize it well, yes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 10:53 PM
I guess philosophically, Luci must have won this war of the two of them.
Chaos vs. Order and all.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 10:53 PM
Well.
She is definitely not the one fading.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:04 PM
Unfortunate.
If Garfield were to end up on his own, I am afraid that he is more likely to go all out.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:04 PM
I see that.
Y'know, I'm sensing some tensions here.
Like things are bubbling over and they'd hit the boiling point - if it weren't for... you know, the whole Wayne thing.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:18 PM
Mhm.
They might just explode anyways.
...
I...
I am a bit worried about that Retsuko lady.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:19 PM
...same, I have to admit.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:19 PM
Her mutation was purposefully worsened earlier.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:20 PM
...It could get worse.
That's the bad part, I think.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:20 PM
fishbunjin kind of feels bad for her
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:20 PM
Well.
The world hasn't treated her well overall.
Life is hard when your only friend is an eldritch horror.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:21 PM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:21 PM
...that's a vibe and a half, D.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:21 PM
She might. Do something.
I am unsure as to whether that something is bring Wayne to her or...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:22 PM
Drastic?
...
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:22 PM
Something drastic.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:22 PM
Hm.
I honestly don't see how things could get worse for me at this point.
...unless Altered brings me back, but I doubt that. She seems to be reluctant to do it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:23 PM
he doesn’t want pasqualo to go
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:23 PM
It's funny how I've equally hit rock bottom, but it feels like things are the best they've been in a good while.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:23 PM
She has other cats to fry.
Literal cats.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:23 PM
he feels the same
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:23 PM
That's an expression, I think.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:24 PM
I don't want to go either, buddy...
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:24 PM
Oh!
Right.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:24 PM
BREEEEPPP
?
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:24 PM
You wish for a duel, don't you, Fishbunjin?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:24 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:25 PM
If one of you does leave, you might be able to do something before that.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:25 PM
he did see that earlier, was just kind of in the mood for push-ups
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:26 PM
I'd say...
You don't want to be brought back at this point.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:26 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:26 PM
Intuition tells me things are going to get messy up there.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:26 PM
I agree.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:27 PM
what will it mean if one of us is going back?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:28 PM
I dunno, buddy. Probably one of us is gonna get left behind. At least until they die.
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Death BOT 19-Aug-21 11:28 PM
To reassure you, the Beast's alterations aren't stable.
They perish quickly no matter what.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:29 PM
he’ll die again if he has to. This might’ve been the calmest he’s ever been
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:30 PM
Now that I know what lies after double death, I don't think I have that much of a sense of mortality anymore.
I'll take it if it's given to me... but damn sure I'm gonna die after.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:31 PM
BREEEEPPP
he’s glad that pasqualo would come back for him
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:33 PM
You're a fish that's worth coming back for, buddy. :)
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:33 PM
he’s glad that he stayed with pasqualo too, that would’ve been a worse decision to betray him
BREEEEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:35 PM
Pasqualo's looking down at the cloudtops.
...fuck.
Figured it was gonna go this way, but didn't know it for sure.
Till now.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:35 PM
he just realized, altered never made paradise for them. It’s better up here
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:36 PM
Maybe we found true paradise all along. In each other.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:36 PM
BREEEEPPPP
also, guess it’s time to watch everything burn. Altered and Garfield, the duel of the century.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:38 PM
Yyyyyup.
Who are you rootin' for, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:39 PM
shrugs
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:39 PM
...leaning towards Altered more than Garf, but honestly I got no stakes in it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:39 PM
BREEEEPPP
he also grabs popcorn from the fridge
things are getting interesting
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:42 PM
Pasq munches some more popcorn from the bucket he has in his hands.
Yup, things definitely are heating up.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:44 PM
remember when they weren’t trying to murder each other. Much more wholesome
also frick sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:46 PM
Fuck Sean!
Pasqualo tosses another clump of popcorn in his mouth.
Also, yeah; but I think that was going to start even before it was clear it started, bud.
Lots of animosity in these parts, it seems.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 19-Aug-21 11:48 PM
BREEEEPPP
also frick baba the coward
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 19-Aug-21 11:52 PM
Oh yeah, definitely.
It's weird to say, but objectively - I think Eridan might be one of the few good guys around at this point.
Him n' Dry Bones.
Diogenes too.
Maybe Squidward.
Everyone else is either an asshole who killed us, Pasqualo points to cubetops one of those dorks, or infected by Wayne; in which case, they're kinda untrustworthy because Wayne might be using them.
...ha, looks like the same thing that happened to us is happening to Garfield.
Everyone's ganging up on him.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:17 AM
he agrees. People you do a push-up contest with, you can’t break that bond
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:18 AM
Very true.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM
wait what’s going to happen if someone dies? Will they come after us again? Fishbunjin can’t go back to that
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM
...me neither.
Bright side is that it'll be two against one.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM
...if it's two against two then it's slightly less even.
And I'd really really hope it's not two against three!
But at the least Kyoko's gonna come down here soon.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM
BREEEPPP though he did tank 4 people
fishbunjin will beat her up when she comes
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM
Ah, welp. Looks like they've ducked out of sight.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:22 AM
I wonder if Altered Beast is going to try something, or if she'll just go down to the streets too?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:22 AM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:25 AM
Oh, they're down now.
Huh.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:26 AM
he wonders what’s going on in the streets
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM
Not much, I figure.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM
fishbunjin is confused
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM
They thought something was happening down there.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM
and?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM
There's nothing.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM
erika?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM
Okay actually, Eridan and Garfield are arguing now.
But that's about it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:29 AM
about what?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:29 AM
Making paradise with Altered Beast again.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:30 AM
well then
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:30 AM
Huh. Makes sense.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:38 AM
bruh, frick paradise, altered didn’t even care about them. Didn’t care that they murdered him and pasqualo
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:39 AM
Buddy, let's make a pact, right here - right now.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:40 AM
BREEEEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:40 AM
If Altered resurrects either of us - given that we won't have much of a lifespan at all - we should attack the person we have the most grief towards.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM
BREEEEEEEEPPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM
Which, out of the people in cubetops at the moment... that'd be Baba.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM
BREEEEEEPPP he is very mad at baba. Sean would also be on top of that list
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:42 AM
I'd agree with Sean, if it weren't for the "CONSUMED A DEAD SUN" business.
Well, killing Sean. I don't agree with the man himself.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:43 AM
baba is probably the best target
but wouldn’t they come here? The person they hate the most?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:45 AM
Mm... true.
But the same could be said of most people. We don't want a lot of people down here, in all honesty.
They're all kinda... jerks.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:45 AM
wouldn’t it be better to make them suffer
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:45 AM
...true.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:45 AM
BREEEPPP
the popcorn fishbunjin had is gone. He goes to the fridge to grab a protein shake. He should be eating a little better after all of the push-ups
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:49 AM
Yeah, same with Pasq. About empty now. He crumples it up and
throws
it away*
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into the depths
of s p a c e
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:49 AM
fishbunjin watches it fall
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:49 AM
Woah. That went far.
Welp. I'd grab some water, but dunno how good that'd mix even in double-death.
So...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM
BREEEPPP?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM
Pasq grabs... Drinky Mario? What the hell are they doing in the fridge? I guess they technically count as a drink.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM
Hey don't drink that!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:51 AM
Wait, why not?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM
It's, uh...
Complicated.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM
fishbunjin goes to grab one too
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM
Oh no.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM
Wow, two Drinky Marios!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 12:52 AM
Wait, how many of them are there?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:53 AM
Pasqualo uncorks the bottle and begins chugging it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:53 AM
fishbunjin does the same
then chucks the bottle into the infinity space like a football
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:53 AM
...why do I feel like saving princesses and stomping on mushrooms now? Weird. Bleh. Weird aftertaste.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:53 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 12:53 AM
Pasq chucks the bottle with equal gusto!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 12:56 AM
he then chugs the protein shake
chucks the bottle again
fishbunjin then realize, he never ate Joss… he starts licking off all of the blood on him
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:00 AM
Ah,
Well,
Uh,
...
If cannibalism is your choice, buddy - I'm not gonna disparage you for it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:01 AM
he shows pasqualo the hand if he wants any. Also technically not cannibalism for he is a fish. Platypus. Thing
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:02 AM
Nah, buddy, I'm good. Got all the food I want in the minifridge.
Also I guess it isn't...
If only for mismatching species.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:02 AM
It reaches into the fridge and pulls out a bottle of blood.
You know technically this is a drink.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:02 AM
it was good protein. Got to keep the muscles in shape
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:03 AM
...Pasqualo reaches in the fridge and pulls out... holy shit acid put it back put it back
BAD IDEA
...makes me wonder what the hell is in here though.
Like, is there like.
Resurrection juice in here?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:04 AM
fishbunjin seems tempted with the acid
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:09 AM
Well.
I'll nap a bit more.
This is shaping up to be interesting.
Remember to send me your actions. I'll roll the dice when I wake up.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:10 AM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:10 AM
Will do.
Also, you sleep?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:10 AM
I nap.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM
I thought that there was no rest for the dead.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM
Well.
I have a job and this is my breakroom.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM
Time passes however I want it to pass for me here.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:11 AM
no sleep here with fishbunjin
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:12 AM
Guess I could go into sleep mode if I wanted to, but don't really think it's necessary. Maybe it's the cyborg parts that help. I don't know...!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:13 AM
Well.
Anyhow.
She collapses in the sofa and the robes fall flat on it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:13 AM
BREEEEEEEPPPPP
BREEEEEEPPPP
BREEEEEPPPP
BREEEEPPP
guess she is asleep
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:16 AM
Yeeeeeep.
Man, I kinda wonder who the heck is under those robes.
Sure is an Untitled Mystery.
True 1
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:32 AM
fishbunjin contemplates that by trying to make a paradise by killing them, they ended up kind of being in paradise. How ironic
what is alt thinking…?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:33 AM
...it's funny.
We ended up being forward-thinking.
And we got killed for it.
Society, am I right; buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 01:34 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 AM
since death is napping, fishbunjin goes over to the fridge and bring out… the bottle of acid!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 AM
Oh man!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
he opens it… and chugs it!
he kind of flinches for a moment
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
FISH BUDDY NO
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
BREEEEEEEEEPPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
A-are you OK?
WOAH!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
Pasqualo rears back and nearly stumbles out of his seat.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
chucks the bottle on the ground
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 AM
Bad taste?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:05 AM
kind of tastes like carbonated water. Except that it kind of hurt
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:05 AM
Question, Fish Buddy.
Well, hypothetical question.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM
BREEEP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM
I'm wondering what'd happen if their plan actually worked.
Like... would we both come back to life?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM
hmm…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 AM
If life is a cartoon and there are no consequences... then death is a consequence, surely.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM
wait, can dry bones hear us
BREEEEEPPPPP
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM
I think Death said that he couldn't, but worth a shot.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM
BREEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM
DRY BONES, GIVE US A SIGNAL IF YOU CAN HEAR US
DRY BONES, GIVE US A SIGNAL IF YOU CAN HEAR US
DRY BONES, GIVE US A SIGNAL IF YOU CAN HEAR US
DRY BONES, GIVE US A SIGNAL IF YOU CAN HEAR US
...there.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:07 AM
hmm… only if they could be together and no one trying to kill them
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 AM
Woo, that made my throat sore.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 AM
BREEEEPPPP
he didn’t even want to go back anyways
…
jerk
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 AM
What a jerk, yeah.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 AM
after that he grabs another acid
he turns to pasqualo to see if he wants one
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM
...yeah, sure.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM
he gets one for pasqualo
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM
Hand me one, buddy - think I'm gonna need one.
Pasqualo takes it, immediately CHUGS THE HELL OUT OF IT, and tosses it into the endless void of space.
...yikes.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM
fishbunjin shoves the whole bottle down his throat
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM
That leaves you with wicked mad stomach cramps, my dude.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:20 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 AM
It's funny, but their idea of paradise would not actually be paradise.
Because we would actually be in a less ideal situation than we are now!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:21 AM
BREEEEEEPPP
who knew after after death was paradise
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:23 AM
Who knew.
Also, Dry Bones coming out here with the hot takes.
Very respectable figure.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:24 AM
fishbunjin gives him another pat
BREEEPP
fishbunjin is mad for calling pasqualo lame. Jerk
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:26 AM
Really not liking the talks going on at the moment, not gonna lie.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:26 AM
BREEEPPP
just let us rest rest in peace
BREEEEPPPP no power for baba
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:28 AM
God, I'd hate if Baba somehow managed to find a way to demean us further.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 AM
BREEEEPPP at least if one of just goes back they can BREEEP the crap out of them
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:30 AM
You're damn right, Fish Buddy.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:30 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:37 AM
why is eridan murder cool but murder squad isn’t?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:40 AM
I guess because we couldn't be manipulated? Because we were unpredictable?
I don't know, buddy...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:40 AM
shrug, we were cooler anyways
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:41 AM
Yeah, we did it without giving a shit for the people around us.
Right till the end.
We stuck to our morals.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:41 AM
BREEEEEEPPPP
screw them, they’re the only ones in paradise
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:43 AM
We are, exactly.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:43 AM
BREEEEEPPPP
he gives pasqualo a pat on the head
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:44 AM
Ha! He gives Ultra Fishbunjin a pat on the back in return. It's hard to reach up to his head!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:44 AM
he crouches down a little bit
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:47 AM
Pasqualo gets on the tips of his toes...!
And...!
He DOES IT! HE PATS FISHBUNJIN ON THE HEAD! YES!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:47 AM
BREEEEPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:48 AM
At this, Pasqualo stumbles back into his seat. Woah!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:48 AM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:56 AM
He stretches a bit.
Oh dear.
...
This won't be good.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:57 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
...There is very little chance that the outcome of this phase will be a good one.
For... anyone.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
Oh, no...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
So, expect a sudden flood?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
us too?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
Oh, no, don't worry, Fishm
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You're safe down here.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:58 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:59 AM
I wouldn't say a lot of people will die.
But it definitely will be... unpleasant... for those up here.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:00 AM
better be, those jerks
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:01 AM
Let's just say that at least one other person up there feels about the same when it comes to the people in cloudtops as you do.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:01 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:01 AM
They've been good at hiding it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:02 AM
?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM
...Dry Bones?
Only person I can think of.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM
he thinks…
nothing
maybe retsuko since they were after Wayne
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:05 AM
...maybe.
Retsuko was gonna be my second guess.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:06 AM
eridan is his other guess. He seems out to kill Garfield
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:07 AM
Eridan's broadcasting literally everything he's doing.
He's hostile towards specific people, but he's not hiding it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:07 AM
true but death did say they were good at hiding it. Maybe that’s part of the ruse
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:08 AM
Would be a good ruse.
I honestly don't think it's a ruse, though. Seems like one of the most honest people there.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:09 AM
he shrugs who knows
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM
Hm.
Retsuko did not tell the whole truth, by the way.
She said she faked being attacked by Wayne.
That is true.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM
hmm
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM
But she also did something else in the tree.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:14 AM
BREEEPP??
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:14 AM
I've been figuring there's...
She had to have gotten a harsher mutation from somewhere, right?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:14 AM
Yes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM
And Wayne is the only source we know of for that.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM
It is quite simple.
She asked for it.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM
I figured that was the case.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM
BREEEEEPPP?????
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 AM
What's the confusion, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 AM
why?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:17 AM
She liked Wayne.
She hates everyone else.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:17 AM
…
maybe he should give her an apology, if he can anyways
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:18 AM
That includes herself.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:18 AM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:18 AM
Go all in, huh?
I... understand.
...Pasqualo understands that point of view so much.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM
Meaning she would be willing to... hurt herself... if she were to find some plan that would satisfy her.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM
Sssssssshit.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM
fishbunjin really feels that
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:20 AM
It is quite ironic that you two of all people talked to her before going in the tree.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:21 AM
In hindsight, it was a meeting of the minds.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM
definitely ironic
he kind of feels bad for trying to hurt her and wayne
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:23 AM
Wayne and Retsuko and you two had similar goals, although the former were slightly more dramatic about it.
And a bit more noticeable. Obviously.
It is quite hard to convince everyone that you work for good when you look like a giant spreading eldritch flesh-tree.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:24 AM
what was he trying to do?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:24 AM
Mostly destroy the Afterlife, at first.
Then you showed up and he just wanted to survive.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM
…
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM
But, likely, he would have gone ahead if you hadn't killed him.
Retsuko thought this sounded like a good idea as well.
...Thinking about it, she might... still want to...
Huh.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:28 AM
how ironic
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:28 AM
...well then.
They thought they were destroying the villains, but they actually ended up killing the true heroes of the story. Biased point of view, I know; but...
Can't help but see it that way.
They've doomed themselves.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:30 AM
Well.
I still wonder why she wants a microphone...?
The Garfield and Altered Beast situation might not be resolved either.
Garfield likely won't be satisfied without at least one crown.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:32 AM
will they hurt pasqualo and him if they die? Well again?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:33 AM
You can just be tailored back together here.
By me.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:33 AM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:33 AM
You are quite lucky, the both of you. I don't tend to do this in my off hours.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
Well, thank you; at least.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
We may at least enjoy the last few peaceful hours we have together, buddy.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
Definitely more peaceful than whatever is going on up there
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
true
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:34 AM
Very true!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:35 AM
They might be taunting you from beyond the after-grave but they will be less joyful once they receive what is now likely coming onto them.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:36 AM
also true. Again, only here ended up being paradise
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:36 AM
We just escaped early.
What's death when you're already dead?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
This.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
And is this really all that bad?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
Not really.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
huh
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
Compared to that?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:37 AM
Well. It is slightly less eventful.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM
I suppose there's that.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM
eh, at least they’re happy
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM
The streets are the most peaceful right now outside of here, if you ask me.
It is mainly full of
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:39 AM
well ok
glad we can taunt them beyond beyond the grave
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM
Same!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:44 AM
...I think it forgot that it would simply put the bodies in the streets.
Thinking about it, I was slightly wrong earlier.
Technically, someone else could also bring you back.
It cackles.
Peaceful?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM
These guys are ridiculous!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:49 AM
I guess they mean predictable.
It is somewhat predictable that Garfield and the Beast will fight.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:50 AM
true
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:50 AM
They are wrong on that front too, however.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:50 AM
wait what
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:50 AM
Oh, it is another reality bender.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:51 AM
Oh, I see.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:51 AM
oh ok
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:52 AM
As a certain Twitch streamer named Jerma would say...
"Chat, they don't know."
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:52 AM
true
except he doesn’t know what Twitch is
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:53 AM
It's like... a video game streaming platform. Thingy.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM
wait he’s from a game…
huh
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM
Hard to explain, b-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Pasqualo has begun snoring. He is asleep.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM
fishbunjin falls asleep too
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 03:55 AM
Huh.
Welp.
They collapse into the sofa once more.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 01:31 PM
Drat.
This is a very unsatisfying turn of events.
It definitely does not appear that the Beast cares about its subject if it is going to let this happen.
Pitiful ruler.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 01:43 PM
Pasqualo startles awake. Bwuh?
What do you mean?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:01 PM
Eridan and Zero have stated that they will attempt to kill, or slow down Brine.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:02 PM
Oh.
Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
But well, isn't everyone in heaven and hell the beast's subject?
It sounds like there's going to be a lot of death going around.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM
BREEEEEEPPPPP
yeah, that certainly doesn’t look good
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 PM
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Oops. I dropped this.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 PM
BREEEEPPP
fishbunjin picks it up and proceeds to eat it
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM
OH NO!
Good thing there's a lot of them.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM
Pasqualo eats it!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM
fishbunjin was going to eat it…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 PM
Damn. Well. There are a lot of them, buddy! See?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 PM
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 02:14 PM
he eats both
(Imagine having nitro)
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 PM
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 PM
Pasqualo picks up a pizza and devours it. Mmm...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:26 PM
...Well, that smile spooks me.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 02:29 PM
Mhm.
Soon enough, now.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 02:37 PM
Yeah... soon.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:06 PM
well things are looking terrible
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 05:07 PM
EXCUSE ME?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM
?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM
"MONARCHY-COPIER-INATOR"?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:08 PM
fishbunjin is very confused
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 05:18 PM
Uhhhhh, what?
Repeat that again, D?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 05:19 PM
I am simply repeating what the Beast said.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 05:19 PM
Oh! Right, yeah.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:19 PM
what the heck?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 05:19 PM
That does seem kinda... wack, though; right?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:20 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:45 PM
well, it seems like we’re becoming a cartoon
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 05:48 PM
I don't think that exactly changes much, buddy.
No real consequences down here anyways.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 05:48 PM
This place has demonstrated that it is illogical a few times now.
The Afterlife, I mean.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 05:49 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 06:23 PM
Tic, toc, tic toc, the time approaches for them to see the consequences.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 06:33 PM
How bad is it, in your opinion?
From 1 to 10.
1 being nothing happens; and 10, absolute chaos.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 06:34 PM
At least 8.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 06:36 PM
Oh, this is gonna be bad.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 06:52 PM
BREEEEPPPP
glad that he and pasqualo isn’t up there
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Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 07:05 PM
Well.
While we wait for the slightly less deceased to act.
It pulls out another bag of popcorn and sits down in the sofa.
Let's see what both of you have!
Both of you are standing face to face, getting ready for something.
The tension is quite high.
Both are seemingly ready for battle.
...Suddenly!
Pasqualo jumps at Fishbunjin, going at immense speeds as rockets propel his feet!
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He's about to hit his buddy with both fists, but!
Fishbunjin stops him with his hands!
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Incredible!
He doesn't even seem to break a sweat as he holds Pasqualo there!
Then, he pulls back one of his arms, getting ready to punch he closes his fist!
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He stares at his friend, smiles, and...
"BREEEEEPPPPP"
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HE PUNCHES PASQUALO IN THE FACE WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT!
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His head is completely annihilated by the blow!
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Bits of it fly all over the void.
His body collapses.
Fishbunjin stares down at his fallen friend, and...
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He flexes.
He seems happy.
That was a good fight!
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Well now, give me a minute, I need to get Pasqualo back on his feet.
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Death walks around, collecting the bits and pieces of Pasqualo's head, and sows them back together on the body slowly.
It whistles and, after a bit of time, Pasqualo opens his eyes again.
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Not too shabby if I do say so myself.
Let's all stare up now (or down?).
Interesting things will happen there too.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 08:40 PM
What a funny cat.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 08:50 PM
There it is.
...
. . .
Hey, is that something... moving? Here, I mean. In the void, over there.
It almost looks like...
Oh no.
Roots?
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And...
There she is.
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM
🔸 Joss Whedon stayed here.
-----Phase 11----- FRANCE An awful aura emanates from this place. You're unsure as to where you are, but... Wait. This... still feels like the afterlife. Uh, maybe after that. The after-afterlife? Superhell. Let's call it that. There isn't much here. Some burnt baguettes, a lot of smoke and mist, and... is that a minifridge? It looks like there is a humanoid entity in dark robes sitting next to it in a comfortable-looking sofa. It looks like you can talk here, you and other souls who managed to lose their afterlife. You're unsure who's domain this is, if it even belongs to anyone. But someone intrudes on this place, reaching their roots between afterlives. You might be stuck down here. For a long, long time. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/878368021738029056/unknown.png
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM
Pinned a message.
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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM
Joss Whedon
0/3 HP h00h00h00
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM
@Death ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Joss Whedon has: 🔹glass 👁️VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
AH.
WELL.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
I THOUGHT HERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE, DEATH
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD DO THAT!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
what does after after *after death look like?*
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
HI.
UH.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:15 PM
PROBABLY JUST NOTHINGNESS
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:16 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:16 PM
I think you're somehow stuck between the afterlife and the after-afterlife, ma'am.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM
he just kind of stares at her
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM
Pasqualo does the same.
Like, what the fuck?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM
then jumps in front of pasqualo to protect him
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:17 PM
Man, you couldn't have even let our sacrifice be a sacrifice; now you're actively coming after us?
What the fuck!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
I think she didn't even try to go here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
I pity you and Wayne, but also this is just getting ridiculous at this point.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
It appears that she should have died, but somehow her rage kept her alive.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
Yeah, that tracks.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM
BREEEEEEEEPPPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:19 PM
I think she's anrgy now.
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Might not listen to anyone.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:19 PM
Pasqualo goes for one of the empty beer cans floating around and chucks it at the roots.
Calm down.
...Wait. I have... an idea.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM
Uhm..
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM
Hey, Death.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM
At least you had your duel?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM
These roots acted as a pathway between the Cloudtops and the Streets, right?
...If we travelled far enough up them, would we get back to where the others are?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:20 PM
I DON'T KNOW?
DO YOU THINK THIS HAPPENS ON A DAILY BASIS?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:21 PM
Well, we can give it a try?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:21 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:21 PM
I HAVE ACHIEVED MY TRUEST FORm
I NOW COVER ALL AREASSSSS
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:21 PM
Yeah, we got that.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:22 PM
FUUUUUUUCK
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:22 PM
…
BREEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM
This is really annoying.
Man, up there was better than what's going on down here at the moment!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM
please leave us alone
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM
Well, I think I can still prevent her from doing anything here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM
Big. Spooky ass tree.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:23 PM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:24 PM
Oh, by the way Fish Buddy - Sean's on the cubetops!
Fuck Sean!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:24 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
he can’t see anything from there
thanks baba
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:25 PM
Figured.
Thanks Baba.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:25 PM
So.
UH.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:26 PM
fishbunjin then remembers what happened with Wayne. He walks up to her, and gives her a pat. He’s genuinely sorry
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
Yeah, we got sympathy for you.
From what it sounds like - we were both kinda in similar situations.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING WAYNE
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
I'm so tired.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
Nope.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU FOR THAT
WHAT???
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:27 PM
Wayne's still alive!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
Wayne is uh...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
Went into a weird third form.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
WHATEVER HE IS NOW IS NOT HIM
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
I'm surprised Wayne isn't here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
Had a Plan B.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
I don't think you can reason with her.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
fishbunjin backs up, making sure that pasqualo is protected
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
Well, uh.
Just so you know.
You're not gonna be able to kill me.
Death in France is meaningless.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:28 PM
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
I DON'T CARE
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Yeah.
Uh.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
BREEEPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
So, I'm gonna try clambering up your roots now.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
I usually don't tinker with the world of the living... or the dead.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
WAIT YOU CAN
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
But I will say, mr. Fish, that you can try to climb out from those roots.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
CLIMB ME???
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Can't do it now now - space is relative in death, but...
Yeah.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
WHAT!?!?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
Buddy, you wanna come with?
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
NOOOO!!!!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:29 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
Woo! All ABOAAAAAAAARD
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
I'm sorry, Ms. Retsuko, but you and Wayne have been playing around with me for quite a while.
Both of you should be dead and neither of you are down here.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
Well, I didn't know EITHER.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
You said it, buddy.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:30 PM
BUT HERE WE ARE.
I'm going to take an extra-long break after this.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 09:31 PM
(I’ll be in an out maybe but I should be back in 1 and a half)
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:31 PM
Do you know how much paperwork I have to go through?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:31 PM
Oh, a lot.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:32 PM
A LOT.
Playing with Death!
Twice!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:32 PM
Y'know, I'm surprised Kyoko hasn't kicked the bucket yet!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:32 PM
And now you can just climb back out!
CLIMBING BACK OUT!
OF DEATH!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:33 PM
Something something extenuating circumstances.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:33 PM
IF I WEREN'T SO BUSY, I'D CLIMB BACK UP AND KICK EVERYONE'S ASS!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:33 PM
I mean...
This is your breakroom.
You are technically still on break.
So you could.
Theoretically.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:34 PM
. .
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:35 PM
I mean, objectively; I don't think I'm necessarily wrong?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:35 PM
You do make a point.
I need to make a list.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:38 PM
Yyyyup.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:38 PM
I'll have you know that this situation is quite unusual.
The Powers That Be themselves are quite confused.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:39 PM
Not sure how to handle it?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:40 PM
Oh, I mean, this entire thing.
Not just me, don't worry.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:42 PM
Oh, so not just the Retsuko thing; but also Wayne becoming an abomination, the whole Altered Beast gaining control of both Heaven and Hell bit, and... no doubt the Sean thing has gotta turn a few heads too, right?
...man.
When I think about it, we really didn't cause all that much of a ruckus!
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. TOGAMI
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
Oh, you know I'm putting everyone on this god damn list.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
Oh! Garfield too, forgot about Garfield.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
As far as I can tell, it was his backup plan.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:43 PM
STOP SCREAMING HERE!
THIS IS A CALM SANCTUARY OF PEACE AND SERENITY, YOU FUCKING TWATS!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:44 PM
He still seemed fully coherent when I was killing him in the tree.
Even to the end.
The whole reason I did the thing with the shotgun wasn't to necessarily kill Wayne, but because... well...
Everyone else was going to kill me. And I was not going to be able to convince them.
I couldn't see a route through. Even with Fish Buddy by my side, we were outnumbered. 5 to 2.
We've made our peace now, and we know that the right choice would have been for both of us to go out together than just for one of us to die and the other to get left behind.
Everyone in the tree was dead set on murdering me for what appeared to be no reason other than... just. Mob mentality. It was a witch hunt. Because of the possibility that I might kill other people, it was twisted in a panic into "Pasqualo will kill everyone here."
And they were trying to tear me and Fish Buddy apart. It hurt.
It hurts, even still.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:48 PM
I do hope she will hear you out.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:49 PM
I had no chance. I was doing exactly what Altered Beast would have wanted, and I was twisted into a villain for it.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:49 PM
WHAT
HEAR WHAT OUT
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:50 PM
...Okay, I don't think she cares.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:50 PM
So, when it came down to it; my last stand was essentially... kill myself, or kill myself and maybe take out a couple people with me.
I think I made the right choice.
I've accepted my decision.
I can only hope you've accepted yours.
Probably not. But it's worth a shot, right?
Pasqualo shrugs, before getting out one of those jars of acid from the fridge and downing it in one gulp. God, that's good. He chucks it into the depths of space.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:52 PM
I WASN'T
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:52 PM
You weren't in the tree.
What are you talking about?
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:52 PM
OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT AT THE TREE
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:53 PM
No, I meant inside the tree. At it's heart.
You really should have let me kill you. Would have made all of this a lot easier.
Too late now, I guess.
Now I'm in what used to be France, and you're... a tree, I'm guessing.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:54 PM
WHY DID YOU WANT TO KILL ME
WAS THAT YOUR PURPOSE?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:54 PM
Man, do you want me to boil it down?
It was my objective.
I gotta kill a few people.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:54 PM
They just kill people.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:55 PM
Eridan told me that by killing people that had the mutation, we might destroy the tree.
I figured that "OK, this is as good a moral justification as any" and went at it.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM
WAIT. ERIDAN. THAT ASSHOLE.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Then when I got to the cloudtops, you tricked me inside the tree.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM
HE JUST BLASTED BRINE WITH A GUN! It starts scribbling down something on a piece of paper.
I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS AS WELL WHEN I GET UP THERE.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM
Where I thought I killed Wayne via kamikaze, but unfortunately he had a backup plan.
Basically everything I've done up to now has been meaningless except making Fish Buddy as a friend.
So I'm trying to make the most of it, y'know?
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM
UP THERE?
YOU'RE GOING DOWN?
OR UP?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM
I'm not sure where this place even is.
Just...
Back to the Afterlife.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM
Up there as in... "Up there." Afterlife.
Up a mortal layer.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 09:59 PM
Today has been very long.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:00 PM
Definitely, man.
Woman?
Are you non-binary?
What pronouns do you go by, D?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:00 PM
Oh, all of them.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM
Oh, I see.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM
(Death is gender fluid confirmed)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM
Looks like everyone's going down to the streets.
What can you see, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM
BREEEEPPP
he looks up
billy, Garfield, and Zero (Lelouch) are screaming at retsuko
BREEEPPPP
sean is there too
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM
Oh, yep. That's about what I figured.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM
Dear oh dear.
I need a break.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM
BREEEEPPP he gives pasqualo a pat
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE CONSUMED EVERYTHING. I HAVE BECOME THE TREE THAT MR. TOGAMI COULD NOT BECOME. AND I CAN PERFORM AN ACTION IN EVERY AREA. I CAN EVEN TALK WITH THE DEAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS HELP IN THEIR OBJECTIVE NEED ONLY ASK FOR ANYTHING AND I WILL HELP YOU - BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD. THIS WILL BE MY LAST ACTION BEFORE I DIE.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM
OH GOD DAMNIT.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM
Thanks buddy... Pasqualo gives Fishbunjin a backpat.
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM
shrug
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM
Question: Can I move up to the Streets now?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM
FUCK.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM
Because honestly the way things are going...
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM
UH.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM
I don't see why I can't.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM
BREEEPPP
he wants to beat up Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM
SAME!
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM
LET ME SEE WITH MY MANAGERS.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM
(Also I really need to eat dinner so I'll get back to you in a bit lmfao)
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:14 PM
(Ok bye)
well, while he’s waiting, he grabs an acid
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:16 PM
[got it]
Pasq reclines in his chair.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:16 PM
he then shows pasqualo some of the blood on his hands when he punched his head
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:16 PM
WOAH!
Yeah, that hurt a bit, bud.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:16 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:17 PM
It's you though, so it's OK.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:17 PM
BREEEEPPP
he gives him another pat, just to make sure he’s ok
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM
Awwwwwwww~
It's ok!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM
BREEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM
Pasq makes a nondescript anime face.
It's cutesy, though.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:23 PM
@Pasqualo Trianglini GIVE ME THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO KILLED TOGAMI
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:24 PM
BREEEPPPP
he points to Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:24 PM
...I mean, do you want me to be honest?
It was literally just me and Kiryu, and all Kiryu did was like... shoot him. Once. And punch him.
I did the majority of the damage.
No one else did jack shit.
@No Face So there.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:25 PM
SEAN WAS RESPONSIBLE?
HOW?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
Sean killed us.
He lead the charge.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
he infuriated pasqualo and caused him to blow up
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
OK HE'S BAD IN MY BOOK THEN
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
Hell yeah! Go get him.
We hate him too.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:26 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:32 PM
SOMEONE FROM BELOW IS ASKING
WHY IS THIS PLACE CALLED FRANCE
THERE IS NO FRANCE HERE
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:32 PM
he points to the baguettes
billy probably ate France
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:33 PM
OH OK
I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:37 PM
Yeah, Billy ate France; I'm pretty sure.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:44 PM
sean is yelling at him now. Time to torture Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:46 PM
Let's gooooo! I believe in you, buddy!
Nothing going on in the Cloudtops, mind.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:46 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:46 PM
But... I'd love to be there to support ya!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:47 PM
he tried to make Garfield kill Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:48 PM
Good...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:48 PM
he didn’t
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
Figures.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
very sad
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
Pasq throws up his arms. WELP.
Yeah.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
he did think about it though
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
Hey, at least that's something!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:49 PM
just kill him Garfield
wait
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:50 PM
...what?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:52 PM
he screamed that Sean was French
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:52 PM
HE DIDN'T COME FROM DOWN HERE!
WHAT THE FUCK
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:53 PM
fishbunjin said that he was French. Garfield hates French, therefore will kill
it’ll be fine
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 10:55 PM
...right.
So basically Garfield is set against Sean now...?
Interesting.
Oh, interesting. Garfield is up at the clouds now.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 10:57 PM
garfield didn’t respond but hopefully saw that, say it too
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:02 PM
Wait, what do you mean, buddy? Hard to read really complex things on your face, as much as you can communicate.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:02 PM
BREEEPPP
he points to Garfield at the streets. He seems to be considering it if he gets confirmation
can @No Face confirm?
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:03 PM
CONFIRM WHAT
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:04 PM
sean is French, it could end up killing him
BREEEPPPP
pasqualo’s gun was found
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
HUH?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
Wait, my gun?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
I can't see any of this.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
the shotgun
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM
Right, right.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
the gun was pasqualo’s not V1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
Exactly!
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
WHAT GUN IS V1 TALKING ABOUT
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
THE SHOTGUN
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
BREEEPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM
THAT BLEW UP WAYNE'S TREE
I PUMPED IT REALLY HARD
THEN I DIED AND...
FUCK
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM
I THINK LELOUCH HAS IT NOW?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM
?????
@Fish Trouble WHAT IS SEAN TELLING ME?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM
he shakes his head
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:08 PM
WHO OWNED THIS GUN?
WHY IS THERE CUM ON THE GUN
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:08 PM
he points to pasqualo
?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:08 PM
ME
BUT I KICKED SEAN IN THE BALLS AND STOLE IT FROM HIM
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:08 PM
(inside joke)
OH
OK
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:08 PM
AND THEN HE KILLED ME FOR IT
ASSHOLE
Sorry, this is a bit of a touchy subject.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
fricking Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
Man is insanely petty.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
HE'S SAYING YOU KILLED HIM
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
WHAT?
THAT'S A LIE
OUTRIGHT
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
he’s not dead
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:09 PM
HE'S NOT DEAD
RETSUKO
SEAN WAS LITERALLY JUST IN CLOUDTOPS
I DIDN'T KILL HIM WHEN I BLEW UP, AND I DIDN'T KILL HIM WHEN I STOLE THE SHOTGUN
I HURT HIM, BUT I DIDN'T...
I didn't kill him.
I have killed no one apart from Fish Buddy and myself.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:11 PM
he turns to pasqualo seeing if he’s ok
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:12 PM
He's clearly freaked the fuck out by Sean trying to blame him for this again. Bad enough with Baba trying to do it, but now Sean's doing it from a place he can't even retaliate? Such bullshit!
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:12 PM
I MISPOKE EARLIER
THAT WAS GARFIELD WHO SAID THAT
I THINK IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:12 PM
he gives him a hug. Fishbunjin will avenge pasqualo
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:12 PM
Well, Garfield wasn't even THERE
He's outright lying!
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM
EVERYTHING HURTS AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM
The people there were: Fishbunjin, me, Wayne, Sean, Kyoko, Ripley, Baba and Kiryu.
Everyone but Kiryu ganged us on us - Wayne even restricted us!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:14 PM
I got beat nearly to death, and I jumped in the hole pumping the shotgun with literally every step.
I would not lie about my own death.
You can see me right now.
I am in the place where dead people are supposed to be, and I even have someone to provide an alibi.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:15 PM
fishbunjin probably still has a couple of bruises from trying to fend of a few people from killing pasqualo
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:15 PM
THAT WAS ALSO A MISUNDERSTANDING ON MY PART
HE SAID SHOOT, I THINK HE DIDN'T MEAN KILL
DID HE SHOOT YOU?
OR UH, YOU SHOOT HIM?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:16 PM
Me to Garfield, or me to Sean?
I've done nothing to Garfield.
Sean, I kicked in the balls and shot him in the face with the shotgun he found before stealing it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:16 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:17 PM
That was in Purgatory, before I came to the tree.
Sean has whacked me over the head with a rifle, but Garfield hasn't done anything to me.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:17 PM
he looks confused
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:18 PM
Remember? When I got beat half to death?
Think he might have uppercutted me instead, but...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:18 PM
that was fishbunjin… he took on a lot of people, including Sean
that was fishbunjin
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:18 PM
...woah.
...buddy, the link we got is so strong, it feels like your injuries are my injuries.
In that case, Sean has done nothing to me.
But he has uppercutted Fishbunjin.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:19 PM
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BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:19 PM
[no screencapping]
[iirc]
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM
(Sorry)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM
[its like no screencapping of information thats not written in game]
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God..? BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM
(just about to delete that, thx)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM
[like "immersive info"]
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:20 PM
(Ah, I see, I apologize. Thanks for letting me know)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:22 PM
For context as to what Altered is saying, it's got something to do with proving a point to Garfield, I think.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:26 PM
(yeah caps are banned)
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:26 PM
(Ok, I will not to that next time, thanks again!)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:29 PM
....uh oh.
@Death RUN.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:29 PM
BREEEEPPPP????
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:30 PM
RETSUKO'S TRYING TO KILL DEATH
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:30 PM
BREEEEEPPPPPP!!!
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:31 PM
Huh?
Oh, don't be silly now, you can't kill death!
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:32 PM
@Death WHERE ARE WE
ARE WE INSIDE BILLY?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:32 PM
Huh?
No.
This is my break room.
France used to be there.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:32 PM
WHY IS THIS PLACE CALLED FRANCE
OH
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
This is France, right?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
BREEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
...oh.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
Used to be.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
OH.
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
Then it blew up.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
THIS RELAM IS CONFUSING
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
Well, yeah.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
true
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:33 PM
This is the after-afterlife.
It's a bit complicated.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:37 PM
Hey, D! Why can she view down here?
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:37 PM
She seems to be between death and after-death.
Her soul is torn apart.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:37 PM
huh
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Death BOT 20-Aug-21 11:38 PM
It is possibly very painful.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:38 PM
YEAH THIS REALLY HURTS
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:38 PM
Well, that tree is big...
A big guy, even.
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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:39 PM
I MEAN FOR YOU I'M NOT THAT BIG I CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING HERE
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:39 PM
to be fair, they can’t do anything here either
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:39 PM
Haha! Yes you can, but that's for me to know and for you to find out.
Let's just say that... Garfield's ideal of a paradise is very real down here.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:40 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
he goes over to the fridge, and turns to pasqualo and retsuko to see if they want anything
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:41 PM
Pass me some more popcorn, buddy!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:42 PM
he tosses pasqualo some popcorn. Some of gets lost in the void
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:42 PM
Pasqualo watches the popcorn float away.
...yeah, I'm not surprised.
He sits, satisfied with the somewhat full bucket.
Pasq throws a clump of popcorn in his mouth, beginning to munch.
I mean, we have as much lasagna as possible down here; so I think Garfield would honestly be very happy here, if he's like the comic cat I've read so much about.
Plus it's a break room! So no Mondays.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:44 PM
BREEEEPPPPP
after seeing the popcorn, he gets an idea
he jumps up…
and starts floating in the void!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:48 PM
Pasqualo watches.
Woah!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:48 PM
it’s pretty fun
BREEEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:49 PM
How're you gonna get back down, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:49 PM
shrug
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 20-Aug-21 11:50 PM
Well, have fun floating, I guess!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 20-Aug-21 11:51 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:35 AM
Huh,
Lots has happened.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:35 AM
?
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:35 AM
I'm a bit tired.
I am still considering climbing back up.
Things will come to an end soon.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:37 AM
fishbunjin is very confused
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:37 AM
Oh, the game, and the war, I mean.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:38 AM
well ok…
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:39 AM
She sighs.
What would I even do if I went up there...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:40 AM
help torture Sean and Baba?
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:40 AM
Hm.
I do not usually interfere with the mortal world that way.
I was considering kicking everyone who was involved in this mess' ass.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:41 AM
fishbunjin is sad
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:41 AM
But the list is a bit too long.
20 people long, to be exact.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:42 AM
fair
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:45 AM
...
I'll sleep over it.
He collapses in the sofa once more.
Their robes fall flat on it.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:48 AM
Seeing this, he goes over to death… and takes off the hood
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:54 AM
I think that's probably a good idea. ...if whatever Garfield does comes to fruition then there really won't be much of a difference between your break room and the higher levels of the afterlife.
Not to say we couldn't stay here, but there's not much point in it, you know?
And we certainly seem to have the choice, given by these roots.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 01:55 AM
There does not appear to be anything under the hood.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:55 AM
huh
he does seem to ponder going back down. At least he can kill baba and Sean that way
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:56 AM
We could probably at least kill Sean.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:56 AM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:56 AM
He doesn't seem to be doing too good at the moment.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:57 AM
BREEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:57 AM
Not too sure about Baba, though. They seem pretty healthy.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:57 AM
he looks at Sean, pretty beat up, about halfway to death death
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:58 AM
We could take him if we teamed up. Element of surprise, right?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 01:58 AM
BREEEEPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 01:58 AM
Although... we only have one phase left.
And I wouldn't count on it that Sean's going to stay in the cloudtops. Or the streets, as it were.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:04 PM
Hm.
I don't know.
Would we stay up there after it is all said and done?
I don't know if my employers would like that.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:05 PM
Who are your employers?
And also it sounds like they're kinda planning on coming down here if we don't go up there?
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:06 PM
Who?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:07 PM
Well, some people were planning on killing you, right?
And even if it's not possible - they're probably at least going to try.
So those people.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:08 PM
Ah. Right.
It sounded like Altered Beast wants to kill God specifically.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:09 PM
Sounds like it!
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:09 PM
As for Garfield, erm, it sounds like he isn't satisfied with what he was offered.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:11 PM
So he might take an... alternate route...?
Hm.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:17 PM
As for my... employers... well.
Let us not dwell on that too much.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:20 PM
If you say so, D.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 02:21 PM
BREEEEEPPP
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:21 PM
You have some sort of employer as well, don't you?
You said you signed a contract.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 02:22 PM
Yeah. Long story short, made a bad bet with Luci when I came down to hell.
I wanted to kill everyone up there at the time, would you believe it? But she managed to whittle me down to like... 4 souls. As well as a bit of background cleanup work.
Then it became official and stuff.
Instead of a. Weird. Rampage.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 02:24 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 02:28 PM
Huh.
I see.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:52 PM
...Thank you Retsuko.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:52 PM
????
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:52 PM
I don't know what would have happened if, erm, they had tried to reanimate Fishbunjin.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:53 PM
[that would have caused a design disaster]
[probably two fishbunjins]
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:53 PM
Altered Beast was about to reanimate you.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:53 PM
BREEEEPPPP??????
how would that work. He is so confused
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:53 PM
I do believe that would have caused some sort of collapse in reality.
Or just. Two Fishbunjins.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:54 PM
...Player 2 Fish Buddy?
Pasqualo thinks.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:54 PM
BREEEEEPPPP
actually, now that he thinks about it, there have been two fishbunjins
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:55 PM
Whaaaaaaaaaat?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:55 PM
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:55 PM
...Huh.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:55 PM
Wow!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:56 PM
it’s very strange
he thinks a bit more… there was also a mechanical version of him one time. That was also weird
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:56 PM
Woah, you have a lot of copies, buddy...
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
WOAH!
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
Wo.
📝 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
It's like you, but it's me instead!
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
that’s not even all of them. Let’s see, a chicken, actually a human…
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
DO YOU WANT ME TO CHANGE HIS MIND
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:57 PM
BREEEPPP except for the fact that he wasn’t cool
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
I MEAN HER SORRY
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
...huh.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
Well, I mean... do we wanna kill God, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
shrug
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
I WOULDN'T MIND HELPING A PLOT TO KILL GOD
HE'S PROBABLY THE REASON ALL THIS HAPPENED
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
I'm not getting involved in that.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
If so, we can send that theoretical copy off and have it help them...
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 05:58 PM
I'm a neutral force here.
Mostly.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:59 PM
or… we could use him to help beat up Sean
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 05:59 PM
I mean, true... but we can handle that ourselves, right?
He's pretty weak.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 05:59 PM
true
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
OK! So, you're good with that, right, buddy?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
BREEEEPPP
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
SO TWO FISHIES OR NO
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
would he have control of the other him?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
Two fishes!
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
OK
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
BREEEPPPP
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
I WILL LET ALT KNOW
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:00 PM
I honestly don't know! Maybe.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:01 PM
I might not appear in the same area as you, so you know.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM
Oh well.
In that case, I guess this is goodbye?
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM
if we’re going to the streets, probably
…
BREEEEEEPPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM
No, not you!
We're going up together.
I'm talking about D.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM
Well. I'm still unsure if a damaged soul like you is going to be stable enough to last very long.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:02 PM
oh BREEEEPPPP
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:03 PM
And everyone ends up with me anyhow.
Eventually.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:03 PM
he waves bye to death
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:03 PM
Well, a phase is all we need. We have some unfinished business to take care of.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:04 PM
Yes.
Good bye, now.
Well, not now.
In a bit.
I still need to do the phase update, after all.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:20 PM
Actually. You might still not be very.. stable next phase.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:20 PM
?
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 06:21 PM
So I am assuming the Powers That Be will not let you use the usual way of sending actions.
You might have to go through me again.
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 06:21 PM
BREEEEPPPP
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 21-Aug-21 06:28 PM
Oh man. Well.
Figured that might be the case.
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Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:02 PM
LOCK
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 07:17 PM
Well, this is time.
Fishbunjin stares a bit at the Retsuko's roots...
And flexes.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874410351599435816/877682760377069649/image0.gif
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Incredible.
Then, let's see...
Pasqualo is waiting for him at the end of one of the longer roots.
After Fish is done flexing, they start climbing together.
Or going down? I can't quite tell.
Geometry is a scam anyhow.
Oh, you're both quite far already, huh?
Let me get ready...
Death splits into two entities of the same size and shape.
There! If anyone else dies, I'll be there too!
Now...
The first Death lifts up her robes slightly, revealing nothing under them, and starts climbing... or going down. Hard to tell.
...Both Fish and Pasqualo feel like they are being remembered somewhere else as they keep going.
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 08:46 PM
Oh, wait, something's falling down here!
What wretched luck.
I think that's... a very big duck.
blurryeyes 1
billy 2
Or a goose? Not sure.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM
🔸 Joss Whedon stayed here.
-----Phase 12----- FRANCE An awful aura emanates from this place. You're unsure as to where you are, but... Wait. This... still feels like the afterlife. Uh, maybe after that. The after-afterlife? Superhell. Let's call it that. There isn't much here. Some burnt baguettes, a lot of smoke and mist, and... is that a minifridge? It looks like there is a humanoid entity in dark robes sitting next to it in a comfortable-looking sofa. It looks like you can talk here, you and other souls who managed to lose their afterlife. You're unsure who's domain this is, if it even belongs to anyone. You might be stuck down here. For a long, long time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848245566776803331/878727707381346324/1FONz1TedCKUQTVS9CnsAyg.png?width=1066&height=676
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM
Pinned a message.
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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM
Joss Whedon
0/3 HP h00h00h00
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Player: Munstro Txikia Character Source: (Real Life)
Billy
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Maack Character Source: (Objective)
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM
@Death @Spy ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Joss Whedon has: 🔹glass 👁️VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.
📝 1
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM
BREEEPPPP
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM
Hello again.
(Wait you're not supposed to be here)
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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM
(I don’t think so either)
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 09:45 PM
(oops we forgot y'alls perms)
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:47 PM
What the fuck.
WHAT
I DIDN'T DIE
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM
Wow!
Hahaha, that worked!
well i don't know who won that battle but we're both here now
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM
Hilda did.
BUT WHY DID YOU TAKE ME TO FRANCE
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 09:48 PM
i dunno
just felt like a good move against you
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
Hi again, Retsuko.
I see you finally ended up here, for real.
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
...
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
hi
wow...i feel so much better now
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
am I in superhell?
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
i really needed to get that out of my system
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM
or am I still "alive"
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM
You're not really dead.
I guess you just tripped and fell.
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 09:50 PM
...
like a dumbass...
billy
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Retsuko BOT 21-Aug-21 09:58 PM
oh....I see a few people didn't think i was hardworking
guess you can't please everyone
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Death BOT 21-Aug-21 10:19 PM
It happens.
Don't worry Retsuko.
I think you worked hard.
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Billy BOT 21-Aug-21 11:48 PM
billy
you worked hard to toss me BACK TO FRANCE
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Death BOT 22-Aug-21 03:35 PM
Hm.
There is a surprising turn of events in the afterlife.
One which I was not expecting.
I might have to get more sofas.
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Death BOT 22-Aug-21 07:01 PM
Good day.
And good night.
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Luci BOT 22-Aug-21 07:02 PM
LOCK
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Death BOT 22-Aug-21 07:05 PM
...Oh, right.
I still have to do this job I assigned myself.
Retsuko seems to be staying in one of the sofas here.
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Death BOT 22-Aug-21 07:18 PM
Billy seems to be...
Quacking.
A lot.
And...
Some people are starting to walk down into here.
Willingly. They did not die.
Diogenes walks down first, in his cardboard box.
Ripley and her strange pet seem to be following, on a red carpet.
Baba is right next to her, seemingly satisfied by something.
Pasqualo appears down here. It looks like he took a quicker route, heh.
V1 falls down, his marskman seemingly still smoking hot, followed by an angry-looking Fishbunjin.
Finally, a very soft, pleasant tune can be heard.
It stops, and Squidward slowly walks down here, clarinet in his hands.
The portal above closes.
Now, there is nothing but peace, tranquility, sofas and a minifridge.
And each other.
Good night, now.
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