Theatre of the Absurd
EARLOG / earlog-greed
marksman 
BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
Fishbunjin has:
jossblood 
VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...
Garfield has:
weezer VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.
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spittin quacks
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V1 stayed here.
Kyoko moved to rooftops
Zero stayed here.
Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.
Fishbunjin stayed here.
Altered Beast stayed here.
Garfield stayed here.
The Plague moved to rooftops
Eridan Ampora stayed here.
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cardboardbox BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person.
V1 has:
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has two charges. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
Fishbunjin has:
jossblood VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...
Garfield has:
weezer VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.
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Diogenes moved to rooftops
Squidward stayed here.
V1 moved to rooftops
Zero moved to streets
Pasqualo Trianglini moved to rooftops
Fishbunjin moved to rooftops
Altered Beast moved to streets
Garfield moved to streets
Eridan Ampora moved to streets
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
The GM has manually moved Squidward to another area.
Kazuma Kiryu moved to ???
glass VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.
Kyoko has:
thunder-bolt VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy. It's glowing an odd shade of green...
Ellen Ripley has:
xenomorph VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!
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Joss Whedon moved to streets
Kyoko moved to rooftops
Ellen Ripley moved to streets
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
musket BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings...
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Sean Evans moved to streets
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
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V1 moved to rooftops
darkestmutation VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.
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Retsuko moved to streets
thunderbolt VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
Eridan Ampora has:
ahabs-crosshairs BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃
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Brinelex Brine moved to rooftops
Superb moved to rooftops
Eridan Ampora moved to rooftops
Dry Bones moved to rooftops
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darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
shotgun BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...
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