Theatre of the Absurd
EARLOG / earlog-purgatory
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Diogenes moved to streets
Billy stayed here.
Superb moved to rooftops
Squidward moved to streets
xenomorph 
VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!
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Ellen Ripley moved to sanctuary
Kazuma Kiryu moved to streets
Billy stayed here.
Joss Whedon stayed here.
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Billy stayed here.
Joss Whedon moved to cloudtops
xenomorph VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!
The GM has manually moved Joss Whedon into this area!
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Ellen Ripley moved to cloudtops
Billy stayed here.
The Plague moved to streets
Kyoko moved to cloudtops
Joss Whedon moved to cloudtops
shotgun 
BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
Kazuma Kiryu has:
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
Garfield has:
weezer VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.
Baba has:
coin-word BIG It's a word! It says "coin".
Superb has:
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
V1 has:
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has two charges. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
Fishbunjin has:
jossblood VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...
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she knocks over the barbecue on the way past
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Dry Bones moved to rooftops
Sean Evans moved to rooftops
Kazuma Kiryu moved to cloudtops
Billy moved to rooftops
Zero moved to rooftops
Altered Beast moved to rooftops
Garfield moved to rooftops
Eridan Ampora moved to rooftops
Baba moved to rooftops
Superb stayed here.
V1 stayed here.
Pasqualo Trianglini moved to cloudtops
Fishbunjin moved to cloudtops
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
Brinelex Brine has:
thunderbolt VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
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Superb stayed here.
V1 moved to ???
Brinelex Brine stayed here.
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cardboardbox BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person.
Brinelex Brine has:
thunderbolt VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.
darkmutation VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?
Retsuko has:
darkestmutation VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.
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Superb moved to sanctuary
Diogenes stayed here.
Brinelex Brine moved to sanctuary
Retsuko moved to rooftops
Squidward moved to ???
cardboardbox BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person.
The GM has manually moved Squidward into this area!
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Diogenes moved to sanctuary
Squidward moved to sanctuary
baguettekey VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp?
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️ is kinda like an archrivval that also kisses you sometimes an so on you push each other to be the best you can be
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️ are seen as someone wwho servves as your closest confidant an friend kinda like a platonic soulmate
️ is wwhen a third party comes in an moderates another relationship for wwhatevver reason its a bit complicated an not ovverly relevvant
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Eridan Ampora moved to cloudtops
Dry Bones moved to cloudtops
baguettekey VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp?
Diogenes has:
cardboardbox BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person.
Kazuma Kiryu has:
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
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Ancestor Wayne moved to sanctuary
Diogenes moved to sanctuary
Kazuma Kiryu moved to sanctuary
Squidward moved to sanctuary
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baguette-word BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".
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Baba moved to cloudtops
cardboardbox BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person.
letters BIG It's a series of alphabet blocks! You could probably make any word you desire out of these.
Kazuma Kiryu has:
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
Ellen Ripley has:
xenomorph VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!
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Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from CUBETOPS!
Baba appeared from CUBETOPS!
baguette-word BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".
void-word BIG It's a word! It says "void"
Fishbunjin appeared from CUBETOPS!
jossblood VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...
V1 appeared from CUBETOPS!
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
Altered Fishbunjin appeared from CUBETOPS!
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Zero appeared from CUBETOPS!
Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to CUBETOPS!
Fishbunjin instantly moved to CUBETOPS!
V1 instantly moved to CUBETOPS!
Baba instantly moved to CUBETOPS!
Baba appeared from CUBETOPS!
baguette-word BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".
void-word BIG It's a word! It says "void"
V1 appeared from CUBETOPS!
marksman BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!
nailgun BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.
railcannon BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.
Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from CUBETOPS!
Fishbunjin appeared from CUBETOPS!
jossblood VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...
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Squidward instantly moved to CUBETOPS!
Squidward appeared from CUBETOPS!
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