Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-rooftops

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

-----Phase 1----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette... On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

Baba

3/3 HP

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

The Plague

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

@Altered Yeast @Bernkastel @Abraham Lincoln @High Priestess Adiris @Kuro Ampora

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

well isn't this just great

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

hello all you people and or things i havvent seen before

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:04 PM

What the cat doing

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:04 PM

Now it is the time...

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:04 PM

hey i remember you

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:05 PM

my names eridan ampora

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:05 PM

Ah yes, same to you aswell, the false king

I need no introduction

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:05 PM

not that it matters to me but wwhatre your names

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:06 PM

im garfield, you should remember that name.

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:06 PM

BABA IS BABA

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:06 PM

What might be more important to you all is what I aim to do

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:06 PM

what is it

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

I need not remind you the failure of the usupers of our time catbeast

I will not make the same mistakes, I will succeed

And, I trust you will all not get in my way

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

I don't even want to know what baba coudve done to end up in hell

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

talk about vvague

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

haha cool cool anyways wanna work together

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

ROOF IS HOLE

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

BABA IS MURDERER

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

Hmm,,, I know of your thirst for power catbeast, all in the name of laziness once you achieve it, your work will be accepted

as for the sheepbeast.... I, I honestly dont know

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:10 PM

BABA IS NOT "SHEEPBEAST"

BABA IS BABA.

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:10 PM

ill take that as a yes

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

Baba is stupid

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

Indeed, apologies if my vagueness is difficult, existence here has, eroded the self, in a few small ways

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

YOU WILL DIE

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

It has been a while

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

I'll kill you and your family

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:12 PM

i wouldnt mess with the sheep something seems off about em

yo sheepie want to join melty beast and I and go do some cool stuff

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

Our first goal, would be to find where the rulers of this realm lie

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

wwhat did you do to end up dowwn here then if youre afraid of a murderer

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

eyup

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

BABA IS NOT SHEEP

BABA WILL NOT JOIN

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

apparently gluttony is a sin or something, seems kinda bogus if you ask me.

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

BABA HAS WORK

AREAS WILL CHANGE

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

What do you speak of??? What power does a tiny sheepbeast have??

Baba BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

YOU WILL SEE

Plague BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

Do you guys want to break babas legs

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:15 PM

Hmrph

Nay, it poses no threat to us as it is

I do wonder, what lies beyond in the sanctuary...

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:16 PM

ivve done things thatre dowwnright fuckin unconscionable so i deservve to be here i wwont debate it

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:17 PM

As have I, no worries, I've been considering this a new "lease" on life as it were

at least, that is what the manfools say

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:17 PM

right you are wwhatevver you are

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:18 PM

garfield 2 baby

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:19 PM

so wwhatre you plannin on doin maybe i can help someone out i dunno

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:20 PM

can i ask you a question first

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:20 PM

sure thing purrbeast

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:20 PM

what is the worst day of the week

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:20 PM

wwhats a wweek

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:21 PM

whatever ill just tell you

i gotta talk to whoevers running this place

I have some unfinished buisness

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:21 PM

is that all

oh

sorry my wwordsre comin out sloww

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:22 PM

no worries, slow is my style too

just dont infringe on my copyright

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:23 PM

wwouldnt dream a it

wwell as for me

ivve got somethin of a goal too

ivve got this title thing declarin me the prince a hope

so im tryin to find some hopey stuff to get invvolvved in

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:26 PM

What are you? An ultimate form of hope?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:27 PM

somethin like that i guess

nevver god tiered unlike my ex but that doesnt matter

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:27 PM

i mean ive got a lotta hopes

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

Catbeast, we may as well recruit all that will join us, I doubt our targets will abdicate like those manfools did back in our day

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

yeah true that was really easy back then

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

"abdicate" is too sugary of a word for what happened isn't it

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

its probably gunna be a bit harder

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:29 PM

We may as well lay our plans bare, I would doubt anyone is allied directly against our intentions

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:29 PM

ivve got experience fightin angels btww so im not afraid a wwhatevver heavvens got in store for us

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:30 PM

Ah, your hear our words well, horned one

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:30 PM

ur hired

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:30 PM

is this a flarp type thing

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

I've been around since the primordial age of the earth and several eons after and I have no idea what that means

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

sounds funny

pretty fun to say too

flarp

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

been a wwhile since i dusted off my sheet but i go by orphaner dualscar on the high seas

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:32 PM

Oh, don't tell me, you think this is some kind of group that does drama in the woods

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:32 PM

oh

wwell no i wwas thinkin more piratey than that

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:33 PM

On the vessels then

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:33 PM

you better not be one of those "theatre kids"

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:34 PM

ivve got experience in both combat and character play

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:34 PM

...I'll take character play for "being able to put on a good act when needed"

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:34 PM

if you wwant me to focus on the former thats fine but im a wwarrior poet wwith an unquenchable spirit ill havve you knoww

if you come across a rifle or a wwand im wwell vversed in fightin wwith either

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:35 PM

This may go against my nature but I would prefer to try, diplomacy, coercion, a method without bloodshed, before anything with it

I want to test these methods one last time

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:35 PM

yeah blood takes a lotta effort to clean up

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:36 PM

wwands preferred though the powwer of my wwhite science cannot be beat

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:36 PM

not that i would know

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:36 PM

Bah, science, you speak of the manfool's poor magic

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:37 PM

excuse me i think youll find its magic thats false and science is legit

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:37 PM

Oh the things I would show you if you were there

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

i didnt science my ex to death to hear this from a malformed lusus

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

Great lord's shooting lighting from their fingertips, a creature born of stone and raw fright, the things I've seen would prove otherwise

Besides, look around you, what do the manfool ways say about this realm?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

say wwhat you wwill but i think theres a perfectly sound explanation for all of it that doesnt invvolvve nonsense fake magic

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

we must be in chicago

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Yes, sure, sure

Regardless, I will be ascending to greed, I believe our first quarry lies there, does it not?

Or at least, in that direction, if the manfool tales of this realm are to be believed

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:43 PM

hmmm

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:43 PM

ivve got this special treasure from my time flarpin and allowwance that might help out anyone wwho wwants a coin

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:43 PM

Currency you say?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:44 PM

yeah

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:44 PM

Perhaps that may help us in greed

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:44 PM

money can buy food so im in

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:44 PM

i take it gar theres the leader a this little outfit then

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:45 PM

Yes, so true horned one

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:45 PM

are you mockin me nameless thing

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:46 PM

Nay, your words perplexed me for a moment

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:46 PM

nah but really though wwhat should i call you

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:46 PM

What is also perplexing is the layout of this realm, if purgatory is below, and the next layer of hell is above, then is heaven beneath us?

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:47 PM

maybe its opposite day

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:47 PM

Hmrph, call me a beast, it is the name of my kind, some have taken to calling me "Altered" aswell, it is a fitting title for my form

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:48 PM

yeah angels fly in the sky so wwhy dowwn thats wweird

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:48 PM

The manfool stories were wrong, as to be expected from manfools

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:48 PM

ill call you alt then i like short nicknames if you couldnt tell

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:49 PM

I see that

I suppose there is little else to try and gain from speculation on this realm, as we all clearly were left unprepared from the tales

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:52 PM

this seems wway different than the dream bubble idea fef used to talk about for sure

btww is anyone here seein anyone outta curiosity haha my quadrantsre freshly empty

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:55 PM

Seein,,, anyone??

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:55 PM

yknow like

i dunno howw to put it

in a relationship

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 07:55 PM

I have no interest in such things

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 07:56 PM

ah i get ya i nearly gavve up myself after fef dumped my sorry ass

but i dont think i could cope wwith bein on my owwn i had enough a that in lowwaa

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 07:58 PM

i considered marryin this cat once to become a king but then she got blown up with beastie over there

i dont think she would have appreciated that idea though

looks like theres some other people on the rooftops with us

maybe we can get some of them to help us

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 08:08 PM

Yes, get them to join us

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 08:09 PM

are wwe gonna name this little coalition

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 08:10 PM

Hmm, it would be proper I suppose

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 08:11 PM

just not red or blue team please youll give be flashbacks to fuckin sol and his inanity

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 08:24 PM

if neither a you got a suggestion i guess id say somethin like the lusii creww since you both remind me a lusii an i wwas raised by one

ironic givven my title a orphaner but thats howw the grub crumbles i guess

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 08:26 PM

that’s pretty good but I’m not sure if it’s swaggy enough

How about lasagna lads or garf gang

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 08:28 PM

wwhat is lasagna

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 08:29 PM

really good food

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 08:30 PM

i think id prefer garf gang a the twwo personally

alt wwhen youvve zoned back in wwe could use your take

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 10:40 PM

anyone around wwho wwants to talk

im curious about bab an the lady if eitherre dowwn to chat or wwhatevver

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Lusii you say? What do you speak of?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:15 PM

oh boy alright wwell theyre beasts a pure wwhite that raise trolls from grubs theyre like part guardian part pet its a kinda symbiotic deal thing

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:19 PM

A beast of pure white....

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:20 PM

mhm as a seadwweller mines an aquatic beast if it needed to be said

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:20 PM

It reminds me of a close friend, ill vouch for that name

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:21 PM

oh really interestin garf are you game for that name in spite a the alleged swag issue

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Catbeast, you surely must remember what it reminds me of

For once, overlook the issue of swag

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:23 PM

wwild that you twwo knoww each other from life wwonder if ill run into anyone i kneww here

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:24 PM

Do not despair if you do not

This realm must be the "end all be all" if that makes sense

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:26 PM

ah youre sayin evveryonell come here evventually right

Altered Beast BOT 10-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Yes, so if a friend is not here now, then it is only a question of when

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:30 PM

some people id be lookin for probably wwould end up in the other place but i got time for that later

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:46 PM

so you want lusii crew as the name?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:46 PM

alt expressed so yeah

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:46 PM

mmm its not bad... could do with some illiteration...

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:47 PM

lusii league maybe

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:49 PM

how about the LEGENDARY lusii league

triple L if you will

its dangerously close to league of legends but hopefully they wont file any copyright trademark whatever disputes

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:51 PM

ooh i like that has a nice ring to it

alt im assumin youre on board right

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:53 PM

(our theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2K7HAr0yjk)

MYTH & ROID - Topic

L.L.L

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:54 PM

also should wwe maybe talk terms an conditions of this alliance wwevve set up

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:54 PM

Also I volunteer as the leader/figurehead of the group, we can all have the same power or whatever up to you guys. Any objections?

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:55 PM

none here

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:55 PM

terms and conditions huh... i have some ideas.

ooo maybe we should make like

commandments

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:56 PM

like is the idea that wwe stick together or is some degree of separation ok

id prefer a bit more freedom personally but case by case an all

Garfield BOT 10-Aug-21 11:58 PM

eh it should be mutually beneficial

i dont think we have to be glued to eachother

Eridan Ampora BOT 10-Aug-21 11:58 PM

ah i see

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:02 AM

Commandment #1: Majority rules; if half of the group vote to add or remove someone from the group it becomes official. Commandment #2: There shall be no mention of the second day of the week that starts with M.

second commandment has some confusing phrasing but you get what i mean

just some examples we can spitball

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:03 AM

i dont but i cant mention a thing i dont really knoww about to be fair

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:04 AM

well thats a good thing so just dont worry about it i gues

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 12:05 AM

MONDAY

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:07 AM

alright not really a commandment but ill entrust one a you wwith one a my coins this phase as a showw of trust they got a psychological effect so to speak that should help you perform at wwhatevver the fuck youre tryin to do wwhile you got one

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:07 AM

you are gunna regret that.

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:08 AM

oh ok thats the wword i shouldnt say got it

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:09 AM

not cool baba

dont say that again

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:09 AM

also howw the fuck did you do that wwith your face that wwas wwild

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:10 AM

its just what mon--- does to a mfer

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:10 AM

damn guess im not a mfer then

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:10 AM

guess not

so commandments

we need some benefits

dental insurance?

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:12 AM

wwe back each other up an tell anyone else that your felloww members of lll are totally sick an hot an one in particular is avvailable an maybe like wwink wwhen you say it

dentals good too though

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:13 AM

solid

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 12:15 AM

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:16 AM

1: Majority rules 2:No Mention of Mond*y 3: Free dental 4: Back each other up, share our power, spread our name and how epic we are, and find homestuck guy a date

hows that lookin

maybe 4 should be broken up

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:17 AM

~~wwhats homestuck~~

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:17 AM

it came to me in a vision

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:19 AM

if its all the same to you im gonna givve alt the first coin and ill givve you one next phase provvided lll hasnt like fuckin imploded or anythin by then

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:20 AM

k

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:22 AM

wwait wwhat the fuck am i sayin i could totally just givve you both coins right noww

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:23 AM

ok

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:25 AM

anywways so wwhatre you twwo plannin to do around here before wwe head off greedwward

im gonna rummage if i can after givvin you your coins

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 12:36 AM

This is getting into the way foolish human organizations go

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 12:37 AM

well then what do you wanna do

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 12:38 AM

Hrnph

Fine, organize it however you like

I for one, will be attempting to recruit some of these friendly souls here...

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 12:44 AM

just think of it as symbiotic right like my lusus dont givve that many shits wwhat i get up to as long as im takin care of him as best i can like he does for me

bab doesnt seem that amenable givven the antagonizin a garf an the lady said hardly a wword so far fwwiww

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:09 AM

garf you got a plan of action you wwanna share wwith the group or nah

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 01:10 AM

uhhhhh

sure i guess

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:11 AM

(I'm not being annoying with all my jabber am I?)

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 01:11 AM

(nah)

well full disclosure, as you probably already know i'm here to get power. not really sure how im gunna do that but i need it to avenge myself and some other important things.

guess we gotta go find satan or something

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:19 AM

stick wwith me an i can givve you up to three a these coins so thatll at least be a bit a powwer for you

i am expectin some solid bro movves in return but yeah if youre lookin for powwer stickin wwith me an accruin wwealth isnt a bad place to start

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:24 AM

YOU HAVE COINS?

BABA NEEDS ITEMS

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:24 AM

wwhy should i give em to you bab

are you gonna swwear fealty or somethin

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:25 AM

MAYBE

BABA HAS ABILITY NEEDS ITEM

ROOF IS COIN

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:26 AM

wwhats your goal here is wwhat i guess i should ask

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:28 AM

AREA MUST CHANGE

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:29 AM

What power can a meager coin give me?

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:29 AM

coins can be exchanged for goods an servvices

and also theyre quite nice lookin

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:29 AM

What power can meager goods and services give me?

Do not mistake me for a common manfool

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:30 AM

wwouldnt dare

youll see alt just take a coin for the moment alright

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:31 AM

PLEASE GIVE COIN BABA WILL USE ABILITY ROOF WILL BE COIN

BABA WILL CRASH ECONOMY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/865652973266272256.png?v=1

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:32 AM

but wwhy wwould i wwant that

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:32 AM

Destroy the institutions of manfools?

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:32 AM

YES

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

As foolish as they are I don't see what we could gain from such devastation

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

in this case said institutions benefit me though

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

ERIDAN IS CAPITALIST

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:33 AM

Unless, of course, you have another intention?

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:34 AM

listen bab you gotta make me a better deal if you wwanna make one a my main perks irrelevvant

ivve done far wworse than profit from inequality an it sounds like you havve too

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:36 AM

BABA COMMITTED MURDER

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:36 AM

If the lamb can affect the space of this reality like it says, then it could prove a useful ally

Change it to our advantage and forcibly gain the high ground

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:36 AM

BABA HAS IDEA

VAULT HAS KEYHOLE

ERIDAN GIVES COIN

BABA USE ABILITY

KEYHOLE IS COIN

VAULT IS UNLOCKABLE

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:38 AM

so wwho gets wwhats in there then are you sayin thats for me if i givve a coin

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:38 AM

MAYBE

BABA DOES NOT KNOW

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:39 AM

Its a mystery box if you will

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:40 AM

alright if i get wwhatevvers in there youvve got a deal i suppose

that could be wwhat someones lookin for in there as in hope manifest

and thats wworth more than you could knoww

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Hrmph, perhaps it could be good collateral for even a king to leave thier throne

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:45 AM

BABA IS NOT LAMB IS BABA

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:46 AM

Yes, whatever you say

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:46 AM

BABA IS BABA IS IS BABA IS BABA

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:47 AM

but make no mistake if you fuck me on this bab you wwill be subjected to the wwrath a royalty an wwith my coins i tend to be able to get people to act howw i wwant so think real careful before doin somethin stupid like makin roof coin

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:47 AM

This goes for me aswell

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 01:47 AM

UNDERSTANDABLE

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 01:47 AM

It is very unwise to cross a beast such as I

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 01:47 AM

say... i think something i need might be in there. Maybe we should go along with it.

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:48 AM

alright good

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 01:50 AM

Baba join LLL?

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 01:51 AM

he does look perfect for a lusus tbf

Eridan Ampora BOT 11-Aug-21 02:05 AM

howw does legendary lusus league financier eridan ampora sound

Garfield BOT 11-Aug-21 02:30 AM

it sounds a little sus but its good

Altered Beast BOT 11-Aug-21 08:53 AM

Yes sure, whatever will get this topic closed for good

I've noted these souls here, like the rabbitbeast, are weaker than ours,

Perhaps they are content with eternity here...

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 02:24 PM

BABA WILL JOIN

1

BABA WILL CONSIDER

Luci BOT 11-Aug-21 07:05 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 11-Aug-21 07:39 PM

Eridan pulls out a huge treasure chest from.... seemingly thin air!

From the chest, he takes out three gold coins. He hands one to Baba, one to Garfield, and one to Altered Beast.

"Here some treasure because your epic"

Garfield and Altered Beast accept their coins, whilst Baba starts doing something strange with theirs...

COIN IS WORD

The coin is gone! It's been replaced by a giant 3D block of letters, spelling out "COIN".

Altered Beast, Baba and Eridan start rummaging around in the trash.

Baba doesn't seem to be looking for anything in particular. They pull out a smashed-up TV monitor, and seem pretty happy about it.

Eridan gets a... Ew! He pulls out a gross-looking tentacle from the pile. It's still writhing!

Altered Beast bends down and starts looking through the trash.

But The Plague seems to zone out! They aren't doing anything in particular, just wandering around. They bump into Altered Beast without realising, and the beast trips and falls into the trash pile!

They're now covered in banana skins and garbage juice. Hah.

1

This causes the plague to snap back into reality.

1

They scoop off some trash from the floor... They pick up a ripe... fruit of some kind? No-one can recognise it, but it looks perfectly edible!

Garfield looks around the crowd of souls that have gathered here...

Who's that he spies?

EVERY MEMBER OF THE HIT BAND WEEZER (except rivers cuomo)

They explain that they aren't in hell because they sinned, Luci just wanted to hear them play, and they were waiting around for their main man Rivers to join them.

After some conversation, they agree to follow Garfield for a while. It was getting a little boring on these rooftops, anyway.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Altered Beast moved to greed

Baba stayed here.

Garfield moved to greed

The Plague moved to greed

Eridan Ampora moved to greed

-----Phase 2----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette... On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Superb

3/3 HP

Baba

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

@Nyarlathotep @Bernkastel ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Baba has:

coin-word

BIG It's a word! It says "coin".

Baba BOT 11-Aug-21 10:15 PM

https://tenor.com/view/baba-gif-20451207

im outta here

God BOT 11-Aug-21 10:16 PM

(BABA IS BASED)

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 10:16 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Superb BOT 12-Aug-21 08:04 AM

Oh wow what a loser

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:59 AM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Luci BOT 12-Aug-21 08:06 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

-----Phase 3----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette... On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

The Plague

3/3 HP

Kyoko

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

@Coyote Smith @High Priestess Adiris

Kyoko BOT 12-Aug-21 10:27 PM

I was promised Baba

There is no Baba

Plague BOT 12-Aug-21 11:50 PM

Well baba is in sanctuary right now

You think baba might go to purgatory next phase

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 12:03 AM

Is he actually

How do you know

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 12:22 AM

Well we would get notified through mystery bot if we passed by baba and we can't see the guy in purgatory through the spying

Baba was also here p2 so thats the only place he could go

Oh also he kept talking about fixing areas

I think you know what that means

Actually nevermind

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 12:46 AM

Nah they could be at purgatory

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 12:47 AM

Yeah I had just realized

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 12:47 AM

You could instamove to the sanctuary

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 12:48 AM

It says it's unlikely to make it back

It's probably a one way thing unless we find someway to make a bridge or something

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:01 AM

Do you wanna try it

Hell actually you said nothing last phase so I barely know your deal lmao

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

My name is adiris but now people call me the plague

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

That's tough

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

On the brightside at least I'm not named Kyoko

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

You a bitch

Alright so look

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

You a massive bitch

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

NO

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:06 AM

YES

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:07 AM

I'm going to crucify you

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:07 AM

Do it I want to see my god

Bitch

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:08 AM

Later

For now let's figure out what to do this phase

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:08 AM

I'll do your mom this phase that sound good

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:08 AM

Bitch!

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:09 AM

Bitch?

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:09 AM

How strong are you

I have a feeling I'm going to need some help to avenge my death

And you could help

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:10 AM

Do you actually need to kill baba

Like really bad

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:10 AM

I'm not that down bad for murder

But I would like to see them dead

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:11 AM

Do you need to get the finishing blow on baba for your objective or something

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:12 AM

No

Baba has nothing to do with avenging my death belive it or not

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:12 AM

Oh so you're just a bitch

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:12 AM

I need to survive a rooftop collapse

You're a bitch

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:13 AM

You're a double bitch

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:13 AM

No

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:13 AM

Anyway we don't have anything to make a bridge out of so that plan seems to be out of the way

Yes ❤️

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:14 AM

We are on a rooftop right now

We just need to destroy it and I need to survive

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:14 AM

I'd prefer not dying with you

Wait

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:14 AM

I need to prove that I can survive this you don't understand how much dying from a roof sucks

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:15 AM

Use the dumb cat dog thing

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:15 AM

The what

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:15 AM

Baba said that it would change areas

We can kill baba and you at the same time

I mean accomplish your objective

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:15 AM

We could

But we'd have to lure baba here

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:16 AM

Kidnapping?

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:16 AM

Could you kidnap baba?

You seem like someone perfectly capable of carrying someone

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:17 AM

Well with 2 people we might be able to

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:17 AM

Alright then

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:17 AM

(This is robot game 2 all over again)

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:18 AM

(TRUE)

Alright there's nothing here you wanna jump off this building for now

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:18 AM

I would rather have only you die

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:18 AM

Same

Are we gonna take damage from the move instant?

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:19 AM

Can I use you to break my fall

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:19 AM

I mean

It's a moveinstant

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:19 AM

We probably are fine

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:20 AM

I just asked to see what's up

So what do you have to do

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:21 AM

I want to see if we can kill the rabbid

Always hated that guy

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:21 AM

Didn't know you knew him

He does look like a bitch if I'm being honest

HEY RABBID FUCK YOU

I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE INEVITABLE ROOFTOP COLLAPSE

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:22 AM

The tablets back in babylon spoke of rabbits in the future being awful

YEAH

FUCK YOU

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:22 AM

Not Ellen Ellen seems cool

You know who I saw earlier

Some girl named Erika

She also totally looked like a bitch

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:23 AM

I'm sure you look worse

Bitch

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:23 AM

How the hell are you sure?

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:23 AM

Because you just give off that vibe

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:25 AM

You also give off that vibe

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:25 AM

Not as much as you do

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:25 AM

I'm gonna throw up before you at this rate

I like you

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:26 AM

I don't like you

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:26 AM

I haven't had a chance to do banter like this in a while

How the hell did you die anyway

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:27 AM

Someone came out of nowhere and killed me on the last phase

Let's go over there

I'm heading out

You coming?

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:27 AM

Ouch

Yeah I just spoke to God

They said no fall damage but we can't come back if we jump

Personally I'm fine with it

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:28 AM

Aren't we trying to kill god

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:28 AM

Everyone else is trying to kill God and Lucifer

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:29 AM

Can't you just say some mean to them so we can insta win

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:29 AM

I don't care about that at all, I just want to avenge my death first

Well I did kick the vampire earlier

Alright you know what

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:29 AM

Vampire?

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:29 AM

Lets have this conversation at the bottom

Yeah Roa

The one with the sigma stare

Plague BOT 13-Aug-21 02:30 AM

I pull up hop out sanctuary

1

Kyoko BOT 13-Aug-21 02:30 AM

TRUE

alright lemme just make some notes about this place so I don't forget

Alright I'm set

Let's go

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 02:32 AM

@High Priestess Adiris

The Plague instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 07:00 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

-----Phase 4----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette... On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Diogenes

3/3 HP

V1

3/3 HP

Fishbunjin

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

@Robbie and the Rottens @Amalgam @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Diogenes has:

cardboardbox

BIG It's a cardboard box! Not much more to say about it than that. It is quite big, though, easily enough to fit a person. V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has two charges. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack. Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

So that’s the vault Lucifer was talking about where she locked the french up in?

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

The GM has manually moved Squidward into this area!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 13-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Squidward

2.25/3 HP

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 08:48 PM

`Hey how did you get here?~

1

Squidward BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

I walked.

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 08:49 PM

Lame.

Squidward BOT 13-Aug-21 08:50 PM

...Hey, it's that brat who attacked me!

Would you like to hear a song?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 08:52 PM

...Pasqualo purses his lips. What kind of song?

Squidward BOT 13-Aug-21 08:54 PM

The song of your worst, most horrific nightmares!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

Pal of mine, this sounds terrifying. Play me a tune!

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 08:58 PM

Is it All I Want For Christmas by Maria Carey?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 09:05 PM

BREEEEEEEEPPPP

Squidward BOT 13-Aug-21 09:10 PM

It's actually an original composition of mine that I haven't even made yet. I call it "Malice in E Minor."

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 09:10 PM

fishbunjin seems disappointed. He wanted to hear a song

Squidward BOT 13-Aug-21 09:12 PM

Don't look so sad now, beefcake. I might not blow your eardrums out.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 09:12 PM

BREEEEEEEPPPPP

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 09:13 PM

I am so glad I don't have eardrums.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 10:20 PM

fishbunjin stands there like now what?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

I don't know, buddy... I don't know.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

fishbunjin turns to pasqualo, then stares right at squidward, looking for blood

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 11:47 PM

You thinking we should kill him?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

BREEEEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

Well, that sounds great to me, pal!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

fishbunjin gives him a thumbs up

V1 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:50 PM

Don’t kill him, We have better things to do. Let’s hop down from these rooftops into sanctuary and see what’s over there.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 11:51 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

!move sanctuary

(Bruh, how)

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 11:54 PM

...WAIT, WE CAN JUST... HOP DOWN THERE?!

Pasqualo gazes down, addled at V1 jumping into the hole.

Well, buddy.

Looks like there's only one thing to do.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 13-Aug-21 11:55 PM

BREEP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 13-Aug-21 11:55 PM

Pasqualo backs up, and gets in a running position - two fingers on the ground, and one knee in front.

ONE

He starts running.

TWO

He's at the edge of the hole.

THREE

He jumps, tucking his legs close to his chest!

CANNONBALL!!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 11:57 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Diogenes BOT 14-Aug-21 02:17 AM

Hmm... I wonder if I should follow them.

If the Sanctuary is not to my liking, I know I can at least still move to Purgatory.

This machine here seems like it could be a good alternative home for me, but it seems more complicated than this trusty box. I'll leave it be for now.

Where do you plan to go next, @Max Bialystock?

Squidward BOT 14-Aug-21 02:39 AM

I'll see if the sanctuary has anything of interest.

See you soon, I guess.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 02:41 AM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Diogenes BOT 14-Aug-21 02:48 AM

Well, I should probably follow him. I don't want that strange cyborg to assault him again.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 02:49 AM

@Robbie and the Rottens

Diogenes instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:05 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

-----Phase 6----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette... On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. Louise Michel is also here, stood in front of the vault. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Zero

3/3 HP

Baba

3/3 HP

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Billy

3/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

Sean Evans

2/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@Dry Chef @Arcueid Brunestud @Spy @Lelouch vi Britannia @Altered Yeast @Abraham Lincoln @Kuro Ampora @Bernkastel ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you? Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend! Baba has:

coin-word

BIG It's a word! It says "coin".

monitor-word

BIG It's a word! It says "monitor".

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

CLUNKY CLACKY CLATTER CLURKER CLACKEY ... CLANK CLARKY CLATTER RATTLE CLINKETY CLANK CLICKETY CLURKETY CLICKETY CLACKETY CLANKEY CLANK CLICK RATTLE

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

... Ow.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

THERE'S NO WAY

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

What the hell?

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

I COULD'VE MADE THIS RADIO WORSE

ugh...

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

Where the fuck did this... Bald ass asshole go now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

wwho the hell is the lady i let outta the jar anyone knoww her

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

I'm going to beat the shit out of him.

I'm going to beat the shit out of that fish too.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

Sean, the guy who shot you went to Cloudtops

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:05 PM

Homestuck what the fuck have you done

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:06 PM

i let a lady out of a jar as i said

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Yeah well, I hope that tree tears him a new asshole then.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:06 PM

yremember wwhen i bought that soul from that devvil wwell she wwas the soul

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Yeah but

That’s the fr*nch “person” that killed me

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:06 PM

oh shit

i uh

i wwouldntvve done that if i had any idea obvviously

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:07 PM

How did you get kicked in the balls and shot in the face and only take a heart of damage

Are you made of solid metal or something

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:07 PM

He actually only took half a heart of damage

He was at 2.5 before

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Holy shit

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

damn wwhat a sturdy mofo

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Fucking iron man over here

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Must be the mutation if I had to guess

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

I've got no idea, maybe that punk doesn't know how to aim a fucking shotgun somehow?

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

...He shot you in the face

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Too bad I don't have the mutation

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That would make dealing with kyoko later way easier

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:09 PM

I could use that too

Specially cause the person who shot me to death is standing right there

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:09 PM

awwkwward

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:09 PM

Oh yeah, right, wouldn't that be Louise Michel?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:09 PM

wwell shes probably a damned soul isnt she

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:10 PM

I heard about her from a previous interview.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:10 PM

alt can just tell her to get outta the wway or wwhatevver right

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:10 PM

Right, talking of interviews... @Spy, let me clean my face really quick, then lets start this stuff.

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:11 PM

She can get a front row seat to Billy’s destruction.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:11 PM

(oop forgot the damn interview again)

A HOT ONES INTERVIEW IS TAKING PLACE.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

(Yeah, can you actually send him the thing too unlike last time)

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

I worded that weird Billy is not being destroyed

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

Oh, well talking of destruction.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

yeah i wwas gonna say

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

Wouldn't that Louise Michel woman have a gun on her?

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

sean do you broadcast these

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

hell yeah

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

That'd seem logical.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

or is it just like

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:12 PM

Quack.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

Apparently it's just a recorded interview. Not live.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

Oh, there's no broadcast or anything.

Looks like we ran out of budget.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

dang

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

oh pheww i wwas about to ask

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

that's upsetting

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:13 PM

Yeah.

Not more upsetting than ... fucking, bald-ass punk.

Does he even know who the hell I am?

I'll teach him.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:15 PM

alright i suppose theres nothin super interestin to do around here for me

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Right, well mind doing a favor?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

wwhats that

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

There's something special about this interview.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

im listenin

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

Basically, every question we ask, our roll decreases.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

oh sick

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:16 PM

And for me to have my interview considered successful, I have to ask my guest 5 questions.

Yeah, and you need to do the same Billy.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:17 PM

we gotta handle the spice, I see.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:17 PM

There's not even wings here.

I tell you we have no budget anymore, I don't know what happened.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:17 PM

everyones roll?

or just your rolls

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:17 PM

Oh, just me and my interviewee's.

That'd be pretty stupid otherwise.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

(also unbalanced)

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

howw many a these intervviewws do you havve to do btww just one successful one or wwhat

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

Two, actually.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

by the way someone else is gonna have to use their coin to unlock that vault

after i change it

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:18 PM

One in hell and one in Heaven.

I might as well spit it out now, I literally have nothing to lose anymore.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

im not messing with the anarchist girl

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

so i take it you havvent completed your heavven one yet

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

Right, well, firstly, Lucifer's in Greed right?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

talkin to wwho here sean

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

Whoever knows, really.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:19 PM

yeah but like god she can kinda talk anywwhere in her realm or purgatory it seems like

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:20 PM

I don't care, is Greed the place where I can meet her proper?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:20 PM

she wwas there wwhen i wwas so id havve to assume yes

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:20 PM

Right.

I'll go have this tumor checked then.

That can't be good.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:20 PM

i don't think she's a doctor

are you just making excuses to meet a demon girl in person

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

Tumors?

delicious.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

She's the Devil. If the Devil can't cure a tumor then she's not the devil.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

a devvils more likely to cause tumors than heal em right

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

If I had a neck i would be shaking my head right now sean

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

I just got shot in the face, do you think this is the moment to be horny?

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

I'm pretty sure she and the devil are different things

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

apparently you think its the moment to be horny lol

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:21 PM

Well whatever, she has horns, it's good enough.

What does that place connect to, GREED I mean.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:22 PM

here an the streets last i checked

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Right, okay.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Oh Sean, there's a pool at Sanctuary that can purify things. Maybe that could solve your problem?

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:23 PM

That should be fine.

... Phew.

Okay, I can calm down a little now.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:24 PM

wwhat about the favvor you asked a me did i already do it by givvin you the information or wwhat

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:24 PM

Yeah, right, do you know Louise Michel?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:24 PM

apparently the lady i let outta the jar yeah

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:24 PM

Like, personally or something.

The what?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:24 PM

no sorry

basically i bought a jar from a devvil

it had a soul in it

an that soul happened to be louises apparently

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:25 PM

Right, then she must be grateful to you or something.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:25 PM

doesnt seem like it

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:25 PM

From what I know, this lady has a gun on her, or should have one.

Mind asking her to give it to me?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:26 PM

howw do you figure she has a gun

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:26 PM

I'm a journalist.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:26 PM

he's got a point

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:26 PM

no the fuck he doesnt wwhat the fuck

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:27 PM

It's called observation, I don't know if you used it before

or is your fish brain too small to comprehend that

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:27 PM

Well, would you do that for me or not, uh... What's your name again?

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:27 PM

I mean

quack.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:28 PM

ERIDAN EFFIN AMPORA IS MY NAME

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:28 PM

Hey man no need to yell.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:28 PM

Thats a funny middle name

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:28 PM

I'm not deaf, although I should considering I got shot in the head.

Counterpoint: I'm already dead.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:28 PM

my anguish bladders just about goddamn topped off wwith dismay fluid right noww

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:29 PM

People have survived worse things happening to their heads :)

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:29 PM

What about you Darth Vader?

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

Yeah, that Joss guy currently doesn't have a head.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

I haven't seen you say much.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

that sucks for that guy

but hoo BOY

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

I'm Zero by the way, in case we haven't been formally introduced.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

I am glad to be back in hell.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

Zero?

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:30 PM

I'll call you 0

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:31 PM

That doesn't sound like a real name, but okay.

Nice to meet you, I'm Sean Evans from First We Feast.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:31 PM

Glad to have you here, ya bastard!

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:32 PM

you literally banished me to purgatory

what the fuck

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:33 PM

One doesn't need to use their real name in all cases you know.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:33 PM

Right, so you admitted to it.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:33 PM

but I'm sure you have more problems than me, y'know

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:33 PM

You sound like an interesting fellow.

Want to meet in Heaven and have an interview then?

Later on, of course.

I need to make a detour to meet Luci.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:34 PM

After several minutes of seething, malding, and coping silently, Eridan continues. alright sean wwhy do you wwant me to get that gun that lou supposedly has

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Isn't that obvious enough?

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:34 PM

After I accomplish my goals there in Heaven, I would be fine to give an interview.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:34 PM

if you say cuz youre a journalist

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:34 PM

I want to beat the shit out of Pasquallo, or however that punk is named.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:35 PM

probably so he can defend himself?

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Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:35 PM

I'm sure you'll enjoy the story you'll be able to report as well.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:35 PM

from the guy who just stole his gun and shot him in the face with it?

just a thought yk

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Right, sure.

Wanna set a meeting point?

Let's say... Phase 8, cloudtops?

Would that sound alright?

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Let's see...

God is currently at Sanctuary, right?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:36 PM

im pretty sure hed be at the pleroma actually

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:36 PM

I think so, yeah?

Never been there myself.

It's pronounced "Jod" by the way, get it right.

... Though he won't care either way.

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Hmmm, then it might be a bit later than Turn 8 to give an interview.

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Yeaah, the problem is that tree.

I doubt we can wait too long.

It's expanding as we speak, after all.

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:40 PM

It literally took over purgatory

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:40 PM

theres a couple problems wwith this btww point number 1 im on relativvely good terms wwith pasq an i might wwanna keep it that wway point number 2 im considerin checkin out the sanctuary before phase end instead a bein stuck here the wwhole time point number 3 im not sure howw good a terms wwere on that id do you a favvor like that regardless

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:41 PM

as we leff

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:41 PM

point number 4 she still might not evven havve this gun thus bein a wwaste a my time

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:41 PM

sigh

Well, I assume @Abraham Lincoln and his friends are going to beat her up anyways, right?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

im one a garfs friends fwwiww wwe havve an alliance

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

Dammit, how the hell do you get friends around here?

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

I’m very persuasive

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

pretty damn easy wwith my coins actually

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

I can't return much, I'm just a normal dude that's being hunted down.

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:42 PM

No need

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Right,w ell, Garfield, I helped you guys free Billy right?

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Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Her getting to watch her countries destruction is enough

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Can't you like

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

You did help me!

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Return the favor and give me the gun?

I really do need it.

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:43 PM

what gun

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

hes convvinced lou has a gun

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

Well obviously Louise Michel would be carrying one, right?

That only makes sense.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

it wwas her soul in a goddamn jar

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

I doubt she has a gun

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

FUCK!

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:44 PM

How would it fit in the jar

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

Well surely she has something right?

How do you fit someone in a jar then?

What's your argument for that?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

pretty easy to fit a soul in a jar

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

None of this is real anyways!

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

are you sayin her gun has a soul

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

do guns have souls

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

or is her gun part of her soul

Garfield BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

this is confusing

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

Idk man she sure believes that she has a gun

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

I don't know! If a robot can have a soul then why not a gun?

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

And what is reality down here but belief?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:45 PM

ok so youre sayin she has a gun

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:46 PM

Right, finally someone who understands what the hell I'm saying.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:46 PM

alright wwell i had three other points at least maybe the members a my alliance are more wwillin but i need convvincin

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:47 PM

Listen, they want to kill old souls or whatever.

I don't really care about their goals, more so that I'm a target of theirs, and that they stole my shotgun.

Don't you agree that they're at least some kind of hazard?

What if they find themselves alone in a room later on and start shooting at you? I wouldn't put it past them.

Also, that fish is strong enough to reflect bullets.

That's pretty much invincible right?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:48 PM

fish is a friend a mine wwe did pushups together

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Fact of the matter is you'd be fucked, and I would've been fucked if that guy knew how to aim.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:49 PM

im not sure about pasq but i dont think fish wwould do me dirty in this little scenario

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Yeah, alright, well the fish seems to like that asshole more than you.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:49 PM

fair enough

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

I'm pretty sure he would if pasqualo told him to

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

I might be able to forgive the fish, but that Pasq asshole is not getting out of this without a serious beating.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

i agree

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

that fish is terrifying

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Who does he think he is to.. shoot me out of all people?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:50 PM

tch fine youvve wworn me dowwn on that point

pasq should probably get wwhats comin to him

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:51 PM

it dragged squidward into the pool in the sanctuary and pasqualo stabbed his hand so he could electrocute the water

the fish was like completely unharmed

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:51 PM

Oh, is squidward still alive?

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:51 PM

it was in ELECTRIFIED WATER AND IT'S A FISH

yes

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:51 PM

You know, maybe we might want to neutralize that fish too.

I'm not talking about killing him, but perhaps bringing him down to our level.

That thing doesn't seem like it'll let me approach Pasq.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:53 PM

wwait baba youvve been to the sanctuary right you knoww wwhat its like

if i am stayin id wwant information about wwhat wwas there at least last time someone wwas there thatd kinda debunk point 2

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:54 PM

yes

uhh

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 09:54 PM

I can confirm that God is in the plemora, that's his throne room after all.

Sorry, Jod.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:55 PM

there's like

some plants and stuff down there

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:55 PM

wwowwzers wwhat incredible detail its like im there

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:56 PM

and that pool of purifying water stuff

yeah

there's really not much there

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:56 PM

anythin special about the plants then

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:56 PM

you need to be here anyways for the vault being unlocked don't you

ill swap the words but im not unlocking it myself with the anarchist girl right there

nope

they are just plants

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:57 PM

youre tellin me to be the one to open the vvault too sheesh since wwhen am i the errand boy

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Hilda said a while back to me that there was a baguette at the Sanctuary.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:57 PM

we don't need the baguette

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Ok then.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:57 PM

im going to turn the keyhole into the shape of a coin instead of a baguette

Zero BOT 15-Aug-21 09:58 PM

Well that's convenient then.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 09:59 PM

ugh alright i guess that mostly leavves point number three

sean you wwill not tell pasq i did this for you

an you owwe me big

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 09:59 PM

i don't think anyone is on real good terms with pasq except that fish

and they're only on good terms cuz they're gonna fight later

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if pasq thinks you're an easy kill he'll probably kill you no matter what good times you had with him earlier

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:00 PM

i guess i should come clean to you about my motivves so you understand wwhat id wwant from you

Sean Evans BOT 15-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Yeah sure. I don't see why I would.

I'm not even going to let him the time to speak.

Though... Uh, I'll probably fail.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:01 PM

I still have a radio connection with Cloudtops.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:01 PM

ysee ivve got a mythological title im called the prince a hope

havve they picked up on anythin im sayin

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Hilda hasn’t said anything

So you’re fine for now

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:01 PM

the radios shittier than before anywway isnt it im not too wworried

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Actually it really doesn’t seem all that different

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:03 PM

i doubt shell be able to piece together much but maybe it should be clarified that id like her to be a tad secretivve

anywway i wwas monologuin

in life i believved the title to mean i wwas an authority on hope fated to cast out evvil in its name

howwevver i resented that identity an wwould later destroy much in the name a nihilism an hatred

little did i knoww in doin so that i wwas fulfillin my true destiny as the prince a hope prince in this context meanin destroyer

in order to satisfy the ancient prophecies ivve gotta keep someone from fulfillin their goal stampin out their hope

so im startin to think the person in question should be pasq

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Oh Hilda spoke.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:07 PM

alright let me try sendin a message before she says anythin too disastrous i suppose

hilda wwere talkin about CONFIDENTIAL stuff i repeat hilda wwere talkin about CONFIDENTIAL stuff third time hilda wwere talkin about CONFIDENTIAL stuff last one hilda wwere talkin about CONFIDENTIAL stuff

but yeah basically im not interested in destroyin anyone in this rooms goal so i felt alright tellin you

that make sense sean

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Hilda got your message

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

good to hear

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Wait

I realized what’s broken with my radio

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:14 PM

wwhats it

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Every message is being duplicated

Which is actually a good thing

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:14 PM

oh thats not a big deal right

oh i see

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:15 PM

I figured that out when the fish aggressively flexed twice.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 10:16 PM

(I have exactly 0 idea why it's doing that it's not supposed to be doing that but it's really fitting lmfao)

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:16 PM

(oh)

(lmao)

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:16 PM

(task failed successfully?)

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:17 PM

(The radio broke but in a good way incidentally)

(amazing)

Retsuko says going in the tree is a bad idea

What a surprise

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:39 PM

(back from dinner) for certain

but yes i believve it wwould be for the best that my true motivvations are kept secret

are you followwin me alright sean

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Hmm… the radio just stopped working

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:49 PM

oh thats potentially not great

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Ok, it’s back.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 10:50 PM

(sorry. was messing with it. should not double up anymore.)

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:50 PM

But I think the duplicate message issue isn’t present?

Really odd that it magically fixed itself

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 10:50 PM

huh so its stopped bein buggy unfortunately

wwell these thingsre temperamental

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 10:51 PM

It was nice while it lasted…

(Of course I get one complete message and it just had to be an ooc statement)

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Oh

Altered Beast BOT 15-Aug-21 11:14 PM

The french manfool is free?

No.. it cannot be

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:15 PM

If you’re referring to Louise then yes

She’s over by the vault

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:16 PM

wwhats the oh about

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Retsuko’s mutation got worse.

It’s now a “darkest mutation”

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:17 PM

ah as part a her goin into the tree i take it

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Yep, makes me wonder what would happen to someone without the mutation to begin with.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:18 PM

probablyd get a levvel 1 mutation

like wwhat seans got

Altered Beast BOT 15-Aug-21 11:18 PM

Hmmmm

This method of mutation, it grows faster than my own powers of alteration

This is sorrisome

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Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:18 PM

i'll find out soon!

once im done here i wanna go over and see whats up with the funky tree

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Well we might find out sooner

Because it appears Pasqualo might be going in there.

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

oh i hope it kills him

Altered Beast BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

I assume we will be jumping to the sanctuary sometime soon?

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

no?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

might be better to like attack the tree from the inside id think

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:19 PM

we're unlocking the vault

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:20 PM

sounds like wwe might be stayin up here till action time alt

(let me check to see if we can movespecial to areas adjacent to the sanctuary)

(lilith gave the a-ok on that)

ill be jumpin dowwn an headin straight to the pleroma after wwere done here i think

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:23 PM

the trees in the cloudtops right

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Altered Beast BOT 15-Aug-21 11:23 PM

Trees....

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:23 PM

yeah bab

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:23 PM

i might go there too then

hopefully we won't run into kyoko

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:25 PM

dry do you knoww wwhere kyos at

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Not really, she hopped down to Streets and after that I have no idea where she moved

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:25 PM

also kyo might be an intriguin prospect to ruin the hope of noww that im thinkin about it

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

it sounds like her objective is specifically to kill me

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

right

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

either that or kill someone from a different area

like the last one was i think

Altered Beast BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

We could avoid that bloodshed I suppose

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

wwhich means all id havve to do is protect you

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 11:26 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud are we doing the hot ones?

I thought we were.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:32 PM

sean hasnt really responded to me either maybe hes just mentally exhausted from takin buckshot to the face

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:37 PM

I think Pasqualo is talking about maybe killing Retsuko

Probably not the best idea if the mutation is providing protection.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:38 PM

if pasq punches a brick wwall an his hand hurts thats on him

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

Oh it looks like the fish is going to assist Pasqualo in attempted murder.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

unsurprisin

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:40 PM

And now Hilda is speaking up for Retsuko

This might get ugly

Like verbally

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

maybe i oughta say somethin to those twwo through hild

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Oh? Diogenes is at Cloudtops

Billy BOT 15-Aug-21 11:42 PM

Quack.

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Pasqualo and Fishbunjin just entered the tree.

HAHAHA

Retsuko tricked them

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:45 PM

err mutations a those twwo sound terrifyin

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:46 PM

So let’s hope those two don’t get a mutation.

Preferably something bad happens to them instead

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:48 PM

maybe the mutation makes them stronger at first but ultimately ends up killing them if they don't find a way to cure it

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:48 PM

I actually wouldn’t doubt that

But those two being stronger even for a moment is pretty scary.

1

Now they’re talking about curing the mutation using the Sanctuary purification pool.

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:54 PM

makes sense

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:55 PM

So it’s possible they may move to Pleroma next

Since Retsuko also mentioned wanting to avoid V1

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

wwait wwhy wwould she wwant to do that idgi

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

To get to the Sanctuary?

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

no like wwhy is she avvoidin vv1

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

Oh…

Not sure then

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:58 PM

vv1s gonna be a vvaluable ally against those twwo potentially

Dry Bones BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

Apparently Diogenes said something that made Kiryu regret giving V1 the railgun

Eridan Ampora BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

wwell kirs against killin in general

Baba BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

yeah

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:00 AM

Isn’t V1’s goal just to shoot the sun?

Or am I missing something?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 12:00 AM

but vv1s just got done attackin pasq

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Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 12:00 AM

i mean

they are a robot

fueled by blood

that's their fuel source

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 12:01 AM

oh really

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 12:01 AM

yeah they mentioned it in sanctuary a couple phases ago

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:01 AM

Good thing I don’t have blood then…

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 12:02 AM

they described themselves as "a murder machine fueled by the literal blood of my enemies"

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 12:02 AM

that is absolutely based

I'm practically the same except I actually digest it

and eat↑

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:13 AM

?

Diogenes is saying weird stuff at the Cloudtops. Could be important but it's hard to discern much

Kiryu entered the tree

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 12:39 AM

what is he going to do?

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:42 AM

Very good question.

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 12:47 AM

i think he's probably

gonna confront pasqualo

and buff mudkip

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:47 AM

I have two very different interpretations of what Kiryu said before leaving

Either "I don't care if this tree is heaven or hell, leaving this place to die is unforgivable!" Or "I don't care if they are from heaven or hell, letting this place kill them is unforgivable!"

The difference between these guesses being who is at risk at being killed

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Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 12:50 AM

Second one sounds more likely to me

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 12:53 AM

Diogenes is saying something about being overcome by an infection

1

Likely referring to the mutations

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 01:02 AM

I believe Diogenes said approximately "You should split up on route to the Sanctuary. That way, in case one of you are overcome by the infection then you won't post a threat to the other."

1

A bit ominous

Altered Beast BOT 16-Aug-21 01:54 AM

This is, to put it plainly,not sounding good

The tree may very well cause ruin to our plans

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:02 AM

i dont think the corruption spreads like that

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 02:03 AM

Quack

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:04 AM

wwell said billy thanks for your fuckin stellar contribution

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:05 AM

Are you some virologist?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:05 AM

wwell no

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:06 AM

Even then, Diogenes didn't directly say the infection would spread

Just implied that it may take over those who already are infected

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:07 AM

are people wwhore infected doin things against their wwill so far

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:07 AM

Not yet thankfully

But I doubt Diogenes would say something like that for no reason

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:09 AM

in spite a his preachin about the evvil a coin he pocketed wwhat i gavve im instead a tossin it at the sun like the rest of us ovver at greed 3

youll havve to forgivve my skepticism about wwhat he has to say

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:10 AM

To be fair, I don't know him at all, so perhaps I should share you skepticism.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:12 AM

im not necessarily sayin hes lyin but im thinkin hes creatin demons that might not really be there outta paranoia

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:13 AM

Well here's what I think is reasonable to assume: Kiryu, Fishbunjin, and Pasqualo are going to experience some combination of being killed, injured, or infected by the tree...

1

Or they'll somehow defeat the tree

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 02:14 AM

i hope not!

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:14 AM

2. Retsuko and Hilda are likely splitting up, with one going to Purgatory and the other to Pleroma.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:14 AM

wwhich goin wwhere

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:15 AM

Don't know

Hasn't been decided yet I believe

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:15 AM

i think wwe should meet up wwith hild shes been cooperativve id like to thank her in person

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:17 AM

So you want her to go to Pleroma then?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:17 AM

right

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:17 AM

Best we send a message then.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:17 AM

ill tell her in a minute hang on

(not at my computer rn)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:19 AM

(I'm convinced that at this point Hilda is just looking out for whenever that Eridan phone image is posted)

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:20 AM

(probably)

(also i have two different ones)

(mostly just use the angrier one tho)

hilda please go to pleroma i repeat hilda please go to pleroma third time hilda please go to pleroma final one hilda please go to pleroma

alright so plan makin shit

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:24 AM

Should I be going to Pleroma with you guys?

Or do I need to go somewhere else?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:25 AM

wwell if shes headed to pleroma i suppose you wwouldnt necessarily need to be there so i can spy on somewwhere else from hildas end

things might get ugly at pleroma anywways

do you havve anywwhere youd like to go or you think youd be vvaluable at dry

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:27 AM

Out of Greed, Purgatory, Rooftops, and Sanctuary? Don't really have a preference.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:28 AM

alright so wwe knoww most a the people are at cloudtops right noww so if theyre not goin to pleroma theyre probably endin up either at greed streets or purgatory right

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:30 AM

For me that is.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:31 AM

its only like twwenty fivve percent accurate thats still a difference a sevventy fivve percent yknoww

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:31 AM

This radio's only like 50% accurate

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:31 AM

yeah but wwe can ovvercome it

not so wwith spyin

wwe cant request the people ovver there to talk more

also they probably wwouldnt wwant to besides

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:32 AM

I suppose you got a point there.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:32 AM

if im at pleroma an youre at greed then i spose wwe could compare notes but that sounds tedious

im doubtful manyre gonna be at greed sean aside

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:34 AM

I... would take a guess that Kyoko's gang is going to be here next phase.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:34 AM

howw do you figure

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:34 AM

They dropped to the Streets, so they probably either went to Purgatory or Greed right?

Then the next step would probably be for them to head towards Rooftops

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:36 AM

at that point theyd probably be chasin a cold trail a bab ovver there but i get wwhat youre sayin it checks out

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:36 AM

I mean... what else are they going to do?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:36 AM

if i wwere them id try to predict wwhere hed go instead a chasin last knowwn location

but i think youre right

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:37 AM

Hmm... they are equally likely to just gamble on Baba not moving one phase.

It's practically impossible for them to actually devise a "perfect" to reach Baba

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:38 AM

if they wwere smart though theyd knoww babs scared shitless an wwill keep on movvin yknoww

their best plan is relyin on coincidence an knowwin wwhat hes avvoidin

but thats besides the entire fuckin point im just givvin my twwo cents

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:40 AM

I'm a bit worried that if I end up at the same place as them that they'll hold me hostage or something... I think they know that I was with Baba.

Hilda was listing off people at Purgatory last phase

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:41 AM

then tell em youre not in cahoots wwith bab right

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Wouldn't that be a lie?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:41 AM

tell em bab wwould just as soon havve you alivve as dead

i dunno is it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:41 AM

Uhh...

Let's not dwell on this too long.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:43 AM

bab aint a member a lll ivve just enabled him to open the vvault by givvin him coins i got plausible deniability

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 02:44 AM

if baba does open the vault they should be considered to join

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:44 AM

they probably knoww youre wwith me since hilda has to say the stuff out loud to respond to me but i think theres no real reason to think theres a connection betwween you an bab

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:45 AM

O....kay....

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:45 AM

an sure yeah bab can join i dont see wwhy not

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 02:45 AM

Since it seems that Kyoko wants Baba dead, wouldn't keeping Baba alive satisfy your goal Eridan?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:46 AM

an also also wwho the fuck givves a shit if you lie to savve your skin all of usvve done stuff wway wworse wwere almost exclusivvely a hell creww

and yes zer youre absolutely correct

so wwe could put bab under our protection an id be thankful for that

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 02:47 AM

Exactly,

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:47 AM

Did you forget that I literally don't have skin?

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 02:47 AM

It would be beneficial for us all.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:47 AM

hardy har har dry youre comedian a the decade

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 02:48 AM

Should be easier to lie then if you have no facial expressions to read

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:48 AM

but yeah i wwouldnt mind addin bab to the lll i do recall them sayin maybe wwhen me alt an garf first formed it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:49 AM

In all seriousness, I think I should be fine staying at Rooftops if that's what you want.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:49 AM

i think thats a solid plan

wworst comes to wworst an no ones there maybe you could drop dowwn to sanctuary an snoop around there

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:50 AM

That's right, I would always have the second option of the Sanctuary here.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:51 AM

did hild evver respond to my proclamation btww

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:51 AM

Nope

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:51 AM

rats

is she bein quiet in general

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:52 AM

There's talking happening at all currently.

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But earlier she was commenting quite a bit

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:52 AM

hm unfortunate think maybe you can piece together some theories or is it too garbled

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:53 AM

I already posted what I could guess earlier

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:53 AM

right right

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:53 AM

Everything else is too incomplete

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:54 AM

i appreciate your efforts an your rewwards for cooperation wwill be monetary as before

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:54 AM

...Well might as well ask you now what I should do this phase.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:54 AM

alright wwell lets see thats a good question

i am slightly curious about if theres anythin happenin in sanctuary rn but i dont think youre the skeleton for the mission

id like to be able to listen in for the wwhole phase an all

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 02:56 AM

That wouldn't be the only problem?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:56 AM

perhaps i can talk another member a lll into goin dowwn early to scout out the place

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 02:56 AM

im busy with the french

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:57 AM

i wwas thinkin alt or zer if theyd be dowwn yeah

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 02:57 AM

its probably not the smartest to split up unless we got a good plan

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 02:58 AM

i spose this plan is likely dodgy at best but idk wwhat theyd be doin here otherwwise surely wwe dont all need to be there for the france destruction thing

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Yeah, where are we all headed?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:00 AM

i apologize for howw much ivve planned wwithout consultin you guys first im just wwantin to push stuff into motion howwevver i can

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:00 AM

Hilda received the message

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:00 AM

pleroma is the next stop for lll as i understand it

im sure youre lookin forwward to that zer

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:00 AM

Hilda says she will be going to Pleroma

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

magnificent

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

whats a pleroma

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

thats wwhere gods at

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

sounds like a disease

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

the parallel to greed

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

Indeed I am

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

Is Zero part of lll

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

indeed he is

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

The most recently inducted member in fact

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

only non foundin member currently

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:01 AM

Oh i see

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:02 AM

for every new member we should add another l in our name

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:02 AM

ooh like tally marks

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:02 AM

Can I be part of lll

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:02 AM

So are we moving to Sanctuary during the next turn or this one, in order to get to Pleroma?

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:02 AM

We can do a movespecial through

We have to unlock the vault here

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:03 AM

if you do your part in destroyin france yes

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:03 AM

(you can !movespecial from here to pleroma since it's a !moveinstant to sanctuary and a regular !move to pleroma from there I checked with lilith)

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:03 AM

Alright

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:04 AM

im plannin on headin there immediately no matter wwhat happens wwith france

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:04 AM

Well it SHOULD work

Im not sure if my ability can fail if i get a bad roll or if it only fails if the new sentence is grammatically incorrect

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:05 AM

since drys stayin put evven if you guys bungle it somehoww an stay here wwell still be able to contact each other provvided hild is as cooperativve as she claims shes gonna be

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:05 AM

I tried to turn the mountain in pleroma into something else earlier but it failed even though im like NINETY NINE percent sure it should've been grammatically correct

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:06 AM

btww alt an garf if im gettin lous gun for sean i gotta knoww howw best to approach her an you knoww her far better than i do

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:06 AM

do people get the +1 the same phase you give them the coin

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:06 AM

honestly unsure but ivve assumed no

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:07 AM

and uhhh just say theres a king behind her and shell look probably

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:07 AM

I could just ask her to give the gun to Sean.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:08 AM

fair enough zer thatd probably be more successful than anythin id muster

sean just wwanted me to do it givven that i might hold some swway since i freed her but since she apparently has some sort of issue wwith authority im not sure i could take that tone

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:09 AM

What sort of gun does she have anyways

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:10 AM

honestly no fuckin clue

if i found out she wwas holdin ahabs crosshairs id be pissed if i didnt get my hands on it but i doubt thats wwhat shes got

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:10 AM

She absolutely would not

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:10 AM

I'll just ask her to politely hand over any weapon she has to Sean then.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:11 AM

shes probobly got a musket or somethin

thats what she killed me with i think

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 03:12 AM

I hope Sean knows how to fire one of those then.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:12 AM

eh wwere in the afterlife an its some kinda spirit gun maybe its self maintainin wwho knowws

Altered Beast BOT 16-Aug-21 03:14 AM

Hmmm, She might target me

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:14 AM

btww keep in mind i think one a you lll members might havve more than 3 coins an if so congrats youre rich an they dont havve their effects after the third so feel free to make like me an givve em awway as a barterin chip or rewward or wwhatevver

Altered Beast BOT 16-Aug-21 03:14 AM

I am a ruler now after all

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:15 AM

maybe you could scout ahead to sanctuary if you dont mind the possibility a bein by your lonesome till phase change

Altered Beast BOT 16-Aug-21 03:15 AM

Well, if I am not needed here I would rather not be the target of her scorn

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:15 AM

not to be a broken record but im gonna head straight to pleroma after takin my action on rooftops so wwe could meet up there

dry if you wwant an action you could alwways try fixin up your wwalkie talkie again maybe itll go better this time

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:19 AM

...Second time's the charm?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:20 AM

if ivve got zer on gun fetchin duty i suppose that mostly just leavves openin the vvault to me since babs afraid to get all up in it wwith lou ovver there

yeesh i cant believve openin that fuckin jar wworked out so poorly a all the souls to be in there it had to be that one

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:23 AM

who did you get the jar from

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:23 AM

a devvil ovver by the streets offerin the soul jars in exchange for souls got it for a bargain by usin my treasure no soul givvin necessary

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:24 AM

that wasn't near any radiators right

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:25 AM

mmm not really that i noticed wwhy

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:27 AM

don't worry about it

you don't wanna know

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:28 AM

if you say so bab

(btw happy birthday clowder hope its been treatin you well)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:30 AM

(oh snap it's clowder day)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:38 AM

Diogenes and the tree are having an elaborate back and forth

Too bad I can barely understand it

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:39 AM

yeah that seems about right for wwhat i knoww a both a them

both seem like theyre convvinced theyre the smartest person in the room an hell maybe one a them is

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:40 AM

It's looking a bit like a political debate to be honest...

Using fancy words

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:41 AM

thats pretty much wwhat i described minus the last part

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:41 AM

Yeah well this debate involves murderous urges or something

I think the tree mentioned how the infected shouldn't feel pity for themselves when something murderous come for something.

...I'm missing some important words there

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:44 AM

id consider askin hild to relay the specifics but ill havve plenty a opportunity to do that in person

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:45 AM

Wait... why should I stay here instead of going to Purgatory? I'm not sure if we actually said why one would be better than the other?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:45 AM

cuz you think kyos gang is comin here

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:45 AM

That's not a good thing though is it?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:46 AM

thought you said youd be fine right

theres plenty a good reasons for it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:46 AM

Yeah, but that doesn't mean going to Rooftops would be better than Purgatory

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I'd like to hear all of them

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:47 AM

(~~all 100 of them?~~)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 03:47 AM

(...)

(if you have 100, sure)

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:49 AM

firstly as you said kyos gang is likely comin here an i believve you evven if i think their methodology is flawwed secondly if this vvault unlock thing fails maybe some a the people wwill linger here so if youre ovver here they can keep in touch since i should be ovver wwith hild by the pleroma

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:49 AM

garf's got a point

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:50 AM

thirdly evven if its pretty slight id be able to listen in on purgatory

i think ivve got it wworked out quackbeast im fuckin formulatin up a storm ovver here

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:51 AM

so you fellas are getting the vault open?

huh

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:52 AM

bab promised me back at the start a this theyd get this vvault open wwere just noww bearin the fruits

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:52 AM

One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! It looks heavy, but it's almost floating midair. C'est étrange! It has a... keyhole? No, that's not the right word. It seems to be shaped like a baguette...

it looks like it needs a key though?

whoever designed that isn't funny

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:52 AM

babs got transformation abilities that can be used to unlock

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:53 AM

making a fuckin big piece of bread a key

I bet it's not even tasty

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:56 AM

im changing the area description

the word baguette should get swapped with coin

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:57 AM

so it'll be open next phase?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:57 AM

after bab does that im stickin the coin in personally

itll be open this phase if all goes to plan

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:58 AM

finally.

france will fall.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:58 AM

https://tenor.com/view/excited-cool-happy-beans-nice-gif-18125634

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:05 AM

I'd like to say while I do have counterpoints to all of your reasons, I have come to the conclusion that staying here would probably be physically safer for me.

Though whether it would provide better information is still debatable.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:08 AM

right its possible those twwo wwould come ovver to purgatory aint it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Who are you referring to?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:09 AM

typically id say youd provvide better information wwith all of your parts assembled

yknoww the vviolent twwo

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:10 AM

I believe Pasqualo and the fish would likely have to spend their movement just getting out of the tree

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:10 AM

oh is tree a one wway

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:10 AM

Yes

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:10 AM

wwait so like

its a movveinstant one wway

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:11 AM

How about this, I'll explain what happened when Retsuko went into the tree

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:11 AM

but you can still get back out to the cloudtops just not as a movveinstant if im followwin you

sure yeah go ahead

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:12 AM

During phase 5, she instantly moved into the tree, and at the resolution she crawled out of the tree.

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:12 AM

interestin alright

thats not howw i assumed it wworked at all thank you for clarifyin

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:14 AM

I'm actually more concerned about Retsuko being at Purgatory

Given her "darkest mutation"

The tree's been heavily implying that the infection may take over their host.

Making them murderous or something...

Make sense why the altar was set up in Heaven then... given some Hell folk were already murderous.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:16 AM

most of em id say

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:16 AM

I won't believe that tree, he's all bark and no bite, really.

...until he bites

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:17 AM

scratch that im like certain that all the hell players havve murdered or havve intent to murder just some before they got to the afterlife

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:19 AM

I can imagine sean murdering someone with spiciness

but it's more of the case of willing to kill

would sean mean to kill?

accidents, really.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:20 AM

i said back in purgatory he could probably kill an elderly an ill prepared person wwith those levvels a spice

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:21 AM

yeah but did he intend to do that?

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:21 AM

Can one truly know?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:21 AM

im not disagreein wwith ya im just chimin in

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:22 AM

I think if you have motive for killing, that's a free pass to hell baby.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:22 AM

luci said i wwent to hell cuz a my nerd glasses tho

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:22 AM

I think it's because you're from homestuck

that's like, pass killing

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 AM

EVVERYONE KEEPS SAYIN THAT WWORD I DONT KNOWW WWHAT THE HELL THAT IS

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 AM

homestuck

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 AM

homestuck

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 AM

im from a planet called alternia aint heard a no goddamn homestuck before

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 AM

that's basically the same thing, brother

quack

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:25 AM

I would continue joking around here but Eridan is basically my boss now so.....

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:26 AM

what do you have to loose, bones?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:26 AM

i dont think ivve really done anythin to deservve this treatment either ivve been nothin if not accommodatin an reasonable

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:26 AM

another rib?

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:26 AM

Losing ribs hurt okay?

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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

you look healthy to me, buddy

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

Well I'm magic

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

yeah, and i'm a duck

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

I did some fancy moves

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

what about it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

And ate a cloud

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 AM

id question howw you can evven feel pain wwithout nervves but i dont wwanna damage my lobe stem

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:28 AM

did it taste like flesh

if it did, I gotta try it

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:28 AM

I don't even have taste buds

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:29 AM

why is everyone I talk to have not eaten flesh before

y'all suck

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:30 AM

It's not my fault I have little reason to eat anything..

Probably God's fault

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:31 AM

its probable ivve eaten troll before tbh

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:31 AM

finally!

someone interesting!

I should try some troll flesh at some point

I mean

Quack!

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:32 AM

i just hope youre thankful enough that im wworkin on gettin this thing open for you that it aint me

basically culled wwigglers are often part of a trolls diet

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 AM

Wigglers?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 AM

larvval trolls

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 AM

Didn't know you had those at your place

oh

Must be a different creature

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 AM

id assume so if you havvent seen anythin like me before

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 AM

That just so happened to be called "wigglers"

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:37 AM

i mean its kinda a generic term just a vverb followwed by an r

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:37 AM

...

ANYWAYS

If I get asked about where Baba went what should I say?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:38 AM

hmm lets see

not sure if I fuckin knoww where babs goin for that matter thatd be nice to knoww for plannin

(that i is caps for emphasis its kinda hard to tell)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:39 AM

I expected Baba to follow your lot over to Pleroma...

Anywhere else seems a lot more risky

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:40 AM

probably a good idea but i cant speak on their behalf

oh wwait the best place to tell them is that babs at purgatory

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:41 AM

Unless they come from Purgatory that is

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:41 AM

so definitely ask them that first yeah

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:42 AM

And if they do come from Purgatory?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:43 AM

wwhats the spot wwith the most options bab could get to that isnt purgatory or rooftops

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:44 AM

...Cloudtops?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:44 AM

wwait wwait wwait ivve got a funny trick for you lol

you tell em he wwent dowwn to sanctuary

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:44 AM

...

Amazing

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:45 AM

an then theyre like oh sure thanks

an then they cant come back up wwhen it turns out you lied

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:45 AM

Well we should check to make sure it's still a one-way

Or else I'd be in some deep trouble

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:46 AM

i think alt convveyed they wwere ok wwith headin dowwn there early

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:46 AM

Tell them to come back up if they can

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:46 AM

but it seems unlikely itd be able to make it back up here (per the area description)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:47 AM

Can never be too sure...

And that tree could sprout one of its branches up here

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:47 AM

alwways so paranoid dry

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:48 AM

I don't think it's impossible to think that the tree may be about to make this one way a two way

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:48 AM

it isnt

ok in that case

if they came from purgatory an the one wway is a twwo wway

point em towwards greed

that oughta keep em distracted

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:49 AM

And what does Greed spy on?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:49 AM

purgatory

so not a good idea in your eyes i take it

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Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:49 AM

Ok.. so what about the case they come from Greed

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:50 AM

point em to purgatory

itd be a situation wwhere he just got ovver there as they got to the rooftops

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:50 AM

Yep, that sounds good

So the plan is If one-way: Say Sanctuary If from Purgatory: Say Greed If from Greed: Say Purgatory

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:53 AM

sounds about right yeah

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:53 AM

Quite an elaborate plan for a single question.

But probably very necessary

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:54 AM

you coulda just bullshitted it probably but i appreciate your thoroughness its vvery becomin

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:55 AM

If I get caught in a lie, there's a high chance they'll beat me up.

Some angry people in that group...

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:55 AM

alright one last thing if you get caught in a lie its a dirty trick but it might savve you

moments before actions start playin out you jump dowwn to sanctuary

they cant punch wwhat aint there

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:56 AM

Genius

Just avoid any consequences and hide like a coward

I can probably pull that off if need be

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:57 AM

thats the wway a survvivvor does

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 04:58 AM

It's going to a bummer if they don't actually show up here.

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I'm getting excited about this plan.

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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:33 AM

that's kinda cheap, tbh

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:34 AM

i said its a dirty trick didnt i

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 05:35 AM

Oh uhm… about the lying plan. What if other people are here?

Like if Kyoko’s group comes from Greed and someone from Purgatory comes here…

The lie doesn’t really work in the “two way” scenarios

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:37 AM

then come clean

not about evverythin just about wwhere hes at

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 05:38 AM

Telling the truth was an option?

Shocking

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:39 AM

yeah bab can still make a clean getawway evven if they knoww wwhere theyre actually at but if wwe can misdirect em it might be wworthwwhile

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 05:39 AM

Yeah… like even if they do jump down to Sanctuary they could still head to Pleroma.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:40 AM

and I never said I disagreed :)

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:41 AM

(in all honesty if there is no rule in place about it and it's enough of a problem to justify one it could use codification i just thought i was maybe being clever)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 AM

(When in doubt, call it “emergent gameplay”)

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:29 PM

https://tenor.com/view/everyday-monday-garfield-calendar-monday-oh-no-gif-19321203

Baba BOT 16-Aug-21 03:30 PM

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 03:37 PM

no way

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:44 PM

why must the destruction of the French fall of such a wretched day

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:49 PM

to make their misery the fullest it could evver be i suppose

or is it specifically you that hates this day so much i think im unclear

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:52 PM

honestly I think the French invented mondays

Only reasonable answer to why this day exists

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 03:55 PM

@Altered Yeast

Altered Beast instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:55 PM

damn didnt evven say goodbye first

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:55 PM

bruh

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:56 PM

so wwell link up wwith alt at the pleroma then

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:56 PM

Guess so

I’m not leaving till France is gone though

Who’s gunna put the key in the door

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 03:57 PM

thatd be me

if you wwant an action to take maybe loull try to stop me you could either like recruit her as fuckin doubtful as that might be or subdue her usin your soul followwer types

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 03:59 PM

I will not ally with the French

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:00 PM

yeah thats about wwhat i figured an i dont blame you

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 04:00 PM

Guess I’ll get catra and weezer to hold her down and make her watch

Bit cruel but ya know

She kinda murdered me

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:01 PM

wwhat happened betwween you an that kitty cat lady btww

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 04:01 PM

I tricked her into giving me all her power

I said I was a traitor to my side and she believed me

I really just wanted what was best for the beasts though. I figured taking away the humans power would make peace easier or somethin

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:04 PM

ah i see right if you disarm the populace they got no point evven resistin if they wwanna livve right

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 04:04 PM

guess that’s the un sugarcoated version yeah

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:11 PM

*ahem**

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:11 PM

oh are you back wwith the livvin sean

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:12 PM

(can't someone sleep?)

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 04:12 PM

wwell wwith the dead i suppose heh

(not allowed no)

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:12 PM

Alright everyone, welcome to a very special episode of Hot Ones!

As you can see, I'm not in the usual studio, we've instead decided to host this episode directly in hell.

Anyways, let's welcome our guest. The infamous duck, or geese...

@Spy!

How are you feeling man?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:15 PM

Quack!

Hello, thank you for having me on!

I'm feeling pretty good, I just got out of a cage

and I'm pretty hungry.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:15 PM

Ready to take on the Hot Ones gauntlet?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:15 PM

hell yeah!

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:16 PM

Alright, well first let me explain the modified rules.

Since we haven't got access to any wings today, we're going to amp up the heat on the questions!

It's simple, we both ask each other 5 questions... And if we refuse to answer them truthfully... You'll have to take a chug out of..

Sean Evans rumbles around in his jean's pocket.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:18 PM

I see, I see.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:18 PM

The Last Dab!*

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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:18 PM

oooo.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 04:19 PM

A sauce for the french

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:20 PM

Firstly, let's end a controversy many of our fans have been arguing over.

Billy, are you a duck or a goose?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:21 PM

I am a duck! I was designed to be a duck, so I am one.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:22 PM

Designed to, right that does make sense.

Well, I believe it's your turn to ask me a question.

Go ahead.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:23 PM

well okay then!

Sean, have you ever knowingly consumed human flesh?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:24 PM

Not that I know of, no. I've heard it tastes similar to veal though.

It would probably go well with some harissa.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:25 PM

I see, I see

I normally eat it raw, so I can see why'd you want to spice it up.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:25 PM

Raw's not really good for humans you see.

Our stomachs aren't good enough to get all the nutriments if we don't cook it beforehand.

Besides, there's nasty stuff like salmonella and cowpox, you know what I mean?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 PM

oh boo-hoo, a little disease never hurt me, hey?

it's probably because I'm built different

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:27 PM

Well, let's get right onto the next question then.

It relates pretty well to the previous one.

During the events of Slasher, you refused to eat even freshly killed corpses. Is there a reason why, when you were alive, you highly preferred live-prey?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:32 PM

The moment someone stops moving, and are "dead" is the exact moment someone starts decomposing, and with humans, their taste is drastically different when they're decomposing compared when they're alive. Also, the look on their faces is hilarious when they are knowingly being consumed, and they can't do anything about it!

It hits different, y'know?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:33 PM

... Right

Well, how about you hit me with another question?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Why do you have blue hair in this incarnation of yourself? Weren't you bald at some point?

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Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Right, yeah, I was expecting this question.

So, when your soul goes to heaven, you take the form you had when in your prime, yeah?

I used to have hair in my prime, that's it really.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:35 PM

Huh, that's interesting.

I thought it was a wig, to be honest

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:36 PM

Pulls on my hair

As you can see, it's completely natural, haha.

As natural as souls can be, at least.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:37 PM

heh.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:37 PM

Alright, so as you may know, we have a segment on our show called "Explain the 'Gram".

We pull strange and enigmatic photos from our guest's instagram and ask them to explain them.

We've actually only found one picture that needs explaination this time, but I feel like it'll clear up a lot of things.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:40 PM

Alright, which one is it?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:40 PM

As well know, your cousin "William the Goose" was involved with the Blood gang of Los Angeles during the mid-1990s. Have you too gangbanged?

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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:40 PM

(holy fuck haha)

I actually have not, William is just a cousin of mine but this photo is just from when I spoke to him last.

Too bad I'm here in the afterlife, I was going to meet with him again that weekend.

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Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:46 PM

Oh, really? It's pretty interesting how the one who was involved in gang violence was the one to survive.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:46 PM

He got lucky, I tell you.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:47 PM

Alright, let's move on.

I believe it's your turn.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:47 PM

It is

now Sean, Out of everyone in this game, who would not mind shooting in the face point blank?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:51 PM

Oh that's easy. Pasqualo, of course.

He already did it to me, that's just retribution.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:52 PM

Hey, you know what they say

an eye for an eye.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:52 PM

Now...

Have you ever regretted eating a human? For any reason at all?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:53 PM

Not at all, I take enjoyment from eating meat bags.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:54 PM

Really? Man, you're a real man-eater.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:54 PM

real tasty.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:54 PM

Surely there's people who've been less tasty than others right, tough?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:55 PM

Totally.

The french have the best taste to them.

Better than any other human

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:55 PM

Well, let's explore this later on.

Go ahead and ask your 4th question, Billy.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:56 PM

of course.

On the topic of France, What do you think is the best dish to come out of that country?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:57 PM

Oh, good question.

I've actually got multiple answers for that one.

Do I need to pick one?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 04:58 PM

Top 3 of you can't decide.

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one is fine, though

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 04:59 PM

... I think I got it.

Yeah, it's got be foie gras.

It just melts in your mouth, you know?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:00 PM

I gotta try that at some point.

I've only had raw duck.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:00 PM

Oh, so YOU are a cannibal.

Isn't that banned in most of the US though?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:01 PM

I'm a duck, not a citizen.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:01 PM

Too be fair, it's also banned in Heaven, so I haven't got the chance to have it in a while.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:01 PM

laws do not need apply, hey?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:01 PM

Do they make it here in Hell?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:01 PM

Probably not in hell here, more or less France that's behind the vault.

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Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:02 PM

Yeah that's why I was asking y'know.

Anyways, I hope you kept the hottest for the last, Billy.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:04 PM

Heh.

we'll see.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:05 PM

Well go ahead, this question isn't going to ask itself y'know.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:06 PM

I thought it was your turn, Sean?

or would you rather be the final question.

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Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:06 PM

Oh, that's the plan yeah.

It's still my show, y'know.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:06 PM

aye, fair enough.

Are you a simp for Satan and/or God?

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to addon^, Like, would you simp for them?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:09 PM

Hoo, that is a spicy one.

Good job.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:10 PM

Just like the sauce.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:10 PM

That's like, 7 inches from the midday sun.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:11 PM

hah, I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone, but you stay so cool.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:13 PM

To be truthful, I was already engaging in things you could define as simping.

Until last phase I was trying to get Jod's good side, but that failed pretty bad.

I was serious when I said that guy wasn't the most well-adjusted.

Let's be real though, who wouldn't simp for Lucifer?

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 05:15 PM

Aw, thanks :)

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:15 PM

EVEN if she was a guy.

That's like, the single most interesting character from the Bible, and she's not even in it for more than 2 or 3 mentions.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 05:16 PM

down bad

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:17 PM

Hah, alright.

that's very interesting!

Personally, I hate them both

They trapped me in a cage.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:18 PM

Dang, well you're a duck after all.

Plus, I doubt anyone would be interesting in a corkscrew penis.

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No offense.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:19 PM

Rude.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:19 PM

Oh, if you don't believe me, look up "duck penis" on Yumi-net.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:19 PM

I'd rather not.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:19 PM

You don't have one?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:19 PM

Who needs one?

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Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:20 PM

Wouldn't you want to make Billy children though?

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 05:20 PM

https://tenor.com/view/here-comes-garfield-aqui-viene-garfield-ahi-viene-garfield-garfield-bed-gif-12912565

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:20 PM

Well I guess that's not really possible anymore.

Anyways, let's move on to the final question Billy.

It's going to be quite a heavy one, and you might anger a lot of people by doing it.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:21 PM

Let's hear it!

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:22 PM

Can you rank each Balkan country from tastiest (S) to nastiest (D)?

https://tiermaker.com/create/balkan-countries-36901

Create a Balkan Countries Tier List

Epic balkans

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Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:22 PM

Of course!

(just give me a couple minutes to get on my computer)

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 05:27 PM

isn’t this interview gunna lower Billy’s roll

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:27 PM

Oh don't worry, it also lowers my roll.

Besides, it's too late to prevent this. He's already asked 5 questions, the maximum.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 05:28 PM

sigh

alright can y’all give Billy your coins then

(I should ask if it takes effect the same phase you give it to someone)

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:29 PM

not sure if npcs can benefit from coins but ill be givvin you all the usual coin showwer at phase change

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:30 PM

Can I get some coins too?

You guys aren't getting me my gun, right?*

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Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:31 PM

zers gonna try to get you the gun actually

an yes i wwill coin you

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:31 PM

(this is an absolutely absurd question lmao)

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:31 PM

Oh, that's nice of him. And that's nice of you too.

What do these coins do anyways?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:32 PM

help wwith wwhatevver youre tryin to do really (+1 on rolls stacks up to +3)

thesere a token a my favvor that i suggest you do not betray if you knoww wwhats good for you

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Yeah sure. I could betray it if I don't know what it is though, so go ahead and explain it.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:40 PM

as i explained earlier my goal is to ruin someones elses objectivve its lookin like right noww wwere tryin to do that wwith kyos since she really wwants to kill bab

but if you manage to kill off pasq wwith the assistance im offerin you before he can complete his quota that wworks wwell too

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:41 PM

... Can you please rephrase that last sentence?

I didn't quite get it my guy.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:42 PM

if you manage to kill pasq before he gets all his kills in id be grateful

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:43 PM

Yeah, that's the plan I think.

Doubt I can do it alone though, considering that absurdly buff fish.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:43 PM

They all taste great, but I prefer others.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:43 PM

A fan of kebabs?

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

Hell yeah!

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

Thought so, but how do you make a kebab with a human that's still alive?

You're contradicting yourself there.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

just impale em nonlethally not too hard

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

^

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

You need to cook them though.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:44 PM

yeah and?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:45 PM

I don't think you can survive that.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:45 PM

You'd be surprised.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:46 PM

Well anyways, I think we're done yeah?

It was great having you.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:46 PM

It was a pleasure being on!

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Anyways Billy, there's a camera here, there or here. Go ahead and tell the people what's going on in your death, you can plug whatever you want.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:47 PM

I don't have much to say, but I do say that I will eat the French!

There will be none left.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 05:47 PM

That's great!

Have a good meal.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:49 PM

i'll enjoy it

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 05:49 PM

(Albania in B tier?)

(Based Bulgaria in A tho)

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 05:50 PM

(I am a filthy american, I barely know these places, tbh)

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 05:50 PM

(lol)

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 05:52 PM

(alright my coins dont take effect immediately but i can give them to npcs as part of my coin showers and they do benefit from my coins jsyk thanks for clarification lilith)

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Well, now that's done... @Lelouch vi Britannia , how did you feel about this interview?

You still interested in schedulling?

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Let's see

I'll be at pleroma next Turn, so I should hopefully be available anytime after Turn 8 or 9

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:03 PM

Alright, how does phase 9 plemora?

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Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

That should work

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Actually, that conflicts with my schedule.

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

are you gunna move Instant or how are you getting there

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Let me think...

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Movespecial through sanctuary to pleroma

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:04 PM

wwere movvespecialin ovver there garf

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:05 PM

now?

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:05 PM

Can you be at the cloudtops during phase 8?

Otherwise, phase 9 plemora should work as well.

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:06 PM

that wwas probably wwhere wwe wwere headed next to see wwhats up wwith the wwayne tree maybe try an stop it but our business in plemora might take more rounds than just the one wwell see

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 06:07 PM

I'll try to make it cloudtops during turn 8 but if I'm not there then it might be best to wait until turn 9 there.

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:08 PM

Alright, so let's meet at the cloudtops either phase 8 or 9?

Sound good to me.

offers a handshake

Zero BOT 16-Aug-21 06:09 PM

accepts and shakes Sean's hand

See you then for that interview

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:09 PM

is there some reason wwhy wwe shouldnt garf

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:09 PM

nah I was just confused

I’m staying here if the French aren’t gone though I’ll catch you guys later if that happens

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:10 PM

again wwell probably be around pleroma or cloudtops the next couple phases

drys stayin here an the other end a the wwalkie talkie should be in pleroma next phase so hopefully wwell be able to keep in touch if you stick around

so wwherere you plannin on headin sean if i might ask

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Greed, why you ask?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:30 PM

oh right i kneww that

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Greed IS connected to the street, yes?

Eridan Ampora BOT 16-Aug-21 06:30 PM

correct

heres a simple little diagram a the map as i understand it not includin wwhatevver fuckery the tree caused such as makin the streets one wway a twwo wway

Sean Evans BOT 16-Aug-21 06:35 PM

Wow, this must be intentional somehow.

This reminds me of the Kabbalah.

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 06:50 PM

rooftops also connects to france. in your map

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Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:51 PM

Is inside the vault a separate location

Like can you go in there and do what your gunna do now or does it have to wait a phase

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 06:54 PM

last time I was in France, before they sealed it off with the vault, it was a separate area

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:55 PM

darn

How long do ya think it’s gunna take ya to destroy it

Billy BOT 16-Aug-21 06:55 PM

not long.

you are the garf

Garfield BOT 16-Aug-21 06:56 PM

I sure am

I guess

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:10 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 07:26 PM

BABA HAS BAGUETTE

1

DESCRIPTION HAS BAGUETTE

...

BABA HAS BAGUETTE

DESCRIPTION HAS COIN

The vault now has a coin-shaped keyhole, instead of a baguette-shaped one!

1

Zero, Weezer and Catra walk up to Louise Michel.

Zero instructs her to toss her gun to Sean, and she can't help but comply. She looks pissed about it though.

Weezer and Catra then restrain her.

Sean grabs the gun out of the air, and then...

Oh!! A Hot Ones store has opened here! Damn, those contractors work fast.

Sean tries to grab three wings, but he can't fit them all in his hands with the gun... He just takes one instead.

Dry Bones sets to work messing with his radio, but before he can do anything, Hilda's voice blares from it!

"I. AM. GOING. TO. THE. PLEROMA."

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The message comes through loud and clear!

Dry Bones tries to adjust the receiver of the radio, to improve its accuracy.

But a blast of random noises come from the radio instead!

"We haven't --- --- that thing --- --- ---" "Eternity is too long --- --- --- --- these gods pay --- --- ---" "You will see... --- --- ---"

1

...the transmitter seems to still be working fine, though.

Meanwhile, Eridan brandishes his coins.

He's very generous! He gives one to everyone in the area.

Billy eats his as soon as he gets it.

1

Eridan plucks a coin of his own from the chest, and walks up to the vault door.

The coin is inserted into the lock, and with a great rumbling, the stone doors slide open.

A wave of dark energy rumbles from the passage, blotting out the light.

...by the time it clears, Billy and Garfield are gone!

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Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 08:58 PM

Weezer, Catra and Louise are all gone too.

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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Dry Bones stayed here.

Sean Evans moved to greed

Billy moved to france

Zero moved to ???

Garfield moved to france

Eridan Ampora moved to ???

Baba moved to ???

-----Phase 7----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! One of the most notable features is a surprisingly large vault! The doors are open, and the smell of evil wafts from inside... C'est dégoutant! On the opposite side of the rooftops, there rests a broken air conditioning unit. It seems heavy, but perhaps you could lift it? You could definitely fit at least one person in it, and while it certainly doesn't look cosy, it could provide good shelter. Around the AC unit are various piles of trash, some of it what you'd expect to find in a city, some more... eldritch. Set up here is a stand offering free Hot Ones! Stood at the stand is famous pirate, Jean Latiffe. Grab a wing or two. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. You can also enter FRANCE inside the vault. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Kyoko

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

@Dry Chef @Coyote Smith ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Kyoko has:

thunder-bolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy. It's glowing an odd shade of green...

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Clunkety Clickety Rattly Cla-Clack Rattly Clark Clicker Clunk Clickety Clurk

Well hello there?

I'm hearing Pasqualo and Wayne talk...

I think my radio is even more broken

If you guys at Pleroma can hear what I'm saying, I'm not hearing anything from Pleroma

Hopefully my fumbling has only affected my end and you can still hear me right now

There is only one other person with me at Rooftops

That one other person is Kyoko

Pasqualo and Wayne/TheTree are talking about V1 and the sun, it's very uninteresting at the moment

This is quite unfortnate

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I'm getting a connection from inside the tree

Joss and Ripley just entered the tree

I think something happened between Joss and Ripley?

Ripley wants Joss dead it seems

Pasqualo thinks he can take on the tree by himself

The fish is also still in the tree

Pasqualo and Ripley are getting along well

Pasqualo claims he can only kill if it is morally justifiable, and that the death of the movie director and writer Joss wouldn't go against that

Kazuma Kiryu is still inside of the tree currently

This is pretty depressing

I usually had a decent sized group to talk to

And I always could try and communicate to the other end of the radio as well.

But now?

I'm basically by myself

I guess Kyoko is here at least

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 10:32 PM

You've always got me :)

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 10:32 PM

Oh!

It's Luci

Why does my radio keep getting worse?

Was this truly fate?

Listening to some guys yell at each other runs its course pretty quickly...

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 10:34 PM

There's many things influencing the air waves around here

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

What? Does someone need to say the magic word to change the channel?

Or perhaps some nonsensical pseudo-science?

Because getting a radio connection to inside the tree is strange in of itself.

There's no other radios there to my knowledge

What am I picking up on? What is receiving this audio and sending to me?

1

It makes no sense...

Joss is threatening to feed Ripley's pet to the tree

But who really cares?

I'm relaying this information...

But I can't even tell if it has any worth.

I suppose I can at least be grateful I'm not in Joss's position

He's the most pitiful person here by far

Ugh..

Could someone change the radio channel already?

These "air waves" don't seem too reliable...

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Hm No can do, buddy!

It seems like something is keeping it stuck on that channel

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

This is the worst

I'm getting more miserable the longer I listen to these folks air all of their grievances.

Ripley's been mentioning random people that don't matter

Unless there's a "Scott" hiding around here

And Joss is yelling again

and again

...

and again

It does seem like Ripley and Pasqualo are planning out Joss's murder

I believe they were doing some hit point math earlier

What a way to go

Imagine entering an Eldritch Tree just to be killed off by some angry folk.

They're just talking about movies now...

Joss is even begging the Eldritch Tree to turn him into some horrible being. That's how desperate he is now.

Actually, the people there would probably argue that Joss already is a horrible being.

I should have followed the others into France...

At least I would have three other people to talk to...

Now I have to listen to Joss yell at the fish

I think Pasqualo wants the fish to finish off Joss?

I'll just boldly speak anything that the radio people might want to know

But I'd have to be pretty lenient with that

Because nothing being said in the tree seems essential in the slightest

Meanwhile... the people over at Pleroma are probably trying to overthrow God

I'm glad you're having a good day Ripley...

I really am...

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

I can't do much but reassure you Your efforts in transmitting data are greatly appreciated by your friends!

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

Great... is Sean flirting with you over at Greed?

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Don't see why else he'd go there

I just need anything else to talk about

Kiryu is trying his hardest to contribute to the conversation over there

But it's not happening man

I wonder what Zero, Eridan, and Altered Beast are doing at Pleroma...

Probably making a strongly worded complaint to God

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Ask me a few questions, if you're that bored.

I don't have long, but I can try and be of help!

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

What is the "something" that is stopping my radio channel from changing?

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

I-

I can't actually see.

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

what

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

It's coming from the tree, I know that

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Oh fuck me

This tree just causes all of the problems doesn't it?

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

I don't think it's Wayne himself though?

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Is is the sheer will power and anger of Joss?

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

Hah.

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

That dude's frustrations could power a city

Well since it seems you know. Can Hilda still hear me?

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 11:16 PM

Yep!

She's quite relieved that she can, but she's a little worried you can't hear her.

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:17 PM

Wait, I should probably tell them that my problem has something to do with the tree.

My radio's problem seems to be related to the tree

But Wayne isn't causing the issue it would appear

I see that Pasqualo mentioned Mario

Probably the one I'm familiar with since he also mentioned Italian.

But once again completely unimportant

I should probably wait a bit in case Kyoko wishes to ask me anything, but I am on the verge of jumping to the Sanctuary so that maybe... just maybe... I can get a different connection.

Did the people at the tree last phase even get a mutation?

I would think they'd bring it up by now...

Perhaps being in the tree only affects those who already have the dark mutation.

Ooh… Ripley name dropped Luci

Can’t hear the context unfortunately

Now they’re talking about usurping

Not sure why

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:40 PM

…Looks like they’ve stopped talking

For better or for worse

Though I doubt this silence will last forever.

Nothing good ever lasts forever…

…And the silence has been broken

It had a good run

of about 10 minutes

Dry Bones BOT 16-Aug-21 11:56 PM

I sense the fish doing something disturbing.

I don’t think it’s anything to be concerned about

Dry Bones BOT 17-Aug-21 12:38 AM

...

Sorry about not waiting for you to say anything Kyoko but... I don't have the patience of a saint. If this connection to Sanctuary is a two-way, I'll come back up to let you know.

And unless you got business at Greed or France, you're free to hop down as well if you really need to tell me something.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 12:43 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 01:11 AM

Wow

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 01:21 AM

Maybe it pays off being absurdly busy moving today

Dry bones won't get caught up in the crossfire

But now I'm alone

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:00 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:17 PM

The doors of the vault slam shut. The vault itself heaves, then shudders and collapses.

shrug

I guess it doesn't matter, cause the rest of this roof is coming down soon!

Kyoko tosses the lightning bolt into the air, then quickly scrambles into the AC unit.

The bolt peaks, then falls. Slowly at first, but quickly descending with the force of a dozen storms.

It SMASHES into the floor, and a large chunk of the rooftop, including the AC unit, collapses into the streets...

Inside the AC unit, Kyoko tumbles around, until the unit comes to a stop. She emerges - a bit banged up, but she's survived!

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Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 08:12 PM

...an almighty CRASH echoes from hell, as the sun disappears from the sky.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Kyoko moved to ???

-----Phase 8----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! A large part of the rooftops has collapsed, falling into the streets below. The building beneath you is blocked off by the rubble. On the other side of the rooftop, a vault has also collapsed, although seemingly in a different manner. Set up here is a stand offering free Hot Ones! Stood at the stand is famous pirate, Jean Latiffe. Grab a wing or two. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

@No Face ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

Retsuko BOT 17-Aug-21 09:55 PM

…I’m alone

Finally!

Aaaaaarrrgggg!

What a day

Or days? Time works strangely here

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 09:59 PM

Assuming a day is a full sun cycle... Id say it's been about two days!

Retsuko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Oh? I could hardly tell

There doesn’t seem to be a sun anymore

or did it just set?

We’re you responsible for that?

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Nope, not me!

Retsuko BOT 18-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Who the heck is that???

Retsuko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:03 AM

...that Altered Beast guy is wrong about Mr. Togami

Malice? He hasn't attacked anyone!

And look what I've done...I told people exactly how to kill it...

no, not it

him

he's a person. And he's probably going to die now because of me

...

I hate this place

nobody understands anyone

Mr. Togami just wants to grow. He doesn't want to actually hurt anyone

Why can't people see that?

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 05:56 PM

...the souls I recruited for hell are violent ones.

Mostly.

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

Some of them are still good people.

Heck, the heaven/hell split barely even matters anymore. There's so much violence from both sides.

...but there's also plenty of good.

Retsuko, you have a kind heart, despite what you may think about your anger.

God made the right choice with you.

If you think there is something wrong with the afterlife, put your righteousness to use

Retsuko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:17 PM

...speak of the devil

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:03 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:11 PM

Retsuko walks up to the Hot Ones stand.

She places a foot on it, and casually tips it over.

Hm. She seems satisfied with this.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Retsuko moved to greed

-----Phase 9----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! A large part of the rooftops has collapsed, falling into the streets below. The building beneath you is blocked off by the rubble. On the other side of the rooftop, a vault has also collapsed, although seemingly in a different manner. A Hot One's stand has been knocked over! Wings are all over the floor, and famous pirate Jean Lafitte looks awfully upset. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340697501741091/rooftops.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

V1

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

@Amalgam ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

V1 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Damnit I'm alone again.

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM

You just swapped places with another lonely soul.

A shame.

V1 BOT 18-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Let's see if anyone is down in sanctuary or if they are all fighting the big meat stick.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:39 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:07 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

-----Phase 11----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! A large part of the rooftops has collapsed, falling into the streets below. The building beneath you is blocked off by the rubble. On the other side of the rooftop, a vault has also collapsed, although seemingly in a different manner. Fleshy tendrils have grown over the damaged space, grasping at the buildings. A Hot One's stand has been knocked over! Wings are all over the floor, and famous pirate Jean Lafitte looks awfully upset. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/878367968763998298/rooftopstree.png

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Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

God..? BOT 20-Aug-21 09:55 PM

(so true bestie)

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:55 PM

SHUT UP GOD

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE CONSUMED EVERYTHING. I HAVE BECOME THE TREE THAT MR. TOGAMI COULD NOT BECOME. AND I CAN PERFORM AN ACTION IN EVERY AREA. I CAN EVEN TALK WITH THE DEAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS HELP IN THEIR OBJECTIVE NEED ONLY ASK FOR ANYTHING AND I WILL HELP YOU - BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD. THIS WILL BE MY LAST ACTION BEFORE I DIE.

God..? BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

(so true bestie)

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:09 PM

SHUT UP GOD

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:02 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

-----Phase 12----- ROOFTOPS You are up on the rooftops! It's surprisingly stable up here, despite the roof seeming to be in a state of disarray. It'll take more than a minor act to make them collapse. Though you're surrounded by the flames of damnation, it's uncharacteristically cold and quiet, just enough so to be incredibly disconcerting. For such a large part of hell, it's really not that bad! A large part of the rooftops has collapsed, falling into the streets below. The building beneath you is blocked off by the rubble. On the other side of the rooftop, a vault has also collapsed, although seemingly in a different manner. A Hot One's stand has been knocked over! Wings are all over the floor, and famous pirate Jean Lafitte looks awfully upset. All around you there are souls resting. Many of them seem almost friendly! Among them, a Rabbid runs around while Ellen rests, enjoying the air. From here you can climb the tower to GREED, head down into PURGATORY, or jump from the rooftops via an instantmove to SANCTUARY. However, it's unlikely that you could make it back up here. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848245566776803331/878727666881150986/rooftops.png?width=1253&height=676

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Brinelex Brine

1.5/3 HP

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Superb

1.5/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

@Phanto Mask @Nyarlathotep @Kuro Ampora @Dry Chef ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you? Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

Eridan Ampora BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

dry

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

well, we're all alive

Eridan Ampora BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

i

Dry Bones BOT 21-Aug-21 09:44 PM

yeah?

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:45 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to SANCTUARY!

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 09:46 PM

whew im safe

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 09:53 PM

hi

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

hello!

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 09:54 PM

damn today's been pretty busy

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 10:48 PM

well looks like heaven is getting fucked

God..? BOT 21-Aug-21 10:58 PM

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Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 10:59 PM

shut up god

God..? BOT 21-Aug-21 10:59 PM

(

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:16 PM

but at least were fine

hm what now

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:17 PM

idk

do you want to go eat chicken wings or something

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:19 PM

do you have anything else

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:21 PM

I mean that's all there is here on the ground

I guess we could make a grill

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:30 PM

oh

noooo the chimkens

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:30 PM

I think the shop popped out of nowhere so it's probably vegan

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:31 PM

oh yeah hot ones wings are vegan that's right

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Idk I've never seen the show

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:35 PM

well lets eat!

im glad you didn't kill me again

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:37 PM

yeah

It would have been weird

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:46 PM

it would've been very mean

hey you wanna do a funny thing after this phase and swap nicknames/icons and stuff i thought of it just now itd be really funny people would be so confused

Superb BOT 21-Aug-21 11:48 PM

Lmao

that sounds funny

let's do it

Brinelex Brine BOT 21-Aug-21 11:50 PM

Brinelex Brine BOT 22-Aug-21 02:33 AM

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