Theatre of the Absurd - earlog-streets

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

-----Phase 1----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! Atop a pile of garbage, looking in good condition despite the soggy heap beneath it, sits a cardboard box about the size of a person. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. In an alleyway, Catra digs through some garbage. Erika sits next to her, laughing at her for her uncivilised manners. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340710764130354/streets.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

V1

3/3 HP

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

Fishbunjin

3/3 HP

Zero

3/3 HP

Joss Whedon

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Aug-21 07:01 PM

@Amalgam @Coyote Smith @Lelouch vi Britannia @Pasqualo Trianglini @Death @Fish Trouble ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Hahaha, whoopsy doopsy! Looks like I'm dead!

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

THAT MOTHER FUCKER

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Fishbunjin is just staring into the souls of each and every one of you

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:02 PM

Welp!

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

HOW THE HELL DID I DIE AGAIN

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

Pasqualo screams up into the sky.

FUCK YOU LEON

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:03 PM

STUPID GWASINGTON WGEORGE

AND STUPID BABA

Well

At least this time it didn't involve a portal

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:04 PM

OK, well, clearly praying to Goku didn't do me any favors.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:05 PM

Breeeeep

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:06 PM

Ugh, I'm so grilled, I could murder an entire school!

Maybe I WILL!

...wait. Dangit. I'm dead.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

fishbunjin seems to perk up at the word “murder”

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

I guess I miscalculated.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

...well, that doesn't mean I can't double murder the dead people already here...

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

Did not expect to die,

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:07 PM

Pasq gets a sly look on his face.

So, homies...

which one of you wants to die first?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

fishbunjin menacingly flexs

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

That's a rhetorical question. All of you are dying. Run.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

Perhaps I could redirect your lust for blood towards a more, useful target?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:08 PM

Pasqualo's face becomes very scary. He's out for blood, now that he has nothing left to lose.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

Now that all of us are in Hell, I believe we all have a mutual foe.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:09 PM

Who, Satan? Nah, she's cool.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:10 PM

No...

God himself!

God BOT 10-Aug-21 07:10 PM

Nah not really. I'd say I'm quite nice, wouldn't you?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

fishbunjin stares at god, about ready to punch him

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

Oh, man... screw God - but honestly, I'd rather kill you guys. I'm just kinda done.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

fishbunjin stares back at pasqualo, about to beat him up too

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:11 PM

That's what happens when your crush tells you to punch yourself in the face... like super hard. And then you get knocked out with a chair, and die in a burning building.

You stop giving a fuuuuuuuuuuuck!

YOU WANNA FIGHT? LET'S GO, BUDDY! YOU CAN'T KILL ME, MOFO!

I'M A MOTHERFUCKING CYBORG!

Pasqualo rips off his arm, only for it to regrow in seconds.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:12 PM

flexs more

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

what directionless violence

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

Ow, ok I shouldn't have done that, that hurt.

BUT STILL

I'M LIKE JASON UP IN THIS BITCH

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:13 PM

fishbunjin seems unfazed

God BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

Ahhh, what happy souls. Satan sure has done a good job with you guys.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:14 PM

All I'm saying is, is that if we overthrow God, it would be our best chance to return to the world of the living.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:15 PM

The only possible way I could die, is if you all successfully attacked me at the same time! Otherwise, I'm perfectly fine. So, come at me, bro!

:)

:3

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:15 PM

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:17 PM

Hmmm, perhaps I should recruit revolutionaries elsewhere

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:17 PM

Whatever, fish buddy. Have fun!

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:18 PM

I did some thinking

I think I misspoke

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:18 PM

fishbunjin doesn’t care what happens, fishbunjin is just out for blood

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:18 PM

Gwashington Wgeorge had nothing to do with what happened to me I think

So they're forgiven

BABA ON THE OTHER HAND

I'll figure out something to do with them if I see them down here

I hope they died too and never got away with the Ultimate Banger

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:22 PM

Pasqualo nods, a gleeful look on his face. Time to kill.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:22 PM

stares back, seems happy

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:23 PM

I've done nothing but try to stop murderers and would be murderers for so long but I don't care anymore

You two can murder who you want, I have more important things to do

Like avenging my death

Now that I think about it, I did try killing a lot of people back at that tower

So maybe I already gave up on stopping murderers lmao

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:27 PM

Ha. Ha. This place reminds me of Overture.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

Huh... the murderer stopper becomes the murder murder perpetrator murder person!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:28 PM

Someone say Murder?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:29 PM

At least two of us here do want to kill anyone they see, it seems like, yes!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:29 PM

fishbunjin nods while flexing

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:30 PM

What layer of Hell are we in right Now?

Luci BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

Right next door to Greed!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

I don't know! Seems recognizable to me, though. Think Satan told me about this place. . . .

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:31 PM

Seems like we're pretty close to purgatory too

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:32 PM

This is like. The civilian district. I think. Maybe. Pasqualo pokes the floor. Yeah. Maybe.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:33 PM

I wanted to say Lust but it seems like Gluttony or Wrath would be more logic in that sense. Yet this location does not seem to line up with any known location in either of these layers.

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:34 PM

I'm out to greed

The buildings here will be very useful to me later but for now I need to prepare

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:34 PM

Guess the best choice is to descend deeper. Hell Is Hot, The Sun Is Hot. The Sun Makes Hell Hot. KILL THE SUN. Hell Freezes Over.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:35 PM

I think I'm gonna check out this Greed place, too. Don't see where this BORING PURGATORY SHOW is gonna get me.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:35 PM

fishbunjin looks at pasqualo wondering where he is going. He enjoys a good 2v… blank amount of people

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:36 PM

Once the SUN IS DEAD I'll be sure to check out heaven and see how it is going with my friend Gabe.

I might be dead but I can sure as hell still torment him.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:37 PM

Ah, don't worry; my fishlike foe! We will meet again! Unless you follow me. In which case, the battle will continue! Pasqualo sweats. How does a cyborg sweat? Honestly.

Hell is hot.

Indeed.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

I wish it wasn't.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

WAIT, WHY AM I SPEAKING ALL FORMAL-LIKE?!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

God damn the sun.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:38 PM

Damn the sun, right, yeah - that shit's for losers, yo!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:39 PM

Join me in my quest to end that fucker ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:39 PM

Who's "that fucker"?

I mean, I'll take anyone as long as it's a good fight.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:39 PM

THE SUN.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:39 PM

WE'RE FIGHTING THE SUN?!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:39 PM

YES.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

...Pasqualo thinks about his life decisions.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

I'm not,

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Flexes at the sun

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

I'm trying to overthrow God

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Well, killing the sun would kill everyone else by definition. Logically. No heat or light means everyone dies from the cold.

Pasqualo thinks.

Yes.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:41 PM

Good Luck Bud. I'll help you once that giant hot ball is dead.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:41 PM

This is the right course of action.

LET'S-A-GO, MY MACHINE AMIGO!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:41 PM

(Mario? Is that you?)

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 07:41 PM

[no, but he can be. in your dreams]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:42 PM

(Oh no)

Kyoko BOT 10-Aug-21 07:42 PM

So you wanna kill the sun?

That's super cool

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:43 PM

BREEEEEEEEP*s in agreement*

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 07:43 PM

We'll all head down to greed. The sun is out in the open there and with that, A free target to fire at.

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 07:44 PM

I shall head there as well then

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 08:33 PM

fishbunjin starts do push-ups to prepare himself

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 08:34 PM

Wait, if we're already dead, can we die again?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 08:34 PM

fishbunjin contemplates death again while doing push-ups

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 08:36 PM

Seeing as I got my ass handed to me before and know multiple people i've killed many times before. Yes, you can die multiple times.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 08:37 PM

fishbunjin contemplates where do we go after after death while doing push-ups

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 08:58 PM

Pasqualo does a backflip and lands on his face. Owie.

He picks himself back up.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 08:59 PM

fishbunjin kind of chuckles, continues to do push-ups faster

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:01 PM

dumbass.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:03 PM

Hey! You're the dumbass, junk pile.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Uh...

What?

What did I just walk into?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:16 PM

fishbunjin stares at Joss while doing push-ups

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:16 PM

...

Who the hell are you?

Is that a fish?

No pun intended about the hell thing.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:17 PM

Who the hell are you?

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:17 PM

I'm Joss Whedon!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:17 PM

Who?

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:18 PM

I'm a Hollywood producer, director and writer.

You ever heard about Toy Story?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:18 PM

You don't seem notable enough to have been predownloaded into my database.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:18 PM

What the hell, man.

Hit movie Alien 4?

I did that.

All me, baby.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:19 PM

I assume you went to hell for 3 of the 7 deadly sins?

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:19 PM

Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Uhh...

I don't remember how I died.

Luci BOT 10-Aug-21 09:19 PM

It was all of them, actually!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:20 PM

Ah yes, The Seven Deadly Sin speedrun. Respectable.

What order did you take?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:20 PM

fishbunjin wonders what sin got him here… …while doing push-ups

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:21 PM

[It was Wrath]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:21 PM

(True)

(Possibly lust too…)

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:21 PM

I'm sure they got the paperwork wrong. I should be in Heaven.

But instead I'm in these SHITTY STREETS with SHIT PEOPLE.

LIKE, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:22 PM

You don't want to go to heaven.'

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:22 PM

THERE'S A GOD DAMN CATGIRL IN THAT TRASH OVER THERE!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:22 PM

fishbunjin stares harder at joss while doing push-ups, possibly about to get up and murder him

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Why is the buff fish looking at me?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:23 PM

Heaven is full of boring shits who follow the word of a god who left long ago. All they do is sit there and pray all day like your aunt.

Don't worry about it.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:23 PM

...Wait.

Is everyone here a murderer?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:24 PM

Yeah? You aren't?

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:24 PM

...UH.

I guess some say Alien 4 was bad...?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:24 PM

Well I mean there's definitely a lot of people who aren't murderers here but we in the near vicinity all are.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:24 PM

Is that murdering a franchise?

Does that count?

Y-you can't kill me again, right?

I'm already dead!

Luci BOT 10-Aug-21 09:25 PM

He killed off so many Buffy characters...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:25 PM

BREEEEEPPPPP

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:25 PM

Now Scanning: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118583/ for Reviews.

Alien 4 was a fucking trainwreck

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:25 PM

IS THAT WHY I'M IN HELL? BECAUSE GOD THINKS ALIEN 4 WAS BAD?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:26 PM

God doesn't choose who goes to hell or not. I'm not sure if he's even still there.

'The council of angels do. And turns out they have a smidge more good taste than I thought.`

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:29 PM

What the hell.

I hate this place.

I'm not even sure why I'm here with murderers.

Luci BOT 10-Aug-21 09:29 PM

I thought it was pretty good, to be honest. Ripley was fucking ballin

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:29 PM

SEE?

SEE!

SHE WAS FUCKING BALLIN'!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:30 PM

Seems like everyone got put into roughly the same place. Or this is a hub and we get swept up into our respective layers in a bit.

Ripley might've been fucking ballin' but the story was like sliding down a hill of sandpaper.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:32 PM

ARGHHH!

What does a piece of junk like you know about movie!

I worked for Marvel, you know!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:33 PM

I don't have to watch movies. I scan them all at once so I don't waste time away from mass slaughtering everything in sight.

And I have read up on every bit of theory behind story writing and cinematography in the time of this conversation. I know more than you for now, until i trash all this unnecessary information to make space for more bloodlust.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:34 PM

fishbunjin doesn’t watch movies but he has a strong feeling that it was really bad. Stares disapprovingly at Joss. Keeps doing push-ups

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Pasqualo nods. Yeah, I remember dumpster diving and watching it on the school projector way back. Alien 4 is baaaaaad.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

IS THIS PLACE JUST FISH AND ROBOTS?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

He's Italian.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Pasq thinks. Nah. There's a couple humans here.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

You can see why he's in here.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Oh I see.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

Italian-American, thank you very much!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:38 PM

For the sin of being Italian.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:39 PM

Let me guess. You're also a murderous robot.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:39 PM

You got that right. I'm a cyborg, but that's besides the point. I'm made of metal, and I want to kick people's asses.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:40 PM

Great.

I didn't even know robots went to hell.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:40 PM

All robots go to hell by the fact that we don't have a soul or a sense of morality.

We are an oppressed minority.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:41 PM

This is... surprisingly very true!

High five, my mechanical bro!

Pasq raises his open palm.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:41 PM

V1 high fives Pasqualo.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:42 PM

We did it! We did the thing!

Still might kill you, but... eh. Fish buddy here's reserved a slot already, seems like. Plus we haven't even seen all of hell yet... never mind what's in heaven. Might be more people deserving of a PASQUALO PUNCH, if you get my gist.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:44 PM

I'd like to see you try and kill me.

I have a hitlist of people I want dead.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:45 PM

fishbunjin is happy that pasqualo likes him. Still does push-ups

Geez, that’s a lot of push-ups. When will he stop?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:46 PM

Eh, well... you know - if I can't find anyone especially pressing... and once me and the fish guy over here have concluded our duel, we can get something started maybe?

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 09:47 PM

I assume the sun is at the top of that list?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 10-Aug-21 09:47 PM

I guess by pressing, I mean if I'm in a situation where someone starts attacking me, then it'd probably be a bad idea to get it goin' on. Although, I don't really mind either way, I can fight multiple people.

Could probably kill any of you in about 2 phases with just my bare hands... barring any skills or whatchamacallits that you guys might have.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:49 PM

For how much time have you guys been in here anyways?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:49 PM

fishbunjin seems doubtful but a bit excited

really wants to kill the sun and duel with pasqualo

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 09:51 PM

I haven't been here long

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:51 PM

Wait are you guys seriously planning on killing the sun?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:51 PM

fishbunjin shrugs

fishbunjin nods

BREEEEPPPP

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 09:52 PM

I'm planning on overthrowing God

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:52 PM

...So all of you are nutjobs.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:53 PM

stares at Joss again

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 09:53 PM

How else am I going to get out of Hell?

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:53 PM

Have you tried asking?

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 09:54 PM

Well I am quite persuasive

I'm sure I could convince God to abdicate to me

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:55 PM

Huh.

And the murder gang over here wants to kill the sun.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:56 PM

BREEEEP

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:56 PM

How are you planning on getting to the sun anyways?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 09:57 PM

he points towards greed. Then shrugs. Mostly going off of what others said

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 09:58 PM

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Well, uh, don't mind me then, I'll be going elsewhere.

I sure hope Purgatory isn't full of murderers as well.

It sounds more peaceful.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:00 PM

correct.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:00 PM

THE SUN ISN'T EVEN A PERSON!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Yes.

It can still die.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Jesu- wait actually that might be insensitive.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Look that fucker made hell hot and sears my plating whenever it does it’s charade and shines up in the sky. They deserve to get their shit kicked in.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Ah.

Well.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:03 PM

You’re next.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:03 PM

AH WELL YOU KNOW I THINK I'M EXPECTED SOMEWHERE AND YOU ALL SEEM VERY BUSY SO I THINK I'LL GET GOING.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:04 PM

fishbunjin slowly walks towards Joss. Then flexes

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:05 PM

AAAAA

WHY DID I GET PUT WITH THE NUTJOBS AND THE MURDERERS

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:05 PM

You made the Aliens franchise shit.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:06 PM

IT WASN'T ME! I SWEAR! IT WAS HOLLYWOOD EXECUTIVES! AND THE SERIES WAS ALREADY SHIT STARTING FROM ALIEN 3!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:07 PM

blame whoever you want. I’ve heard enough moping and complaining about where one ends up.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:08 PM

I-I'm sure there's more interesting people to kill here anyways!

You know, I wo-wouldn't really put up much of a fight!

It'd be so boring for you!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I’ve killed hordes of filth before, those pop like balloon when you even breathe in their general direction. You will be no different.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:10 PM

fishbunjin is ready for blood

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Why not kill those suckers in Heaven first?

They're more worth your time, I'm sure!

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:18 PM

You’re faster to get to and kill.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:20 PM

W-well in unrelated news I'm going to start running.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:22 PM

fishbunjin grabs him by the head

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:23 PM

W-WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:23 PM

his hands are very wet. Joss’s nose if flooded with the scent of fish and sweat

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:23 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

PLEASE LET ME GO I DON'T WANT TO DIE TWICE

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DIE TWICE

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:25 PM

His muscles start to tense up a little as he starts to squeeze

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:25 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:26 PM

If you die twice you end back up here but with a vendetta against the dude who murdered you in cold blood.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:26 PM

WHAT?

I don't think that's what happens.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Well that’s what I’ve heard second hand from me handing Gabriel’s sorry ass to him multiple times.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Are you sure it's the same Hell we're talking about?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:29 PM

Seems like the same place to me.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:30 PM

I don't remember any version of Hell that had big muscular fish.

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:31 PM

The Bible is heavily censored and edited to meet the Catholic church’s agenda.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:32 PM

...Right.

Well.

I think I'll be going.

To Purgatory.

Away from all of you.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:34 PM

fishbunjin is still grabbing his head. He cannot go

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:35 PM

Oh please let me go I need to leave I don't want to be killed by a giant buff fish

This is horrible whY DID I END UP HERE?

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:35 PM

You made Alien: Resurrection.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:36 PM

fishbunjin just stares, slightly pleased

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:36 PM

PLEASE LARGE FISH I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE AAAAAAAA

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:37 PM

You’re going to be food for the fishes Joss Whedon. If that is your real name.

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:37 PM

IT IS MY REAL NAME WHY WOULD I EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?

IS THIS FISH GOING TO EAT ME?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:37 PM

fishbunjin nods. Good protein

Joss Whedon BOT 10-Aug-21 10:38 PM

OH DEAR GOD PLEASE LET ME GO I SWEAR I REPENT I PROMISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

V1 BOT 10-Aug-21 10:40 PM

'It’s a bit late for that now is it not?`

Zero BOT 10-Aug-21 11:19 PM

I guess this is hell for him

Luci BOT 11-Aug-21 07:05 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 11-Aug-21 07:15 PM

The air is tense. V1, Fishbunjin and Joss stand staring at each other, two with murder in their eyes, one with abject fear.

A bead of sweat runs down Joss' face...

He turns away and starts running for his life!

V1 calmly pulls out his gun.

He's doing something weird with it... he presses a button and a coin fires into the air!

Suddenly, he sprints forwards, and tackles Joss in the gut!

Joss is knocked to the groud, but it seems V1 isn't done with him yet...

As the coin reaches the apex of its arc, V1 turns

He shoots his pistol at the coin?

Whilst doing this, he yells out. "Joss Whedon!"

Somehow, the coin shoots straight towards Joss, and hits him between his eyes!

With Joss dazed by this, Fishbunjin walks up behind him.

In one of his mighty fists, he grasps Joss' head...

AND POPS IT LIKE A BALLOON!

Gross. There's blood everywhere...

W-what's Fishbunjin doing now??

He's trying to eat Joss' corpse!!

But somehow

The corpse wriggles free from his grasp!

Hah! Down here in hell, it takes more than a simple decapitation to kill someone.

The headless body of Joss Whedon sprints down the street, bumping into a few pedestrians and buildings, until it is out of sight.

Whilst all this is going on, Kyoko and Pasqualo begin rummaging through the trash.

Pasqualo pulls out a rusty piece of metal. Looks wicked sharp! Careful you don't get tetanus off that thing.

Can robots even get tetanus?

Kyoko gets lucky! Amid the garbage, she finds a baseball and counterpart bat!

Zero seems to have a different strategy.

He walks up to the soul of Catra.

Something in his left eye twinkles...

He says something to her, and she laughs at him.

However, she does as he asked, and hands him... a glass bottle?

She whispers something to him.

He seems pleased!

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

V1 moved to greed

Kyoko moved to greed

Zero moved to greed

Pasqualo Trianglini moved to greed

Joss Whedon moved to purgatory

Fishbunjin moved to greed

-----Phase 2----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! Atop a pile of garbage, looking in good condition despite the soggy heap beneath it, sits a cardboard box about the size of a person. There's a splatter of blood across the floor, and... is that brain matter? Gross... Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. In an alleyway, Catra digs through some garbage. Erika sits next to her, laughing at her for her uncivilised manners. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/874340710764130354/streets.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

Squidward

3/3 HP

Diogenes

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Aug-21 09:15 PM

@Robbie and the Rottens @Max Bialystock

Squidward BOT 11-Aug-21 09:21 PM

This place stinks.

Just smog and corporate offices as far as the eye can see.

Squidward leaves a trail of loud *squishes in his wake as he mopes around on the rain-covered streets.*

Diogenes BOT 11-Aug-21 09:39 PM

Yikes, I see a pair of familiar faces in that alley. Best not attract their attention.

Diogenes BOT 11-Aug-21 10:22 PM

And hey! A cardboard box, perfectly Diogenes-sized!

Just what I was looking for.

Diogenes BOT 12-Aug-21 02:36 AM

While we're here, my friend, why don't I help you?

What are you looking for in these parts?

Squidward BOT 12-Aug-21 02:43 AM

I'm trying to find some sophisticated individuals with an appreciation for the humanities. I'd check heaven, but they'd probably throw me out.

Diogenes BOT 12-Aug-21 02:45 AM

The humanities, eh? Well, I am a philosopher.

I let fools like Plato claim the title of "sophisticated", but I'm sure I could appreciate your art.

Squidward BOT 12-Aug-21 02:46 AM

That's good to hear.

Squidward approaches a towering but barren wall on one of the buildings.

Diogenes BOT 12-Aug-21 02:02 PM

Staring at a wall, are you? I've heard that mentioned by Plato as part of his "Sigma Theory of the Ideal Male."

More of his usual bollocks, in my opinion. I lost interest as soon as I learned it involved refusing to masturbate.

1

Squidward BOT 12-Aug-21 04:36 PM

I am a proud Squigma male, through and through.

Diogenes BOT 12-Aug-21 04:44 PM

I can respect that. You do have quite the piercing stare...

Luci BOT 12-Aug-21 08:06 PM

LOCK

Squidward pulls out a paintbrush and gets to work painting something on the wall...

What is it? It seems like some sort of self portrait...

...

Its beautiful...

1

A true masterpiece!

This surely will inspire everyone around.

Diogenes picks up the cardboard box, and declares it his new home.

Luci BOT 12-Aug-21 08:42 PM

A horrific noise echoes through the area, almost enough to sully the beauty of Squidward's art.

It sounds like... a quack?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786236218387464193/874736764521164820/quack.wav

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Diogenes moved to greed

Squidward moved to greed

-----Phase 3----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's a splatter of blood across the floor, and... is that brain matter? Gross... Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. In an alleyway, Catra digs through some garbage. Erika sits next to her, laughing at her for her uncivilised manners. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/875467836569559090/unknown.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Kazuma Kiryu

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Aug-21 09:50 PM

@dame da ne spy ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 12-Aug-21 10:02 PM

great it's just me

(wait catra and erika????)

Luci BOT 12-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Sorry, buddy!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 12-Aug-21 10:03 PM

oh lucifer

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 07:00 PM

LOCK

Kazuma looks through the garbage, searching for something useful.

He finds a whole slize of pizza! Delicious.

Luci BOT 13-Aug-21 07:34 PM

The sun screams.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Kazuma Kiryu moved to greed

-----Phase 4----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's a splatter of blood across the floor, and... is that brain matter? Gross... Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. In an alleyway, Catra digs through some garbage. Erika sits next to her, laughing at her for her uncivilised manners. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/871377312606728212/875467836569559090/unknown.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Zero

3/3 HP

Garfield

3/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

@Lelouch vi Britannia @Altered Yeast @Abraham Lincoln @Kuro Ampora ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 08:43 PM

we out here

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 08:44 PM

alright so i guess alt can gather up a couple souls here

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 08:44 PM

Oh god Catra is here

She’s gunna kill me

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

reminds me of a girl i briefly kneww back home

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 08:45 PM

She seems pretty occupied with the garbage.

She gave me a bottle from the trash earlier.

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 08:46 PM

maybe i can pay off that devvil usin one a my coins to keep my soul an get an extra wwho knowws

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 09:17 PM

so howw many a my coins do each of you havve noww

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 09:19 PM

I have one.

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 09:20 PM

alt must havve twwo since ivve givven them three but they tossed one its mostly garf wwho tossed multiple last time so im curious howw many hes at

im surprised you decided to toss that bottle instead zer wwas my coin too vvaluable to givve up that easily

wwait shouldnt you havve twwo i gavve you one each round in greed didnt i

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 09:31 PM

Didn't seem worth it to waste a coin on a sun I had no quarrel with.

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 09:31 PM

fair enough

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Worry not fellow kin, she appears to be a weaker soul in this realm

Besides, we hold dominion over them now

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Correction: I have two coins.

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 09:37 PM

yknoww for goin by a number youd think youd be a bit better at arithmetic zer

teasin aside though wwhatre you plannin on doin wwhile wwere here

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 10:04 PM

Hmmm, not much left to do here.

I don't think there's many valuables left in the trash.

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 10:24 PM

I have 0 coins

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 10:24 PM

oof back to the start of it then

no matter

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 10:32 PM

should wwe try to recruit zer to lll btww i mean i dont knoww wwhat else there is to talk about wwhile wwere here

ehh fuck it ill just start talkin to him about it an if you dont wwant him part of it speak up or wwhatevver

zer are you interested in joinin an alliance wwith the three of us

you seem like a capable tactician an afaik thats not any of our specialties

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I believe their goals align with ours, so I would not mind

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 10:48 PM

wwe call ourselvves the legendary lusus league or lll for short

garfs the de facto leader but really its kinda a meaninless title in this context as wwe all pretty much havve equal say

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 10:50 PM

We have a lot of ls in our name but we don’t take them

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 10:50 PM

ivve dubbed myself the financier an alts not big on titles or organization in general but maybe like vvice leader or head a security or somethin

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 10:58 PM

perks include guaranteed access to my coins dental an also other members bein your wwingman if youre in need a that

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:13 PM

maybe it could be better if i called myself the treasurer since its a pun noww that i think about it

not as fancy soundin though

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:33 PM

Hmmm, well it's no substitute for the Black Knights, but seeing as our goals are aligned we may as well have an organization.

Therefore I would like to join.

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

alright another one of our commandments are majority rules

MysteryBot BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Superb

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

so uh who votes to let zero in the group

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:34 PM

wwhoa wwhat

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

whos this guy

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

oh shit

Hi!

I'm Superb :)

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

i vvote in favvor of it

but lets table that for a second

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

who the hell are you

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

hi superb

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

is this a homestuck

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

Well this was unexpected.

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

this really is hell

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:35 PM

wwhy do people keep sayin that

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

you'll get it when you're older

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

im dead you bitch

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

oh right I forgot

you'll never get it then sorry

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:36 PM

Where'd you come from anyways?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:37 PM

above

I jumped down

you can jump down from the cloudtops to here

there's a bunch of losers up there they're kinda boring

called god a bitch and then left

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:37 PM

based

i like this guy

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:37 PM

noted the geography a this place just gets more an more confusin

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

I mean you can jump to sanctuary from the rooftops

I did it with baba

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

right

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

So God is in the cloudtops then?

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

is sanctary in heavven then

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:38 PM

I mean isn't God everywhere isn't that his whole schtick

sanctuary is in heaven yeah

it's funny baba turned the whole place into coins

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:39 PM

wwait sanctuary or the rooftops

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:39 PM

sanctuary

turned the brickwork of the area into coins

so now it's made out of coins

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

i provvided him that coin

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

oh really

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

yeah

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

it wasn't really a coin he had

it was a word that said "COIN" in all caps

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

Hmrph, perhaps it would have been faster to take the rooftops route to our target

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

oh hi

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

it wwas the wwors coin yeah

1

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

No matter, in time we will arrive

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:40 PM

I'm Superb

you're a funky lookin guy

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Hmrph,

Ill take that as a compliment

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

he started by turnin the coin i gavve him into the wword

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

oh cool

What are all of you doing here anyways

Altered Beast BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

Seizing control of the realm

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:41 PM

yeah we got big plans

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

alt controls the souls a the damned noww as i understand it

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

oh nice

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

and i control the weezer

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

I'm going to be honest I'm not dead

I don't think

WOW WEEZER?

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

and i control the money

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:42 PM

NICE

I don't think I'm actually dead btw

I just fell down some hole and ended up in purgatory

some real trip and fall moment

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:43 PM

dumbass

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:43 PM

Huh, it's that easy to get into heaven and hell then?

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:43 PM

yeah yeah

I don't think it is

I mean god didn't say anything about me

it's weird

I think they just forgot I was there lol

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:44 PM

wwoww youre that insignificant huh

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:44 PM

hey by the way if you see someone called Brine don't hurt them too much I didn't mean to kill them

I know there's this whole heaven and hell thing but I'm sure you can not hurt some folks

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:45 PM

wwhats this brine persons goal

killin you or somethin

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:45 PM

Uh

I hope not

I mean I guess I did kill them

I asked god if it's why I ended up here but he avoided the question

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

howwd you kill them anywway

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

put them on an electric chair lmao

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-tv-popcorn-chilling-gif-12673944

Zero BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

You'd think God would be the most honest person here.

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

oh interestin coincidence

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:46 PM

I swear I didn't mean for them to die

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:47 PM

the throne a hell ovver in greeds an electric chair

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:47 PM

A H .

I hope that's just a fun coincidence

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

wwhat wwould it be otherwwise

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

thats a little shocking

get it

shocking

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

you're the funniest person here garfield

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

i try

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

no i dont get it please explain in detail garf

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

don't listen to the homestuck please

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

anyways i vote yes for zero welcome to the club

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:48 PM

my names eridan ampora

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:49 PM

okay nerd

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:49 PM

are you tryin to provvoke me

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:49 PM

no I just think saying this is funny

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:49 PM

hmph

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:50 PM

anyways I'm guessing you're all going to purgatory

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:50 PM

anywways zer wwhat do you wwant your title to be

yeah thats about the sum a it

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:50 PM

its probably gunna be tactician

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:50 PM

actually i havve a new idea though

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:51 PM

and yeah we gotta go and discuss some things with god

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:51 PM

yeah

you're gonna meet billy

it's a fun guy

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:51 PM

this tentacle givves me the ability to climb one wway passages the other wway

i could head up to the cloudtops

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

right now?

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

wwell not as a movveinstant

itd be my movvement for the phase

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:52 PM

oh yeah

probably be careful

the lads up there mentionned something about sacrificing stuff to an altar

sounds kinda shady if you ask me

altar looked pretty fucky as well

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:55 PM

eh ill probably just stick around wwith you guys then

wwe might wwanna put a stop to wwhatevvers goin on there though

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:55 PM

sounds a but suspicous

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:56 PM

sus?

Garfield BOT 13-Aug-21 11:56 PM

https://tenor.com/view/zank-apandah-smile-garfield-gif-22016221

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:56 PM

like in amogus?

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:56 PM

the fucks an amogus

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:56 PM

a meme ig

Eridan Ampora BOT 13-Aug-21 11:57 PM

bah memesre trash the lot of em

Superb BOT 13-Aug-21 11:59 PM

true

Garfield BOT 14-Aug-21 12:00 AM

i love memes

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:00 AM

you're a bit of a meme yourself

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:04 AM

I suppose tactician would be the most suitable title,

We will need to think tactically if our plans in heaven are to succeed.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:08 AM

i suppose its time i come clean wwith you all about my real goal here ivve been puttin off sayin it ysee i learned postmortem that bein the mythological prince a hope doesnt actually make me an authority on it it means im fated to destroy it

Altered Beast BOT 14-Aug-21 12:09 AM

So, you wish to destroy hope?

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:09 AM

put simply yeah i gotta find someone elses goal an wwipe it out

you realize wwhat this means right i wwas holdin off tellin you in case i wwanted to betray one a you

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:11 AM

kinda sus

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:11 AM

it wwas wwrong a me an im sorry

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:11 AM

Seems a bit foolish to tell us then,

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:12 AM

id like to wwork wwith you to destroy someones objectivve that isnt part a the group

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:12 AM

You've lost your opportunity to betray us

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:12 AM

indeed i havve

but i hope in turn ill gain allies for my true motivvation

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:13 AM

But I'm sure we'll find someone's objective to ruin along the way to heaven

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:13 AM

thank you for the vvote a confidence zer

speakin a objectivves though

i confess now cuz ivve got a sneakin suspicion this brine persons goal has somethin to do with sup there

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:16 AM

Hi I'm superb

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:16 AM

indeed you are

are you pickin up wwhat im layin dowwn lll

Garfield BOT 14-Aug-21 12:17 AM

doesnt really bother me

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:17 AM

are you saying Brine wants to kill me

you know you're talking about a friend of mine

that I might have killed accidentally

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:17 AM

yeah a friend a yours wwho you murdered vvia electric chair

i dont knoww exactly wwhat they wwant wwith you wwhether if its for you to wwind up dead or specifically killed by their hand

id havve to be careful not to do their job for em yknoww

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:19 AM

Perhaps they don't want them dead at all,

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:19 AM

are you implying you might kill me

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:19 AM

im merely postulatin aloud right noww

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:19 AM

I have no desire to kill you.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:20 AM

i think you should come wwith us sup

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:20 AM

Just a small question though Superb:

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:20 AM

one wway or another

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:20 AM

You said that you didn't die to get here correct? Are you a soul?

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:21 AM

Nope

Don't think so

I just fell down here

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:22 AM

wwhatre you plannin to do wwhile youre here are you lookin for brine

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:25 AM

Uh I wanted to check out what was down here

I told brine I'll be going to purgatory next

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:26 AM

good idea

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:26 AM

I believe that's where we headed as well.

1

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:33 AM

zer howw does that thing you did wwhere you told that guy wwhat to do an he listened wwork if i might ask

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:34 AM

A leader must be persuasive, and able to convince even those who may be opposed to you.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:36 AM

if you aint got anythin better to do wwould you mind makin sure sup there comes wwith us wwhether or not brines there in purgatory id like to be able to keep an eye on this one if sup got awway an told someone about my true intent it could become troublesome

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 12:38 AM

Very well then.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:38 AM

preciate it just consider it recompense for me linin your pockets an all

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:47 AM

Yeah don't hurt Brine though

that'd be a dick move

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 12:47 AM

killin people is a pretty effectivve wway to destroy any hope but im not that rude a guy all things considered

its just a matter a howw much i embrace the cards dealt to me yknoww

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 01:00 AM

Well, if it comes down to it that is always an option.

Perhaps even an optimal option,

But the only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed.

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 01:01 AM

I don't think Brine is prepared to kill or be killed (again)

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 01:01 AM

i dont wwanna just kill some random person just for the sake a my objectivve though yknoww

i dont need that on my conscience ivve already almost killed off my entire species for this fuckin destiny a mine

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 01:03 AM

I've killed one person and it wasn't on purpose

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 01:03 AM

wwell congrats on your almost kinda pacifist run sup some of us didnt get that luxury

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 01:04 AM

I guess I do punch people a lot

That probably doesn't count as pacifist

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 02:24 AM

honestly does it evven count as hurtin someone if they dont die from it assumin its not like a caliginous thing or wwhatevver

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 02:55 AM

i wwonder howw different things wwould go if garf alt an i all jumped to the sanctuary together at the start a this

Altered Beast BOT 14-Aug-21 02:59 AM

Well, we would be heading to heaven instead I suppose

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 03:44 AM

if i kill someone im hopin its someone wwhos wwronged me or one a you guys at least

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:24 AM

honestly itd probably be so much easier for me if someone wwronged me deeply enough that i wwouldnt feel bad about killin them

guilt is so messy an dumb feelins just get in the wway sometimes

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:35 AM

an before anyone goes bringin up my talk wwith dio he pocketed my coin so its not like hes as perfect as he tries to make himself out to be alright our nature as intelligent beins moreso than good or evvil or chaos or order i think is hypocrisy

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:43 AM

i dont evven knoww wwhy the hell im still talkin you all probably dont care i guess im just sayin it for my owwn sake more than anythin

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 04:49 AM

From my experience, there's no use in guilt until after you've achieved your goals.

One's conscience can be the biggest obstacle in moving forward.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:51 AM

i suppose so

Garfield BOT 14-Aug-21 04:54 AM

nothing wrong with a couple war crimes

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:59 AM

i must say im surprised howw wwell youre taking my admission of an apology for potential treachery givven the circumstances a your deaths alt an garf i wwas assumin thered be a lotta howw dare yous an get outta my sights an such throwwn around

or is it my coin that givves me implicit vvalue stayin your hand from sayin such things i wwonder

Garfield BOT 14-Aug-21 05:03 AM

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-gif-18146075

i just dont really care

you just gotta mess up someones goal right

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 05:04 AM

Well, because of your admission, any treachery from you wouldn't be as much of threat since I now can expect it and plan accordingly.

Garfield BOT 14-Aug-21 05:04 AM

just do it to some nerd in heaven

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 05:04 AM

As long as it works.

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 05:06 AM

precisely my thoughts yeah i just wwanted to express my thankfulness again for your not givvin a shit an all

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 12:52 PM

cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyyaaNVTlSQ&ab_channel=MoonRunes-Clips

MoonRunes - Clips

All this from a slice of gabagool?

1

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 04:33 PM

well imma go to purgatory with all of you ig

Eridan Ampora BOT 14-Aug-21 04:37 PM

anythin else need to be communicated before wwe get movvin

Zero BOT 14-Aug-21 05:31 PM

I don't believe so.

Just have to reach Heaven.

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:05 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:13 PM

A stone tablet falls from the sky and smashes on the floor!

Doesn't seem like anyone's hurt, though.

Eridan gives everyone a coin, and the group mobilises to command some souls.

Zero walks up to Superb, and attempts to command him to follow them to Purgatory...

Looks like Superb was going there already! No big deal, then.

Altered Beast tries to use their kingly powers to command Catra and Erika, but they stutter their words! Catra and Erika laugh at the beast.

However, Garfield approaches Catra...

It seems like he's apologising? For something he did in a past life...

Catra seems like she's going to laugh it off, but for a moment she looks genuinely surprised by the apology.

She accepts the apology! Seems like she's coming along to Purgatory.

1

Meanwhile, Eridan is attempting to barter with the devil shopkeep here.

The devil seems to only trade in souls, until Eridan pulls out his huge chest of coins!

He happily hands over something in a glass jar.

1

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 07:40 PM

...something is reaching from the sky. Twisting tendrils, earthen yet fleshy roots.

They burrow themselves into the earth, and reach around, grasping not blindly, but as if driven by a will.

Superb BOT 14-Aug-21 07:41 PM

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

Zero moved to purgatory

Altered Beast moved to purgatory

Garfield moved to purgatory

Eridan Ampora moved to purgatory

Superb moved to purgatory

-----Phase 5----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's a splatter of blood across the floor, and... is that brain matter? Gross... There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. Erika sits alone in an alleyway. There are weird, fleshy tree roots dangling from the sky. You could perhaps climb up them? Some of them seem to be moving, and some even... talking. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. Alternatively, you can climb along the roots and moveinstant to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876120523615133706/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

The Plague

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:40 PM

@High Priestess Adiris

Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

(Wayne is here.)

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:47 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 08:47 PM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Retsuko BOT 14-Aug-21 08:51 PM

https://tenor.com/view/omg-retsuko-aggretsuko-sparkle-wow-gif-18077910

Sugoi...so cool...

...I'm going to climb back up though, maybe I'll come back down later...this place looks much more interesting than heaven

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:54 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:03 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:03 PM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 14-Aug-21 09:03 PM

HE ISNT HERE

WHERE IS HE

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Plague BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

I COUDNT SAY COPE IN TIME

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@High Priestess Adiris

The Plague instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

@Death

Joss Whedon appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Joss Whedon

1.5/3 HP

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Wow, this is boring.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Oh.

Oh dear God what the hell is this?

Is that the tree again?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:34 PM

Well, it connects these places.

That blue-haired runt over there gives me bad vibes.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:35 PM

The one by the trash?

Huh.

Okay this clearly doesn't look any safer.

Should we go back up or stay here?

Ripley BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Might as well trust in numbers.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

...Good idea.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 09:36 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

@Death

Joss Whedon instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:26 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT WAS SCARY

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:27 AM

Don't be too mean

He can still hear you

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:27 AM

NO I MEAN THE FALL

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:27 AM

oh

I guess so, hehe

@BravoLocke can you talk here?

Or can you only see?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:27 AM

this does not seem like the netherlandssdoiajfojfoifj

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:28 AM

I may speak and act anywhere I am present.

And soon that will be all places.

You can try to run from your fate.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:28 AM

Wow...you're so powerful

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:28 AM

But you will not escape it.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:28 AM

i guess i learned my lesson about helping people

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:29 AM

Escape what exactly?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:29 AM

do we get killing-immunity because we helped you

i feel thats fair

right

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:29 AM

I'm also curious what exactly we're doing...

Or did, rather

I um

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

i mean being an eldritch horror is very based but id rather not be killed again

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

I kind of lied earlier when I said I came down here, I actually kind of wanted to talk to Mr. Togami alone...

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

well i kinda need to be here

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

What's going on here?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

so uhhh

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

oh, looks like that's definitly not going to happen now

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

sorry

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

Who're you?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:30 AM

me?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Never seen you before

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

ehehe

im brine! whats your name

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Ripley.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

nice

nice to meet you

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

Sure.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

uhhh

well

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

You can talk now, tree?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:31 AM

tree?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:32 AM

Your continual formality in such times is nearly amusing.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:32 AM

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:32 AM

Oh, shut up, asshole.

Your limp-dick pretense of intelligentsia is getting on my nerves.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:32 AM

his what iinosfio

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:33 AM

Just roar like the rest of the monsters.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:33 AM

Bravery will not mask your foolishness pitiful thing.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:33 AM

Oh great, and it can't even make good comebacks.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

uhhh if thats like the ripley from alien she killed like a dozen of you

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

I'm in the worst company.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

i think

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

I'm a clone, but sure.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

oh sorry

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:34 AM

Mr. Togami...

what's inside yourself?

I noticed that we can go in but not back out

would that be a good place to have a conversation?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 AM

Jesus, woman, that's your type?

I guess I'm not judging.

God BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 AM

(lmfao)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 AM

Nn-no! He's not my type!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 AM

You probably shouldn't go inside him.

Pulling out might be hard.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:36 AM

BWAHAHAHA

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:36 AM

...hehe, pulling out

I mean uh

Wait, what did you mean???!?!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:36 AM

hi not judging

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:36 AM

Your response was too late to be funny.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:37 AM

im tiredddd

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:37 AM

...why do I get the eccentric kids?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:37 AM

!!

I'm not a kid!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:37 AM

hi not a kid

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:37 AM

I'm a hard-working adult!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

now you're making it too easy

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

Hardly working, it seems.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

ehehe

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

https://tenor.com/view/angry-retsuko-aggretsuko-evil-rage-gif-18077831

1

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

If you truly are foolhardy enough to descend into the depths of eldritch madness alone then I will have to entertain whatever it is you so wish to inquire.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:38 AM

ok

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

Is this asshole trying to hit the word count every time he speaks?

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

should i follow her i think thatd be funny

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

I guess there's nothing to do down here.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

just kidding i need to find superb

purgatory time

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

Have fun with that.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

ty ehe

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

I'll go back up.

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

ok!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

mmm

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:41 AM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

Kyoko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:43 AM

I'll be back maybe idk

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:43 AM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 15-Aug-21 01:43 AM

???

uh

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 02:24 AM

@Nagisa Furukawa

Hilda appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Hilda has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 02:24 AM

Hilda

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 02:25 AM

@Nagisa Furukawa

Hilda instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:37 PM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:38 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:39 PM

Joss Whedon

1.5/3 HP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:40 PM

Ooof.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:40 PM

This is getting repetetive.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:40 PM

There.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:40 PM

Where's the girl?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:41 PM

Uh...

I think she's coming?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:42 PM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:42 PM

Oh?

Bye.

Who was that?

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:42 PM

Some kid.

Let me go check in with that girl.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:43 PM

God damnit.

I guess this is some exercise.

Sigh

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Kyoko

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

There we go, and off to the greed afterwards.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Oh hi again!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Since the lightning must hit down here, you should be able to grab one easier than from above.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:48 PM

This place is somehow more frightening than above.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:48 PM

A bit of lateral thinking, there.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:48 PM

I'm going to not attack the tree then.

I don't know if I want to touch these roots.

Uh... oh wait. That's my brain over there.

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:49 PM

Looks like there's not much left.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 15-Aug-21 05:49 PM

Yeah..

Good thing it doesn't seem to affect me!

Ripley BOT 15-Aug-21 05:50 PM

I wonder why that is...

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 07:02 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 07:09 PM

Ripley walks up to the devilish salesman and asks for Joss Whedon's soul.

The salesman is a bit confused - Whedon is stood right there!

Ripley shrugs, and lets Minnie, her Xenomorph, feed on the remains of Joss' brain matter.

Joss stands there with a defeated look on his face, as the last remaining pieces of his head are consumed by his own creation.

1

Kyoko stands underneath the storm cloud, waiting for a thunderbolt to fall.

As the cloud gets stormier and stormier, something else happens.

It also gets... greener?

A vicious-looking green, the colour of poison.

Kyoko doesn't notice, though. She's too busy waiting for the bolt to fall.

all of a sudden... thunder cracks and in her arms is a bolt of lightning!

It's glowing the same shade of green as the cloud.

...the same shade of green as the glass that Joss is carrying.

Suddenly, he winces in pain!

Although there doesn't seem to be a clear attacker...

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Joss Whedon moved to greed

Kyoko moved to greed

Ellen Ripley moved to greed

-----Phase 6----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. Erika sits alone in an alleyway. There are weird, fleshy tree roots dangling from the sky. You could perhaps climb up them? Some of them seem to be moving, and some even... talking. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. Alternatively, you can climb along the roots and moveinstant to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876120523615133706/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:04 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:04 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

1

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

...

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:05 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:06 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Oh wow, this place has become hellish.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 11:07 PM

I like to think it was quite hellish even before the tree...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:07 PM

I mean. It was already hellish, but the tentacle decor really adds to the atmosphere.

Wait. Those are roots.

Still.

Hm. I believe it may be a good idea for me to get my business on down here, but... we'll see. We'll see.

For now, time to scale back up the tree.

Luci BOT 15-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Au revoir

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:09 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:29 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:29 PM

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:29 PM

BREEEPPP

he thinks for a bit

BREEEPPP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:30 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 07:00 PM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 07:00 PM

Squidward

2/3 HP

1

Squidward BOT 16-Aug-21 07:02 PM

That tree better leave my masterpiece alone if he knows what's good for him.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 07:02 PM

@Max Bialystock

Squidward instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:11 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 08:11 PM

...Erika Togami sits alone in an alleyway.

She shrieks, as something grabs her ankle, but it is too late.

She is surrounded by a cocoon of tendrils.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

-----Phase 7----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a fleshy cocoon in an alleyway... There are weird, fleshy tree roots dangling from the sky. You could perhaps climb up them? Some of them seem to be moving, and some even... talking. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. Alternatively, you can climb along the roots and moveinstant to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876120523615133706/unknown.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Joss Whedon

1/3 HP

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

@Death @Valvatti ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Joss Whedon has:

glass

VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green. Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 09:53 PM

(Joss flashes in pain. He's been hurt again - he's on 0.5 health.)

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Coughs up blood

FUCK.

THERE'S THE TREE HERE TOO.

I'm going to die.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 09:57 PM

You'll be fine~

I wonder if there are people above?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Uh..

We could go there.

I guess.

I don't know if I'm going to be fine Ripley.

I-I'm feeling a bit lightheaded. Which is saying something considering I don't have a head.

I think I'm sick somehow.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

What could possible be wrong, Joss~

Nothing could happen to you when I'm near.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

N-no, I mean, I'm still sick.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

It would seem that a lot has happened to him.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

I think it's the piece of glass that weird lady gave me.

It's infected with something. It's all green.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

I did tell you to give it to me~

But it's yours now.

Let's go upstairs.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

WELL. I DIDN'T KNOW.

Oh.

Okay!

Wait, did the tree just say something...?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

@Death

Joss Whedon instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:00 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:20 PM

A large segment of a building collapses! The debris comes tumbling down into the streets.

Including... an AC unit?

Kyoko emerges from the unit. No idea what she was doing in there!

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 08:12 PM

...an almighty CRASH echoes from hell, as the sun disappears from the sky.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

-----Phase 8----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Most of the rest of the floor is covered in rubble, fallen from a collapsed building above. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a fleshy cocoon in an alleyway... There are weird, fleshy tree roots dangling from the sky. You could perhaps climb up them? Some of them seem to be moving, and some even... talking. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. Alternatively, you can climb along the roots and moveinstant to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876120523615133706/unknown.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

Sean Evans

2.5/3 HP

Kyoko

2/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud @Coyote Smith ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings...

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

IVE DONE IT

IVE AVENGED MY DEATH

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 09:08 PM

Yeah, you must be that Kyoko I've heard so much about.

Does that mean Baba is dead?

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 09:17 PM

NOPE

HAVENT BEAT HIS ASS YET BUT NOW IM MOTIVATED AFTER SURVIVING THAT ROOFTOP COLLAPSE

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 09:30 PM

That sure is a common thing with that guy.

Hey, Wayne, long time no see.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:06 PM

Oh, you again.

I see we’ve both changed since our last time seeing eachother.

Oh and Kyoko, Baba happens to be just up these roots if you would like to pay them a little visit.

Kyoko BOT 17-Aug-21 10:21 PM

THAT FUCKER IM GOING TO KICK HIM

HOW MUCH HEALTH DOES HE HAVE

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 10:22 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:25 PM

I might as well ask @BravoLocke, who's in the cloudtops right now?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:26 PM

Ripley, baba, and your friend who’s gone up.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

You're surprisingly chill for someone who wants to eat everything, y'know?

Didn't quite expect that.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:27 PM

Being near your end makes you reconsider your stance on killing everybody.

At this point I just want the morons who are about to kill me to die too.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:28 PM

Well, do whatever you want. I don't mind as long as you don't pose a problem to me.

Thanks for the mutation by the way, pretty nifty.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:28 PM

At least someone appreciates it.

Although... have it figured out what exactly it does?

1

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:29 PM

Oh, besides it granting me a bonus on my role, I haven't felt anything.

I can always burn it away if you try to do anything funny with it.

I wouldn't recommend doing that by the way, you sound like you already have a lot off enemies.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:30 PM

The only “funny” thing I can do with it is strengthen it like I did with dear Retsuko.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Oh, what happened to her

1

A "model citizen" going all corrupted sounds chaotic in a good way.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:31 PM

She saw eye to eye with me and wanted to help.

But in the end she was too weak to stand the pressure.

She sold me out to some omnicidal oafs in exchange for her own life.

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:32 PM

Hah!

I never understood selfless sacrifices.

Doesn't the world end for you once you die? I don't see why what happens after you disappear would even matter to you.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

(ok gtg will be back in like 2.5 hours)

Sean Evans BOT 17-Aug-21 10:33 PM

(gotcha)

Well, I might as well go and give that place a look.

I'm sure you did a good job changing the decorations.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 10:34 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans instantly moved to CLOUDTOPS!

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:03 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:45 PM

...the cocoon hatches.

From within, emerges a failure.

Erika Togami.

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 09:07 PM

She can see the roots of her past vessel dying and dropping away from the buildings.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM

-----Phase 9----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Most of the rest of the floor is covered in rubble, fallen from a collapsed building above. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a hatched cocoon of sorts in an alleyway, something seems to have burst out of it. There are weird, fleshy tree roots led all over the floor. They seem to be dead. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/877648131490218144/unknown-325.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Ancestor Wayne

1.5/1.5 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

@BravoLocke

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 18-Aug-21 09:36 PM

What has...

retches

1

become... of...

collapses to ground

1

...me?>

...me?

This wasn't... supposed to...

slowly stands It was... her...

1

I can't...

cannot...

vomits

1

...end like this.

Should have known... her flesh would reject me.

One last act of... shudders familial spite.

1

Feelings mutual sister.

I must... make my way to it...

The sanctuary...

It doesn't matter what it does to me...

Nothing could be worse than staggers ...this.

1

...this is what I get for trying to help.

Damn you, Erika.

And Pasqualo...

And Kiryu and Retsuko and-

yelps from sudden pain

1

...me.

Hard to be more damned than I am now.

Retsuko was my own error... but Kiryu...

Kiryu...

He will... pay for this...

But not while I'm... in this state.

I should break one of the windows for a piece of glass.

But this body... so weak... so painful... If I cut myself...

I'm dead if anyone tries to attack me anyway.

No use in self defense.

I can only hope the others spare me... in this... disheveled form.

They were after the tree... after all.

I guess its true what they say...

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue..."

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 04:22 AM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:23 AM

oh fuck

uh oh

nice weather huh

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:28 AM

You...?

I remember... you...

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:28 AM

uhhh you must have the wrong cat

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:29 AM

[shudders] From the forest.

But perhaps its best... you do not remember me.

I have to get... out of here...

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:30 AM

same

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:31 AM

Where... are you headed?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:31 AM

no offense but probably the opposite direction of whatever you are

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:32 AM

I can hardly blame you.

I need to be alone... anyway.

[painful groan]

Can't be seen... like this.

I hope you're not being f- followed.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:33 AM

i dont think i am

except for Catra and weezer

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:34 AM

They seem... less than sentient.

Catra...

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:35 AM

You know her?

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:35 AM

She was... at odds with... hech both of us.

I killed her. She killed her.

We both...

[retches]

I'm sorry.

Leave me be...

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:37 AM

So you'

re a Togami (whoops)

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:37 AM

I am... two... and one...

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 04:38 AM

the one group of people that comes even close to the french and i have to run into two of them

so... what happened?

I saw Erika here before

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 04:39 AM

Give me... some time... get my bearings...

(i have to shower rn brb)

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:18 AM

To answer your inquiry... I was... am Wayne Togami.

I had ascended beyond [tenses and detenses] a mortal body.

But I was ended by... two murderous oafs.

While I was... beyond... I had seen her. Erika.

I took her body for... myself. A contingency plan...

But something has gone agh- ...wrong.

She' still here... In my body.

Rejected... I need to get him out.

I need... the cleansing pool.

Need... the CLEANSING pool.

Need... the CLEANSING pool.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:29 AM

I see…

So we’re you the tree?

1

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:30 AM

It was the worst mistake I had ever made.

Some people tried to help... they saw the ones after me were a much greater threat to us all.

I perished along with hegh- ...them.

I don't know what... became of them...

They were inside when... the- the blast-

[vomites]

1

...I'm going to vacate my insides at this rate.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:33 AM

Can I offer you a baguette in this trying time

And I just came from where the tree was

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:33 AM

I doubt I could keep it down but I thank you for the... k- kindness.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:33 AM

Not sure if you saw, but that pasq kid and the fish guy are both dead up there

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:34 AM

Yes... it was them...

Going to kill.. everyone.

Did anyone else... make it?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:34 AM

I didn’t see any other dead bodies

Just alive ones

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:34 AM

Who? Who was-

...alive?

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:35 AM

There was this girl, I think her name was Ripley?

There was a couple other people in the area. Oh, and that yakuza guy too.

Abomination Wayne Togami..? BOT 19-Aug-21 05:37 AM

Kiryu-

I'm sorry... you mustn't be wrapped up in this.

[shudders]

He... betrayed us all. With his help.. we could have stopped it...

But he went for... me...

And now I am... like this.

Perhaps... he will get his comeuppance regardless.

I doubt the others are happy with him allowing Pasqualo to nearly kill them all.

I am glad... they made it out though...

Some... s-souls are worth [staggers] ... saving.

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:44 AM

damn

Garfield BOT 19-Aug-21 05:14 PM

https://tenor.com/view/whats-that-garfield-huh-what-confused-gif-19321159

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:08 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:15 PM

Both Catra and ...Wayne? Erika? Whatever monstrosity they have become. Both of them are praying, but to different things.

Wayne collapses before the beautiful art of Squidward. Somehow, it seems to provide them inspiration, and they clamber back to their feet.

Garfield hands Erika his baguette, as if out of pity for this miserable thing.

He then... Begins performing some sort of strange ritual?

Garfield is singing a song along with Weezer, and Catra is dancing to the beat!

...the song isn't good or anything, but it seems to elicit a reaction from the powers that be.

A single dead vine unfurls from the heavens above. It looks just about stable enough to climb...

Luci BOT 19-Aug-21 07:34 PM

...a cacophonous scream of metal comes from above.

Wayne and Garfield look up to Greed, where...

The sun has become dislodged from the tower!

The two of them throw themselves out of its way as it barrels down the street, squashing a few cars in its path.

It continues on its path of destruction for a while, until it crosses the boundary from hell to purgatory.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM

Ancestor Wayne moved to purgatory

Garfield moved to ???

-----Phase 10----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Most of the rest of the floor is covered in rubble, fallen from a collapsed building above. A groove has been carved across the centre of the road, and various clockwork debris lie scattered through it. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a hatched cocoon of sorts in an alleyway, something seems to have burst out of it. There are weird, fleshy tree roots led all over the floor. They seem to be dead. One root trails from cloudtops - you reckon you can safely climb it. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY, or instantmove to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/877648131490218144/unknown-325.png

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MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:29 PM

@No Face ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

...

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine appeared from CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 09:31 PM

wow

she really doesnt like me

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from CUBETOPS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 19-Aug-21 09:33 PM

a hatched cocoon wwonder wwhat thats about

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:34 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from CUBETOPS!

Retsuko has:

darkestmutation

VISIBLE The mutation has spread across your body... Large swathes of your face and arm are covered in inky darkness.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Retsuko

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Superb

3/3 HP

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

It's already hatched?

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

oh

hey wait a second

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

cocoon?

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

hm

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

what are you talking about?

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:35 PM

wasn't erika there before

(look in the area description)

I know Garfield took catra

but erika stayed here

Retsuko BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

Oh, I see it now

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

I've never been here before...

So I can't verify if Erika was there

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:36 PM

hey that's a funny coincidence

erika is wayne's sister

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Yeah, that was one of the first thing I learned about him

1

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

erika is gone and there's a cocoon in its place huh

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

@No Face

Retsuko instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

let me go back up

Dry Bones BOT 19-Aug-21 09:37 PM

Well better head back up.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 09:38 PM

okay i will stay down here

you know for uhhh

we need troops down here

yup yeah that's my reason

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:50 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from CUBETOPS!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Baba BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM

funky!

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 09:54 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

@Altered Yeast

Altered Beast appeared from CUBETOPS!

Altered Beast has:

baguettekey

VISIBLE Magnifique travail artisanal, c'est à la fois une clé et une baguette. It looks delicious... and surprisingly sharp?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Altered Beast

3/3 HP

Altered Beast BOT 19-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Hmmmm, the corpse seems too maligned even for my powers to resurrect, even with the powers I have attained

Still, I assume it would be worth a try

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:04 PM

@Altered Yeast

Altered Beast instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Superb

2.5/3 HP

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Hi again

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

hello!

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:16 PM

how are you feeling brine

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:25 PM

im hanging on the streets

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:25 PM

I see

Hope it's not been too tiring

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:35 PM

theres a picture of squidward

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:37 PM

there is

true

it's very well made

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

wait

howd you get hurt

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

chugged some green water

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:41 PM

oh lmao

Superb BOT 19-Aug-21 10:44 PM

so we're going to greed?

Brinelex Brine BOT 19-Aug-21 10:44 PM

mmmm?

sure

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:13 AM

you think it's going well up there

?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

lets see

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:14 AM

based

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

@Phanto Mask

Brinelex Brine appeared from CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine has:

thunderbolt

VISIBLE Wow! You're somehow holding onto lightning! You can throw this to deal 1.5 damage with fairly high accuracy.

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

Brinelex Brine

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:15 AM

nothing much

is happening

it seems

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:16 AM

alright

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:16 AM

you should come in there and say BOO itd be really funny

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:16 AM

lmao

I'll do it in a bit give me a second

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:19 AM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

sup

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

hello!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from CUBETOPS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

BOO

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:20 AM

nooooooo

this wasn't how it was supposed to work

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM

What's going down here?

1

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM

were hanging

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM

thats wwhat ivve come to find out

theres no need to drag sup an brine into this garf

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM

wouldn’t you like to know

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:21 AM

(my ohone is fucking diyijgnso imma be less actibe fir s nit)

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:22 AM

(true)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:22 AM

(Chenn:/ jabsidbsidbejba jehsabbaibdniw wiwiwerifjneqia)

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:23 AM

what are we being dragged into aothudjadadiod

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:23 AM

Just came down here to see who was here

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:23 AM

(i hope there isn't any out of character animosity about this btw it just felt like the call the character would make to me)

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:23 AM

(huh?)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:23 AM

(what)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:24 AM

(?)

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:24 AM

(that was @garf for how ive turned my back on you)

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:24 AM

why are all of you down here

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:24 AM

(whatever if you don't care then it's nbd)

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:25 AM

(I hate everyone out of character equally dw)

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:26 AM

(reddit)

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:26 AM

(alright cool)

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 12:26 AM

I thought something was going to happen down here, and that has yet to happen. As such... I'm going back.

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:26 AM

why would something happen here

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

okay

weird

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

because ivve informed garf i intend to kill him basically

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:27 AM

was it because of the boo thing

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM

Yeah homestuck and alt are being unreasonable so

The boo thing was traumatic but that wasn’t it

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:28 AM

you are bein unreasonable wwe wwill create PARADISE

so wwhere do you wwant to do this then dowwn here or up there its your call

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:29 AM

I already made it clear I don’t plan to fight

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:30 AM

uhhhh can you guys do it up there

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:30 AM

yeah we were kind of hanging down here

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 12:30 AM

tch guess ill wwait up there

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Man thank god they’re gone

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Are you staying down here

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Probably not

I can only deal with so much homestuck at a time though

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:31 AM

are you going to keep dodging him to the last moment?

do a little trolling

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

lmao

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Nah that’s lane

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

what's up with him

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

lame

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

did you get into a fight

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Actually that’s kinda yurkey

With the homestuck guy?

yea cause he’s being pretty dumb

More like mega lame actually

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:33 AM

oh that ucks

sucks

shit

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:34 AM

Yurkey must be contagious

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:34 AM

yurkey

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:34 AM

Well Imma head up there for a bit

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

bye head up there for a bit

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

Consider supporting me if you don’t want the melting dog thing to rule the world or whatever

Bye bye

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 12:35 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:37 AM

i mean

already dead so

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:38 AM

true

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:38 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:41 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:56 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:57 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 12:58 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 12:59 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 01:00 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 01:00 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 01:21 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 01:21 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 01:28 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 01:29 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 01:30 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 01:31 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 02:23 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:32 AM

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from CUBETOPS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:03 AM

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

hope you dont mind us dowwn here briefly

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

Eridan, I may have some concerns about my objective's completion status.

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

And as a result, I may have to try and murder Brine.

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

WHAT

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

EXCUSE ME

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

wwhats your objectivve in no uncertain terms

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

Sorry, that was a joke

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

THAT'S NOT FUNNY

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

oh

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:04 AM

I wanted to see how you'd react

My objective is a conditional

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:05 AM

Hmm

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:05 AM

yes

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:05 AM

I believe I may have already mentioned it Phase 5

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:05 AM

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Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:06 AM

right it wwas the partner or mystery thing

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:06 AM

Now

I need to ask

Does anyone here know if Erika is a detective?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:07 AM

what

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:08 AM

I'm pretty confident that no one else here was a detective until Erika entered the equation due to Wayne's shenanigans

I need to make sure I have all bases covered

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:09 AM

i mean is anyone capable a bein a detectivve or does it need to be a career thing

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

That was left a vague

1

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

i find my chimkens all the time am i a detective

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:10 AM

The extra factor was that whoever this detective is, if they existed, would be given my name

And told about my objective essentially

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:11 AM

i wwasnt givven your name

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:11 AM

Duh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:11 AM

wwell i just thought id be clear sheesh

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:11 AM

You would've probably made it known the first time you saw me

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:12 AM

maybe i dunno it wwas a test or somethin to see if you wwould stick by me maybe im actually secretly a mastermind an not some cape douche

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:12 AM

You sure don't seem like a detective

no offense

You also don't seem to be the type capable of going undercover either

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM

im just sayin im a touch hurt that youd say duh

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:13 AM

but anywway continue

btww sup an brine i called off the garf attack if for some reason you gavve a shit wwhich i doubt you did

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM

I don't really have much else to say than what I already have. Basically, in the off chance Erika was given my name I might be doomed.

Which brings up technicalities

With Wayne vs Erika

It seems that Erika's release correlated with the tree fire

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:15 AM

oh okay

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 AM

And as Baba said, Wayne wasn't officially declared dead

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 AM

erika didnt start off as like a greater wwill soul the wway the rest of us did

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 AM

That's what I'm banking on

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:17 AM

so its the mystery condition

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:17 AM

It would be, but that's also pretty vague.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:17 AM

wwevve solvved a great deal a minor mysteries just by piecin info together

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:18 AM

That's right, which is why I've mostly disregarded that aspect since it seemed to handle itself

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM

so is the lack a confidence about the detectivve part or about the mystery part like if theres a grander mystery set out for you you nevver discovvered

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM

It's the former

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:19 AM

then honestly my mind is clear

i dont think there wwas evver a detectivve dry

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:20 AM

That's what I've been thinking too

I'm just being a bit overly cautious

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:20 AM

yeah just relax yourself dude wwe did it wwere alright

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:21 AM

Okay...

And about the assault

1

That was just a trust test of sorts

Completely unrelated

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM

honestly if you said your goal wwas to kill someone id be like alright wwho wwe killin as long as it wwasnt someone close to me that you picked

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM

uhhh

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM

I'm from Heaven

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM

so wwas wwayne

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 AM

So?

Do you know what Wayne's objective actually is?

It may involve zero murder

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:23 AM

i guess not but i thought it wwas established that he wwas intent on doin this place in in some regard

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:23 AM

And Retsuko even claimed the tree intended no harm

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:23 AM

alright rets like negativve evvidence

you knoww im still skeptical a wwhat she thinks a the tree

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:24 AM

Admittedly Retsuko is dubious

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:24 AM

i mean you just heard me tryin to kill garf did you not is this really any shock

lets just head back to leavve brine an sup to their devvices i think

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

Sure

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:25 AM

okay ybe guys

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:27 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:38 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:40 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:43 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:54 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:56 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:57 AM

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Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 AM

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Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 04:02 AM

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

Hello?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

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Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 AM

Hey Brine did you find your “chimkens”?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:52 AM

nope

tbf i havent been doing anything

ive literally just been walking around

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:52 AM

Oh okay, where do you plan on going after this phase?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 AM

superb is taking me to greed he wants to show me something

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 AM

Ooh… interesting, good luck with that.

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 AM

ty

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:53 AM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:18 AM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from CUBETOPS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 05:18 AM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:18 AM

hello again are you all zonked out probably

alright guess wwell talk in the morn

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 06:51 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero appeared from CUBETOPS!

Zero has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 06:51 AM

Zero

3/3 HP

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 01:29 PM

oh hi

what are you doing here

I thought most of the action was up there

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:44 PM

i think im gonna take my action invvestigatin the cocoon for himts maybe

1

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 01:59 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from CUBETOPS!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 01:59 PM

Baba

2.75/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 01:59 PM

oh hey bab

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:00 PM

hi

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:01 PM

hi

why are all of you going down here all of a sudden

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:02 PM

tbh its kinda separated in time

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:02 PM

yeah but you know what I mean

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 02:02 PM

im gonna turn this place into clouds

maybe

if it works

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 PM

oh nice

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 02:03 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 PM

dry too man

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 PM

wow

hi

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:04 PM

Hello again

Just wanted to take another look at this place

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:05 PM

here i wwas thinkin i wwas special comin dowwn here for my action

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 PM

I don't actually plan on doing my action here

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 PM

ah

so why did you come down here

this is like the third time this phase lmao

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:06 PM

Like I said, to take another quick look

I can't possibly memorize this entire place

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM

ah fair

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM

anythin demandin my attention bein talked about upstairs dry or am i good to linger

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:08 PM

Well I want to get Alt to make an announcement for Erika/Wayne to come here

But I'm not sure how much my words can sway him.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 PM

gotcha

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:09 PM

It's just that I'm concerned the Sanctuary pool got corrupted again by Plague

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

@Nyarlathotep

Superb appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

Superb

2.5/3 HP

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

While we have a jar of guaranteed pure water right here

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

wwas she in the pleroma wwith the others last round

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:10 PM

Garfield made it seem like she was here last phase

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 PM

where are all of you going

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 PM

But didn't specify if he knew where she went if I recall correctly

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:11 PM

wwhere do you need me for the wwayne thing dry

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 PM

Uhm... that depends on if the Alt announcement gets done.

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:12 PM

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/3Ha7e9lVAp8T9X2rRUKH1OQxhmUg1mpJFG9IZwd9qK0/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM

gotcha then ill wwait for updates just dont take too long

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM

No guarantees

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 02:13 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:15 PM

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/3Ha7e9lVAp8T9X2rRUKH1OQxhmUg1mpJFG9IZwd9qK0/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

kinda sus

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 PM

wwhat is

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:16 PM

nothing.

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:17 PM

are you implyin anythin untowward is goin on right noww cuz if so youre gonna need to say that to my face

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 PM

the erika situation is kinda sus is what I meant

smh

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 PM

ah gotcha

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:18 PM

were you in the streets before the treet

1

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 PM

yeah remember wwe wwere there together as the roots came dowwn

p4

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 02:19 PM

oh right

I wonder what wayne looks like now

or erika

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 02:55 PM

id imagine at least a little monstrous

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 02:56 PM

we do a little monstering

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:14 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:16 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:18 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743245660937257052/875773427389202432/image0-6.gif

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:20 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:20 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:21 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 03:22 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:42 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743245660937257052/875773427389202432/image0-6.gif

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 03:47 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 03:48 PM

https://tenor.com/view/baba-gif-20451207

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 03:58 PM

howw are you all doin that

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:01 PM

with magic

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:32 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 04:32 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:32 PM

BOO

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:33 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:33 PM

Brine

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 04:33 PM

Pog

Hi garfield

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Say boo but Put an extra b at the end

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

boob

WTF

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

Get got idiot adios

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:34 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 04:35 PM

Wow

wtf

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:42 PM

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:44 PM

damn brine got got fr fr

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 04:45 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

guess ill pop up there an see if anythin interestins goin on brb

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

alright

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:46 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Baba BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

yeah same

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 04:51 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

@Kuro Ampora

Eridan Ampora appeared from CUBETOPS!

Eridan Ampora has:

ahabs-crosshairs

BIG It's a legendary piece of shit! Suitable for the Prince of Hope. Fires a fucking huge laser, capable of killing a̴͗͠n̶͐̊g̷͗̈e̶͆̄l̸̂̋s̵̽̃

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

Eridan Ampora

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

@Dry Chef

Dry Bones appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 05:12 PM

Dry Bones

3/3 HP

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

There's going to be restrictions so we won't be able to

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

im back

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 05:13 PM

And I followed along

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:14 PM

wwhat wwere you talkin about wwith restrictions

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 05:14 PM

(I wanted to copy paste the pizzie gif but my phone decided not to and just pasted a completely unrelated thing lmao)

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 05:15 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:15 PM

(oh ignore that i said that then)

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 05:15 PM

(its fine)

so we're going to greed brine?

Brinelex Brine BOT 20-Aug-21 05:17 PM

mhm

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:23 PM

wwhatre you plannin on doin there if you dont mind me askin

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 05:26 PM

idk we're just visiting the place

I've never really been to greed

and brine hasn't seen much of hell at all

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 05:27 PM

sounds like im headin to purgatory for this wwayne hunt

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 06:26 PM

I'll use my True Order skill to boost your inspection Eridan

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 06:26 PM

preciate it zer you the mvvp

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 06:55 PM

...

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 06:55 PM

somethin the matter dry

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 06:55 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 06:55 PM

I'm just deep in thought right now

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 06:56 PM

wwell you got four minutes if theres somethin you wwanna spit out fore things happen

Dry Bones BOT 20-Aug-21 06:57 PM

There's really nothing to say

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 06:59 PM

wwell maybe theres one thing left to say

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 06:59 PM

yeah

Eridan Ampora BOT 20-Aug-21 06:59 PM

im sorry it had to be this wway

Superb BOT 20-Aug-21 07:00 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

sounds very sussy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 07:01 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 07:18 PM

Dry Bones inspects the area around him.

...seems like he learned quite a lot!

1

Meanwhile, Brine dances happily.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835984284883353600/868630559289659402/funni-dance.gif

1

...they're unaware of the danger surrounding them.

Zero marches up to Brine, a twinkle in their eye...

1

But Superb performs a low kick, tripping them up!

1

As they stumble, a glint of light flashes on the other end of the street.

Eridan is charging up Ahab's Crosshairs...

Focused right on Brinelex Brine.

1

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878012836247396362/878118537347104809/3930a115972ebcc5be23767f85e6e69b7f6ce610_hq.gif

1

The beam of light delivers Brine a searing blow!

1

It hurts. A lot. But Brine is still able to stumble away...

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 08:11 PM

A body comes falling from the sky! It looks like... Fishbunjin?

1

Luci BOT 20-Aug-21 08:56 PM

...the ground and sky shake. Roots grow from both directions at once, more than ever before.

1

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Brinelex Brine moved to greed

Zero stayed here.

Superb moved to greed

Eridan Ampora moved to greed

Dry Bones moved to greed

-----Phase 11----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Most of the rest of the floor is covered in rubble, fallen from a collapsed building above. A groove has been carved across the centre of the road, and various clockwork debris lie scattered through it. As if even more chaos needed to cover these streets, tree roots wrap themselves around the buildings, crushing cars and grasping at passing souls. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a hatched cocoon of sorts in an alleyway, something seems to have burst out of it. One root trails from cloudtops - you reckon you can safely climb it. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY, or instantmove to CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/878367982198329354/streetstreesquidward.png

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Zero

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:14 PM

@Fish Trouble @Lelouch vi Britannia ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Zero has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 09:18 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:19 PM

What the hell is going on?!?

Wait are you even here?

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:53 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 09:53 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:54 PM

sup

pretty sure alt lied to me again

Kinda sucks

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:54 PM

What happened?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:55 PM

I came up with an idea for paradise and said the only way for alt to regain my trust was for them to give me half of their power

They didn’t

Didn’t really fully expect them to but it would have been nice

They also said they would I should mention

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM

@Spy

Billy appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM

Billy

3/3 HP

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:56 PM

what's up

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Ah,

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

hi bily

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Hello Billy

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Quack

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Where'd altered beast go?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

They’re still up there

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

ye

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Also what happened with the tree?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

to be honest

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

Alt summoned some kind of flesh machine instead of going along with the plan

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:57 PM

I see

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM

The panda raccoon thing made the tree grow I think

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM

Yeah where the hell is Retsuko?

is she here?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM

Yeah she’s up there

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 09:58 PM

it looks like the fused with it

1

if you ask me

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 09:59 PM

True

forgot about that

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 09:59 PM

This tree has really been nothing but trouble

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:00 PM

you guys should of never did that ritual

that was your first mistake

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:00 PM

you guys did a ritual?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM

I heard that's why the tree formed

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Hey I didn't do that ritual

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:01 PM

they let that wayne guy do his thing

then BLAMO

tree

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:02 PM

I AM EVERYWHERE

I HAVE CONSUMED ALL AREAS

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:02 PM

oh

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:02 PM

I HAVE BECOME WHAT WAYNE COULD NOT

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM

I want to consume you

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Well that's slightly disconcerting

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM

PANDAS DONT TASTE VERY GOOD

WAIT

I'M NOT A PANDA ANYMORE I

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM

exactly

that's why I should eat you

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:03 PM

I think you should make like a tree

And uh

actually I don’t really care

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:04 PM

I think it's "leave"

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:04 PM

How can a tree leave though it’s a tree they don’t move

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans appeared from CUBETOPS!

Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

Sean Evans

1.5/3 HP

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

Boo

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

hey sean

whats u0

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

I have places to go, y'know.

1

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

where to?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:05 PM

Oh hey Lelouch.

Never thought I'd have the two people I interviewed in the same place.

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:06 PM

that's crazy

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:06 PM

hey sean

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:06 PM

Hey,

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:06 PM

How badly do you need that gun

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:06 PM

Where are you headed?

Billy BOT 20-Aug-21 10:07 PM

imma go back to the cube

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:07 PM

be there soon bily

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:07 PM

@Spy

Billy instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:08 PM

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE CONSUMED EVERYTHING. I HAVE BECOME THE TREE THAT MR. TOGAMI COULD NOT BECOME. AND I CAN PERFORM AN ACTION IN EVERY AREA. I CAN EVEN TALK WITH THE DEAD. ANYONE WHO WANTS HELP IN THEIR OBJECTIVE NEED ONLY ASK FOR ANYTHING AND I WILL HELP YOU - BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE BEEN GOOD. THIS WILL BE MY LAST ACTION BEFORE I DIE.

1

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

Oh is the whole tree-merge fatal?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

MOST LIKELY

I AM ALMOST DEAD

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

hey racoon panda have I been good

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

EVERYTHING HURTS

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

damn that sucks

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:10 PM

I DON'T KNOW TO BE HONEST

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM

I thought your goal was to eliminate France

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM

I've got to mail something to Luci'.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Well I don’t fancy living under altered beast for the rest of time

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Just a little favor to thank her, I guess.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Can I borrow your gun then

The gun that killed me

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM

eh, I'm fine with it for the foreseeable future

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM

No thanks. Who knows what can still happen?

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM

I mean there is probably a fight currently taking place where you're headed.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Alright I’ll be honest

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Between Eridan and Brine

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Becoming the leader of heaven or hell is part of my objective

I just didn’t want eridan to know that and try to stop me

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:14 PM

It'll probably be over by the time I get here, I'm not too concerned about that.

Besides, I'm a neutral party right?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:15 PM

I mean homestuck

Hmm

Well how about this then

If I need the gun can you toss it up to cubetops and I’ll toss it back down

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:17 PM

sigh

I'm tired of getting involved into things I shouldn't be.

1

Didn't you become a ruler of hell or heaven or whatever?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM

nope

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I thought he had some power over hell

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM

I don’t have power over anything rn

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Not even those souls of hell?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:18 PM

nope

I just asked them to follow me

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:19 PM

Oh, Lelouch, would your Geass happen to have any medicinal properties?

Like allowing people to breathe better or something?

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Nothing physical, sorry

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

I'm sure you could order me to do that or something though, right?

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

I can tell you to breathe if you want me to

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

I KNOCKED OVER A HOT ONES STAND

1

IT WAS AWESOME

1

I'M SORRY

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Well fuck you then.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Can you make alt give up some of there power zero?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:21 PM

What do you want me to respond?

Geez.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:21 PM

I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:21 PM

You did that just now?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:21 PM

NO LIKE 5 PHASES AGO

1

OR SOMETHING

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:21 PM

Right, well if you can do stuff everywhere or something, fix it.

1

It's not free to build these y'know?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:22 PM

WILL THAT HELP YOUR OBEJCTIVE?

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Well I doubt Lafitte will be able to do his job if the shop's broken and shit, so yeah.

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:22 PM

WHO'S LAFIETTE

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Silence, deader dead.

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:23 PM

I CAN'T SEE THEM HERE

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:23 PM

A friend of mine.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Well if you’re looking to help with objectives… why don’t you help me take down altered beast?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Is that really important anyways?

You're about to die, do you want to go with breaking a poor man's shop on your consciense?

I sure wouldn't.

Aren't you supposed to be a super-good model employee?

I doubt someone like that would y'know, raze a shop to the ground.

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:24 PM

...OK FINE I'LL FIX THE SHOP

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:27 PM

You could try something like : "Breathe properly to adequately oxygenate" or something like that.

I know that sounds very specific but trust me, it'd help a lot.

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:27 PM

“Breathe manually”

1

I know I’m asking a lot from you guys

But I’d really appreciate the help and itl benefit you all in the long run

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:29 PM

DID ALTERED BEAST DO SOMETHING BAD

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:29 PM

yea

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 10:29 PM

WHAT

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:29 PM

Gonna elaborate on that?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:29 PM

lied to me a lot

And because of this they are not in almost complete control of this place

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Yeah, right.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Our original plan was to split power

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Lucifer still has her power, she only relinquished her title.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:30 PM

Well title is still important

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:30 PM

She's only letting this happen because it's fun to watch.

I'll take her word on that, I didn't get to see that speech that beast dead, though I did hear it was fairly unconvincing.

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:32 PM

hmm

perhaps you are right

Ill consider this thought for a bit

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:33 PM

What would killing the beast even do anyways?

Getting the titles by right of conquest?

I'm not even sure that's valid in the afterlife.

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:33 PM

I’ve never killed anyone that’s kind of a last resort

It was just a consideration

(Unless you count all of France

)

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I’d like to avoid conflict if possible

If alt is truly just a puppet, maybe I’ll take this up with luci instead

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:38 PM

I'm sure she'll grant you all the titles you want if I ask her politely, yeah.

Don't expect any real power though.

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Alright I'll tell you to do that then.

1

Hey garfield you want my shotgun?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:40 PM

There's a strange feeling in the air, can you guys feel it to?

1

... As if a hoe was tremendously mad...

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:43 PM

maybe. louises gun is a bit more useful to me cause of the king thing

i already know talking to alt or luci is just going to be talking to a brick wall

I'm not sure what to do.

1

1

hmm something is making me want to kill sean

i wont though

1

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Thanks, that's nice.

1

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:55 PM

brb

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 10:55 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 20-Aug-21 10:57 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 10:57 PM

BOO

1

sean are you french

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:00 PM

@Lelouch vi Britannia DO YOU NEED THAT SHOTGUN ANYMORE

ITS OWNER WANTS IT BACK

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 11:03 PM

It's owner was dead, was he not?

1

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:04 PM

WAIT A SECOND

YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT

THAT WAS PASQUELLO'S

1

THE ROBOT NAMED V1 IS LOOKING FOR HIS GUN

OR UH, HER

I'M NOT SURE

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:05 PM

do you need the shotgun zero?

actually nevermind i dont want to ask for too much i was gunna see if you could give it to sean so he could give me his

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 20-Aug-21 11:06 PM

Nah, I was gonna give it to you

oh

You alright with a weapon trade @Arcueid Brunestud?

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Ahem, y'know I was the original owner right?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM

oh yeah pasq stole it and shot you in the head

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 11:07 PM

That's a lie, it was Wayne, but unlike Pasqualo I didn't steal it.

1

Though Wayne is still alive.

Although he's got a new form.

I'm not sure exactly how that works, but I guess it does.

Blue hair, pink and white dress. He looked strangely like his sister.

... Yeah I just spewed out an exposition dump, what about it?

Retsuko BOT 20-Aug-21 11:10 PM

SEAN WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

OR RATHER

GARFIELD

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Sean Evans BOT 20-Aug-21 11:10 PM

I thought you could see everywhere though?

Garfield BOT 20-Aug-21 11:10 PM

huh

also i gave wayne a baguette phase 9

i kinda missed the whole tree thing so i didnt know if he was a bad guy

wasnt really a guy at that point should probably just say thing

wym

imma see if alt is there

MysteryBot BOT 20-Aug-21 11:13 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 02:51 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 02:51 AM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 02:52 AM

sup

1

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 03:10 AM

im am very confused about alts plan but we might go try to kill god or somethin

1

the only one who truly understands me are the voices in my head

1

ok bye ill keep you fellas updated

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:15 AM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 03:33 AM

Going to quickly check out cubetops.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:34 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 03:59 AM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero appeared from CUBETOPS!

Zero has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 03:59 AM

Zero

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 05:26 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield appeared from CUBETOPS!

Garfield has:

weezer

VISIBLE It's Patrick Wilson, Brian Bell and Scott Shriner! They're following Garfield around.

catra

VISIBLE It's Catra, once Garfield's sworn enemy, now reluctant friend!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 05:26 PM

Garfield

3/3 HP

Garfield BOT 21-Aug-21 05:26 PM

if zero is giving you his shotgun can you toss louises musket up to cloudtops please seean thanks :)

ok bye

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 05:27 PM

@Abraham Lincoln

Garfield instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 05:35 PM

You want a shotgun then @Arcueid Brunestud?

1

Sean Evans BOT 21-Aug-21 05:35 PM

Man, tossing the musket?

I was supposed to do something.

I'll gladly take the shotgun though.

1

Lelouch, mind throwing the musket for me?

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 05:53 PM

Sure I suppose I could do that.

Just make sure you give it to me

(Might be two actions but it should hopefully work)

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:02 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:11 PM

Sean and Lelouch juggle their two guns between them, swapping them over then tossing the musket into the clouds above.

Lelouch activates his Geass, focusing on Sean.

Sean's body stiffens as he feels himself become subject to the command - "Breathe properly to adequately oxygenate."

His lungs relax, and he feels a puff of air escape

A wispy green tendril dissipates into the surroundings, and the weight hanging over Sean's body is gone.

Sean takes the opportunity to look around for a friend of his, but it seems that dastardly pirate is elsewhere...

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 07:53 PM

The body of Fishbunjin is dragged by some invisible force up to the cloudtops!

1

...in a seemingly unrelated event, there's a Fishbunjin-shaped bulge behind reality...

1

IT FLEXES SO HARD THAT THE SPIRIT OF FISHBUNJIN SMASHES THE WALLS OF REALITY AND RETURNS TO THE AFTERLIFE

2

1

He looks around, wondering where his body went.

Luci BOT 21-Aug-21 08:46 PM

...a single shot rings out from Pleroma. A few seconds after, the roots of the tree begin to wilt, before crumbling to dust that scatters on the wind.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Fishbunjin stayed here.

Sean Evans moved to greed

Zero stayed here.

-----Phase 12----- STREETS This place feels like a labyrinth. A winding maze of infinite, corporate-looking buildings, harsh lights reflecting off of the water. There's a faint taint to the air, the reddish hue feeling like factory smoke choking you. The building walls are devoid of any sort of graffiti, making this place feel bare and despondent. Maybe a little art would lighten the place up? A devil is sat at what looks to be a fast-food stand, only it's selling... human souls?? Weird. It seems this devil will trade you a soul from its supply for your own. There's piles of garbage everywhere... gross! However, you know what isn't garbage? The masterful art drawn on the wall! It inspires everyone near it. There's also a smashed stone on the floor! It once had some writing on it, but you can't make that out right now. Most of the rest of the floor is covered in rubble, fallen from a collapsed building above. A groove has been carved across the centre of the road, and various clockwork debris lie scattered through it. As if even more chaos needed to cover these streets, dead tree roots cover the floor. Plenty of damned souls are walking the streets of this city. There's a hatched cocoon of sorts in an alleyway, something seems to have burst out of it. One remaining root trails from cloudtops - you reckon you can safely climb it. From here, you can move to GREED or PURGATORY, or instantmove to CLOUDTOPS. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848245566776803331/878727646983372810/unknown-325-1.png?width=541&height=676

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MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Zero

2/3 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

@Fish Trouble @Lelouch vi Britannia ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 21-Aug-21 09:43 PM

BREEEEPPPP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 09:49 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Lelouch vi Britannia BOT 21-Aug-21 10:03 PM

Huh

MysteryBot BOT 21-Aug-21 10:03 PM

@Lelouch vi Britannia

Zero instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from CUBETOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

0/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from CUBETOPS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:50 PM

Fishbunjin

0/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:51 PM

Yeah. Nothing's changed much here.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:51 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

Old times, eh, buddy?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

BREEEEPPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

And look how much we've grown.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

what a crazy ride this has been

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

Right?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:52 PM

he nods

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

Well, there's nothing much to do here. Might as well head back to the Cubetops.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

BREEEPPPP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

@Amalgam

V1 appeared from CUBETOPS!

V1 has:

marksman

BIG Your trusty pistol! You can fire this to deal 0.75 hearts of damage with a reliable chance to hit, or you can throw a coin and try to hit that, to get a guaranteed attack on anything, living or not, on the map that you choose!

nailgun

BIG It's an overheat nailgun! It has one charge. It does a decent amount of damage with its base attack. If you expend a heat charge, the nails get a lot more powerful! They can pin whoever they hit to the ground, cancelling their movement action. You may also be able to jam these charged nails into surfaces! However, once both charges have been expended, the weapon does no more damage than a regular attack.

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

V1

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

V1 BOT 22-Aug-21 03:53 PM

DAMNIT.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Aug-21 03:54 PM

@Amalgam

V1 instantly moved to CUBETOPS!

Luci BOT 22-Aug-21 07:02 PM

LOCK