Theatre of the Absurd

MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:42 PM

-----Phase 5----- TREE OF DARKNESS This most horrid and sickening sight is what was once Ancestor Wayne Togami, now twisted and corrupted almost beyond recognition into this most horrible tree. You stand in the tree's insides. The chamber is quite spacious, the ground making disgusting wet sounds as you press your feet on it. The walls writhe and scream and slash and bite at you, mouths and eyes forming and disappearing, their eldritch essence trying to consume and spread itself to you. In the center, a single thing stands. It is most recognisably the Ancestor Wayne Togami, or at least what is left of his original body, now acting as this horrendous being's heart, beating slowly. His entire lower body is completely fused with the Tree. From here, you see light coming from behind you. You can move to the CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876177778779758632/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 14-Aug-21 08:42 PM

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Luci BOT 14-Aug-21 08:45 PM

(Wayne is here.)

God BOT 14-Aug-21 10:14 PM

W-wayne? Why?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:35 AM

Your ignorant and false reign over this kingdom has come to its end, pitiful thing.

The true gods of this world have chosen me as its harbinger of reform!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

@No Face

Retsuko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Retsuko has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 01:39 AM

Retsuko

3/3 HP

1

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

So you truly are committed to this suicidal act.

What is it you seek?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:40 AM

hi...

phew

god DAMN

Well...I don't really know

I kind of just wanted to get away from all those people

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:42 AM

If it is any solace those pretentious buffoons will all be dead soon.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:42 AM

really?

Aren't we all already dead? hehe

I know I seem rather nice on the outside, but I actually like

really hate everything

you seem to have that same energy, I really admire that

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:43 AM

It seems this god is quite easily fooled by appearances.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:44 AM

Yeah...most of my life is fooling people with appearances

or, what was of it, anyway

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:45 AM

The most dangerous predators always lurk most innocently among the sheep.

But even someone with an inkling of the knowledge of the unbearable taint the average man carries should know to stay far away from a place like this.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:47 AM

You mean the tree?

This place is nothing compared to what I'm use to in the office haha

1

So are you like, spreading to everywhere?

That's so cool

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:49 AM

You... really do have no concept of the danger you are in. That, or you... willfully disregard it. I... am befuddled in either case.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:50 AM

Do you mean like, are you about to eat me or something?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:51 AM

Perhaps not every soul in this wretched realm is undeserving of the mind and body given to them...

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:51 AM

Um, I don't know what you mean by that, but I guess I'll take it as a compliment haha

I'll just be open with you

We maybe might be able to help each other?

All i want is for others to see me as good and hardworking

Do I'd be willing to help you out by working for you in some way, if you need it!

1

I don't know if you actually need any help though...

Do you need like, souls or flesh or something to continue expanding?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:56 AM

If we are to discuss any of this I would need a guarantee of solitude.

Anybody foolish enough can still come right into the heart of this place.

(im going to ask the gm's if its possible to block entrance/exit to this room for one phase as an action)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:57 AM

(I'd DM them)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 01:58 AM

(yea im gonna but theyre both offline for now)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 01:59 AM

(ori was online recently, they lol'ed at something in streets earlier)

God BOT 15-Aug-21 03:21 AM

(@BravoLocke Alive btw, I'm usually semi-active later in the day.)

(And to answer the question, yeah it'd be possible to try to prevent people from exiting as an action, but I'd say it wouldn't be infallible.)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:23 AM

(i dont think she wants to leave im trying to keep people from entering is that still ok)

God BOT 15-Aug-21 03:25 AM

(Hmm, I think I'd still allow it, but as I said before, it wouldn't be impossible to enter. Just a good bit harder.)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:26 AM

(good enough honestly)

God BOT 15-Aug-21 03:26 AM

(eek, probably shoulda said that in dms actually, sorry)

(hopefully no harm done)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:27 AM

(i dont know if retsuko has seen this yet quick delete

(god do your thing)

1

(honestly retsuko i think we can just go over this now since it doesnt look like anybodies coming in)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:33 AM

@BravoLocke alright then, what is it you would like then?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:36 AM

Well, the reason I don't want anybody coming in is because you must understand my weakness to help with it.

The great weakness of this form is, well, what you see in front of you.

I can be killed from the inside.

And those wretched fools out there seem to be closing in on that discovery much more quickly than I would like.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:37 AM

Oh, I see

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:38 AM

Their plan is to bring some fowl, "Billy," to attack me.

As nonsensical as it is, I believe there may be some truth to its supposed danger.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:38 AM

Hm...

so it's as easy as coming in here and attacking you?

Maybe then we should make them scared to come in here

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:40 AM

That is what I was trying to do with my words, but it would seem betraying everybody's trust makes them heed my words less.

My current hope is to turn around the ire of this "Billy" on the troublesome fools.

Something as dimwitted as it may fall for the traps of deception where others will not.

As for you...

You may have to pick up where I left off, as a traitor among their flock.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:44 AM

That's not going to be easy...but I can try my best

Can these dark mutation things help at all?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:45 AM

I truthfully was not aware the altar would do anything to the rest of you.

But strength the altar does grant, and whatever form it is has been given to you.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:46 AM

Oh, is that how the altar works?

Can anyone offer 4 items to it and get something in return?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:47 AM

I believe the altar is currently somewhere deep within an abominable flesh mass so I don't believe it will be helping you any time soon.

But if I were to perish...

you'd have to see for yourself.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:48 AM

...

https://tenor.com/view/looking-retsuko-aggretsuko-stare-blinking-gif-18080225

I have a weird question

sorry if this is too personal but...this squshy stuff

if things don't go well for me, could I...

like, join it?

That sounds really

nice

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-retsuko-aggretsuko-hahaha-hehehe-gif-18078042

I'm sorry that was a weird question forget I said that!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:51 AM

You need not hide your ambitions from me, creature of darkness.

We are one and the same.

When this is over, all will join the flesh. But for now, you will do much better as your own entity.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:52 AM

Ok!!!!!!!!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:53 AM

However...

I can bring you closer to the cosmic truth of being.

Your mutation... is a small piece of it. And I can make that piece even more powerful.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:54 AM

More...powerful...???

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:55 AM

As I said, the altar grants power.

It gave me the majority of it, as planned.

But some has been given to you, that dark mutation upon you.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:55 AM

yes, it feels

weird

But i feel more powerful with it for some reason

I don't know how though

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 03:56 AM

The oneness of the flesh is the greatest power this world holds within it.

I could tempt that piece, bring you closer to ascension.

Give you the power to destroy these pathetic things who reject their fate.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 03:58 AM

...UMM wait you want me to kill people??

I...don't know if I can do that...

I need others to see me as good

good people don't kill other people

as much as would like sometimes!!!!

[oh god i didn't just say that...]

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:00 AM

Hmph... then mayhaps you need not.

That growth could also give you a cover story. Tell them that it was forced upon you, that coming here has turned you closer to some monster.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:01 AM

That would make me closer like you?

I could definitely get behind that!!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:02 AM

The sorrowful fools would take you back, and hopefully dare not venture in here.

Yes... the best thing you could do for me, is mislead them as to my weakness.

A brilliant idea!

Then we both get exactly what we wish.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:03 AM

Yes!

Well, that doesn't get me all the way there for me, but it gets me closer

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:04 AM

If we are to be... working together, what is it you do seek?

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:04 AM

To be seen by everyone as good and hard-working

...and to do something bad in secret as well

I usually vent my frustrations in metal music, but destroying the afterlife is not a bad alternative

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:06 AM

Then our goals are congruent.

I recommend you go stumbling out next phase, babbling about the horror and what its done to you.

Those fools may just buy it.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:07 AM

what can you...

do to me?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:07 AM

The mutation!

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:07 AM

That sounds

so coollll!!!!!!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:07 AM

That thing upon you is but a sapling of what it can grow to.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:08 AM

can I use it now?

They won't believe me if I look like this

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:08 AM

I will mutate it for you, growing its appearance.

And, its power with it.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:09 AM

Can I use it to change myself?

Like, what happens if i eat it?

Is it like medicine?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:09 AM

I haven't a clue for the moment.

It is a small portion of the twisted flesh I am comprised of. Made a part of your body.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:10 AM

(OH I thought it was like a orb of flesh)

(I didn't realize it was already on my body)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:10 AM

(oh that would explain it)

(i THINK its a part of your body that makes the most sense to me)

(i dont think mutations are usually self-contained)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:11 AM

(is it a think from the game)

(how does it work there)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:12 AM

(its not from the game sorry)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:12 AM

(ok I'll just say to eat it as an action and the GMs can correct me if that's actually cannibalism lmao)

Um, maybe to make this more convincing

could you attack me so that my health is lower?

That would also be very convincing!

I'm very used to that sort of thing in the office

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:14 AM

If you walk out of here with nothing but a blow they're sure to gather their courage and plunge in eventually.

Something more... eldritch should do the trick.

(also i talked to brine they say theyre pretty sure its a part of the body)

Obviously I don't wish to actually kill you.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:16 AM

(ok i won't say to eat it then)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:17 AM

(honestly im not sure what you could do besides like praying to the eldritch gods for good luck or somethin)

(man i really hope nobody walks in this phase theres still one person yet to assess the situation)

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:19 AM

Hopefully they're to scared to jump in

That's what happened with the streets earlier

I was about to jump down...but was too scared to.

I'm sure glad I did though, it looks really cool down there!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:21 AM

Fear of death is a powerful motivator for the weak.

Actually, I've had an idea.

You could get close enough to the walls to let them damage you on their own if you wished.

As you said, damage is a good cover story, as well as additional fear.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:23 AM

Ok! That will let you focus on making this body mutation more prominent

I will...do my best...to not flinch

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 15-Aug-21 04:24 AM

Most praise of mine is given in the interest of manipulation... but I truly do admire your courage.

Retsuko BOT 15-Aug-21 04:25 AM

I've never felt more alive!

God BOT 15-Aug-21 07:01 PM

um...

L-LOCK!

LOCK

Wayne... starts to focus on Retsuko.

Retsuko seems a bit nervous, but also determined.

Suddenly, her mutation starts pulsating and spreading across her arm!

It looks incredibly unconfortable.

...

Eventually, the act is done.

Though more of Retsuko's face and arm was corrupted, it seems like most of the change was internal.

Retsuko moves her newly corrupted arm around. She seems to have greater control over the corruption.

God BOT 15-Aug-21 07:27 PM

Suddenly, Retsuko runs out of the tree!

God BOT 15-Aug-21 07:42 PM

You hear a shout echo throughout the innards of the tree.

"MARK MY WORDS, WE WILL DEFEAT YOU!"

It seems to have originated from the cloudtops.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Retsuko moved to cloudtops

-----Phase 6----- TREE OF DARKNESS This most horrid and sickening sight is what was once Ancestor Wayne Togami, now twisted and corrupted almost beyond recognition into this most horrible tree. You stand in the tree's insides. The chamber is quite spacious, the ground making disgusting wet sounds as you press your feet on it. The walls writhe and scream and slash and bite at you, mouths and eyes forming and disappearing, their eldritch essence trying to consume and spread itself to you. In the center, a single thing stands. It is most recognisably the Ancestor Wayne Togami, or at least what is left of his original body, now acting as this horrendous being's heart, beating slowly. His entire lower body is completely fused with the Tree. From here, you see light coming from behind you. You can move to the CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876177778779758632/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

Ancestor Wayne

5/5 HP

1

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 09:04 PM

@BravoLocke

1

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

@Pasqualo Trianglini

Pasqualo Trianglini appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

@Fish Trouble

Fishbunjin appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:44 PM

...yeah, buddy, this isn't much of a surprise to me either.

Stinks, though.

Gonna take a while to get out of h...

Oh, fuck!

Did that Retsuko chick seriously just trap us in here?

...well.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:45 PM

he touches the inside of the flesh tree. Bits of flesh are on his hand

BREEEEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:46 PM

If there's anyone who can kill this guy, it's us. Right, buddy?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:46 PM

BREEEEEPPP

he then turns to pasqualo, maybe this would be an interesting place to duel

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:49 PM

At least we don't have to worry about environmental damage...

...maybe.

I feel like our foremost worry is this Wayne guy, though.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:49 PM

he gives him a thumbs up

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:50 PM

Hell, you might even get that battle you were seeking!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:50 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:50 PM

I don't mean to con you out of a fight, but this guy seems like he'll be tough to beat.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:51 PM

he nods

well then. He sits there on the floor just pondering things. About what V1 said earlier. There’s nothing really else to do to take his mind off. Push-ups were getting too easy at this point

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

...you thinking about what V1 said, buddy?

It's tough.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:53 PM

BREEP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:54 PM

Killing's... it's kinda like an addiction, you get me?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:54 PM

he nods

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:54 PM

You kill and kill and kill to fill up what's empty inside, and it works, sure. Until you have nothing less to kill.

Well, nothing more, I mean.

And when you have nothing to kill, the only thing you have to focus on is yourself.

Guess that's why you do all that working out.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:55 PM

he nods again

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

But the important thing I think is to keep a healthy... kill-life balance. Killing's all good and well... but I think what V1 said is right.

Maybe.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

…

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:56 PM

I'm not sure, I'm still thinking about it; it's why I accepted this.

Whole. Thing. Pasqualo does hand motions.

With killing the tree, you know?

Or Wayne, I guess his name is.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

BREEPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:57 PM

Obviously kill, but you gotta have a reason behind the killing, y'know?

You wouldn't kill something that would put up a good fight against you again and again.

Right?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 15-Aug-21 11:58 PM

he worked so hard to be the best. To rise above his species but for what? He kept on fighting and fighting. Killing and killing. Working out and working out. That’s all he’s ever done. It felt… lonely…

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 15-Aug-21 11:59 PM

And like... these people who've been infected by the tree, that's a good reason!

That's a good reason for senseless murder - they're clearly abominations against humanity, so it's time to send in the Murder Squad - and that's us!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:00 AM

BREEEPP

but for the first time, he feels exhausted

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:02 AM

...Pasqualo sits next to Fishbunjin on a fleshy raised part of the tree.

Buddy, I feel tired too. I've gone through so much.

I've outlived all my friends, I'm pretty sure. If they're still alive, I don't know where they are now.

Probably still in the living world.

I don't know about you, but... I kill to survive, and we survive to protect.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:04 AM

at least pasqualo had friends… he never had any

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:04 AM

In this very specific situation, we should survive to protect everyone.

Well...

Pasqualo offers his hand. No pretenses, if his hand gets demolished the handshake will be accepted just the same.

I get the feeling that you're lacking in the friend department. All the killing.

Both of us are lonely.

So...

I guess... what I'm trying to say is...

Do you want to be my friend?

Or hell, even a rival. I'd be happy with being a rival.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:05 AM

he grabs his hand

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:06 AM

Pasqualo's hand immediately explodes into gore. Fuck.

Pasqualo shakes with his arm regardless!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:06 AM

and for the very first time…he cries

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:07 AM

It's gonna be alright, buddy.

We can do this.

Together.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:08 AM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:08 AM

As Pasqualo lets go of the handshake, his hand slowly rebuilds itself. Yep, and it should be functioning... just about... there we go! Perfect. Good as new.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:09 AM

he gives him a pat on the head

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:12 AM

Pasqualo is very aware of the pat on the head. He gives a pat on the back to Ultra Fishbunjin in return.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:13 AM

fishbunjin…is happy

genuinely happy. Not at other people’s pain. Not that he is superior. Just content. Sitting here. With Pasqualo

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:15 AM

Oh man, and Pasqualo is definitely feeling the same way. They're just vibing. Chilling in each other's company, happy.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

@dame da ne spy

Kazuma Kiryu appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

Kazuma Kiryu

3/3 HP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

Here to help!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

fishbunjin quickly wipes away his tears

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:18 AM

Pasqualo stretches.

Hello!

Looks like we're stuck here.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:19 AM

You all really should be more careful as to the places you descend.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:19 AM

Oh, yeah, no.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:19 AM

Go to hell

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:19 AM

Our back up plan for coming here was just killing you.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:19 AM

BREEEPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:20 AM

this monster is trying to turn Retsuko against us

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:20 AM

So gladly you give up your lives to serve blind deities who play you in their games.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

Wait, there's an us now?

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

well

you two

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

uhhh… not really. He just wants to kill

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

Yeah, uh.... I'm just here cause I want to kill.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

If you kill me, they’ll turn against you.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:21 AM

Excellent.

More lambs to the slaughter!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:22 AM

uh... yeah

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:22 AM

he shrugs. Everyone else is already kind of against him

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:23 AM

I offer a solution to your war, an end to the reign of the fools who call themselves gods, and you plunge into the heart of darkness in the hopes of stopping that?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:23 AM

No, I literally just want to kill you, how hard is that to understand.

This isn't like... a theological thing.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:23 AM

he really does not care

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:23 AM

I'm literally just killing you because you're the most morally correct target to kill, and I have to kill someone.

It's literally in writing.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:24 AM

and i need to help someone

really is the best outcome here

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:24 AM

I have to kill like 4 people here in the afterlife plus a few background souls, I'm bound by the word of the law.

So, yeah.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:25 AM

fishbunjin just wants a good fight. Does not care with whatever is going on with the gods and junk

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:26 AM

You see the way those mice scramble to destroy their biggest threat.

You will be next. And they will kill you.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:26 AM

Honestly, I don't give a shit if they're using me - because I hope they know just as well that I can kill them too.

Oh, yes, they'll kill me.

Only if they somehow gang up on me all at once, bud.

Otherwise, they're fucking done for.

Agh, sorry.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:27 AM

people were going to end up killing him anyways

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:27 AM

Pasq points to Fishbunjin. You're Bud. I don't know what to call him.

Pasq points to Wayne.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:28 AM

it would make for a better fight

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:28 AM

I dunno, tree? Let's go with tree. Sure.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:28 AM

BREEEPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:28 AM

i have no use for this railcannon, my fists are stronger

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:29 AM

You ever thought about using the railcannon as a melee weapon?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:30 AM

I have use for bloodlusting creatures such as you. All you must see if that you have use for me.

On our own neither of us will achieve our goals.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:31 AM

...

Bud, you believe this?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:31 AM

fishbunjin show him his bloody hand. Then points to him

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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Yeah.

I didn't either.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:31 AM

Fine then.

But if you plan to kill me... you should understand you will not live to tell the tale.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

Pasqualo stretches. I've died once, already.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

ive died once already

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

BREEEEEEPPPPP

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

And where will you go then?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:32 AM

And hell, at least if I die again - this time, it'll actually be worth a shit.

For a good reason, rather than simping worthlessly after some guy who wouldn't even give me the time of day.

I've changed since then.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:33 AM

simping?

is that a new slang?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:33 AM

You know, like...

It's like falling in love with someone cause you wanna fuck 'em.

It's probably new slang, I don't know.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:34 AM

so a hostess?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:34 AM

Yeah! I guess.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 12:35 AM

i shall use this slang next time i go to a club

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 12:35 AM

[kiryu walks up to majima in the club "SIMP"]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 12:36 AM

(SIMP)

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 04:35 AM

Hey Wayne

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 04:38 AM

What more could you want, pestilent thing?

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 05:56 AM

i peacocked your mom

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 06:08 AM

I'm going to be killed at the hands of two mentally defective ogres and a petulant child inhabiting a mans body.

Swell.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 06:18 AM

oh, so you have already accepted your death?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 06:25 AM

It is a mutually dangerous situation.

Perhaps I should not have placed my trust in that woodland creature.

Although, even with her loyalty its probably creatures as thickheaded as your company would have come eventually regardless.

1

There were many things that could have been executed differently.

But now we find ourselves here.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 07:13 PM

(Imagine not being locked out yet ori)

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 07:13 PM

LOCK

1

God BOT 16-Aug-21 07:18 PM

(gottem)

1

God BOT 16-Aug-21 08:01 PM

Wayne seems to focus. It doesn't seem like he's doing anything here, though...

Pasqualo seems to focus, too.

It doesn't seem like he cares if Wayne isn't doing anything here, he's still jumping around as if he's dodging invisible attacks.

Laughing like a maniac, Pasqualo takes out his gun and starts wildly firing anywhere and everywhere!

Miraculously, nobody seems to get hit!

Nobody... But Kazuma!

1

"GAH!"

Though it looked like the bullet only grazed him, it was enough to stop Kazuma from firing his railcannon.

1

Luci BOT 16-Aug-21 08:14 PM

Fishbunjin flexes at Wayne.

He flexes so hard, in fact, that the tree parts around him snap!

1

Wow.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:48 PM

Ancestor Wayne stayed here.

Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.

Fishbunjin stayed here.

Kazuma Kiryu stayed here.

-----Phase 7----- TREE OF DARKNESS This most horrid and sickening sight is what was once Ancestor Wayne Togami, now twisted and corrupted almost beyond recognition into this most horrible tree. You stand in the tree's insides. The chamber is quite spacious, the ground making disgusting wet sounds as you press your feet on it. The walls writhe and scream and slash and bite at you, mouths and eyes forming and disappearing, their eldritch essence trying to consume and spread itself to you. In the center, a single thing stands. It is most recognisably the Ancestor Wayne Togami, or at least what is left of his original body, now acting as this horrendous being's heart, beating slowly. His entire lower body is completely fused with the Tree. From here, you see light coming from behind you. You can move to the CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876177778779758632/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Kazuma Kiryu

3/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

3/3 HP

Ancestor Wayne

4/5 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 09:49 PM

@BravoLocke @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble @dame da ne spy ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row... Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 09:50 PM

Well, that was fun!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 09:54 PM

That was certainly entertaining to watch.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 09:55 PM

I'm not gonna stop just because I missed a few shots, ya know.

Wonder if anyone else is gonna try and come down here...?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 09:57 PM

The couldtops are empty, if you were hoping for reinforcement.

Although, that Ripley one is in the streets, they could theoretically come here; god forbid.

Actually, maybe you would kill them for me, you were nearly there with Kiryu.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 09:58 PM

I could trust your word on that, but... no. I don't think I will.

Hm.

...Pasqualo actually thinks on this.

And what'd that accomplish, huh?

Not a whole lot of good.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 09:59 PM

Ripley is a very crass individual. And they also released that murderous fowl "Billy" from its prison.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Oh, excellent!

I knew they'd get around to doing it eventually.

Is Billy there, too?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:00 PM

It would not appear so, last I heard they were headed for the rooftops.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:00 PM

Hm, that's interesting.

Well, actually. Not as interesting as it seems.

The French are up there, after all.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Some nonsense about eating France, I've given up on questioning the ridiculousness of the things that happen around these places.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:01 PM

Yep, that's the afterlife for you.

...wonder what V1's doing at the moment. ...eh, wouldn't be able to tell, because I'm stuck in this dumbass tree.

Plus, they're probably just shooting at the sun anyways.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

The... sun?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:02 PM

Like they have been for the past... six phases.

Yeah, the sun.

Apparently, the sun is alive.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:05 PM

And I was in the belief I was the biggest thing people were trying to kill.

Although... that would explain the strange phenomenon of the screaming sun earlier.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:06 PM

Yep, I was around for that! Everyone shot gold into it except for me. I just stabbed a guy a lot.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Are you the least amount concerned what might happen if they succeed?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:07 PM

Nah!

Worst case, everyone dies!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:08 PM

Why are you ok with everyone dying because of him, but when I try it you take up arms to stop me?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:09 PM

Well, you see, my friend - I am a cyborg. I do not need the heat of the sun to survive, nor do I need light to see.

However, I do desire the deaths of everyone around me!

Except for Fish Buddy. He's cool.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

How swell.

I've already made my point that I could aid you in that goal, so I won't bother making it again.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:10 PM

The difference between V1 and you is...

If I aid you, there's a good chance the result will be a fate worse than death.

If I aid V1, realistically; I'm just getting what I want anyways!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

@Death

Joss Whedon appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Joss Whedon has:

glass

VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Joss Whedon

0.5/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

OH

HELLO YOU

WANT TO DIE?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

You've come... here?

He was already about to die outside.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Ellen Ripley

3/3 HP

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Oh no that Ripley one might follow him in

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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

You're such a simple bitch.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:11 PM

Pasqualo cheers!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Yes, he wants to die!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

BITCH!

YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

He's going to die right now!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

KILL ME HERE!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

I FUCKING WILL!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

CAN I KILL HIM?

I WANT TO KILL HIM

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

THIS FUCKING TREE WILL TAKE YOU OUT!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

HE'S MINE!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

NO HE'S MINE

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

YOU! YOU GOD DAMN STUPID ITALIAN PIECE OF GARBAGE!

YOU TRIED TO KILL ME TOO!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

YES

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

You lay a fucking finger on Whedon piece of shit, and I'll bite your neck to pieces.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

YEPPERONIS

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

I BET YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL THIS DUMBFUCK PIECE OF SHIT TREE!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

I HAVE A SHOTGUN, AND ITS LOADED

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

Actually...

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

AND THIS TREE WANTS ME DEAD AS WELL!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

I've killed you already!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:12 PM

EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING ROOM WANTS ME DEAD!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

You stood no chance when I drove you inside this tree!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

FUCK ALL OF YOU!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

And it was me who made you jump inside!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Yep!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Do what you want to him, everyone! I'm the one who's sealed his fate!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOUUUUUUU!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

WHAT?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

Glad to work together with you, crazy bitch!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO USE YOUR OWN DAMN HANDS?

AM I TOO GOOD FOR YOU?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:13 PM

I don't have to!

Why should I bloody my own hands on filth like you?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

@BravoLocke HEY BITCH, WHY DON'T YOU KILL US ALL!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

I've got a friend here willing to do that for me!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

KILL EVERYONE IN THIS SHITTY FUCKING AFTERLIFE!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

HELL YEAH

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

I DON'T CARE!

THEY SENT ME IN BHELL FOR MAKING A FUCKING MOVIE!

1

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

Even in death, Whedon is a pussy-ass bitch who doesn't want to die alone.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

AND THEY SENT ME TO HELL FOR BEING HORNY!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

SHUT UP!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

LETS GO

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:14 PM

That's why JOSS WAS SENT HERE!

You two are the perfect pair to stain each others' hands in blood!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

I was going to do that but I am currently being harassed by several omnicidal simpletons.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

I don't give a shit about this tree anymore.

I don't give a shit about Billy.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

Oh man, Joss, buddy - I am going to shove this shotgun so far down your nonexistant throat you are going to die.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

You're seriously going to kill me?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

This fucking garbage piece of shit ass-wipe who's made my entire existence a living nightmare is here right in my hands.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

YES!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:15 PM

You're going to waste your dumb fucking energy on me?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

IF ITS MORALLY EXCUSABLE I WILL KILL YOU

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

And I don't even have to fucking touch him!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

When there's an entire fucking tree about to destroy everything?

You're all garbage.

Pathetic assholes.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Pasqualo cackles...

Oh man.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Crazy shotgun bitch, he created me, a failed clone written to garner the hate of all fans!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

You all deserve to die.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Isn't that enough reason to shoot him to bits?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

Buddy, buddy.

I can handle the tree on my own.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:16 PM

I hate all of you.

WAIT.

@Fish Trouble YOU.

YOU DID THIS TO ME.

He points at the stub he has for a head.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Hey shotgun guy, how about you kill the hell out of Joss here, and I help you with attacking the tree?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Ya see, every consecutive attack I land on the same person practically doubles in damage. And I don't know if this thing stacks or what, but...

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:17 PM

Somehow I have the least murderous intent of anybody in this chamber.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:17 PM

With enough time, and luck - I am going to kill this tree.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Minnie here can make a nasty attack on this tree.

How about I help you with that this time, while you finish off Joss?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Oh, that's perfect!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

You all suck.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Pleasure doing business with you!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Pleasure doing business with you.

HA!

We'll get along well.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:18 PM

Seems like it!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:19 PM

All of you are fucking insane.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:19 PM

Oh, yeah. Definitely.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:19 PM

Minnie the xenomorph growls and drools, looking intently at Joss. Come on, love, let's let the nice gun man do your work for you, you'll feast on his remains afterwards, okay?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Pasqualo, you may want to consider...

You say you can only kill when it is morally justified?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:20 PM

Yes!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:20 PM

HOW IS MY DEATH MORALLY JUSTIFIED?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:20 PM

How do you plan to kill everybody then?

I've seen quite a few do-gooders in my unfortunate time in heaven.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:21 PM

Hey, I don't plan on killing everybody; I only gotta kill 4 people! Two are right here. But well... if it happens, it happens; you know?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Hey now, I don't want to get in your way.

But I'll defend myself if you come at me.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Nah, nah.

I'm talking about Joss and the tree!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Oh, I guess he is a person in a sense...

Anyway, I'm taking a nap. Tomorrow, we seize our destinies.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:22 PM

Oh, Ripley, he most certainly will. His exact words, "I do desire the deaths of everyone around me!"

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:22 PM

He's legally registered as one, even if it doesn't feel like it at times!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

This tree is a person?

Are you kidding me?

This monstruosity?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

you dense piece of shir.

1

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Accurate statement! Why else would I stab myself in the hand and try to electric shock Squidward...?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

Are you just going to keep insulting me like that?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

I will kill literally anyone, but morally justified deaths come first.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:23 PM

I've been insulted my entire life.

Far worse.

I've seen the boards. I've seen the threads.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

HOW?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

I've even seen the god-forsaken rule 34!

The is no dignity in my life!

1

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

YOU ARE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.

YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST.

HELL, I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FUCKING PERSON.

I MADE YOU.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

You wanna try saying that with this guy's shotgun in your mouth?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

So am I, but I used to believe in our lord and savior Goku Christ!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

you are incredibly stupid

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:24 PM

Then I became an atheist.

HEY, I JUST MISFIRED OK?

This is my first time handling a shotgun, my dude. I have never been handed a shotgun before.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:25 PM

I don't need a shotgun with Minnie by my side.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:25 PM

AARGH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:25 PM

She's man's best friend, as one could say.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:25 PM

FUCK YOU.

FUCK.

YOU.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:26 PM

This guy's a broken record!

Just like his writing.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:26 PM

GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SHOTGUN I'M TAKING IT BY FORCE.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:26 PM

You never amounted to anything, you fraud.

I bet Buffy was ghost written!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:26 PM

I'LL SHOW YOU.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:26 PM

No thank you!

Pasqualo's keeping his hands on his shotgun very tightly.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:28 PM

You care about this dumb fucking alien, don't you, bitch?

I made you so you'd care about it.

I am going to blow its dumb fucking brains out.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:28 PM

HEY JOSS

IF YOU WANNA DIE SO MUCH

WHY DON'T YOU JUST

KILL YOURSELF

HERE

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:29 PM

...

If I kill myself...

That WON'T GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:29 PM

EXACTLY!

YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPITING HER

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:29 PM

GIVE ME THE SHOTGUN.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:29 PM

NO

DO IT BY HAND

I NEED IT TO KILL THE TREE

I HAVE SOME METAL, YOU CAN USE THAT

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:30 PM

I DON'T HAVE ANY HEAD LEFT TO CRUSH!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 10:30 PM

i came here to beat up a tree and now you are all arguring?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:30 PM

He's manipulating you. She didn't need the satisfaction anyway. She was going to let Pasqualo do this.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:31 PM

If I kill myself the dumb italian robot won't have the satisfaction of killing me either!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:31 PM

Just kill yourself, my man! It's that easy!

That way, you won't have to deal with me, Ripley or the fish anymore!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:31 PM

She's the one encouraging you to do it!

1

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:31 PM

It's so simple.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:31 PM

AARGH!

HEY.

YOU.

TREE.

WHAT HAPPENS IF I JUMP INTO ONE OF YOUR GAPING MOUTHS?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:32 PM

You'd join the whole.

Although that might give us an edge...

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:32 PM

He coughs up more blood.

Is that good?

Is that going to hurt her?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:33 PM

You want these fools dead, yes?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:33 PM

YES.

ALL OF THEM.

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

KILL GOD.

THAT BASTARD SENT ME IN HELL.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:34 PM

Oh, as soon as they are dealt with I will be making a very pleasant visit to God.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:35 PM

Hey, is he gonna die when you do this? Cause if so, this has my stamp of approval. If not, I'm gonna shoot the both of you. Well. I'll be shooting you, tree, anyways.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:35 PM

That miserable creature brought me here in the first place, it would be no surprise if they had taken me to that cursed forest too!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:35 PM

...Hey, wait a second.

You, the robot, whatever your name is, I don't care anymore.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:35 PM

Pasqualo!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:35 PM

You said you only killed people who's deaths were morally justifiable right?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Yup!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Why don't you shoot yourself in the head and blow out your brains?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

Hahahaha!!!

That's funny.

I'm cursed with constant regeneration, my dude!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

That'd be a morally justifiable death, wouldn't it, bitch?

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

he's discluded

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:36 PM

I would if I could, but I can't.

I'm like Wolverine, but somehow worse.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:38 PM

I call bullshit.

You're clearly hurt.

Wait...

I swear I saw you lose a hand earlier.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Haha!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:40 PM

Are all of you just superpowered psychopaths?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:40 PM

It would appear so.

At this point it's in my interest to keep them alive. They'll kill just as much as I could have.

Or they'll be killed themselves, which is just as well.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:41 PM

HEY RIPLEY!

I'M GOING TO PUSH YOUR PET DOWN INTO ONE OF THE TREE'S MOUTHS!

BITCH!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:41 PM

Now that is an interesting proposition.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:42 PM

You better chew on that fucker because it's got tough skin.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Try it and it's the shotgun!~

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:42 PM

You're going to kill him anyway.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:42 PM

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME ANYWAYS!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:42 PM

Nothing wrong with a healthy dose of intimidation.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

I DIE EITHER WAY!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

I'm starting to find the flaw in that.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

i just need to help someome

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

IF YOU DID NOTHING I'D DIE!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Hah, you got no way out of this Joss.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

I'M FUCKING ILL!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

I mean, I won't kill you if I can get you to kill yourself. That way, I can just kill the tree and y'know, everything is so much easier for me.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Joss coughs up even more blood.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Die you by mine, the bitch's, or your own hand, I led you to your death!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Oh, you're just going to die in here anyways...?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

I don't care how you do it, as long as you die!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:43 PM

Oh wait.

HEY PASQUALO!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Yeah, what's up, dingus?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

I HAVE A FUN LITTLE PIECE OF GLASS!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Oh neat.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

You want it?

It's nice and green and it stinks.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Pasqualo thinks...

Man, that glass is kinda interestin'.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Ripley chuckles to herself.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

What the glass do?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:44 PM

Kills you.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

It's glass.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Have fun!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

Oh nice!

Hey, why don't you chew on the glass!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

That'd be a good way to go!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

I'll make you chew on it if you think you're so tough.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:45 PM

For a dog.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Or maybe you want it, huh?

You want to die slowly like I did?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Man, what are you even gonna do to me. You don't even have a head!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Nah, I'm fine with watching you die.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

How are you gonna film any movies without a head, bitch?

How are you gonna get any head?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

Well, he doesn't need his head for that.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I hate you.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:46 PM

I can ask minnie to castrate him, though.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Well, I mean - at this stage, castration probably means death.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:47 PM

But she'll do that anyway when she feeds on his corpse!

Look, I can attack the tree for 1.5 damage.

If you think that's fine, go ahead and shoot Joss.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:47 PM

I can attack it for 2!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:47 PM

Do you hit...?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

I have a shotgun, and this whole area is the tree!

Here's my secret, Ripley.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

...right.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

I don't need to hit.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Well, how about you go for the tree then? And I finish off Joss?

Would be more efficient...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Mm... Aa...

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:48 PM

Hey, I don't care either wat.

1

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

How about you take the glass and choke on it.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

But I do want to have a life on my count. I haven't killed anyone so far...

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Shove it up your ass and die.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Good suggestion!

Joss, do that, please.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

I'll push it down your throat, bitch.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:49 PM

Oh, copying Ridley Scott now?

Ash already did that with a porn magazine in the first movie!

You're just a ripoff.

As you've always been.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

I'LL KILL YOU!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Hey Joss!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

WHAT?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Pasqualo cups his hands around his mouth to deliver the ultimate blow.

The Avengers was a terrible movie!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Plus, it wasn't funny.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

Joss falls on his knees.

H-HOW?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:50 PM

I didn't laugh, seriously.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

EVERYONE LIKES THE AVENGERS!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

All the quips? Fell completely flat.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Yeah, Iron Man just kinda looks like a dick.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

No good one-liners in that movie.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

Not good writing at all, man.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

You're just the kind of dumb fucking hipster who hates everything that's popular.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 10:51 PM

ive never actually heard of the avengers

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

See?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Nah, I'm a fuckin' weeb!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

All of you can suck my ass.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

it's not even popular!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

COMICS SUCK, ANIME IS BETTER!

You suck, because you haven't made a Sailor Moon movie yet.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Whoah woah, there's some good alien comics.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:52 PM

Eh, probably. Haven't read them yet.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:53 PM

(i just wanna say up until now I had confused pasqualo with pagliacci the clown and was very confused)

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:53 PM

[lmao no he's the guy who punched himself out in L game]

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:53 PM

(right right)

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:53 PM

@BravoLocke Isn't there anything you could do to me? Make me into a horrible monster? Use my entrails to curse everyone here? Turn me into a fucking bomb?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

He Joss, how about I wrap you in this red carpet you love so much?

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Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

Shut the fuck up.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

Haha, then it'd be a real horror movie!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

Pasqualo can have a clean shot on you while you squirm!

How's that for a fucking hollywood reception!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

One shot, just like Evil Dead!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:54 PM

I am beginning to tire of these eldritch compared to the simple elegance of impaling someone upon a bone tipped tendril.

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Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

ARE YOU GOING TO KILL ME TOO?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Oh bad boy, you can impale something with your tentacles alright...

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

FUCK YOU.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

No, you're the only sufferable person here.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

FUCK YOU JOSS, YOU MADE ME SAY THAT!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

AHA!

BITCH.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Just kill yourself already! I'm pretty sure everyone here wants to kill you!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.

I MADE YOU.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

We're already in hell, what do you have to lose.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Joss pulls out a piece of paper. It looks like a script.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 10:55 PM

Well, him not killing himself helps me kill you, which he wants.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

MAYBE I CAN MAKE YOU KILL THIS PASQUALO BITCH!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

You can't even read that!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

BUT I CAN WRITE!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

Your daddy made you with his balls, didn't stop you from crushing his hopes and dreams by going to theatre school.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING PARENTS!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:56 PM

Yeah, and your writing quality better be damn good to write without reading.

Which it isn't, by the way.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:57 PM

What are you going to do? Turn me into candy? Remove my limbs one by one? You have no writing powers here!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:57 PM

You are not the author.

You are a character, my dude.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:57 PM

BITCH, MY HEAD GOT BLOWN UP AND I'M STILL WALKING.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:57 PM

Why do you think your name is "Headless Joss Whedon" instead of just "Joss Whedon"?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 10:57 PM

And minnie ate your brains!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:58 PM

It's a part of your character now, that you have no head!

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:58 PM

Well.

Okay.

Sure.

I'm going to die.

Again.

By whose hand?

Does everyone want to kill me?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

(Sorry, I’m back. I’ll typically be afk by 4)

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

Either one of us can do it, or you can go out on your own terms.

Oh.

Well, uh.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

I'm not killing myself for you.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

I think that decides it then.

Fish buddy, you wanna do the honors?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

he shows joss his blood

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

HEY. FUCK YOU FISH.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 10:59 PM

*BREEEPPP+

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Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

YOU RIDICULED ME.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Right.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

THAT'S MY BLOOD.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

BREEEEEPPPPPP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE MY BLOOD ON YOUR DULB FUCKING SMELLY HANDS.

1

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Hey, Ripley. Looks like we can both rip this tree apart!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

My buddy here is gonna take care of it for us.

Unfinished business.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:00 PM

Don't you want you precious kill?

Who say's you will even claim the killing blow for me?

1

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Nah, he started it, and he should probably finish it.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

YOU SUCK PASQUALO.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

he then stares at Joss again. And licks up some of the blood

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO KILL ANYONE.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:01 PM

I'm bloodthirsty and all, but... even I know when I gotta cede a kill to my buddy.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

I BET WHOEVER WROTE YOU IS SOME DUMB EDGY TEEN.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

Pasqualo just looks at him long and hard. Yeah, sure. And you don't have the braincells to write a good story.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

Hey fishy, are you going to kill Joss?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

BREEEEPPP

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

Go ahead!

In fact, I'm hiring you to do it!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:02 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:03 PM

He's all yours~

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:03 PM

Buddy, you have my stamp of approval - go get him for me, champ!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:03 PM

BREEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:03 PM

You want us to focus on the tree?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:03 PM

Feeling like that's what's intended here.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:04 PM

Alright!

Man, I feel fucking great.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:04 PM

So, let's do this thing!

Yeah!

Same!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:04 PM

What a good day.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Take care, Ripley.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Fuck you Pasqualo.

Maybe you can heal any wounds but you can't heal from the cold flu.

1

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:05 PM

If you choose to stay this course, I cannot guarantee your pet will live to grow.

1

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:06 PM

BREEEEEPPP he is very angry for offending his buddy and is going to be so happy to kill joss

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:06 PM

What the hell is the flu?

Well, whatever.

In a short while, my buddy's fists will have flu through your face.

Pow. Gangsta shit.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

I bet this fish is dumber than me, and I don't have any fucking brains left.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Oh wait. You don't have one.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Torso. Fine. Whatever.

He's actually extremely smart!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

at least he has a head

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

Just that like me, he's focused on the important things in life - like killing people.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:07 PM

he smiles at pasqualo

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Pasqualo smiles back at Fishbunjin

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

You just want to kill people?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Hell yeah.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

clearly they do

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Is that your only goal in life?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Mmmmmm, well, we're dead now.

No life for us.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:08 PM

true...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

BREEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

I mean, the only other things I really want are companionship and shitty anime.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

You threaten her?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

And man, I got the best friend I could ever want right here.

Pasqualo pats Fishbunjin's shoulder.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:09 PM

he pats pasqualo’s head

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:10 PM

Oh I believe I do Ripley. You may be too meatheaded to care for your own safety, but how about that of your precious child?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:10 PM

You talk loud.

But I don't think you have the balls.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:10 PM

YEAH FUCK HER UP!

I ALWAYS HATED ALIENS.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:11 PM

Fuck you, Joss!

Aliens is a great movie.

Maybe not so much the later ones, but the first couple are great.

In the series.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:12 PM

You should know what beings will do when they are backed into a corner.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:12 PM

Ah, yeah - this guy is probably gonna become part of you or whatever, I get that.

Best case, Bud gets him - worst case, Ripley and I are planning on killing you anyways; and well... we'll see what happens after that.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

here to help you know

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Hey.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Thank you, Mr. Suit Guy.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:13 PM

Kiryu.

You can help.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Kiryu, that was it.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Help me punch the dumb fucking robot in the face.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

V1?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Yeah, if all of us attack at once - we can take this tree down.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

NO!

THE ONE RIGHT HERE!

THE ITALIAN!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

BREEEEEEPPPPP!!!!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

oh this guy?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

he stands in front of pasqualo

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

the italians are cool though

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

WHAT?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Hold Joss down, will you?

Makes killing him easier.

Helps us a lot.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

NO DON'T DO THAT THAT WON'T HELP ME!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

True. I mean, what about Mario? National Italian hero.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

love that guy

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:15 PM

BREEEEEEPPPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:16 PM

so be it

or would it be better to hit wayne?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:17 PM

ARGH.

I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:17 PM

he shrugs. He could probably take care of Joss on his own

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Kiryu, you do realize these people you are helping seek to kill everybody in this world, senselessly?

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:19 PM

I don't care what happens anymore.

I guess I'm helping the horrible moving talking tree.

In a way.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:19 PM

BREEEEEEEPPPPPP

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:20 PM

Oh, I'm fine with just killing Joss.

I'd like to stop the tree from killinh everyone else.

1

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:20 PM

Death by my hand serves a much greater purpose than these oafs.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:21 PM

Pasqualo just twirls his shotgun around.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:21 PM

you want to kill everyone

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:21 PM

BREEEEEPPPPPPP fishbunjin wants the kill

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:21 PM

they only want to kill a select amount of people

clearly the better choice lies with these guys

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:22 PM

The lesser evil, so to say.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:22 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Have you not listened to them? They do want to kill everyone, starting with a select amount of people.

And I don't even care to kill everyone, that was more to free them from this moronic deities!

1

It's them where my ire lie.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:23 PM

I mean, not that it matters; with what V1 is doing.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:24 PM

*BREEP he doesn’t really care about anything that Wayne said

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:24 PM

What is V1 doing?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:24 PM

Oh, uh.

They're shooting at the sun.

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Wh-

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Apparently, the sun is alive.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Oh yeah, I heard from that sexy bitch Luci that you hell guys wanted to take back her kid or something.

How did that go?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:25 PM

Dunno what's gonna happen once it kills the sun.

Huh? Kid?

I'm sorry but I have zero clue what you're talkin' about.

Neither does my fish buddy.

Kiryu might, though.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:26 PM

oh her snake

she tried to get me to do that

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:26 PM

BREEEEPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:26 PM

i jumped through her window instead

last time i made a deal with a demon i lost 300,000 yen

that's precious stamina money

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Name was eden, apparently.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Oh man, she's gonna get pisssssed if people keep on doing that!

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:27 PM

Are any of you doing what luci asked you to do?

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

nope

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

he tilts his head, looking confused

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Funny.

There was a war against the heaven people apparently.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Huh, what?

OH!

Right.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

But then people usurped lucifer.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Uh, yeah.

Altered usurped Luci, I was there for that.

So was Bud!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:28 PM

BREEEEPPP

he’s happy that he beheaded the lich too

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:29 PM

Happy memories of stabbing like a maniac on that goddamn skeleton's skull...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:29 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:30 PM

Ah!

Suddenly, Pasqualo is snapped out of his daydreaming.

Yeah, good times, right, buddy?

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:30 PM

The lich?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:30 PM

BREEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:31 PM

Yeah, the skeleton dressed in robes. That guy.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:31 PM

Huh.

I wonder if there's any corpses from earth here.

Maybe from the north.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:31 PM

I've seen no one I recognize back from the L House here...

I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who died in that whole incident at this point.

I'm guessing they all escaped down into the sewers or something; after the fire.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:33 PM

fishbunjin seems confused

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:33 PM

Ah. Just... alive stuff, buddy.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:34 PM

BREEP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 16-Aug-21 11:34 PM

What happened before I kicked the bucket.

Ripley BOT 16-Aug-21 11:34 PM

Would be fun to remember what happened to the original Ripley before she died.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 16-Aug-21 11:44 PM

Just remember Ripley... if you do not make an effort to protect it and leave this place, that runt is joining the whole before all else.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:55 PM

fishbunjin walks up to Joss and BREEEEEPPPPP down the neckhole where fishbunjin popped his head

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:56 PM

AAA!

...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:56 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:56 PM

You'll see.

You like your friend, d-coughs up blood even more from the neckhole-don't you?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:57 PM

BREEEEPPP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:57 PM

You'll see.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 16-Aug-21 11:58 PM

hey joss

how are you talking

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:58 PM

I DON'T KNOW.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 16-Aug-21 11:59 PM

fishbunjin puts his hand over the neck hole. Similar to how he previously grabbed his head

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 16-Aug-21 11:59 PM

Let me go.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 12:00 AM

BREEEEEPPPPP

Headless Joss Whedon BOT 17-Aug-21 12:00 AM

...

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 12:05 AM

Pasqualo just watches.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 12:27 AM

pecking duck sounds nice right now

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 12:57 AM

BREEEEEPPP

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 05:42 AM

Minnie doesn't need any protecting, she can take care of herself. I'll just attack you.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 17-Aug-21 05:49 AM

Then feel no pity for its death.

Ripley BOT 17-Aug-21 05:52 AM

No need to feel pity for what doesn't happen.

Pasqualo, I'll head outside here nonetheless. Better mobility to attack the tree from there.

If it's still alive.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 01:33 PM

Got it! Pasqualo does a sloppy salute.

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:03 PM

LOCK

God..? BOT 17-Aug-21 07:48 PM

The ground beneath Ripley and her alien seems unsteady...

WHEN SUDDENLY, A BONE SKEWER BURSTS OUT OF IT!

1

Ripley sees this, and...

It seems as if she was almost expecting this!

Shouting "Get away from her, you bitch!" She jumps towards the skewer, intercepting the attack!

The skewer pierces through her side, missing her alien!

Despite the pain, Ripley grits her teeth, and...

Yanks the skewer out of the ground!

"bitch."

Luci BOT 17-Aug-21 07:56 PM

Joss takes advantage of the distraction to sneak away from Ripley.

With the final war-cry of a man who knows he is doomed, he launches himself at Pasqualo...

And stabs him in the shoulder with a piece of oddly-glowing glass!

1

Pasqualo cries out in pain, and Fishbunjin rushes to his side.

Fish grabs Joss, and...

TEARS HIM IN HALF

1

Crushing each part of Joss beneath his feet, to ensure nothing can come back, Fishbunjin flexes on his enemy's remains.

Kazuma Kiryu and Pasqualo Trianglini walk up to Wayne, who's physical form hangs from the tree's fleshy wall.

Kazuma pulls out a railcannon, and Pasqualo a shotgun.

Charging up the railcannon, Kazuma sticks it into the tree.

Arcs of electricity shoot off the gun, sending bolts fizzing around the tree.

Pasqualo sticks his shotgun into Wayne's torso, and delivers a shot so hard it causes a minor explosion!

...when the smoke has cleared, the tree is clearly in bad shape, but still standing. Wayne's body is gone, but his head is still fused to the tree.

Seemingly as a last-ditch response, the tree has drawn its roots into itself. Various sharp-tipped roots line the ceiling and walls, some erupting from the floor to block paths.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Ancestor Wayne stayed here.

Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.

Fishbunjin stayed here.

Kazuma Kiryu stayed here.

Joss Whedon stayed here.

Ellen Ripley moved to cloudtops

-----Phase 8----- TREE OF DARKNESS This most horrid and sickening sight is what was once Ancestor Wayne Togami, now twisted and corrupted almost beyond recognition into this most horrible tree. You stand in the tree's insides. The chamber is quite spacious, the ground making disgusting wet sounds as you press your feet on it. The walls writhe and scream and slash and bite at you, mouths and eyes forming and disappearing, their eldritch essence trying to consume and spread itself to you. In the center, a single thing stands. It is most recognisably the Ancestor Wayne Togami, or at least what is left of his original body, now acting as this horrendous being's heart, beating slowly. His entire lower body is completely fused with the Tree. From here, you see light coming from behind you. You can move to the CLOUDTOPS. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/848245566776803331/876177778779758632/unknown.png

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MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Pinned a message.

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

Ancestor Wayne

1.5/5 HP

Joss Whedon

0/3 HP

Pasqualo Trianglini

2.5/3 HP

Fishbunjin

2.75/3 HP

Kazuma Kiryu

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Aug-21 09:06 PM

@BravoLocke @Pasqualo Trianglini @Fish Trouble @dame da ne spy @Death ----VISIBILE ITEMS---- Pasqualo Trianglini has:

shotgun

BIG It's a pump charge shotgun! You can fire this at someone to deal a ton of damage, but it's pretty hard to aim reliably. Instead of firing it, you can also pump the barrel - this will increase the damage of the next shot, although beware pumping more than thrice in a row... Fishbunjin has:

jossblood

VISIBLE It's Joss' blood, smeared all over your hand and face. Ewww... Kazuma Kiryu has:

railcannon

BIG It's an electric railcannon! Once every 3 phases, it can be fired for 1.25 hearts of damage with very high accuracy. Alternatively, you may use this weapon to "electrify" someone or something, causing them to take .25 more damage from all sources for the next two phases. Electrified objects and players are magnetic, and all attacks made on them have improved accuracy. Joss Whedon has:

glass

VISIBLE It's a jagged piece of glass, with a wicked looking point. You could stab someone with this pretty well! It seems to be glowing an odd shade of green.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:07 PM

...oh great.

Buddy...?

I think... I think I'm one of them, now.

Fuck.

Or maybe not...?

I just...

Pasqualo rubs his shoulder. It's green. Like...

Not just the green Tron lines that seem to cover his whole body, but there's a green mark covering the entirety of his shoulder.

This sucks.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 09:20 PM

the hell you talking about?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:23 PM

BREEEEPPPP

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:23 PM

I got infected.

Or marked.

I'm not sure which.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

he seems very concerned

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

I'm probably not infected, definitely marked.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

But I'm probably the only person who's been marked.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:24 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:25 PM

Fuck, that Ripley chick is the only person who knew anything about this.

This seems like a progressive thing.

Might grow to cover my whole body.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 09:25 PM

in sanctuary there is a place to heal

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:25 PM

Don't know what will happen when it does.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 09:25 PM

you might want to head there after this

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:25 PM

...I don't think this is something I can heal from, if you get my gist.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:26 PM

BREEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:26 PM

...plus me and large quantities of water historically do not mix well.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:26 PM

fishbunjin is really freaking out. He is not ok

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 09:27 PM

uh

what's a matter with you two?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:27 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:27 PM

Dude, this happened as a result of that Joss guy stabbing me with the glass!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:27 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:27 PM

That Ripley chick... she said that it'd end up killing whoever it hit.

...and that person is me.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:28 PM

BREEEEPPPPP*

1

BREEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:28 PM

Agh. Don't worry, buddy, we'll figure out some way to fix this.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:29 PM

he seems very upset that Joss got to pasqualo before he could kill him

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:29 PM

Pasqualo's upset too. He was too focused on pointing and aiming to see the guy about to shank him in the back.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 09:30 PM

(Ok, I have to go, should be back in a couple hours or so)

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 09:30 PM

there is a purifiying pool of water

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 09:31 PM

I've been to sanctuary, I know the pool of water you're speaking of - I've jumped in it myself.

But I seriously believe it isn't going to work. Even if I'm gonna be the optimistic Mr. Rogers here... I think I don't have enough time.

Sanctuary's a good while away from here.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 10:47 PM

(Ok, I’m back hello)

BREEEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 10:52 PM

How the hell are we even gonna fix this...?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 10:58 PM

…

fishbunjin then grabs the arm and tries to clean out any glass or stop some of the blood. He’s literally trying to do everything he can

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:01 PM

Pasqualo notices. ...thanks, buddy. He gives a pretty weak smile, but... what really counts is that it's from the heart.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:03 PM

he then shows him the bloody hands of feet of Joss

he’s pretty covered in blood at this point

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

Good going, bud!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:05 PM

BREEEEEPPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:06 PM

At least we got pre-emptive vengeance on that part.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:06 PM

he won’t hurt him again

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Thanks, buddy...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:08 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:08 PM

Pasqualo gives a thumbs-up!

Now, we just gotta... kill this fucking tree already.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:08 PM

he thumps up back, blood dripping down

BREEEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:10 PM

Shouldn't be too much of a problem! We've probably... missed a lot, though.

Yeah, this is awkward. Damn, Pasq was expecting Ripley to take out the tree when he was shooting the darn thing! Welp.

Looks like taking this tree down is going to be a co-operative effort from everyone involved.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:11 PM

BREEEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:14 PM

Woah!? Buddy! Did you hear that?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:15 PM

BREEEEPPP

he feels a bit uneasy

BREEEEEPPP

BREEEEEPPPPP

BREEEEEEEPPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:16 PM

who the hell is that?

you know who's speaking?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:17 PM

BREEEPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:17 PM

WE ARE JUST GETTING FINISHED DEALING WITH THIS TREE

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:18 PM

he gives kazuma a thumbs up, he believes altered is good

hopefully

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

Yeah, they're the... queen? Queen. Queen of Hell.

And now the ruler of heaven, apparently! Great!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:19 PM

he beat up a lich for them so it should be good

BREEEPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

so this is altered beast?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Yes!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

BREEEPPPP

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:22 PM

Definitely not a threatening name

the tree thing would have been really helpful before

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:23 PM

BREEEPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

It's funny how unaware they are that we're even doing this!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:24 PM

BREEEPPP

fishbunjin then remembers something, he turns to kazuma and shows him the blood on his hands. Except that’s not just his hands in Joss’s blood…

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:27 PM

you really like showing that bloody hand off

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:27 PM

BREEEPPP he’s just happy that Joss is dead and can’t hurt pasqualo

he then flexes

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Same, buddy, same.

Pasqualo flexes, too!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:28 PM

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 17-Aug-21 11:31 PM

okay....

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:31 PM

BREEEEEEEPPPPP

but after that, he looks back at his hand… and feels guilty…

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:38 PM

...buddy...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:38 PM

he looks back at pasqualo as he’s flexing. Seeing the green on his arm. Maybe if he didn’t attack Joss in the first place or maybe if he was a little faster. He looks at his hand again

why doesn’t celebrating and flexing feel good?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:42 PM

...I can't tell what you're thinking, bud. But the expression on your face tells a million words.

It's not your fault.

I... should have reacted a bit faster. You did as good as you could have.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:43 PM

BREEP

he just doesn’t want to lose the only friend he has. And because he couldn’t protect him

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:45 PM

Pasq knows. But how can they fix this? It's... what. One of a kind?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 17-Aug-21 11:48 PM

fishbunjin then walks over to pasqualo… giving him a hug. He tries to be gently as possible as not to squish him but keeps the grip tight, trying to protect him from Wayne. He then cries once more, turning away from kazuma so he doesn’t see him like this

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 17-Aug-21 11:51 PM

Pasqualo's arms just barely circle around Fishbunjin's abs. They cry together.

It's really touching. For a homicidal cyborg teen and a bodybuilder fish hugging each other, that is.

1

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

@Bernkastel

Baba appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Baba has:

baguette-word

BIG It's a word! It says "baguette".

cube-word

BIG It's a word! It says "cube".

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 05:47 PM

Baba

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Arcueid Brunestud

Sean Evans appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Sean Evans has:

darkmutation

VISIBLE It's a dark, pulsating mutation. It seems to almost... strengthen you?

musket

BIG It's Louise Michel's iconic musket! It has a really good aim, and some say it holds extra power over kings...

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Sean Evans

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Coyote Smith

Kyoko appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Kyoko

2/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

@Valvatti

Ellen Ripley appeared from CLOUDTOPS!

Ellen Ripley has:

xenomorph

VISIBLE It's the newborn Xenomorph! It looks. Terrifying!

MysteryBot (Webhook) BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Ellen Ripley

2.25/3 HP

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Sorry @Pasqualo Trianglini, we've come to crash your party, bald-headass.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

BABA YOU FUCKER

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

WHAT

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Well, it's come to this.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:48 PM

Oh goddamn it.

Look, I've got this handled!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

I'm going to retrieve my shotgun, me and my friends take no chances.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

Yep we're here to crash your flex party or whatever's going on here

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

I'm literally about to point my shotgun into this tree's face.

What the fuck.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

Oh, you don't understand?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

In the industry this is what's called an ambush

It's a big word

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:49 PM

Wayne's included in those friends y'know.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Oh... fuck you.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Look, you two are going to kill everyone in your path, right? I can't really let that happen.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Right, fuck you?

I'm going to make you regret trying to shoot me in the face, asshole.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Thanks for taking care of Joss, but you won't be satisfied until you've killed a least 4 people.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Yep.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

And cleared out all the innocent souls of a few areas

Pretty fucked up

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:50 PM

Sad this is how this is going to have to end, then.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

Oh don't play the victim card.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

I said I was done with the murderer hunting earlier

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

You know very well you're not a good person.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

@dame da ne spy Hey guy, you had better help us here. Pasqualo would be going for your ass after he's done with this tree.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

But I'm getting back in just for this

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

Neither am I, but at least I'm honest about it.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

Baba is a murderer

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

He and the fish have you cornered, you'd be his first victim!

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:51 PM

And a piece of shit

But he had class in how he killed everyone

You're just running around with a shotgun

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

I'm going to thoroughly enjoy this, and then I'll get to hold my interview in full tranquility.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

No sides here.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

Doesn't that sound nice, Pasqualo?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

So I'm going to take advantage of the one thing I can do.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

If I take care of you I can take care of Baba

Simple as

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:52 PM

Being perfectly honest, I don't really care about this tree. But you're a threat to everyone here, Pasqualo.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:53 PM

I just want to kick something

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:53 PM

And so is that fish, ending up helping you out.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:53 PM

Totally not cool

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:54 PM

I'd much rather help out a righteous justice seeker like Kyoko than someone killing for the sake of killing.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:55 PM

Wow righteous is a big word

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:55 PM

...welp. Time to do something no one was expecting, then.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:55 PM

Uh huh

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:55 PM

Oh, how about that Yakuza guy?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:55 PM

Seems like he's asleep.

I'm trying to tell him Pasqualo's going to shoot his brains out after the tree, but he isn't listening.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:56 PM

Not a threat probably

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:56 PM

Do people in this GODDAMN place have narcolepsy or something?

God!

It's so annoying.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 05:56 PM

Oh, you're implying that I'm not going to try both at the same time.

And that I'm not going to take you all with me.

Get ready, assholes.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:57 PM

Wow you have an attack that can hit the entire room too?

That's so cool

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:57 PM

Yeah, like we're going to let you kill that tree.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:57 PM

https://tenor.com/view/you-will-anakin-skywalker-darth-vader-you-will-try-gif-13943010

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:57 PM

The only thing you'll take is the ground to your face!

Repeatedly.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 05:57 PM

you know i just remembered he's a robot

i bet he's gonna try to explode or something

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:58 PM

Oh, that's a possibility.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:58 PM

This better not kill me

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:58 PM

I haven't exactly seen androids self-destruct, but I wouldn't put it past them.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:58 PM

I don't want to have to avenge my death a 3rd time

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 05:59 PM

Wait, when was the 1st time...?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 05:59 PM

1st time was when this stupid gun that made portals wouldn't shoot

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:59 PM

He's obviously bluffing.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 05:59 PM

BREEEPPP

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 05:59 PM

Oh, look the fish woke up.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

It just so happens that I do!

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Dang i was hoping the mudkip would stay asleep until the end of the phase

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Woah

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Maybe we should've jumped in later yk

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

That's super cool

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

At like 1:55

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

I actually have a secret weapon that can personally pulverize Pasqualo instantly.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

We could have been best buds

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Yeah, go stand in a corner and wait patiently for your master to get eviscerated.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Would've been more like an ambush if we hopped in 5 minutes before the end of the phase

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

BREEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!’

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

Seriously I probably would have joined you guys if we didn't get separated

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:00 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

BREEEEPPPP

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Buddy... Pasqualo looks at Fishbunjin.

This is the end of the road.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Alright we get it, you're sad that your master's going to die or whatever.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go out in a blaze of glory.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

I am not dying again

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

BREEEEPPP

BREEEEPP

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Maybe you would've been better off if you weren't such a little bitch for the guy.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

And I'm taking everyone here with me.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

What a pathetic creature.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Uh huh, sure you are

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

You're taking Fishbun...?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

This tree is crashing, with no survivors.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Great

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

No sides, remember?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:01 PM

Now I have to survive an explosion next time

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

You really are just an unhinged maniac.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Ultimately, at the end of the day - I'm the only one I want to survive.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

HOW ANNOYING DYING IS

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

But since you're not planning on letting that even happen...

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

SERIOUSLY

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Well.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Do you see how your partner here doesn't actually care about you, Fish?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

I have no choice.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

Do you see how he's ready to just toss you aside?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

He'd probably be for this.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

NO

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

BREEEEPPPP

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

YOU DO

IF YOURE GOING TO KILL ANYONE AT LEAST KILL BABA

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

fishbunjin starts to cry

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:02 PM

He's the same as me, he wants to kill everyone here.

But...

Well.

No choice.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

…

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

I'm not planning to die here

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

Everyone here is going to die.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

Fuck youy

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

I hope you die Baba

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

Me and Kyoko at least need to stay alive

No fuck you

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

But I hope they die before they kill you

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

I'm not dying in some fucking explosion

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

BREEEPPP

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

That wouldn't settle anything

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:03 PM

Neither am I

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Too bad.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

I'm starting to think the Fish isn't as enthusiastic about helping Pasqualo as he was before.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Hey

Fishbunjin

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

No. He's just... he doesn't want to see me die.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Do you feel bad for helping Pasqualo now?

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

But...

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

…

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:04 PM

Knowing that he's just going to kill himself and take everyone, including you, with him

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

I bet he doesn't want to die himself! By your hand, Pasqualo!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

WELL, WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE?!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

I'm a nice guy though. I may have a grudge against you, but I can forgive. Go ahead and help us get rid of that bald asshole, and I'll forgive you.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

Die by your hand? Die by my own hand?

At least this way I get what I want.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

Well, maybe you'll do something other than killing your previous partner in the process?

I know you just want to get your 4 kills in one fell swoop, but this is just ridiculous.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:05 PM

Is Pascal actually bald?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Fishbunjin

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Fish, if you know what's necessary, you should help us stop Pasqualo.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

You could redeem yourself right now, and everyone would forgive you

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

He'll soon be, when I pull every single hair off his body.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Help us take out Pasqualo before he can take you and everyone else here with him

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

…

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

...buddy.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

That's what I'm saying right there.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

I wouldn't blame you.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Do that, or be remembered as the stupid pet of a homicidal maniac.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Live to fight another day, right?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

Hey, Wayne's awake!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:06 PM

It's your choice, fishy.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

How are you feeling?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

Wayne, do you think you could help make sure Pasqualo here can't take all of us out

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

...I gotta be honest.

Y'all.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

I see omnicidal intent catches up to everybody.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

Our plans should be highlighted outside, go ahead and read that, whatever that means.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

Even if I survived this, I'm gonna die soon anyways.

That Joss guy stabbed me with the fucking glass.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

Yeah, Wayne, you really should catch up on what's going on, you could really make a difference.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:07 PM

At least I get to kill you with my own two hands.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

I mean, you could have healed yourself in the sanctuary.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

I don't even get peaceful resolution

No, I couldn't have.

The sanctuary is too far away, and I have literally just been here killing the tree.

Come the fuck on.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

That's what you get for being bald, and unprofessional at your job.

Oh, and threatening journalists too.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

Apart from Kazuma, in fact - I'm the only one who's been killing the tree!

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:08 PM

We're in the same boat

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

Hey, the tree tried to kill me!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

YOU DID JACK SHIT!

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

I'm also infected with whatever that stuff is

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

YOU RAN OFF INTO THE CLOUDTOPS, BITCH!

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

I don't know, I'm cool with the tree personally.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

Yeah, because I didn't want my dear Minnie to die.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

But I'm not giving up yet

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

Maybe you'd know a bit about compassion if you didn't just go around killing people.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

He gave me that cool mutation, it's nifty.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:09 PM

Ha.

I knew about compassion a long time ago.

I recently tried to give it another try, even. It was a fun time. Thanks, Fish Buddy.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:10 PM

You seek to kill me for your own purposes. There is not an ounce of heroism in your soul.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:10 PM

Right here, right now; there's no compassion.

My heart died when I came into hell.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:10 PM

Well, that means you had no compassion towards Fish.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:11 PM

Was a little bit of rejection too much for you

I guess you were pretty pathetic if that alone killed your heart

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:11 PM

It's funny.

Everyone else got to live, but somehow - my crush making me punch myself in the face and being smacked over the head with a chair guarantees a ride to hell.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:12 PM

How

HOW

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:12 PM

I'm done.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:12 PM

Wow, who'd die to getting smacked over the head with a chair?

Must have been someone very strong and sexy that hit you.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:13 PM

Very true Ripley

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:13 PM

IVE DIED MORE THAT YOU FOR FORMELY CHRISTS SAKE

AND IM NOT TRYING TO KILL ANYONE EXCEPT THAT WORD SWITCHING ASSHOLE

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:13 PM

Pasqualo

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

What.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

I don't think that's what guaranteed your ride to hell, pasqualo

I think you guaranteed your own ride to hell

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Well, you're trying to kill Pasqualo.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

What did, then?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

By protecting a fucking MINION

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Oh, what the fuck ever.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

THOSE YELLOW

BANANA-LOVING

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Yeah Pascal gets a pass

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

BASTARDS

THEY DON'T DESERVE COMPASSION

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

SEBASTIJUAN WAS A SWEETHEART.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

THEY DON'T DESERVE LOVE

THEY DESERVE DEATH

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

DON'T YOU DISPARAGE HIS NAME.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

NO HE WASN'T

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

YES HE WAS.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Man, what a shit show.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

SEBASTIJUAN DESERVED TO DIE

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Agreed

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

HE DIDN'T EVEN DIE, YOU ASSWIPE.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

This guy can't get over the fact that he died like a bitch

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU, A SHEEP?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

I'M N OT SAYING HE DID

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

I DIED BECAUSE OF LUCK

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

IM SAYING HE DESERVED TO

BUT HE DIDN'T

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:14 PM

Wanna go out and grab some beers after this or something? This is ridiculous.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:15 PM

SEBASTIJUAN. SHOULD. HAVE. DIED

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:15 PM

Uhhhh odds are I'll be dead regardless unless I make it to the sanctuary

So another time

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:15 PM

Hey, @Fish Trouble... how are we doing?

Have you decided on who to root for?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:15 PM

Sure, I mean we're all already dead or something like that.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:15 PM

Yeah

But looks like I'll be dead for the 3rd time

Not even mad

At least I might go down in a blaze of glory

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:16 PM

Well, considering I absorbed the sun and all, I'm probably more alive then dead.

About that, @Pasqualo Trianglini. I do have to thank for one thing.

You made me realize how pathetic and weak I was becoming. If it wasn't for you, I probably would have faded away by now, or something like that.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:17 PM

Yeah props to you for killing the sun and all

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Mind you, that won't stop me from bashing your head in, but I thought I should bring it up.

Oh, that Yakuza guy awakes.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

the hell is going on

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Hello Kiryu

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

An ambush

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Pasqualo is going to kill himself and try to take everyone with him

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Kiryu, you may find I am not the most evil thing in this tree.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Right, we're here to get rid of the bald asshole Pasqualo, and what Baba said.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Since he's about to die anyways

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Listen, man, Pasqualo here is attempting to destroy everything in this room.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Pasqualo is going to kill everyone here

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

WHAT THE FUCK

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

Including you

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

You had better help us out.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:18 PM

I WASN'T THE ONE TRYING TO KILL THE SUN!

THAT WAS V1

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

Oh

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

Oh no, I killed the sun and became the sun.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

I got my murderers mixed up

Sorry you guys kinda blend together

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

In a way, V1 did help me a bit.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

Kiryu, did you think Pasqualo wasn't just gonna immediately turn on you

As soon as Wayne here is dead

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:19 PM

Anyways, I find it very rude of you not to respond to my speech Pasqualo. I put some effort into it.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:20 PM

i had a real moment here before with him

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:20 PM

Really?

I thought you hated murderers Kiryu

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:20 PM

Right, well he tried to shoot me in the face with a shotgun. That moment is invalidated.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:20 PM

Pasqualo was trying to kill 4 people and kill all the innocent souls in 3 areas

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:20 PM

He kicked me in the balls, too.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

Pasqualo also shot Kiryu in this tree.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

Man, talk about stockholm syndrome.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

he actually missed

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

What an asshole

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

Kiryu

He still fucking tried to shoot you

And you're saying

You had a "real moment" with him

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

Man, they aren't gonna believe you.

They're on a witch hunt after me.

I'm gonna die here.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:21 PM

Anyways, Kiryu I'm sure you're a swell guy. Help us end this bullshit and let's kill Pasquallo.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

beating up the tree first

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

The tree isn't really a problem anymore, that Altered Beast person is going to take care of it probably.

Oh, you don't understand do you?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

Kiryu

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

I understand the desire to see me ended, but at this point I am too easily slain to do much harm of anything.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

Pasqualo's trying to kill everyone here in a murder-suicide.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

The tree is gonna fucking die anyways

Did you fucking miss that part

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

Pasqualo on the other hand is currently about to kill you.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

Yeah

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:22 PM

That includes you, and the fish.

Not very spicy if I do say so myself.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

I mean, I'm also about to kill myself.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

... How does that make it any better?

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

What a shit show huh

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Agreed.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Murder suicides aren't even good

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Well, my choices as far as I can see are the following:

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

Murder suicides are boring pasqualo

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:23 PM

If you're going to do that as a murderer at least fake your death

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

You still can't even murder with class

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

i'm going to sit this one out

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Exactly

No class

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

You could also take the L, y'know.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

You wanna murder a bunch of people? Find a unique fucking way to do it

Like me

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Kill myself in a direct manner Kill myself and everyone around me You kill me Wait to die via the mark.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Just a boring run of the mill murderer

Just like King

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

I am going to die.

No matter what I do.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Boohoo.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

I made a roof vanish to try to kill everyone in the same area as me once

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

You'll be destroyed.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

King is somehow a more interesting murderer and SHE DIDNY EVEN KILL ANYONE

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

We need the help we can get.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Tell that to the people you've killed already.

And my face, too.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

SHE HAD LUCK ON HER SIDE FUCK KING THAT BITCH

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:24 PM

Fuck you. I hope your wife dies in a fire. Asshole.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:25 PM

Hey that's uncalled for

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:25 PM

I'm about to enjoy this, a lot.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:25 PM

Someone needs to take that blasted shotgun away from him if it involves overloading the thing.

I've no clue how my shotgun ended up in his hands, but I know what happens when you overload it.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:25 PM

Right, well we already know who's going to deal with killing Pasqualo.

Other ones can go ahead and make sure he doesn't do anything funny.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:26 PM

can't you do something?

You said you've been powered up!

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:26 PM

I will restrain him with my roots.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:27 PM

How about @dame da ne spy, I'm sure this'll be enough for you to be forgiven.

Not that I have anything against you, but sitting it out sounds a bit cowardly doesn't it?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:27 PM

What about Fishbunjin? Are we sure he won't try to stop us?

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:27 PM

I... am not sure what it will do.

But I can restrain it too if we deem it a threat.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:27 PM

He's really devolved into Pasqualo's pet if he decides to side with him after all that.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:28 PM

How about you give the rest of us clear passage out of the tree?

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:28 PM

That could enough, yeah.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

I don't know if that should just be a last resort, but...

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Besides, I'm sure you need to be forgiven by some people here.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Well, I'd hate to give pasqualo his 4 kills.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Not sure why they hate you, but the fact is they do.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

i'm conflicted...

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

The passage remains clear?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

Kiryu

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

I think pasqualo might try to cave this place in.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:29 PM

I know you said you had a moment with Pasqualo here

But that doesn't change the facts right now

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Kiryu, think! Pasqualo would just kill you right here!

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

He still wants to kill himself and everyone here along with him

He was going to kill you anyways

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

…

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

He needs those kills fast, and he's going to get them from anyone he sees!

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

i'm immune to bullets....

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

He'd kill Fish too, if he wasn't so useful to him!

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

fishbunjin just stares at pasqualo, tears running down his face

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

The moment you had may have been real to you

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

There's no chance that meager shotgun could kill everyone with its bullets.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Oh former god

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

But do you really think it was real to Pasqualo

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:30 PM

Right, well I doubt you're immune to explosions.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

Pasqualo is nothing but a murdering maniac

He said his heart died with him when he died before

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

There is a very good chance we're all going to die here

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

I'm just.

Buddy.

I'm going to die.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

No, that manic fool is going down and the rest of you are walking out!

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

I can't even do anything at this point.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:31 PM

This is your only chance to survive Kiryu and Fishbunjin

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:32 PM

Just fucking kill me.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:32 PM

You can lay down and die. Find some redemption in that.

Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:32 PM

Fucking kill me.

[im actually really bitter ooc about this sorry]

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:32 PM

Well, @Fish Trouble , what will it be? Will you remain Pasqualo's dog until the end, or will you take up your independence ans repent for your wrong? The choice is in your hands, or your fins I assume.

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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 06:33 PM

[i didnt want to say it because i figured it would affect the game but]

[im prob gonna be afk for rest of phase cause of that]

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 06:33 PM

(Same, I think dms will extend it. I’ll be back by 12)

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 06:34 PM

(Unfortunate but it's all good)

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:34 PM

(it happens)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:36 PM

(sorry duder)

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:36 PM

(Yeah, getting cockblocked of your victory do feel pretty bad.)

(Sorry.)

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:36 PM

(isn't that why most of us are here due to lol)

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Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:36 PM

(lmao true)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:38 PM

In any case...

What shall we do about Fishbunjin?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:38 PM

I don't know...

A wildcard.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:39 PM

Probably best to restrain him too, then.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:39 PM

I'll make sure you don't die due to him, Wayne.

Well, due to anyone.

You could use backup.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:40 PM

I appreciate the offer, especially after I tried to murder your child. But you really should focus on taking out this Pasqualo one out.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:40 PM

( @Nikola Orsinov Any comments on that?)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:41 PM

I could... use one of my actions to protect myself. It's doubtful Fishbunjin could kill anyone here in one blow under that circumstance.

God..? BOT 18-Aug-21 06:41 PM

(we'll play it by ear, but it's strongly lookin like it's gonna go long)

(in other words yeah expect an extension)

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 06:42 PM

(aight)

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:43 PM

We already have plenty of people targeting Pasqualo.

Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:43 PM

(i probably won't be available for the rest of the phase and going into next phase, i'm at a water park with maack)

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 06:43 PM

(damn say hi to fishbunjin)

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Kazuma Kiryu BOT 18-Aug-21 06:45 PM

(will do)

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 06:46 PM

(have fun dont let majima get you)

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 07:30 PM

(Ok I’m back)

fishbunjin slowly walks up to pasqualo. He then punches him. BREEEEEPPPPP BREEEEPPPPPPPP BREEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!! tears are now streaming down his face. He slowly turns back, still staring at pasqualo. He then stands in front of him, arms out, and protecting pasqualo. Fishbunjin still seems very confused and very betrayed. But at least maybe then they can have a better life in after after life together

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 07:34 PM

Loyal... to the end.

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 07:35 PM

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 07:36 PM

Remember what we decided on, everyone.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 07:36 PM

Ripley, you need make no effort to protect me now.

Pasqualo is the only threat to us all now.

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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 18-Aug-21 07:38 PM

Pasqualo feels the bruise on his face. It quickly heals, but... he'd... ....really do that?

Streams of tears fall down Pasqualo's face too.

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:38 PM

Man, what a waste.

You could've made it out alive too, y'know?

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 07:39 PM

not without him

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:39 PM

Well, that's not my problem.

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 07:39 PM

https://tenor.com/view/reggiefilsaime-not-my-problem-reggie-nintendo-problem-gif-11717218

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:39 PM

You guys know what to do, right?

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 07:39 PM

Stick to the plan.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Right.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Let's gooooooooooooo

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:40 PM

We're going to have to restrain that fish if we wan't to land something on Pasqualo, though.

I'll trust you guys can handle that though.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:40 PM

Yeah

I don't think I'll be able to survive this

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

Wayne is doing that.

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

I can handle the fish.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

BREEEEEPPPP

Ripley BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

Sean, Kyoko, Baba, just do what you came here to do.

@dame da ne spy if you want to live, you had better attack Pasqualo.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

Baba on the off chance I do die I just want you to know, I still hate you and you're a bitch

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 07:41 PM

The feeling is mutual

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:42 PM

...but youre not as much of an asshole as last time

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 07:42 PM

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:43 PM

Man, this almost warms my heart.

I'm already the sun though, so there's not much more warming that can be done there.

Well Kyoko, if you do make it out, consider hitting me up.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:45 PM

For the brief moments I've talked with you you've been alright

If we survive we can hang out

Horror Wayne Togami BOT 18-Aug-21 07:46 PM

I do not wish to harm you, fish. If anything I am trying to save your life.

Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 07:46 PM

BREEEEPPP

all he wanted was to have what others had. That was someone in his life. And everyone’s taking that away from him

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:47 PM

Yeah, yeah. We get it, the murderer is secret the victim here. We've all seen Joker (2019), we know where this goes.

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Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 BOT 18-Aug-21 07:48 PM

BREEEPPPPPPPPPPP

he wants everyone to go

he wants everyone to shut up

he wants everyone to just help pasqualo

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:49 PM

Well, how about you shut up and you show us what you're worth?

Baba BOT 18-Aug-21 07:49 PM

why would we help someone about to commit a murder-suicide with everyone here

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:49 PM

Your screeching has amounted to nothing so far.

It's only further proved you're just that guy's little pet that'll obey any orders from him.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:50 PM

Nah

He's not a pet

He's his brother

Can't break that bond

Sean Evans BOT 18-Aug-21 07:50 PM

We'll see about that.

Kyoko BOT 18-Aug-21 07:50 PM

So at this point the only thing to do is to just well

Beat them to death

I am going to beat them to death

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:03 PM

LOCK

Luci BOT 18-Aug-21 08:21 PM

Pasqualo Trianglini and Ultra Fishbunjin 3000 stand together, surrounded by those out to split them apart.

As they back into a corner, they feel something catch at their feet.

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The floor has sprouted further vines and roots, wrapping around their legs to cover their bodies, holding them in place.

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Sean and Baba advance, wielding a rifle and a ...word? respectively.

'...no. Not like this.'

Fishbunjin's arm smashes out of the wooden cage.

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He clenches his buddy's hand, before jumping out of the cage, and in front of Pasqualo.

Baba whacks him around the face with the word, and Sean uppercuts him, but...

He's still standing, powered by his devotion to his friend.

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But Ripley sneaks up from behind, tackling Fishbunjin to the floor.

Without him protecting Pasqualo, Kyoko is free to walk up to him, and start kicking the shit out of Pasqualo.

One, two, three kicks... Until Kyoko is exhausted, and Pasqualo is battered all over.

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Kazuma doesn't care about these people. He's here to kill the tree, and that's it.

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He walks up to Wayne's head, and punches it to within an inch of its life.

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...Kyoko's kicks have weakened the roots surrounding Pasqualo.

With the last of his energy, he tears apart the roots surrounding him.

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He slowly drags himself to the wall of the tree.

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He's holding something in his arms...

A shotgun.

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With every step he takes, he's pumping the shotgun.

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...after a while, it starts to glow.

A dangerous red, humming with power.

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He reaches the wall of the tree, where a large fleshy mouth gapes open.

He stands with his back to the mouth, looking out over the room.

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Catching the eye of Fishbunjin, restrained near him, he whispers something.

"...together."

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Pasqualo Trianglini topples backwards.

...from the depths of the tree, a rumbling boom echoes, followed by a resounding groan from the battered mouthpiece of Wayne.

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Flames wash from the mouth, scorching over the room.

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Most people dodge to the back of the room, escaping most of the flames.

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Ripley leaps away from Fishbunjin to get away, but Fishbunjin doesn't have time to react.

The flames consume him.

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...when the smoke settles, the tree has slumped, as if the force driving it is no longer here.

And the corpse of Fishbunjin lies next to the corpse of Pasqualo, thrown up from the depths of the tree.

FISHBUNJIN and PASQUALO are dead.

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MysteryBot BOT 18-Aug-21 09:35 PM

Ancestor Wayne moved to ???

Pasqualo Trianglini moved to ???

Fishbunjin moved to ???

Kazuma Kiryu moved to ???

Joss Whedon moved to ???

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