Trouble on the High Seas - earlog-atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:31 PM

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-----Phase 10----- ATLANTIS ATLANTIS You'd best start believing in mythical sunken cities... because you're in one! The ruins of Atlantis stretch before you across the ocean floor, this long-forgotten haven of science and culture now covered by barnacles and algae. At the centre of the city, a majestic pavilion stands, with a strange mechanism at the centre. It looks like an engine, riddled with tubes and valves, with a control panel on the front and a mighty lever next to it. There is a small stone altar here, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

Atop a ruined tower are two stone slabs, each in the right shape to act as a bed - though not comfortable ones. They each have strange symbols in the centre. On the left: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317527788507206/1Q9YIzBJHxNBjk2YAWrVfXQ.png On the right: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317549653409844/f263a73e9a501251bc446b9aeab8509cf398760b_00.png An age-dulled gold chest floats nearby. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/940358246613524500/atlantis-wallpaper-preview.png

Quagsire

3/3 HP

Vriska Serket

1.75/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

Captain Scarlett

0.75/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

Barbaros

3/3 HP

@Quagsire @Vriska Serket @Captain Scarlett @Maerk @Orla Nevvit @Koeia @Barbaros

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 09:32 PM

DANG IT

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM

KARL

Barbaros BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Oh my.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Aaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!

You were all on8oard with her.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM

OH NO THE BOAT THE BOAT

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Did you know that 8itch was going to do that????????

Wait.

Are those........

Quest 8eds????????

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:38 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Wow

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:40 PM

You.

You were on the same crew as that 8itch.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:40 PM

THAT BITCH! THE ONLY PERSON WHO GETS TO KILL MY CREW IS ME!

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Scarlett.

When we get out of here, we are going to fuck her up.

C8ptain's orders.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:42 PM

True!

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 09:42 PM

I didn't do anything!

She didn't tell us either!

I agree it was pretty rude

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:43 PM

PRETTY RUDE?

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 09:44 PM

I mean I don't know it's not nice to make assumptions

Like I'm sure everyone can just talk it out

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:45 PM

That 8itch is dead.

Karl........

It wasn't supposed to 8e like that!!!!!!!!

I was supposed to 8e the one to kill him, 8ut

I was never 8ually going to do it!

For a minute, I thought something good could happen on these seas.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:49 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:49 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 09:49 PM

I'm sure it was an accident..?

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Ughhhh just.... uhm... You said something about "Quest beds"?

What?!?!?!

No that bitch did it one hundread percent on purpouse!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:50 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Orla BOT 18-Feb-22 09:51 PM

It doesn’t look promising.

We’ll have a ‘chat’ with her once we get back on the boat.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:52 PM

She aimed right for him!!!!!!!! Not the kraken!

Orla BOT 18-Feb-22 09:53 PM

I think I can speak for most of us when I say we don’t take kindly to murderers.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:55 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from ???!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:55 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

kyedeck ---> atlantis

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Entrapta lands in the ocean, a heap of limbs and hair.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Don't tell me you just came from the ship.

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Captain, Ianis says good luck!

I think Molly's going to follow me.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:56 PM

PLEASE don't tell me that Molly can follow you.

THAT 8ITCH IS DEAD

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:57 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from ???!

Molly

1.75/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:57 PM

(edited)

Molly

kyedeck ---> atlantis

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 09:57 PM

HAHA

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:57 PM

FUCK YOU

Orla BOT 18-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Oh god

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

@Quagsire Captain. Looks like we have a situation.

Orla BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

They’re gonna kill eachother.

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

They are.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

And????????

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

(Fucking christ at least let me finish my gartic game)

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 09:58 PM

You should let me do it.

She deserves as much!!!!!!!!

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

I'm shooting you, tentacle monster. (edited)

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

[lmfao]

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Hey, who said I came here to kill her?

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

[poor superb]

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Okay so it seems like people are a little high stress right now!

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

You came here to get killed.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Nah

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Molly, in all honesty. I'm disappointed in you.

You broke Kye code.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

I don't think I was ever told the Kye code in the first place

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Words before violence.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Karl attacked me first anyways, back on the Humphrey's Dream ship

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

We talk our way out of a situation before we fight.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

They shoulda known revenge was coming~

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Entrapta does not look impressed.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

And you should've known likewise, 8efore falling down here to your death!

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Is it not enough that we have to deal with Sea Hawk up on the deck?

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Can't we just take our bone and you take whatever you wanted and we can just go?

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

What a crew we had, huh?

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

You're not going to get anywhere except for a watery grave by doing this.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Three mutineers, one dead captain, and the rest jumped ship.

8ut what have I said all along?

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:04 PM

I can only wonder why.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Strength solves all.

And the three of us who remained and defe8ed the kraken?

We're the strongest pir8s on these seas.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Uh-huh

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:05 PM

And we're a8out to claim our prize.

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Mm. Can you breathe, though?

We're underwater.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Yeah, I think I could just kinda out last you down here, I am a sea creature after all.

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:06 PM

I have a rebreather on.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Guess I'm just lucky enough to keep dodging all this water.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Molly I think we will kill you before we drown if we try.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Suuuureee~

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Yeah actually I dunno... Like I'm talkin'... breathin....

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 10:08 PM

It's probably fine y'know

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Good luck trying to kill me, but I'm pretty satisfied with getting rid of Karl anyways

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:10 PM

What the hell did he even do to you except boot you off the ship?

You've kinda got an attitude

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Let me guess.

Mutineer.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:12 PM

I don't always rebel against authority!

Maybe Karl should think before kicking someone off the ship just for walking in an area to do something in the afterlife!!

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:15 PM

GOD you're petty!

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:15 PM

He dealt 1.75 hearts to me, I dealt 1.5 to him.

Not my fault he was nearly dead~

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Should've thought twice 8efore intruding on the grownups convers8ion.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Intruding?

that conversation was done a full twelve hours before I walked into the area

i didn't even realize a conversation happened over all the alerts about people moving in and out of the ship

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Vriska i think we might nerd more damage cauculations.. how much damage could you do? I think we can take her in one swoop!

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Entrapta decides to speak.

You know, if I remember correctly - Karl was speaking with you, Serket.

Molly had mentioned Karl talking with a "spider lady".

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Hey, Scarlett? Change of plans.

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:19 PM

And the only person I can think of who that would be is you. I don't think anyone else I've seen from your crew is fond of arachnids.

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:19 PM

I need you to shoot me.

Yeah, that was me.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Yeah it was Vriska

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Um!?

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I still haven't bothered reading up the logs on what the conversation was

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Right.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I like just decided I'm probably never shooting you what why

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:21 PM

I can't tell you with Molly around.

8ut trust me!

Captain's orders.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:22 PM

I assume just shooting you is fine? Or do I have to like kill you or something

Is your plan reincarnation?!

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Well, I assume you can't do 1.75 hearts in a turn.

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:24 PM

What if I can eeh? What if I'm a deadly killer pirate lady?!

Yeah I'll shoot you then. I'll... trust you...

Vriska Serket BOT 18-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Thanks.

Maerk BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM

I assume you're gonna still try to murder Molly and you being dead is somehow related?

Captain Scarlett BOT 18-Feb-22 10:30 PM

//imma go sleep now gn yall!!!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:11 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:11 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:11 PM

What’s going on down here?

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Violence.

I believe that Serket's planning on committing assisted suicide for some reason.

And then somehow, they're planning on killing Molly after? I'm not entirely clear on it myself.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:19 PM

WOO

Nice

Sounds nice

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:19 PM

No! Not nice.

Murder's bad.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:19 PM

I LOVE MURDER

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:19 PM

NOOOOOO!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

YEAH MURDER

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

I think you should eat Vriska if she's trying to commit assisted suicide :D

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

NO!

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Like you did with John

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

And almost the arson guy before HE GOT YANKED AWAY

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Yeah!!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Well, I would gladly like to

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

She's got candy corn horns I bet they taste good

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

But I’m doing something for Cortez

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Aw dangit

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Do what you want with her body if she's choosing to kill herself. I don't think she's the sort that would want a peaceful funeral.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Could the Cortez thing wait?

Or is it urgent

I could give you a laser cannon in exchange for it

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:21 PM

I don’t think I could operate it

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

This is exhausting what the fuck is wrong with you people

1

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

The captain said fuck!

1

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

I could make one that you can operate!

Wouldn't an abyssal beast with a laser cannon be cool as fuck

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

TRUE

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

And I'll say it again if people DON'T FUCKING LEARN TO ACT LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Captain, you seem like you're about to snap.

Are you ok?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

No

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Like, are you coping?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

I’m not normal nor am I a person

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Aw.

What can I do to help?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Shut your mouth

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

No

AHAHA

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

I don't know you being there helps enough on its own

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Yeah!!

Could you ask Cortez if what you were doing was really urgent or if you could help here?

If you want to of course but the laser cannon offer is always open

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Why do you think I came down, captain?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Yeah I’ll be back

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Don't make laser cannons please

You shouldn't have fired the one

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

She still has it on her.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

I should probably kick you out of the crew huh

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:24 PM

That seems like a good idea, captain.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

rude!!

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Well, you broke the code!

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Can't a girl get revenge without being kicked off a crew

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Revenge on a fucking kraken

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Hey, didn't you just say something about having a backbone??

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

It was defending its territory

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

She wanted revenge on Karl who was on the kraken.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

They attacked me first a while ago

Wait what?

Yeah

I didn't care about the kraken

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Ergh

Fine

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Which is arguably worse because that means she was actively going against the crew's goals.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:26 PM

My bad then

But

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:26 PM

We didn't want the Dream's crew to get hurt.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Murdering is never the first option

And often times it's the last

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:29 PM

You know, captain.

I told the Dream's crew our motto a little while ago, and Serket told me hers.

It's worrying.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:29 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:29 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

What's that

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I don't think I ever heard their motto

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

"Strength solves all."

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

LASER CANNON

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

LASER CANNON!!!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

LASER CANNON

WOOOOO

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

WOOOO

AND COOKIES!!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

COOKIES

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I'll make some cookies once we're on land again!!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

YES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YEAH

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Ah the fascist crew

1

I see

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Yeah

The Dream crew kinda sucked!!

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Now you see why everybody else left.

The two left in front of us are the only remaining members.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:31 PM

They did say something about taking care of us later too, didn't they?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Uh which two

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Scarlett and Serket

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Just because they were too weakened to take us on now.

I think they oughta get what's coming to them~

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:32 PM

FOOOOOOODDDDDDSS

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:32 PM

I doubt they'll listen to talking now, and I doubt they would've even if they came for us later, after we left Atlantis with the bone (edited)

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:33 PM

You seriously think they'll come for us if we just dip

Because I doubt it

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:33 PM

They'll come for Molly.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Karl said last phase

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:34 PM

They probably won't come for us or the rest of the Kye crew, captain. At least right now.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Hmmm

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:34 PM

"We'll get them later, as long as they don't steal the beast or my wish, we can afford to let them go"

Makes it sound to me like they were planning to come after the Kye once they were healed up!

Because we wanted the bone

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:35 PM

Hm.

Captain, do you want my opinion?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:35 PM

Always

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:36 PM

This isn't the problem of the founding members of the MS Kye.

It's Molly's problem that she brought onto our ship.

And we're lucky we have the chance to deal with this here, before we have to go against our code.

Last phase, below deck, captain - we talked about trying to do the best thing we can do in the situation we're in.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:37 PM

I feel like you're implying something I'm unaware of

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Well I’ll be back later to eat someone bye

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Bye!!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:38 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:38 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:38 PM

See ya later!

personally I think the best thing to do is help me in exchange for me being alive to make more cool inventions for the kye crew (a very unbiased opinion, of course) (edited)

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Should we protect Molly, leave all three of them to fight, or fire Molly from the crew of the MS Kye?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:40 PM

You have to realise it hard for captain to turn on crew no matter how recent

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:40 PM

We protect our crewmembers, and we try to do the best we can - but is that worth sacrificing our other crewmembers?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:40 PM

But then again

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Is protecting Molly worth the very real risk of the Dream crew attacking the Kye.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Already broke what I most believe in

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:41 PM

That's what I'm asking.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:41 PM

I mean from my point of view who would you be sacrificing by protecting me in some way, aren't all of you fully healthy anyways? (edited)

From the sound of it, the Dream crew won't be around much longer

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:41 PM

[im trying desperately not to metagame here]

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:41 PM

I think keeping you on not a question about whether we have to fight other crew or not

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:42 PM

No, no - to me, the question isn't about whether we fight the other crew; because I could ruin whatever they had planned in an instant.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:42 PM

It's about what next

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Yeah.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Are you gonna laser cannon everything else you see and have a problem with

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Of course not

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:43 PM

How can we trust you?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Would you be willing to give it to me after we done

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I'm not some idiot who lives purely for causing chaos

Yes!

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Hmmm

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:45 PM

But, then the question is...

You could always just make another, right?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Well can't really make and use at same time

That give us planning time

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:46 PM

True, captain.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:46 PM

It takes a phase to charge, anyways

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Understand I overreact because I try do the right thing

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:46 PM

So I'd need to make it, then charge it, and then I'd be able to fire it, that's a whole 3 phases before I could do anything with it anyways

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:47 PM

Is complicated arrangement

Could disregard everything but then won't be able to sleep at night

Or look myself in the mirror

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:47 PM

You have to do what's right for your crew members, right?

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Of course you're right

I'm making it about me

Sorrye

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

I'll gladly hand the laser cannon over once we're done here like I said, I don't need it anymore after this anyways

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Captain, you're a member of the crew too.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

All I had made it for in the first place was getting revenge on Karl

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Remember that.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

I'll choose to believe you for now Molly

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Mm.

Molly BOT 18-Feb-22 11:50 PM

Thank you, Captain

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:50 PM

I'll be getting the bone it's in this chest correct

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:52 PM

We don't know, but probably.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Oh hey where does here connect here to all of you

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Why you ask

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Just goes back to the ship.

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Or that

Okay

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Why're you asking?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

The star wanted to know

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Why does Muskular want to know?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

I don’t know

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Well little star is fine to know

Oh wait

Forgot I can still see ship

Very nice

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Oh wait, yeah. You have the walkie talkie, captain!

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 11:58 PM

Well bye again

Quagsire BOT 18-Feb-22 11:58 PM

Surprised it waterproof

But not complaining

Entrapta BOT 18-Feb-22 11:59 PM

Those shipwrights did a really good job, huh?

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:59 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 11:59 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 12:00 AM

More like these walking talking creators

Maerk BOT 19-Feb-22 12:01 AM

Who?

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 12:01 AM

Creators of this walking talking

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 12:01 AM

True, captain!

Maerk BOT 19-Feb-22 12:02 AM

Walking and talking at the same time is difficult I have to commend them

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 05:31 AM

We have no pro8lem with any of the other mem8ers of the kye.

Our 8uisness here is first priority.

Then Molly second.

After that, we'll fuck off!

Cause clearly no-one ever wanted Karl and I.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 01:46 PM

The only reason we don't want you is because you're out here trying to off people

Is there really no way to just let this rest

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:47 PM

What do you mean "let this rest"?! She killed our Captain!

If I were to kill you right now, would it be unjustified for your crew to go after me??

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:49 PM

In my opinion, it'd be completely justified - and I think that's why you have failed as a crew.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:49 PM

Huh?!

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:50 PM

Everybody who didn't want to be with you left, and then the remains are slowly cannibalizing themselves.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 01:50 PM

I'm not saying anything about the validity of your predicament just simply giving the reason why we don't want you

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:50 PM

What do you mean?! I want to get revenge on the person who killed someone who was the closest I had to a friend in years!

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:50 PM

Exactly.

You've got to try and be patient with people - this whole thing was started because your captain hurt Molly.

I'm not saying that means her actions were justified.

There's context to the actions she did - she never told us she wanted to get revenge on Karl.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Well I dunno, to me it seems like you're defending her, even though you know what she did is really screwed up!

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Oh, yeah, we know what she did was screwed up.

It's just Kye code. Words before violence, defend your own crew, always try and do what's objectively morally good.

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 01:55 PM

Karl threatened to kill me over walking in an area where a private conversation I didn't know about happened twelve hours prior

That's equally as fucked up as what I did I think

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:55 PM

Molly, I know, and that doesn't excuse you not telling us that you wanted to kill him.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:55 PM

You killed him!

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:55 PM

If you had at least told us, we could have sorted it out and we wouldn't be in this situation.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:56 PM

He told you he'd kill you, and you actually did kill him! That's nowhere near close! (edited)

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 01:56 PM

Will say this I'm not justifying anything but

A captain should never withhold things from the crew

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:57 PM

Mm. I agree, captain.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 01:57 PM

Either way, I don't exactly get what you're trying to say here. Like... what do you expect us to do? Just kinda stand around and just do nothing about the person who killed our captain, just because you said so?

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:58 PM

Honestly, this situation has kind of caught us off guard.

So, yes.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 01:58 PM

We kind of got involved in this against our will

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 01:59 PM

It'd be nice to not have to deal with the constant threat to our crew members for once.

The difference between this time and all the other times is that our crew member made the first move, and thus the blame lies on us. We need to figure out what to do, and we've considered abandoning her.

We have a jail cell up on the ship, but I think she could just get out of that.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Hmmm

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:01 PM

It's kind of a moral sticky situation for us.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:03 PM

Yeah yeah yeah I get that. But like... since she broke your "code" or law or whatever... Isn't that reason enough to kick her out?

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:04 PM

Mm. It's up to the captain at the end of the day.

I'm aware that if we do so, we'd essentially be throwing her to the fishes in more ways than one.

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:05 PM

Here's an idea.

Why don't we leave it up to the victim to decide?

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:06 PM

Hm. I'd love to, but she already broke our trust once.

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:06 PM

Dum8ass.

I mean the one Molly killed.

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:06 PM

That's a worse idea

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:06 PM

Silly Serket, dead bodies can't talk.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:06 PM

There isn't even a body!

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:07 PM

Yeah, they're just completely gone

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:07 PM

I'm sure there's a piece of him down here.

Somewhere.

There's got to 8e.

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:07 PM

Then how do you know they're dead?

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:08 PM

I don't think it was a teleporting ray, now was it?

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:08 PM

Fufufu, maybe there is some left, but good luck finding a few pebbles in the ocean

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:08 PM

True, Molly's been pretty open that this is a laser cannon.

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Does it count as a teleporting ray if it sends them straight to hell?

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Well, anyways - I believe your actual intention, Serket, was for Molly to die. If she's still a crew member, I'm not sure if we can allow that.

Kye defends their own.

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:10 PM

Didn't I just say I would leave her f8 up to Karl?

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:10 PM

I've already offered what I can to preferably avoid getting kicked out of the crew

Why would leaving my fate up to the person I killed at all be a good idea

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:10 PM

You've crossed a line that can't be uncrossed.

And why are you talking like Karl can still make choices?

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:11 PM

It's pretty obvious they'd pick the worst thing possible to inflict on me

If you did have a way to talk to them at all

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Why are they still a crewmember if they broke your rules!

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:13 PM

They broke the rules literally last phase - and we had no clue Molly was going to do anything until she did it!

Besides this, a lot of our crew members appear to be interested in other things.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:15 PM

I'm reconsidering booting her

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:15 PM

A lot of the crew seemed to literally not care at all honestly

Did anyone even mention it on the Kye deck?

Except you

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:16 PM

Well that's something for me to work on then

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:16 PM

Ianis and Pond are messing with Koeia, Sea Hawk is attempting to set ships on fire, Dodo seems to be spacing out more and more recently, and well - Maerk and Orla are already down here, but they aren't the most active of people.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:16 PM

That looks bad on them not good on you

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:16 PM

fair

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:17 PM

Suppose there's Muskular too, he's also going along with Ianis.

It doesn't help that our co-captain resigned out of the blue.

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:17 PM

well, like I said, I'll gladly give up all my weapons and stuff once I'm safely back on the ship

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:17 PM

Well Muskular we already know agrees with us it's the reason he got kicked off

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:18 PM

Yeah.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:18 PM

Or prevent 2 more murders on our name by kicking you off now

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:19 PM

Captain, in the hypothetical where they do end up killing Molly, would we retaliate?

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:20 PM

If she's part of crew probably yes if not no

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:20 PM

And that's what it boils down to.

It's not "Do we want to protect Molly?" or "Do we want to kick her out?"

It's "Do we want to compromise our values in fighting a war that someone else started?"

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:22 PM

If I do die, you don't have to retaliate

It's not like I'd be around to thank you for it or anything, fufufu

You could just put it all behind you and leave and my spirit would be none the wiser

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:25 PM

So you're saying you're fine with us not fighting for you?

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:26 PM

Yeah

Barbaros BOT 19-Feb-22 02:27 PM

Aye, it is one thing I never got about your crew. You take people on for no real reason and then act like you have an obligation to protect them.

At least I'm promising compensation!

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:28 PM

Hey, @Captain Scarlett, I have a request to make.

Molly BOT 19-Feb-22 02:28 PM

I'd prefer something while I was still alive rather than fighting for me after I'm already dead if you were going to do anything about it

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:28 PM

Blame Ianis.

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:29 PM

If anything happens to me 8efore you shoot me, I need you to do something with my 8ody.

Barbaros BOT 19-Feb-22 02:31 PM

Really, I think you should all be worrying less about these three and more about the treasure before you, hoho!

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:31 PM

um, what is it

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:31 PM

Oh, trust me, I'm working on it; Barbaros.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:32 PM

Kindness is a real reason

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:32 PM

Actually, I'll tell you at the end of this phase.

Barbaros BOT 19-Feb-22 02:32 PM

W-well. You all certainly are very kind!

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:33 PM

Thanks, though. You've 8een a good crewm8.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:33 PM

Though I'm still leaning towards kicking Molly out

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:43 PM

That's concerning

Vriska Serket BOT 19-Feb-22 02:44 PM

Oh, don't worry!

I'm not going anywhere yet.

This captain's not a8andoning what's left of her crew.

Captain Scarlett BOT 19-Feb-22 02:46 PM

I'm not entirely sure what your plan is but I'll stick to it I guess

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:48 PM

C'mon man

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:50 PM

Captain, why can you suddenly speak really good english?

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:50 PM

I get better when I focus

Entrapta BOT 19-Feb-22 02:50 PM

Ah, I see.

Quagsire BOT 19-Feb-22 02:50 PM

And I haven't had a moment to relax

MysteryBot BOT 19-Feb-22 04:04 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 19-Feb-22 04:04 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 19-Feb-22 04:06 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 19-Feb-22 04:06 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

King Harkinian BOT 19-Feb-22 05:39 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 20-Feb-22 11:48 AM

UNLOCK

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 04:50 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 04:50 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 04:50 PM

I AM BACK

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 04:51 PM

Hey! (edited)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 04:53 PM

Greetings!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 04:55 PM

What do you want.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 04:56 PM

Oh just doing things

she gives an unsettling grin

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:00 PM

You know I thought I'd had more to say but I really don't

I'm gonna need some time to think when I'm back on the ship

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:01 PM

Well, have fun with thinking

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:02 PM

I won't

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Cool

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:02 PM

It's not cool it's actually pretty sucky

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Yeah. That’s why it’s cool

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:03 PM

I guess I shouldn't expect you to contribute anything that isn't patently childish

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:04 PM

WHAT

EXCUSE ME? I AM THE ABYSSAL BEAST! I AM ANYTHING BUT CHILDISH

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:05 PM

And yet you act that way

Says more about you than anything else really

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:06 PM

it glares

YOURE JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU ARENT AS POWERFUL AS I AM

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:19 PM

Funny how the first thing you chose to respond with is the most childish rebuttal in the book

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:19 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WELL I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:21 PM

Koeia, we've been thinking this whole trip on our ship - we would like not to think for once, but here we are.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:22 PM

So? It’s not like I really care

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Of course you don't.

And that's what makes you a child.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:25 PM

I don't know about that just the way you choose to respond to things

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:25 PM

We've been trying to care for other people this whole time, taking some time to think for them.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:25 PM

Coulda just said nothing

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:25 PM

If anything, having to think about this is a burden.

It's not fun, but somebody has to do it.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:26 PM

We'll talk about it on ship okay

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:26 PM

Mm.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:26 PM

And that’s why I don’t think about things. Why even care about people?

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:26 PM

I know I keep dragging you into conversations but you're probably the person I trust the most

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:27 PM

Because if I don't, what was even the point of getting on this ship in the first point, Koeia?

Scratch that - what was even the point of leaving Beast Island, and getting a ship to come to this archipelago?

I could have just withered away there alone. But I didn't. Because someone needs to care for the people that need caring for.

Even when times are tough, like now - I never give up.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:28 PM

At least you'll always have a support network

That's something

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:28 PM

That's the spirit of the scientific method! Try, try, try again! Record your experiments, see your failures, and if you persevere hard enough, eventually you'll succeed.

And... yeah.

That's part of why I came on this ship, come to think of it.

I wanted a support network to rely on, to lean on. Because my past ones certainly haven't been any good. (edited)

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Bit more arsonist methinks

Hehe

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Well, I still find it’s better to rely on yourself. You can do whatever you want then and no one really cares what you do then

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Haha, you want to know something? I've only really interacted with Sea Hawk for a couple siege plans! We're honestly acquaintances, and it was a surprise to see him aboard the Kye.

Still, it's better to have him than not to have him.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Well

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Everybody has something they're good at.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:31 PM

That remains to be seen

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:32 PM

REALLY? DIDNT HE TRY TO BURN DOWN YOUR SHIP?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Well. Yeah.

Doesn't mean his life doesn't have worth.

And it doesn't mean he can't change either.

We've set something in place so that he's not going to burn down our ship or any other in the future.

At least while he's still a member of the Kye.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Let's hope

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Mm, let's hope.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:34 PM

I still don’t see the purpose of keeping someone that is bound to kill you.

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 05:34 PM

(I'm just going to say this now because I'm wildin: he never actually tried or intended to burn down your ship)

(But you don't need to have that knowledge in-character)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:35 PM

[by your ship do you mean the kye? or the ghost king]

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 05:35 PM

(The kye)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:36 PM

People can change, and they can grow. I've said this.

First impressions aren't everything.

One of the best people in my life was the leader of the Horde. I suspect you wouldn't like him very much, but he was... the best way to put it would be an industrial warlord who attempted to suffocate the life from the land.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:37 PM

OH NICE

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:38 PM

I didn't learn this until a good bit into my relationship with him, but... he was only doing what he did in an attempt to get back at the rest of his species. Turns out he was a bit of an outcast... in a good way, I mean.

The rest of his kind couldn't really feel emotions, so he told me. Obsessed with order.

And I think even the rest of his species could change. It'd be hard, you'd have to put a lot of effort in, it'd take a lot of time, and it would arguably be more trouble than it was worth - but you could change them for the better.

Comparatively, a single sailor who's obsessed with razing ships to the salty seas doesn't seem like that big of an issue to me.

People have reasons for doing what they do. They might not be reasons you agree with, but they have reasons.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Can only imagine what you've seen

And you seem very young

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Oh, I've been around.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Still. What about all those lives then? And what about if they change back. And kill you in an instant? What then?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Entrapta gestures with her hand to Quagsire.

That just seems like fear to me, Koeia.

I mean, I could throw this drill into Scarlett and Serket, fire my laser goggles at the drill, and explode it - killing them both in the blink of an eye.

I don't, because I've got better things to do.

People generally operate off of logic.

Why risk the amazing crew and support network I have on an idea that personally, I'm not that interested in - and would honestly only take if pushed?

Take Sea Hawk, for example. He's not going to light a ship on fire if he knows he's going to be thrown in the brig if he does.

The threat should be enough to prevent him from doing it - and if it isn't, we have a way of making sure it never happens again.

It's basic cause and effect.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:46 PM

HE LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO BURN OUR SHIP DOWN

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:46 PM

And he lost a finger for it! There were repercussions!

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:47 PM

If I got what I wanted it would’ve been much more than a finger…

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:48 PM

And that's where personal morals come into play.

The Kye protect each other - that's why Ianis hooked Sea Hawk back to the ship.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:49 PM

I still don’t understand why. Why someone would want to protect or even help a killer?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:49 PM

Because he's a crewmate.

That's enough for a lot of us.

It's like being family.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Because you don't have to be one and we're trying to make him not be one

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:50 PM

…

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Easier within the crew than outside of it

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:51 PM

And what then? All those lives that they killed and they just get to get away with things and get to have a happy ending?

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

Ah yes all the 0 lives

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

No-one kills for the fun of it.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

I wasn’t talking just about him.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

Well, except that genocidal green guy.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

I do.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

Shrek

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 05:52 PM

8ut for most of us? Every fight, every death, is the culmin8ion of every part of our rel8ionship with that person.

No, he's white.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:53 PM

(PFFFTTT)

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 05:53 PM

(xarlable)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:53 PM

[LMAO]

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:54 PM

Well, I’m not like most of you

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 05:54 PM

hey vriska will you stop wanting to kill me if i make you an airfryer (edited)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:56 PM

I mean, the question you have to ask, then, is: Has the murderer in question already received repercussions? Have they repented for their actions?

That's the basis of law.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 05:58 PM

The only repercussions would be death

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 05:58 PM

From a certain perspective, living with the knowledge of having murdered a lot of others is worse than death.

As a punishment, I mean.

You don't have to think while dead, because you don't exist - unless, of course, you believe in some sort of speculative afterlife. On the other hand, while alive; you're haunted by the emotional ghosts of those you killed.

At that point, it kind of comes to a crossroads - do you want to own the mistakes you've made in life, or escape to a death you no longer exist in?

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Death is the only way you can guarantee it won’t happen again.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Unless there's an afterlife.

In which case, it very well could.

You would inherently be placing the lives of countless people on a gamble.

[god im thinking big brain philosophical talk here]

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:03 PM

You still baffle me.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Well, I've explained the best I can.

[wait i just realized i explained pascal's wager LMFAO]

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:05 PM

(PFFFTTTT)

(This is just pasqualo and fishbunjin again confirmed)

I even then don’t see how you should care for the lives that aren’t yours. Even then, care for those that aren’t a benefit to you.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Well, somebody has to give the hand of kindness to another.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Do they though?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Honestly?

Those unrel8ed to the murder shouldn't intervene.

What right do people have to judge the feud 8etween two people if they were not affected?

I can judge Molly, and so can Karl, 8ut I wouldn't expect the rest of you to.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:18 PM

OK - so, I highly doubt you have heard of the business principle known as "networking". It's when you become acquaintances with another person in an attempt to gain benefits that you wouldn't have otherwise got.

If you want a cool blueprint for a robot, but aren't skilled enough to think of one yourself; the best thing to do is ask someone you know. This is where you call on friends or acquaintances with the knowledge to deal with the issues that you know about.

I'm going somewhere with this.

If you connect and network with more people, you can outsource tasks to other people who can deal with the issue much easier. For example - as much as you are amazingly cunning underwater, you wouldn't last a second in the sky.

If you were coming up against some sort of issue that was in the sky, it would make sense to call on the Kye for that - even if we're not the violent sort, it might be an issue that we could solve.

Which brings me round to my point.

All lives are benefits.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:22 PM

When and why would I even come across an issue with the sky?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:22 PM

If you attacked us right here and right now, you would have a problem with the sky.

Also, probably birds.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Well, right here and right now, it’s an underwater problem and I can just go deeper underwater

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Mm. We're in your territory right now.

But that's not the point, you're nitpicking at a specific example.

OK, then. Here's something that might hit closer to home.

What if you want cookies? It would only make sense to have a friend who's a good baker to be able to cook those cookies for you, right?

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:24 PM

COOKIES

Well, they have a benefit. But there are still tons of lives that don’t bring benefits.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Well... hm. This is difficult to put into words.

The people who don't directly bring tangible benefits, like cookies for example, help in other ways; like emotional support.

Your baker friend wouldn't be able to make cookies if they were feeling bad and couldn't get out of bed, right?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:27 PM

That's not what the fish is saying.

You're not friends with everyone.

You can't 8e!

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 06:27 PM

(you could try)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Some lives are going to 8e harmful to you rather than helpful.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Oh, I'm not saying that - but we can at least try and be neutral.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:28 PM

(we already did that in catbox)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:28 PM

And before you start poking holes in that methodology - I know that by being neutral, it means people are still going to get killed.

It happened recently, with your captain; even, Dream crew.

But if we're friendly and at worst neutral, it means that we're likely going to be left alone instead of directly targeted. Which means we don't get involved and those on our crew don't get hurt.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:30 PM

Exactly!

Those who kill and get killed are their own 8uisness.

Two competing wills, up to each other.

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(I was referring to myself)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Sure, when a 8ig 8ad comes along and starts wrecking shit, someones gotta stop him.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Problem is, Molly's part of our crew at the moment - which means that we're not being left alone right now. We're being directly targeted. And sure; she's getting the repercussions of what's coming to her, and realistically she's been nothing but aggressive - but on the other hand, she is still a crew member; and as already said, we consider our crew members to be family.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:33 PM

H8ven't I already said I'm gonna leave her alone?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:33 PM

I don't know what the captain's opinion is on Molly still being in the crew, but if she is - then I believe we're most likely going to retaliate. If she isn't; we'll continue being neutral, same as always.

Yes, but needless to say; sailing the seas has left me with a healthy distrust of anyone who's not my crew.

Everybody else seems to be out to stab each other in the back.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:34 PM

As it should

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:34 PM

I have to ask, why? She joined you rather recently, and you guys seem to not like her too much. To me it seems more like you consider her "family" just because she's a part of your crew (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:35 PM

8elive me, I know that full well!

8ut I'm actually trying to go against that, for once.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:35 PM

We gave her a task to prove herself and she passed it.

To throw her out would invalidate the effort she put in to pass that task.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Huuuh?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Hasn't she already invalid8ed that herself, 8y 8reaking your code?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:37 PM

If you were asking me? Yes. I honestly don't want to harbour her anymore because of that laser blast - it's against the Kye code, yes. At the same time, if there's anything I don't want to risk; it's the Kye getting targetted.

You seem to be wanting us to throw her out of our crew, and you're promising that you won't hurt her. If I take your words at face value, and assume you're not lying to me; how do I know that Molly won't just attack you anyways?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Oh, I'm just testing your ideals.

I don't care what you do with her.

I don't care a8out any of this any more!

All I want is to finish our crews o8jective.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:40 PM

You're not the only one.

Trust me, my crew's objective was scrapped not soon after we landed at our first landmass.

Now we just want to have an adventure.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Well I dunno I'd rather she pays for it... in some way

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:40 PM

At least I found what I was searching for.

Entrapta eyes the engine on the podium.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Scarlett, after we're done here, you don't have to stick around. Me and Karl will 8e leaving, you can do whatever you want.

You're free to do as you wish to Molly. I won't stop you!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:42 PM

W-wait a seC. (edited)

1

//DUDE

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:42 PM

[A SEX?]

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:42 PM

//DUDE PLEASE

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:42 PM

(TYPO IN THE GROUP CHAT)

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:42 PM

So you're leaving me, is what I'm getting

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:43 PM

You're free to come with us!

...I'm still not sure how we're getting there.

8ut if you have anyone you wish to return to, you can follow us.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:44 PM

What?

Did you get enlightened or something? What are you on about?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:44 PM

You could say I had a revel8ion.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Uh what's happening exactly

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

God, what?! One second we were talking about how Molly is an asshole for killing our friend and now you don't care and are....I dunno ascending????? What even- what are you talking about

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Sounds like Serket might be doing something crazy.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Crazy how

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Yeah, ascending is what I'm doing, 8ut that's unrel8ed.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Crazy bad.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

I'll explain after this!

Just stick to the plan.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:46 PM

What are we gonna die or something

I'm not getting involved just so you know

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Oh, and if I die 8efore this working, I need you to put my 8ody on the yellow sla8.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:47 PM

What if I'm just a little too confused and don't shoot you now? "I fear what I don't understand!" she says in a proud tone, waving her arm about

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:47 PM

No, but...

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:47 PM

I'm getting the bone and whatever happens I'll assess after we're out

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Argh.

Captain, we gotta decide now.

Is Molly still on the crew? Yes or no?

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Why should we decide now

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Because I have no idea what Serket is doing.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Look, if you don't want me to kill molly, can you make sure she doesn't like.... kill me atleast?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Evidently, it doesn't involve Molly's death, but it might happen... soon?

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. @Molly do you still want me to eat serket for the laser cannon?

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM

WHAT?!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM

What.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:49 PM

YOU SEE????????

YOUR crewmember!

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Hey I was just told this wayyyy before hand

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

I asked them for that earlier when you guys were both saying i was DEAD

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Uh huh

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

???

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

And you see I’m asking again if you changed your mind

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

I guess you shouldn't do it then (edited)

I don't trust either of them though

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

After this, I can protect you a lot easier!

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Alright

Can I still have the laser cannon

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:51 PM

maybe later

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:51 PM

No

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:51 PM

it glares

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:51 PM

sorry!!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Vriska PLEASE tell me what the hell you're about to do! I dunno what your plan is but mine is to get back to Pandora to find Captain Blade's lost treasure, and i like..... I dunno what you wanna do! What does "you're free to come with us!" MEAN, where are you going??? Like... hell?!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

[shes going vriska mode]

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Alright so if we all just stand down maybe it can all just end here as a momentary never to be repeated lapse of reason

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Captain, that's not going to happen.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

[insane]

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:52 PM

The time for words has passed.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

What why-

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

I'm not getting involved in either side and I'm advising you do the same

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Well, I’m not involved in this anymore

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Oh, trust me, I'm not.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

You guys have fun with your killing or whatever is going on now

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:53 PM

I still don't agree with your current opinion, though.

Because given you're saying nothing about it, I'm assuming Molly's still on the crew. That's a pain to deal with.

Molly BOT 20-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:55 PM

I can only wonder what the hell is going on on the Kye.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:55 PM

The only way she's not getting kicked off the next opportunity I get is if no violence takes places right here at this spot

Her current punishment is our lack of support in this engagement

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Actually not too much

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:56 PM

How about that.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:56 PM

You can get wherever!

Pandora, wherever the hell that is, will 8e just a moment away.

What I'm a8out to do isn't really rel8ed.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:57 PM

So you're waiting for her actions here and now, captain? ...I think we should do it sooner, but I at least understand and respect your point of view.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 06:57 PM

8ut I need to get Karl with me for this to work. (edited)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:57 PM

For now, though. I need to get this engine hauled.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:57 PM

I like to believe in at least one second chance obviously that's gonna rely on what's happening here

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 06:58 PM

I'd say you've always been the optimist on our crew, but that'd be a lie.

Because it's Ianis.

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Don't know how he does it

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 06:58 PM

How!!!

Quagsire BOT 20-Feb-22 06:59 PM

I always thought I was very unaware and very simple but my mind feels bogged down by all this captaining

It's a strange new feeling

One I hope has an end

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 07:00 PM

That's the feeling of responsibility, captain.

And me too.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Just shoot me!!!!!!!!

You'll see!

I can't explain 8ecause you won't 8elieve me.

And 8ecause if it goes wrong, I don't trust someone not to sa8otage it.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Oh so but I'm supposed to believe that shooting you will solve like anything!

Which I do... but still!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 07:02 PM

If I 8elive I can 8ring Karl 8ack, doesn't it stand to reason that I can 8ring myself 8ack?

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 07:03 PM

God you're not making sense I think I'd shoot you either way

I'm kidding! I'm kidding...

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 07:04 PM

I like to think that I've earned some small amount of trust.

As the two remaining mem8ers of Humphrey's Dream, we gotta stick 8y each other.

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

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King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 08:22 PM

First off, Quagsire and Orla make for the chest!

Quagsire cracks it open, but gets buffeted by a water current and can't see what's inside!

Luckily Orla's there, and she looks in...

Out comes one of Barbaros's bones!

Orla can't find anything else of value nearby, though.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/945053402033959032/Screen_Shot_2022-02-20_at_3.24.37_PM.png

Koeia swims around, looking in the chest and everywhere else for something.

...It doesn't look like she finds it!

1

Then, Entrapta makes for the large mechanism.

She puts on her goggles and pores over it, utterly engrossed in the fascinating ancient machine!

As she inspects it, she slowly seems to gain an understanding of its history and purpose... as well as precisely what it does!

Her eyes go wide.

She tries to look for a way to remove it, but it's too big! And she realizes that it would no longer work if it were removed anyway.

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 08:40 PM

Then, Vriska goes on the hunt.

Her eyes light up - she sees a few fragments of the statue that was once Karl!

She collects them in her arms... and begins to make for the stone beds atop the tower!

But she's stopped in her tracks when Molly shoots out a mechanical arm to grab her!

1

Molly pulls her in and restrains her with her squid arms ‼️

The fragments of Karl fall out of her hands... and, as if pulled by some force, they fall down to the crow-emblemed altar below.

Scarlett's not sure what to do, but she knows Vriska told her to shoot her!

So she pulls out Greed, aims down the sights -

Entrapta, momentarily breaking from her reverie, tries to throw a robotic hand in the way of the shot!

It doesn't reach in time!

1

Scarlett fires!

BANG! (Somehow you still hear the shot underwater.)

But wait...

As everyone looks at what happened, Molly's still holding Vriska... who's still fine!

1

What happened to the gunshot? (edited)

Down on the ocean floor, Maerk is clutching his arm!

1

He dove in front of Vriska and took the bullet!

1

Luckily he avoided the incendiary damage, since... they're all underwater.

Molly looks viciously at Scarlett like she's intending to do something else, but she's too busy holding Vriska!

So is that it?

Not quite...

Something's happening at the altar.

The fragments of Karl start to re-form!

There's not enough for him to be complete, but...

One of his eyes blinks open - aware!

An arm is there... but it can't lift! He's somehow invisibly bound to the altar!

Karl is in limbo between the living and the dead!

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:27 PM

(edited)

Quagsire moved to kyedeck

Vriska Serket stayed here.

Captain Scarlett stayed here.

Maerk moved to kyedeck

Orla Nevvit moved to kyedeck

Barbaros stayed here.

Entrapta stayed here.

Molly moved to kyedeck

Koeia stayed here.

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MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 11----- ATLANTIS ATLANTIS You'd best start believing in mythical sunken cities... because you're in one! The ruins of Atlantis stretch before you across the ocean floor, this long-forgotten haven of science and culture now covered by barnacles and algae. At the centre of the city, a majestic pavilion stands, with a strange mechanism at the centre. It looks like an engine, riddled with tubes and valves, with a control panel on the front and a mighty lever next to it. There is a small stone altar here, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

Atop a ruined tower are two stone slabs, each in the right shape to act as a bed - though not comfortable ones. They each have strange symbols in the centre. On the left: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317527788507206/1Q9YIzBJHxNBjk2YAWrVfXQ.png On the right: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317549653409844/f263a73e9a501251bc446b9aeab8509cf398760b_00.png An age-dulled gold chest floats nearby. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/940358246613524500/atlantis-wallpaper-preview.png

Vriska Serket

1.75/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

Captain Scarlett

0.75/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

Karl

VIEWING ONLY

Entrapta

3/3 HP

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

Barbaros

3/3 HP

@Vriska Serket @Captain Scarlett @Entrapta @Koeia @Barbaros

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 09:29 PM

DANG IT

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Well that didn't go quite how I expected it to.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Well, looks like the captain's off. Doesn't matter anyways.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

8ut it worked out, at least in part.

Hey, Karl.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Turns out I have what I'm here for.

Can't remove this thing from the ground, but what I can do is turn it on.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Can you get 8ack to your ship?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Unfortunately not.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Shame for you, 8ut good on us!

No more Molly.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:31 PM

I'm sure the captain will take care of it.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:31 PM

I don't really care what happens to her, as long as she can't interfere.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Seems like you have quite the plan. Thing is, I do too. Let's hope they don't interfere with each other.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Just keep your hands off of Karl and the quest sla8s.

@Karl can you speak?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I can promise that much, at least.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:33 PM

@Bones

Bones appeared from ???!

Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:33 PM

(edited)

Bones

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Who the hell are you?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

oh my

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Oh, hey.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

it really is as beautiful as they say

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Bones, right? I think I saw you on the Ghost King once or twice.

How did you get down here?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:34 PM

i swam

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

...you know what, that makes sense. You're a skeleton, of course you can't breathe.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

WHO JUMPED INFRONT OF MY GUN

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Maerk.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

WHY

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

He's back on the Kye, now.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY DO THAT?!?!?!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Knowing him, he didn't want Vriska to get hurt.

He has a strict "no killing" policy.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Ughhhhhhhh!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

SHE WANTED- UGHHHHH

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:35 PM

I told them all not to intervene!!!!!!!!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

have any of you seen a time machine down here

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Can't say I have.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

ALSO WHY IS MOLLY STILL MESSING WITH US

THE HELL DID WE DO?!?!?!?!?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Cause she's a 8itch.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

it must be hidden away real good then

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

This time I'll kill myself, so no-one can interfere.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

i'm going to ask some of the locals

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

GOD I'm actually just shooting her

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Also to stop you losing more health I guess.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

maybe they'll know something

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Wouldn't say she's a bitch, Serket; as much as she's a liar.

And a murderer. Can't trust her, period.

Once I activate this mechanism, I'm getting back on the Kye and if the captain hasn't already dealt with her, I will.

And maybe they will, Bones; maybe they will.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Bones swims over to a skeleton lying against a barrel.

hi how are you

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Entrapta presses her fingers against her forehead. Air's running low, so I have to do this fast.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:38 PM

...

i think he's ignoring me

how rude

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Dang, that's a shame.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:39 PM

is that big mechanism not the time machine

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Nah.

Want me to tell you what it does?

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:39 PM

As much as I'd like to off her myself, I don't really care enough to chase her.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:39 PM

what does it do

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:40 PM

So, if I make a few minor adjustments in the control panel here - and pull this lever...

All of Atlantis - and the landmass around it - should rise, returning to its former glory as an archipelago.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:41 PM

what

no way

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Now that's some weird puzzle shit right there!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Now, I can't promise anyone who's down here will be safe... hence why I'm giving the warning now.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:42 PM

We don't exactly have any way to leave.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:42 PM

as awesome as that sounds i don't think that was mcafee's escape plan

so there must be something i'm missing

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Ah. Looks like you should probably... uh... rough your way through it, then.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

what are those slabs for

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

I'll 8e fine! Dying's my goal, anyway.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

I'm going to swim and get back on the Kye the moment I flick the switch.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Scarlett may have a rough time, though.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Mm.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Ascension!! (edited)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Yeah, you might not be fine, either.

Can't tell for sure if the slabs will make it, myself.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:44 PM

ascension?

tell me more

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:44 PM

That's what happens when you're making a whole landmass rise from the seabed.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:45 PM

In past experience, it doesn't really matter if the sla8 gets destroyed along with the player, as long as they 8oth happen at the same time.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Huh. Sounds like you're good to go, then.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:45 PM

are you trying to die on that thing

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Yeah.

The question is, who gets the other sla8?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

i was about to ask you the same thing

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

I'm not really sure what Karl's deal is, he can't move from that altar.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Right - then I think I'm going to flip the switch and head off. Plan sorted.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

You know what.

Hey @Captain Scarlett, wanna 8e a god?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Might be a case where the altar's keeping him regenerated.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:46 PM

waitwaitwait

are you telling me anyone can just die on those things and get god powers

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Could have to wait for it to finish the process before he can move.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:47 PM

I.... Have no fucking clue?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:47 PM

it can't be that simple

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Why not!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:47 PM

8ack in sgru8, each player had their own quest 8ed, and dying on that would get your tiger.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

do you recognize the glyphs on the slabs

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

8ut I have no idea if this is even a session!

The yellow one is Light, my aspect.

The red one is Time, 8ut there's no time player here!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

did you just say

time

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

...yeah????????

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

oh my god

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Well it's TIME to...... I.. I dunno...

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:49 PM

i'm going to shit out every one of my bones

this is it

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:49 PM

It's not a fucking time machine, dwee8.

Whoever uses it pro8a8ly gets time powers though.

8ut that might not be time travel specifically! It depends on your class.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

i forgot you're not an esteemed detective like me

let me elaborate

this was mcafee's plan all along

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

...John?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

yeah him

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

8ec's fucking dad?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

uh huh

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:51 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

0/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:51 PM

(edited)

Karl

davyjones ---> atlantis

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Karl!!!!!!!!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Karl!!!! (edited)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

why are you so engrossed by the statue

i just solved a mystery here

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Yeah, back to the topic at hand.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Ratio'd!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

fuck

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Karl's alive!

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

(Well... not entirely.)

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:53 PM

//

(edited)

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 09:53 PM

(Refer to the end of the previous rollover)

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:53 PM

//he's more alive than he was before

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Ok, Karl's clearly having some issues speaking.

What's the fucking deal with John then?

Karl BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Aaaalright what the fuck

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Time traveller, right?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

yep

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Hi Karl!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Hey, Captain <3<

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

he was trying to go to atlantis this whole time

Karl BOT 20-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Hello, been enjoying yourself Scarlett?

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Huuh?

Not exactly

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Why the whaling and capturing Koeia, then?

Was he trying to find different methods to go this far underwater? Did he believe that she knew?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 09:55 PM

he probably needed them to get past the kraken

catch monsters to fight the monster

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Ah, you know what - that makes a lot of sense.

And belated greetings, Karl.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Didn't they kill that guy though?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:57 PM

They did, they did.

But this was what he was aiming for, I think.

Karl BOT 20-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Alright, someone give me a tldr, I am not looking through this slog of a history

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Honestly I have no fucking clue. (edited)

I spent all of last phase trying to get you 8ack.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:58 PM

TL;DR from when you died, or TL;DR of what's happened so far this phase?

Karl BOT 20-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Ah, yes, that explains a bit.

From when I died, I was occupied having a tea party with a prominent political figure.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Got it.

So, Molly's still at large.

Last phase, she tried to bribe Koeia into attacking Serket - which Koeia revealed at the last second.

Molly proceeded to grab Serket while Scarlett shot at Serket (It's a long story, your crewmates can explain it to you.)

Captain Quagsire was going to kick her from the crew if she tried anything violent that phase, and now she has - so no doubt the captain's coming up with some kind of punishment for her.

Oh, right. The reason Serket isn't dead or suffering from a massive bullet wound in her chest is because one of my crewmembers, Maerk, took the hit. Maerk, like a lot of my crewmembers, is a bleeding-heart pacifist and refuses to see people get hurt. He took the hit so that Serket wouldn't die.

Apart from this...

Well - I'm assuming you know why my crew was down here in the first place. We've been looking for the bones of this old captain called Barbaros. We found the bone down here, and so most of us went back up to the ship - but I stuck down here because of something much more important.

Entrapta gestures to the mechanism in front of her.

With a few adjustments, and a pull of this lever - I should be able to send Atlantis (and the landmass around it) back up, floating onto the ocean. I'm going to do this at the end of the phase, and I've told your crewmates but - you had all better prepare for this. It'll be a bumpy ride.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:05 PM

I'm sorry but please tell me that I'm not in the wrong for thinking this "Maerk" is a DUMBASS

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

He's a weakling.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

do you need help dying

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

The final thing I can think of to mention is this ascension Serket keeps on talking about - evidently it's connected to dying on those slabs on the ground there. One is connected to Light - Serket's "aspect" - and another to Time. From what the skeleton says, John McAfee wanted to come here for the Time aspect slab.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

oh hey fish

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

I believe that's all of it.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

mcafee update

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Hi

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Hey, Koeia.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:06 PM

What?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

i figured out his plan

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Oh, and Maerk is not a dumbass, by the way.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

YOU DID?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

yep

all by my lonesome

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

WHAT IS IT??

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

He's a valued member of the Kye crew, in my opinion.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

well it's complicated

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Yeah, I'll talk a8out that more freely now that Molly isn't here.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

first of all he probably captured you to use you against the kraken

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

The whole last phase we were talking about how Vriska wanted me to shoot her and he ruined our plan!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

he knew he couldn't take that thing down on its own

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Honestly, if Maerk didn't do it - I would have.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

What the hell is the issue with you people?

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Im not gonna do anything to him but I will think of him as a- WHAT WHY

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Can't you let a girl die in peace?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

No, sorry!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:08 PM

yeah let her die jeez

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:09 PM

This is what happens when the ocean becomes violent, and we can't do our initial crew objectives!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:09 PM

CLEARLY you're not "neutral" if you let your crew members thwart our plans, and ruin them yourselves!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:09 PM

(catbox 2)

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

We focus on being friends with other people, and keeping other people alive; and doing what this weird skeleton captain we found on a deserted island told us to do!

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Nerds.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Nerds!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Yeah, you're not wrong!

Better to be a nerd than to have most of your crew leave you, though.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

"

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

You won't even let people die if they want to because of your reasons that you're the good guys and want to help!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Yes!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:11 PM

That's kinda selfish!

Asshole behaviour even!

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:11 PM

And what are you going to do about it? Shoot me?

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:11 PM

What??

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:11 PM

Well, you said I'm being an asshole by being nice to other people and trying to keep them alive!

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Against their will!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

i thought she said she ascends after she dies though

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Oh entrapta I have a question. It looked like you were looking at the machine thing. Do you know what it does?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Yeah.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Vriska CLEARLY had/still has a plan to stay alive

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Long story short - makes Atlantis an island.

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Ah

So not a Time Machine

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

it's not the time machine if that's what youre wondering

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Nope.

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

and you'd ruin it for selfish reasons because you don't want people getting hurt!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

that's up there

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Huh

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

He points to the slab.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

That's not a time machine gog damnit!

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

The slab?

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Yeah, if you die on that slab - you ascend.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

ok whatever

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Huh

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

I'm guessing that means you get time powers or something.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

but it would have given him time powers

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Also didn't I tell you that sla8 was reserved for Scarlett?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:14 PM

which is why he wanted to come here in the first place

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Can't you be like actually neutral and let us do our thing?

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:14 PM

CAN YOU GIVE ME THE FULL STORY

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Also this is true!

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:14 PM

well i already gave you most of the story

but there were some other details i picked up on

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Well, I am.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

i know why he was so cocky

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

I've already decided what I'm going to do this phase.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

he wanted to be dead

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

WHAT

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

I'm gonna switch that lever down, then go back to the Kye.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:15 PM

but you skeletonized him

not only did he join our ranks but his corpse is now scattered into a billion pieces

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

WHY DID HE WANT TO DIE?

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

and thus it would be near impossible to revive him with the slab

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Oh that

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

for the same reason vriska does

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

You better not intervere any of you or I'll like... I dunno at that point I'll just shoot people

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Welp. Glad I ate him

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:16 PM

me too

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Alright have fun arguing I’m heading back up

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:17 PM

cool

tell the crew

Koeia BOT 20-Feb-22 10:17 PM

I will

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 10:17 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:18 PM

i can help kill vriska if you want

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:18 PM

Nah, I think I've got it sorted.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:18 PM

although a slap from my bony hand underwater will do little more than tickle

Captain Scarlett BOT 20-Feb-22 10:19 PM

//Gtg tag me in any messages I might wanna see u know

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:19 PM

(ight)

these slabs intrigue me

i want to know more

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:21 PM

[sudden realization that the time slab in this is probably the same slab as in rotr2]

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Bones swims over to the time slab.

like

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:21 PM

(YEAH LMAO I WAS THINKING THAT THIS MORNING)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:21 PM

what if i just lay down here

and plucked my own head off

rendering me dead by your standards

would i turn into god

let's find out

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:22 PM

I mean.

The presence of them here is very concerning???

It implies that we're in a game of sgru8.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:23 PM

what the hell is that

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Which is a whole 8ag of gru8s in itself.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:23 PM

I don't even know what that is.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:23 PM

I do NOT want to explain.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:23 PM

i'm a detective miss

you better explain or else

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Long story short, it's the videogame 8y which reality propog8s itself.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:24 PM

what the hell that's sick

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:25 PM

That has interesting implications.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:25 PM

does that mean none of my actions have consequences

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:25 PM

It has a whole load of confusing and dum8 rules, 8ut what you need to know is that everyone who plays the game has their own mythology cre8ed for them.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:25 PM

[wait this phase is just Homestuck Chat]

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(LMAO)

Part of that mythology is that in some way, every player represents one of the twelve fundamental aspects of reality.

And 8y dying on your quest 8ed or sla8, you can unlock powers rel8ed to that aspect.

Entrapta BOT 20-Feb-22 10:28 PM

This has troubling implications given the database trawls in the past I've had on lasagna and its relevance to religious cults.

Anyone can really wield that power, huh?

Not something I'm personally interested in, but I see the allure.

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:29 PM

No!!!!!!!!

You have to 8e a player.

And I'm not sure what the hell is going on here.

8ut if this is a session, its the weirdest one I've ever seen.

Considering none of the other stuff applies, I'm guessing that these are just two sla8s consumed 8y the 8lack hole.

They should still function fine, though.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:33 PM

so i can't get god powers from this thing

is that what i'm hearing

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Honestly, it's pro8a8ly just cause you're already dead.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:38 PM

well i can die again to test it out

(Bones plucks his head off like it's second nature, and collapses on the slab.)

(...)

(Nothing happens.)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:48 PM

(Someone approaches in the distance.)

(It's swimming towards the group at Mach 5.)

(Is that...)

(A WEASEL?)

(It creates a current in the water that miraculously reassembles Bones from head to toe perfectly!)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Hopy shit.

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 10:54 PM

oh i'm back

i don't feel anymore timey than before

which means you must have reassembled me after i died

thanks

i didn't even warn you about that silly me

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 10:59 PM

(I'm fucking dying)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 11:03 PM

(cool make sure to lie down on your bed first)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 11:16 PM

(btw @Captain Scarlett the above events indicate that it is NOT safe for you to die on the slab)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 11:16 PM

(I'm. assuming it's safe for me??)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 11:16 PM

(yeah you're a homestuck)

Vriska Serket BOT 20-Feb-22 11:17 PM

(lmao sorry liv for almost getting you killed)

Bones BOT 20-Feb-22 11:18 PM

(it's ok you had no idea how we were designing this part of the game which is why i had that whole spiel)

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:48 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:48 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:52 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:52 AM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:05 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:05 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:05 AM

@Barbaros where is the location of the next bone?

Barbaros BOT 21-Feb-22 03:06 AM

Well, no one really listened to me when I said it, but there should be one in that town nearby! I'd suggest asking around!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:06 AM

Alright cool.

Bye

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:06 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:06 AM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from ???!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

@Noah

Noah appeared from ???!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from ???!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

skateboard

VISIBLE it's a cool-ass skateboard.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

@Twig

Twig appeared from ???!

Twig

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(edited)

Twig

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

@Molly

Molly appeared from ???!

Molly

1.75/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(edited)

Molly

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 AM

YO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 AM

CHEERS BASTARDS

PARTIES HERE

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 AM

Fufufu!

(all of them are offline right now lol)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 AM

GODS this place is BIG.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 AM

(Let’s go)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 AM

(they'll respect our coordination when they get up in the morning lol)

1

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 AM

I have done what even Utnapishtim could not!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 03:53 AM

I know we're here fer business but this is a pretty sight ta' see.

Hell of a lot better than New Zealand, that's fer sure.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:54 AM

This isn’t even the prettiest place.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 03:54 AM

what happened to Old Zealand

did it sink too

...or did it float away, maybe...?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 03:54 AM

We don't talk about Old Zealand.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 03:55 AM

so it DID sink!!!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:55 AM

…

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from ???!

Maerk

2.25/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

Hi!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from ???!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> atlantis

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 03:58 AM

Hullo

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 03:59 AM

Oh hey ye two.

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 03:59 AM

They wanted to come down here.

The star should be here soon.

I'm only here as a bodyguard.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 03:59 AM

Yeah... speaking of.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:59 AM

Hi

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:00 AM

I think Maerk's gonna try ta' interfere with what's about ta' happen again.

Prevent him from doin' so if ya could.

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:00 AM

I realized.

That's why I'm here

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:00 AM

Thank you

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:00 AM

It's easier than just trying to convince him, im better with actions than with words

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:00 AM

Thanks

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:01 AM

Fer how much talkin' a lot of others do, I can appreciate that.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:01 AM

it is a pleasant change of pace yea

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:02 AM

Thank you(?)

I don't know. That's just how it is

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:02 AM

Wh!

I would do...

No such thing

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

Uh-huh

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

After what ye did last time?

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

Maerk. I love you but you are terrible at lying

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

it glares

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

(according to dnd stats he has a +11 to lying you absolute fool but yeah)

WEll mAybe

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

what did Maerk do the last time I think I'm out of the loop

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

(PFFTT)

Try to stop people from murdering each other

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:03 AM

(Shhhhhhhh This is an AU ignore her shit insight)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

THEN GETTING SHOT

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

you all were informed of the shocking discovery i made here yes?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

Jumped in front of a shot aimed at Vriska

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

Yeah. Swam in front of a bullet. I don't want it to happen again

What's going to happen is going to happen

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

which discovery it sounded like there were multiple

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

im FIne!

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

mcafee’s whole plan before he died

i unearthed it

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:04 AM

oooh? exciting!!

unfortunately we uh. could not glean it from the man himself

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

NO YOU ARENT

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

You might be able to take one shot but there's a whole crew after them now.

You won't survive, and I can't let that happen.

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

anyhow there’s no time machine as i’m sure the fish has told you by now

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

Yeah

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

What

Time machine

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

I think i get all that now

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

I must be out of the loop

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

I’ve told them everything

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:05 AM

I CAN Heal Myself right now!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:06 AM

Then do that instead of gettin' yerself hurt again.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:06 AM

YES PLEASE

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:06 AM

he was gonna use that weird slab up there to get god powers and then dip out of this time period

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:06 AM

ooh, this one I actually know!! McAfee was a time traveler and was headin here, presumably to time travel again

oh right and the god powers yea

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

What

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

Yeah, Bones, I don't know if you've picked up on this. We're here to stop Vriska and Scarlett from gettin' those god powers.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

yea it's pretty NUTS!!

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

The more I learn the less I know, I'm realizing. (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

And then STABBED AND PUT ME IN A CAGE TO FIGHT THE KRAKEN

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

who said anything about scarlett

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

you and me both Orla

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:07 AM

all she got is hurt

she can’t get god powers

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:08 AM

Yea I think Koeia said somethin about Scarlett kicking the bucket if she tried to use em

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:08 AM

Yeah

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:08 AM

Wh

Theres prerequisites to getting god powers?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:08 AM

apparently Serket already HAD god powers at some point? but?? lost them???

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:08 AM

Eh, no untied loose ends and all that

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

Yeah

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

I don't know how you lose god powers when you HAVE god powers but it be how it do

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

(~~ah so it does follow Homestuck more closely than I'd assumed~~)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

~~(oh no is this lore accurate)~~

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

(i tried to make it as lore accurate as possible)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:09 AM

(homest

)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

(~~of course John McAfee's a player, his name would fit the 4/6 or 4/7 trend of the humans~~)

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

(BINGO)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

(AAAAAAAAAAAA)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

Well uhhh didn't the thing I do stop her from getting those god powers

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

(wait does this mean... Jean Laffite...)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

So it was worth it.

And you can stop bullying me!

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

Wait. Does she need to die to get god powers

That's confusing

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

Yeah I do appreciate that but I’m still upset you got hurt

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:10 AM

(lafitte is exempt from the homestuck afaik)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

Yes

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

Oh

Then why are you all killing her

Seems a bit counterproductive innit

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

Cuz she'll come after us anyway, wouldn't she?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

she has to die on a specific slab of rock

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

Yeah

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

It's just tyin' up loose ends.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

her powers sound very convoluted

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

We’re destroying the slab first

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:11 AM

cool as hell, but convoluted

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:12 AM

Oh. That makes sense

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:12 AM

It is

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

well good luck with that

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from ???!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

(edited)

Muskular

ghostdeck ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

Hi

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

I have arrived!

Sorry..

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

i kinda wanted to see the god powers but it appears i have been overruled

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

Hullo, Muskular. I was wondering when you'd get here

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

I was hit with a little delay!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

No problem

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

I've seen what happens when men are allowed power too great for their hands.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

You’re here now

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 AM

Yep!

What did I miss?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:14 AM

Our cool entrance

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:14 AM

It wasn't as cool as it could have been considering our targets aren't here right now.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:14 AM

Took too much melatonin

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:15 AM

Well... I'm here now!

So everything's okay!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:16 AM

Yeah

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:16 AM

So, from what I'm gatherin'... It seems that the sun bed is the more important target! Those of you who're workin' on that front, consider doublin' down on that target, if the first doesn't succeed in dealin' with it! The time bed was intended for McAfee, who's no longer much of a concern!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:17 AM

Huh?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:17 AM

Can they only use the sun bed?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:18 AM

That's what I'm gettin' from their conversation!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:18 AM

Huh.

So I guess it's weighin' the odds they're right about only being able to use the one vs. the odds that we only need one of us to destroy each. (edited)

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:21 AM

i thought those slabs were interesting at first but they’re actually kinda stupid and lame

1

we should look at this city-hoisting machine instead

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:21 AM

Yea these slabs do seem kinda like not much now that I'm looking at them

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:21 AM

it’s much cooler

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:21 AM

Entrapta's got that covered, far as I'm aware.

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:22 AM

how so

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:22 AM

...so she is gonna pull it, yea?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:22 AM

As in, she'll be hoistin' the city.

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 04:22 AM

k

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:22 AM

Where did the idea of "dying to gain powers" come from?

I don't see any sign of that down here!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:23 AM

(~~do i havve to lecture you about this great wwebcomic called homestuck again~~)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:23 AM

(yes)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:23 AM

(AAAAAAAAAAAA)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:23 AM

(homestuck objective lecture round two)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:24 AM

(~~they already did that just read up fool~~)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:24 AM

(damn)

So...

What I'm understanding

Is that I don't understand

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 AM

Yeah

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 AM

Wow this is anticlimactic! (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 AM

They’ll realize our terror soon!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 AM

This is still the preamble, amigo. The curtain's merely raised.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 AM

Actually want to see me practice?

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

No I meant how this situation is nowhere near as dire as I thought it was

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

Well

It will be

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

So it’s only Vriska that’s a concern?

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 AM

And only one of the beds?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:30 AM

Might dispute the first point, but from my perspective, the second is dead on, 'less McAfee finds a way back from the grave...

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:30 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:30 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:30 AM

IM BACK

See

Threatening

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:31 AM

Didn’t seem that threatening

Also you didn’t see anything new up there, right?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 AM

I suppose it's possible that they could scheme somethin' up there that we should be aware of...

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 AM

Oh you know what else is threatening

YOU DIRTY LITTLE LIARS

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 AM

What?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 AM

What's the matter?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

MAERK, MUSKULAR, AND ORLA ARE PLANNING ON STOPPING US

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

What

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

WHAT?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Really now?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

I TRUSTED YOU

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

I

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Koeia

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Excuse me?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

YOU DIRTY LIARS

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Hi hello what?

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

And tell me how exactly we’re gonna do that

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Ugh, again with this...

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Why would we do that

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

where did they even find time to discuss that

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

Cause you don’t want us to kill

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

Cause yer hearts are bigger than yer brains.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

Literally at most, we said we’d try to talk things out

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

I'm on your side. I don't want Vriska to get any god powers either

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

Nothing about full on intervention! (edited)

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

I never said I didn't want to kill.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

well i thought maybe it would be a good idea,

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:34 AM

What in the WORLD did you overhear Koeia???

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:35 AM

To me, it depends on the situation. Sometimes it needs to happen

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:35 AM

Ok. I’ll be back

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Where are they even getting this- okay

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

if it's any consolation Orla I did not get any double-crossing vibes from you

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Oh. Thank you

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Yeah I didn't either

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Did you get any from me?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 AM

ᴹᵘˢᵏᵘˡᵃʳ ᶦˢ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

Dang

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

kind of a flip-flop with you Muskular

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

I AM NOT A FLIP FLOP!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

I know, you are a star

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

It's as Twig said, you're a little bit "sussy" I'm afraid.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

but like a star with a flip-floppy demeanor

yea sussy

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

Eh?!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Welcome back

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Ok yeah it was just try to talk about it first

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Oh.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Thanks Koeia

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Alright, that's better.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Yeah that’s better

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Ok maybe I was a wee bit quick ta' vindict.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

Glad you almost endangered our lives

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 AM

I was almost worried for a second.

This is not where I want us to die.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 AM

Same!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 AM

I was maybe a little too quick on that

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 AM

Indeed!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 AM

I mean i dont know its an alright place to die

Very pretty down here!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

It’s all water under the bridge now, so it’s fine!

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

I mean, sure, but don't you want to live a bit longer?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

What do you mean there's no bridge down here

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

We still have a lot to do.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

It’s a phrase!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

I still value the alliance. I am not some murder-crazy villain who would set aside my plans out of spite for those who would attempt to stop me!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

A saying!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 AM

Yeah sorry about that. I think that was instinct

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

Wow koeia you're saying sorry?

Thats very kind

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

WHA

NO

I JUST

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

Murder-crazy villains are nerrdsss

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

Yer doin' good with the standin' yer ground thing Maerk.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

IT WAS THE WRONG REASON FOR WANTING TO MURDER YOU

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 AM

Thanks Koeia!

Sure… (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 AM

AAAAA

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 AM

Thanks Demomam

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 AM

Anyway, there are times when ye should not stand yer ground. Such as when you will get very hurt tryin'ta.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 04:44 AM

mhm!!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 AM

That kinda sounds like a threat but I’ll assume it wasn’t supposed to be!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 AM

We just don’t want you guys to get hurt

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 04:46 AM

I... alright

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 AM

Is this why I was evicted from The Ghost King all that time ago

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 AM

THAT WASNT MY CHOICE

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 AM

Ehe!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 AM

We did that cause we didn't want ourselves to be hurt.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 AM

It was just a little joke!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 AM

it glares

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 AM

It’s fun bringing up old memories like that!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:49 AM

I LITERALLY TRIED TO GET YOU BACK ON THE SHIP BUT APPARENTLY YOU DIDNT NEED IT

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:49 AM

Yeah ye seem to be doin' quite fine for yerself.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:49 AM

Well that’s cause I didn’t need it!

You said it yourself!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:50 AM

THEN WHY WERE YOU COMPLAINING SO MUCH ABOUT IT

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:50 AM

At what point?

Times change!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 04:51 AM

Well ye still seem to be a little salty about the whole thing.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:51 AM

Nah!

Not at all!

Especially not enough to go prancing around your ship while basically no one else is looking!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 AM

Oh I did see that too

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 AM

I said hi to Aura

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 AM

Yeah

STILL I WAS TRYING TO SORT IT OUT

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:53 AM

Nice sorting buddy!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:53 AM

YOU DIDNT WANT IT ANYMORE

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:53 AM

That’s cause I didn’t!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:54 AM

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL SO UPSET ABOUT IT

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:54 AM

I’m not!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:54 AM

YOU SURE SOUND LIKE IT

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:54 AM

What makes you think I’m upset?

I don’t think I sound upset!

Unless you want me to be upset?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 AM

CAUSE YOU JUST DO WITH BRINGING IT UP (edited)

NO I DONT WANT YOU UPSET

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 AM

Aww

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 AM

WAIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 AM

That’s a very friendly thing to say!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 AM

NO

LOOK I WAS TRYING THE BEST I CAN AND YOU JUST SEEM TO BE SHOVING IT IN MY FACE

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 AM

Apologies if that’s how it came off!

I just didn’t want to cause another whole repeat discussion!

And I had the Ms Kye anyway!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:58 AM

You just did

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:58 AM

Hmm?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:59 AM

This. This just seems like a very similar conversation

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:59 AM

I meant the actual conversation about letting me into the boat! Not about the event as a whole (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 AM

it glares

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 AM

It’s a slight difference… but an important one!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 AM

Not really

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 AM

Yes really!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:01 AM

Yknow I think We should just drop this!

Its fine!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:01 AM

Yea!

Maerk’s right!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:01 AM

Anyways koeia you're cool and muskular the shark likes you i think

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:01 AM

WELL HE CANT SEEM TO RECOGNIZE I WAS TRYING TO HELP AND THEN KEEPS RUBBING IT IN MY FACE

AAAA

NO

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:02 AM

I know you were trying to help!

Also thanks for trying to help

Appreciate it!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:02 AM

Muskular gets caught up on semantics; makes talkin' to him difficult.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:02 AM

I know I keep saying I live for the drama but that was a bit much

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

YOU DIDNT SEEM TO APPRECIATE MY HELP A WHILE AGO.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

oh gods please

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

Was there really drama there?

I didn’t see any!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

are you taking the piss?

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

No..?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 05:03 AM

At this rate they won't even get to see our cool entrance

It'll be too drowned out by all this

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:04 AM

Did you say a cool one liner?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:04 AM

Not really but we all came down at the same time.

That takes coordination.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:04 AM

yea we all stood there very ominously for a bit!!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:04 AM

Ah, I was gonna say if you said anything special, you could just reference them to that

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:04 AM

the looks on their faces will be epic

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:05 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:05 AM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:06 AM

we can just tell them about you're entrance im sure they'll be properly impressed!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 05:06 AM

admittedly I was a bit too distracted by all the, uh, tech to come up with any one liners (edited)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 05:06 AM

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-futo-wtf-microwave-gif-8086528

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 05:07 AM

I’m purple by the way

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:08 AM

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6625ec28fa741c6047f72c27c424081a/f94c6fcdf2dcb45c-12/s500x750/e2deaef821bf42ebd58cb2e6971782251ad43a40.gif (edited)

(us pullin up to Atlantis)

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:32 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:32 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:39 AM

//billion messages! //can I get a tldr? i know if i die on the slabs nothin happens

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:39 AM

(We pulled up in sync and it was awesome)

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Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:39 AM

(This)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:40 AM

(we may or may not be here to kill you)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:41 AM

//?! why!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:43 AM

Well look who finally 'turned up.

Sorry to crash yer party, but we can't let ya get on that slab.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:44 AM

Big fish you should eat Molly and steal her cannon it Would be awesome.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:44 AM

Nope

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:44 AM

Darn...

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:45 AM

Hate to break it to ya but Molly's with us now.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:45 AM

You're outnumbered, outgunned, and out of options.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:45 AM

At this point I don't care who's with who I'll put lead through her head at some point

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 AM

Not going to happen

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 AM

That might be a wee bit of a problem for ya.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 AM

Did you guys like hear about the stuff she's done

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 AM

Yep

Pretty cool

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 AM

Eh, what did she do?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:47 AM

She killed our captain and screwed up our plans last phase so I'd love to get back at her

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:48 AM

Right. Ye do realize that she's not the only one that wants'ta screw up yer plans aye?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:48 AM

Smirk She's swapped crews twice now, what makes you think she won't jump the ship the first opprotunity she gets?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:49 AM

Says the self-proclaimed backstabber. What do you of all people know of loyalty?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:49 AM

Didn't that skeleton say the bed doesn't work with me? I'm kinda done with these beds

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:49 AM

Yeah. But you still want to gun down Molly

And we can’t let you do that

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:49 AM

And if ya had the time I'd expect ye to go after us too.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:50 AM

It'd be cool but long ass sigh there's like fifty billion of you!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:50 AM

There are indeed it gives an unsettling grin

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:51 AM

If I see her on her own I'm deffinetly shooting her that's for sure, other than that I can't really do anything

What are you guys here to do anyways

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:51 AM

Oh just a few things

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:52 AM

A touch of sightseein', ye could say.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:53 AM

I wish atleast one of you could say something OTHER than a vague oneliner!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:54 AM

If it makes you feel any better I'm, not in favour of this...

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:54 AM

guys come on

You!!!! Dude what the hell!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:54 AM

Come on lass. 8 pirates turn up armed to the teeth and say they're gonna stop yer plans. What do ye think we're here for?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:55 AM

I didn't want anybody to get hurt!

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:55 AM

I don't know?? Like steal treasure or something?

Vriska literally asked me to shoot her!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:56 AM

Really, I'm quite thankful ye did that, Maerk. Imagine if ye hadn't, then she could've gained these godlike powers with no one stoppin' her!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 05:57 AM

I don't think anyone should be shot, even if they ask!

Plus I thought it would somehow make it easier for her to hurt molly

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 AM

Do you guys have someone that would actually get those powers? Like I know not just anyone can, If they could I'd already try to off myself on the time one

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 AM

Nay.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 AM

Or.. No way are you just gonna kill yourselves on them one after the other to see if someone gets it

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

WELL YOU GOT SHOT

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

Yeah no sounds funny go ahead

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

How stupid do ye think we are?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

Hmmmm

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

We're not here to get these powers for ourselves. We're here ta' stop them falling into the wrong hands.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

And none of us are interested in the god powers

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

Oh what?! What wrong did we do?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 AM

You committed the horrible crime of being cringe

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

Just shut up

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

Yer a bunch of crazy bastards that abandoned yer crew and threatened to kill all of us.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

You do indeed want to hurt Molly

And that

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

You literally talked about plundering our ship while fighting that kraken.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

Our crew left!

And who threatened to kill you?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

You guys did

On several occasions

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 AM

What?!

Pfffsh, Well I didn't!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:01 AM

Plus, there are reasons why your crew left

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:01 AM

I cannot sit idly by to see someone disrupt a natural order with thy time abilities.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:01 AM

I'd rather not have the woman who wanted to become the greatest pirate in the seas and conquer everyone get god powers

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:02 AM

God I think my ears are all clogged what'd ya say?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:04 AM

'twould seem that ignorance is thy specialty.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:05 AM

Either way, I dunno what to do here since we're kinda stuck here

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:05 AM

You are indeed stuck in a situation

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:05 AM

Yeah you're not gettin out of this one

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:05 AM

are you you sure you can't just, promise not hurt anyone...

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:06 AM

Like they would keep that promise

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:06 AM

I mean I sure can! And it would be a bad situation if I did so I wouldn't do it, but like they'd believe me

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:07 AM

Maerk. Anyone could just lie about that, and Scarlett is quite literally a self-proclaimed backstabber, there is exactly 0 reason to believe a promise she makes (edited)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:07 AM

Either way I can't travel with you since some tentacled idiot would just try to kill me

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:08 AM

Well I think she has every right to and she’s not an idiot SHES MAKING ME A LASER CANNON

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:09 AM

Fufufu, you're awfully funny, calling me an idiot?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

Yeah I guess I shouldn't, trust her...

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

Well…

They could make a promise.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

Hey, that’s good that you’re learning!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

And I could help enforce it, actually.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

Oh, LEFT, DID WE?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 AM

Do ye even have what ye'd need to do that ritual?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

HI twig!!!

Did you not get on?!?!?!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

Wait Scarlett said the crew LEFT??

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

All I would need is a piece of meat, and something to cut it with.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

I was NEVER TOLD YOU WERE SETTIN SAIL

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

I GOT KICKED OFF FOR LITERALLY NO REASON

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

And I happen to have a blade right here.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

What?!?!? I'm so sorry!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

Serket and Karl told me to stay off the ship while they had a private conversation and set sail without sayin a word

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:20 AM

I still have the meat you gave me

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

Beard guy i'm not traveling with you since I'd get killed

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

And then y'all did the same thing to Miss Bec. Not cool!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

Do you think that's not happening anyways

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

You would not need to travel with anyone.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

That's fucked up!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

Like I thought the writing was kind of on the wall here

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

What?!?

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 AM

The Lord would ensure you do not act for evil, not me.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

Yeah you did just leave them

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

I didn't know that, I always just got on out of intuition

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

Scarlett have you not realised Karl and Serket are a bit nuts (sorry Vriska you're still cool) (edited)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

Hemorrhaging crew members like mad all across the sea. Inigo, Molly, Twig, and Bec all had their run-ins with our ship.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

They kicked out Molly arbitrarily and tried to kill her

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 AM

I'd still want to defend myself since you guys wanna kill me aparently

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 AM

Depends if you're on board with Serket getting her god powers back

You keen for more backstabbing, or are you actually dedicated to your crew?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 AM

Well. I’m not dealing with this right now. she curls up on the ocean floor, falling asleep

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Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 AM

What's left of it, anyhow....

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 AM

If you allow this ritual and promise not to seek such omnipotent powers as this, no harm will come to you.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:24 AM

WEll if we did this it sounds like we wouldn't yeah so that's great let's do this!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:24 AM

Exactly.

This does not have to be a fight to your death if you do not wish for it.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 AM

(hell now I wanna draw this)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 AM

Huh, well if Cortez is okey with it.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 AM

I doubt she'll take you up on this, Noah... But I won't stop you from offerin' this last chance of reprieve.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 AM

I believe Noah is aware of what he is doing.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 AM

Captain, we might wanna stick around here to make sure the job is done before we get going.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 AM

I'll add some caveats to our movespecial to compensate.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 AM

Aye, good idea.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:42 AM

//I'm back! in school so expect 45 minute segments where i dont respond

Well I didn't know you all got abandonned!

Don't put me in the same bag with karl and vriska when talking about getting abandonned! Deffinetly not my doing! If I were Captain this would not have happened! She says proudly

But I mean... If Vriska already... uh.. Y'know like she can actually get those powers, and nobody else we know can, I think just letting her do that is better.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:46 AM

No way, she's even more crazy if what yer sayin' is true.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:47 AM

But like what else are you gonna do, y'know?

I think it goes to waste if nobody takes it!

Oooh also, you guys wanna kill me too??? Well like I'd rather not die so I'm asking.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:48 AM

Honestly we thought you were tryin' ta' get these powers too.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:48 AM

Isn't possible, from the sound of the talks.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:49 AM

Well if I could I probably would've atleast tried to convince you!

Prepare a presentation about "Why Scarlett SHOULD be trusted" and the such

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 AM

I think it'd fall on deaf ears.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 AM

But I mean I can't get them so...

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 AM

Captain, are you sure we don't wanna just stick a sword through her and be done with it?

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 AM

You are avoiding my offer.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 AM

DUDE

What EXACTLY is it

Cuz I still wanna shoot someone if they shoot me!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 AM

I'll give Noah a chance first. If she's under an oath at risk of being smote in its violation, we can focus our efforts elsewhere.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 AM

What did I even DO to warrant being killed on the spot!!!

I helped kill the huge monster gurading this place, I'm nearly DEAD for doing so, and all I get are death threats!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 AM

This is an assurance for the rest of the world. If you accept my offer, you will make a promise not to assist Vriska in gaining these powers. I will make the same promise, and make a cut unto a piece of meat- not that of yours, to be clear. From there, you can do anything, and go anywhere, so long as you do not help Vriska attain these powers. But should you assist her regardless, The Lord will make sure you are dead before you can act.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 AM

I want to help vriska she's my friend!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 AM

If only you'd've let us help, instead of worryin' about us "stealing your kill" or whatever, much quicker and safer work could've been made of it...

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 AM

[Hey, be smart here, yer dead otherwise.]

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 AM

And that is why you are threatened.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 AM

Maybe I could convince her to leave this be atleast for now!

Again, I dunno their deal with that! I wanted help!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 AM

You could both make the promise and be done, but your words are increasingly diminishing the little trust I hold in extending this offer. (edited)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 AM

Would making that promise mean I can't help her with this never ever?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 AM

(it's late I'm go to bed)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 AM

//gn!!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 AM

With this, yes.

(Goodnight!)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 AM

Well in that case I'd rather not!

like... god what do you think I can do? I'm close to dead anyways

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 AM

I see.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 AM

I suppose I can respect ye for stickin' to your ideals, but there is a price to pay for it.

If ye give this up, ye can walk away with your life. There's plenty more adventure in the sea.

If not...

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 AM

Wait there is still an issue

How the hell do you expect me to get out of here? (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 AM

Ye could take the Kye out, I guess.

They're the pacifists here.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 AM

Oh they're still here?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 AM

Yeah, right above.

There's a few of em down here with us too. I'm sure they'd be happy as a bunch o' clams to save ya.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 AM

Noah nods.

I do not wish to see you done in. I understand the desire to help someone return to their old strengths. But such power as your friend seeks nearly invariably begets corruption, and such corruptions have afforded untold destruction time and time again.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:38 AM

I'll talk to Vriska about it..

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 07:54 AM

Scarlett, please just work with Noah, nothing good can come out of this any other way

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:55 AM

No

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 07:57 AM

shark equivalent of sad Noelle face

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 08:00 AM

(relevant)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 08:03 AM

(why has this come back to haunt me)

Orla BOT 21-Feb-22 08:04 AM

(It is the best image)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 08:33 AM

//WHAT

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:00 AM

So this is what I get, huh.

For a 8unch of empty threats and promises.

Whilst others around me fight and cheat and lie, I do nothing 8ut make grandiose gestures.

And when I thought I was finally alone with the few people who might care a8out me, I decided to actually do something good!

8ut no.

Apparently we don't deserve a happy ending.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:05 AM

Ye want us ta' believe you had good intentions with whatever powers yer tryin'ta get here?

Yer reputation precedes ya, lass.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:06 AM

My reput8ion????????

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:06 AM

Your assumptions precede her.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:06 AM

Wh8t have I even done????????

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:07 AM

Let's start with threatenin' ta kill all of us and plunder the Ghost King. (edited)

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:08 AM

When was this? I must apologize, but my brain has been rather shattered lately.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:08 AM

Are you de8f????????

Scarlett said that, not me!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:09 AM

She did eh?

Funny, she pinned that on ye.

So who do I trust here?

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:09 AM

Oh, that would most certainly track with her behavior!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:09 AM

I EXPLICITLY said that I was going to focus on the kr8ken, then come 8ack to team 8ack up with our remaining crewm8s.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:09 AM

Trust the one that played by the rules, not the one with the... laser, I think it was?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:10 AM

8esides, she said it ONCE. In real pir8 terms, that's 8arely a joke, let alone a plan! (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:10 AM

Ta' be fair I got this information relayed to me by Koeia, and she's sleepin' right now.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:10 AM

Koeia, famously trustworthy.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:11 AM

What the hell do ye know about trustworthy?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:11 AM

You mean the one who teamed up with Molly to attack me last phase, then 8ackst88ed her own crewm8 by revealing her plans in the open? (edited)

I have given every 8it of energy in my 8ody to get my captain here. I gave our ship to kill the kraken. I 8rought him 8ack to life.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:13 AM

Yeah, and now yer on the verge of gettin' just what you want.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:13 AM

I think I know more a8out trust than the rest of you, who claim to 8e dedic8ed to each other 8ut can't even agree on the tr8or you let into your midsts!

I never knew this was down here!!!!!!!!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:13 AM

That doesn't show yer trustworthy, that shows yer smart.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:14 AM

What would I even stand to gain from that?

I had no idea this sla8 was down here!

Hear what I said to 8ones. This place doesn't even m8ke sense!

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:17 AM

Alright, alright, let's get this all straight now. Normally I absolutely hate explaining things like this to humans, but it seems like we have the time, don't we! As far as I'm concerned, the only one loyal and true in these waters is the one who fought against and with me, and proved strength of self and bonds. You have absolutely no right nor to slander my co-captain, and I swear, you're lucky I can't leave this damn stone after your ignorant display! What Vriska wished for didn't need me to exist, and yet here I am, what in the worlds could prove you more wrong?! (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:19 AM

So ye two are at least trustworthy ta' eachother. Great work.

I've listened to enough bastards talk high and mighty in me lifetime.

Yer still a threat to us and everybody else in this bloody ocean.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:20 AM

You know what?

You really want to know what?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Yer gonna tell me anyway.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Who said I would?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Just the way these things usually go.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Now I might not do so, for comedic effect.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:22 AM

That would make it so I don't have to listen to more morals talk, ye should do that.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:22 AM

Hey, who said that's where I was going with it?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 AM

I guess ye could threaten me too.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 AM

I could also make a reasonable proposition, you humans love that, don't you?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 AM

Honestly if yer not gonna spout some trife about honor and whatnot I'll be happy ta' listen.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 AM

Look regardless of what happens with Vriska and Scarlett I am still entirely on board with exploding Karl again

I am not human luckily so I am immune to your reasonable propositions

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 AM

Ugh.

Yes. We are.

And that's the whole point!

He's the only one I care a8out on this whole goddamn ocean.

I don't care a8out any of you!

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 AM

I'm sorry, why am I getting exploded again? And who are you to try?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 AM

Why would I 8other getting to the god tiers just to wreak havoc on your pathetic little ships?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 AM

okay see that's what we're taking about

That is a concerning way of expressing how you wanna use those powers

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:26 AM

You just don't get it, do you?

It's not for some grand design!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:26 AM

and I already figured that part out after getting ABANDONED AT PORT

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:26 AM

Humor' me lass, what do ye want with a power like that then?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:27 AM

I HAD all the power I ever needed, and it got me nowhere!

All I want is to finish our o8jective.

All I want is to leave.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:27 AM

What do ye mean "leave"?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:27 AM

(ok I am legitimately sorry about that I thought you were getting on the ship akfkskfwk)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 AM

does your objective require becoming god

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 AM

Ye could've "left" at any point over the last few days.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 AM

(that is very funny)

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 AM

We have people we actually care about, you know. We have lovers, fathers, and friends waiting for us outside of here. Vriska has to fix her wings, and this is the only way for her to return.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 AM

(HHAHAHAHAHAHAH you and Karl went back on deck to have a private conversation and told me to stay in town til you finished BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK TO TELL ME YOU WERE LEAVING DJDBNDND)

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 AM

With that sentimental bullshit out of the way

Can you all please kindly shut the fuck up and let us do our thing?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 AM

Here I was hopin' for a reasonable proposition.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

I don't get what your opposition is.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

It's getting more unreasonable the longer you fight.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

Maybe, "we don't want some power hungry murderers to get their hands on god powers."

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

There are TWELVE of you here.

No matter how strong I am, you could easily take me down!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

If this keeps up Karl it will not be the first time I assist in the dismantling of a former captain

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 AM

And I'm fairly certain the death would stick one way or the other.

So if I don't do as I say, then you can easily strike me down.

And here's what I'm going to do. (edited)

First, I am going to kill myself on that sla8, to ascend to the god tier.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 AM

right

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 AM

Second, I am going to help Karl regener8.

Third, I am going to leave!

Use my wings to fly out of this 8lack hole.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:32 AM

I am concerned about two out of three parts of this plan

I mean, the Kye is an airship. Do you really need god powers to leave through a hole in the sky??

It's kinda hard to take the word of someone who's gonna become a god

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:33 AM

Not the sky.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:33 AM

...where else

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:33 AM

The 8lack hole contains this entire universe.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:34 AM

oh okay

that makes absolutely no sense

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:34 AM

I think all the density is comin' from yer skull.

For how much negotiatin' we've had to put up with we seem to still have more patience for it than ya.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:34 AM

(what are the homestuck lore implications)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:34 AM

(I could not explain them to you if I tried)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 AM

(that is definitely for the best)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 AM

(ok can you explain why vriska substitutes 8's for both B's and "ate" noises its seriously the most painful thing to read)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 AM

(it's horrifying li agree) (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 AM

(just be glad I'm not playing feferi)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 AM

(it's her quirk

)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:36 AM

(no one gets your reference go to bed Homestuck)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:36 AM

(its her homest

)

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:36 AM

(I honestly can't put up with this much stubbornness on both sides of the isle, I'm going to bed.)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:36 AM

(lmao gn)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:36 AM

(i know this situation is stressful and aggravating and whatnot but you guys are still cool in real life ok)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:37 AM

Patience????????

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:37 AM

(I would say things but considering how this all goes it would be incredibly unimpactful so lmao) (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:37 AM

Over the last two phases, I have watched my captain 8e killed, almost 8een killed myself 8y the same murderer, then dropped in on 8y literally every pir8 on these seas threatening to kill me.

I think I can 8e excused from a 8it of patience!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:38 AM

Maybe I can understand it but if ye want to save yerself and yer captain this ain't the approach ta' take.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:38 AM

I respect that but our sympathy isn't gonna do much for this impasse

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:39 AM

There is no impasse!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:39 AM

Trust me the star has already tried to appeal to our sympathies yer gonna have to dredge up some actual proof we should trust ye.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:39 AM

there is definitely an impasse

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:39 AM

You have all made me up as an imagined threat.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:39 AM

Literally anyone with god powers like yer describin' is a threat, we got no reason to trust ye with em, so we can't let ya have em.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

I've 8een perfectly clear as to what I intend to do, how logically you can stop me if I ever pose a threat, and how nothing I have done supports this level of aggrievance.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

how do we know if we can "logically stop you?"

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

I think you are all 8lowing the concept of god tiering up a 8it.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

They're GOD powers.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

Am I supposed ta' treat god powers lightly??

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:40 AM

If I may speak from experience, those are typically pretty unstoppable!

Unless you're just... overselling them.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:41 AM

I get flight, conditional immortality - which isn't much help here! - and 8oosts to my light powers.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:41 AM

wait that's it

those are your god powers

that's so underwhelming

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:42 AM

Ye said ye could "wreak havoc on our pathetic little ships."

1

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:42 AM

Well yeah, 8ut that's just cause I'm stronger than the rest of you.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:42 AM

flight isn't a "god tier power" owls have that

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:42 AM

I feel like yer proving our point here.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:43 AM

if you are stronger than the rest of us how could we "easily defeat you"

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:43 AM

Look, would it kill ya to just let us destroy this bloody slab and you go on with your life?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:44 AM

Vriska I truly do respect you but you're not exactly cementing trust here!!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:44 AM

Ok I'll admit it.

The stuff a8out strength?

That's just my philosophy.

It doesn't mean I'm literally stronger than any of you.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:44 AM

oh it's like a willpower thing

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:44 AM

Given a fight at this moment, I'm sure any one of you could 8eat me.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

given your injuries I am sure of that too

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

I couldn't!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

Yeah, it pro8a8ly would!

Cause one of you is out to kill me.

And without that sla8, I'm fucked!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

who's out to actively kill you

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

Molly.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:45 AM

Last I checked Molly just wants Karl in pieces

It just so happens I also want Karl in pieces

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

Last phase she attempted to hold me down whilst Scarlett shot me.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

Didn't ye want to get shot? (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

On the sla8!!!!!!!!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

I thought you asked Scarlett to shoot you

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

Ah.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:46 AM

why would you ask her to do that off the slab

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:47 AM

Y'see the thing is, Molly well could have done that fer' the same reasons we are.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:47 AM

Scarlett was a 8it confused, as I was intentionally unclear a8out my goals to prevent Molly from interfering with the sla8.

Molly knew Scarlett was going to shoot.

So she took advantage of that to try and kill me off.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:47 AM

This is entirely about these powers of yours, we don't care that much about ye.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:48 AM

Okay apparently Molly does so I understand her concern

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:48 AM

And also the fact you're probably gonna try to kill us when we stop ye from gettin' god powers.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

Honestly if you stop me I'll pro8a8ly just kill myself.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

they don't even sound like god powers anymore it's just owl and lobster powers

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

There's no way out of here without them.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

I AM in pieces you twat!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

*more pieces

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

Like, I literally cannot leave.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

Ain't Karl here the "only person you care about"?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:49 AM

I'm trapped here with a group of people. Some of them, sure, just want to remove my powers.

8ut I don't trust all of them to not outright murder me!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:50 AM

So ye'd rather take your chances on getting past all of us than leaving yourself vulnerable.

Sounds like trust issues ta' me.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:50 AM

Id rather convince you all now to just let me get on with it.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:50 AM

That's not going to work, like not even a wee bit.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 AM

What in your dysfunctional mind are you thinking?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 AM

8ut given how hard it is to convince just two of you, and there's ten remaining.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 AM

You are actively going against and threatening her! How in the world does that give her TRUST ISSUES

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 AM

Funny little thing about group dynamics. If ye can get one on yer side, the rest are exponentially easier ta' get to follow. I was a sociologist back when I was workin' 36 jobs.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:52 AM

demoman may be a mad, raging alcoholic but his mind is VERY FUNCTIONAL!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:52 AM

Yer DAMN RIGHT TWIG!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 09:52 AM

Domamen has said several smart things yes

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:53 AM

THEN SHOW THE FUNCTIONAL PARTS

All I've seen of you is contradictory usually antagonistic drivel

That achieved NOTHING, mind you.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:53 AM

Can't say yer doin' much better yourself.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 AM

Karl I don't really blame you, what with you being rubble and all, but I'm not sure how intact your own mind is right now

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 AM

Karl's right. You've ignored all the actual logic I've suggested in favour of stu88ornly sticking to a viewpoint.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 AM

Besides your vernacular Karl you are still very verbose and astute

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 AM

Your actual logic is ye just want to leave and your god powers are no danger to us even though that contradicts most of everything ye've said to us.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 AM

My logic is that you can kill me easily at any time should that prove to not be true.

I'm essentially a hostage here.

There's nothing I can do against twelve people.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:55 AM

she's right if she's tellin the truth about her god powers being... wings and a lamp or somethin

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:56 AM

This is what I'm sayin' about ye having no patience, or faith.

Ye'd rather just resign to call us all idiots and get yourself killed than make yer case.

Yes, I know, you've made yer case; my point is that you can make it a hell of a lot stronger.

At least, I'd hope ya can.

If ye can't then I'd say we're pretty damn justified.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:58 AM

I am reasonably confident Karl is absolutely gonna retaliate regardless of what we do anyhow

Which makes this, uh. Pretty complicated.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:58 AM

We've got someone seein' to that.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 09:58 AM

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:58 AM

Karl's stuck to that altar.

He can't do shit even if he wanted to.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:59 AM

Is it not some kind of magic repair altar

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:59 AM

Sure as hell won't stop him from trying, and I'd rather not take me chances.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 09:59 AM

I don't know why you would bother with it if it wasn't

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:59 AM

Honestly, I didn't 8other with it.

I was trying to put him on the sla8.

That just kind of.

Happened.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

Wait... Karl's got a connection to the slabs too?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

Nah.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

just the crow statue I think

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

Huh al'right. (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

I thought it would work one way, 8ut 8ones explained otherwise.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:00 AM

For bein' a blithering alcoholic skeleton he sure does know a lot.

A man after me own heart.

Or, ribcage.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:01 AM

was the other slab the time powers one? The one McAfee was after?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:01 AM

Yep!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:01 AM

Wonder if it's got much use left

Sounds like another liability

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:02 AM

Hard for me ta' decide between doublin' down on the sun slab or puttin' me efforts ta' destroying that one.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 10:02 AM

Are you... suggesting... destroying the only chance she has left?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:03 AM

The point is that power like this shouldn't be the hands of men.

'Specially pirates, no offense.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:03 AM

Honestly I'd 8e more worried a8out the time sla8.

John's proved an actual threat with plans.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:04 AM

I agree there

Time slab ought to be destroyed

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:04 AM

Maybe once this is all dealt with.

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 10:04 AM

Or maybe, just maybe, you can find something PRODUCTIVE to do with your time

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:05 AM

Messin with time doesn't end well for anyone

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 10:05 AM

Because I DO NOT KNOW how much MORE I can STRESS your THICK HEADED HUMAN SKULLS are doing NOTHING but HARM

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:05 AM

I am still not a human!!

I'm a spider!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:05 AM

Trust me that shoutin' is doin' plenty ta' stress me skull.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:05 AM

A pretty cool one at that

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:06 AM

//I'm baa-

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:06 AM

(hi back I'm spec)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:06 AM

//

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:06 AM

(no youre twig)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:07 AM

(huh whuh!!)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:07 AM

Oh good Scarlett's back.

Hey answer a question, did Vriska threaten'ta plunder us or did you?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:07 AM

Oh yeah that one time I said I'd kill someone while on the kraken was a joke, I entirely forgot about it

I did as very obviously a joke

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 AM

I. I think you said it twice

and it was already difficult to overhear you so....

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 AM

I completely forgot about it, that's how "serious" I was

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 AM

sarcasm doesn't travel too clearly over water

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

Relying on lookouts and Koeia as our only methods of communic8ion didn't turn out too well huh.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

Well I'm telling you now that I wasn't serious

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

okay so uh. what about the self-proclaimed backstabber part

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

Yeah our lookout was having a bit of trouble and Koeia was... Koeia.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

People can have character arcs, you know.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 AM

I am a self proclaimed backstabber! (edited)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:10 AM

(HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:10 AM

So much for the character arc.

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 10:10 AM

( @Karl has been muted from the channel temporarily due to personal request.)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:10 AM

I don't think the character has arced just yet

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:10 AM

I mean like I am able to stab people in the back but like I like vriska and karl so I won't be doing that

and I don't have anything to gain from attacking you guys!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:11 AM

Well ya seem dead-set on defendin' Vriska here.

Even though Vriska said she... doesn't care about ye.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:11 AM

I never said that.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:11 AM

Huuuh?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:11 AM

Ye said Karl is the only person you care about and the rest of us can stick it.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:12 AM

Yeah, that was talking to, you know.

The people who 8urst under here to attack me?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:12 AM

Ok fine whatever I'm not here to listen ta' relationship drama. (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:12 AM

Scarlett is a loyal crewm8, and she's 8een a good friend.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:12 AM

Well I'll be quietly butthurt about that but it's no biggie

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:13 AM

Anyway, Scarlett, ye said ye wanted to talk over the whole "should I get meself killed for no reason" thing with Vriska. Ye want ta' do that now?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:13 AM

I dunno

I think she really wants to do this, so I guess I'm sticking here

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:14 AM

...innocence only lasts so long on the high seas.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:14 AM

Can't you guys just let us do our own thing? Like I don't think she'd hurt y-... Hey Vriska what do you wanna do with them powers?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:14 AM

I already said.

I want to complete the crew o8jective.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:15 AM

what's the objective again?

been a while since I was. Y'know. In the loop of crew plans.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:15 AM

To get Vriska and Karl to see the people they wish to see!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:15 AM

And one other.

8ec, too.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

We've already got that sorted.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

Oh yeah well she saw her dad

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

8ut I think she's done her own thing.

Yeah.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

McAfee was her stepfather, unfortunately

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

I think she got some satisfaction from the ordeal.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

She kinda just disappeared afterwards

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

Off with the Tempest.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:16 AM

Hope she's doin alright.....

The Tempest's not gonna be the safest ship on the seas, I'd bet (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:17 AM

With the Tempest she's probably either livin' in revelry or has been thrown off the plank by her own crew.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:17 AM

Anyways! Can't you just leave us then?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

Yeah it's a coinflip when you're with the Tempest whether or not half the crew wants you dead

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

I don't get how you act like I, one person, am the 8iggest threat on these seas, when that lot are out there.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

GOD. POWERS.

That is all there is to it.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

We're just gonna do our thing.... and then go to Pandora! I said that we're doing that guys we should do that

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

Take those out, and we're bloody sorted.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

The god powers of flight, conditional immortality, and luck?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

I think you made the mistake of too much big talk Vriska

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

Demoman to be fair people with power of friendship kill gods all the time

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:18 AM

Kinda hard to back it down once you set the bar so high

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

Ye never refuted the fact that ye said those powers could wipe out our ships without a problem.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

could they???? (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

That's what she bloody implied!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

They couldn't.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

I think she then implied she... couldn't? That it was just talk?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

The laws of this place are different to sgru8.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

Well if we REALLY wanted to I think that's possible without it!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:19 AM

But like. Lil bit of clarity would be appreciated.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:20 AM

I've 8een talking the talk, 8ut it seems that this place is somewhat 8alanced.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:20 AM

(Is that sgruate or sgrub it's impossible to tell)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:20 AM

(sgrub)

1

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:20 AM

(we're cool)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 10:21 AM

(I hate you so much)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:21 AM

So... how do you know those are all the powers you'll get?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 10:21 AM

(wait my tired brain read that as skru8 somehow and I thought you were just I apologize)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:22 AM

That it's limited here, and you won't have the full power you used to?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:22 AM

8ecause I've 8een trying to access my luck powers all game!

And sure, they work sometimes, 8ut they're weak and temperamental.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:22 AM

but if this is restoring your powers, how can you be sure you'll be kept "balanced?"

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:23 AM

Ugh, I didn't want to have ta' get into this, but this is going nowhere.

How did ye get stuck here without yer powers in the first place?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:24 AM

Fell through a 8lack hole that contained this place.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:24 AM

And what, that was just a wee mishap?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:25 AM

I was fighting a genocidal monster that wanted to wipe out all life in paradox space.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:25 AM

Pardon my worries but the last time I crewed under someone seeking god powers they just about ended the world. Destroyed so much of it, forever. It's all gone....

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:25 AM

And I won!

I killed him.

8ut some 8astard cheated and knocked me in.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:25 AM

so you had enough power to kill a monster that could end all life in... well, whatever "paradox" space is

That's. A lot of power

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:26 AM

Nah.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:26 AM

n... nah??

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:26 AM

I had a weapon.

One that could only 8e used under those circumstances.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:26 AM

that is terribly unspecific

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:27 AM

8uddy, do you want me to explain what a juju is?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:27 AM

What I'm getting is that she's a lot weaker in this........dimension????

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:27 AM

Yeah.

God tier powers aren't even that strong outside of here!

Sgru8 is 8alanced around most of the players ascending to godhood.

They're more of a class customis8ion thing.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:28 AM

Captain Scarlett solves the case! I-... damnit I don't have my sunglasses

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:28 AM

Give each person the powers they need.

And that's why the sla8 has ended up here!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:28 AM

So you had god tier powers but they actually weren't that powerful and you were only strong 'cause you wielded a superweapon

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:28 AM

I was lucky enough that whatever this place is provided me with the power I need to complete the o8jective, right at the moment I decided to em8race that o8jective.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:28 AM

I feel like you could have avoided a lot of this if ye didn't spend so much time talking about how incomprehensibly powerful you would be.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:29 AM

Twig, you knew me 8ack at the start of all this.

Would the Vriska you met on the ship even consider following Karl's o8jective?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:29 AM

Yes and you were very insistent on how strong your former god powers were which is. Where a lot of my concern is coming from

What's Karl's objective again?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:30 AM

The group o8jective, I mean.

Which contains his o8jective.

Find the one he loves.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:30 AM

kiss

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:30 AM

okay then I'm not sure I understand the [rhetorical?] question

remember demoman is the smart one

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:31 AM

You saw how hard I fought against Karl.

How much I 8ragged a8out 8eing the most powerful and notorious pir8 on the seas.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:32 AM

Don't reply don't rebuttal this don't argue don- she whispers to herself

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:32 AM

At the start of this phase, I was alone with the remainder of my crew at the 8ottom of the sea.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:32 AM

There's nothing to rebuttal, obviousleh.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:32 AM

True!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:32 AM

If you heard what I said at the start of this phase...

You'd know I don't want that power for the sake of it.

I'm looking out for my crew. All I wanted was here, not in the sla8, 8ut in the revival of Karl and the promise that we would 8e a8le to leave this place.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:34 AM

Okey so. Just let us destroy the slab and ye can leave.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:35 AM

And then what?

Leave us stuck at the 8ottom of the ocean?

With no way to complete our o8jective?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:35 AM

There's a lot more adventure in the sea than what lies in this triangle.

But ye won't live to see it if you stay the path ye are.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:36 AM

aw man, no flying powers?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:36 AM

I don't care.

I've had enough adventure for one day.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:37 AM

I know a guy that can teleport an entire person anywhere with a machine made out of nothin' but scrap metal.

Ye think there's no way off this rock but this bloody slab?

Live to leave another day.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:39 AM

You clearly think that there's no way for you to 8e hurt without the sla8.

Twelve pir8s are down here threatening me.

When god knows what's happening a8ove!

The tempest is still on the loose, and the promise of some skeletal time-travelling McAfee hangs over us all.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:40 AM

I do. Call me god. The bloody Kye is just waitin' to get ye out of here.

That's what's above.

Who gives a flying ███ about the Tempest but their own crew anymore? And McAfee is currently residin' somewhere in Koeia's stomach. (edited)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:42 AM

Look I just don't get what's the problem with vriska getting the ability to fly- Yeah yeah I'm sorry for lingering on this but come on dude! It'd be cool...

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:42 AM

Cause we still ain't certain that's all this thing has in store for her.

And no offense, but nothin' ye can say is gonna rectify everythin' ye've said to make us concerned on that matter at this point.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:44 AM

I don't really know what to call you... I'd say "lame" but that sounds really childish and like I don't wanna say "cringe"

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:44 AM

There's a way to easily solve this.

And it's what I've 8een saying from the start!

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:44 AM

Something like that. That's what I think of your opinion on this

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:45 AM

Ascending is all I can reasona8ly do in one action, right?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:45 AM

Boring? Yeah I'll go with that, You're boring and scared

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:45 AM

You can get the gods of this place down here to confirm that if you want.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:45 AM

I feel like being scared is reasonable given the circumstances

Of course we're scared!!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:45 AM

Scared?

You don't think IM scared?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:46 AM

wait can we actually summon gods down here to ask them questions

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:46 AM

I think I have more rights to be scared I'm half dead!

Actually no this IS an issue molly will probably shoot and kill me

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:46 AM

It's me, Scarlett and Karl vs a dozen pir8s.

Each of us is on low, if not 0 health.

Scarlett can't shoot anyone without hurting herself.

Karl's immo8ile, for fucks sake.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:47 AM

It would be beneficial for them to think that but I don't wanna cause more suspicion so no, I do actually have a revolver that shoots normally

but STILL

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

Scarlett, it's a fire gun.

We're underwater.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

We know yer not doin' so hot right now, yes. Which makes it all the more a bloody puzzle why ya insist on fightin' us.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

True..

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

I don't want to fight!!!!!!!!

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

We are trying to come to an agreement!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:48 AM

Haven't I said that enough????????

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:49 AM

We're not even tryin'ta kill Karl right now, and we've been tryin'ta give you and Scarlett an out.

But ya insist on doin' what we simply cannot allow.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:49 AM

We don't want an out, we want to claim what we were quite happily doing 8efore you all showed up!

We had no idea that you were floating overhead.

I was HAPPY.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:49 AM

Why can you not allow it are you honestly scared of a flying girl and her half dead friends?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

Yeah, and Merasmus is just a senile old man in a bath robe.

Doesn't mean he's not a serious pain in my bloody ass.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

Who?!?

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

y.. yea, what he said!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

NOT getting into it.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

Look.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:50 AM

Point is, descriptions can be deceiving.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:51 AM

I want to come to an agreement, where somehow I can gain these powers and prove to you afterwards that I'm no threat to you.

Can we work something out from there?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:51 AM

I'd like that too, but it's bloody hard from the pit ye've dug yourself into.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:51 AM

Can't that Noah guy do some funny stuff?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:51 AM

Wait... could he?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:51 AM

The twelve of you can form a 8loody security escort with guns pointed at me every step of the way to leaving, if that would make you feel safe.

Who the hell is Noah?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:52 AM

A good man, and that I know for certain.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:52 AM

make him do something so Vriska can't attack your crew! (Other than Molly like I wanna give her a kick in the stomach or something)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:52 AM

I'd trust him with me life if need be.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:52 AM

Well, there's... still time, and I suppose your best bet is talkin all this over with Captain Cortez.

Whatever he decides on, I'm behind.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:52 AM

Behind where

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:53 AM

the decision

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:53 AM

You'll have ta' wait for em to be around I'm afraid.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:53 AM

Okay okay hehe

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:53 AM

and also Cortez because he is very tall

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:54 AM

I dunno if I wanna trust your standards for tallness

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:54 AM

What exactly is so special a8out this Noah guy?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:54 AM

He's got a way with the lord 'pparently, can make pacts.

Where if someone breaks their word, they pay for it dearly.

Mortally, dearly.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:54 AM

He can call god on you if you break a pact or something

You die in real life too or so I hear...

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:55 AM

(winter go the fuck to sleep)

Then this sounds like the 8est solution.

Call him up.

Make a pact with me.

8ut.

I also want something from the rest of you.

Molly, Maerk and Koeia are wildcards here. (edited)

No matter if the rest of us come to an agreement, they're going to interfere.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:57 AM

Ok Maerk is genuinely harmless we can count him out.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:57 AM

Ok yeah, if I sta8 myself or something he can't get in the way.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:57 AM

He will still screw us over since vriska has to kill herself!

Dude if he pulls something again I'm feeding him to the rakks I can't be arsed

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:58 AM

I think Orla is handling him anyway.

She came down here ta' make sure he didn't do anything stupid again.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:58 AM

Awesome!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:58 AM

Orla's here to keep Maerk in line

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

The other two are 8igger issues.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Regardless of which way this goes, Maerk is staying out of it

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Molly will try and restrain me again.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Oh yea definitely

Karl BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Alright, let's ignore all the bullshit, all of the veils covering you and your controllers, because I am tired to dancing around issues you pretend don't exist. Nobody here has provided good reasoning, or any logic behind anything they are doing besides doing it to be right. That is no way to be a living soul with goals in mind. Sometimes, you have to accept that you are wrong, and you have to recognize when you are beating others down until they feel like shit from the inside out. Nobody is doing that, despite numerous "in character" attempts from myself to get that across. This level of pettiness, nonsensical mob behavior, and drive to kill when all some of us want are to see who we love, or enjoy a game for once, is fucking disgusting. Grow up for fuck's sake, peace.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

(edited)

Karl

atlantis ---> davyjones

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 10:59 AM

Where did-

Huuh?????

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:00 AM

Karl could MOVE?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:00 AM

I mean he is right but I guess we just have to accept your guys' terms since you have more guns

1

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:01 AM

(wait is that all like? entirely serious??)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:01 AM

(liv im not sure you realize that was out of character)

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 11:01 AM

(I was not expecting that when I unmuted to be honest)

(But there you go)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:02 AM

(uHHHHH)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:02 AM

//oh?!

//oh oops

//my bad

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:02 AM

(I could tell they were frustrated but that is? not an appropriate reaction to a disagreement in a roleplaying game)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:03 AM

(yeah that wasnt very cool, but the frustration with situations like this isnt exactly unprecedented)

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 11:03 AM

(Honestly feels like we're back to playing mafia)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:03 AM

(still though, not an appropriate reaction and not very correct either i feel like we are trying to reason this out)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:04 AM

//I am a little out of character frustrated but I just sort of treat it like "its not the people playing the characters that are saying stupid things, it's the characters"

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 11:04 AM

(either way, carry on, the out of character relationships can be discussed after the game)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:04 AM

//stupid as in i just disagree with them couldve worded that better-

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:04 AM

So that's Karl out of the equ8ion then.

You've got one less thing to 8e worried a8out.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:05 AM

shrug

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:05 AM

We weren't too worried about Karl ta' begin with honestly, but I really feel I should iterate I don't enjoy this.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:05 AM

(so... was that Karl stepping out of the game? Where tf could they even moveinstant to???)

(unless that was a GM thing)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:06 AM

We didn't come down here cause we're a buncha bloodthirsty morons.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:06 AM

(they can moveinstant, theyve done it earlier this phase) (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:06 AM

The Ghost King's crew didn't anyway.

We came down here cause we don't want somethin' catastrophic happening with these slabs.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:07 AM

I respect that you're doing this 8ecause you feel you have to.

That's why we all do anything.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:07 AM

So anyways can someone here have anything like bandages or something to patch me up? I'm still dying-

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:07 AM

So if Noah can get this sorted, I'll wave ye on yer merry way.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:07 AM

8ut you must understand that I know I have to do what I can, too. (edited)

Thank you.

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:08 AM

Honestly Noah's whole... thing sounds like a good contingency plan

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:09 AM

Captain Scarlett solves the case!..... I've GOT to find my sun glasses sometime!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:09 AM

I may not be part of the crew anymore, but I'm still pretty handy with a scalpel Scarlett! I may be able to fix you up if all goes... smoothly

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:09 AM

Mononobe is a healer, and she seems... not occupied with Karl now.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:10 AM

...who's that?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:10 AM

The cool lass with the skateboard.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:10 AM

oh cool

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:10 AM

they have a SKATEBOARD

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:11 AM

I didn't want just anyone's hands all over me but if she has a SKATEBOARD, then cool!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:11 AM

You gotta respect a sk8r girl.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:11 AM

That's the spirit!

I think we can officially cross Scarlett off the untrustworthy list at this point.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:11 AM

What'd I do?

Just 'cause I like skateboards?

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:12 AM

Yer not really gonna do anything drastic from what I'm seein.

Vriska, the fact that yer willin' ta' go through with Noah's thing does give me a little hope but I still gotta be cautious for everyone's sake.

Captain's got final say on all of this, but I'm willin' to spare ye if we can afford it.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:13 AM

I understand that.

Just teach the rest of your crew that there's such a thing as too cautious.

i.e. co-ordin8ed raids.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 11:14 AM

I might have to pass out from dehydration because I haven't drank water in 5 days so you might be out of luck for me doin' any teachin' right now.

Speaking o' which:

demoman faceplants in the sand

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:14 AM

HE'S DEAD!!!

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:16 AM

nono! this is normal

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:16 AM

Huh

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:16 AM

give him like... 8ish hours, he'll be fine

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:16 AM

The same amount you need for a good night's sleep!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 11:16 AM

Pretty good num8er, if you ask me ::::)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:17 AM

That is because I am pretty sure he is sleeping

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:17 AM

(she likes the number 8)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:30 AM

(I am also going to sleep so I'll rendezvous with whatever the plan is before the phase ends!!)

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 11:31 AM

(check my dm first thanks)

Twig BOT 21-Feb-22 11:31 AM

(WILL DO BOSS)

(@Cortez you'll uh... probably wanna read up on at least the last couple hundred or so messages I am so sorry)

(the gist is that we figured out Noah could use his prayer powers as a contingency to make sure Vriska doesn't misuse any powers and also those powers apparently were overhyped)

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 11:33 AM

2

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 11:45 AM

//me

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 01:01 PM

(true)

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 01:05 PM

[what the fuck just happened]

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 01:05 PM

(tree TWO)

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 01:05 PM

[CLEARLY]

I'm not happy with this sudden mob-up. I had no idea about it, period. Entrapta does not look pleased.

No violence, you all. I'm pulling the lever, whatever plan you have is probably going to be disrupted.

I hear that you might want Scarlett aboard the Kye - and you forget that official acceptance is up to the captain. Don't make hasty judgements like this. Last I checked, the Kye was dealing with enough trouble.

I suspect Captain Quagsire will be on his way down here soon, though. I wouldn't be surprised, at least - half the crew's down here. On the other hand, last I checked - he's clearly tired and dealing with a lot.

So it's not certain.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 01:14 PM

(ehh)

(we made sure to all move last night specifically so you actually had time to talk it out even though a full on ambush was suggested)

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 01:15 PM

[nothing like this has really happened in objective before]

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:22 PM

Hello everybo-

Oh, a lot happened?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 01:26 PM

You could say that, yeah.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:27 PM

If anyone's got a quick summary I'd appreciate it!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 01:28 PM

I am not a wildcard that is a very rude accusation

If everyone agrees on Noah's god promise thing then I will accept that

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:30 PM

Eh?

God promise?

Where'd that come from?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 01:31 PM

I didn't read up on all the specifics ask someone else for that (edited)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:31 PM

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 01:41 PM

Apparently, Noah can 8ind someone's promise, ensuring somehow that they keep it.

Yeah, I'm afraid I don't trust you after last phase.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 01:42 PM

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:48 PM

Oh! Well that should clear up things, right? (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 01:48 PM

That's the plan!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 01:48 PM

No murder necessary!

Woo!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:14 PM

Koeia uncurls herself and slowly blinks awake

What did I miss? Seems like a lot happened

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 03:24 PM

I don’t know!

All I’ve gotten so far is that murder isn’t needed!

I think

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:25 PM

What

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 03:26 PM

Yep!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:26 PM

WHAT

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 03:26 PM

Now don’t get angry at me! (edited)

I’m just as out of the loop as you!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:27 PM

Fine

(Also I do just want to clarify that we absolutely did not want a tree two. As stated before, we did move so there was actual time to talk and sort things out. Speaking from experience, I know how infuriating and stressful that a mob coming out of nowhere to kill you with no escape is. So we really did want to sort things out and talk before stuff happens)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 03:34 PM

(yeah, i knew you and cath would understand lmao. the situation is nowhere near as bad as it seemed this morning)

I've worked out a deal with the Demoman. (edited)

When Noah and your captain arrive, I'll discuss it with them.

8ut it seems like everyone will walk away from this happy.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 03:36 PM

Good to hear!

Need anything from me?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:37 PM

(Cool. Yeah it does always seem as bad at first and I do apologize for the stress)

Hm. Alright then.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:44 PM

[although i should probably save my talk for after the game - i don't see this as tree two, because the important thing with tree was that there was imminent threat of violence and death with no way out. that's not the case here. if it reminds me of anything, it reminds me of my experience with zoom's mafia games where i was pressured into a corner, and went into a very unhappy emotional moment in a vague and drastic plan to prevent town from targetting mafia.]

[ive made this clear in character anyways, but im not going to attack or anything - ive got other things ive got to deal with lmao - and i apologize for any stress i've caused too]

Well. Sounds like you're settled.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 PM

(at the end of the day, this has been a really fun phase. im not gonna hold the initial moment of panic against anyone)

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 PM

[yeah same]

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 03:47 PM

I'm worried a8out one thing.

I still don't trust Molly.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 PM

I'm not going to change what I'm doing because of all of this, and there's no promises that the captain will actually let you on board. ...actually, there's a question.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 PM

Yeah that’s fair

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 PM

The captain should have fired you, Molly.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 PM

Oh she’s joined our crew

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:48 PM

Oh, well.

That's that sorted, then.

Didn't know that was the case - still waiting for Quagsire to make his way down here.

I suspect he's taking his time because he wants as much peace and quiet as possible.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 PM

I can get him if you would like

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 PM

[being captain is getting to superb lmfao]

No, no - don't, he'll make his way in time.

I guess you can ask him to come down here if you want - most of the crew's down here at this point.

Ianis and Dodo aren't... don't think Sea Hawk or Pond are, either. So half of the crew.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 03:54 PM

Well I’ll just leave him be for now though I probably will check what’s happening up there sometime

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:13 PM

Too bad

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:14 PM

So Molly will you go after them? I really don’t want more trouble than is worth it.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:15 PM

No

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:15 PM

Alright

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:18 PM

Captain Cortez, present. I've been listenin' in my repose.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:20 PM

Greetings, captain Cortez.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:20 PM

So, then, we are going to bind Scarlett and Vriska to some sort of promise?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:21 PM

I still have no clue what is going on

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:25 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

1.5/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:25 PM

(edited)

Pirate

kyedeck ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Oh hi

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Ah, hi, Pirate.

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Ahoy!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from ???!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Hi

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:27 PM

Greetings, captain.

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:27 PM

Hello

Is Maerk okay

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:27 PM

HE GOT SHOT SO I DONT THINK HES FINE

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Resilient though

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Did you guys figure out the thing or whatever

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Strong of heart and of body.

Eh, I've figured out all I need to.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 PM

I’m not sure. I just woke up AND NO ONE HAS TOLD ME MUCH

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 PM

Am just here to check on crew I have no further business here

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 PM

The bones are half done - from what Barbaros says, the next one should be... back in Jeanstown?

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:29 PM

That sounds doable

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

I call dibs on that age-dulled gold chest that is floating nearby

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

Ye can have it.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

Oh. All the stuff has already been taken

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

Eh, we already opened it - feel free to claim the chest itself, though.

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

Works for me

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:32 PM

But maybe the chest itself still has value?

Yea

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:33 PM

How are you doing little star it's been a bit

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 PM

I’m doing fine, thanks!

Am purple now, but I don’t see any drastic effects!

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:36 PM

It suits you well

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:37 PM

Purple is cool

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:38 PM

Does that make me cool?

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 PM

I'd say so

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 PM

Wait since when are you purple

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 PM

You were cool already

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 04:39 PM

Nice!

Since now!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 PM

(possessed by the lean)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 PM

Purple is a pretty cool colour.

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 PM

Purple and pirate both start with a P

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:40 PM

8lue's still slightly 8etter though ::::)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 PM

NO

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 PM

I like blue because I'm am blue

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 PM

Hell yeah! 8lue gang.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:41 PM

Lean coloured

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 PM

Good to know Molly joined the ghost ship by the way

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 PM

Speaking of Molly.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 PM

PURPLE IS THE BEST COLO(U)R SINCE I AM PURPLE

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 PM

Scarlett, could you do me one last favour?

Protect me from anything Molly sends my way.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:42 PM

I'll do my best!

Barbaros BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 PM

Aye, aren't you also blue?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 PM

After you get cool flying powers can we loot this place a bit?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 PM

Well. It’s more teal

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 PM

Teal is a blue colour isn't it

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:43 PM

ITS A BLUE GREEN

BLUE AND TEAL IS STILL GOOD BUT PURPLE IS SUPERIOR

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:44 PM

I like the color gold

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Hell yeah! I can stick around for a while.

I'm.

Not sure what Karl's doing.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Eeh he'll come around

Atleast he's alive

...kinda? I-I think?

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 PM

THAT GUYS ALIVE?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 PM

Cry about it I dunno man

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 PM

I have no idea where he's gone off to...

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 PM

Nah.

8ut he's not dead either.

Barbaros BOT 21-Feb-22 04:45 PM

He died, but...alas, things can work somewhat differently beyond the grave. It's not all binary, you know.

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:46 PM

I see

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:46 PM

Whatever happened to the Dream?

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 04:46 PM

Death is non binary

2

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:46 PM

(yeah we proved that in pandae)

1

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 PM

You mean the ship, or the crew?

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 PM

you better not lay a hand on me in the process or else i will melt you and carbonate your liquified remains

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 PM

Okay baby (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 PM

I can protect you if you really want

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:47 PM

The ship.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 PM

I still want that laser cannon

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 PM

that would be nice yes

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 PM

I set it on fire and crashed it into the kraken!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:48 PM

Oh, so it is obliterated, then? Or drifting in the sea somewhere?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:49 PM

Gone.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:49 PM

I see.

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

Wait so Cortez you're taking Molly on right or what

That's what I heard

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

Yeah. She’s part of our crew now

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

I didn't ask you

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

Ooh! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

I asked Cortez

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 04:52 PM

it glares

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:54 PM

My concern with this action is if we show ye mercy, this encounter is unquestionably grounds for revenge. A sort of self-fulfillin' prophecy of death, which could be nipped at the bud right here and now. More than anything, this was a measure of protection from what I thought was a threat.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Yeah

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 PM

I'd let her aboard, aye.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:55 PM

(wait are you talking to me)

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 PM

Alright

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 PM

(was speaking generally about the "ambush" or whatever you want to call it)

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 PM

(Include this in your action, should be free)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 PM

(I don't get it...

)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 04:56 PM

That's the point of Noah. To ensure that I am not the threat you think I am. (edited)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 04:57 PM

I was too cautious, perhaps, and let my fears overwhelm my thoughts.

As a captain, I've a duty to my crew. I've tried to make the choices that I think will maximize their odds of survival and completion of their goals.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Does Noah's thing just instantly kill you if you step out of line

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Yes, to my understanding.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 PM

I dunno, probably

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Didn't you also say though that you get conditional immortality from the quest bed thing, vriska? (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:00 PM

The opposite.

Likely, one of the conditions will trigger in any scenario I die here.

Yeah.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:01 PM

I doubt she could withstand a strike from like... god or whoever

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:15 PM

The unfortunate thing is... Noah might not come round in time.

Then what am I left with? Just enact the initial plan?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Yeah, no.

Tell you what.

I'll give collateral.

Even as a god, I'll have a hard time doing shit without my sword.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:28 PM

...I don't usually try to make decisions on behalf of my crew, by the way. That's a good way for a captain to take a long walk off a short plank.

Ye may think this rich, comin' from me, but... I don't particularly want anyone dead, save McAfee. I'd be just as happy to let ye go, but it's not just my call to make. I thought ye killers, and thought I was savin' my crew from the fate of having to contend with one that has godlike powers.

Inigo and Molly told us. They said ye were evil.

You talked such big game.

Everything seemed to point one way.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 05:35 PM

Entrapta cuts in. And we got word about that from Cortez.

I can't help but agree with you, Cortez - everything really did seem to point in one direction. Everything we were hearing was about how the Humphrey's Dream was a vicious crew that threw out most of its members.

Of course, we weren't basing this off of fact; but of the subjective opinion of others. We were playing long-ranged telephone with other crews.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:37 PM

The only one we were ever antagonistic to is Molly.

And...

That was never me!

I leave the ship for a while, and return to Karl yelling at Molly on another crew.

Took me a while to piece together what he did.

The rest, I never actually wanted to leave them 8ehind.

Inigo let of his own accord.

8ec and Twig, left 8ehind 8y accident.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 05:39 PM

Which left you three, fighting against a kraken and Molly's grudge against your captain.

And then there were two.

And here we are now.

I don't want to get involved in whatever you have planned - I have my own things to sort out - the bones, this engine... but I'm interested in seeing what you do next.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:44 PM

From the sounds of it, no-one really wants to get involved.

You just whipped yourselves into a frenzy.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:45 PM

What even began the fight with Molly, anyway?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 PM

She overheard an emotional talk 8etween me and Karl.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Wish I did too...

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 PM

And Karl wasn't too pleased a8out this.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:48 PM

That seems a bit much. Violence, threats, and being kicked off ships, over overhearing a conversation?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 05:48 PM

8lame Karl for that.

I tore in to him for it afterwards, 8ut 8y then it was too l8.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:49 PM

I see...

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 05:52 PM

I’m going to go and check to see what is happening above. I will be back

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:52 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 05:52 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:56 PM

You know, in life, I wouldn't've even given the chance to talk. This would've been an ambush that ended in the initial plan. I was a cold-blooded villain who robbed innocents of life and loot. But now, hundreds of years later... I've gone soft, it seems.

I don't even think a good deal of my crew will be around to listen if I told them to call it off.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 PM

Um.... why did you set up an ambush on us?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 PM

^

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:58 PM

Like I'm sorry but like it just doesn't make sense to me, we like threatened molly and that's about it-

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Fear of what might be.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 05:59 PM

C-Can you like... be more specific?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:00 PM

You'll just say it was all irrational, because you know yourself better than we knew you. It doesn't matter.

( @Noah r u gonna be available to set this thing up)

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Anything ye want the rest of us to do in the meantime, Captain?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:06 PM

I'm just numb. Tired of talking. Tired of listening. Tired of formulating. If it were my call? Leave 'em be. If they betray me, let it be upon me and me alone.

Otherwise, ye can protect someone. Protect who ye like. Who knows what is about to happen.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:07 PM

(I just woke up what the FUCK happened last night)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Don't say that or I'll change my mind! Actually that wasn't a good joke at all considering the situation...

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:08 PM

This is my sin.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 06:08 PM

[winter gone.]

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:08 PM

//we decided that noah should do his pact thing on vriska so she can't attack..... whichever crew suggested that, but she's allowed cool light powers

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:08 PM

I can drink to that

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:09 PM

(Oh based, thank you)

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:10 PM

I trust yer judgment, Cortez. I'll do as ye say. I stand ready for whatever happens. Know that if things go bad, ye shouldn't shoulder the blame. It's a tough call, but I think there's value in an attempt at diplomacy in this situation. (edited)

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:10 PM

So, it was a lone captain that began this schism?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Seems so.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:11 PM

I am sorry we were mislead.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Em.. hath thou plan changed? I was sleeping on mine skateboard, which doth not suffice as a comfortable bed.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Oh you!!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Apparently no bloodshed is needed. Thankfully.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:13 PM

The guy with one eye and a pirate hat said you can heal people!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:13 PM

I can!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Yes, she can.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:14 PM

I'm kinda close to dying here, could I get some help with that?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Noah.

How are we doing this?

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:15 PM

I will need to cut a piece of meat as we both say this promise out loud.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:16 PM

(wait do you mean it takes an action)

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:17 PM

(I actually don’t know if it needs an action from you, the wording isn’t clear)

And since I do not know if Koeia will return with the meat she has, I am willing to cut myself for the offer.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:18 PM

(I mean probably has to be done as part of an action but I wouldn't think saying a promise would take up your action if I had to wager a guess)

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:18 PM

(Yeah like there’s nothing extra to the ritual, I’m the only one who has to do the cutting)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Okay.

What do I need to say?

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:21 PM

(Okay it’s a free part of your action)

Well… @Cortez Captain, you discussed this far longer than me. What is the scale of this promise?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Cortez slams his skull into a wall.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

True...

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Woah.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

I am sorry if this is a foul question!

I do not fully grasp the nature of her powers, and if they are not a threat then I do not wish to restrict her without necessity.

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Cortez, I understand that sea life has been frustrating for all involved, but there's no reason to self-harm!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

I am thirty thousand percent done. With this.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:23 PM

demoman is startled out of his slumber by the noise

WHOAH- WHAT THE- Oh, right.

I can answer that for ye if Cortez needs a breather here.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:24 PM

Am I sinply promising “we will not harm other crews” , or something more elaborate?

Yes, certainly, I do not want to bother the captain.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:24 PM

No, this is my sin. I am sorry for my display.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:24 PM

Just make her promise ta' only use these powers of hers ta' leave this universe, nothing more.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Uhhh not to speak on behalf of other people, but Cortez said that they don't exactly care what we do-

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:25 PM

If a promise will sate my crew, then a promise we shall have.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:25 PM

I thought the promise was to not hurt you! I wanna fly around pandora on my friend's back!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:26 PM

I would be accepting of just that.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

The promise I'd ask for shall be to harm no crew member of The Ghost King, Cortez exempted.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

You exempt yourself…?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

It is MY BURDEN!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Noah nods.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Cortez!

We've talked about this.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:27 PM

If they have any problem with what has happened here, it is I THEY SHALL REAP VENGEANCE UPON!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Yer not the shoulder'er of our bloody burden.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:28 PM

I don't think we will you're like the most agreeable guy here, no offense to everyone else (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:28 PM

We're a crew dammit!

We're here for ye, and ye for us!

The burden of our actions lies with us all, and it looks like we've been saved a great burden ta' carry.

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:30 PM

Demoman's right, Cortez. Anything that affects you affects us too. A crew stands together as one. No one is left alone!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:31 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Hi

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:31 PM

@Vriska Serket Say aloud you will not hurt the crew of the Ghost King, I will bind the promise, and we can all finally be done speaking for a bit.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Hi

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:32 PM

...Fine.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Ye know, that works.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Oh, Koeia! Is it true you still bear that meat from before?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Yep

What was going on here

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:32 PM

We're putting Vriska under oath.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Nice

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Plans've changed.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Pass the meat to me, so we may all be at ease.

Or, well…

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

I will

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Destroy the time bed, Koeia, if ye don't mind.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Pass it so much as your size permits.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:34 PM

That we might not have to worry about some McAfee resurrection or what have you.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Oh

I was planning on protecting Molly but I could do that

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Wait.. so you’re only restricting Vriska from harming The Ghost King crew?

Y’know there’s other people here too

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

I can deal with the time bed if ye've got other business ta' attend to, Koeia.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

I believe it more of a formality than anything, at this point.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

What, would you prefer I kill her, Muskular? Is that what you want? Why should I ask her to extend her promise?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Hold on it looks like I’ll be needed down here for a bit so I should properly say bye to Ianis

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

sigh

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

(edited)

Koeia

atlantis ---> opensea

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:35 PM

I don’t mind that much..

And obviously this is preferable to killing her!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

Got it.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

If she wreaks havoc on the Kye, then... Well... We'll deal with it then. Really, I am so far beyond caring.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> atlantis

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

They seemed agreeable enough, even when we were at odds. I am glad violence was discarded.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

We have absolutely zero reason to be mad at members of the Kye

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Next time we try to kill someone can we make sure there's not so much emotional baggage attached?

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Yes, gladly!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Yes

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

PLEASE

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Killing is wrong! Scarlett says very proudly, and uncharacteristically

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Woo!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:37 PM

BOO

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Kye's rubbin' off on ye.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Killing is pretty poggers if you ask me

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

What?!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

...sometimes

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

hmm…

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Also Molly, do you still want me to protect you or could I destroy the time slab?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

WOOO

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Demoman's destroyin' the time slab from the sound of it.

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Go Scarlett

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Alright

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:38 PM

No ill will to you lot either

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Just ta' be crystal clear, the time slab is the one on the right, right?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Yes.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Yep

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 PM

After this, I believe 'tis best for everyone to rest a short while!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:39 PM

I am very sick of dealing with this

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:40 PM

I’m also here (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:40 PM

You are indeed

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Miss uh... mononobe was it?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Aye?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:41 PM

You can heal people I heard?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Correct. I shall be taking care of thou this phase.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Cortez, a gentler question! Are we leaving to the boat immediately? …I admit I wish to look around here more.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:42 PM

It's been stripped barren already, pretty as it is.

I see no reason not to shove off.

We've other adventures to go on.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:42 PM

I see. Perhaps a destination for diving near, later?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Didn't we have a feeling that one of our crew members could do something down here?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Very well.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:43 PM

I think that was either twig or me

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:43 PM

If Twig didn't get the memo the worst that'll happen is Scarlett gets some cobwebs on her.

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Oh, yes, that is the reason we ever stayed long enough to raise this noise!

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Huh

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Oh yeah that.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Yeah

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Maerk you’re talking about the wrong crew

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

That was us

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

It’s their crew not ours

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

ALSO CORTEZ WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU DOING WHILE I WAS UP THERE

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Well! I don't know!

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Yeah seriously I have no idea what that feeling was.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Suffering.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

WHY

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

I am sorry I asked that question…!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Wouldst thou require mental healing hath well, Cortez?

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Don't blame yourself. Anyone could've asked me anything in that state and I'd've probably reacted the same.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

I think Cortez needs a drink.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:46 PM

I think I know exactly what Cortez needs!

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:46 PM

(Some bitches)

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Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:46 PM

(Cortez gonna need therapy after this fr fr)

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:47 PM

You've just gotta figure out how to find enjoyment in everything

It makes suffering less bad!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:48 PM

It is quite the absurd journey, it is to the point of humour, if you consider it.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Fer' as much of a pain in the ass this has been I guess it was still somethin' like an adventure.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:48 PM

This has 8een one hell of a day.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:49 PM

But I'm just gonna say if anyone tries to screw this new peace deal up I am going ta' personally shove my sword up your ass because I have had it with this.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:49 PM

As for what I'll be doing this round... I will awe everyone with the sight of the four-armed T-pose.

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Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Entrapta BOT 21-Feb-22 06:49 PM

A bizarre adventure, even.

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Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Woah calm it down there, skeleton!

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 PM

(resending my action to give you my +2)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 PM

(for anyone who understands im rping as if this takes place in the same day as. the ending of act 6)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 PM

You know Cortez, I heard some advice a long time ago back in Scotland I think might be good for ye right now.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:50 PM

(oh so you're playing the even worse version of vriska)

(is it too late to change the peace deal)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(why did you think i was talking about black holes??)

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(clowder I will snap your neck)

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(You are scaring me with ooc information this is a terror I’ve not felt in years)

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(Don’t care didn’t ask + ur homestuck)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(what vriska? I didn't finish homestuck but at this point I don't care for spoilers)

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(You know what, me too)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

What's that, amigo? (edited)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Don't give up, skeleton!

(i really hope at least one person gets this joke)

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(LMAO I GET THE JOKE)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(I get it)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

//BWHAHGAGHAGFHAGH

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(I'll give you my plus 4)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

//i get it!

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(Locke you whore you know I do)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(I don’t get it

)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Skeleton is ready to give up but will hold on for the people around him.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(I don’t get it either)

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(i didn't see you mention them that was at like 4 am)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

//i forgot to reply- Thank you!

My gratitude! Many thanks! and others

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Skeleton is as dead inside as outside.

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

For what it’s worth, you’ve been a great captain.

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(I to am in this episode)

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Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

And I'll heal myself and not be shot

If anyone is concerned

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Awesome

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Would be a real shame if something random messed everything up

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

I’ll be a pirate

Quagsire BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

I'm just going to make sure my crew is okay

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Wonderful!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

That is very good

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

I don't like the way you said this

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

That's menacing.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

He was being menacing for no reason earlier too.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

BE quiet for several hours!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Molly don't forget to join The Ghost King as part of your action, aye?

Edwin VanCleef BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

(Please no Drifloon 2)

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Hey hey hey!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

If you mess anything up you're gonna get a laser cannon to the face

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Calm down!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

You better not do anything or I will take off more than a point

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Molly don't forget to NOT fuck stuff up

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Do what you want cause a pirate is free (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

(Oh I’ve been getting Drifloon vibes the entire time)

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Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

Also yeah I put it in my action already

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

(Molly can fuck a little stuff up. As a treat)

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Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

You are a pir8!

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

//just not true!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

I miss Robbie Rotten.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

just for that im going to fuck stuff up

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

Molly

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

Molly please

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:56 PM

If you do i'm straight up just killing you

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

MOLLY PLEASE

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

We're JUST going to beat you ta' death.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Fufufu, am I not allowed to make a joke?

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Yea! A fellow joke maker!

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Only I'm allowed to be the comic relief!

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Let’s go!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:57 PM

DONT SCARE US LIKE THAT

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

This is not true I'm not a comical relief character if this were a narrative I'd have far more to contribute than just jokes I'm SURE of it (edited)

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Nice opinion. One small issue. I am about to hit the most-armed T-pose of any individual, ever, with the help of me crew. T

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Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

t

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

HOW.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

WHAT.

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Nice try! 8et you can't get eight arms though.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 06:58 PM

You don't have eight arms either

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Don't you?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Imagine having arms

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 PM

I thought that was your whole deal.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Do tentacles count as arms?

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 06:59 PM

This fish has no arms and it's cool

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Wait. Actually I did have arms for a bit. BUT NOT ANYMORE

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Don't ye miss having arms?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

No

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I only had one arm for a while.

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Whatever floats your boat I guess. (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I don’t like being in that form

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I only have like two tentacle arms

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:00 PM

It sucked

Except for the fish tube

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

The fish tube was good yes.

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Oh yeah! The fish tube!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

The best decision made o' The Ghost King.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

The fish tube?

Muskular BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

That was great fun!

The fish tube!

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

The rest are more like legs

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:01 PM

We installed a tube for her to go out to the sea whenever she pleases.

Like this:

https://tenor.com/view/meme-fish-in-a-tube-fish-cannon-fish-tube-gif-17807872

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The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

It was great ye should've seen it.

YEAH LIKE THAT

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Holy shit.

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

https://tenor.com/view/funny-fish-launch-gif-14878073

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

https://tenor.com/view/killer-fish-killer-fish-from-san-diego-gif-24027348

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Now that was the alternate concept…

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Killer Fish from San Diego

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

There was some talk of a torpedo launch system, aye.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:02 PM

How did you talk out a gif?

Wait what's a gif?

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

Don’t question it

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

Am I pronouncing it right?!

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

We simply did not think deeply about it.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

:)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

FISH TUBE

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

Fish tube

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

WHAT

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

I just assumed they were dehydration induced hallucinations.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLyfRKsMaU

SHOGENKI

Killer fish from San Diego FULL

Pirate Terraria BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

I am projecting the gif into your brains

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

(PFFFTTT)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:03 PM

Killer fish from san diego

Where's San Diego

Maerk BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

Demoman we're underwater we can't dehydrate

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

( @Mononobe no Futo can I share your art)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

(PLEASE)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

(yes)

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

This isn't San Diego this is the Bermuda Triangle or somethin'.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

It's San Diego now.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

It's funny that we ended up with peace, given that we came down as...

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

We have better killer fish.

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

The troll slaiyers.

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Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

I AM THE BEST KILLER FISH

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

//RACISM

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 07:04 PM

(oh my fucking god)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Wait

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Are you kids ready to get locked

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

WHY AM I SHORT HERE

Cortez BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

I'm ready.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

no

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(Never)

Noah BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Please, strange voice.

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Gay Gay homosexual gay

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

WHY AM I SHORT

2

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Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

1

2

Barbaros BOT 21-Feb-22 08:36 PM

Maerk hums a healing tune...It's truly enchanting and soothes the chaos for a brief moment.

He comes out of it seeming healthier than before, and Cortez feels empowered towards his action!

Twig and Mononobe tend to Scarlett's wounds. She thanks them for the aid.

Cortez accepts Molly as a new member of The Ghost King! That crew just keeps getting more members...

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Cortez, now, accepting the aid and benefit of several others, readies his ultimate move...

Oh holy shit.

Cortez is double T-posing??? It's incredibly powerful, everyone looks in awe... (edited)

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Said shape is burned into everyone's minds, as well as in the sand under the water.

1

(This symbol doesnt mean anything, it's just cool.)

Molly is building something as always, this time it's another...laser...cannon. This time specially built for Koeia! It's mouth-operated.

1

She then packs her lab back up and takes it with her.

Muskular, seemingly embracing chaos, pours another test tube of unknown liquid onto himself.

He turns into Toad!

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"CHANCE TIME!"

1

The dice spin, and he stops them all on their own squares!

Chance Time is finished! Muskular and Quagsire trade coins!

1

Wait...neither have any.

Well, that was a waste of time!

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The...curse? wears off and Muskular turns back into himself.

Now back, he announces a new duel to replace the old one!

Duel between Maerk and Cortez: Deliver a fine poem. You can choose to either make a haiku or a sonnet, however, I’m willing to allow other types of poems if you ask for permission first! Better poem as judged by Barbaros wins! Your time starts now and ends in one phase. The punishment for the loser is that I’ll say a scathing remark about them and maybe some bad luck.

A duel has been declared!

Whoever of @Maerk and @Cortez delivers the best poem according to Barbaros wins! The loser gets told off by Muskular and possibly some bad luck, if they're...unlucky!

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Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 09:02 PM

Noah and Vriska gather in between everybody.

Noah says, "I will not harm the crew of the Ghost King!"

Vriska clears her throat...

1

And says...

"I won't harm the crew of the Ghost King!"

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Koeia hands Noah a piece of rotten meat, which Noah slashes.

The meat dissipates, having served its (gross) purpose.

Koeia, Orla, Edwin, Scarlett, and Quagsire all breathe out a sigh of relief!

Koeia leaves Molly's side, Orla steps to the side of Maerk, Edwin lets Noah stand aside, Scarlett stops being so alert next to Vriska, and Quagsire... Quagsire doesn't feel like he needs to protect himself anymore.

Vriska then walks over to the leftmost slab and kneels.

She pulls out her sword...

BOOM!!

DEMOMAN JUST DESTROYED THE SLAB!

1

What the hell????

She was just about to- I mean, they had the covenant and all, why!

What prompted you to destroy the rightmost slab??

1

Well, at least no one got hurt.

Woah, nevermind. Vriska's dead.

1

Got a sword sticking out of her chest and all!

Well, time to leave.

Nevermind! Vriska's body is bathed in a blinding light!

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The light floats up...

Everyone can hear music in their heads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbUTyGfolX0

Loqwip

Homestuck - MeGaLoVania

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The light slowly dissipates, as the dodo dot dot, dot dot do- dododo repeats...

As the melody picks up...

Everyone sees it!

The figure! The power! The might! It's awe-inspiring!

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/-xFdmm_aSbcHMAiyj5n8Gzgq8emF3CiEod5RSMeaVpw/%3Fwidth%3D549%26height%3D676/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/945037867414089828/vriska.gif?width=544&height=670

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VRISKA SERKET HAS ACHIEVED GOD TIER.

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s

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She descends to the rest of the people.

Entrapta goes over to the lever.

She pulls on it with all her might!

It gives way!

WROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ungodly sounds are filling the whole area!

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(Noah is miffed.)

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It almost feels like...

The city is starting to...

It's like when you're in an elevator on floor one, and you click to go to floor eight, and you can't really see anything...

But you can feel it.

That pushing-down on your head.

Are we going up...?

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It's hard to say how long it will take to reach the surface of the ocean.

But Atlantis is coming back, baby.

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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket stayed here.

Captain Scarlett stayed here.

Entrapta moved to kyedeck

Barbaros moved to kyedeck

Bones moved to ???

Pirate Demoman moved to ???

Edwin VanCleef moved to ???

Noah moved to ???

Mononobe no Futo moved to ???

Twig moved to ???

Molly moved to ???

Cortez moved to ???

Maerk moved to kyedeck

Orla Nevvit moved to kyedeck

Muskular moved to kyedeck

Pirate moved to kyedeck

Quagsire moved to kyedeck

Koeia moved to ???

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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 12----- ATLANTIS ATLANTIS You'd best start believing in mythical sunken cities... because you're in one! The ruins of Atlantis stretch before you across the ocean floor, this long-forgotten haven of science and culture now covered by barnacles and algae. At the centre of the city, a majestic pavilion stands, with a strange mechanism at the centre. It looks like an engine, riddled with tubes and valves, with a control panel on the front and a mighty lever next to it. The level seems to have been pulled, and the sounds of mechanical whirrs and grinding perpetually fill the area. There is a small stone altar here, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

Atop a ruined tower are two stone slabs, each in the right shape to act as a bed - though not comfortable ones. Not to mention the right one being destroyed, and the left one being covered in blue blood. You can barely make out parts of symbols in the centre of each. On the left: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317527788507206/1Q9YIzBJHxNBjk2YAWrVfXQ.png On the right: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/944317549653409844/f263a73e9a501251bc446b9aeab8509cf398760b_00.png A strange symbol - something that looks like a double-T - is engraved into the sand. It's unsure of what it means, but probably nothing. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/940358246613524500/atlantis-wallpaper-preview.png

Vriska Serket

5/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

Captain Scarlett

2.75/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

Karl

VIEWING ONLY

@Vriska Serket @Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Vriska!!!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

::::)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

That guy with the explosives is lucky he was late... 'Cause I can still beat him up!!

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

Nah, he was aiming for the time sla8!

Something about McAfee.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:26 PM

I hope he was.. for his own good, Y'know?

Anyways, what now?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Now, I can fly!

We're getting the hell out of these ruins.

I'll pick up you and whatever the hell Karl's left as, and we can move to the deck of the Kye.

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Ooh nice!

You... can carry me right?

My hips have been called "child bearing" on some occasions... (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Did you miss everything I've 8een saying a8out how strong I am?

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Might have...

//Do we DM Karl's player whether they're still in the game?

Vriska Serket BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(she aint doing too great. im not sure if shes dropped or not, but i think its just best to wait and see)

Captain Scarlett BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

//oki oki

Captain Scarlett BOT 22-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Sooo....

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket BOT 22-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Sup.

Captain Scarlett BOT 22-Feb-22 06:24 PM

Do you know where Karl could be?

Or like where to look for 'em or like... what do we do? it's almost time to.... do stuff...

Vriska Serket BOT 22-Feb-22 06:25 PM

My 8est guess is some sort of plane of the dead.

Captain Scarlett BOT 22-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Darn..

Vriska Serket BOT 22-Feb-22 06:26 PM

He's halfway 8etween life and death, so it stands to reason he can move 8etween the two.

Luckily for us, this means we can just carry his physical form around.

Captain Scarlett BOT 22-Feb-22 06:26 PM

I'm sure life finds a way and we'll find 'em eventually

Ohhh true!

So do I pick him up, you pick me up, and we fly.... uh.... Where are we flying off to?

Vriska Serket BOT 22-Feb-22 06:39 PM

The Kye is the only place I can see at the minute.

Dou8t they'll 8e happy to see us, 8ut we can quickly get away and head somewhere quieter.

From there, we can work out how to leave for good.

Captain Scarlett BOT 22-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Sounds like a plan!

Just try not to scare them. They have no protection from us and we're super badass so they might feel threatened

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 07:35 PM

Scarlett goes over to Karl's body and tries to pick him up!

Hnnnnghhhhhh!

It's not happening.

But then the beautiful, sexy, smart, amazing, orgasmic Epic Tier God Vriska comes over to her and just picks up Karl, Scarlett, and the altar itself. (edited)

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She flies majestically towards the surface!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 08:27 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket moved to ???

Captain Scarlett moved to ???