Trouble on the High Seas

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-----Phase 1----- DOCK Where else to meet your colleagues, other than right below the ship you'll sail on? Well, it'll take some work. For now, the fishing-and-trading atmosphere of the cliffside docks makes for a great backdrop for socializing. You are here to meet your crew and decide who does what. Enjoy the shaded buildings and wait to be shown to your work-in-progress vessel. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/935944007396241478/unknown.png

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

Pirate

3/3 HP

David Hasselhoff

3/3 HP

May

3/3 HP

Monkey Buccaneer

3/3 HP

Patchy the Pirate

3/3 HP

Steve the Pirate

3/3 HP

Carvallain de Gorgagne

3/3 HP

Muskular

3/3 HP

@Minamitsu Murasa @Pirate @David Hasselhoff @May @Monkey Buccaneer @Patchy the Pirate @Steve the Pirate @Carvallain de Gorgagne @Muskular

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:04 PM

YARR

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:04 PM

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:04 PM

AHOY THERE

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:05 PM

Ahoy

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:05 PM

(I'm in class, I'll be available later)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 07:05 PM

(I too am in class and will be available later)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 07:06 PM

(I still need to change my icon too oops ill be a sec)

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:08 PM

"YARRRRRRRRRRRR"

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:09 PM

Alright ye scurvydogs

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:10 PM

(I dont have nitro and too many people would find it weird if I changed my pfp LOL)

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:10 PM

(embrace the hasselhoff)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:10 PM

We got some pirate booty to plunder and some ships to raid and some scalleywags to set sail with and errrrr

Man how the hell do people talk like this

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 07:11 PM

(Tbh im in a similar boat but im considering doing it anyway)

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:11 PM

I say this be a fine group of swashbucklers, hardy har!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:12 PM

Pfps really do be like that sometimes

Anyway we got a fine crew it looks like

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:13 PM

It do be lookin' as if we scrounged up better than those landlubbers from Joe's scurvy crew!

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:13 PM

We have a monkey, we basically are the best crew already.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:13 PM

Agreed

Elaida BOT 26-Jan-22 07:14 PM

coward

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:14 PM

Although I'm not much of a pirate but I've heard stories about them

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:14 PM

Every crew worth their salt needs a mascot!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:14 PM

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:15 PM

I wouldn't call myself a pirate either but I'm a damn good swimmer.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:15 PM

This my 3rd crew I've been with

The first one is all dead

Myself included

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:16 PM

But you are right here.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:16 PM

That's because I'm a ghost

After dying I did the normal vengeful ghost routine

Sinking every ship that I came across

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:17 PM

Wait, where do be our monkey? I must pet it, for a sailor's superstitious reasons

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:17 PM

Shiver me timbers...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:17 PM

Those were the days

But thats behind me now

I can say with confidence that I'm a fully redeemed ghost captain!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:18 PM

Me crew, I am right here!

Yarharhar!

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:18 PM

A monkey and the flying dutchman is here. There's some impressive people here.

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:19 PM

YARGH Steve attempts to pet the monkey as previously stated

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:19 PM

I no longer have to give in to my desires to sink every single ship that comes my way

But thats enough about me, what's about you all

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:20 PM

Swimming and singing, that's me!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:20 PM

Glory, Gold and Rum!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:21 PM

Me mateys, I have a proposition.

Wouldn't is be hilarious if I we had an animal as our captain?

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:23 PM

Yar... I was plannin' on bein the captain... but a monkey captain? Now that would be something Yarharhar!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:23 PM

It would be hilarious, and a damn good luck charm!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:23 PM

Do any of you even have any experience as a captain?

I've been a captain twice after all

Waffles Antiqua BOT 26-Jan-22 07:24 PM

(ill talk soon, just got home)

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:24 PM

The look on our enemies faces, ahahaha, that's gonna be fun if we have the monkey as captain.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:24 PM

And before you say anything no, the first time we sunk it wasn't on me

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:24 PM

I've sailed the seas plenty of years, the wars I've fought are too many to count.

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:25 PM

Your enemies sound strong? Who were they?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:25 PM

Bloons.

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:25 PM

Bloons?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:25 PM

Never heard of em

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:25 PM

They're practically the devil, mate.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:26 PM

Can't be that bad, ive dealt with literal devils before

David Hasselhoff BOT 26-Jan-22 07:26 PM

Maybe some vikings I've never heard of.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:26 PM

Although we just went out drinking

But still

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:26 PM

a'Course! I'm the most feared captain in all of the world!

Yar.. Actually, this don't look like my world.

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:30 PM

I've been the temporary captain of a Ballin' team!

Won some mighty booty too

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 07:35 PM

I was the captain of the Krakens Arms, one of the fiercest crews around

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 07:35 PM

Aye, but may I draw ye attention to

The Monke, the best captain choice of us all

He bears none of them burdens we do as humans

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:36 PM

Steve is spittin' facts, yar

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 07:37 PM

The monkey would make a fine captain, its true

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 07:38 PM

Aye.

We can't get sued because you can't sue a monkey!

and we're pirates

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:39 PM

Alright I'll give you that

I've had my fair share of "clumsy" animal crew members but I've seen some diligent ones as well

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:40 PM

aye, I don't have to deal with human laws.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 26-Jan-22 07:40 PM

What's a special skill that you have monkey?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 07:40 PM

They don't apply to this ape, mate.

monkey powers, one I cannot begin to describe, mate.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 07:43 PM

I bought a monkey for my own crew once

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 08:55 PM

AHOY THERE

1

WHAAT???????

A MONKEY for a cap'n???????

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 08:57 PM

Ahoy!

Hmm, I don’t trust a monkey to guide us through the seas.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:00 PM

This kind of reminds Patchy of an old story....

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:00 PM

Tell your story then, lad.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:02 PM

Me hero, spongebob sqaurepants met a sea farin group of monkeys

They befouled his pal Sandy's invention!!!!!! (edited)

I would've made them walk the plank!!!!! (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:04 PM

Heh! Monkeys can be trouble alright!

This crew clearly needs guidance if some are considering a monkey as captain!

Not just anyone can navigate these waters!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:06 PM

Yer right maytee!!!

Meself I have sailed all the 6 seas and seen many an ancient wonder!

What does a monkey know!?!?!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 09:08 PM

My crew was the best of the best when it came to navigating, thanks to the secrets of Ishgardian Astromancy

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:09 PM

Astromancy?

Count yourself lucky cause you’re looking at a Star Spirit!

I’m practically the symbol of guidance!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:10 PM

Where's ye hook? What kind of pirate has 5 hands an no hook!!!!!!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:10 PM

Pirate?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:11 PM

WHAAAT

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:11 PM

Ha! I consider myself more of a sailor.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:11 PM

Oh PHEW

For a moment I thought ye were a LANDLUBBER! (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:12 PM

Of Land, Sea, and Sky, the latter two are my specialty!

Land is great and all… but it’s not as exciting!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:13 PM

Yarr you speak some sense maytee.

But still where's ye hook?

Wait...

Hold yer seahorses.

You remind me of me hero spongebob squarepants' first mate!!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:15 PM

Hmm?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:16 PM

Yer a starfish maytee, you can be the Patrick to me spongebob!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:17 PM

Starfish? I reside up above, not down below!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:17 PM

WHAAT?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:17 PM

Didn’t you hear? I’m a Star Spirit!

No fish involved!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:18 PM

patchy looks aghast

Yer a ghost!!!!

Shiver me timbers!

A ghost crew, thats not good for me jangled nerve!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:20 PM

Ahh.... I ain't that type of spirit!

Apologies if I alarmed ya!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:21 PM

Yarrr, worry not Patrick, yer old pal Patchy has a lilied liver I'm ashamed to admit.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:22 PM

Patrick? Where are you getting that name from?

Name's Muskular...!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:23 PM

Another star from the best cartoon in the 8 seas!

Muskular! Yarr a fine name for a seafarer!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:25 PM

Appreciate it, friend! You said your name is Patchy... right?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:26 PM

You got it maytee! Beloved swashbuckler, chef and ladies fella. Not to mention spongebob's number one fan!!

Where do ye hail from Matrick?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:28 PM

Heh...

I hail from the Star Haven!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:30 PM

STARR HAVEN! sounds even better than Encino arharharhar

And what experience have ye on deck?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:31 PM

I've sailed my own boat before, even held a little party on it!

I'd say I was a pretty good host!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:31 PM

A party!?!?!

Patchy's never been invited to one of those before!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:32 PM

Encino? I've heard of that place, Encino... Right paradise.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:32 PM

YARRRRG maytee some could call it that!

Though it be MISSING!

One day I came back from flipping patties and it were GONE! (edited)

patchy cries and leans on a nearby post

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:37 PM

Aww.. there's no need to cry!

What's done is done!

...You say you've never been invited to a party?

I bet if I were captain, I could change that!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:39 PM

patchy stops sobbing

Matrick, you would do that for yer old pal Patchy?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:40 PM

Of course I would, lad!

You seem like a good guy!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:40 PM

Encino be gone? Perhaps that be my hidden booty- once I find it of course.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:41 PM

Maytee I would be on yer crew!!

AYE

Encino be full of booty!!

All me spongebob tapes!!!!

And the recipie fer me Patchy patty!!!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:44 PM

You happen to know anything about where this Encino went?

Perhaps we may stumble upon it during our journeys!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:47 PM

Narrr I've not a scooby where it could be, some landlubber must have moved it!

It could be anywhere in the 11 seas!!

Say maytee, that could be yer crew's first port of call! Patchy patties on me afterr we find it!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:50 PM

Yeah! I bet we can easily find it with myself at the helm!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:52 PM

OOH!

I'll follow yer into the deep Pat- i mean Muskularrrr!! salutes with hook (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:55 PM

salutes back

Great to have you on board!

Now we gotta wait for a say from the others here!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:58 PM

Savvy!!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 09:58 PM

Hopefully they listened in, cause I think we spoke plenty of sense!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:59 PM

Yarrr! That we did cap'n!!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 09:59 PM

I'll be rather honest with ye good fellows, I didn't hear a word you said. I took a red cannonball to the ear in a skirmish of '04, so not only is me ear shot, me mind is rattled.

Howe'r, let me try to remember...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 10:02 PM

Shiver me timbers what a tale!!!!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:03 PM

At least you’re still up and kicking! Feel free to take your time!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 10:07 PM

Well, it seems to me that it be wise to have a party boat. Parties attract people, and people live in Encino. Therefore, the best way to find booty in Encino is to bring it straight to us!

Do me mind not make sense?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:09 PM

That’s reasonable logic!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:09 PM

Yard har mates, that seem like good plan! (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 10:10 PM

OOOH! Yer my kind of pirate cannonhead!! Encino's bounty will be ours!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:12 PM

Word of mouth is indeed a powerful tool!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 10:14 PM

Cannonhead! Yargh, if me crew had thought of that, oh so many laughs were lost-

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:16 PM

What’s ya preferred name anyway?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:17 PM

Monkey.

Or Buccaneer.

preferably monkey.

Or Captain.

Whatever you choose.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:17 PM

Question was directed at “Cannonhead”.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:18 PM

Apologies, mate.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:18 PM

And I ain’t calling you captain.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:18 PM

Don't respect the primate, aye? (edited)

Bit rude of ye, aye?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:19 PM

Simply stating the reasonable.

A monkey is not fit to captain a ship!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 10:20 PM

Steve

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:22 PM

Pleasure meeting you Steve!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:33 PM

We be having a party boat?

AYE That’s a great idea Mateys

But we will still be plunderin’ and pirating right?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:34 PM

Plundering..?

Ehh… not a fan of that…

It’s not kind to just… take something that isn’t yours!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:35 PM

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

WE'RE PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:37 PM

Huh?!

I thought this was a fun ol’ sailing expedition!

I ain’t a pirate!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:39 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765098269755179018/892890473398681630/gi_1.gif (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:40 PM

What’s that look for?

You got a problem with being nice?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:45 PM

You ain't a pirate, mate?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:46 PM

No! I made this clear earlier!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:46 PM

Ah. I see.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:46 PM

Then who says we have to listen to de landlubber!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:46 PM

Hey now..

I’m still a sailor!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

Perhaps lads.. We gotta shape em' into a great Buccaneer!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

Pirate or no we're all one crew

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

Ah, my mistake

Apologies.

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

They don't know the glory that comes with bein' a pirate

May BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

You can still be a pirate and be nice to people

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:47 PM

aye, both brilliant ideas!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:48 PM

Eh?

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:48 PM

huh

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:48 PM

I’m pretty sure being a pirate inherently has a negative connotation to it!

You steal from others! That ain’t being nice to others!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:49 PM

But should that stop ye from being nice?

aye, I say no!

May BOT 26-Jan-22 10:49 PM

You've clearly never heard of the Jellyfish Pirates

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:50 PM

Not everyone deserves our niceties.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:50 PM

Well I think everyone does deserve such niceties! (edited)

I ain’t stealing from anybody!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:51 PM

Ye got much to learn then Patrick.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:51 PM

It’s… not Patrick!

I’m Muskular..!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:51 PM

You play nice, then you get right back at 'em!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 10:52 PM

Really it all depends on the situation

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:52 PM

That too, mate!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 10:53 PM

I dont steal from my fellows, that breaks the code

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:53 PM

Play nice? Feigning kindness…well I think that’s even worse!

It depends?!?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:54 PM

You sound more like the crazy one here, mate.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:54 PM

That’s funny coming from the monkey!

I’m trying to be the voice of reason!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 10:55 PM

Society.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:55 PM

There’s no situation where stealing is acceptable!

May BOT 26-Jan-22 10:55 PM

The monkey is the most reasonable person here

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 10:56 PM

Ive taken my fair share of spices but its all been under local code and laws

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:56 PM

?????????

What local code allows stealing?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 10:57 PM

Well in my hometown of Limsa Lominsa we're allowed to plunder to our hearts content, so long as its from ships belonging to countries we're currently at war with

Back before the current admiral it extended further too

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 10:58 PM

Such lawless lands exist..?

How dreadful!

May BOT 26-Jan-22 10:59 PM

In order to protect the weak, some laws must be broken

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 10:59 PM

That's the land of the sea!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:00 PM

Those foreign ships… they probably contain some of “the weak” too!

Desperate for pay…

And to steal from them..? Just because the ship is owned by some “enemy” country?

It’s morally abhorrent!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:04 PM

Would that it didnt have to be that way

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:09 PM

Listen here maytees, this here star is going to take us to find the lost city of Encino. That's good enough for me and it should be good enough for ye scallywags.

It's like spongebob always says, with i m a g i n a t i o n anything is possible. Let's just i m a g i n e we be plundering! (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:11 PM

Thanks Patchy…!

Well spoken!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:15 PM

patchy's eyes well up, he isn't used to being validated

Th- thank ye maytee.

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:15 PM

I ain't gunna sit here an be patronized by the likes a you.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:16 PM

Hey! Watch your words!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:17 PM

I won't!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:18 PM

Wait, so we be taking the party boat to track down the Lost City of Encino? Only if me cut do be a house, rent free!

Steve has been... struggling financially you see.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:19 PM

Don't ye be cursin the cap'n ye scabby sea bass!!

Ye can room with me cannonhead!!!

Ye can have Potty's bed! (edited)

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:20 PM

As pirates, we take the booty and split it evenly between everyone

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:20 PM

I’m not…. a pirate…!

I won’t partake in this.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:20 PM

More for the rest of us then

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:21 PM

Who walked the plank and set you the Captain ya damn Scalleywag! (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:21 PM

Yarrrrrg, but Cap'n, we have a right to the plunderin of Encino through yer old pal Patchy!!

How dare ye, ye be soundin like Potty!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:22 PM

Aye... that do be a better haul than a lonely home...

An' who's our cap'n? It seems we 'ave one

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:23 PM

Patrick be taking us to Encino!

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:23 PM

We're talking about the monkey being the captain, yes?

unless someone else has objections

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:24 PM

I have captaining experience but i dont recall us deciding for this crew

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:24 PM

We take it down to a vote, yes?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:24 PM

A vote sounds acceptable

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:25 PM

Aye, me vote is with whoever be worthy to take us to Encino! (edited)

Seems the star be that sailor

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:25 PM

Yes… I think I am the most suitable for navigating the seas!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:25 PM

Counter argument: the monkey is a monkey

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:26 PM

Let me see if i can find the stuff to set up an astroscope to assist with the navigation

If only i knew where my own ship was

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:26 PM

If that monkey is captain… this vessel is bound for doom!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:27 PM

Counterarguement here be

Monk e

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:27 PM

NOOOO! No monkey possess the skills to find me lost city!

Unless....

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:27 PM

There is no “unless” here..!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:27 PM

Aren't we simply different monkeys

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

We are not!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

Who are we to discriminate against a pure monkey as the humans who bear imaginary weight from 'society'

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

The monkey!!!

A primemate!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

Aye, a prime mate, Patchy (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

A prime mate (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:28 PM

…

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

Oh! I see it now

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

A prime MAYTEE

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

Yeah!!!!

Steve the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

Aye, then the star and the monk shall guide our path true

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

A prime first mate, perhaps

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

Have you all gone mad..?

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

You're the one joining a crew of pirates (edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:29 PM

I propose the star be the captain and the monkey the first mate (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:30 PM

The star be to weak to be a captain!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:30 PM

I am NOT having that monkey be first mate!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:30 PM

What think ye maytees to this:

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:30 PM

They ain't got no backbone!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:30 PM

A test of the ol sailors wits...

Whichever scallywag can win me spongebob quiz takes the helm!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:31 PM

Oh so it’s wrong to discriminate against the monkey but not the star?!

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:31 PM

Where are your arms?

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:31 PM

At least the monkeys got a pirate hat! (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:32 PM

My arms are perfectly visible!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:32 PM

Arms? Come to think of it where's my axe

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:33 PM

Neitherrrre has a hook!!!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:33 PM

We can fix this by swapping the positions, aye?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:33 PM

Perhaps

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:33 PM

MONKEY,

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:34 PM

aye?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:34 PM

What will ye do as our cap'n?

Prove yer worth

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:35 PM

Lead us to victory, and provide morale!

Who doesn't love a cute monkey mascot, aye?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:35 PM

What a vague statement…

It holds no useful meaning!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:35 PM

I’m sold!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:35 PM

Yarrr I'm staying with Patrick!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:36 PM

That’s… Now that’s what I want to hear!

This… not so much..

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:37 PM

Wow crazy how you don't agree with someone not agreeing with you

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:37 PM

Yar! That pirate is spittin' facts!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:37 PM

No need for sarcasm…!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:37 PM

You can be a prime first maytee monkey!!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:38 PM

How about we settle this the Lominsan way

With a race

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:38 PM

Lominsan?

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:39 PM

What kind of race?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:39 PM

What about me quiz? (edited)

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:39 PM

See, i think you only know anything about that one

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:39 PM

Traditionally, our leadership is dictated by who can sail around the island the fastest, but as we currently lack one ship let alone two, perhaps something of smaller scale might be necessary

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:40 PM

All I'm saying mate, that star must not know how to fight in a war.

Their hands haven't been stained with blood yet.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:40 PM

…

And that’s a bad thing?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:40 PM

Yarr I be the number one fan after all.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:41 PM

Regardless i believe it would be a suitably stringent test of sailing prowess (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:41 PM

Uh huh, mate.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:42 PM

Both of ye tell us how ye would go about finding Encino?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:42 PM

Hold a party for all!

Surely one of the attendants will know something!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:44 PM

Party?

heh

It's not time to party now, aye?

We need a captain!

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:45 PM

I was answering a question!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:45 PM

I dont think we have the right "spices" on hand for a proper party

If we go that path we has better prepare (edited)

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:46 PM

I am experienced in holding a party!

This isn’t my first rodeo!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:47 PM

Ye sound like it is though.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:47 PM

It is not!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:48 PM

ye actions speak better than ye words!

No need to get so flustered, mate.

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:48 PM

…

May BOT 26-Jan-22 11:48 PM

If I need catering after our spoils, I know who to call next

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:49 PM

Who be voting for who as it be standing?

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:50 PM

A poll, aye?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:51 PM

Aye not in the same sense as the mast mind ye! (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:51 PM

We do that inbetween phases, aye.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:52 PM

Yarrr but what if voting be influenced by general opinion prime maytee?

Which cap'n has most favorr? (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 26-Jan-22 11:53 PM

We have to ask everyone, aye?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 26-Jan-22 11:55 PM

That would probably be best

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:55 PM

Aye? Poor old Patchy doesn't know much about politics or democracy, usually he just gets insulted in these here kinds of converrrrsations. (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:57 PM

If the star claims to be a sailor we should make them one of the mates, not the captain

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:58 PM

I will NOT be a mate to that monkey! (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:59 PM

Would you be one of mine?

Hypothetically

Muskular BOT 26-Jan-22 11:59 PM

No…!

I ain’t being a mate to a plunderer!

Pirate Terraria BOT 26-Jan-22 11:59 PM

It would take some work but I could make a fine pirate outta you

Patchy the Pirate BOT 26-Jan-22 11:59 PM

What do ye have to offer?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:00 AM

If you think you can brainwash me… think again!

I ain’t ever becoming a pirate!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:00 AM

So you don't trust all your mates.

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:00 AM

We're all plunderers here

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:00 AM

I am not.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:01 AM

Then why are ye trying to be the captain!

We're pirates.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:01 AM

Being a captain doesn’t imply being a pirate!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:01 AM

Well I’ve been captainin ships since I can remember! I’ve been called the most renowned and feared pirate in all the land!

I also sell cannons and cannonballs!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:02 AM

Any good ship has a captain… pirate or not!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:02 AM

This is a pirate ship!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:02 AM

Says who?

You?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:02 AM

all of the pirates around us, ye.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:03 AM

Well I think it’s just a ship!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:03 AM

More feared than the likes of the flying Dutchman!?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:03 AM

All in favor of pirating say aye (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:03 AM

ye're outnumbered as the sailor here aye.

ey.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:04 AM

I'm all for piracy, so long as it gets me back to be Encino booty! (edited)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:04 AM

NAY!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:04 AM

Probably!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:04 AM

I fer one am fond of the starrr though!

GASPS

begins to shake

Oh no, no, no, NO

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:06 AM

I doubt he’s telling the truth! No need to get worked up!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:06 AM

ARRRGH

I can't TAKE this anymore! The indecision is janglin me nerve!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:08 AM

The flying dutchman is the most feared pirate this guy's seven seas, you've really shocked him!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:09 AM

Er… maybe I sold myself a bit too hard

But I was feared!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:09 AM

Patchy begins to cry and lean on the post again

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:10 AM

pat's patchy on the back

It's okay patchy

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:10 AM

Thank ye, adorable maytee

Yer old pal Patchy needs a few moments.

(Gonna sleep gn maytees this has been so fun! :) )

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 12:13 AM

aye

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:13 AM

Aye!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:13 AM

oh yeah

AYE!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:14 AM

…

What a sad sight…

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:16 AM

so what ye saying, starfish, that you want to be captain, in a ship full of pirates.

Wonderful plan, mate.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:17 AM

It’s clear you all need some proper guidance!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:18 AM

https://c.tenor.com/Z4MeTgzhPoUAAAAM/btd6-bloons.gif

Dirty Spaceman BOT 27-Jan-22 12:18 AM

(LMAO)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:20 AM

Did he find it

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:20 AM

Who are you?!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:20 AM

Did I not introduce myself earlier?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:20 AM

You better not be siding with the monkey!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:21 AM

I'm Captain Murasa

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:21 AM

No

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:21 AM

Ghostly Captain of the Palanquin

AND a two time captain

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:22 AM

And this certainly ain’t gonna be the third time!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:22 AM

I don't see you with any captain experience

You some type of youkai or something?

I've never seen anyone like you before

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:22 AM

What!?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:22 AM

What's that?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

Lets face it, most of this crew has captain experience. Im not suite sure why our primary two choices for captain are exceptions to this

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

True

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

It's fun to do something new

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

More suited for mates ey

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

Just think of it like monsters ghosts and other assorted spirits

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

I’m a Star Spirit!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

Ah

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

How often must I repeat myself?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:23 AM

Well, i'm not a captain, I am the First Mate on the Jellyfish Pirates

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:24 AM

Definitely youkai then

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:24 AM

NO!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:24 AM

Hell I'm one myself on account of you know, being dead

Don't worry though, if anyone tries to exterminate you I'll stop them

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:24 AM

Woah, we got a dead person, that's awesome!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:24 AM

I… appreciate the offer…

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:25 AM

Anyway despite me being a captain and all I'm not exactly the "captain" of my crew

Despite the fact I'm the only one who knows how to fly the ship

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:25 AM

I am a monkey!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:26 AM

I can see that

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:26 AM

Pleasures is mine, mate.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:26 AM

Why don't we get a tally going on who wants to vote for who

Personally I'm not opposed to the monkey being captain but I've seen stranger things

Although the monkey has to prove itself

How good are you at dodging lasers?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:27 AM

lasers? i didn't know we were getting one of those!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:27 AM

quite good, you'd be surprised what I faced.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:27 AM

Hmmmmmmmmm

Dodging lasers is a plus

How about dodging orbs of various sizes

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:28 AM

What are these questions?????

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:28 AM

Important that's what

I need to size this potential captain up

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:28 AM

Do Bloons count?

They're round.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:29 AM

That's pretty damn good

How about talismans?

And knives?

And little needles?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 12:29 AM

Orbs and lasers? I didnt know we were dealing with the illuminati here. Or that they branched out to the sea

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

Can't we just promote the star and be done with it?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

no

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

Not yet

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

…

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

Do you really want a captain that doesn't support your ideals?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:30 AM

Exactly

Which brings me to my final question

Do you believe in equality?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:31 AM

Yes.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:31 AM

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:31 AM

Everyone on my crew is equal, mates.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:31 AM

Alright that works for me

If you were to become captain you have my support

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:32 AM

Hey! I also believe in equality!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:32 AM

That's good then

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:32 AM

now hold on starfish, weren't ye dissing me before?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:32 AM

But can you dodge lasers and orbs of various sizes? (edited)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:32 AM

Yes!

Of course I can!

I’m magic!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:33 AM

I can't take that with a straight face.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:33 AM

God DAMN we got some talented people here (edited)

I mean dodging lasers and orbs is basic but not bad still

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:33 AM

I bet I could throw that monkey further than anyone else here!

If we theoretically needed to throw it that is!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:34 AM

I'm glad ye plans to overthrow me has already started, mate.

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:34 AM

The captain is the face of the crew, if the captain isn't good, The Morale of the crew would be down!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:35 AM

True

Nice anchor by the way

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:35 AM

Heh! I didn’t mean it in that way!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:35 AM

Reminds me a lot of the one I usually swing around

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:35 AM

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:36 AM

The anchor is the quintessential weapon all pirates should be able to use

Or sailors for that matter

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:36 AM

Thanks, It's really heavy!

I can lift it quite easily!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:36 AM

I could swing that anchor around easily!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:36 AM

Mine isn't super heavy but it gets the job done

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:36 AM

NO

MY ANCHOR

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

I prefer the axe but i can use an anchor in a pinch

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

Do NOT touch another sailors anchor

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

TRUE

It's like, ye life and blood

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

Calm down! It was only a theoretical!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

Only if i give you permission

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

Captain monkey if you're going to be the captain I need to know how good you are at using an anchor

May BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

the only one with permission besides me is Johnny!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:37 AM

Now that we're talking about anchors

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:38 AM

I can throw one of those bad boys quiet easily, aye!

Using my Epic Monkey Powers™️

just wait until ye go ape mode, aye!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:39 AM

Not bad

Alright my confidence in you is still rock solid

Anyone else here wanna be a captain aside from myself and the ghost star

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:40 AM

I wouldn't object.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:41 AM

Four potential captains then

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:41 AM

equality

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:41 AM

It might be better if we figure out what we all want to do as captain

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 12:41 AM

Id like to be captain but i accept theres just too much competition at the moment

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:42 AM

Well only two people can be mate, and I simply don’t believe that is a role suited for you!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:42 AM

I think the monkey proved itself

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:42 AM

I do not!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:42 AM

It can dodge the basics and swing an anchor

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:44 AM

Maybe you misunderstood me before Patty boy, I never meant pirates can't be nice! We're only mean to people who we don't like!

You oughta give it a try

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:44 AM

Hey, starfish, I heard some little rumors that you were captured by that evil Bowser, aye?

and guarded by one of his generals, aye?

Sounds like ye can hold his own, haha!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:45 AM

Very true

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:45 AM

!

W-

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:45 AM

I'm new to this entire pirate business but even I know you gotta put your foot down

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:45 AM

Where did you hear such a thing!?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:46 AM

Like for example, if I saw someone like Mononobe no Futo around here, I'd probably have to get in a fight with them

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:47 AM

A rumor going around from my monkey friends.

I'm sure ye reaction proved that rumor.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:47 AM

N-

W-

Why should anyone believe that!!??

Rumors only cause trouble!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:48 AM

But something like that, mate?

I dunno, that's pretty serious.

but I'm glad ye have proven yourself to be quite capable of defending yourself, especially if ye's be captured.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 12:49 AM

…

I am very capable I will let you know!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:51 AM

And I'm a freaking shark! Preposterous!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:51 AM

You look human to me, mate.

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 12:52 AM

Aye, tis me point

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 12:55 AM

Good thing shark people don't exist!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 12:55 AM

Agreed

I really hope they don't exist

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 12:56 AM

So what yarr're saying mate, you want to go with the star that doesn't support ye ideals, has been rumored to not even hold ye's on against Bowser, and doesn't support equality for monkeys?

tis a shame, really

but I have to support my mates no matter what yarr choices are.

Me loyalty to my crew the most important.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 01:03 AM

Yeah that’s important…

But so is not robbing people!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 01:04 AM

Yarr're speaking to the wrong crowd about not stealing, aye.

'tis a shame really.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 01:05 AM

Anyone can be changed!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 01:31 AM

That's exactly the opposite o' what I'm saying!

Garrgh, last time I use me metaphors

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 01:33 AM

…

And I was just starting to like ya Steve..

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 01:33 AM

I'm not really fit to be a captain. I am much more content on being active in the field... or water, saving comrades from drowning.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 01:37 AM

That's what I love to here mate, yarr always welcomed! (edited)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 01:38 AM

Ya got a name, lifeguard?

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 01:51 AM

Well it's not too late to like me! There will be lots of me to like... Once I find me buried treasure, that is.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 01:53 AM

I think you’ll find it’s hard to win back trust easily.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 01:55 AM

okay, besides the captain, we need yerr group objective!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 02:00 AM

I believe I already made my intentions clear.

Find Encino via party boat. That would be mine.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 02:05 AM

(I tried googling this, what does this mean)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 02:06 AM

(I dunno, that’s just what patchy and Steve were talking about)

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 02:25 AM

I'm David Hasselhoff

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:09 AM

Party Yacht

The superior version of ye party boat

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 06:40 AM

(Btw are there any specific things we should be sending to the bot tonight? My last game was anniversary so im not sure how/if things changed)

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:41 AM

(make sure you send the bot a good night message)

(no unless you want to send your action now)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 06:42 AM

(Alrighty, thank ya)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 07:48 AM

Maytees I'm having myself an inner crisis.

I can't possibly choose between ye scallywags!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 04:00 PM

mateys.

What should ye do?

We've got a limited amount of ye time

But we need the group objective!

(what the hell is Encino)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 04:11 PM

(Its a part of LA that shows up in spongebob specials sometimes. Where patchy lives)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 04:17 PM

Any ideas?

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:22 PM

Aye, we shall take Encino and make it our pirate hideout! All equipped with disco balls and speakers and everything, as a pirate cove should be!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 04:25 PM

Works for me!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:25 PM

But who did we say be the best man for manning the ship?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 04:26 PM

Er… uhh…

We be between the monkey and the star no?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 04:29 PM

(OH)

(yeah, I'm good for that)

Yarr, So our objective is to Sail to Encino, and make it our hideout!

Is that good, mates?

Or add ye more to it?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 04:31 PM

https://tenor.com/view/may-guilty-gear-anchor-pogo-stick-guilty-gear-xrd-gif-22060372

YEAH

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 04:32 PM

Maybe add something about defending it. Wouldn’t want to see our cove destroyed!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 27-Jan-22 04:33 PM

I can agree with that

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:33 PM

I do believe the ability do be party'in is of grave importance, Monk e

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 04:37 PM

I also have a proposition for our cap’n situation

The monkey and star as me mates, and I the captain of this crew!

I’m quite an experienced sailor myself, and if this star is all he’s cracked up to be we’ll be in Encino in no time!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 04:39 PM

What the hell is Encino

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 04:39 PM

No clue!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 04:39 PM

No clue either!

But we must go there!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:40 PM

We will become Encino men, men!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 04:42 PM

Sounds deadly

I'm guessing the monkey is gonna be captain at this rate but who are the mates?

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:44 PM

Patchy 'as a high stake in our mission, tis only right.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 04:44 PM

Whoever I want, but if someone say they wants to be my mate, I'll let 'em!

But I do agree with me Steve, patchy is a good pick, aye?

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:45 PM

Aye

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 04:46 PM

Aight then

Well I'm not opposed to being a mate

May BOT 27-Jan-22 04:52 PM

i wouldn't be opposed either, if someone really wants it, they can have it

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 04:54 PM

(I can't believe y'all are uncultured)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 04:54 PM

Okay, how yarr about this: Sail to Encino, claim it as our hideout, and have a party there!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:54 PM

YARRR.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 04:55 PM

I am more experienced with parties on boats than parties not on boats, I must clarify!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:55 PM

Maytees, you would do this fer old Patchy, this really warms me old sailorrs heart.

Matter of fact...

patchy's eyes water

I've never been part of a real crew before, or

Or

True maytees. a single tear

I be honoured to be this prime maytee's mate!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 04:58 PM

Aww.. Patchy.. You ain't voting for me anymore?

I still stand by that I'm the most capable one here!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:59 PM

Why can't we do both, comrade?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 04:59 PM

Yer me hearty Patrick but I think this prime maytee has all but won... besides how could I choose between ye!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 04:59 PM

That's double the work!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 04:59 PM

For the sake of true equality

Maybe we don't need a captain at all

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:00 PM

...

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:00 PM

This do be a good idea

And double the fun, keep up!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

We out here

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

A ship without a cap’n is doomed!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

Indeed!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

I think it'll be funny

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

This ain't a laughing matter!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:01 PM

That’s like, rule 2 in the pirate handbook!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:02 PM

That's rule 2 in any sailing handbook!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:02 PM

I ne'er got past rule 1

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:02 PM

There's a rulebook?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:02 PM

Yeah, mates!

read #pirates-code !

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:03 PM

I can't read

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:03 PM

We need ye Captain!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:03 PM

Alright fine monkey

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:03 PM

Wait

What if, hear me out

We voted the ship itself to be our cap'n!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

HOW

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

I CAN HEAR THE SHIP CALLING TO ME

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

Me ears must be filled with bluberrr, my mistake Patrick I though me hearties had already decided!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:04 PM

THE SHIP BE A GIFT FROM THE GODS OF PIRACY

WE MUST HONOR HER

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:05 PM

WHAT?!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:05 PM

THAT IS A FINE SHIP

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:05 PM

I THINK THIS BREAKS EVERY RULE IN THE RULEBOOK

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:05 PM

INNOVATION NEVER CAME FROM TRADITION

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:06 PM

HOLD YER SEAHORSES

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:06 PM

I was scared o' the red rubbery cannonballs at first, but they don't need a cannon! They're perfect!

Now look at this opportunity, to pioneer a new age of cap'nhood!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:06 PM

Ehh now that I think about it it'll probably be best to follow the rulebook after all

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:06 PM

Perhaps an education is what some of y'all need!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:06 PM

Steve went to college!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:07 PM

It it weren't for the mantras of Buddhism I'd probably still be out sinking ships

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:07 PM

and i didn't, I turned out fine!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:07 PM

Nothing beats a good ol' ship sinking

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:07 PM

Somehow I doubt that!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:07 PM

DAWW I just got me rule breakin sunglasses out and everythinn

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:08 PM

Patchy, it's not too late to vote for the ship itself

You needn't put the glasses away

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:08 PM

We are not voting for the ship!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:08 PM

I'll be voting for the monkey

Wait actually

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:09 PM

Steve me hearty ye know patchy doesn't do well underr pressure!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:09 PM

@Pirate Terraria what do you have in mind for all this anyway

I have a gut feeling you have some good ideas

As much as I enjoy partying it feels kinda hollow

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:09 PM

This was my suggestion

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:10 PM

Oh

So what do you have in mind for what we do

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:10 PM

Ah, me heart is sorry for pressuring you matey.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:10 PM

If we have a party it has to be a party for a reason

Not a party for the sake of a party

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:11 PM

We find Encino via having a party!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:11 PM

Aye, good point mate.

We need somethin’ to celebrate!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:11 PM

Oh dear... it better not be pirating!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:12 PM

If that's our reason for partying then I'm losing faith in the monkey being captain

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:12 PM

I hope it is!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:12 PM

Singing is my game Dancing is my hobby Party Piracy is my profession

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:12 PM

You shouldn't have had faith in it to begin with!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:13 PM

I'm sorry but can you dodge lasers or orbs?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:13 PM

Yes!

I stated this before!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:13 PM

But we must party to lure Encino!

That be the reason!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:13 PM

Thats just partying for a goal

That's not a real party

The party comes at the end not the beginning

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:14 PM

You know nothing about parties then!

I'm the party expert here!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:14 PM

Howsabout we make our goal to celebrate plunderin a ship or celebrate recruitin some new crew members?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:14 PM

You see where I'm from whenever we have a party it's because someone just royally fucked up and we resolve it all

Then we party to let bygones be bygones and get along

I like this

We can always use more members of the faith

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:15 PM

I do not like this! (edited)

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:15 PM

But then what be of Encino!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:15 PM

So violence is an option, but not the only option :)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:15 PM

Im pledging my support to this pirate

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:15 PM

Violence shouldn't even be an option at all!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

Violence is always an option

But it shouldn't be used often

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

Aye what of Encino!!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

Unless it's unavoidable

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

May not happen if you don't vote for me!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

We can still go to Encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:16 PM

I'm startin to think Stevie should be calling the cannonballs!!

Or you patrick

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:17 PM

Yeah nothing stopping us from going to Encino anyway

...wherever or whatever that is

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:17 PM

Encino be missing!!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:17 PM

And finding it would be my first priority!

Not some supplementary task like these other folks are describing it as!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:18 PM

AYE!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:18 PM

Itl make gettin there even better!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:19 PM

I'm with ye cap'n star apologies fer me shake in faith, I hope a old sailor can forgive me! (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:19 PM

Yeah and we'll have more followers once we get there

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:20 PM

I'd never hold a grudge against you! You're fine!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:20 PM

I'm still standing with redbeard over here

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:21 PM

So the star be looking for Encino?

Aye, tis the truest cap'n

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:22 PM

Yarrr Stevie lad! waves hook excitedly

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:22 PM

Looking for Encino sounds like a complete journey in of itself! I'd be glad to do so!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:23 PM

Yarrr tis to be the pirate's most spiritualy awakening jourrrney

And I've sailed with Tony Hawk!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:23 PM

TONY HAWK???!!? (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:24 PM

AYE twas a most treacherous journey to find Gary the snail!!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:24 PM

Tony hawk???

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:24 PM

A true maytee, should've called him Tony SQUAWK ARHARHARHAR

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

YARR we good on this?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

NAY!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

We do be good on this, but wait-

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

Nah

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

Tis you the cap'n or the star?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

I'm with redbeard on this

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

We need something to celebrate or this is all for naught!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

We need cause for celebration

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:25 PM

FINDING ENCINO BE SOMETHIN TO CELEBRATE

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

That's the group objective, yes?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

Yeah! Patchy's right!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

Mmmmmmmmm iunno

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

We can watch me spongebob tapes!!! (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

Getting new recruits like this sounds better

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

You got something better, matey?

Ah.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

I'm all for plundering and recruiting people aboard the ship

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:26 PM

Are you sure this Encino place is real

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

Yeah how do we know it's real

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

What if we go and pick up Spongebob on the way there to Encino, haven't seen him and his star-shaped friend in a while.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

Gasps of COURSE I am yer SCALLYWAG!! (edited)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

You calling Patchy a liar?!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

SPONGBOB?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:27 PM

AYE! ME HERO! (edited)

HOLD YER HORSES

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:28 PM

Aye... me head hurts from the yellin... damn tinnitus

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:28 PM

DAVID HASSELHOFF!?!?!?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:28 PM

You didn't notice earlier?

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:29 PM

Yeah, good to meet ya Patchy!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:29 PM

I only got one good eye Patrick!!

D- DAVID Patchy faints

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:29 PM

Ah...

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:29 PM

Oh... that isn't good.

I think he needs CPR.

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:30 PM

????

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:30 PM

You're a lifeguard, right? Probably a job for you!

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

You pump the chest, I give him mouth to mouth, sound like a plan?

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

Sure

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

maybe I overestimated this crew…

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:31 PM

Come on Patchy, stay with us. We need you for navigation to Encino!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:32 PM

So uhhhh

How are we getting recruits

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:32 PM

YARRRR Patchy jolts upright

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:32 PM

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:33 PM

A- a pleasure to meet ye, M-mr. Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:33 PM

It's a pleasure to meet you too Patchy!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:34 PM

Ah! Good going!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:34 PM

to himself he, he SPOKE to me

(edited)

Are ye sure ye don't wanna lead our crew Mr Hasselhoff?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:36 PM

i think if they want to lead the crew, they should

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:36 PM

He doesn't look like much of a sailor

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:36 PM

DON'T YE DARE INSULT MR HASSELHOFF

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

I'm quite fine thank you. I'm not much of a pirate.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

I dunno about Hasselhoff but he seems nice

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

So noble!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

we have 90 minutes to decide.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:37 PM

Well neither am I! And I'm still running for captain!

Would rather not see any plundering here today!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:38 PM

yeah but you don't commit crimes

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:38 PM

Who be ye voting fer mr Hasselhoff ?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:38 PM

...

That's not important now mates

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:38 PM

Pirating is fun!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

I want 100% okay with the objective.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

I am all for the plundering LETS GET OURSELVES SOME NEW FRIENDS

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

ye?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

Pirating is always morally correct

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

NO!

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

I know where my strengths lie mr star friend. I'd be much better out there being active on my own not having to lead and be worried about what our crewmates are doing.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:39 PM

I'm worried anyway! How can you just let these people perform such acts!?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:40 PM

This time limit is starting to worry old Patchy!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:40 PM

thank YOU

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:40 PM

We've gotta get deciding before me nerves get too jangled!

Yarrr cap'ns give us yer pitches and yer proposed objectives?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:41 PM

I already sent in my vote

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:41 PM

Anyone who wants to do some pirating (to people who deserve it) should vote for me!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:41 PM

I am all for this

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:41 PM

commit crimes

✨

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:42 PM

Not everyone on the sea is going to be as happy of a crew as us

So we should do our duty and educate them on why what they're doing is wrong

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:42 PM

How does Celebrate plundering a ship or recruiting new crew members with a big party in Encino sound?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:42 PM

If you want some actual smooth sailing, and wish to find Encino. Then I'm the clear vote! That's my pitch!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:42 PM

And teach them a lesson

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:42 PM

ye both plead a strong point

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

YARR, ARE WE GOOD FOR THE OBJECTIVE I SUBMITTED BEFORE

YES

OR NO.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

NO

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

I WANNA PLUNDER AND PILLAGE

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

Patchy... notice that Encino is the last thing on their list!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-seethe-seethe-mald-cope-seethe-seethe-cope-mald-gif-23782915

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

same

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

Yer old pal patchy liked it

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

You can't trust them!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:43 PM

wow turning our own crew against us?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

It's easy to see their true priorities!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

Arghhh! Patrick I'm already so confused!! tears up again

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

bruhh

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

bruh

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

You're makin Patchy cry

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

You are making Patchy cry!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

sobbing

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

Let's not argue like this gentlemen, we are a crew, we are friends.

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

why does it matter if its the last thing that means we still have to do it

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:44 PM

Patchy..! It's okay... No need to cry!

It'll be fine!

Just... vote for me, okay?

I got your back!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:45 PM

Typical politician, manipulating voters!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:45 PM

between sobs aye... what Mr hasselhoof said

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:45 PM

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

Hey!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

At this rate patchy be drawing a barnacle on his ballet more tears (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

lemme actually be serious, what are we actually going to do for the objective, like stop the roleplay, we have until 2 to figure this out. We're getting us sidetracked.

we have two options, yes?

We need to decide between those two

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

this

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

No!

I am not doing that!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

You are the only person objecting.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:46 PM

Between three isn't it?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:47 PM

aaaaaAAA

which one

we need a vote

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:47 PM

Yeah no I actually do want to pillage and shit

I am voting for 404 as captain

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:47 PM

pog

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:47 PM

I can't believe this!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:47 PM

Everyone is willing to take me to encino so I could go either way I'm not sure

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

Yeah each objective involves encino anyway

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

I'll do whatever objective

but we need to figure this out

yes?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

Ye

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

I do wanna have a party in Encino, sounds like fun.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

okay

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:48 PM

So we have plunder ships that deserve it/recruit other people aboard AND party in encino

And also just go to encino and party

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

Aye

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

sigh

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

Who are most ppl voting for we should just secure whoever is most popular?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

You'll love the pirate life!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

I'm voting for 404

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

How did I end up with this bunch...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:49 PM

We can have a tally rn

And we all say who we're voting for

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:50 PM

I haven't voted yet, how abt everyone else?

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:50 PM

Not yet.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:50 PM

I'm... still running for captain!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:50 PM

I voted already for 404

I would like to be captain but lmao I haven't thought of any good objectives

So I'm settling for either mate or sailor

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:51 PM

I might make you a mate

Im thinkin you and the monkey

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:51 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:51 PM

because funny monkey ooo aa

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:51 PM

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-mmmm-monkey-turtle-kung-fu-panda-gif-17129341

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:51 PM

Ok we have pins (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 05:52 PM

I've gotta go for like 15 mins ill vote as soon as I get back

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:53 PM

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:53 PM

Running for Captain 404: Celebrate plundering a ship or recruiting new crew members with a big party in Encino Maack: Sail to Encino, claim it as our hideout, and have a party there! OR the one above SIB: Find Encino via party boat. (also no getting distracted by the prospect of plundering from others) (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

I said I'm okay with either one^

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Oh ok

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

the objective doesn't matter to me

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Don't forget me!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

What are you doing for the objective

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

This is what I would prefer! "Find Encino via party boat. (also no getting distracted by the prospect of plundering from others)"

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:54 PM

Rude!

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:55 PM

Both options seem nice, 404 more exciting, Maack's more relaxed

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:55 PM

I'm all for excitement and plundering

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:55 PM

And my option is the best!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:55 PM

I said I'm okay with both lmao

but okay (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

I am making an addendum to my objective

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

We really got the law, neutral and chaos objectives

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

the entire crew must also sing a sea shanty

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

And I'm all for law!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

YEAAAAAHHH SEA SHANTY

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

SEA SHANTY

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

Yeaaah

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:56 PM

That seems rather unnecessary...!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:57 PM

It seems fully neccessary

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 05:57 PM

I LOVE ME SOME SINGING!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 05:57 PM

you haven't lived on the sea until you've done sea shanties

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:57 PM

No??

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 05:59 PM

You'd really let the entire crew down by not singin?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 05:59 PM

Entire crew!?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 05:59 PM

Muskular, i'm just saying, we're your best shot here, work with us and you'll be fine. There's a good chance that other crews won't accept you if you choose not to be with us now

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

Huh???

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

You may walk the plank if you try to defect to another crew

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

^

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

But... I float!

I don't "walk"!

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

Mr star friend seems too aggressive towards their own men to be a good leader (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

concrete boots

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

Pirates have their ways

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:00 PM

TRUE

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

Are.. you threatening me..?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

No

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

kinda

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

No?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

Not yet

I'm saying about the other crews

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

KINDA????

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

~~based~~

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:01 PM

oh lighten up will ya

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:02 PM

so who I'm putting as my first mate is pirate Terraria, but I haven't decided for my second mate

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:02 PM

ill be fine with whatever

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:04 PM

Be reasonable Patrick, what kind of a cap'n don't sing SEA SHANTIES (edited)

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:05 PM

Okay..! I'm fine with the sea shanty!

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:05 PM

See, it only took a couple threats

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:05 PM

I'm still not fine with the plundering!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:05 PM

Yer me hearty but I'm going have to vote against ye, me infinite apologies

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:06 PM

Not even a pity vote..?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:06 PM

Ye can still be the Patrick to me spongebob

Ye know ye want to!

No one ever voted fer me in highschool neither, I unnerstand

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:06 PM

Y'know Patchy...? I'm hurt...

This is a real knife in the back!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:07 PM

tis a shame really

but that's democracy.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:07 PM

NOOOO! but ye were me first maytee! Can't we be heartys?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:08 PM

Perhaps...

but please just call me Muskular, will ya?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:08 PM

Patrick it is!

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:08 PM

...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:09 PM

Aye, I'm sorry Muskular... I just figure we could be best friends like spongebob and Patrick! (edited)

I respect yer wishes

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:09 PM

it was destiny, mate.

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:09 PM

Maybe we still can... only time will tell!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:09 PM

YARRRR that's what I like to hearrr!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:10 PM

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-democracy-wins-we-win-we-won-president-biden-gif-19091781

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:11 PM

So who are you picking for the mates?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:11 PM

404, but I have no idea who else

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:13 PM

i was thinking the monkey and uh... whatever the dead girls name is.

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:13 PM

sounds good

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:13 PM

does anyone else want to me a mate or no

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:13 PM

The captain can change mates once so if we want we can cycle

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:13 PM

right!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 06:18 PM

I'm fine with being a mate

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:19 PM

anyone want to be a mate? cause I was thinking of doing pablo or squazz

not unless sib wants to

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:19 PM

do you have a nickname or somethin

your name seems like a bit of a mouthful

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 06:20 PM

Murasa is fine

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 06:20 PM

that works i spose

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:22 PM

Thatd be good but if someone else wants it im happy for someone else to have my slot

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:24 PM

Oh, I had assumed you were the flying dutchman

My bad.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:25 PM

YRAHARHARHAR YER SO FUNNY MR HASSEHOFF

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:26 PM

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:26 PM

(Honestly surprised no one went Flying Dutchman)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:26 PM

(It was my back up, so many good spongebob pirates)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:27 PM

(hah)

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:27 PM

(PFFF, Flying Dutchman was my backup too)

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Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 06:29 PM

Well on account of me being a ghost, you're not wrong

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:30 PM

A GHOST!?!?!?

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:31 PM

Yea, she had mentioned she was dead.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:32 PM

I must've had blubber in me ears!

Are.. do ye be a scary ghost?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 06:32 PM

they don't look scary!

David Hasselhoff BOT 27-Jan-22 06:33 PM

She seems nice yea

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 06:34 PM

Well if me maytees say so...

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 06:54 PM

Make sure to vote...

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 06:58 PM

Democracy…

Popstarian/JSala BOT 27-Jan-22 07:03 PM

LOCK

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Plasman BOT 27-Jan-22 07:11 PM

And so, now everyone has silently...or, otherwise, cast in their votes. The results are in, and....well. It seems the current captaincy vote is a tie between Monkey Buccaneer and Pirate! It looks like we have to go into OVERTIME! You all (mostly the two captain candidates) have 45 minutes to discuss how you want to go about breaking this tie! If you haven't decided and acted on said tie by then, we will pick the captain based on a coin flip. Good luuuck!

@Seafarer

UNLOCK

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May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:12 PM

so

are we playing mafia?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 07:14 PM

Really?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:14 PM

WHAT

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 07:14 PM

This wouldn’t have been a problem if someone had just given me a pity vote!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:14 PM

@Pirate Terraria coin flip?

and whoever it lands on is captain, and the other is first mate?

I'm good with that

Popstarian/JSala BOT 27-Jan-22 07:18 PM

Do you want the gods to do the flip?

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 07:19 PM

Why can't we do the coin flip?

We have perfectly capable hands!

Popstarian/JSala BOT 27-Jan-22 07:20 PM

(You'll have to formulate an action that makes sense then)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 27-Jan-22 07:20 PM

Are we re-voting?

I'll be gone for a bit

Popstarian/JSala BOT 27-Jan-22 07:20 PM

(Your current vote counts unless you change it)

(You may also find an alternative measure to break the tie)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:22 PM

hmm

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:24 PM

what is the objective for you both?

er

group objective

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:28 PM

I did Celebrate plundering a ship or recruiting new crew members with a big party in Encino.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 07:28 PM

was it the same for both of you?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:28 PM

it appears it was

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:28 PM

yeah

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:29 PM

coinflip then?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:29 PM

let's see what 404 says

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:29 PM

yeah

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 07:29 PM

...

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 07:32 PM

Uh

Huh whuh

Muskular BOT 27-Jan-22 07:33 PM

Why so confused?

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 07:33 PM

I wasn’t paying attention

I’m alright with a coin flip if the objectives are the same ig

Unless someone just forgor to vote

Steve the Pirate BOT 27-Jan-22 07:34 PM

Aye, me too

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:34 PM

OKAY PIRATE LORDS, DO A COIN FLIP (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 07:35 PM

LOCK

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:36 PM

heads or tails?

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:37 PM

Ill say tails for you monkey!

Pirate Terraria BOT 27-Jan-22 07:37 PM

Yall know im the coin flip master

i say heads

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 27-Jan-22 07:38 PM

alright, tails

@Popstarian/JSala can you do a coin flip

May BOT 27-Jan-22 07:39 PM

or any of the other pirate lords

Popstarian/JSala BOT 27-Jan-22 07:39 PM

Yes.

LOCK

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Dirty Spaceman BOT 27-Jan-22 07:44 PM

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In case you're wondering, that's tails

I used the perfect coin for the occasion, of course

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Congratulations to Monkey Buccaneer!

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Your Crew Objective: Celebrate plundering a ship or recruiting new crew members with a big party in Encino.

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MysteryBot BOT 27-Jan-22 08:29 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa moved to ???

Pirate moved to ???

David Hasselhoff moved to ???

May moved to ???

Monkey Buccaneer moved to ???

Patchy the Pirate moved to ???

Steve the Pirate moved to ???

Carvallain de Gorgagne moved to ???

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