Trouble on the High Seas

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:28 PM

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-----Phase 11----- ENCINO It's the fabled lost city of Encino, now found! Californian-style suburbs stretch into the distance... Patchy's house is somewhere among them! Closer at hand is a commercial strip of shops and restaurants. Farther off, what looks to be an ancient temple rises up from the ground! On its steps, piles of ancient gold coins and valuables spill out of chests. In the centre, mounted on a pedestal, is a red gem in the shape of a skull. Something small is flying around in the air up above! You can't tell exactly what it is. You can eventually head back to the JUNGLE. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/945036537903595530/Encino.png

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

@Steve the Pirate @Patchy the Pirate @Inigo Montoya @King Harkinian

Inigo Montoya BOT 20-Feb-22 09:30 PM

I've can't believe it!

What a miracle, we did it!

Wow. This place is glowing with magic. No wonder it's so sacred!

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Ooooooahhhhh! Incredible!

I will be more than happy to claim this place in the name of Hyrule.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 20-Feb-22 09:36 PM

OH ME NEPTUNE!!!

WE'RE HERE!!!!

And there be me house!!! I wonder if potty has been feeding me fish....

And hark all these riches!!

OOH!

Inigo, Stevie, what should we do first!?

Inigo Montoya BOT 20-Feb-22 09:37 PM

I am very interested in learning more about the "box set"

Would you have one at home?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 20-Feb-22 09:38 PM

OOH!

MANY Inigo, maytee!!

I'm so glad that we're yer answer!

Yar we should head to my house!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 20-Feb-22 09:48 PM

We'll have to take a phase te find it though, Encino be HUGE. (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 20-Feb-22 09:49 PM

I'll follow you!

(btw who drew that image? It's looking sick!)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 20-Feb-22 09:50 PM

(That was me, thank you!! :D)

Inigo Montoya BOT 20-Feb-22 09:51 PM

(OH I just got why it's on a dictionary page, LOL,)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 20-Feb-22 09:52 PM

(LMAO)

(Your dictionary has been graffitied sorry, blame patchy)

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:13 AM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:13 AM

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Minamitsu Murasa

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:14 AM

Oooooaaaahhahahaha! Hello!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:14 AM

AHAHAHAHA

FINALLY WE'VE FOUND YOU

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:14 AM

Um yes, you have!

Do you have a request of your King?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Yeah actually

How long have those three been here

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:15 AM

We all just arrived!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:15 AM

It seems we're one traitor short

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Traitor?

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

what the

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

Oh, this is still about that business all that time ago?

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

How did you get here?

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

You're still fixated upon that? Oooahahahaha!

How quaint.

Well, yes, the star is not here.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

We've been working towards dealing with you traitors for ages

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

He sailed off with the MS Kye, I believe.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

We'll deal with him later thank you

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:16 AM

I've betrayed no one! I remain ever the steadfast King of Hyrule!

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Where did you come from?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Don't worry king you're fine

We came by ship of course

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Did you come through the jungle?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Of course

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Well, the way has been opened now!

Anyone can come here from the jungle.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:18 AM

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:18 AM

As for whether they can move back, well...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:18 AM

Thankfully that won't be a problem for someone as dead as I am

And even so, my hunch about the jungle having the last thing I needed turned out to be true

AND we found 2/3 traitors, not a bad job

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:19 AM

Good for you, I suppose?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:20 AM

Hell yeah this is good for me

We've spent ages on this wild goose chase

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:21 AM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:21 AM

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Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:21 AM

I see...

You have not been elightened

So you cannot so easily return!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:22 AM

I don't know who you are thinking I haven't been enlightened

I've studied Buddhism under Lady Hijiri for years, and I've learned to push away all worldly desires for 355 out of 356 days of a year

Today is my cheat day

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:23 AM

Did you... truly have nothing better to do?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:23 AM

Well I mean, it was a nice trip

We saw the sights and bonded over our mutual hatred

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:23 AM

What did my crew members to do you again?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:23 AM

And even got a new crew member who is also obsessed with revenge

Steal a lifeboat and leave

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:24 AM

Revenge?

Against my crew?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:24 AM

That's grade A Mut'ny

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:24 AM

Oaaaahahahahha! You must have truly thin skins.

How pathetic!

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:24 AM

@Patchy the Pirate @Steve the Pirate My friends! We have a problem!

Our pursuers have found us!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:25 AM

It's through struggles that the soul is hardened king

I have a feeling any "true peace that all warriors strive for" you might suggest is honestly bullshit

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:26 AM

True peace?

My friend, you are talking to a warrior or revenge

If vengeance is in your heart, then you must act on it

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:27 AM

That's why I'm here

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:27 AM

But you will die by it!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:27 AM

...

Uh

I'm already dead

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:27 AM

...what?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:27 AM

Yeah I'm a ghost

I died at sea so I spent a good chunk of time as a vengeful spirit sinking any ships I saw

And let me tell you I got very good at it

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:28 AM

Any ships?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:28 AM

But I haven't been able to sink a ship in so long

But today is my cheat day so it's fine

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:28 AM

I don't understand, where did this vengeance come from?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:29 AM

Anger at dying of course!

How do you think it feels drowning

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:30 AM

...I do not pretend to understand the heart of a ghost

But in human terms that just sounds like wasted energy

Vengence is at its most sweet when it is focused and pure

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:30 AM

And thats why I'm here

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:30 AM

Killing for the sake of killing

That is not vengnce

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:30 AM

Revenge against those traitors

You're right, in the past it was killing for the hell of it

But now it's directly targeted

Don't worry, we're not after you

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:31 AM

Oh perhaps you misunderstand

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:31 AM

But if you get in our way, you'll be gone with your friends

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:31 AM

Allow me to introduce myself

Hello

My name is Inigo Montoya

I am the captain of the DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

You are attacking my crew

And my friends

brandishes sword

Prepare to die

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:33 AM

Do you know who you're talking to?

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 02:33 AM

Someone who is attacking my crew

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:34 AM

I'm Captain Murasa, 2nd mate of the THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO

On behalf of my captain, Monkey Buccaneer and the rest of my beloved crew, I will sink your ship and destroy Encino

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:36 AM

Oooaahahahha!

Ohohohoho.

I don't think you'll find it so easy to eliminate my crew.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 02:37 AM

Oh and May says

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:37 AM

https://tenor.com/view/faces-of-evil-harkinian-thinking-zelda-gif-14142120

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 09:50 AM

BLAZIN BARNACLES

It's the ghost!!!!

Yer so bleedin petty! Twas barely a mutiny. We're just like Gabriella in nickolodian's rival hit High School Musical 2, we've got to go our own way!

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 10:01 AM

Hello

My name is Inigo Montoya

I am the captain of the DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

You are attacking my crew

And my friends

Prepare to die

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 01:15 PM

A mut'ny is a mut'ny, regardless of how small it is

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 01:38 PM

And how exactly do ye plan to defeat all three of us?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 21-Feb-22 01:44 PM

I'm not here to defeat you

I'm here to see how many of you we'll have to beat

There's nothing stopping me from leaving here

Y'know, on account of me being dead

I would love to see the look on Steve's face right now but I gotta go

Ship sinking takes work

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 01:47 PM

WHAT

Oh those salty sea dogs.

Not the Kingship...

cries for a bit leaning on a lamp post

I'm going to see what I can see from the Jungle, Inigo. wipes tear

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 01:51 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 01:51 PM

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Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 02:34 PM

It's true, there really is no reason to fight. Encino is a wonderful place, and even more wonderful now that I've staked my claim to it!

If these scurvy dogs destroy my ship, they'll meet the same fate as any who cross me.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:59 PM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 02:59 PM

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Minamitsu Murasa

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 03:02 PM

Mah bois, we have two choices here.

We can either try to get back to our ship and escape from those ruffians, or we can stand our ground here.

What will it be?

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 03:20 PM

https://tenor.com/view/pilotredsun-grinch-grunch-saint-sainte-gif-15758198

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from ???!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 03:49 PM

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Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 03:50 PM

We cannot let Encino fall!

There may be other ships

There are no other Encinos!!!

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 03:51 PM

You're absolutely right!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 03:51 PM

Those scurvydogs boil me sailors blood though!

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 03:51 PM

Oh, that they do! They're as wantonly hateful as any minions of Ganon I've seen!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 03:52 PM

Yar! Almost as bad as...

As bad as Plankton

Hm, seems we be thinking the same thing yer highness. (edited)

@Inigo Montoya @Steve the Pirate , what think ye?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 05:42 PM

'Haps we could make use of those laser cannons....

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Indeed...

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 06:36 PM

i’ll go wherever you go

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 06:45 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 07:07 PM

LOCK

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 08:11 PM

Patchy runs in and readies the laser cannons in the temple!

No one's attacking the city yet, but if anyone !moveinstants there next phase with hostile intention, they'll automatically take 0.75 hearts of damage from the laser beams!

Inigo steadies himself.

He says:

"Hello My name is Inigo Montoya I am the captain of the DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS! You are attacking my crew And my friends Prepare to die"

And draws his blade, ready to attack the intruder, Murasa!

...But she doesn't show!

However, the steely calm he's in will carry over to next phase. He'll deal 0.5 more damage on his next attack that hits, and have +3 to hit!

Then, the King takes out the Triforce of Courage!

He holds it in the air, and calls on its power to defend his crew!

Any member of the King's crew will have a defensive bonus while in Encino!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 PM

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Steve the Pirate stayed here.

King Harkinian stayed here.

Inigo Montoya moved to jungle

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-----Phase 12----- ENCINO It's the fabled lost city of Encino, now found! Californian-style suburbs stretch into the distance... Patchy's house is somewhere among them! Closer at hand is a commercial strip of shops and restaurants. Farther off, what looks to be an ancient temple rises up from the ground! On its steps, piles of ancient gold coins and valuables spill out of chests. In the centre, mounted on a pedestal, is a red gem in the shape of a skull. Something small is flying around in the air up above! You can't tell exactly what it is. You can eventually head back to the JUNGLE. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/945036537903595530/Encino.png

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

@Steve the Pirate @King Harkinian

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from ???!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 PM

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Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Welcome, mah boi!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(Ya boi is an idiot and thought the cannons were out there thank you for fixing my action lol)

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(np lol)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 PM

What be the game plan, maytees?

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 PM

I say we can hold our ground here!

Inigo Montoya BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Agreed!

They stand no chance against us!

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

With Inigo's blade, Steve's dodgeballs, your mastery of the temple's defenses, and my secret weapon, we shall be well suited to make a stand. (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Excellent!!!!

Speakin of that has anybody seen Stevie?

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Seems he's been a bit tired from all the work we did to get here! Perhaps he'll be back around soon.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 21-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Yarr, hooks crossed! (edited)

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 04:11 PM

My friends, I sense our attackers are not coming for us this phase. They're insistent on destroying my beautiful ship.

We can either try to stop them, or take a turn to enjoy ourselves here before we defend our ground.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 22-Feb-22 04:15 PM

Hmm, 'haps we could go to find me house this phase, I've got lots of memorabilia that could come in handy!

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 04:15 PM

Ah, that sounds excellent!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 22-Feb-22 04:16 PM

I can't wait to show you spongebob maytees!

Inigo Montoya BOT 22-Feb-22 05:52 PM

I’m where i want to be at the moment

if destroying our ship makes them feel better then all the more power to them

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Indeed.

Inigo Montoya BOT 22-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Hm, I might help myself to some of this treasure...

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

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King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 07:37 PM

The King and his crew feel a disturbance in the (Tri)force...

They sense that their ship is no more.

But they won't let that get them down!

Inigo heads to the temple, and sifts through the gold. Somehow, he's only able to take a single gold coin.

Then he peers over at the red skull-shaped gem... but the sun's glare gets in his eyes, and he can't inspect it!

Next, Patchy goes hunting through the streets of Encino. He knows these roads like the back of his hand, so he's sure to find what he seeks...

There it is!

Home sweet home!

Everything's just as he left it... from his pirate memorabilia, to his SpongeBob collection! It's beautiful!

Even Potty is there, flying around being a nuisance as usual.

He sits down on the couch... ahh. Perfect.

Inigo, the King, and Steve join him there! He hosts them graciously, and shows them the SpongeBob DVDs he has in store for them.

But they know they can't stay long for now - they have intruders to deal with.

They go back to the main square of Encino, but they know can return to Patchy's house any time when it's safe! There'll be plenty of time to watch some classic SpongeBob then...

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 08:27 PM

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Steve the Pirate stayed here.

King Harkinian stayed here.

Patchy the Pirate stayed here.

Inigo Montoya stayed here.

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-----Phase 13----- ENCINO It's the fabled lost city of Encino, now found! Californian-style suburbs stretch into the distance... Patchy's house is somewhere among them! Closer at hand is a commercial strip of shops and restaurants. Farther off, what looks to be an ancient temple rises up from the ground! On its steps, piles of ancient gold coins and valuables spill out of chests. In the centre, mounted on a pedestal, is a red gem in the shape of a skull. Something small is flying around in the air up above! You can't tell exactly what it is. You can eventually head back to the JUNGLE. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/945036537903595530/Encino.png

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

@Steve the Pirate @Patchy the Pirate @Inigo Montoya @King Harkinian

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 09:04 PM

I wonder what's for dinner?

Inigo Montoya BOT 22-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Blood!

Perhaps?

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Ahahaha, you're likely right!

Inigo Montoya BOT 22-Feb-22 09:06 PM

...where are our attackers?

Did they run away?

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Oh, I'm sure they'll arrive soon enough.

But we'll be ready.

Patchy's defensive preparation is still in effect.

Inigo Montoya BOT 22-Feb-22 09:07 PM

...I hate waiting

I'm going to see if I could give them a hand

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 09:07 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 09:07 PM

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Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 09:37 PM

King Harkinian instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 09:37 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:47 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:19 PM

@May

May appeared from ???!

May

3/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:19 PM

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May

jungle ---> encino

May BOT 23-Feb-22 04:20 PM

yeah hey

Inigo has agreed to have a duel against me

in Encino

Minamitsu is here to spectate and as backup just incase there is a trap

Inigo and Patchy both agreed to this requirements

No outside interference from either crew, so it is a duel between me and inigo

we are allowed to use any abilities we each have no equipment or mounted weapons from ships

If you guys lose, you must disband your crew

if i lose, We must leave this island

the tempest must leave, i should say

Inigo already agreed upon these rules

you disagree, the duel is off and Ill command the rest of tempest crew to blow up this place

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:05 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:05 PM

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Minamitsu Murasa

jungle ---> encino

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 05:06 PM

I'll be spectating as backup

May BOT 23-Feb-22 05:30 PM

(i have class right now, ahmayk hurry up lol)

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:29 PM

@King Harkinian

King Harkinian appeared from ???!

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:29 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:29 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from ???!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:29 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 23-Feb-22 06:30 PM

What think ye scallywags of the beautiful Encino!?

May BOT 23-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Looks like california 100 years ago (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 23-Feb-22 06:36 PM

Just glorius, I'm glad ye like it!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 07:01 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 07:01 PM

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Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 07:01 PM

I agree to your conditions

waves to the temple Do not shoot! These are guests in Encino

takes out sword

Hello

My name is Inigo Montoya

You've threatened my crew

Prepare to die

...Prepare to die

Prepare

to DIE!

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

1

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 07:56 PM

Before the action begins, the King goes to look around for a bakery!

He finds a decent one, and buys some cookies.

Then, Murasa spins up her anchor, and lets it fly towards the item in the sky!

It hits, and pulls it back!

Sure enough, it's a UFO!

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 08:07 PM

But when the anchor retracts, Murasa has trouble holding it alongside all her other UFOs!

1

She drops the last one on the ground, as well as her bottle of gin, which smashes and goes all over the place!

How embarrassing.

1

At least she can probably pick up that last UFO and still do her ritual next phase.

Patchy then declares that he thinks Koeia is comparable to Squidward, due to her jadedness and reluctance to reciprocate Patchy's friendship!

He also declares Murasa to be similar to Plankton, since she doesn't like Patchy and wants to thwart him and his crew even though they gave her the option not to.

Then, he gets ready to cheer on Inigo!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925214003767173170/946107217403322448/tumblr_om2xtdxsAQ1tkb2p0o1_500.png

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He feels just like SpongeBob!

The duel is here.

May and Inigo stand facing each other, in battle-ready stance.

Inigo has his rapier drawn.

May totes her anchor on her back.

The tension is palpable. What is about to take place?

Inigo murmurs a mantra to himself, steeling his nerves and calming his mind.

May grins and relaxes her muscles.

Inigo assumes a fencing stance, eyes forward.

May...

Calls on Mr. Dolphin!

She goes speeding towards Inigo on the dolphin's back!

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-may-dolphin-dolphin-fov-dolphin-gif-22307466 (edited)

(Spoilered that gif bc it's hurting my eyes lmao)

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Inigo is shocked, and can hardly react in time! He tries to get out of the way -

But Mr. Dolphin makes contact, with a glancing blow! (edited)

Anyone hit by Mr. Dolphin should be stunned...

But Inigo's armour glows with the fire of his honourable deeds! And his skill as a duelist plus the power of the Triforce of Courage helped him dodge the attack's full force! And his mantra grants him strength - (edited)

To strike back!

He scores a hit on May as she goes by, imbued with the fire of vengeance!

It's not as strong as a normal revenge hit would be, since he was knocked off balance by Mr. Dolphin...

But now each duelist has scored a touch on the other!

What happens now?

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:13 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate stayed here.

May moved to jungle

Minamitsu Murasa stayed here.

King Harkinian stayed here.

Patchy the Pirate stayed here.

Inigo Montoya stayed here.

-------------------------------------------------- --------------------PHASE 14-------------------- --------------------------------------------------

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:13 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 14----- ENCINO It's the fabled lost city of Encino, now found! Californian-style suburbs stretch into the distance... Patchy's house is somewhere among them! Closer at hand is a commercial strip of shops and restaurants. Farther off, what looks to be an ancient temple rises up from the ground! On its steps, piles of ancient gold coins and valuables spill out of chests. In the centre, mounted on a pedestal, is a red gem in the shape of a skull. Something small is flying around in the air up above! You can't tell exactly what it is. You can eventually head back to the JUNGLE. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/945036537903595530/Encino.png

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

@Minamitsu Murasa @Steve the Pirate @Patchy the Pirate @Inigo Montoya @King Harkinian

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:18 PM

@May

May appeared from ???!

May

2/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:18 PM

(edited)

May

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:18 PM

Ha! nice trick!

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:19 PM

What kind of Ex Machina bullcrap do you have?

"yeah lemma uh just call upon divine power"

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:20 PM

I believe it all falls under the terms we agreed upon

Patchy the Pirate BOT 23-Feb-22 09:20 PM

goooooooooooooooo! INIGO!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:23 PM

I seriously hope monkey knows what he's doing May

Alright let's get this over with

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Monkey?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Our captain

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Ah, yes. Of course

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Ooooaaaaahhh! What a thrilling duel!

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I get the feeling we have visitors! I'll go check it out...

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:32 PM

King Harkinian instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:36 PM

oh wait

oh damn i can't move instant

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:36 PM

I can

I think

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:36 PM

i know you can

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Do you want me to do anything?

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

nah it's fine

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

I'll go check

Patchy the Pirate BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

OOH! Visitors!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Oh nvm then

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

I'll be right back

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:37 PM

i was just wondering why these guys can move out

and i can't

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Only those who discovered encino are able to move freely in and out of it

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

wow that's dumb

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from ???!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

hyacinths

VISIBLE A few hyacinth flowers! Did you know the Hyacinth is a member of the same family as asparagus?

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

jungle ---> encino

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

HEY QUAGSIRE

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Hello

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:38 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 09:39 PM

(If the discoverers of Encino agree, the ability to move in and out of Encino can be granted to others)

(A guest pass if you will)

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:39 PM

I believe one of you has a bone for me

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:39 PM

oh yes i have it

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:39 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Awesome

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Yeah I got a bone to pick with you alright

Just kidding of course

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:41 PM

do quagsires even have bones

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:41 PM

No

Flubbers

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:41 PM

No bone to pick then!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:42 PM

On account of my clumsy self repeatedly failing to do the most simple task of picking up an item I would really like to hit something though

Hahahahahahaha I'm so clumsy

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:42 PM

does this count as a lost for the duel?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:42 PM

For you?

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:43 PM

i mean i certainly wasn't even expecting divine intervention

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(

) (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(I FUCKING HATE BANE IT FEELS SO WEIRD SAYING THAT WITHOUT THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE BEING YOU'RE A BIG GUY)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(LOL)

well anyway

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:47 PM

We brought pirate with us

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:47 PM

FINALLY

wow would be great to see him after 11 phases

BUT I'M STUCK HERE

WHY DID I COME HERE

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:48 PM

He's doing well he was with us for a long time

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:48 PM

i know i figured he would be fine

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Well you never know lot of shenanigans out on the waters

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:50 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:50 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jungle ---> encino

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Hola.

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:51 PM

HEY WELCOME TO PURGATORY, THERE IS NOTHING TO DO HERE AND A BUNCH OF CULTIST REALLY LIKE SPONGES

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:51 PM

I got a pass from 'em, I can leave whenever I please, yohohoho!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

I am going to summon Lady Hijiri everybody say hi Lady Hijiri

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

when did you get one?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Just a bit ago, from Patchy. (edited)

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

I'm just here for the vine

(BONE)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Do it for the vine

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

(I MEAN BONE)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:52 PM

ILL GET YA THE BONE

IF I CAN GET OUT OF HERE

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Oh, ye have Barbaros' piece?

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Uhhh

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

yes i have it

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Ask the king

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

is the king still in this area?

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

(No but the king sees all)

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

(OAH)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:53 PM

hey king can you give me a pass so i can leave

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 09:54 PM

(the discoverers of encino must majority agree to give you a pass, so take it up with inigo and patchy) (and steve if he ends up being around) (edited)

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:54 PM

I'm the pirate king, do I count? Yohohoho!

(that was intended to be a response to May's message above)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:54 PM

your a king, not the right one i need now (edited)

thank you anyway

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Inigo has given a flat "no" to any Tempest members seekin' a pass, for the record.

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:55 PM

he won the duel fair and square, i was just going to leave

but uh

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Oh, I see. Out there, he was sayin' the duel's still ongoing.

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:56 PM

nah, i forfeit if he has divine intervention

like bro, i used my best attack and he used the power of god to stop me

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:56 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:56 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Ah, I see.

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:56 PM

let me out of your hair

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Oh?

I thought our duel was still on

So you agree to leave now?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:58 PM

May is sayin' she forfeits, it seems.

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:58 PM

i'm done with you people

Let me get out of your hair

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Very well

May BOT 23-Feb-22 09:59 PM

so can i get the pass and leave?

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:59 PM

@King Harkinian I shall give you a guest pass so you can leave

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(~~you're giving the King a guest pass?~~)

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Also: Lasers! Deactivate! Do not shoot unless an encinian says so!

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Wait can I get one too then I'll have no reason to be here anymore

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:00 PM

~~pinging him so he gives me the power to leave~~

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:00 PM

(This def calls for a new bot mechanic for me to design!)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:00 PM

(yes lol)

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Anyway, I'll be goin' for the moment. I've seen what I need to.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

(edited)

Cortez

encino ---> jungle

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

What is this buissness with the bone?

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

ah they need it for something

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Where is it?

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

i have it on me

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Oh, great

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

OKAY THANKS BYE

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 10:01 PM

(Gave the pass)

May BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

SCREW THIS PLACE

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

May instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

(edited)

May

encino ---> jungle

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Give me one too please I have no reason to be here anymore

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

@King Harkinian Here's your pass, blue creature

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Thank you

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 10:03 PM

(done)

Quagsire BOT 23-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Good luck with whatever you are doing

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Quagsire instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:03 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

encino ---> jungle

Inigo Montoya BOT 23-Feb-22 10:04 PM

!in jungle

1

whoops

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:04 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 23-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Yeah I'll be back

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:22 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:53 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

5/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

altar

BIG

VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:53 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jungle ---> encino

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Ok so.

Who has the final 8one?

Oh for fucks sake. May has it.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 10:55 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:12 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from ???!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:12 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:22 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:22 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:24 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

5/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

altar

BIG

VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:24 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jungle ---> encino

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:24 PM

I'm looting those gold coins.

Can't get out of this place with nothing to show for it!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:25 PM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from ???!

Captain Scarlett

2.75/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:25 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

jungle ---> encino

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:25 PM

WHAT

IS THIS

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Hell.

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:26 PM

THERE'S SO MANY LIGHTS

Ooh!! Money! Loot, even!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Hey!

Hands off!

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:28 PM

What! Why??

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Did you not see me just claim the loot?

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:31 PM

What??? I wasn't here!

No fair! I'm gonna throw a temper tantrum and shoot wildly around me maybe!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Well then!

We'll just have to see who gets to it first!

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Alright! It's clearly rather onesided as one of us can fly, but I accept! I will do my best to not shoot you in the knee out of my competitive spirit.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Surely we can all share in Encino's booty!

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Hehe.....

no

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Well that's what spongebob would do!

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:34 PM

I mean I dunno, sure.... But we've been through a lot, ok?! I need atleast some money.....

Who?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:34 PM

OOH you'll find out at the party! (edited)

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Can I have that red skull-shaped gem, though?

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Weirdly ominously talking about something I assume is a sponge named bob

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Yeah, I knew you wanted that. Made sure to set it aside for you.

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Excelente! You have my gratitude!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Ominously GREAT! DAYAYAYAY

That were a spongbob laugh

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:36 PM

Oh my god does this money belong to someone?!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:36 PM

This Sponge8o8 sure does sound like some sort of cult leader.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Oh no no, it's just that everybody loves him!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Sure.

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Is what a cult leader would say!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Speak fer yerselves, but yer all gonna be as big a spongebob fan as me after the party!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:41 PM

@King Harkinian

King Harkinian appeared from ???!

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:41 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

jungle ---> encino

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Hola, King.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:43 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 06:43 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

jungle ---> encino

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:44 PM

//that pfp looks super cool............

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Thanks

I'm here to chill for a bit, grab my ufos and hopefully be able to relax later

It's been a long voyage

Captain Scarlett BOT 24-Feb-22 06:49 PM

I believe we haven't met! (edited)

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Oh, and just so ye know, Futo said to me she has no interest in stoppin' ye from unsealin' Lady Hijiri.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Great

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 07:01 PM

LOCK

1

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 08:08 PM

Patchy gets to work on the party preparations!

Inigo comes by from the beach to help!

They're decking out the house in SpongeBob-themed decor, from yellow sponge-patterned bunting to carved pineapples to pink-star-shaped fairy lights!

A huge table is laid out for the food and drinks! The King even helps by putting out his cookies on a tray! (edited)

Patchy hums to himself, envisioning the rager to come... https://youtu.be/oWqAf4eex14 (edited)

Mike Fitzer

jellyfish jam

He cranks up Jellyfish Jam on the stereo, to welcome anyone that comes by next phase!

Meanwhile, at the temple, Vriska and Scarlett are racing to pick up the treasure there!

Each of them are having a strangely difficult time... but they each grab a handful of coins.

Vriska, hiding a smirk, offers to swap hands with Scarlett.

Scarlett nods!

They open their hands...

Vriska has two coins!

Scarlett has three!

1

Wow, real great work by those two.

Then, also at the temple...

At long last, Cortez picks up the Skull Gem from where it rests!

1

He feels its power, and its connection to his mighty ship!

The spirit of the BLACK SKULL senses the Pirate King's new ship...

"Found a new ship without me, huh? No matter... we can share!"

The spirit of the BLACK SKULL fuses with Cortez's new ship, the GHOST KING!

The GHOST KING is now the SKULL KING!

1

Elsewhere, Murasa picks up the UFO from the ground...

It's the last one!

She can finally conduct her ritual!

She meditates, summoning the power of Buddhism.

The UFOs swirl around her...

A gate appears!

A gate to Davy Jones' Locker!

Through the shimmering portal steps the legendary monk, Byakuren Hijiri!

Freed at last!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 08:24 PM

https://youtu.be/m0ay7fh2KcA

Touhouforum.de

Track 13 - Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind [Touhou 12: Undefined...

O, I see light, the world of dharma is filled with light. I am free, at last!

Thank goodness, you seem not to have forgotten about me, Murasa.

At least this time I wasn't locked away for a thousand years...

1

Thanks to you, and your new acquaintances, I am now free to roam this earth.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 08:38 PM

Then, from the direction of the jungle comes a deep rumbling...

1

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 08:42 PM

Even though I haven't been able to do anything for you for the last 9 months... When I departed on a pilgrimage to the Outside World for the BDS Burger...

That is, the Buddah, Dharma and Sangha burger at the mythical shrine of "Makkudonaldo".

1

You, my friend, still saved me from another thousand years of self-reflection and isolation.

Byakuren goes in for a warm, platonic and Buddhist embrace.

...?

W-Wait, Murasa, my dear friend, where are you going...?

??!

IN THE NAME OF THE THREE TREASURES, WHAT IS THAT??!!!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 08:47 PM

Murasa scrambles away from the ritual -

She's trying to get out of Encino!

But why?

1

oh.

Out of the jungle bursts the THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO, careening in a wild charge straight into Encino!

1

From the deck, the Terraria Pirate shoots a bunny out of a cannon!

It lands in Encino...

and explodes, damaging everyone in the area!

It seems like Harkinian, Patchy, and Steve were slightly protected somehow, as if by the energy of the area itself. And Murasa was just far enough away to avoid the worst of the blast. (edited)

But Encino has its own defenses!

The temple reveals its laser guns!

They shoot massive beams at the ship, plus the Terraria Pirate and, at the helm, the Monkey Buccaneer!

They all take damage from the laser bursts.

The Pirate jumps off the ship and parachutes down to Encino...

As the ship continues its mad slide!

It knocks into everybody, with the Monkey Buccaneer still piloting it!

Finally, it crashes into the temple, destroying both it and the ship!

The Monkey Buccaneer staggers out of the wreckage, barely alive.

What's the aftermath of this unexpected attack?

Well, a huge path of destruction has been cut through the centre of Encino, and the temple is gone...

But Patchy's house is still intact with all its party trappings!

And thanks to the ship's mad path through the jungle...

Anyone can now moveinstant in and out of Encino!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:17 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate stayed here.

Patchy the Pirate stayed here.

Cortez stayed here.

Vriska Serket stayed here.

Captain Scarlett stayed here.

King Harkinian stayed here.

Minamitsu Murasa moved to jungle

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MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 15----- ENCINO It's the fabled lost city of Encino, now found! Californian-style suburbs stretch into the distance... Patchy's house is somewhere among them! Closer at hand is a commercial strip of shops and restaurants. Patchy's house is decked out with party decorations! SpongeBob themed decor adorns the outside and inside, including carved pineapples, pink star fairy lights, and a speaker system blasting Jellyfish Jam! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqAf4eex14 Rum, cookies, and all sorts of other food and drink are here for the taking! Farther off, what looks to be an ancient temple rises up from the ground, but it's destroyed! In the rubble sits the still-smoking wreckage of a once-mighty ship. A trail of skid marks creases the ground in its wake. You can head back to the JUNGLE at any time. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/945036537903595530/Encino.png

Vriska Serket

3.25/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

altar

BIG

VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

Cortez

1.25/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

Steve the Pirate

1.5/3 HP

Captain Scarlett

1/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

Monkey Buccaneer

0.5/3 HP

bananabunches

VISIBLE Many bunches of bananas! This would give you an extra life if this was Monkey Ball. No more bornanas, though.

Entrapta

2.5/3 HP

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

drillspear

VISIBLE A long, sturdy spear with a powerable drill tip! This beast of engineering has a fair bit of reach and strength, can be used to drill through just about anything, though it still needs the alcohol fuel to power it.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown. Now equipped with various tools, it's sorta like a multitool! It'll certainly help out.

Maerk

2.5/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

Patchy the Pirate

1.5/3 HP

Pirate

0.75/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

fulltreasurechest

BIG

VISIBLE A chest full of vaguely valuable-looking coins and trinkets. Could be used for bribery, or simply just bragging rights.

Edwin VanCleef

2.5/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

Inigo Montoya

2.5/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

Orla Nevvit

2.5/3 HP

Koeia

2.5/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

koeiacannon

VISIBLE An entirely mouth-operated laser cannon, perfect for abyssal beasts! Can do 1.5 hearts of damage, but must take one phase to recharge.

bigpirateoutfit

VISIBLE A particularly large and long pirate coat and hat, made specially to fit Koeia.

King Harkinian

1.5/3 HP

Byakuren Hijiri

3/3 HP

@Vriska Serket @Cortez @Steve the Pirate @Captain Scarlett @Monkey Buccaneer @Entrapta @Maerk @Patchy the Pirate @Pirate @Edwin VanCleef @Inigo Montoya @Orla Nevvit @Koeia @King Harkinian @Byakuren Hijiri

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:19 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orla BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

That bastard.

I'll kill him myself.

Maerk BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

(to beat Barbados we need the date on your credit card and the three number on the back right now before he wins objective)

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Ouch.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to JUNGLE!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Aye.

Maerk BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I'm sure this is fine

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

encino ---> jungle

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I hope I didn't crash the party.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from JUNGLE!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

(edited)

Ianis

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Alright

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

HIYA!

AGAIN!

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:20 PM

YOU HIT ME ON THE HEAD

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

What the...!

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

IM LITERALLY SMALL NOW

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

He lead us on!

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

WOW!

There REALLY ARE COOKIES HERE?

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

AND THAT SKULL

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

That's impressive!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

The assholes who crashed into Encino will face the King's wrath.

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

I CALLED IT OUT PHASE 1

CORTEZ I TOLD YOU

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from JUNGLE!!

Minamitsu Murasa

2/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

jungle ---> encino

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

WH8T THE HELL IS GOING ON

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Well, some need his ship regardless. And they'll get it.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from JUNGLE!!

Orla Nevvit

2.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

jungle ---> encino

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

CAPTAIN ARE YOU OK

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Sorry about this, King! I got hit by the Tempest directly.

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 10:21 PM

But you were right, aye.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

AND YOU TOO BYAKUREN

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Anyways.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

YOU

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Koeia, are ya okay?

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

STUPID TRANS RIGHTS

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MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from JUNGLE!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

3/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

crossbow

VISIBLE This crossbow shoots a short arrow that deals 1 heart of damage on contact, and 0.5 hearts passively afterwards per phase if the wound is left untreated.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

jungle ---> encino

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

A smile opens on Entrapta's face.

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

NO

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

What the hell is up with 8ar8aros????????

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

IM NOT OK

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Oh no!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Are the Tempest allied with him????????

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

FIRST MATE IANIS

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

TERRARIA IS GOOD TOO

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

We agreed you would LEAVE this city!

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

What is it, Entrapta?

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

This island!

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

AS CAPTAIN QUAGSIRE ISNT HERE, YOU HAVE LEADERSHIP RIGHTS

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

@May

May appeared from JUNGLE!!

May

2/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

(edited)

May

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

What are you doing??

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

MAY

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

DO WE HAVE PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:22 PM

HUH?!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

WE'RE ALL HERE

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

OPEN FIRE ON WHAT!??!

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

THE SHIP

Orla BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

We have to. Theres no other choice.

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

WHICH ONE?

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

BARBAROS!

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786232896468811786/936048602302808084/may_taunt.gif

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

AHOY

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Uh, sure, I'm just here to eat cookies.

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orla BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Thank god

Maerk BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Do you think we can just ask him to stop

Cortez BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

To be clear, the Tempest just crashed their ship here.

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

I'm glad to be of service.

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

I've been waiting for this ever since we set sail.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

So are we still doing this?

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Lousy cheap imit8ors!!!!!!!!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

I really crashed the party, right?

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Where's Captain?

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

I crashed my ship first.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Hell we've gotten this far

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Yes you did captain!

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

FINALLY VIOLENCE!!!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

We're a bunch of party crashers

Alright

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

KOEIA!

WE ARE HERE TO EAT COOKIES!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Can someone please tell me wh8t is going on?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

I don't know this Barbados is

But I stand with him

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

…………

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:24 PM

LOL

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BEAUTIFUL ENCINO!?!?!?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

He's a true pirate

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

But fight the ship

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

The funny skeleton guy just wants to kill the folks who want to get on his boat.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

YE BRIGANDS!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Traitors don't deserve happiness.

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

The uh, not skeleton anymore.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

My second mate, a traitor.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Traitors do NOT have rights

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

TRUE

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from JUNGLE!!

Molly

1.75/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

(edited)

Molly

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

YE COULDVE COME TO ME PARTY! WE CPULD AVE BEEN FRIENDS!!!

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Hi Molly

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Aha! Let me write down a recap!

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Can you folks do your business elsewhere?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Captain do we stand with barbados?

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

There's THREE AREAS!

Molly BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

uh

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

encino ---> jungle

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

I didn't mean te hurt ye!!!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

I don't know who he is but if he's going to cause indescriminate damage I think he's an ally

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

YOU COULD HAVE TALKED THIS OUT

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

He's goin' to cause damage to peeps who want his boat. I think.

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

There's a party in Encino! The Tempest is dealing with their traitors here! Barbaros is evil and is not giving up his ship without a fight!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

At least that's the vibe I'm getting from him

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(oops wrong reply)

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Maerk instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(edited)

Maerk

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

we decided to pick violence instead

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Goddamnit.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Molly instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(edited)

Molly

encino ---> jungle

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Actions speak better than words.

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Should we just take the cookies and leave?

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Are we all heading to the jungle?? Alright, then!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Yeah we're REAL pirates

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Now I have to split my attention 8etween the party AND this 8ig 8ad guy.

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Can you folks deal with your traitors elsewhere?

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Need to see what the captain thinks anyways!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Don't worry, though! I'll easily kick 8oth Undyne's ass and this skeletal nerd's.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

encino ---> jungle

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

So we settle this now then?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Aw Cap'n Musky lead us astray somewhat! I'm not naming any names though!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Oh yes, it will be settled.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Settle what??

We already settled it!

Get out of here!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

What do you think

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

I'm so tired...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

We're not done yet

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Let’s just head back to the shops for now

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Shops?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Cortez instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

encino ---> jungle

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Ships

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Ah!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Inigo, we must destroy these terrorists.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Well then we're back to our original arrangement then

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

We must preserve the sanctity of Encino.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

All traitors hang this phase

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

OR

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Simple as that

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

You'll have to get through me if you want to get to the rest of my crew!

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

she gets up and walks but proceeds to fall

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

I will annihilate these idiots, then enjoy a fun party at Patchy's house!

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Uh oh.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Good

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

she then crawls out

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Koeia, ya want help?

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

NO

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Try evolving your way out of this

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Yeah didn't ye hear there's a spongbob party that yer ruinin right now!?!?!?

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

IM FINE

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

encino ---> jungle

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

I DONT WALK

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

You sure?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Do I have te use me karate on ye?

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

YES

Ianis BOT 24-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Alright!

No need for yellin'.

Koeia BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

NO

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Koeia instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

(edited)

Koeia

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Ianis instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

(edited)

Ianis

encino ---> jungle

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

...

I'm going to have to pull out

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Marusa ye damn party pooper!

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

my ultimate weapon

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Does anyone know where the hell the star is

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

As am I, Inigo!

As am I.

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Yeah, I'll leave you guys to whatever's going on here.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

You know...

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

ahem

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

I wonder what's for dinner...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

As is yer old pal Patchy!

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Ya'll need to get out of this here town!

Vriska Serket BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

@Captain Scarlett I'm going somewhere quiet to try and talk to Karl. Pro8a8ly the 8each or the jungle.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Ya ain't welcome 'ere! (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

i know

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

In this here town

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Don't care didn't ask plus you stand with traitors

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

the law goes by one name

Sherrif Inigo Montoya

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:31 PM

... Excuse me, but what just happened?

I can't quite utter how shook I am right now.

These burgers really weren't worth it, man...

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:32 PM

And if you don't abide by the word of this fury-tailed human

Well dang nabbit, you're nutter than a squirrel!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:32 PM

I should've thought harder before indulging in earthly desires, goodness.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Lady Hijiri we've been working on dealing with some unsavory traitors aboard our crew

I'm having a cheat day to deal with them as soon as I'm done I'm not indulging in any worldly desires for a long time

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:33 PM

Don't tell Nue brought another youkai from the outside world, one even stranger...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:33 PM

And his DEPUTY, Patchy the #$%# -#@$% pirate his cursing gets cartoon bleeped out (edited)

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:34 PM

This place reeks of earthly desires and vanity.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:34 PM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from JUNGLE!!

Maerk

2.5/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:34 PM

(edited)

Maerk

jungle ---> encino

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:35 PM

It seems that humans have yet to change.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:35 PM

That's why we destroyed it

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:35 PM

I hope you didn't murder anyone.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:35 PM

LOOK AT THIS LANDLUBBER

TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH A SIGN

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:35 PM

*Land Dweller!

Get yer temenology straight!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Aside from a sunk ship not yet

Yet

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:36 PM

But, Murasa, I thought you gave up on capsizing hundreds of years ago...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:36 PM

I have

But I decided to do it one more time

These traitors have wronged me and my crew

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

damn right!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

We've bonded long and hard over this betrayal

And it must be paid in blood

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Hey the punishment don't fit the crime!

Ye could've come to the party

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Maerk instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

(edited)

Maerk

encino ---> jungle

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

I am so confused. What crew? I don't see any rat, or any Nyuudou around.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Ye could of shared in our spongebob and rum (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Didn't we already establish that? (edited)

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

sniff

sniff sniff

But...

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:37 PM

They ain't done nuthin to your crew!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I do smell something.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

They just left!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Taoists.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Yeah Futo is here

She's been surprisingly tame

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I was hoping we could solve it through a drinking contest like i suggested yesterday but if the rest of the crew still wants to fight i suppose i dont have a choice

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I haven't had the chance to deal with her but she's fine for now

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

It's not yet too late!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Oh alright. As long as it's not the Prince or that wicked hermit, we should be fine.

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

take all their liquor

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Listen to sense tempest!!!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:38 PM

No it is too late

It's been 12 phases too late

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Actually

Where the fuck are we Murasa?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Oh quit yer bleeding squawking we didn't mutiny we just went our own way!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Excuse my Sanskrit.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Like Gabriella LIKE I SAID (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:39 PM

The outside world I think?

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

This sure doesn't look like a shrine, even less like Makkudonardo. (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Well I think we're still there

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

we're in hell

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Excuse me I need to see if that damn star is around here

The star hangs too

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

...???

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

encino ---> jungle

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:40 PM

I've missed quite a lot of things, have I?

May BOT 24-Feb-22 10:41 PM

Yes you have!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:41 PM

Yer in beautiful Encino, quit befouling the capital of the hyrulian colonies with yer heinous words! (edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:42 PM

All this infighting doesnt seem to be doing us much good, might be a better idea to greet our host there gestures to barbaros' ship

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Oh, I believe I haven't introduced myself before.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Ahoy.

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:43 PM

My name is Byakuren Hijiri. I was a Buddhist monk a long, long time ago.

And, you seem to be pirates?

Am I right?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:44 PM

YARRR

Ye bet yer bottom Dubloon!!!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Hmmm, I see...

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:44 PM

We are

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:44 PM

I should consider myself fortunate, then.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Across multiple crews

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:45 PM

The average pirate would attack a seemingly defenseless woman like me.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:45 PM

If she threatened Encino or our epic spongbob party then yar!!! (edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Theres a time and place for bloodshed and while this is the time, you are not the place

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:46 PM

I have recently been freed from the place you would call the afterlife.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Mah boi, you always have a choice!

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:47 PM

I personally would interpret it as a sort of purgatory, a site of passage before the next life.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 10:47 PM

You know, all true warriors strive for peace.

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:47 PM

You may feel reassured that I have witnessed firsthand the place you name "Davy Jones' Locker".

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:48 PM

...

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:48 PM

If you wish to learn more about my interpretation of what I've seen, feel free to follow me back to my temple.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:48 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from JUNGLE!!

Minamitsu Murasa

2/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:48 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:48 PM

!w

1

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Alright star is still here

We need to fight the other crew to hit him though

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Everyone, as long as they are courageous enough, may practice my teachings.

I am hopeful. Hopeful that one day, a world where humans and youkai live as equals will exist.

One might say that I have a dream. (edited)

Fight? But, what exactly are you fighting for?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Inigo, yer highness, where can we have a crew meeting? (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Crew meeting?

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 24-Feb-22 10:51 PM

I shall see this star with my own eyes.

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:51 PM

We have no more ship, we could try your house, but

I don't feel like that's going to be good enough

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Byakuren Hijiri instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:52 PM

(edited)

Byakuren Hijiri

encino ---> jungle

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:52 PM

...what was that?

What did that huge pirate fellow just say?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:53 PM

HUGE?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:54 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from JUNGLE!!

Entrapta

2.5/3 HP

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

drillspear

VISIBLE A long, sturdy spear with a powerable drill tip! This beast of engineering has a fair bit of reach and strength, can be used to drill through just about anything, though it still needs the alcohol fuel to power it.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown. Now equipped with various tools, it's sorta like a multitool! It'll certainly help out.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:54 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jungle ---> encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:54 PM

The big fella in the sky!

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Huh, thought the others were still here.

OK, back I go.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:55 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

encino ---> jungle

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:56 PM

OH

I couldn't really puzzle it?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:57 PM

May instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 10:57 PM

(edited)

May

encino ---> jungle

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 10:57 PM

She's after Musky?

WAIT

Wait I got it

THAT giant fella in the sky

No I'm with ye

Who be the real traitor?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:59 PM

I think he's referring to himself

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:59 PM

...man down?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 10:59 PM

Whoever he is

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 10:59 PM

Did the old captain die?

He was an evil man, but I morn his loss, if so

Ah, that makes more sense

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from JUNGLE!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

(edited)

Ianis

jungle ---> encino

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Revenge of course

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Was the humphreys dream yer old crew inigo?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Ianis instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

(edited)

Ianis

encino ---> jungle

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:00 PM

HEY BARBADOS

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU'RE KILLING THESE TRAITORS

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Eh, ill bite, he seems like a fun enough challenge

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:01 PM

GO BOTHER SOME OTHER CREW AND LET THE REAL PIRATES DUEL UNLESS YOU'RE HERE TO KILL THESE TRAITORS

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:01 PM

@May

May appeared from JUNGLE!!

May

2/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:01 PM

(edited)

May

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:01 PM

I can't believe that giant fella hasn't addressed us the crew of the disco stars squares spheres and sticks! How insulting!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Good

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

that's a terrible name

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Agreed its terrible

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

WHAT

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Along with the flag

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Thats a GREAT name!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Also the ship

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

i don't even remember the flag

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Everything about the ship is terrible

Neither do i

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

ARRRGH

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

But I know it's bad

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 24-Feb-22 11:02 PM

The ship is gone

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Well!!! Well!

Yer all a bunch a plankton-like-good-fer-nothin-scurvydogs-where-d-ye-even-get-the-nerve

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:04 PM

May did you see that shit?

He just had steam gust out of him

Does the eyepatch over another steam exit too?

If I take that eyepatch off will you die?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:05 PM

YE

YER SO

YER SO MEAN

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:06 PM

I AM

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:06 PM

he breaks down and starts crying

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:06 PM

I uh

Never dealt with someone cry like that in front of me

Inigo Montoya BOT 24-Feb-22 11:06 PM

look what you've done!

made a grown man cry!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Sorry I can't be guilted to stopping

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:07 PM

fetal position on the floor crying at this stage

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 24-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Holy shit he's really going at it

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Y...ye... ruined me

Me... party

I finally...

I finally

Made FRIENDS

sobbing

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ww6uzXnhnA

SpongeBob Production Music

SpongeBob Production Music Hawaiian Cocktail

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:09 PM

so true pirate terraria

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(LOL)

there is a puddle of tears on the floor

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:10 PM

To think, I was having such a wonderful time with my new crew...

And I will be again once I've destroyed you fools.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Ye should of looked at the background of ye crew before pickin' em.

that's on you, mate.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:12 PM

WAAAAAH

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:12 PM

They left another crew... that's not exactly a crime.

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:12 PM

its not a crime

its a sin

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:12 PM

You're just insecure.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:13 PM

It might not be a crime, but laws never applied to us in the first place.

We're pirates, fool!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Yes, and bad ones.

Did you even plunder anything this whole time? All you've done is destroy.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

We plundered ye crew.

That counts.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Not really?

How?

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME king

1

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Soon.

1

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Regardless, those of you that survive this will be scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule soon. Then we can talk about mercy.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

We be the best pirates!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Nah.

You're the worst crew on this entire sea!

No wonder Patchy and Steve left you.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:15 PM

SNIFFFFFFF

in a very small voice: yar! (edited)

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:16 PM

THEY LEFT BECAUSE THEY WERE A BUNCHA SORE LOSERS

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:16 PM

You're the only sore losers I can see.

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:16 PM

WITHOUT TELLING US

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:16 PM

starts sobbing again

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:16 PM

We would have let ya go if you had asked to leave!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Ye.... yer n-not me mother....

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:18 PM

i am

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:18 PM

WHAT

Why!!!! Why ya have to leave me!?!?!??!

sobbing again

Pirate Terraria BOT 24-Feb-22 11:19 PM

my b

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:19 PM

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:35 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from JUNGLE!!

Entrapta

2.5/3 HP

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

drillspear

VISIBLE A long, sturdy spear with a powerable drill tip! This beast of engineering has a fair bit of reach and strength, can be used to drill through just about anything, though it still needs the alcohol fuel to power it.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown. Now equipped with various tools, it's sorta like a multitool! It'll certainly help out.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:35 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jungle ---> encino

Entrapta BOT 24-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Right. @Monkey Buccaneer You're the captain of the Tempest, right?

If I remember correctly.

Darn.

Well, I was going to ask - I'm on unofficial business, but... is there anything that could make you not want to kill Muskular?

It's a shame about the party, by the way. I was looking forward to it.

Just lemme know when you're ready.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:40 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:42 PM

Worry not, the party is still on!

There'll be DINNER for everybody!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Aye, I'm not planning on doing that.

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Ah, but your ghost girl is!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 24-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Okay?

I'm too weak right now to stop anybody.

The ship crash was cool though.

Totally worth it

Me crew are having fun.

May BOT 24-Feb-22 11:47 PM

Monkey has nothing to do with us trying to eliminate the star

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:50 PM

Tell that to her, not me.

I don't care about the star, I care about my crew.

Mah bois, as it were.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 24-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Aw! Yer highness!

King Harkinian BOT 24-Feb-22 11:55 PM

That's the honest truth! You, Steve, and Inigo have impressed me more than I ever expected back when we first met.

You built me a great ship and took me to the wonderful land of Encino!

And you'll get your party, mah boi.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:58 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from JUNGLE!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 24-Feb-22 11:58 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:03 AM

You have no idea how happy that makes yer old pal patchy!!!!

The sobbing is now happy sobbing

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:04 AM

What's happening

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:05 AM

The disco are being MEAN

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Ok that I knew

Quite unreasonable if you ask me!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Agreed!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Yar!!!

Whats going on with you musky? sniffle

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:06 AM

I'm... trying to get cookies

into either Ianis' or Koeia's mouth

Preferably not doing so in the same area as the Disco

That's what's going on with me!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Most understandable!

There are likely some cookies on me snack table

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Recall my third statement...

Preferably not here

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Oh yar

Well yer still coming to the party later, right!?

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:08 AM

Uhm...

I wanted to...

but Disco's kinda ruined that

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:09 AM

NOOOOOOOOO!

We can still have one!!!

If everyone comes back to Encini this phase!

Right yer majesty!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:09 AM

But

the Disco want to kill me!

It feels like I'm at the top of their list...

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 12:09 AM

If we defeat them, Encino will be safe to return to for a nice party!

Perhaps you could come here after we all take our actions.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Well don't ye worry sheriff inigo and I are going to be defeating them!

Yar!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:10 AM

I suppose...?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Im pretty sure only Mina is trying to kill you, the rest of us dont really care at this point

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Hmm....

But Murasa was fairly... extreme about it

Willing to kill me even if it costed her own life!

Err...

unlife?

Whatever life is for ghosts...

Anyway... does anyone here want to try discus throwing some of those cookies at Barbaros ? (edited)

Maybe some of those cookies will bounce off and land onto our ship...

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 12:15 AM

Im just gonna shoot his ship

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:15 AM

With cookies?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 12:15 AM

Crossbow

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:16 AM

...Loaded with cookies?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Hmm

You give a tempting offer

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Indeed! I am willing to give you the best of advice! (edited)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 12:18 AM

we have learned terrible ideas are fantastic ideas

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:18 AM

Thus, shoot using cookies! (edited)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 12:36 AM

I vow this:

Anyone who wishes to attend Mah Boi Patchy's party will have their safety assured, by myself and Sherriff Inigo.

And whoever else wishes to defend this wonderful place.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:38 AM

Does throwing cookies at Barbaros count as defending this place? (edited)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Barbaros will be dealt with well before the party, I'm sure.

You can throw cookies at him, and still attend the party later.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:42 AM

That's true...

I'll have to convince the others to not worry about me then!

The big shark wants to escort me out of here as soon as possible!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Indeed, perhaps you can convince him to stay behind and attend the party as well.

I'm sure you would both have a great time!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 12:44 AM

Y-Yeah!

Sure, I'll trust you! (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Agreed

I will have to spend years repenting for this

But thats a problem for future murasa, not present

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Hey Murasa... do you ever go back on your words?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:05 AM

I refuse to answer that question

My gut tells me it's a trap

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:05 AM

How so?

It's a simple yes or no!

And silence might as well be a yes (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:09 AM

Silence does not explicitly confirm or deny anything

All it does is confirm no answer has been given, however the reasoning behind this silence can not be called with certainty

I learned that from a group of lawyers who's ship I sunk

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:11 AM

Might as well recall my memory then! Because from what I remembered.. you called me a "youkai"

And right after that...

You said you'd stop anyone who tries to exterminate me!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:12 AM

Times change

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:12 AM

That answers my question then

Nice to know!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:12 AM

I only said that because I thought you were a youkai

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:13 AM

What changed that?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:13 AM

However I don't think that's the case anymore

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:13 AM

And why not?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:14 AM

You get along with humans a little TOO well

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:14 AM

What humans?

If you're talking about Patchy and Steve, I did kinda abandon them in favor of a big shark and fish

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:15 AM

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Nope I don't buy it

This is some mental trick you can't fool me

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:16 AM

Isn't May human?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:16 AM

You're getting your ass beat, not exterminated

May BOT 25-Feb-22 01:16 AM

Am i?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:16 AM

There's a difference

Good question are you?

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:17 AM

Well if you two get along, I guess that means she isn't!

May BOT 25-Feb-22 01:18 AM

well anyway, you are trying to convince the most stubborn person here (edited)

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Eh.. Murasa sorta reminds me of Koeia

May BOT 25-Feb-22 01:19 AM

who

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Both are in denial a lot!

fish

May BOT 25-Feb-22 01:20 AM

she hates land so she is lame

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:20 AM

She should stay in the ocean

If I catch her evolving she's getting kicked

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:20 AM

She went on land just for this party

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:20 AM

She's getting kicked

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:21 AM

Wow! If you're gonna kick someone, kick me

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:21 AM

Look star, you're getting your ass beat

No way around it

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:21 AM

Bitch

I

Work

Out

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:21 AM

The only shit you're gonna be working out

Is your funeral plan

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Bring it on

May BOT 25-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Hey hey hey, i though Mario Party was rated E for everyone?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Fuck outta here gold star looking ass

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:22 AM

I'm purple and FABULOUS thank you very much!

I'm on vacation!

I'd hope I'm at least allowed ONE naughty word....

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Star of the week looking ass

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Rude!

I look nothing like that abomination!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:30 AM

Nah

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:31 AM

to be fair you are in the same stance

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:31 AM

H-

How can stars have different stances??

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:32 AM

yeah

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:32 AM

And also..

That's like saying two people look alike just because they're both standing!

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:33 AM

makes sense to me

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 01:34 AM

SPOILER

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:45 AM

(why is this spoilered with literally zero context)

(what is this a spoiler for)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 01:46 AM

(It's a non-game-related meme)

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:46 AM

(okieeeeeeee)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 01:46 AM

(Stop patronizing me it felt like a good idea to spoiler it at the time lol) (edited)

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(aaaa sorry it makes sense now that you say it) (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(trigger warning: Danganronpa)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(TRUE)

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(also true)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:52 AM

I feel we might die here

However as a ghost, odds are you guys will turn into ghosts too

So don't worry

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:54 AM

Ghosts arr cool

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:54 AM

Aye

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 01:54 AM

I'll probably respawn if some landlubbers got a house with a table a chair and a light source though so i ain't worried

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 01:55 AM

Neat

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 01:58 AM

LOCK

Carvallain shoots his crossbow at Barbaros!

It's over a super long distance, but it nicks him for a bit of damage!

Muskular tosses a set of cookies at the villainous pirate!

They hit him and scatter across the deck of his ship!

The Terraria Pirate asks Barbaros for help dealing with the Tempest's traitors!

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UNLOCK

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:05 AM

Excuse me?!

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:05 AM

okay two things

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:05 AM

You’re asking the big bad for help?

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:05 AM

actually one thing, applies to the both of you

What the hell are you two thinking

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Maybe Barbaros is weak to cookies

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

You think befriending the thing trying to kill us all is going to help?

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

You never know until you try!

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

cookies of all things

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Yep!

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

idk we're both pirates

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:06 AM

and terraria, HE IS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:07 AM

Yea we need to work together

As pirate buddies!

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:07 AM

like yeah he would help us but we are included in that

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:08 AM

I've kinda accepted I ain't makin' it outta here

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 02:08 AM

You gotta have hope

You gotta believe!

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:09 AM

I mean is this barbaross guy that bad

sure he insulted the tempest but idk

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:14 AM

Muskular instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:14 AM

(edited)

Muskular

encino ---> jungle

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Wait hold on

Barbados is killing us too?

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:15 AM

yes

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Ehhhh

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:15 AM

but what if we made him not do that

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:15 AM

We're not gonna survive the fight against the traitors

So we might as well just see if he can hurt them

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:16 AM

yup (edited)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:17 AM

well, you would have to stop the people on the kye and the whatever the other ship is

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Maybe I can bribe em with this big chest of gold

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:17 AM

because they are attacking him

he will kill you and take your gold, most likely

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Ah

A true pirate then

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:17 AM

its a pirate eat pirate world

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:18 AM

Yeah

He's a true pirate and considering the severe lack of pirates we've met I want to keep him alive longer

It's refreshing yknow

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:18 AM

so true

woah hes almost dead already

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:18 AM

I mean he has 2.5 hearts left anyway

Yeah let the others deal with him

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:19 AM

CURSE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:19 AM

HEY BARBADOS DESPITE BEING AN ASSHOLE WE SUPPORT YOU

WE'LL KILL AT LEAST ONE OF THE TRAITORS IN YOUR NAME

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:20 AM

okay ive got an idea, ill hold onto a harpoon and someone shoots me into his ship

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:20 AM

OH TRUE

Yeah we need that ship

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:20 AM

it would count for the midphase barbados action because it has to do with him

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:20 AM

Wait no need

Climb the anchor

ANCHOR YOUR ANCHOR ON THE ANCHOR AND CLIMB

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:21 AM

oh what the hell there is some people on board

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:21 AM

Oh wait shit those are those friendship assholes

Alright emergency we can't let them take that ship when we can get revenge with it

I'll lend a hand

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:22 AM

is your ability recharged?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:22 AM

It might be?

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:22 AM

do it here

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:22 AM

Ok yeah its good

Where should I do it

Oh shit what the hell are they going to do

Can they see what we're saying?

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:24 AM

ah i hope not

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:24 AM

Ok we need a plan to get all of them off the ship while keeping it afloat

I can flood it but it'll take damage

At the very least we need the cannons on board

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:28 AM

you tell em barbradarsos

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:29 AM

Ok yeah we need to steal that boat

Wait hold on Barbados has 2.5 hearts

So a flooding won't sink it

BUT we need the cannons on board

What the hell are they talking about terraria

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:31 AM

LOL

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:32 AM

HYPOTHETICALLY

if we wanted to cop out of our objective we still could

right

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:32 AM

Yeah

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:32 AM

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

Also Barbados is about to crash his ship based

I'm not changing the objective

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

didnt he make fun of us for crashing ours

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

learning from the best

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

ARE THEY TALKING SHIT ABOUT US

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

yer not the captain

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:33 AM

I know

I mean i don't want to lol

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:34 AM

WOW THOSE BASTARDS

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:34 AM

ASSHOLES

YEAH LETS SEE YOUR POWER OF FRIENDSHIP DEAL WITH A FLOOD

IM SINKING THE SHIP

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:34 AM

https://tenor.com/view/tense-table-smash-mad-gif-13656077

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:34 AM

okay cool they can't hear us

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:35 AM

...

you really think they can't hear you?

I suppose it is rather far up there

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:36 AM

They can't

HEY KYE BASTARDS IF YOU CAN HEAR US SAY SOME POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BS

Actually they'd say that anyway

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:36 AM

man theyre having a high and mighty good guy speech

this sucks

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:37 AM

They have the nerve to talk about bonds in front of us

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:37 AM

we are the best people here because we were very transparent with our goals

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:37 AM

From the beginning we knew what we would do

Stick together

And that we have

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

Mostly

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

Mostly

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

Mostly

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

You're going to try and sink the ship?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

But you getting separated wasn't on purpose

Sink maybe

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

were gunna do something

im tired of watching this

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:38 AM

Get the kye crew off deck yes

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:39 AM

we're very good at coming up with good/bad plans

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:39 AM

THEY'RE STILL GIVING A SPEECH

THOSE PATRONIZING ASSHOLES

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:39 AM

...I'm tired of them too, to be honest

Not the crew, the um, the ship

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:39 AM

Oh

Yknow it's a shame we have to fight ingio

Personally I have nothing against you

But if you're gonna stand with the traitors then...

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:40 AM

same cept who you hang around with

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:41 AM

I stand with no traitors

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:41 AM

Yeah you do

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:41 AM

No I don't

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:41 AM

ya do

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:41 AM

We can stand and argue this for as long as it takes that crew to talk about friendship

But we have things to do

At the end of the day, these three willingly abandoned us

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:42 AM

Ha!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:42 AM

The least they could have done was admit they were leaving

But no

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:42 AM

Then may I call YOU a traitor!

1

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:42 AM

They choose the cowards way out

Wait hold on they're plundering the ship

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:43 AM

Yeah, they're pirates

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:43 AM

They aren't true pirates

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

YOU aren't true pirates

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

I expected them to take the ship for themselves

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

You haven't even plundered anything this entire time!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

I refuse to take this shit from royalty

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

i did actually

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

You are taking it, sorry

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

i got the gold pelvis

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

I plundered atlantis

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

You didn't plunder that, you got it from the middle of the ocean

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

You did plunder somthing

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

I see everything.

I'm the King, bitch.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:44 AM

Go pirate sony vegas old man (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

You took your leave of our duel

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

I have already done so.

I upgraded to Vegas 10, in fact.

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

Can confirm, I saw

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

I am a greater pirate than any of you idiots.

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

if you know everything do you know who shot me with this cannonball

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

honestly, fair enough

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

Yes, but I'm not telling you.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:45 AM

It's hard to plunder when the targets you're trying to plunder have evaded you

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

You could have decided

AT ANY POINT

to plunder anything or anyone else.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

Oh yeah 100%

But you know what they say

"Anyone who tries to use the sunk cost fallacy deserves to get their ship sunk"

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

If you really want to plunder something you can have some of our gold

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

I think only you say that.

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

we have plenty of it here

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:46 AM

yeah because i didn't care about it, it was just an excuse to get into encino and for minamistu to get her ufo

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:47 AM

Yeah

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:47 AM

I can't believe I'm dealing with two walking stereotypes here.

"Smug anime girl pfp" in the flesh.

Cringe AF.

OAH!

Losers.

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 02:47 AM

(the king has gone YTP mode)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:48 AM

I was in YTP mode the whole time. All of my lines? Sentence mixed.

1

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:48 AM

Man royalty are always so fun

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:48 AM

I wish

Alright king you win this round

1

Pirate Terraria BOT 25-Feb-22 02:49 AM

They're more fun when they're in davy jones locker imo

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:49 AM

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-strive-guilty-gear-shut-up-oomfie-may-gif-22645623

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:50 AM

https://tenor.com/view/king-harkinian-youtube-poop-ytp-cdi-zelda-gif-18558520

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:50 AM

Smug 32 bit looking ass

Alright crew are we doing this or not

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:50 AM

https://tenor.com/view/king-harkinian-cdi-smoking-based-gif-20710309 (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 25-Feb-22 02:51 AM

Because if we can steal the ship that'll be cool

Oh do they mean us?

We aren't trolls at all

Oh wait shit if they come here

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:52 AM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:52 AM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 25-Feb-22 02:54 AM

oh wait crap

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:55 AM

May instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:55 AM

(edited)

May

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:55 AM

Pirate instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 02:55 AM

(edited)

Pirate

encino ---> jungle

Steve the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:13 AM

Ooooooh yaaar

Steve didn't know he had a bit o' narcolepsy too!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:14 AM

OAH!

Great to see you again Steve!

I'm sure you're feeling well-rested now.

Steve the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:14 AM

Indeed he do!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:18 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from JUNGLE!!

Cortez

1.25/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:18 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jungle ---> encino

Steve the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:18 AM

PAPA

HOLA!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 03:22 AM

I may not have plundered but i worked the markets!

I have still made more profit than many other pirates this game and thats enough for me

I can be a truly honest spice trader sometimes too, you know

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:30 AM

That's fair! I like you more than your crewmates anyway.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:41 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from JUNGLE!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:41 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:42 AM

@May

May appeared from JUNGLE!!

May

2/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:42 AM

(edited)

May

jungle ---> encino

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:42 AM

This... this is Encino?

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:42 AM

It's terrible

aside from maybe the alcohol

in your opinion

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:43 AM

Ye can get alcohol at better places than this.

The air's hurtin' me eye. (edited)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:44 AM

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:44 AM

That's yer ship over there in that wreck I take it.

Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 03:44 AM

(wait did cinnamonspiders leave the server)

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:45 AM

(yes, evidently)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:45 AM

(wait why)

Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 03:45 AM

(no idea)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:45 AM

(aw :( )

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(non-game-related reasons)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(ah okay)

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(hope theyre doin alright)

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 AM

(yeah)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 AM

@The Demoman This place was nicer before these jokers destroyed its ancient temple!

As it is, we can rebuild it under the mighty arm of Hyrule.

Still, it's nice enough for a party.

Patchy's house is all ready for it! (edited)

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 AM

Ye do tempt me with the party, but we've still got trouble ta' deal with.

Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 AM

And you're guaranteein' safety for those who partake in the party, eh.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 AM

Yes.

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:50 AM

[Cortez, are ye buyin' this at all?]

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:50 AM

With Inigo here, and myself, and whoever wishes to aid us, we will provide a circle of defense for any partygoers - and still have time to partake in it ourselves.

Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 03:50 AM

I'm still processin'.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:51 AM

And may I say, on my end -

It won't be just defense.

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:51 AM

Dude is a king, he 100% makes the divide between the rich and the citizens bigger

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:52 AM

Are ye one of those communists Soldier talks about?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:52 AM

Keep tempting me, and I'll make the divide between your head and the rest of your body bigger.

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:52 AM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786232896468811786/936048602302808084/may_taunt.gif

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:53 AM

https://tenor.com/view/king-harkinian-cdi-smoking-based-gif-20710309

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:54 AM

King, if ye don't mind me askin', why would you ever want to make a kingdom in a place like this?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:55 AM

My kingdom already exists! This will just be an extension of it.

It has nice residential and commercial areas, and until recently it had a perfectly preserved ancient temple. (edited)

If my warriors can restore it, we can make bank off of tourism!

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:56 AM

eh, the wreckage adds value

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:56 AM

Perhaps it will!

All the better for me.

No matter what, I win.

The Demoman BOT 25-Feb-22 03:56 AM

Sounds yer gameplan is a lot better than whatever the hell we have going on.

Good on ye.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get the ███ outta here before I choke to death on this air.

Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 03:57 AM

I'll also be takin' my leave.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

I'll see you at the party!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

Cortez instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

(edited)

Cortez

encino ---> jungle

May BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

i don't think you sold em on the party

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

May instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 AM

(edited)

May

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:00 AM

I did, actually.

I could make YOU come to the party if I really wanted.

But no, I'll hold back my full power.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 04:03 AM

I'll partake in the party, so long as i can get that drinking contest i was promised yesterday

Its an integral part of the party experience

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:04 AM

Of course!

It'll be most excellent.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 04:04 AM

Perfect

Ive worked politics before, ive no qualms working with royalty, long as it doesnt become my whole life

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:05 AM

You don't have to worry about that! After this party, you're welcome to stay here for as short or long a time as you like. No commitment!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 25-Feb-22 04:06 AM

Perfect for me

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 25-Feb-22 04:13 AM

Aye.

I can probs drink me sorrows away.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:15 AM

King Harkinian instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:15 AM

(edited)

King Harkinian

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:15 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from JUNGLE!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:15 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jungle ---> encino

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:16 AM

So how’s the party turning out?

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:16 AM

(edited)

King Harkinian

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:16 AM

@King Harkinian

King Harkinian appeared from JUNGLE!!

King Harkinian

1.5/3 HP

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:16 AM

I got a lotta nonbelievers over at the beach!

A real shame..

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:17 AM

They must trust in the King and his Sherriff!

By my decree, all partygoers will share the same defensive boost herein as Encino's discoverers, and several of us are also planning to take more... active defensive measures.

Including myself.

Like they say, the best defense is a good offense.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:20 AM

So uhm.. is it like a barrier that goes around the partygoers, or does it work on an individual basis?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:20 AM

It's individual.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:20 AM

Like if a partygoer were to try and attack another partygoer

Ah

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 04:21 AM

But also, partying is, how would you say, a 'free action'! So anybody is free to take their own defensive precautions as well.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:21 AM

I see!

I shall spread the word!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:22 AM

Muskular instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:22 AM

(edited)

Muskular

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:13 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from JUNGLE!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:13 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:22 AM

Muskular instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:22 AM

(edited)

Muskular

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:48 AM

Captain Scarlett instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:48 AM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:49 AM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from JUNGLE!!

Captain Scarlett

1/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:49 AM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:51 AM

Captain Scarlett instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:51 AM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

encino ---> jungle

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 07:52 AM

What in tarnation is goin on over there?

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 07:53 AM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 07:53 AM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:15 AM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from JUNGLE!!

Inigo Montoya

2.5/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:15 AM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jungle ---> encino

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 11:59 AM

WAIT

Did me eye deceive me?

@Steve the Pirate are ye back!?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 02:32 PM

He is!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 02:37 PM

STEVIE me hearty! I've missed ye so! (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 25-Feb-22 02:43 PM

...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 02:48 PM

WHAT?

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:46 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from JUNGLE!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:46 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:46 PM

OAH! Welcome back!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:46 PM

Oh! Hello!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:46 PM

Musky!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:47 PM

Things have… not been going well…

The others seem pretty dead set on hunkering down on the ships

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:47 PM

Such fear!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 PM

I’ll probably have to do my cookie business on The Ghost King…

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 PM

wait so, who is actually coming to our party?

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 PM

Maybe you’ll get some visitors after the fact!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:48 PM

A shame that these terrorists have inspired such... well, terror. Perhaps we'll need to deal with them first before opening up the floodgates for the party.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 PM

Yea.. I think once The Tempest are dealt with.. we can all have a party in like… an epilogue or something like that!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:49 PM

OOH!

an epilogue!

Well I have incredible karate skills, Musky.

I can help!

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:50 PM

Eh?

It’s a bit hard to help when we don’t really know what The Tempest are planning… (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:51 PM

Yar, half of them have just been chillin here (edited)

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:51 PM

But I’ve heard word that they may try to steal one of the ships!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 03:51 PM

WHAT

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 25-Feb-22 03:52 PM

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:53 PM

Ok, well, by “they” I mean Murasa and maybe May

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 03:53 PM

You know, there are security camera logs of what they've said here and in the jungle. You could see what they've actually discussed.

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:53 PM

I did!

sigh

Guess I’ll double check!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:54 PM

Muskular instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:54 PM

(edited)

Muskular

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:57 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from JUNGLE!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

purplepaint

VISIBLE Muskular is purple now.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 03:57 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jungle ---> encino

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 03:58 PM

I think the main cause of concern was Murasa talking about how she “soon got a ghost ship to maintain” or something like that (edited)

And then people thought that meant they’re going to try and take over a ship? (edited)

It does sound like Murasa plans on trying to board a ship… it’s just not that clear which!

Maybe they’re talking about Barbaros’ ship? Personally that’s my best guess but I think people are right to be at least a tiny bit paranoid!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 04:03 PM

do you think Murasa is still after us, they seem like they may have bigger fish to fry?

Muskular BOT 25-Feb-22 04:04 PM

I think she’s still after us….

Her and May might try to pull something as a mid phase action to deal with Barbaros whilst also gaining access to that ship…

Then they’ll probably use the cannons on that ship to shoot us (edited)

So uhm..

Yeah!

I’ll go vibe in the Jungle for a bit

Actually eh, might as well go back to my ship

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:08 PM

Muskular instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 04:08 PM

(edited)

Muskular

encino ---> jungle

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 05:21 PM

what shall we do!?

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:23 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from JUNGLE!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM

Quagsire instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:27 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to JUNGLE!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 05:43 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 06:11 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from JUNGLE!!

Patchy the Pirate

1.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 06:11 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Hello Patchy!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Ahoy!

Oh yer majesty

I can't puzzle what's been goin on :(

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 06:45 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to JUNGLE!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 07:11 PM

LOCK

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 07:29 PM

UNLOCK

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MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 07:29 PM

Minamitsu Murasa can now view (but not post) in this area!

Monkey Buccaneer can now view (but not post) in this area!

Patchy the Pirate can now view (but not post) in this area!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 07:29 PM

LOCK

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King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 07:38 PM

Steve is getting in the partying mood!

He sets up a dodgeball court for everybody at the party!

Carvallain is in the mood too!

He prepares a round of drinks to set up the drinking contest!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 07:47 PM

The King steps forth, wanting to party but not ready to forgive and forget just yet.

"I hereby declare Inigo Montoya as the Sherriff of Encino!"

"I authorize him to dispense justice as he sees fit."

"But first..."

"These terrorists who attacked our great town seem to want mercy. Mercy!"

"Well, after they've scrubbed all the floors in Davy Jones' Locker, then we can talk about mercy."

The King, at long last, reaches into his robe and pulls out his secret weapon.

Oh yes.

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It's the one and only DINNER BLASTER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DabosoO4gKM (edited)

lucarioxkurkrow

DINNER BLASTER

https://tenor.com/view/dinner-blaster-gif-23557491

The King shoots DINNER at Murasa and the Monkey Buccaneer!

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Then, Inigo dons a Sherriff's hat.

He pulls out his rapier and strolls to the jungle.

He returns, cleaning off his blade.

Patchy and King Harkinian are alongside him.

Seems like there's nothing left to do now but join the party!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:01 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

A GM has manually moved Patchy the Pirate into this area.

Patchy the Pirate

0.5/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:01 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

@Undyne

A GM has manually moved Undyne into this area.

Undyne

1.75/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

(edited)

Undyne

beach ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

@Vriska Serket

A GM has manually moved Vriska Serket into this area.

Vriska Serket

3.25/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

altar

BIG

VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

kyeguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off the MS Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

barbarosship ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

@Karl

A GM has manually moved Karl into this area.

Karl

0/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

kyeguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off the MS Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:08 PM

(edited)

Karl

kyedeck ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:10 PM

UNLOCK

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OOOAAAAAHHHH!

I haven't unleashed my DINNER BLASTER like that in years!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:13 PM

Now THAT'S how you suplex a ship!!

Who are you old man??

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:13 PM

I'm the King of Hyrule!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:14 PM

The king of my ass! You look like you're a hobo!

Nyah hah hah hah!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:16 PM

Oooaaaaahhh! Where's this rudeness coming from?!

We've only just met!

Are you here for the party?

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:17 PM

I'm here to party HARD!!! Nyah hah hah!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:18 PM

Hohoho, wonderful!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:18 PM

Sorry old man, but it's the next generation that'll take over the alcohol!

I bet you can't keep up in a drinking competition!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:18 PM

You don't think I got this gut from DINNER alone, do you?

I'll drink you under the table!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

We'll see.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

OOOAAAAAHOHOHOHO!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

NGGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

ARE YE READY TO PARTY KIDS!?!?! (edited)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:21 PM

AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:22 PM

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:22 PM

AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

Undyne BOT 25-Feb-22 08:22 PM

NGAHHHHHHHH SCREW THESE CATCHPHRASES! LET'S JUST PARTY!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:23 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOO

Do ye scallywags like the decor?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:25 PM

Oh, of course!

I look forward to watching this 'SpongeBob', mah boi!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:26 PM

OOH I'm looking forward to you LOVING it!

Can I just say yer Highness, yer the best King I ever did meet! Even better than King Neptune!

And Inigo! I think ye may even be cooler than Sandy herself

And STEVIE, our boi! yer just so nice!

BEST CREW EVER

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We even committed MURDER together! How many crews can say that!?!?!

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King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:28 PM

It's true!

And now, we get to enjoy the peace that all true warriors strive for.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:29 PM

YAR! Yay peace!

and yay PARTY!!!!!!!!!!

Hey do ye scallywags wanna dance?

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King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:30 PM

I can boogie with the best of them!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:30 PM

OOH OOH! Let me put the song on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWqAf4eex14

Mike Fitzer

jellyfish jam

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King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:31 PM

https://tenor.com/view/ytp-cdi-king-link-you-saved-me-gif-20173904

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:31 PM

PARTY TIME

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:31 PM

https://tenor.com/view/patchy-the-pirate-spongebob-nicktoons-jump-yeah-gif-16677696

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:32 PM

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dances-party-disco-gif-14378741

Vriska Serket BOT 25-Feb-22 08:32 PM

Hell yeah!!!!!!!! Party time!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:33 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE ME MAYTEES (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:34 PM

Pirate can now view (but not post) in this area!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:35 PM

Yes, I did! He got a taste of my DINNER!

I do feel a bit bad.

But he tried to attack my friend Patchy!

The ghost girl was Inigo's revenge. My DINNER wouldn't have been enough to take her down.

And he's the sheriff of this town, so he has a duty to take out scallywags that attack us!

Count yourself lucky we're not going after you, after your terroristic bombing!

Uh. yeah

Yep!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:37 PM

YAR! The King was just doin his honourable thing... I don't approve of MURDER but I do finally feel like a real pirate!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:37 PM

Honestly, my DINNER shouldn't have been enough to kill someone normally. He was barely standing when it hit him...

Your former crewmates are now in Davy Jones' Locker, and I'm sure they'll get up to many adventures in the realm of the dead.

Who knows? Maybe they'll return to the seas of the living someday.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM

Don't worry Pirate, we'll sort all this mess out! This is what the King and I will be doing after the party:

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM

(LMAO)

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM

(LOL)

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM

It's true!

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:38 PM

After today, my violence is over

Killing the six fingered man did...not come with this kind of guilt

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:39 PM

The ghost girl is better off dead, in my humble opinion.

Well, not-so-humble, since I'm a king!

I do feel bad about the monkey, but I'd have spared him if he didn't attack Patchy.

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM

But I will still be the sheriff of this town. And will do whatever necessary to defend it!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM

Indeed!

You strive for peace, like a true warrior!

Oh, it's over, alright.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM

And I'll be yer deputy!

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM

Aye!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:40 PM

If you threaten us again, the full force of Encino will come down upon you! This land is under the domain of Hyrule!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM

This is just what Plankton does, but he still never wins!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:41 PM

(Honestly I only really killed had monkey die so murasa would have someone to talk to in davy jones locker)

Inigo Montoya BOT 25-Feb-22 08:44 PM

HEY

THAT'S MY LINE

...I will get you for this!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:52 PM

Cortez can now view (but not post) in this area!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:53 PM

Hello there, fellow King.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM

Entrapta can now view (but not post) in this area!

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 08:56 PM

I'm sorry, mah friend! The DINNER BLASTER doesn't do that much damage, truthfully...

I regret that it took out the Monkey, since he had such low health.

As for the ghost girl, take it up with Sheriff Inigo. As far as I'm concerned, he was doing his duty to protect Encino from those that had attacked it.

At least the Monkey's death will give her someone to talk to in Davy Jones' Locker.

Though keep in mind, the Monkey did attack Patchy.

Oh, I was contemplating it for even longer, believe me! You don't even know how long I was itching to take out the Dinner Blaster.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:00 PM

@Pirate King Cortez

Cortez appeared from JUNGLE!!

Cortez

1.25/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:00 PM

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Cortez

jungle ---> encino

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM

You know, I've heard legends of ways to retrieve souls from Davy Jones' Locker.

If they truly care about their crew...

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM

Monkey, Murasa... It seems I've failed ye. I thought I could guarantee your safety.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM

They'll seek to bring them back, not take out revenge on us.

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:01 PM

I see.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:02 PM

Also, might I reiterate that the Monkey broke the peace as well.

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:02 PM

Aye.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:02 PM

And as for the ghost girl, see what her last words were in the jungle, before our actions. (edited)

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:03 PM

True. I can't argue too harshly 'gainst what ye did.

And yet, I insist, that I wanted them to live! Maybe that's my sin.

Greed... To want it all.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:04 PM

Ah, no I understand you!

Any true warrior strives for peace above all.

But as a King, you must know that when that peace itself is at risk, one must defend one's kingdom.

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Aye. It's hypocritical of me, I suppose. I'm no one to judge.

To ye beyond the grave, I know you must be boilin' with rage. And there's nothin' I can do for ye anymore.

I can only hope ye find peace in your hearts. Again, what a hypocrite I am, as a spirit who hasn't moved on yet...

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:09 PM

Indeed, if they ever find their way back to the lands of the living, I hope they can find it within themselves to move on, and leave us alone.

After all -

That was all we ever wanted.

My crew wanted nothing to do with their crusade of 'revenge'!

Revenge against 'traitors' whose only crime was leaving!

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:09 PM

I suppose that's all I'll say.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:09 PM

Hah, indeed.

And yes, I suppose there's not much else that can be said.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM

May can now view (but not post) in this area!

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Till we meet again, The Disco Monkey Night Rider Tempest + Trans Rights + Ratio. Ye always did have the best name, none can deny.

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM

They did.

Pirate King Cortez BOT 25-Feb-22 09:10 PM

You're free to, Entrapta.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:11 PM

Cortez instantly moved to JUNGLE!

Cortez can now view (but not post) in this area!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:11 PM

(edited)

Cortez

encino ---> jungle

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:12 PM

@May

May appeared from JUNGLE!!

May

2/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:12 PM

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May

jungle ---> encino

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:14 PM

May instantly moved to JUNGLE!

May can now view (but not post) in this area!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:14 PM

(edited)

May

encino ---> jungle

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 09:19 PM

I wish you luck in your quest.

I must add, the Terraria Pirate wants revenge on Inigo and I for what we did.

And all I'll say to that is -

When you retrieve your friends from the dead, if you come back to fight, we will be ready to fight. If you come back in peace, we will welcome you. (edited)

And even if you fight us, after we all tire of it, we will still welcome you.

To have a party here with us, in Encino.

Just like your crew originally wanted once, long ago, at the start of all this.

So long, King.

And you as well, mechanic.

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:25 PM

Muskular can now view (but not post) in this area!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to JUNGLE!

Vriska Serket can now view (but not post) in this area!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 09:32 PM

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Vriska Serket

encino ---> jungle

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 10:06 PM

When do we be doin the drinking game?

King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 10:06 PM

In what some would call "epilogue"

(Use your !movespecial to indicate you'll be partaking in it, we'll roll to see how it goes and reveal in epilogues)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 10:11 PM

OOH! How exciting!

MysteryBot BOT 25-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Pirate can now view (but not post) in this area!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 25-Feb-22 10:17 PM

So many threats, yer highhness! I just saw! Don't worry they'll have to get through sheriff squirrel and deputy sponge first!

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King Harkinian BOT 25-Feb-22 10:18 PM

You don't believe that you can bring back your friends?

Well...

When you come back someday, perhaps I'll tell you where that cannonball came from, eh. (edited)

Barbaros BOT 25-Feb-22 11:02 PM

LOCK

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