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-----Phase 1-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Molly
3/3 HP
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP
musketsVISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
Inigo Montoya
3/3 HP
rapierVISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.
We know roughly where we want to be, the problem is that we don't know where that is!
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:19 PM
If you have no plans captain
could i recommend that we perhaps start by searching for @βMiss Bec Trede's father?
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:20 PM
It's not that I don't have a plan, Inigo. That's exactly where we need to go, he'll be where the rest of the sought material is, mark my words.
What if we got you at the telescopes this round, to look at the island east? Then, we can go from there.
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:20 PM
Seems to me that all routes end up at that southern island.
So people are 8ound to end up there.
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:21 PM
I'm pretty sure those are just examples of distance.
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:22 PM
W8, they're la8elled as...
"Safe sea routes"
Well then, we don't need those!
Where we're going is gonna 8e the opposite of safe!(edited)
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:23 PM
I, have to confess something about my father, something I've been hiding...
It's for the purposes of finding him so I must
I never really knew my father, but I know my mother first met him right before he was about to set sail to his first voyage, promising to return in time for spring
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:26 PM
Do you know his name?
Or any leads on where he might be?
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:26 PM
No, but I do know that 15 barrels of cargo fell on him before he left port, crushing his bones
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:27 PM
what?
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:27 PM
My mother, distraught, hooked up with one of the bachelor's at the closest bar
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:27 PM
He's dead?
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:27 PM
My father is dead, it is my stepfather we are looking for
I say this so that we don't look for similarities in appearance
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:27 PM
Ah
...I'm so sorry
That is such an awful way to go
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:28 PM
It's, a cruel irony, it hurt my mother more than it could ever hurt me as I was a newborn
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:29 PM
A dying father is the worst pain a man can bear
BarbarosBOT09-Feb-22 09:29 PM
[sorry discord butchered my images here is the fullres one](edited)
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:30 PM
I did not reveal this right away because, to be honest, I was looking for easy sympathy
So now, to find him is more difficult, as he could look completely different than I do
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:31 PM
Nah.
There's worse.
Captain ScarlettBOT09-Feb-22 09:31 PM
Hello everyone!
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:31 PM
My oh my, I'd expect no deception from my mate!
Still, a promise is a promise.
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:31 PM
Killing my own lusus wasn't the hardest thing I've 8een through.
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:31 PM
I said man.
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:32 PM
I didn't want to keep up the deception, so that's why I reveal it now
Captain ScarlettBOT09-Feb-22 09:32 PM
You should!
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:32 PM
...but perhaps it still applies
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:32 PM
Twas foolish of me, in hindsight
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:32 PM
That's alright. We still have a job in front of us. Potentially two or three, if we are unlucky.
I'm sorry, your what?
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:33 PM
Ugh, I forget you humans don't know what a lusus is.
It's like, the thing that raises you?
White 8east. Usually pretty 8ig.
Mine was a spider, of course.
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:34 PM
The thing that rasises you?
So...your father?
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Oh, like Jackie! So that's his title... lusus...
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:34 PM
You, killed your own father?
You've gone through that?
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:35 PM
Mother.
King HarkinianBOT09-Feb-22 09:35 PM
(a lu sus?)
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:35 PM
That's almost as bad
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:35 PM
(et sus Brutus?)
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:35 PM
I did not know I would ever be present to such evil
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:36 PM
(Alright crew, new article!
Kill Harkinian on sight!)
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:36 PM
I am very glad you did not become our captain(edited)
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:36 PM
(I agree)
Captain ScarlettBOT09-Feb-22 09:37 PM
I was a little out of it, what's happened so far?
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:37 PM
If you all insist on continuing to find my stepfather even now, we could start by trying to find any leads
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:37 PM
She was wounded.
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:37 PM
Wait, I wonder if we can increase the effectiveness of our scouting... I have a spyglass stowed, but we must get two more.
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:37 PM
I had to put her out of her misery!
It was for her own good.
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:38 PM
....hrmph
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:39 PM
Two more spyglasses?
I was thinking we just make usage of the telescope
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 09:40 PM
Yes, but that'd take four phases
One per cardinal direction
Captain ScarlettBOT09-Feb-22 09:42 PM
I've gotta say, this ship is quite lovely!
Miss Bec TredeBOT09-Feb-22 09:44 PM
We might have to have a blindspot in our searching lest we stay here forever
Vriska SerketBOT09-Feb-22 09:45 PM
If you people are 8usy staring out at nothing, I can move the ship.
With our dearest captain's permission, of course!
Captain ScarlettBOT09-Feb-22 09:46 PM
Dearest Captain? Your attitude's quite changed
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 09:50 PM
My eye is on one of those
honorable items down below
(@βKing Harkinian if i wanted to take something from down there I would need to spend my action down there, right? And would then not be able to do something up here?)
King HarkinianBOT09-Feb-22 10:26 PM
(I'd say for your own ship you can grab an item from one area while doing an action in another)
Inigo MontoyaBOT09-Feb-22 10:44 PM
(sweet)
KarlBOT09-Feb-22 11:03 PM
Don't feel like you have to suck up to me, Serket. Of course.
Now, Wait, from where we are we actually only need three directions covered
Hm, does anyone here have particularly good eyesight?
MollyBOT10-Feb-22 12:44 AM
I don't care about up here much, but the below deck is great, fufufu!
Nope!
Vriska SerketBOT10-Feb-22 12:46 AM
I do ::::)
Having eight eyes is gr8!
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 01:53 AM
Great, you can try to observe to the east, Arma and I will check west, and @βInigo Montoya can check to the south. Let's see what we can find in this place.
Inigo MontoyaBOT10-Feb-22 01:53 AM
Very well
Do you mean for us to all use the telescope?
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 01:57 AM
No, I have my spyglass, Serket is apparently a spider, and you can use the telescope.
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 04:39 AM
And in case it wasn't clear, Vriska, you may direct the ship.
As for the rest of you...
Make sure you hoist up the thing, baton down the whatsit, make sure that things that shouldn't spin aren't spinning, and so on and so forth.
Vriska SerketBOT10-Feb-22 08:03 AM
Excellent ::::)
Vriska SerketBOT10-Feb-22 09:19 AM
We shall sail to the nearest port.
If you're looking for things, perhaps you can make a friend there...
Or a foe.
No-one will lead us to the treasure 8etter than our enemies!
Captain ScarlettBOT10-Feb-22 09:30 AM
That's true!
MysteryBotBOT10-Feb-22 02:06 PM
Vriska Serket instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket can now view (but not post) in this area!
Ignoring orders, is what one of them is doing! That's the Vriska I chose.
Scarlett, can you scout South?
Captain ScarlettBOT10-Feb-22 04:20 PM
Alright!
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 04:23 PM
I meant the scouting!
Shouts to below deck
Captain ScarlettBOT10-Feb-22 04:25 PM
What, getting stabbed??? I seriously don't get what you're trying to do
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 04:30 PM
I don't know, and as long as it doesn't blow anyone up, I don't care.
If it blows anyone up...
That could be funny.
But that's besides the point.
Miss Bec TredeBOT10-Feb-22 05:04 PM
I have a small proposal, since we may be dealing with some less than friendly people, should we have some kind of code phrase for when we should do a surprise attack?
I was thinking "maidens in their wiser years are more likely to own ornate vessels" but I am open to other ideas
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 05:05 PM
That's a wonderful idea! We should do something much more subtle, like... offering a handshake?
Miss Bec TredeBOT10-Feb-22 05:06 PM
That will work, but what if we ever want to offer a handshake in earnest?
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 05:08 PM
We hug them instead!
UndyneBOT10-Feb-22 05:08 PM
(LMAOOOOOO)
Miss Bec TredeBOT10-Feb-22 05:08 PM
Alright then we will go with that
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 05:09 PM
Handshakes are the colder, more controlling gesture.
I know... used to know someone who gave great hugs. Those are so open and legitimately inviting.
Inigo MontoyaBOT10-Feb-22 05:36 PM
So if one of us says to hug someone, that's a sign for us to actually attack them?
Just want to make sure, I'd hate to mess that up
Miss Bec TredeBOT10-Feb-22 05:37 PM
No I think a handshake is the sign
Inigo MontoyaBOT10-Feb-22 05:37 PM
I will not lie, I would be eager to use my sword if the opprotunity permits
Ah, alright then
So the handshake is the code then
KarlBOT10-Feb-22 05:41 PM
The handshake is the code
The hug is a hug
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KarlBOT10-Feb-22 05:54 PM
Do you want a hug Vriska
UndyneBOT10-Feb-22 07:04 PM
LOCK
BarbarosBOT10-Feb-22 08:07 PM
Everyone, save for Twig, who is just chilling, gets to work on surveying the area in their own way.
Scarlett looks off to the south, but she doesn't have any sort of viewing item, so she doesn't seem to see much of anything.
Arma turns into the shape of a spyglass and Karl looks through it, but he also doesn't seem to be able to see much as he's basically just looking through a concrete tube.
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Inigo actually brings the telescope over and looks to the south as well, and he seems to actually see something of note!
Meanwhile, Bec Trede is channeling all her anger, and suddenly takes it all out on a poor flute!
It breaks clean in half on her knee!
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Inigo and Bec Trede then head over below...(edited)
BarbarosBOT10-Feb-22 08:33 PM
Karl goes over and grabs a violin and the necessary items for it to make up for his lack of viewing pleasure.
The Humphrey's Dream is bound for tile D3!
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MysteryBotBOT10-Feb-22 09:18 PM
(edited)
Captain Scarlett stayed here.
Miss Bec Trede stayed here.
Karl stayed here.
Inigo Montoya stayed here.
Twig stayed here.
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-----Phase 2-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Molly
3/3 HP
Vriska Serket
VIEWING ONLY
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP
musketsVISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
violinVISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.
Inigo Montoya
3/3 HP
rapierVISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.
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-----Phase 3-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Molly
VIEWING ONLY
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
violinVISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.
[You can move to JOHNSTOWN and HARBOR from here!](edited)
MysteryBotBOT11-Feb-22 08:51 PM
@βMolly
Molly appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!!
Molly
3/3 HP
grabberstabberBIGVISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HARBOR!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HARBOR!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
3/3 HP
grabberstabberBIGVISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from JOHNSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
Carvallain de Gorgagne can no longer view this area.
MysteryBotBOT12-Feb-22 09:08 AM
@βMiss Bec Trede
Miss Bec Trede appeared from HARBOR!!
Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP
musketsVISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.
balloonVISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!
@βCarvallain de Gorgagne
Carvallain de Gorgagne can now view (but not post) in this area!
Carvallain de Gorgagne
VIEWING ONLY
MysteryBotBOT12-Feb-22 04:56 PM
@βMolly
Molly appeared from HARBOR!!
Molly
3/3 HP
grabberstabberBIGVISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.
@βCaptain Scarlett
Captain Scarlett appeared from HARBOR!!
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βMolly
Molly appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!!
Molly
3/3 HP
grabberstabberBIGVISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.
3/3 HP
grabberstabberBIGVISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.
No matter, tell her that I will be searching for her father
MysteryBotBOT12-Feb-22 06:16 PM
@βCaptain Scarlett
Captain Scarlett appeared from JOHNSTOWN!!
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from JOHNSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from JOHNSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HARBOR!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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-----Phase 4-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Molly
VIEWING ONLY
Minamitsu Murasa
VIEWING ONLY
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
May
VIEWING ONLY
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Monkey Buccaneer
VIEWING ONLY
Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP
musketsVISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.
balloonVISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
violinVISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - BELOWDECKS!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
@βCarvallain de Gorgagne
Carvallain de Gorgagne can now view (but not post) in this area!
Carvallain de Gorgagne
VIEWING ONLY
@βCaptain Scarlett
Captain Scarlett appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
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-----Phase 5-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP
musketsVISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.
balloonVISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
violinVISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.
@βVriska Serket
Vriska Serket appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
genericrapierVISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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-----Phase 6-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned).
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
bluerapierVISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Karl
3/3 HP
armaVISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.
violinVISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.
@Vriska Serket
@Captain Scarlett
@Karl
UndyneBOT14-Feb-22 09:28 PM
LOCK
As you gaze to the southeast...
Oh no.
A storm is brewing.
And there's more than just battering winds here.
Something lies in wait.
Is it protecting something?
Either way, it looks like one meager ship isn't enough to survive heading to its tile.
At least its tentacles cannot reach you quite yet.
UNLOCK
Captain ScarlettBOT14-Feb-22 09:32 PM
Woah! just like that thing that's guarding the vault back home!
Vriska SerketBOT14-Feb-22 09:33 PM
Hah!
I told you there'd be a guardian!
KarlBOT14-Feb-22 09:34 PM
One ship can't survive it.
Fortunately, I am not a ship.
Vriska SerketBOT14-Feb-22 09:38 PM
Karl.
What the fuck are you planning.
KarlBOT14-Feb-22 09:40 PM
What does it sound like I'm planning, Serket?
You fire me out of a bloody cannon! It'll destroy itself trying to fight me that close!
Vriska SerketBOT14-Feb-22 09:42 PM
And you in the process!
Captain ScarlettBOT14-Feb-22 09:43 PM
What the hell kinda plan is that?!(edited)
KarlBOT14-Feb-22 09:43 PM
I'm a rock, what's the worst it could do to me?
Vriska SerketBOT14-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Smash you to 8its.
Captain ScarlettBOT14-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Anyways, actually speaking of the Leviathan, would you guys wanna find Captain Blade's treasure back on Pandora when all this is over
Yeah I think that think could easily screw you up
KarlBOT14-Feb-22 09:45 PM
But of Arma...
Hm...
I have a plan, you just need to trust me.
Vriska SerketBOT14-Feb-22 10:10 PM
Sure, go get yourself killed then.
What can I do to help?
KarlBOT14-Feb-22 10:15 PM
Fire the cannon.
I can do the rest.
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 08:59 AM
Fine.
8ut if this doesn't work, I'm not sticking around to collect your 8ody!
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 04:25 PM
Oh don't worry, I'll be fine.
Scarlett, can you fire something at this beast as well?
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 04:28 PM
That 8east 8etter 8e an octopus.(edited)
A kraken or a squid would 8e far too meagre an opponent!
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 04:50 PM
Like a canon, I assume?
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 04:50 PM
Yes, a cannon.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 04:50 PM
I'm pretty good with those!
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 04:51 PM
(Honestly I'm just hoping the badassery of my action description carries me through here)
(Wish me luck βοΈ)
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 05:15 PM
//
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 05:15 PM
Canon? I h8 that 8itch!
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 05:16 PM
Who's Canon?
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 05:17 PM
It's a metaphysical concept.
You wouldn't get it.
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 05:22 PM
Try me.
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 06:01 PM
I'm not sure it even APPLIES out here!
I mean, where exactly are we?
There's so many people from so many places, each talking a8out things that no-one else has ever heard of.
KarlBOT15-Feb-22 06:21 PM
I'm used to it. Some guy with a cowboy hat used to keep coming up to me asking about ice cream, what even is that?
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 06:22 PM
Some shit for wigglers.
King HarkinianBOT15-Feb-22 07:02 PM
LOCK
King HarkinianBOT15-Feb-22 08:24 PM
Scarlett fires one of the cannons at the kraken!
...But these are point-defense cannons! They aren't meant for offensive maneuvers!
The cannon fires a high-velocity close-range projectile... which tails off before reaching the kraken.
That's not gonna stop the others from trying their luck, though.
Vriska rolls her fluorite octet...
Oh, yeah!
1
1
Her sword powers up!
She immediately uses this moment of good luck to rig the nearest cannon for long-distance offensive attacks!
Now it's ready to launch Karl in this dangerous maneuver...
BarbarosBOT15-Feb-22 08:27 PM
Karl...hops into the cannon, himself!
He briefly whispers something to Arma, and she covers him in a thin concrete sphere.
Vriska readies...and fires!
The ball containing Karl goes flying into the air, directly towards the Kraken! The ball is shed, and Karl leaps out of it, now Armifying a large, spinning blade of concrete!
SLASH! That does a blow right against the Kraken's body!
GRIIIHH!! The Kraken screeches in pain, but seems more enraged now than anything!
Karl desperately tries to grab some of its body before he falls to the ocean floor! He grabs onto a tentacle, and holds on for dear life as another tentacle crashes into him!
Karl's right leg breaks off from the impact and drops down into the water!
He's still desperately trying to get any more damage off that he can in this state, before the Kraken simply grabs him, leaving him stuck.
He still maintains the same guise of confidence as ever, but...
This is not a good situation.
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King HarkinianBOT15-Feb-22 08:40 PM
The Kraken is pissed!
It lifts one of its free tentacles...
And brings it down upon the deck of the Humphrey's Dream!
1
Planks shatter and the ship groans under the sheer force of the attack!
The ship has taken 3.25 hearts of damage!
MysteryBotBOT15-Feb-22 09:18 PM
(edited)
Vriska Serket stayed here.
Captain Scarlett stayed here.
Karl moved to ???
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-----Phase 7-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned). One of the cannons has been converted to also shoot projectiles offensively! You'll need to load it with something though. It'll do 1.25 hearts of damage to anything it hits.
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
Ship health: 6.75/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
bluerapierVISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
Karl
VIEWING ONLY
Koeia
VIEWING ONLY
John McAfee
VIEWING ONLY
@Vriska Serket
@Captain Scarlett
BarbarosBOT15-Feb-22 09:20 PM
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:22 PM
Hey, Karl!
Can you hear me?
What the fuck is going on right now.
Twig????????
What are you doing on that other ship!
(there are four fucking areas going on at once help me)
Right. How the fuck are we going to kill this thing?
It's got ten he8rts!
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:26 PM
Oh god where did it take him?!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:27 PM
He's ON the kraken.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:27 PM
Hmm, I only have a fire element pistol, and a shotgun so I can't really do much to it myself
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:27 PM
Fuck it.
I'm going to join him.
Fire me out of the cannon!
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:28 PM
I don't think my shotgun is that strong! I use it regularly and it never shot me a mile backwards!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:29 PM
To 8e clear.
We aren't letting those other pir8s steal our kill.
No matter what, I won't accept their help!
Scarlett, I'll fire you from the cannon.
Then I can get my dice to summon some rocket shoes!
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:30 PM
Darn I was almost gonna float away with the ship and leave you guys here
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:30 PM
Karl, there's another ship next to us.
Featuring Twig and 8ec, among others.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:31 PM
But sure! I'll shoot the kraken up close!
What!?
What a turn of events! We can plunder them once we take care of the Kraken!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:32 PM
Hands off of Twig.
He's mine!
Can you hear what the other pir8s are saying any 8etter than I can?
They're all gar8led.
Ok lets just ignore these other dwee8s for now.
They don't have anything to do with us!
They're after John, it seems.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Hey wasn't bec and twig cool?
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Yeah, they just got left 8ehind.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:34 PM
We should just tie them up or something!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Focus on the real pro8lem here!!!!!!!!
HEY, FISH GUY.
You can hear me perfectly, right?
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:35 PM
Okay!!! Yeah I'll get in the cannon
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:35 PM
Tell the other pir8s that we'll pick Twig and 8ec up once we're done here, 8ut they aren't under any circumstances to interfere with the kraken!
John????????
Knew I didn't trust that guy.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:37 PM
What! That's great I'm glad she found him! We can beat him up later!
Or was she looking for her biological dad? I forgot
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:38 PM
Stepdad??? I think???
Wh8ever.
I'm not getting involved with all that.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:38 PM
I think she has more history than you do with him!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:38 PM
My prey's right here!
MysteryBotBOT15-Feb-22 09:41 PM
@βCeres Leadbow
Ceres Leadbow can now view (but not post) in this area!
Ceres Leadbow
VIEWING ONLY
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:43 PM
Vriska how does your dice work actually?
or die??? like "how do your die work?"?
you know
clicky clacky number shapes
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:44 PM
My Fluorite Octet!
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Yeah that(edited)
What do you mean give you a moment we can all see you!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:46 PM
They're legendary relics from my ancestor!
8 dice, 8^8 possible rolls.
Each roll produces its own technique!
The luckier, the 8etter.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:48 PM
I see!
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:50 PM
Don't assume they'll work for you, though!
I can tell what you're thinking.
Captain ScarlettBOT15-Feb-22 09:52 PM
I see!! A-again
Scarlett seems to be thinking for a while, mumbling
crew.... like.... hm....
oh!
Watching this interaction is ex-crew-ciatingly painful!
That sounded kinda better in my head
I'll get in the cannon
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 09:58 PM
Yeah.
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 10:22 PM
A heart is an a8straction this place uses to descri8e health, much like how sgru8 uses grit.
Hey!
What are they saying a8out us?
We didn't even know there was an actual Humphrey!
Excellent!
There's three of us, not two!
Karl's fighting the thing as we speak.
Mishaps here and there.
Some 8etrayal.
Some crew we accidentally left 8ehind!
The three of us can take it!
We're the 8est pir8s on these seas.
Yeah, I didn't get a word of that.
Fish, transcri8e?
What am I supposed to 8e responding to?
We're fine!!!!!!!!
Just gr8.
(what did Amal say about me ooc lmao I can only see specs response)
BarbarosBOT15-Feb-22 10:51 PM
(that ur watching hs instead of rping lmao)
Vriska SerketBOT15-Feb-22 11:23 PM
Yup.
I'm sending Scarlett over via cannon, then summoning something rocket related to get there myself.
MysteryBotBOT16-Feb-22 06:43 AM
Ceres Leadbow can now view (but not post) in this area!
Vriska SerketBOT16-Feb-22 03:50 PM
Got it. Circling the kraken, right?
Vriska SerketBOT16-Feb-22 04:04 PM
I can't tell it where to move after this phase, 8ut we can regroup a8oard 8efore heading into 8lantis!
Vriska SerketBOT16-Feb-22 04:42 PM
Honestly, I have no idea who the fuck Ceres is. I can 8arely hear half the stuff he says!
Completely irrelev8nt.(edited)
Who cares what fucking losers like those guys say????????
Captain ScarlettBOT16-Feb-22 06:34 PM
So I get in the cannon you do the rest?
Vriska SerketBOT16-Feb-22 06:45 PM
Yep!
Captain ScarlettBOT16-Feb-22 06:47 PM
Allright!
King HarkinianBOT16-Feb-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
King HarkinianBOT16-Feb-22 08:12 PM
The two crewmates remaining on the Humphrey's Dream prepare to execute their plan!
Scarlett climbs into the cannon, and braces herself.
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-----Phase 8-----HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK
The top deck of HUMPHREY'S DREAM is indeed a dream come true, if you like music! An array of orchestral instruments sit in their cases, from flutes to tubas to violins.
There are a set of three point-defense cannons mounted on deck. They'll automatically reduce projectile damage to the ship by 0.5 hearts. If you man one as an action, you have a chance of completely shooting down an incoming attack from another ship (for a total of up to three attacks if all cannons are manned). One of the cannons has been converted to also shoot projectiles offensively! You'll need to load it with something though. It'll do 1.25 hearts of damage to anything it hits.
There's a telescope near the helm! As an action, it can be pointed in any direction, and the user will be informed of any ships or points of interest in a cone-shaped range in that direction.
HUMPHREY'S DREAM is partially submersible! As a phase action, any crew member may temporarily submerge the ship. A glass dome will be raised over the deck. The ship will gain a +40% chance to dodge incoming attacks, and anyone on board will automatically investigate the depths below the current tile. (1 phase cooldown)
There's a trapdoor leading down BELOWDECKS.
Ship health: 3.5/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnY41JNVbohttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/940997444517371934/hupmhrey_above.png
Vriska Serket
3/3 HP
fluoriteoctetVISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.
bluerapierVISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.
Captain Scarlett
3/3 HP
greedVISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight
orphanmakerVISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.