Trouble on the High Seas - earlog-jeanstown

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-----Phase 2----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. Something small is flying around in the air up above! You can't tell exactly what it is. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Undyne

3/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Undyne @Jean Laffite

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:19 PM

You can see THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind.

King Harkinian BOT 10-Feb-22 09:20 PM

You can see THE GHOST KING docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936723954104680478/937536609555988561/image0.jpg

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

... That's got to be the strangest jolly rogers I've ever seen.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@May

May appeared from ???!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

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May

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff appeared from ???!

David Hasselhoff

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

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David Hasselhoff

discodeck ---> jeanstown

May BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

!

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:22 PM

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Pirate

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

...

May BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

THERE IS ANOTHER SHIP

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO ARE YOU JERKS!!?

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

WE BE PIRATES!

May BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

I'm May!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Why's today so packed with scallywags????

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Because pirates are awesome!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Laffite, did you know we'd have so many tourists?

I don't think my bar can contain so many crews!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Tourists? Hah, like tourists would ever come to place like this!

David Hasselhoff BOT 10-Feb-22 09:25 PM

But we are here!

May BOT 10-Feb-22 09:25 PM

This looks like to be a town for pirates!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:25 PM

Sure, I may be trying my best to keep this island orderly, but you would know yourself very that it's certainly not a place for the faint of heart.

But yes, young lady, you would have guessed right. I welcome you to the Free Republic of Barataria, as long as you come here in peace.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from ???!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

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Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Although, I'm sure I cannot say that much for ill will, hah!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Drat, I was hoping you'd be evil or something.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Oh certainly, this place is filled to the brim with "evil", that is to say "legal evil". (edited)

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

We're not exactly what some people call, Lawful good! Hehehehe!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

This place certainly seems lively

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Ha, that's what I like to hear!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Reminds me a bit of my own hometown. I daresay ill fit right in.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:32 PM

So what's all your deal, then?

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I hope that other ship is full of some ill-willed sailors then. I'm itchin for a ship battle.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Currently, we're on a journey to find the city of Encino.

We were hoping the locals might know something

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Encino, huh...

You know all the scoops are discussed in my bar, you know?

There's nothing you can't learn through some snooping around with alcohol, nyah hahaha!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Very true

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:36 PM

I hear ya!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:37 PM

But you can't get in just like that, you know!

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Oh? Please elaborate.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Hold your salmons, bartender. These people have just arrived. I may be diplomatic, but I'm not foolish.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Hey, I need customers to keep my place afloat!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Yes, but I wager that you would have even less business if your place were to be pillaged, or burnt down, would you?

Surely you remember the tensions that arose when the colonials first reestablished their presence around here.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Oh ive no intention of pillaging a pirate bar. I may be a scallywag but im not a buffoon.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:40 PM

It was a pretty rough time for a while.

Well, what do you have in mind, Laffite?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:41 PM

I am unsure, but assuredly, we should find a way to evaluate their worth.

Ah, you must be regretting being the most popular bar in town right now, n'est-ce-pas?

I apologize my good friend. (edited)

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:42 PM

I regret nothing! Nyah hahaha ahaha!

Good brew means good income, and that's all I need with these muckbeards... mucking around! Ngahh!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

And good customers means even better income.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

How about I suplex them to test their worth?

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Perhaps we could prove our worth in a competition of sorts?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

That's sure to cause an actual raid.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

But I want to suplex somebody!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:44 PM

You know the rule ; duels are to be taken outside of town.

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:44 PM

You say you are a bartender fish girl?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:45 PM

I'm the proprietor of my fine establishment.

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:47 PM

We have a bartender currently aboard our ship

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:47 PM

A competitor!??

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Yup!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

You brought COMPETITION to this island!?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Please, Undyne.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

NGAAAAAHHHHHHHH I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Hey hey, calm down will ya?!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

You know what the philosopher Adam Smith said? I shall summarize it ; competition forces business to improve.

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

How about we promise not to run ya outta business if…

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

That sounds like some classical liberalist crap! I'm a keynesian!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Ya let us in?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

I don't even know who that is, but I'm sure he'll be a big shot!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Or we have some kinda bartender duel idk

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:49 PM

I have no idea who Keynesian is.

Or what that is, possibly.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:50 PM

You know, I feel like Laffite here is interested in you guys too. Ask him for how to prove your worth.

If he's down, I'm down!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Is that one of those other people that come from after my time?

sigh

After all this time, that's quite the migraine creator, eh?

How did we even end up in time?

Well, not that I would mind.

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

We run on it!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

This entreprise has been quite fruitful, and I'm not only talking about money there.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:52 PM

You're talking about.... that thing.... you've been sitting on for a while now?

You know, that thing!

I know you want to share it with others someday!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Oh, no. Well, I suppose in part, yes.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Well I don't know what else you're talking about.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:53 PM

However, this community has been unlike any other I've overseen.

Campeche brought me and my brother an annual rent of a million ducats, and yet... This place is just something else.

Would'nt you agree?

I'd hope you would agree. You're one of the keystones of this community after all, Undyne.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Well, it's something else for sure, at least from what I was used to before I was whisked here!

A lot more humans, that's for sure.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Say what - If those new rogue bucanneers end up as worthy as you believe them to be...

Laffite lets glimpse a shinning opportunity for a few seconds...

Only to swipe it away immediatly.

I'd be delighted to see you showcase them your piano skills!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Right, right. Well, the bar is always open for you to... discuss matters!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Hah!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Whether it's open for these people, though, well.

Are you guys honest-to-goodness pirates?

Do-good no-gooders?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 09:59 PM

That we are.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Prove it!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Anyone want to get suplexed for the greater good

Not it

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:00 PM

YEEAAAHHHHH!

You're first, little guy!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Now now, it'd be more productive to hear them explain why they're even here in the first place.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Fine...

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:01 PM

One does not sail unprepared into a pirate's hideout, and even less without a plan.

On top of that, I've never seen this ship, or this jolly roger before.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:02 PM

I was captain of my last crew. Before i knew it though i washed up with my current crew and naught but the clothes on my back and my trusty axe on them

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:03 PM

And for how long has your current crew endured the waves?

And furthermore, who is the capitaine of that crew?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Im not totally sure before i arrived. Our ship is newly built though.

The captains still on the ship.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:06 PM

As the Patron Protector of the Republic of Barataria, I request for your capitaine to present themselves in front of me, or for this ship to leave swiftly. (edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Thats a fair request i suppose

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Has anyone even come down here from that other ship?

Are they just having a party on the deck without us!?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:08 PM

I'll interprete that as a blessing from above.

I would not want to deal with two rogue, unnanonced arrivals at once. (edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:10 PM

I must say I am quite interested in the other ship

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:12 PM

However, it may be best to interpellate them before they have the chance, or the audacity, this disembark their entire crew onto the docks. @Undyne, do me a favor and yell out at that other ship that only their capitaine may disembark here.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:12 PM

You want me to use my... voice?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:12 PM

I wish to parlay with them.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Well, whatever you say.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:12 PM

You're quite good at yelling.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:13 PM

HEY BUTTHEADS, GET YOUR CAPTAIN DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE JEAN WILL KICK YOUR ASSES!!!!

They should have heard that.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:13 PM

That's... Not diplomatic.

...

But, fine.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:14 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:14 PM

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Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:14 PM

I should be able to mend any tensions that you may have just accidentally created.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Tension is good, heheheehe!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:14 PM

... Ah, I would guess you are that ship's capitaine, yes?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Who is asking?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:15 PM

The Patron Protector of the Free Republic of Barataria, Capitaine Jean Laffite.

And who may you be... Tall, skeleton person.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:16 PM

But yes, I am the captain of The Ghost King, the pirate king, Cortez. I was in the middle of attempting diplomatic relations with a nearby vessel...

Well, it was going poorly, regardless. We could hardly hear one another.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Would that be other vessel moored in these docks, the one with the pink, blue and white jolly roger?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:18 PM

Nay, it was called the 'MS KYE'. Different to this one, here.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:18 PM

I hear you.

Aye, but I would then wager that you have business here.

One does not come here unannounced, without a letter of recommendation from one of the other crews allowed to dock in this safe-haven.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I am looking for someone who has made a habit of monster trapping around these islands.

I apologize. I was unaware.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Do not missinterprete my tone. I am willing to believe your innocence.

Especially due to your noble cause. The trapping and hunting of dangerous sea monsters is a noble but dangerous task.

Is your mission here to find fellow whaler ships, to form a sort of hunting party?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Nay, there is one man in particular I am looking to speak to. It is a lead I am chasing.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I see... Well, I can tell you that I have seldom seen whaler ships in these very docks.

The colonials tend to pay better for such entreprises, that's in their settling interests - makes the waters safer, you see.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Specifically, a person who caged a fish person by the name of 'Koeia', if that rings any bells, by the way.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:26 PM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from ???!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:26 PM

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Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Oh, hello, Mononobe.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:26 PM

'Koeia'? Aye, now that's a rumor I've heard of.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Salutations!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Ah, would your crew be based in Japan?

David Hasselhoff BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Oh, people!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

I have yet to see any wokou in these parts.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Not I, at least.

Who are you?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

A fine bunch of sailsmen.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:28 PM

But what do you know of Koeia?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:28 PM

I hath come down to check on mine Captain. What is the matter?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:29 PM

I am investigating for our objective.

Apparently, we are able to contact two different ships currently, as there is another docked in Jeanstown, and then the other bordering us by sea...

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Koeia, the Abyssal Beast...

I believe she is a rather dangerous see monster who roamed nearby waters.

Although, I have heard rumors that she had been slayed.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Mm? Name thyself.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:32 PM

As I've said before, I am Jean Laffite, the Patron Protector of the Free Republic of Barataria, and thus the de facto governor of Jeanstown - this town, which was named after myself.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Ah, one of governance. Pleasure to meet thou, Sir Laffite!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Ah, please, if you are to refer to me with a title, call me Patron.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Such is noted!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:36 PM

I will need to coordinate my next move with that other ship... They seem interested in speaking further, and no ill will, that I can tell.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 10:36 PM

ooo, people from another crew!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Yes. Hola. Who might you be?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Wouldst thou require assistance, Captain Cortez?

May BOT 10-Feb-22 10:37 PM

I'm may from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:37 PM

It is frustrating to me that I cannot be in two places at once.

But yes, I am captain of the Ghost King, the pirate king, Cortez.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Ah, ¿Habla Español, capitán Cortez? Ciertamente es un sorpresa, pero una bienvenida sorpresa.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:40 PM

I prefer English, but sí, habló un poco.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:41 PM

I would say I prefer French, but I certainly prefer English over Spanish regardless.

But - This greatly reassures me. Seldom do Spanish speakers wish to associate themselves with trouble.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:42 PM

So, would it be possible to speak to the captain of THE, ahem, DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:42 PM

The Spanish crown is rather servere on acts of piracy, nowadays.

Or rather, back then.

I am still waiting for their captain to arrive.

I shall oversee such conversation.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Also, I am unsure whether you would be more helpful here or on the ship, Mononobe. Would you rather help me attempt to contact the other ship, or keep tabs here?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:45 PM

I believe my longering doubt towards both of your crews is enough justification.

Surely, if there truly is nothing to hide, both your crews would agree to parley with my person as an arbitrator. (edited)

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:46 PM

I see no reason to decline. If I am not on time to this parley, it is because, again, I am dealing with yet another ship.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Very well.

Now, let's wait for their captain to show themselves.

@Carvallain de Gorgagne, are you going to fetch here or what?

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from ???!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

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Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

I shall assist thine Captain if the unlikely result of high tensions arise.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Oh, another member of that crew?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Ah, hello!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Be you the captain?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Welcome to the Free Republic of Barataria.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 10:49 PM

not just a member, but I'm the captain, aye!

It's a pleasure to meet you, aye.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:49 PM

What brings you, and your crew here, monkey?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Ah, captain to captain, then. I am likewise in charge of The Ghost King.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Ah, Captain Cortez, shall I tell thine crew of our embark? It will involve yelling.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:50 PM

If ye wish.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Pardon me.

CREW OF GHOST KING!! THE CAPTAIN AND I WILL BE INVESTIGATING THE FLOATING SHIP!!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:52 PM

...I do not believe they will be able to hear you from here.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from ???!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

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Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Oh.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Hello!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Floating ship?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well, if the other captain is here, then we might as well get this 'parley' out of the way first.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 10:53 PM

I thought Buccaneers were only allowed to be placed in water!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Yes, we have a floating ship bordering us by sea.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:54 PM

May I ask for your respective crews to refrain from disembarking for now?

May BOT 10-Feb-22 10:55 PM

why should i listen to you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786232896468811786/936048602302808084/may_taunt.gif (edited)

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:55 PM

So, am I to tell them to return to the ship?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Excuse me?

How come, mate?

Edwin VanCleef BOT 10-Feb-22 10:56 PM

I heard we had some company on this island. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, everyone. I am Edwin VanCleef, First Mate of the Ghost King.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:57 PM

As I've explained before, traditionally, you would require a letter of recommendation from one of the many buccaneers who call this place home to sail to this place.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 10:57 PM

Have ye any news from that other ship, Edwin?

May BOT 10-Feb-22 10:58 PM

what not listening AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 10:58 PM

But, it seems that this rule will have to be lifted for an undeterminate period of time.

Did another wave happen?

A wave of new arrivals, I mean.

That would be what I'm guessing has happened.

Edwin VanCleef BOT 10-Feb-22 11:00 PM

From what I can make out, nothing new of importance, it seems. Ye may already be aware of this, but it seems that one called Entrapta wishes to speak with ye.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Your crews seem to be new, unknowledgeable of this archipelago's situation, and rather lost.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Blast and double blast. I have no urge to keep them waiting, either...

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:00 PM

In fact, would you happen to know exactly how many of these crews have suddenly appeared?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Not really, aye.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Nay.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Since the first mate is here, I shall return to thine ship.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Bro, I Just Want To Plunder

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

But, according to you, there is at least one more ship near to yours, is that right capitaine Cortez?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Yes.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

That would be us, no?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Then, I believe we may have a crisis on our hands.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

No, I am speaking of yet another.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

...

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Oh?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Laffite seems to be considering different options in his head, but he eventually settles on one.

Edwin VanCleef BOT 10-Feb-22 11:03 PM

I should make meself more clear and say that Entrapta was attempting to exchange pleasantries with ye, but I s'ppose the distance between the two ships has made communication difficult from upon the Ghost King.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Aye. And what an infernal difficulty it was.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:03 PM

I will not yet allow you to meddle with this city's politics, but what I will allow you to do for now is to remain, and return to this port.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Understood.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:04 PM

And for as long as this event lasts.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:04 PM

'twould seem I lack currency suitable for shops..

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:04 PM

Now, I shall leave you to discuss.

Well, I will still be here, of course, but your crews may disembark.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:05 PM

Pardon me, Patron Laffite, dost thou port sell any "skateboards"?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:05 PM

... I do not know what that is.

So, I would wager that no.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:05 PM

The colonial town probably has them! Haahaha!

What we got here is pirate stuff! Rumors! Treasure! Bounties!

Suplexes!!!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:06 PM

No one will be suplexing anyone here... yet.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:06 PM

I could suplex you! Ngahh hah hahah!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Colonial town?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

That's the big island to the west.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Would you happen to have a map?

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

So, captain of "THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO". Might I ask your name?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

I may be able to show you its position.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:07 PM

I'm undyne!!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:08 PM

That is, as long as the map's not worth a bunch of barnacles.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:08 PM

I know you know a lot about maps!

Wink wink!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:08 PM

You are the opposite of discrete, Fish Lady.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

I need something to lure them in.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Well, I'd guess that's what men around here like about you.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

So they can pay me!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Hah!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Information is business round these parts!

And besides, I'm not into men! I'm gay! Ngaahhhh hahhahaha!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Oh, right. I suppose I may as well ask. Might either of ye know about a 'Skull Gem'?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Futo shows a map that definitely isn't hers. Wouldst thou like to mark an area?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Good, yes, good!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Skull gem....

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

That is quite an accurately made part of the Greater Barataria archipelago.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:10 PM

I know a place might exist around here with treasure like that....

But that info's gonna cost ya!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:11 PM

What would the price be?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:11 PM

You'll need to get in my bar to discuss!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Do you see this peninsula protubering from the largest landmass?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:12 PM

That'd be... Around D3?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:12 PM

The northernmost peninsula.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Aye, the northwest.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Yes, the heart of that town should be located just under it.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:12 PM

It's the one with those trade routes connecting!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:13 PM

It is quite a more spread out settlement, mainly due to the greater abbundance of space they possess.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:13 PM

How do I enter the bar?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:13 PM

You may also find its lesser harbour, south of the centre of the town.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:13 PM

You prove your worth as a respectable pirate!

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Well, I should hope the pirate king could do something like that!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:14 PM

I should hope so too.

Can you suplex things?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

As I've said, no one will be suplexing anyone here.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Seems a mite bit tricky with four skeletal arms...

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Suplex that monkey!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

However, it is true that I have yet to say anything.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Prove to me you're the superior captain!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Wouldst blessing thou port suffice?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Uhh........... sure?????

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Then I shall bless thee with fortune!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Well I do like the sound of that!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

A blessing?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

I believe this is considered.. "cool"!

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer can you suplex the skeleton?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Would you happen to hold religious office, wokou maiden?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Of course! I am one of a taoist group.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:18 PM

Interesting.

Hm, and what does this religious consist of, in fact?

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Sounds like a foot fetish!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 10-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Thine religion is one of flowing alongside Tao, or the universe. We let nature rule its' course.

And become one with it!

That of which may or may not grant thee immortality.

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:22 PM

I don't need immortality. I'm already Undyne!

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Hah, I like the sound of that! Certainly is better than a promise at eternal life, after an unervingly boring life of piety!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:22 PM

W-What??

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:23 PM

She is interested in having one of us prove to be the superior captain.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Piety, and poverty may I add!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Buccaneer Monkey, Just call me Monkey, mate.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:24 PM

As long as neither of you see a problem with this, I will allow this... "supplex match" to occur.

But, you may not kill your adversary.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:24 PM

I neither wish to suplex Monkey nor be suplexed by Monkey. (edited)

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Good, then neither of you shall do that.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:25 PM

I would have to agree with Cortez over here.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:25 PM

I would not have wanted this to set a presedent among this city's populace.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Gracias.

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:26 PM

The last time I allowed Undyne to host such a competition, spear throwing became a trend for a whole two months.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Is Jeanstown the only location on this island?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Do not ask me how much ducats it cost to repair the damages caused by this trend, please.

Besides the many shops and businesses here - Yes.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Hey how much did it cost

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Sir @Monkey Buccaneer, why would allow your Non-Usable Body to disembark here?

I do not believe this is the best place to be for a teenage girl.

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Calling me a teenager?

Jean Laffite BOT 10-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Yes.

Considering the way you are acting, and the way you look, I'd be very surprised to be proven wrong about my statement.

Cortez BOT 10-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I will return to my ship for the moment. Mononobe, Edwin! If it is not too much to ask, might one of ye fetch me if I am called for here once more? I wish to speak to the other crew for the moment.

In any case, though, to the rest of you, hasta luego.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:30 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Hey, I'm ░̶̀̇░̴̐̋█̷̛̆ years old!

I take offensive to that!

Pirate Terraria BOT 10-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I take defensive to that

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 10-Feb-22 11:51 PM

What?

My body is in use?

May BOT 10-Feb-22 11:57 PM

this person speaks nonsense!

David Hasselhoff BOT 11-Feb-22 12:11 AM

You cant move back to the ship? Ratio

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:11 AM

David Hasselhoff instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:11 AM

(edited)

David Hasselhoff

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:24 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:24 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:24 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:24 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:25 AM

The other ship's gone quiet.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:26 AM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 12:26 AM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:26 AM

(oh no.)

May BOT 11-Feb-22 12:26 AM

no trust me, this dead person is cool

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 12:26 AM

Feels good to be back on land

Hell yeah I'm cool

Just because I'm dead it doesn't mean I can't sail

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:27 AM

Ye look plenty alive to me lass.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:27 AM

I'd be a hypocrite if I were to think otherwise!

Who might ye be?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:30 AM

Talkative, heh.

Oh well.

I'm looking for a fish lady, can any of ye point me to her?

May BOT 11-Feb-22 12:31 AM

I can summon dolphins, do i count?

also which crew did you come from

I cannot tell

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Not exactly what I'm looking for but that's a neat trick.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:32 AM

There are only two 'pon this town; if he is not with Monkey's, he is with mine. (edited)

May BOT 11-Feb-22 12:32 AM

i was thinking there was a third crew here for some reason

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Aye, Cortez be me captain.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:32 AM

I'm a fish lady!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Ah, you look about right!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Right for what??

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

The third ship I alluded to was out in the waters still.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

I hear you've got some information that yer expectin' to be earned.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

It has two captains, strangely enough.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:33 AM

I might.

What's it to you?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:34 AM

I've got an interest in findin' that pretty piece.

What's it gonna take for a pointer?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:41 AM

You'll have to gain access to my bar!

And you do that...by proving your worth! Ngaahhh hahahaha!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Oh now I like the sound of this.

What do ye got eh?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

I'll tell you what I got.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Ah, ahoy!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

A true pirate...

May BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

ew, who would want to drink

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Goes to sleep at a reasonable time!

Goodnight!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

(FAIR BUT GODDAMMIT)

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Figure out your performances while I'm snoozing, jeez.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Ah, yes, Demoman, this is the captain of THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO, Monkey Buccaneer, or Monkey, for short.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 12:44 AM

It's a pleasure to meet you, mate.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:44 AM

I have several questions.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 12:44 AM

!!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:44 AM

But I think most of them would better be answered with a drink.

And lass, drinking is a given for any job that takes place off mainland.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 12:47 AM

she's ░̶̀̇░̴̐̋█̷̛̆ so it makes sense.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 12:51 AM

'twould seem a rival of mine Crown Prince hath arrived.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:53 AM

...who?

May BOT 11-Feb-22 12:54 AM

I was going to say the same thing!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 12:56 AM

I thought she was a monk or something of the sort.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Murasa!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Great

Out of every possible person I could've ran into out on the high seas it just had to be one of you Taoists

How's the mausoleum treating you

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:02 AM

'tis none of a Buddhist's business! I hath been living FINE!

And what wouldst thou be here for, hm? Off to sink more ships?

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Eh? You two know each other?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Mine Crown Prince and I hath once resurrected under a Buddhist temple, where Murasa's saint resides.

..whose saint hath tried to cease our resurrection!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 01:07 AM

How serious is this, amiga? Is this a nuisance, or grounds for something more severe?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:08 AM

I wish to hear her intentions of being here first!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 01:09 AM

I see...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 01:17 AM

You should've stayed down there but I can't exactly judge considering I was in the same situation for a bit

Regardless why should I tell you of all people what I'm here to do

It's none of your business Taoist

I might consider telling you if you tell me why you're here

Maybe I'll spare your ship a sinking too

Although I don't want to screw over the rest of your crew, who I think are all well to do people

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Hmph. Very well then! 'tis far too early for conflict regardless, and I wouldst rather play fairly with the likes of thee.

I am here for training assigned from mine Crown Prince. To become.. "cool"..

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 01:22 AM

AHAHAHAHA

You, becoming cool?

That's as likely as me dying again

Well you shared so I might as well be fair

Think of it as some friendly competition buuuuut

I'm here to unseal Lady Hijiri

...again

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Again?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Again

She's sealed so I gotta unseal her

Simple as that

She's probably around here somewhere I think

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 01:26 AM

..I remain still puzzled of how thy saint has managed to be sealed outside of Gensokyo. Is this truly the strength of Buddhists?

Alas, the outside world remains uncharted territory.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 01:42 AM

I am going to go to the ship to rest, for the moment. I am certain I will be back again in good time. (good night yall)

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 01:43 AM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 01:43 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 01:51 AM

And here I thought people of your orders were all about peace.

Some bad blood between you two, that's for sure.

I thank ye for not dragging us into a fight so soon at least. (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 02:16 AM

Who needs strength when you actually have coolness

The outside world is mysterious but all signs point to her being here

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 07:13 AM

Carvallain de Gorgagne instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 07:13 AM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 07:17 AM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from ???!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 07:17 AM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 02:06 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 02:06 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 02:06 PM

This skeleton again.

Why don't you go to Snowdin with the other ones, ngahh hah hah hah!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 02:07 PM

I'm not much for the cold, thank you very much!

Tis quiet... Entirely different from how chaotic it was earlier.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 02:11 PM

I can change that!!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Do all the ways to prove myself involve suplexin' someone, by the way?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 02:15 PM

Well, if you wanna be boring, you can do something else, I guess.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 03:12 PM

Let us relax

We just reached land after all

Does anyone know where we're sailing next?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 04:58 PM

Well I wouldn't know about that. But alright guys, anyone who proves themselves gets a ticket to pass through my bar's doors!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 05:20 PM

I'll think on it more...

Crew members, ( @Edwin VanCleef @The Demoman @Mononobe no Futo ) if ye've no business here, consider headin' back to the ship, when you come to! There's a chance we might be shovin' off for new land, and I'm not leaving any of you behind!

To captain Monkey and crew of THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO, I, Cortez, acting captain of The Ghost King, bear ye no ill will. If ye'd like, we could swap information of the areas we started out at.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 05:33 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Hold on Cortez, we've got some business here.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Aye, was mostly speakin' to the others. Didn't want stragglers and so on.

Or are you sayin' we'll need to keep our anchor dropped?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:04 PM

The fish lassies got a lead for us, and I wanna see what it takes to get it out of her.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:06 PM

I didn't want to prioritize my objective over the crew's, but with the odd state the crew's objective is in... I suppose there's no harm in investigating mine.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:06 PM

This be the capital cap'n. If there's anywhere we might find this guy or people who've got info on em it'd be here.

Plus, don't ye wanna see what it's like in the bar?

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:07 PM

I was figurin' the colonial town might have the info, or, better yet, the man we're seekin'.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 06:07 PM

We started in quadrant I2, aye.

Nothing too interesting there.

3 members of our crew went on a lifeboat to explore and scout.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:09 PM

We started on the shores of the upper left island. A jungle further in, a skeleton not unlike meself missin' some of his pieces, with wild promises for those who help him become whole again.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Sounds interesting.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Indeed it was, amigo! I was in favor of helpin' the poor guy, but we had things to do elsewhere.

The other ship flanking ours seems to be headin' thataways. Maybe they'll help him put himself together and claim the prizes.

It was E6 we started at, for posterity and whatnot.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 06:14 PM

I see, aye.

But I aught to be going, I have to meet with the rest of me mates.

It was a pleasure to meet you and your crew, Mr. Cortez, aye.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Likewise. I wish you well, captain Monkey.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 06:16 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne @May @Minamitsu Murasa @Pirate Terraria remember to head back into the ship.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:17 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:17 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

jeanstown ---> discodeck

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:19 PM

A'ight then, that just leaves...

@Undyne AYE! Ye up on yer beauty sleep yet?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:20 PM

Shut up!!

I'm the one shouting here.

I already made myself clear, so what's the deal, huh!?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:21 PM

Actually you haven't given me much to work with.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:21 PM

You satisfy my eye right now, and I'll give you a pass to get in the bar anytime you're here.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:21 PM

I want in ya bar.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:21 PM

A pirate is supposed to think on their feet!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:21 PM

Satisfy your eye ey?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Show to me and Laffite here that you've got what it takes to handle the scoop we have.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Here's an idea, if you like it, Demoman: How about a drinking contest?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Ohoho.

Good thinkin' me friend.

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Does that work, amiga?

May BOT 11-Feb-22 06:23 PM

aye aye captain

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:25 PM

I guess we'll be stayin' here to get this sorted, then... I'll let those on the ship know we're stayin' put. Who knows, maybe MS KYE would want to head this way if we're not moving.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:25 PM

May instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:25 PM

(edited)

May

jeanstown ---> discodeck

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Sure thing. Be quick, though; I got more to the idea.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:27 PM

You've got a bartender yourself, eh?

I've got an idea.

I'll bring you my ale to drink, and you'll bring me theirs!

Now there's a drinking competition!

But you probably want to put together a small team, though, since I'm pretty strong-livered...

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

I think you'll find I'm more your match lass.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

We'll see about that!!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

That we will!

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:28 PM

If your 'tender is worth their salt, they'll hear you from here.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Don't see what good hearin' has to do with bartendin'.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:32 PM

You've got to get your orders!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Aye, fair enough.

I'll be back.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:34 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Mononobe no Futo BOT 11-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Mm. I will still bless thy port, then I shall take my leave.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:53 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Alright lassie, you're on.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:54 PM

@Noah

Noah appeared from ???!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:54 PM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:55 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:55 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:55 PM

You're damn right I'm on!

Who's gonna drink up?

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Now all this is a sight…

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:56 PM

It's just you and me!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:56 PM

Hm.

I won't know about anyone else!

Well...

You like naming mates, guy?

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 06:56 PM

I’m bringing some of Anton’s finest brew for you to try this phase fish girl

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:57 PM

If you win, name two other people to get passes! (edited)

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 06:57 PM

I suppose it'd go without sayin' I'd like to be one. Your pick for the other, a' course.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Well, let's say anyone who helps with the competition gets one automatically. I'm fair like that!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Cortez for one, he's me cap'n.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:57 PM

...If you win!

So that little pixelated guy gets a pass automatically.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Guess Edwin does too.

All that leaves is Noah here and the monk girl, so I guess they're me picks.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 06:59 PM

So that'd be you, the skelly, pixel man, bearded guy and the monk?

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 06:59 PM

We got another guy on board who's gonna be bringin' out rum.

So him too.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Okay, okay. We'll see how it goes!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Aye, Edwin, our first mate.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Are you ready now???

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE READY!

1

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 07:00 PM

LOCK

1

NGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 07:15 PM

Carvallain examines the stores near the ships.

Everybody can see there's some general shady businesses around... stolen goods, that sort of thing.

Murasa runs to to the Disco's deck and comes out with an... anchor!

She swings the chain around... but it's way heavy!

The anchor hits the flying object, and...

Bumps it into the line of sight of a harpoon flying towards it!

The harpoon hits, and is brought back onto the deck of the Disco where it was shot from.

Along with the flying object.

Noah sends a dove towards the flying ship in the distance, along with a message whispered in its ear...

Someone throws bottles of rum down from the Ghost King!

Cortez catches them, and rolls them towards me.

Pirate sends his parrot to below deck of the Disco... and it returns a short while later with some ale!

It's branded "Anton's Brew".

I eye the two types of drink I've been offered...

And disappear inside my bar for a few moments.

I then emerge with... bottles of the toughest brandy I have! Nyahh hahahaha!

Demoman and I sit down on a nearby table.

Pirate supplies brandy for Demoman...

And Cortez stocks me up with rum and ale.

IT'S ON!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/drink-sip-wine-alcohol-hustle-in-brooklyn-gif-12972217

https://tenor.com/view/party-pour-drink-alcohol-drinking-gif-17781423

https://tenor.com/view/alcohol-drink-drunk-whisky-alcoholic-gif-11337462

пьянь пьяница алкоголик печень пить алкоголь виски

1

https://tenor.com/view/campcle-90s-whiskey-drinking-chug-chug-chug-gif-14510248

Demo tosses out bottles of brandy like they're nothing.

https://tenor.com/view/beer-drinking-yuck-eww-gross-gif-16816681

Mario Anton's beer is terrible!

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-rhum-is-good-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-gif-13219281

But the rum's good.

We're both getting pretty wasted....

Demo seems to have a weaker liver than me!

I'm better at drinking, ngaahh hahahahahahahah!

But... switching between both ale and rum...

Mixing liquors is...

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-fall-down-gif-14713625

I'm down for the count.

"FREEEEDOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

1

Demo charges at my bar's door.

https://tenor.com/view/head-first-break-door-crash-gif-7836525

He hits his head so hard, he passes out as well.

The door is actually fine. It has two layers!

Mononobe walks up to my body, does a sign with her hand...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466056594195480586/941474781012844615/mononobe_no_futo.gif

"Behold thy eyes to the feng shui arts of the Mononobe clan!"

The bar seems quite fortunate all of a sudden.

I weakly raise a thumbs-up, indicating she's passed the test.

Demo and I get up slowly, walk towards each other...

1

You're in.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:41 PM

(edited)

Undyne stayed here.

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Pirate stayed here.

Mononobe no Futo moved to ghostdeck

Minamitsu Murasa moved to ???

Carvallain de Gorgagne moved to ???

Pirate Demoman stayed here.

Noah stayed here.

Cortez stayed here.

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Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:41 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 3----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Undyne

3/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Cortez @Pirate Demoman @Noah @Pirate @Undyne @Jean Laffite

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:42 PM

You can see THE GHOST KING docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind.

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:43 PM

HA HA HA! That's the way you do it!

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 08:43 PM

Well, I will go see what is going on with our ship, firstly, I suppose. But well done, you two! Why, simply watching made me feel at least a couple centuries younger, yohohoho!

The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:44 PM

Let's bloody go!

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:44 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:44 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:46 PM

Undyne instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:46 PM

(edited)

Undyne

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:48 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:48 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:49 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:52 PM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from ???!

Maerk

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:52 PM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 09:55 PM

I wonder where they went

Huh

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM

HEY

THATS MY TUBE

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:02 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:09 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:09 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:09 PM

I'm sorry?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:09 PM

YOU BETTER BE!

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:10 PM

I don't know where you are all going

AA OKAY Im more sorry

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:10 PM

I DONT KNOW EITHER

it glares

What are you doing anyways?

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Well I

Wanna make friends with people

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Ew

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:14 PM

And make sure they're friends with others

Oh

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Why?

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Um

long pause

It makes other people happy and that's good

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:16 PM

…

it glares

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

attempts to glare back but fails

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

HA

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:19 PM

What!

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:19 PM

What?

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM

@Undyne

Undyne appeared from ???!

Undyne

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM

(edited)

Undyne

poisson ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM

HUZZAH!

New customers?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM

What.

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM

OH HI

What

I might be I don't know!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Fish!

You're both fish!

I'm a fish!

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM

FISSSSSHHHHHHH

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM

FIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

https://tenor.com/view/pog-fish-fish-mouth-open-gif-17487624

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:23 PM

FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:23 PM

You don't seem like you're the walking-on-land-fish-type.

Like this shark guy.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:23 PM

HA LAND IS FOR THE WEAK!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:24 PM

I'd never be weak!

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Hm. I did not expect to cross paths with you again.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:25 PM

HEY

YOU GAVE ME ROTTEN MEAT

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I can swim well thank you very much

And you're walking too!

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I can swim a mean freestyle!

(Actually koeia is in the water near the docks)

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I was still sorting through the meat when you snagged the spoiled food I was removing!

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:26 PM

it glares

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:26 PM

I would criticize you on your haste, but I would be ignoring the same folly committed by my crew.

Has the ocean treated you well, at the least?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:27 PM

YES

I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Ah, good... then, it was not the worst outcome.

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Are you two friends or something?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:28 PM

No

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:28 PM

We should be friends!

Not the human though!

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:29 PM

No

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Oh yeah that would be cool!

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:29 PM

No, this creature was locked on our boat by some prior actor. I'm just concerned for it.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:29 PM

You don't do friends, huh...

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:29 PM

No

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Perhaps bake it some treats, see how it's attitude changes.

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

That's alright! I only do my special friends anyway!

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Noah smiles a bit. (edited)

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

COOKIES

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

You don't think my bar has pastries?

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Ah, there it goes!

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM

I do a lot of friends

Noah BOT 11-Feb-22 10:31 PM

I... would rather not consider friends, at the moment.

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Blue fish lady, did you want to sell something to us?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:36 PM

I'm selling a cozy spot for information and other business... in my bar!

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Oh that's neat

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:51 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:51 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Hi

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Hola.

Figured I'd step out for some fresh air. Tis quiet there for the moment.

Has the MS KYE captain come around?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:53 PM

I don’t think so

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Unfortunate... Nevertheless, what with Ceres being stuck aboard, for the moment, I suppose I will check in on them.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:56 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Oh bye

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM

(edited)

Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Hi

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:03 PM

DEAR GOD ITS A KRAKEN!

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:03 PM

AHAHHAHAH

TREMBLE BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only its head sticks out of the water

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 11:04 PM

KRAKEN??? WHERE??? NOT AGAIN!

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:05 PM

THERES A SHARK TOO?

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 11:05 PM

I'll suplex it!

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:05 PM

MAN THE HARPOONS LADS

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:05 PM

HEY

I WILL DRAG YOU DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:08 PM

I DONT SEE ANY HARPOONS

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Well on the bright side you can’t sink my ship

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Not yet

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:09 PM

‘Cause they left without me.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:09 PM

HA

BE PREPARED TO DROWN!

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:10 PM

HOW

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Take a deep breath or something

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Ok

I’m prepared now

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Cool

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Before I drown or whatever, the answer to your question mr.skeleton is that I’m the First Mate of The Disco Monkey Night Rider Tempest + Trans Rights + Ratio.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:16 PM

He left

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Ah

Fun

Welp

Are you part of the crew of this ship, Kraken?

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:19 PM

I PART OF NO CREW

But I guess I can get him

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Hi I'm part of a completely different crew

Also please don't suplex me

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:20 PM

she slinks down into the water and goes through the fish tube

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:21 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Well I wasn’t planning on suplexing a shark today so you’re good

Specially ‘cause you said please

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:23 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:23 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:23 PM

HES COMING I THINK

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Woo!

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:28 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 11:28 PM

I was told there was someone wishing to speak to me?

Ah, I see...

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Yer the captain of this ship?

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Now, the captain of the MS KYE is awake, so I may be off shortly to give him a more proper greeting. But yes, I am the captain of The Ghost King, the dread pirate king, Cortez. He bows with a flourish of his four arms.

You're interested in boarding, amigo?

Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Aye. Doesn’t seem I’ve got many other options at the moment.

My crew is currently en route for D3 I believe

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 11:42 PM

I'll check it over with me crew, but I'm assuming they'd be fine with another passenger.

As for our destination... Tis undecided, currently. I'm awaiting word from Patron Laffite, as ye saw, and there's more than that to consider.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Well. You don’t really get an option in drowning.

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 11:49 PM

They wont drown you that was a joke

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:49 PM

No it wasn’t

Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 11:54 PM

Anyways... I'm going back aboard the ship to speak to the captain.

Koeia BOT 11-Feb-22 11:54 PM

Bye

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:55 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:55 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Maerk BOT 11-Feb-22 11:58 PM

Ok then!

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 12:11 AM

Hm. I’m going to see what is happening in the ship.

Bye

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:11 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:11 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:15 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:15 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:43 AM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from ???!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 12:43 AM

(edited)

Quagsire

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Hello captain!

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Hello

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 12:44 AM

How are things

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 12:44 AM

Was asked to check on you

How Are

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 12:45 AM

Mostly fine

Worried about the fish trying to kill people

Maybe

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 12:45 AM

What's the plan

What you going do are doing next

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 12:46 AM

AHAHAHA

Yeah

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 12:47 AM

I might stay with this fish

Cus uhhh I kinda don't want them to kill anybody!

But honestly I dont know captain

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Don't know if that wise

Entrapta You Might Want Tell Orla About

I am in contact with crew

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 12:58 AM

Does fish person trust you Maerk do you think is safe

Orla is worry

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:00 AM

I...don't know!

Also hi Orla

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:03 AM

I See I See

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:04 AM

I mean maybe I can meet people and tell them about our crews objective y'know

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Orla says hi back

Hm if it is what truly want

But maybe not great on your own

If you end up doing this on own you should take walkie talkie so we know what up

That might be solution

What think Orla

Yes

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Well do you have another one?

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Do not

But am swimminge back to ship

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:09 AM

Oh I guess I could take it then yeah

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:11 AM

Stay safe being do not afraid of call for help okay

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:14 AM

Yeah I will

What should I tell people about our crew if I meet them

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:15 AM

They always welcome to stay on our ship

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:16 AM

Isn't there also something about trade?

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:16 AM

Yes but we not have done that yet

We will let know

This not goodbye you will still communicate

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:17 AM

Alright sir

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:18 AM

Hope you succeed to be fish person conscience

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 01:20 AM

HA

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Maybe they join our crew if successful that be nice new friend

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 01:20 AM

HA

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:27 AM

To Entrapta

Stay in D5 until I am back please

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:37 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:37 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:40 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:40 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:40 AM

Demoman do you know where ghost ship is heading after this

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:42 AM

Hello pirate guy

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:42 AM

We're still waitin' on our info but right now we're likely sailing for G3.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:42 AM

What are the other options

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:43 AM

Why do you ask?

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:43 AM

Just to know if going back on ship would be faster than swimming or no

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:43 AM

Gotcha.

I dunno, if this Jean guy points us another way we'll be heading there.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:44 AM

Understanded

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:44 AM

But we've already been ta the northeast island so all that's really left is to go west anyway.

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM

Hey sir, quick question how do you feel about murder?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM

Noah instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM

(edited)

Noah

jeanstown ---> poisson

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM

Interestin' question ta' ask a stranger.

It's fine if someone's got it comin' to em.

'Specially if they knew the risk.

But killin' innocent people ain't the way.

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM

Alright It's just two of the other people in your crew talked about how much they liked murder and y'know it's getting a little concerning

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM

I can guess who one of them is but who's the other one?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM

@Noah

Noah appeared from ???!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(edited)

Noah

poisson ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:48 AM

The horse

Actually I'm not sure if he's with you guys technically yet

But he wants to be

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:48 AM

I didn't know they were the violent type.

Oh well, can't expect every pirate ya work with to have a heart o' gold.

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:49 AM

I, that's probably true...

But they seem a bit overboard

I think we should, all get along y'know?

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:51 AM

We're pirates, laddie.

Not getting along is sort of in tah' job description.

What are ye' doing in a field like this anyway?

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 01:55 AM

Kinda just being around

Making... Friends

Honestly that feels a little silly now

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 01:57 AM

Aw, lad...

I've met some of me best mates on the high seas. Comradery is in the heart of piracy.

But it's not the kinda friendship you seem to be thinkin' of.

You gotta be tough, you gotta be rude, you gotta pull your weight.

We're pirates cause ain't cut out for the normal way of doin' things.

So if you wanna be flowery friends this might not be the place for you.

But if you wanna stay...

Then get crazy!!

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:01 AM

I

Hmmm

...Maybe

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:03 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:03 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:03 AM

I'll think about it

Though I don't get how being rude is good because being rude is like inherently evil y'know

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 02:04 AM

It's about showin' yer strength, so someone knows they can put their back to ya when tough times come.

It ain't necessarily about bein' hurtful to them, just showin' you can stand up to someone else.

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Oh huh

That's kinda neat actually

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Only ever justifiable as self defense

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:07 AM

Mhm!

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 02:09 AM

Heh, well, I guess the people yer' stealing from do fire first a lot. So yeah, self defense.

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:14 AM

Anyways I'm gonna stay on your guys cool boat for a bit

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Good luck

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 02:16 AM

Take care laddie.

I may as well stick 'round here.

I may pass out again though because I'm starting to feel the lethal quantities of alcohol I consumed.

demoman faceplants on the dock

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 02:18 AM

Wow

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:20 AM

Im sure he's fine

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:29 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:29 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 02:51 AM

This blue fella is the captain?

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 02:55 AM

Yep

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 02:56 AM

…do you folks have a single human in yer crew?

And Mr. Captain sir, I’d appreciate a lift on your fine vessel seein’ as I’m stuck here now

Maerk BOT 12-Feb-22 03:02 AM

Im mostly human! You shouldn't always judge books by their shark heads.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 03:05 AM

Are you a book

I need a drink.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 03:12 AM

This not my ship

Cortez is captain of this

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 03:14 AM

So if the Ghost King is Cortez's ship, where be yours? (edited)

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 04:11 AM

Further away

I went to ghost ship to make sure no problem

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 08:21 AM

Noah instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 08:21 AM

(edited)

Noah

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 10:55 AM

If y'all need drinks, you have to prove yourself to get the pass for my bar!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:46 PM

Hello mister Cortex

Cortes

Yes

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 PM

Hola.

I've made my policies known to Ceres, and Koeia is somethin' of a special case. (edited)

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:50 PM

Take good care of little horse

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 01:50 PM

Aye, I will try.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 01:51 PM

Suppose this already favor from us to you haha

Though we will have to see

Yes

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 01:51 PM

We were certainly hurtin' for a lookout, I'd admit.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 01:58 PM

If it's no trouble to ask, what was your crew composition like? I know ye had a mechanic, and Ceres used to be a lookout, but ended up first mate.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Don't really know not everybody has saying it

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Ah, I see.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:14 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:14 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:15 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:15 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:17 PM

May I ask where the MS KYE started out at?

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:18 PM

Why's That

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:19 PM

I'm curious if ye found anythin' worthwhile there. Maybe somethin' related to the objectives of me or my crew.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:20 PM

Started at F4 nothing of interesting I'm think

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:21 PM

Interestin', both the MS KYE and The Disco Monkey Night Rider Tempest + Trans Rights + Ratio started out in the waters... Was it only us that started on the shore?

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:22 PM

Do Not Know

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:23 PM

We started at E6, and DMNRT+TR+R started at I2, to my knowledge.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:24 PM

Wait

That is one ship

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:25 PM

The Disco Monkey Night Rider Tempest + Trans Rights + Ratio, you mean? Yes, tis one ship.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:25 PM

I see

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:26 PM

Though I do know part of their crew split ways, 3 on a lifeboat.

Plus, they left their first mate stranded here when they left for distant shores.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:27 PM

Nice people or no

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:27 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:27 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:27 PM

...It is a bit soon to say, in my eyes. A harpoon was fired from their ship last round, who it was intended for, I do not know.

It missed, in any case.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:28 PM

I see

Will exercising caution thanks you for warning

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:32 PM

Oh, and if it is not too much trouble, if ye crew runs into Barbaros out on the beach of that island, they could tell him Cortez wishes him well.

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 02:50 PM

They return the favor and tell you to check any chests you see or something to that effect cannot hear very well

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 02:50 PM

I'll keep in mind, gracias.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 03:53 PM

We’re nice!

I’m still aching for a ship battle though… Is everyone is this goddamn place nice?!?

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 03:55 PM

…

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 03:55 PM

Oh yeah I forgot about the you drowning me thing

Is that still on or can we reschedule

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 03:57 PM

I think I’m getting cookies so that’s a bit more of a priority

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 04:04 PM

demomans snoring stops

Heh? Whuh?

WHERE THE BLO- Oh, right.

Looks like our man still ain't showing himself.

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 04:04 PM

What

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 04:05 PM

We've been waiting on one of Undyne's lackeys to give us some info.

So I guess we'll be staying in town another phase, but I think we can move the ship to G3 regardless.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 04:07 PM

G3?

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 04:07 PM

Puts us closer ta the western land.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 04:08 PM

I suppose that'd be better than not movin', if we've no update, aye...

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 04:09 PM

Hmph…

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 04:09 PM

I'd like to check out the colonial town, though.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 04:09 PM

HEY YOU!!!! @Jean Laffite!!! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT ENCINO!

Rats…

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 04:11 PM

Worth a shot.

Anything you want us to do in the meantime cap'n?

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 04:13 PM

Not in particular, nay. Do as ye will.

The Demoman BOT 12-Feb-22 04:15 PM

(alright i made my movement action "get back on the ship if its going somewhere other than town otherwise stay in town" so if the situation changes dw about me anyway gotta go)

1

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 04:16 PM

(Bye!)

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:26 PM

By Blackbeard's burning tuft, who thought it'd be a good idea to allow a sea monster to roam these streets?

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 05:26 PM

AHAHAHA

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:28 PM

We've already had enough trouble with that Kraken, thus a Deep Sea Beast is one of the last things I want to see here.

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Good

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Hope Not Talking About Me

I Nice

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:30 PM

I have no idea what you are, clean-shaved scallywag, and that's currently the least of my concerns.

And you, who might've told you about such a place?

"Encino"?

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 05:31 PM

It was none other than Patchy the Pirate!

He speaks very highly of this place, which is why my crew and I must get there!

So tell me everything ya know!

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 05:40 PM

I've questions, as well. Shall we step inside?

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:42 PM

... sigh Well, at this point, this matter is beyond myself.

We might as well take this to the bar, so that we can discuss this with clear heads.

As long as the bartender is alright with that, of course.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Typically, one takes it to the bar to muddy their head, eh? How ironic, yohohohohoho! (edited)

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Hah! Looks like you've never been a part of a pirate republic, then!

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

I'll keep watch out here!

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Mead is the father of diplomacy, after all!

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Aye, fair enough.

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:45 PM

But yes, let us head in.

Besides, it'll give us some privacy.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Indeed.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Jean Laffite instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 05:49 PM

I’m going to get COOKIES

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:49 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:49 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from ???!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Undyne instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Undyne

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from ???!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM

(edited)

Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM

We out here

Edwin VanCleef BOT 12-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Shut out here in the dark, we are. Well, I hope whatever's being discussed in there is a worthwhile proposal. I trust the Captain's judgment on this.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:57 PM

ummm

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM

(edited)

Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Not really sure what’s goin on here

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM

(Jeanstown and Poisson will be left open for a bit longer)

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM

You can have it. Crew! Are ye ready to head out!?

@Edwin VanCleef you're ready to step on the ship, right?

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM

huh whuh

Quagsire BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM

He’s givin’ me the map?

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM

You can have it, amigo.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:04 PM

Well, thanks I guess?

Do I gotta go in there and grab it from em’?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM

@Jean Laffite

Jean Laffite appeared from ???!

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(lol)

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM

(edited)

Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM

(I'm locking in 0.5 nanoseconds)

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:07 PM

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:07 PM

(lem pls)

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:07 PM

(no)

(I need to say stuff still)

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:08 PM

If ye want a ride, we may or may not be takin' off to Johnstown, amigo.

Dependin' if I've got my crew aboard.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:08 PM

I don’t know where that is but I could use a lift!

So I’ll be on if ye don’t mind

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:09 PM

Well Cortez, I believe you'll be glad to know you'll be getting a new crew member.

Mr Bones there will be accompanying you.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:09 PM

Oh, aye!

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM

I'm sure he'll have a lot to tell you. (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM

@Bones

A GM has manually moved Bones into this area.

Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM

(edited)

Bones

poisson ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM

And @Pirate Terraria ... Consider yourself the proud new owner of that map.

Let's say we've managed to come to an agreement with Captain Cortez.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM

https://tenor.com/view/cock-dick-balling-we-cock-dick-balling-gif-17448069

Thanks!

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:11 PM

Aye, Cock Dick Balling we are!

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:11 PM

I hope there're no hard feelings, amigo. My avarice got the better of me, for that moment.

Bones, if ye've got better weapons than mine to offer, I'll take 'em, if ye don't mind!

Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:12 PM

May the high seas bring you luck, both of you.

Farewell.

Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:13 PM

Fare ye well!

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:13 PM

Adiós!

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:13 PM

LOCK

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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 08:17 PM

Laffite goes over to Pirate and gives him a map.

In return, Pirate spawns a cannonball out of thin air and almost crushes Laffite's toes.

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Laffite then walks incredulously towards Cortez, whom he shakes hands with.

Cortez then officiates Ceres and Bones as new members of The Ghost King!

Demoman tries to get everyone to conga in celebration, but they're not feeling it.

Maerk searches for something.... (edited)

He finds a shop sign that says "Don't kill people's hopes and dreams of killing people!"

He breaks it off and is left with a sign that says "Don't kill people".

Quagsire goes over and gives a walkie talkie to Maerk.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:23 PM

(edited)

Maerk moved to ???

Quagsire stayed here.

Pirate Demoman moved to ???

Edwin VanCleef moved to ???

Cortez moved to ???

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Pirate moved to ???

Bones moved to ???

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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:23 PM

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-----Phase 4----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Quagsire

3/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Quagsire @Jean Laffite

King Harkinian BOT 12-Feb-22 11:24 PM

HUMPHREY'S DREAM and the DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO are docked nearby! Their flags fly in the wind. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/yZ3wlHTJZxdUe5Ol1EY9Xr4_d2c5DtngZJdktCtOQwY/%3Fwidth%3D630%26height%3D630/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/941437655936295023/isp76gjW_4x.png https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/CKT9QJmEtoAV5n9CumT4PhxeuuCysOt76jLtGNxp0xQ/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/936357406567460914/936698246947033098/flaggggg.png

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:25 PM

A GM has manually moved Quagsire to another area.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:25 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

jeanstown ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:26 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:26 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 11:26 PM

oh no.

Hey uh, Jean

Where is Pirate Terraria?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:36 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:36 PM

(edited)

Molly

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:38 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:38 PM

(edited)

Karl

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Oh good grief, I didn't think you were a bloody boomerang!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

balloon

VISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

(edited)

Miss Bec Trede

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

May BOT 12-Feb-22 11:40 PM

okay, so, there be betrayal amist both our crews

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:40 PM

I've honestly lost the plot

I just see people get drawn away from the crew for, silly reasons

But, no matter, we will go on

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:42 PM

I don't even know what I did that would classify as betrayal

I wasn't paying attention to most of what happened last phase

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:42 PM

The plot is, my absolutely wonderful mate, that we have people that don't care enough to know how to follow a set path.

And Molly, is one who will deviate into a cactus.

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

???

I'm literally just trying to make items in exchange for stuff

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Now you are. Not before. Ugh, just don't give me a reason to kill you. I would love to be doing other things than that.

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:44 PM

What did I do that got you so annoyed at me before

No that is literally all I was ever planning to do actually

I made the grabberstabber to minimize how much I'd have to run around

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:45 PM

When I said private, I meant private!

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:45 PM

I didn't even see you say private??

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:45 PM

Just- sigh

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:45 PM

As I said I wasn't particularly paying much attention

I have just been vibing.

I don't even know what you two were talking about, also don't really care, I'm just trying to live my life (edited)

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:45 PM

Whatever, just feel free to come on board and get patched up.

Something something lesson learned.

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Yeah no thanks

You can take the badge, I'm off your crew

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:47 PM

Well, if youre offering to make items for things, I may as well ask to make use of that

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:47 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:47 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:47 PM

Bridge is burned Bec. Bridge is burned.

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Nah, I'd make an item for Bec!

Just not for you.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:48 PM

For you its been burned to ashes i suppose

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Seriously, that really fucking hurt

What the fuck do you put on your boots?? Spikes???

Spikey launchpads??

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Mr bird.

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:48 PM

I don't know but I do not want any part of it please just leave me alone from now on (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 11:49 PM

Another mut'ny

I'd say I'm surprised but honestly I had a feeling we wouldn't be the last crew to deal with one

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:49 PM

I don't think it can be classified as a mutiny

It was more like "I didn't realize people were talking about something and accidently walked into a private conversation that I didn't know happened and got attacked for it and now I'm just leaving"

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:50 PM

Well, do you think you can create some kind of, familial detector?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 11:50 PM

With your own crew?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:50 PM

Working not by blood but, yknow stepfather

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

I'm not sure if you can work something like that together with your lab or not

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

I can try!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Is there anything you want in return, anything at all?

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Healing, if you can do that

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

grumble grumble I offered medicine grumble grumble

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:52 PM

Well, would you take medicine from me, gotten from Karl?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 11:53 PM

May i ask, who is the captain of your crew?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 11:54 PM

That would be Karl here

May BOT 12-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Just wanted to make sure

Inigo seemingly has betrayed you and ypur crew to join our group of betrayers of Steve, Patchy and Muskular

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:01 AM

What a mess

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:01 AM

That's unfortunate. Oh well, nothing of value was lost, he was too lost in ethics, whatever those are.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:01 AM

Yeah

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:02 AM

So about those 4

Steve moved to the harbor or whatever

Odds he's probably making his move to escape

But to where?

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:03 AM

So, think this might be prime time to have a form of unity between us two groups

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 12:03 AM

Sounds likely enough

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:03 AM

I agree

It'll be a fun plundering

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:03 AM

An Alliance, in other words

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Also, considering one of those four was the one who came up with our ship objective in the first place, i cant help but wonder if we should come up with a new one.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Captain, I assume you have that in plan already

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Haha, I'm sorry, you want me to drop everything to go find three of your own crew?

You want us to drop everything to solve a problem that isn't ours?

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:05 AM

No no,

We deal with Inigo and in return, if you happen to be in the area, assist us in getting rid of them

Under no obligation to follow us

and if you happen to hear of their plans, you tell us what they are (edited)

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

aye, my idea is for those traitors pay for what they've done.

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

No objections here

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:09 AM

whats the big deal with them leaving anyways

who cares

unless you're both looking for some kinda treasure or something

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:09 AM

IT'S THE PIRATE'S CODE

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:09 AM

they're doing their own thing

let em be

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:09 AM

Yeah, you don't need more than three good souls to run a ship better than Blackbeard ever could!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Aye, Traitor's that violate the pirates code deserve to drown at the bottom of Davy Jone's locker!

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:11 AM

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:11 AM

They must feel the wrath of their actions!

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:12 AM

If we don't stop them now, they will eventually grow in number

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:12 AM

By the way slime lady, why were you launched onto our ship?

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Truth be told i don't particularly care about their fate, i just don't want to work for their ends

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Inigo cares about honor, and the rest I have seen are grossly incompetent.

They will not get in either of our ways.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:13 AM

I'm glad I'm hearing that, mate.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:14 AM

I'm just trying to justify our eventual murder of them

wait what did i say that out loud

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:14 AM

That's a roundabout, uh, justification

but go off queen

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Because I accidently walked into a private conversation?? I guess??

It wasn't even happening at the time

The conversation was long over

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Well, make sure it doesn't happen again

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

I didn't even bother to look at the logs and find out what they talked about

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

It was weird.

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Yeah I'm making sure it doesn't happen again by leaving the crew that fucking hurt

Does the pirate code allow me to leave if the captain tries to send me to New Jersey (edited)

That's practically a war crime

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

no

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

No

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

Look, okay, it's a long story that starts and ends in

Sigh

Nope, nope.

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

Oh, do explain

I'm already interested

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:18 AM

Same

I want to know where this new jersey is

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:18 AM

Explain, I'm interested.

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:18 AM

I had already told them I was just grabbing something from the ship and leaving myself after they told me to leave the ship but they kicked me onto your ship anyways (edited)

So I mean I've been kicked off the crew by them already, I just denied the invitation back (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:19 AM

Oh I see

So its like quiting your job the moment you're fired

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:19 AM

Yeah pretty much

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:20 AM

I see, aye.

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:22 AM

goes away to be angsty in peace

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:24 AM

Have fun with that.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:24 AM

Oh Jean, I may ask, you know where Pirate Terraria went?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 12:25 AM

^

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:29 AM

By the way may I do need those UFOs

My mistake for using the anchor to grab them

I've been very clumsy and especially unlucky lately

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:31 AM

oh yes, ill hand them over

Wait, we have the radio, yeah?

I might have a few words for those traitors

and i have a request of anyone from Humphrey's Dream

More of a thing i need approval from you captain, you know where we are heading next?

i am suggesting we go to E4

My plan is to have someone from Humphrey's Dream to say something along the lines of "Meet us at D4”

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:41 AM

We? Nono, I'm waiting for Vriska to decipher a map, then we leave to meet our own ends.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:41 AM

NOT TALKING TO YOU WHEN I SAY CAPTAIN

TALKING TO MONKEY

But anyway, I want someone from the other crew to say in the radio "I have heard of your crew and i would like to meet up at D4"

if one of us says anything into it, they will recognize us

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:44 AM

they'll probably recognize the humphreys dream people too

we were just over there i think the majority of us already met them (edited)

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:45 AM

That is true, but they'll be more willing to trust someone else that isn't from our crew

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:46 AM

i still don't really get why you want to beat them up so badly

don't you guys have better things to do

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:46 AM

Isn't vriska or whoever working with the mut'ny crew

Or am I mistaken

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:46 AM

than attack people who peacefully broke off, from the sound of it (edited)

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:46 AM

Yes she is

THEY STOLE OUR SUPPLIES

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

Wait what

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

skill issue

get more there's plenty here (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

When did they do that

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

They took our lifeboat and one of the radios

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

oh no

a single lifeboat

a single radio

how horrible

truly, a crime punishable by death

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:47 AM

Yeah but i'm full of spite

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Wait what did Vriska do?

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Warned the traitors that we were coming

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:49 AM

And that's a... bad thing? Look I still don't get your fixation. If you wanted to get them, why are you here and not there?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Skill issue

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:50 AM

We came here to pick up Pirate Terraria since he forgot to get on the boat

but it seems he left already

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Are you sure he "forgot"? Might have to go kill him for no reason too.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:55 AM

The traitors were already opposing us during the crew phase and dock phase

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Yeah pirate terraria is chill

May BOT 13-Feb-22 12:57 AM

I suspected their betrayal before it happened

You may say, why didn't we do anything eariler?

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Because doing anything is pointless.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 01:02 AM

they haven't done the deed yet, innocent until guilty

just in the off chance they didn't betray us

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 01:03 AM

I trust them

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 01:04 AM

They probably just forgot to get on the boat last time we were here

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 01:06 AM

Who forgets to get on a boat? I mean, I thought I was the emptyheaded one here, not you all!

May BOT 13-Feb-22 01:12 AM

this is apart of our master plan, don't worry about

it

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:13 AM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:13 AM

(edited)

May

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Carvallain de Gorgagne instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:19 AM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 01:21 AM

Wew.

I'll join those lads again.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:22 AM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Yeah I'm going back with the cool pirate club

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:23 AM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:34 AM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:34 AM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 01:34 AM

@Jean Laffite out of curiosity, do you know where pirate terraria might have gone

And hypothetically speaking, would this door be of the !moveinstant variety

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:51 AM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:51 AM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:18 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:18 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:21 PM

I feel like I've missed some things.

What happened a8oard the ship last phase?

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:25 PM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Captain Scarlett

3/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:25 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:26 PM

Aaall right I'm completely confused. So like... Half of our crew's gone? What's the deal with that!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:27 PM

We saw what happened with Inigio.

Twig, the dum8ass, forgot to 8oard the ship.

I have no fucking clue as to what's happened with 8ec and Molly.

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:29 PM

Huh? What happened to Inigo? (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:29 PM

Mutiny!

He's left to join Steve's new crew.

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:29 PM

Darn!... beat me to it......

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:29 PM

...admittedly, I was considering doing the same for a while.

They needed five people.

With Twig left 8ehind, they might end up recruiting him too.

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:31 PM

darn..

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:52 PM

@Undyne

Undyne appeared from ???!

Undyne

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:52 PM

(edited)

Undyne

poisson ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 01:52 PM

NGAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I overslept! Where did my patrons go???

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Who the hell are you?

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Who the hell are YOU?

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Who the hell are you!

It's two against one you have to answer first!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:54 PM

Ugh, my name hasn't spread across the seas yet?

Well, it will soon!

I'm Vriska Serket!

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 01:54 PM

wooow way to ruin my thing

You can call me Captain Scarlett!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 01:57 PM

I'm Undyne! And I'm the owner of the best establishment in this town!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 01:58 PM

And what esta8lishment would that 8e?

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 01:58 PM

Le Plus Gros Poisson!

My bar!

If you want information on the latest scoops, legends, treasure.... you go there!

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 02:01 PM

Oh cool! A bar!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 02:01 PM

Well, we don't need that!

I have all the inform8ion I need in this map.

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 02:05 PM

I bet it doesn't have everything!

Is there even a big X marking the spot?

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 02:05 PM

Whaaat? does the map have gossip and the such??? Didn't think so! We gotta check the bar out!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 02:07 PM

You'll have to prove yourself as a true pirate to get in.

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Huh? And how would one go about doing that?

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 02:16 PM

8ooooooooring.

Why would I want to interact with other so-called "true pir8s"?

None of them are worth my time.

There's only two pir8s I respect.

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 03:47 PM

Yeah. look hot fish lady, it's not the title we're after, it's personal.

Thank you for the offer though.

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 03:48 PM

Hey, Karl.

Come 8ack on the ship with me for a minute, ok?

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:49 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:49 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jeanstown ---> humphreydeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:51 PM

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:51 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:51 PM

Karl instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:51 PM

(edited)

Karl

jeanstown ---> humphreydeck

May BOT 13-Feb-22 03:51 PM

HEY EYEPATCH FISH LADY

WHERE IS PIRATE TERRARIA?

or jean can tell us

EITHER ONE WORKS

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 04:36 PM

I asked Jean

But he's off doing pirate stuff I guess

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 04:42 PM

Heyo!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:21 PM

He went off to the main island!

Well, if you get the title, you can find all kinds of scoops about ancient technology, treasure, mystical beings, all that stuff in my bar!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Great mainland it is then

Hopefully we'll run into those traitors on the way

May BOT 13-Feb-22 05:23 PM

with who? did he join another crew?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 05:23 PM

And now that you're here barkeep, you mind answering if your bar is "!moveinstant"-able or whatever

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:24 PM

He got a map to a place with great treasure from Jean!

So I guess he went to gather his guys to plunder some bitches.

Only if you impress me!

You'll get a pass.

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Damn I really don't know how I'd impress you..... I have a huge Rakk hive as a pet named Rosco! 'e's so big he could step on your bar!.... If he wasn't swallowed whole........

May BOT 13-Feb-22 05:33 PM

I bet if you do a real, cool, badass worthy thing, you might impress her.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:34 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:34 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 05:34 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 05:34 PM

Man I never was good at impressing people I just am cool, y'know

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 13-Feb-22 05:34 PM

I might go grab some drinks then later

I don't need to impress her when I can just float on through

Although I guess getting past her is impress enough anyway

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 05:35 PM

Man you're no fun

May BOT 13-Feb-22 05:35 PM

But are you a Badass?

PROVE YOUR TRUE BADASS FORTITUDE TO THE FISH

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:40 PM

I can put my axe to use if theres something i can do to impress

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

Hey, fish nerd!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

Ahoy!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

You don't have to do any actions to impress me, by the way.

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

I know how to impress you!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:41 PM

What?

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

You look pretty tough.

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

O-oh!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

So I'll 8eat the shit out of you!

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Nevermind.

I was going to give you a pass for that! (edited)

And you had to go and blow it! Nyah hah hah hah!

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

(Not too hard, mind.)

Just a friendly 8rawl!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Hey, uh Fish Lady

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

You up for it?

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Sure, better make this interesting though.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Have you seen pirate terraria?

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Hey, fish lady.

Are you wearing armour?

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:45 PM

Not right now.

Why do people keep asking? He got a treasure map and went to the main island!

May BOT 13-Feb-22 05:56 PM

what is the main island?

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 05:58 PM

The big one to the west!

With Johnstown and its harbor.

May BOT 13-Feb-22 05:59 PM

oh great

so we just missed him

i think it might be better to go somewhere else then

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 13-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Oh

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...

...make sure you head onto the ship so we can sail back to johnstown @Carvallain de Gorgagne @Minamitsu Murasa @May

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:06 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:06 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:07 PM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:07 PM

(edited)

May

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:07 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Huuuuh????

We can just say you're pretty???? Like I would'a said that anyways!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:40 PM

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:40 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> jeanstown

May BOT 13-Feb-22 06:40 PM

remember to get on board for the movement carvallain

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:40 PM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:40 PM

(edited)

May

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Well the novelty wore off!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:52 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(edited)

Karl

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

Karl BOT 13-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Trede, Serket, don't forget to get on the ship!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Karl instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(edited)

Karl

jeanstown ---> humphreydeck

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 07:03 PM

darn.....

Again! Should I get on too???? I feel a little excluded!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM

Carvallain de Gorgagne instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM

(locking in 4 nanoseconds)

Captain Scarlett BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM

FUC

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM

Yeah, get on!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Captain Scarlett instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

jeanstown ---> humphreydeck

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 07:05 PM

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:05 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 07:05 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 07:06 PM

LOCK

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 08:40 PM

Carvallain goes to a stall to sell her dodgeball!

An interested smuggler looks at the rubber consistency, an alien material to her. She takes the ball and gives the other woman... a crossbow!

A good deal.

Molly RELEASES a great amount of energy!

She pulls her sisters together from thin air!

They huddle up around their portable lab, to create a GIANT MECH ROBOT!!!!!

...well, they would, if they had even remotely the supplies needed in their little suitcase.

1

But thanks to the combined genius of the three sisters, they put together...

A CLAW THING TO GRAB STUFF OR SLICE PEOPLE!

and...

A GIANT FUCKING LASER CANNON!

Molly attaches these to her arms.

Vriska and I approach each other.

I tell her she's going to eat grass!

I draw her a sketch about how she's going to get bodied!

I tell her how a twerp like her could never even suplex a boulder!

OW FUCK!

I'm on the ground!

How did that happen??

Vriska removes the eight D8 that she was holding between her knuckles. (edited)

The numbers seemed to be on her side.

Bec Trede goes and knocks on my bar's door.

I tell her she's not going to get in, but the grey girl has proven herself.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Molly stayed here.

Miss Bec Trede moved to humphreydeck

Undyne stayed here.

Vriska Serket moved to humphreydeck

Carvallain de Gorgagne stayed here.

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-----Phase 5----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

crossbow

VISIBLE This crossbow shoots a short arrow that deals 1 heart of damage on contact, and 0.5 hearts passively afterwards per phase if the wound is left untreated.

Undyne

3/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Molly @Carvallain de Gorgagne @Undyne @Jean Laffite

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 13-Feb-22 09:27 PM

I delayed my return to the ship for a crossbow

Worth it

King Harkinian BOT 13-Feb-22 09:28 PM

HUMPHREY'S DREAM is docked nearby! Its flag flies in the wind. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/yZ3wlHTJZxdUe5Ol1EY9Xr4_d2c5DtngZJdktCtOQwY/%3Fwidth%3D630%26height%3D630/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/941437655936295023/isp76gjW_4x.png (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:08 PM

A GM has manually moved Carvallain de Gorgagne to another area.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:08 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Molly BOT 13-Feb-22 10:30 PM

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:51 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:51 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

poisson ---> jeanstown

Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Hey, fish lady, you made such a huge deal out of nothing!

That 8ar is so 8ooooooooring.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 05:42 AM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

balloon

VISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 05:42 AM

(edited)

Miss Bec Trede

humphreydeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 AM

It's not boring if you ask the right questions.

It's the information inside that matters, nyah haha hahahah!

But it looks like you don't have the smarts for that, grey girl!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 04:17 PM

Are there, people who know things inside the bar?

Vriska Serket BOT 14-Feb-22 04:19 PM

Nothing helpful!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:19 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to HUMPHREY'S DREAM - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:19 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jeanstown ---> humphreydeck

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 04:20 PM

Well it seems like she didn't even try...

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 04:23 PM

Laffite knows a lot of things!

He even gave information about some monster hunter guy.

But he only discusses it inside the bar.

He also knows everything about the nearest hidden treasures and cities and all that stuff.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Well, how do I get in?

I'm not exactly the best at physical combat... There's a reason I carry two muskets and not none

And well, you seem like a nice person, I don't see why I should have to wrassle with you

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 05:36 PM

You have to prove yourself!

Doesn't have to be combat.

Demo had a drinking competition with me, and that weird girl blessed my bar.

(doesn't have to be a rollover action either)

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 05:58 PM

Prove myself?

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Prove yourself as a true pirate!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:00 PM

A true pirate...

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Someone worthy of the information.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:02 PM

You know what, fine, I'll prove it through combat

If this is what it takes to find my bastard stepfather this won't be the end of it

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 06:02 PM

Hey now, all in good fun...???????

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Fun? You think this is fun?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 06:04 PM

I would make that stepfather tracker but I kind of want to Leave instead of spending my action on that

If you find me again later I could make it though! (edited)

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:05 PM

You think it's fun having your pitiful family's savings spent on alcohol and rolls of the dice? Being left out on the street afterward when he gambles away the house?

Having to work for pennies to save enough to join a crew of people who constantly bicker

And then having them outright abandon you again to pursue some, righteous goal or whatever

This is not fun undyne, this is...

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 06:06 PM

should've picked a better table

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:07 PM

(skill issue on my part ngl)

1

Look, I'll ask for pity I suppose, I have one thing I must do, from the requests of my mother on her deathbed, to find my stepfather

Either we face off, or you look into your heart I guess

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Pity's not for a pirate!

I'll kick your ass!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 06:57 PM

So be it!

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 07:01 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 07:53 PM

Bec Trede squares up.

I get ready to kick her into the place she came from!

OOOOWWWWWW!

I get punched in the face... again.

Why does this keep happening????

I guess you get the pass! Fine! Jeez!

Molly screams "TAKE YOUR FUCKING BADGE KARL!" and throws her ship badge onto Humphrey's Dream.

She goes and jumps on a small fishing boat.

"Pirate crews are for bitches!" she yells, as she makes for Johnstown.

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 08:08 PM

Humphrey's Dream can be seen to...

Woah, a glass dome encases the top!

The ship submerges!

...

Nothing happens.

It comes back up.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:27 PM

(edited)

Molly moved to ???

Undyne moved to ???

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Miss Bec Trede moved to ???

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-----Phase 6----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Jean Laffite

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Hi

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Hello

You know my name already

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Yeah

Have you seen the John guy anywhere?

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

You are in luck

I have

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

WHERE

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

I'm afraid I'm going to have to do something a little mean

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

What

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Would you be able to convince the pirate to work with us?

We need the location of

I don't remember the name, starts with an E?

He has it and will not tell us, have you happened to overhear by chance?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Nope

I could also easily drown you if you don’t tell me

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

That would do you no good

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Koeia. What was it about the weapon, again?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Hm?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

The one that wounded you.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Ah

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Wound? She looks fine to me

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Did ye need to do something to it?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

REALLY THERE IS A HUGE GAPING HOLE IN MY CHEST

And I believe I have to destroy it

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

I...will take your word for it

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

And I think we've the culprit. Look what I found in his office... Cortez shows her the huge silver harpoon.

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

The things that pain us inside are not easily shown, my apologies

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

WHAT

WHERE DID YOU GET IT

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:45 PM

In his office.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:45 PM

DESTROY

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

It might be a good way to deal with that seemingly invincible whale, though...

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

NO DESTROY

I WANT BACK TO MY NORMAL FORM

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Lay out for me, was that the one and only condition?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

I think so

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

I thought ye needed to kill him or some such first.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

I believe it’s only the weapon BUT I STILL WANT TO KILL HIM

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

This thing seems incredibly sturdy.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

DESTROY

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Yes, but how is the question.

Wonder if the bar's gained any new people since we last visited...

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Hm

Well, that is my deal. If you can obtain the location of Encino and share it with my crew, then I will share the exact location where John is this phase

I saw him in a telescope and saw both the tile he was on and his direction

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Ughhhhhh…

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a ship to easedrop on

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Do one more tiny favor for me and we have a deal

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Yes?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Say the to throw out a window word. I need it for a thing

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

...the what?

De

I'm not good with words

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

…

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Defenestrate?

That word?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Yes

Ceres Leadbow BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Ok hello

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

...is this some kind of black magic?

Ceres Leadbow BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

What is here?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

The star did something

I don’t know

You should also say the throw out the window word, horse

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

?!?!?!

Ceres Leadbow BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

What?

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Are you sure that word means what you think it means

Ceres Leadbow BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Why?

Defenestrate?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Yeah

I need it to win a duel

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

That star sure does hold very strange duels

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

I’ll go and try to get the location from the pirate guy now

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Best of luck, and thank you

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:56 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

@Undyne

Undyne appeared from ???!

Undyne

2/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

(edited)

Undyne

poisson ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

I'll grant ye this right, Twig. Come and go as ye please for now.

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

I hope he heard that!

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(should i go aboard the ship and say it lol)

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(nah it's good)

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from ???!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

balloon

VISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(edited)

Miss Bec Trede

poisson ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(sorry for the ad hoc presentation we just didn't want him to be stuck)

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

(gotcha)

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

@Twig

Twig appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Twig

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

(edited)

Twig

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

There ye are.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Inigo! I believe I need the location of McAfee more than anyone

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Inigo already went on his ship, girl.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Hm

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Vision issue!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Well, my crew has left me it seems

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Thanks for your blessing Cortez

WAIT BEC

YOU'RE HERE??

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Yep

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:02 PM

You know him?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

I went into the bar for information and the rest of Humphrey's left me

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

where the bloody hell did the Dream go??

SERIOUSLY

okay so that's TWO crewmates they've ditched

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Wow, talk about leaving a sis hanging!

I guess you two got ejected!

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

(very sus)

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Worst thing too, I now think I know who my stepfather is

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

there might be an impostor in our crew

OH?

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

We've been talking about where McAfee might have gone!

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

what's the scoop Bec?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

It's a certain John

Only thing is last I heard he hopped on a whale? (edited)

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

The one that got away...

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

McAfee is YOUR STEPFATHER?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

I, don't know how much I believe it either

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Any idea about where he might be going, twerp?

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

the crew of the Ghost caught wind of him heading east, Bones thinks he's heading to Atlantis

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

But I figure it be better to ask in person at least

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Demoman gave an approximation on that, aye.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

which.... Karl and Vriska know how to get to...........

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Damn it all

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Pretty sure their ship left eastward too.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Oh, are ye at odds with them as well, amiga?

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Any chance we could tail them from this distance?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Hopefully not at odds

Although the situation may have changed

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Oh, I mistook your tone, I see.

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Hey now, calm down guys.

You know about the rumors regarding Atlantis right?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:07 PM

I've not heard any.

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Like, everyone knows there's at least half a dozen monsters supposedly circling around it.

If even a few of those legends are true, it won't be easy to reach it!

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Okay so maybe it's a good thing we're not onboard the Dream right now Bec

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

So my stepfather will get torn apart by monsters without ever getting a chance to meet him for real, that's great

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

or... a bad thing...? for them??

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Well if he's on a giant whale...

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

I... wouldn't worry too much about that Bec

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Maybe it's gonna be like a kaiju fight!

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

he's riding an allegedly invincible whale

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Like the tapes Alphys used to show me!

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Nay, I'm not worried for John's sake, as the other's're sayin'.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

I think Molly and Co. know who the whale is too

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

They said the whale was called, like...

Hubert?

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Humphrey

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Yeah, yeah. That.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

they named our ship after that bloody whale

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

... I see

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

What a coincidence!

I could still probably suplex it.

I should be the one fighting those monsters!

Give me my spears! Ngaaaahhhhhh!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Why don't you swim down there then

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:10 PM

I'm lazy.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:10 PM

(~~if only i wwas playin eridan again id make that wwhale taste ahabs crosshairs i stg~~)

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

So, what am I to do? Sit here and fume as my stepfather gets behind a wall of sea mosnters?

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

I guess you need to get on another ship then.

There's two here to choose from!

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

ʰᵉʸ ᵖˢˢˢᵗ ᶜᵒʳᵗᵉᶻ

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Yes, Twig?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Inigo went on the disco ship right? (edited)

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

I can vouch for Miss Bec

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

He would know my plight

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

if you'd be willing to have her aboard the Ghost

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

You want me to shout for Inigo?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

If he can hear ya, sure

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Okay.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

oh... or you can..... board the disco ship............

Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

HEY INIGO MONTOGUY! WE GOT BEC TREDE DOWN HERE SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Not that I would decline your vouching twig, it just seems he knows more about his location than you do

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

I? think that ship is sailing for Encino, not Atlantis

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Oh?

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

yea the whole crew has been droning on about Encino

apparently the Kingship is a pleasure yacht

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Bein' aboard that ship might be a touch treacherous, amiga. It isn't particularly well-outfitted, and another crew has made their goal to kill several people aboard it.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Danger is no risk for me

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

It's a ship of mutineers, no offense meant

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Inigo, I think I know who it is!

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Oh hey

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Miss Bec!

Hello!

This is a suprise!

You do?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

I was just about to say I already know where John went

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

marvelous!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

John McAffe, that man we met around the Johnstown harbor?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

YES

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

I've made some inquiries, he is him

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

...oh

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Er, well...

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

HE STABBED ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

You see...

We were looking for revenge on him.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

...

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

I won't sugarcoat it.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

May I please at least speak to him

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

NO

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

i overheard on your ship. what your crew saw is the same as what i saw

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Speak to him as my stepfather

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Nice

WHAT

DROWN

NOW

DEATH

IM GOING TO KILL

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:18 PM

https://c.tenor.com/67LIumILNRsAAAAM/ltg-low-tier-god.gif

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:18 PM

Miss Bec does not deserve your anger, Koeia

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:18 PM

I would be willing to let her do this much. She cannot help who her family is, amiga. (edited)

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:18 PM

DIE

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:18 PM

... I can understand, he was not kind to me either

Just please, if not for me then also for my dead mother

She bid I search him out

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

DEAD

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

After I speak to him, do as you wish, I do not care

I just ask for this (edited)

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

I'd be willing to have ye on board, Miss.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

DEATH

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Twig's vouched for you, and you do not seem the bad sort.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

DIE

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Well, which one of ye would more likely bring me to him

Although, one of ye has gotten, very aggressive

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Given that he's who we're specifically looking for...

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

well, the Ghost is tailing McAfee

@Inigo Montoya where's the Kingship headin again? Encino??

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Your goal and ours are intertwined.

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Yes

However the terraria pirate won't share the location, which we need

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Also, Koeia's aggressive to just about everyone.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

DIE

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

who's crew is the terraria pirate even a part of

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

The crew that is after us

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

I. I don't think he's with Cortez?

oh

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

The Trans Rights

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

right

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

"THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO"

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

(diversity win! These trans pirates are going to kill you)

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

(Pfffttt)

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

(it's a wonder vriska isn't on that ship)

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Welp I have to deal with other things

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Well, Cortez, you've been the most inviting, so I'll go with ye

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

WAIT WHAT

NO

DIE

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I... I don't think I'd had the pleasure of meeting Koeia yet...???

They seem... ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

That's a way to put it

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Koeia isn't technically part of our crew. When we came to, she was in a cage...

There was much debate about what to do with her. Some wanted to drop it to the bottom of the ocean. Some wanted to make her captain.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Didn't Mono accidentally curse her too??

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Aye.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Has she explained why she was caged??

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:27 PM

We've found out. Again, it was the doing of John McAfee.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Well he sure is prolific

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:28 PM

John was, never kind

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:28 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:29 PM

To hear he still is doing evil ...

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Oh yeah THAT GUY STABBED ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Look, Koeia, we both want to catch up with him right?

I just need to talk to him, then you're free to, do whatever to him

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:30 PM

it glares

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:30 PM

That includes violently maiming I suppose

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:30 PM

She almost did him in by drowning 'fore that whale saved him.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Fine. You better not stab me and put me in a cage or your corpse shall be dragged to the depths of the sea

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

You have my word and my mother's

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

I don't think you need to worry about Miss Bec doin that

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

So, would I just move onto your ship? Is that how this is done?

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Miss Bec has no cages to put you in

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Oh, might I ask ye two about your abilities, by the by?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Well, I have a knack for sea creatures

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:33 PM

HAH

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:33 PM

If I'm to take you aboard, I ought know what you're good at, I reckon.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:33 PM

I also have two muskets

Which is better than one

https://c.tenor.com/olPoQJ6NTJwAAAAM/man-with-two-knives-moe.gif (edited)

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Ambidexterity is something I value, if ye could not tell! Yohohohohoho! Cortez flourishes his four weapons.

What role did ye serve aboard the Dream? A mate, or some variety of sailor?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Second mate

... I imagine that might be where my skills with sea creatures come from

Now that we know the origin of the name

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:36 PM

I see.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:37 PM

oh gods right you were second mate

they ditched their second mate

And their surgeon which I question the wisdom of

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Pirate was the first mate of Ratio, and he got ditched.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Heh, not the first time I've been left behind I suppose

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

How did you end up here?

They just left without you?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I rode with the crew

Yep

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

They must not have many left

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Sames as they did to me in Johnstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Chances are it's the captain and vriska

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

This is why I always specify to have all my crew on board before I exit.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I wonder why I can't hear their bickering from all the way over here

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:39 PM

I'd guess Molly & co. are still with them too?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Molly left

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:39 PM

SHE DID?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Yep

Took a boat and sailed away

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:39 PM

wh... when and to where?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

A phase ago, where? Who knows

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

So they really did just hemorrhage their entire crew huh

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Yeeep

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Did they scare off Molly too?? I wouldn't blame her for scramming

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Possibly

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Are we really the only crew who has everybody together?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

My ship's only gained passengers as time's gone on... Seems like every other ship's lost some, that I picked up.

The Ratio, the Kye, and the Dream.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Yeah I’m pretty sure our crew is the only one with everybody

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

With the possible asterisk of Señor Cooper.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Possible

These have to be the worst crews I’ve ever seen.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:44 PM

But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised you're a surgeon, after the mending on that pixelated pirate.

The Kye seemed fairly put-together, at least.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:45 PM

Nah. They’re all nice and whatnot from what I’ve heard

They’re not getting anywhere with that

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:45 PM

Well, since you're here

Do any of you know the location of Encino?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:46 PM

I gave up on that

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Patron Laffite only had the one map, and I signed away my rights to it for other forms of help.

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:47 PM

you didn't get a look at it?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Nay. I do believe The Pirate is the only one who knows the way.

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Drat

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Which is why Muskular is so preoccupied with him.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Hola, Demoman.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Hi

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Hello captain.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:49 PM

We've a new passenger, amigo. Meet Miss Bec Trede. She's also in search of McAfee.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Ah, another lass.

Pleasure ta' meet ya.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Second mate to the Dream, if ye were wondering.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Interestin'.

They can't seem to keep many of their crewmates can they?

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Oh, something I was wondering

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Aye?

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:50 PM

before i joined this new crew, I saw the Dream's objective change, @Miss Bec Trede

I know you are searching for someone, but who are serket and karl searching for?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:52 PM

They seem to think it's only their captain and first mate left, though that might be exaggeration.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 10:54 PM

At this point I wonder if Twig should even bother gettin' back to them.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:54 PM

... I'm not sure I can recall Inigo

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 10:54 PM

so they made the change without you?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Without letting me know what exactly they were searching for, yes

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Oh, and what was the original goal? I don't think I ever heard.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Abandoning half their crew, evidently.

Cap'n, I should probably mention that Pirate wants to ask ya for moveinstant permissions.

I'm a little worried about tha' idea meself, he's currently trying to kill the star thing.

Or, at least he was, I think that's been postponed now.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Hmm... Let me see what the ruckus looks like this time.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:04 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:04 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:13 PM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:13 PM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Hi

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Salutations!

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:14 PM

What’s going on below decks? Still the pirate trying to kill the star?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:15 PM

I wouldst not be surprised if it were to happen this phase.. convincing him to postpone hath not made progress.

Futo sighs.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Fun

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:16 PM

I doth pray the new passengers we pick up shan't bring more tensions aboard our ship..

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Well one is the stepdaughter of the John guy so I don’t trust that one bit

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Last I heard from them they had a private convo at the port in Johnstown and then set sail without giving me the heads-up

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:17 PM

'tis likely the pirate is telling his own ship to fire at ours.

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:18 PM

WELP I GUESS A SHIP IS GOING DOWN TODAY

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Oh, now that I think of it, I believe Scarlett is still with them? Unless Bec saw them ditch too

Inigo Montoya BOT 14-Feb-22 11:19 PM

...well at least they won't be firing at ours

but why?

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Scarlett was a self-proclaimed backstabber so the Dream is not in good hands

Where IS his ship??

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Erm..

I doth not recall when the Pirate decided to ride our ship.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Oh. huh

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 11:21 PM

I’m going to see what is happening

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:21 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Mine only reasoning for the possibility of the pirate targeting thine ship is simply because he wishes for The Star on our ship to die.. and he seems to hold communication to his own ship.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:23 PM

It won't be the first crew I've had to ditch for goin loony

when did the star even board the Ghost

I thought they'd been on the disco ship....

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:24 PM

That too, I doth not know.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

The whole encino debacle is their drama after all

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

What's this I'm hearin' about the Ratio firin' on us, Mononobe? (edited)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:26 PM

'tis merely my suspicions of this Pirate aboard our ship, he holds communications with his own ship and doth not seem to be backing down on violence.

Pardon me, but for what reason did the Star and Pirate aboard our ship?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:28 PM

The Pirate was abandoned in Jeanstown when we first came here. Said he needed a ride.

Muskular wanted to serve as some sort of ambassador, splittin' from his crew to make dealin' with all the traitors harder or some such.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Can we just boot the both of em of our ship if they're gonna be a problem?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:29 PM

That doesn't get rid of the problem, necessarily.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:30 PM

So the star is also one of the Ratio's targets?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Muskular, Patchy, and Steve are their targets.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Oh gods

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Then Muskular should go to the king's ship. No reason for us to get dragged inta' this.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Whilst I doth not condone leaving one for dead, 'tis undeniable that we art likely to be caught in a crossfire.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Not sure I get a say but, as much as I wanna indulge the star, the Pirate knowing they're on our ship is a liability

The Pirate in general is a liability

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:34 PM

The Pirate knows the way to Encino, and holds the walkie to The Ratio, if I understood what went down properly. If he's on our side, that's a good deal of power.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Is he on our side?

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:35 PM

He's been pretty helpful so far.

Trouble's only turned up cause'a the star.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:35 PM

Like if he isn't trying to get the whole ship sank I'm cool with him

Might be best to convince the star to return to the disco ship

Safer for everyone, I'd think?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Muskular wants the way to Encino, doggedly pursuin' it... But I don't see a way they'd ever get The Pirate to talk.

What a headache... Feels like there's no smart way to handle these two.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Any chance of compromise you reckon?

Even if the star returned to the disco ship, they'd still have to hound us to get what the Pirate knows

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:39 PM

The simplest compromise is to do what I've done: nothing. Let them continue to bicker.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Ye sure that bickerin' won't turn to a harpoon straight through our ship?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:40 PM

No, I'm not. But what course of action prevents that?

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Throw the star off our bloody ship. (edited)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:41 PM

I feel 'tis inevitable for conflict to occur aboard our ship..

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Ain't exactly the nicest solution, but we're pirates.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:41 PM

the disco is gonna pursue us, they need what the pirate knows

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:41 PM

The Disco doesn't care about Encino anymore.

They're only out for killin' the traitors.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:42 PM

don't the disco's mutineers aboard the Kingship still want Encino??

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:42 PM

Oh, that's what ye meant.

I was getting the discos confused.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:43 PM

there are a lot of discos it's true

so, the ratio wants to hunt down the star, and the star and co. want the Pirate

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Right.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:44 PM

This is. Messy.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:44 PM

What's the pirate even want?

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:44 PM

What the Ratio wants.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:44 PM

To kill the mutineers I'd guess

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Okey, so. We throw them both off.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 PM

I mean. If we give the Pirate over to the Kingship, it wipes the slate clean

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 PM

If we throw off Pirate... That could be a harpoon.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 PM

He'd still get his star.

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:45 PM

Oh. Right. He's got a radio

I'm not sure the Kingship will be taking hostages if they get their hands on the Pirate

Worth keeping in mind both the Kingship and the Ratio are undercrewed

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:47 PM

I believe 'tis best to throw both off, if they cannot understand the reason why and decide to go against us, then so be it.

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:47 PM

They're guests on our ship, we got every right to show em the door. Should be grateful we don't show em the plank instead.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:47 PM

Right. We've the biggest crew of any ship left. Turnin' 'gainst us is risky. They're askin' for our charity.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Divinity is quite literally on our side.

Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Fine. As the captain, I'll inform 'em.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

I ought'to back em up.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:49 PM

I live for the drama

Mononobe no Futo BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Hmph. Should one bring tension unto us for no reason, we shall retaliate appropriately.

'tis the way of the Tao.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Mononobe no Futo instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:51 PM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Twig BOT 14-Feb-22 11:52 PM

(I CAN'T ACTUALLY MOVE TO THE SHIP I cannot live for the drama atm)

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Twig instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:56 PM

(edited)

Twig

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:06 AM

Well, I suppose I'll head on Cortez's ship as the wind phases by

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:07 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:07 AM

(edited)

Muskular

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:08 AM

Hello, guess I’m probably going to die.

They talk about how much of a cost it is…

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM

They throw you off?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Yes.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM

I don't think you can get back on now

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM

I am aware.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Terraria not budging, huh?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:13 AM

I do not know.

The Tempest is currently a group of four last I saw…

They’re basically on the same scale as us but with a better ship…

Yet these people still consider that too much of a bother to go through in order to spare three innocent lives.

If John had a huge boat and small crew… would they just abandon Koeia..? Because it sure sounds like they would.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:15 AM

Sounds like things would be a lot easier if that pirate was out of the picture, huh?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:15 AM

Not even just that.

I already told them that only one had to go.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:15 AM

only one? What do you mean

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:15 AM

But their problem with me is that The Tempest would still be going after me.

It was only a theoretical… but they didn’t listen.

I did have a plan in mind that would get rid of only the Pirate, but that still wouldn’t address their biggest concern.

Which as I said is the target on me.

It’s quite sad.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:28 AM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:28 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:30 AM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate

3/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:30 AM

(edited)

Pirate

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:30 AM

You

You know where john is?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:30 AM

Nope

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:31 AM

?? Yes you do

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:31 AM

Oh

They probably mentioned it on the ship but I wasn’t paying much attention

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Ah, alright then

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Not really my priority right now ya know

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

So you dont know?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Nope

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Damn it all!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:33 AM

...hmph

He's likely on E5 right now

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Which of the ships will be going to follow him

I will join them

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:34 AM

I was hoping to use it as a bargining tool but that isn't viable anymore

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:35 AM

heres my bargain, whatever help you desire, for as long as I shall live, for whoever brings me to him

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

Damn

You really want to find this john guy

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

I would suggest going with Koeia, since that is also her destination

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

But you already knew that

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

I cant quite make out which ship Koeia is going on

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

Ghost King

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:36 AM

If we end up going his direction you're welcome to come with us, but we have been marked as targets to kill

Yes

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Ah, understood

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Hi

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

you have my well-wishes Inigo, I feel the disbandment of our crew was not out of malice but out of incompetence of the captain if anything

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Hello!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

You doing alright?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Same to you. I hope you find your father before he dies

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:38 AM

Guess I have to be fine! (edited)

I mean… what’s done is done!

No point in moping around too long!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Oh, and if whatever unearthly forces out there're listening, I'd be willin' to grant Miss Bec a guest pass, too.

And Maerk, while I'm at it.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 12:39 AM

You are too kind Cortez

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:40 AM

Muskular laughs a little

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:40 AM

You say that after I got done kickin' two souls off me ship, amiga.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 12:40 AM

Hey, I need to do some things but, stay here star.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:40 AM

Yea! Sorry for laughing!

I just couldn’t resist given the situation!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM

I'll be at the bar. I need to take my mind off things...

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Skeletons can get drunk?

Learn something new every day!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Skeletons can relax in peace and quiet where few other characters can go.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM

I bet!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:43 AM

I’ll be joinin him in a bit.

I need some grog to get me mind off things

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:44 AM

Real shame us two had to end up like this!

If it helps… I don’t want you dead!

Actually I doubt it will help.. but I wanted to say that anyway!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM

https://tenor.com/view/pppoof-gif-18346599

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:46 AM

Huh?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:46 AM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:46 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:48 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:48 AM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Where in the world did those two go?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:54 AM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:54 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Hello!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 01:01 AM

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-prince-room-empty-alone-will-s-mith-gif-11321840

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:01 AM

There’s not nothing here!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 01:01 AM

..where did they go..?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Oh!

You’re talking about Cortez?

I have no clue!

Cortez and The Pirate instantly moved to some mysterious unknown location!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 01:03 AM

That is.. very odd!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Indeed!

I hope The Pirate isn’t trying to win Cortez over…

My crew is already at enough of a disadvantage!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 01:04 AM

I could have sworn another person went with him as well..

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Really?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Hm..

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Mononobe no Futo instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:05 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:12 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:12 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:12 AM

Welcome back!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:12 AM

Hi

Will your ship still be following us?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:13 AM

Uhm…

I don’t know…

Your crew doesn’t want us.. so I don’t really see any reason to..

Apparently they’re willing to sacrifice us if it means they don’t have to deal with The Tempest!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:14 AM

…

It probably wouldn’t be too hard to sink

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:15 AM

That’s what I thought too…

For a crew your size that is! (edited)

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 01:15 AM

(Hello yes hello I need to read up on a lot of stuff LOL)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(Hello)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(Welcome you’ve walked into a moment alright) (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(TRUE)

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(Oh, sorry.)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(NO NOT THAT KIND OF MOMENT)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(No worries!)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:16 AM

(Nothing to be sorry about)

(I meant more as in everything as a whole is a moment lmao)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:17 AM

(Also true)

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 01:17 AM

(It's just really hard to read this game ngl with all the moveinstant areas and all but that's not the place to complain)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:18 AM

(Ah. I wish you luck. At least it isn’t as bad as RoT)

it stares

It’s also not like they have a sea beast who is infamous for sinking ships

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Well… you still have to get back to normal size, correct?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Yeah. But since we found the weapon, I SHOULD BE BACK IN NO TIME

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Hmm?

You sure that’s going to revert everything?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:20 AM

IM PRETTY SURE

And if that doesn’t end up working it’ll just involve killing John which I was already planning on doing anyways

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:21 AM

So uhm… why are you telling me this?

I might be already dead by the time that happens!

Which would be quite a shame for you…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:22 AM

…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Y’know…? Cause then you wouldn’t be able to kill me yourself?

I thought that’s where the banter was going..

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:27 AM

YEAH THE PIRATE AND HIS CREW DOESNT GET TO KILL YOU I DO

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:29 AM

Yeah but if using the weapon doesn’t revert you, then there’s not much you can do to stop that..? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:29 AM

IM PRETTY SURE IT WILL

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:29 AM

Who knows how long it will take to get this John guy! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:30 AM

IM PRETTY SURE DESTROYING THE WEAPON WILL

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:30 AM

Does your crew know where The Tempest is by chance?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:31 AM

I’m not sure

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:31 AM

Darn!

Of course there’s also the issue of The Pirate…

He’s been pulling tricks left and right!

And I don’t doubt he’ll try to pull another here to screw us over!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:32 AM

It wouldn’t be hard to drown him

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:32 AM

Yea but that’s murder

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:32 AM

I KNOW!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:32 AM

I literally just told him that I didn’t want him dead

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:33 AM

Well I wanted him dead from the start

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:33 AM

You wanted everybody dead from the start

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:33 AM

Well I wanted him more dead

He did say that he would try and harpoon me

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:34 AM

WHAT

sigh

Well I can’t really stop you…

But please try not to get hurt..!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:35 AM

HAH IM ALREADY HURT!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:35 AM

At the end of the day, this is my problem not yours… (edited)

…

That’s besides my point

I don’t want you getting more hurt because of the situation I got myself into! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:36 AM

I wanted to drown him anyways

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:36 AM

Yeah you said that already!

…

Don’t you think some of your crew might be upset if you did that?

Some of them seem to like him..

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:41 AM

Eh

Not technically my crew anyways

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:42 AM

…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:48 AM

I mean I’m kind of part of the objective so

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:49 AM

I mean I guess that’s why they’re helping you…

…

A bit of a pessimistic thought…

But if getting revenge for you wasn’t their objective and like John was somewhat of a threat…

Do you think they would have abandoned you? (edited)

Actually..

That’s way too pessimistic of a thought..

Sorry for asking!

You… you don’t have to answer that..

In fact, it might be for the best you don’t.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:56 AM

I…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:56 AM

Koeia please.. don’t answer that..!

I might be getting a bit paranoid.. but it’s just to be safe..!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:57 AM

ITS NOT LIKE I CARE. I WASNT EVEN EXPECTING THEM TO LET ME OUT MUCH LESS MAKE IT THEIR OBJECTIVE

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:57 AM

Hmm…

I suppose that’s a good answer!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:59 AM

It’s a wonder why they want me around at all.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 AM

Well… I think you’re quite nice!

Fun to be around!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 AM

IM NOT NICE IM NOT FUN

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:01 AM

Yet you couldn’t resist taking a bite outta me~!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:01 AM

WHAT AAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:01 AM

I bet there’s plenty of people who’d call that fun!

I guess it’s a bit strange..

Both you and pixel pirate want me dead…

Yet you just… feel more comforting to talk to!

While that pixel guy can be a real bummer… (edited)

Maybe it’s because I’m an idiot..!

And that deep down I don’t think you truly want to kill me!

Perhaps I’m wrong!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:05 AM

…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:05 AM

I’ve been stabbed in the back too many times to count! What’s another one?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:06 AM

NAH IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 AM

Alright.. but now or later?

Cause if it’s later… then it’s not really my number one concern I suppose!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 AM

I have bigger priorities at the moment

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:08 AM

Like drowning a different person?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:08 AM

YEAH LIKE JOHN AND THE PIRATE GUY

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:08 AM

Whatever floats your boat…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:09 AM

No. I sink boats

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:09 AM

Muskular lets out a laugh (edited)

Good one!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:12 AM

Boats are intended for sinking

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Hmm.. why didn’t you sink the lifeboat then?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:15 AM

Cause I was eating you

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:15 AM

…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Ehehe

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:18 AM

I suppose that’s understandable… after all…

I’m just too irresistible~!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 AM

AAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 AM

Ha! Don’t take it too seriously!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:20 AM

Well, you did walk right into getting eaten

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:21 AM

I didn’t intend on that happening!

How did I walk right into that?!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:22 AM

Well, I told you before hand I was going to eat you and then you blindly followed me to watch me sink a boat for no reason

it grins

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:23 AM

I…

I thought you just wanted me to watch you sink a boat for no reason…

That sounds normal to me!

Why does anyone watch anything?!

I assumed you were gonna show me your powers via lifeboat elimination to try and intimidate me or something…! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:25 AM

WELL

I don’t have all my cool powers right now.

So

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 AM

So..?

You bit off a part of me.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 AM

YEP!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 AM

I see

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:44 AM

Yummy star bits

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:45 AM

You don’t need to rub it in!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:45 AM

Am nam nam

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:48 AM

…

I’ll go check the ships…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:48 AM

Alright

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 02:49 AM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 02:49 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 02:59 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 02:59 AM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:59 AM

Hi again

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 AM

Hello

It’s quiet up there!

So I told my crew to come and get me when they’re ready to discuss what we should do next! (edited)

And to be honest I’m not sure what we’ll do… (edited)

Not knowing where The Tempest are is not great

So in terms of movement it’s kinda foggy…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:03 AM

Hmmm

Well, I’m fine if you guys end up following us

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:04 AM

But we don’t know where you’re going

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:04 AM

Just put movement in as following us

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 AM

Nah you need a special feature to do that! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 AM

Ah

I think we’re going somewhere around E5

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:07 AM

Not exactly specific but better than nothing..

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:07 AM

Just not quite sure where the John guy is headed

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:08 AM

And there’s also of course the issue of The Tempest. If we stumble upon them, I already doubt The Ghost King will help.. but a part of me worries they may also turn on us? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:09 AM

Well, I think I have a pretty important say in things

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:09 AM

You… “think”…? (edited)

Very encouraging!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:10 AM

That was supposed to be an understatement.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:10 AM

Ah.

Alas…

Appears the pessimistic attitude is infecting me more and more..

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:10 AM

WOO

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:15 AM

…

I really gotta be more optimistic then!

We got this!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:15 AM

NOOOOOOOO

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:15 AM

Everything will be fine!

And The Tempest won’t be the cause of our deaths!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:16 AM

THAT WILL BE BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEE (edited)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:17 AM

Ok…

You do really insist on bringing that up. (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:18 AM

YEP

WOO MURDER

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:19 AM

Murder… woo…..

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:19 AM

WOOO YEAH!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:20 AM

yeah… wooo….

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:22 AM

Well, I would like to mention that Cortez does indeed try to ask and value everybody’s options on things so there could be convincing in having them help

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:23 AM

Sure helped out when I got evicted off the ship!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:23 AM

I said try

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:24 AM

I’m starting to think that I might just be cursed! (edited)

It feels like everything I try always ends up going poorly or having some big caveat…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:25 AM

Well then you just have to keep trying

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:25 AM

Dang!

Didn’t see you as the motivational type!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:26 AM

I… ER AAAAAAA

GIVE UP AND SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:28 AM

Can’t fool me again!

The real you was shining through there!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:28 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:29 AM

Well how else do you explain what you said there?

“Well then you just have to keep trying”

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:30 AM

YOU SHOULD UH KEEP TRYING SO THERE WILL JUST BE MORE FAILURE WAITING FOR YOU

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:30 AM

Now you’re dodging my question!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:30 AM

I DID EXPLAIN

THATS WHAT I MEANT

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:31 AM

That’s not an explanation..!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:31 AM

I WAS UH ENCOURAGING YOU SO THEN I COULD SEE MORE OF YOUR DEMISE

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:31 AM

Why did you “correct” yourself then right afterwards!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:32 AM

CAUSE IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU DIDNT KNOW SO THE DEFEAT WOULD BE EVEN WORSE

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:32 AM

These explanations are getting funnier and funnier by the moment!

Isn’t it clear you’re grasping at straws now? Your different explanations contradict each other!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:33 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOURE JUST LOOKING TOO MUCH INTO IT (edited)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:34 AM

I think you mean “too much”?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:34 AM

…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:35 AM

Aw… don’t try and act like you didn’t make that slip up!

Many people get those two mixed up!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:35 AM

AAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:37 AM

How’s that duel going anyway?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:37 AM

I GOT TWO PEOPLE TO SAY IT

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:38 AM

Only two?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:38 AM

IVE BEEN BUSY

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:39 AM

Heh! For all you know, Maerk could be getting everybody on the ship to say their keyword as we speak!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:39 AM

AAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:40 AM

Give Maerk a reminder if that’s not the case…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:40 AM

AAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:40 AM

The duel wouldn’t be exciting if there weren’t some Serious Competition!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:41 AM

Actually does it have to be the exact word or can it be the variations of it

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:41 AM

Exact word.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:41 AM

AAAAAAAA

OH NO

UHHHHHH

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:41 AM

?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:42 AM

So like if it was the word run it couldn’t be running, ran, etc.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:42 AM

Don’t tell me you got the verb instead of the noun…

…

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:43 AM

…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:43 AM

Tsk tsk tsk! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:43 AM

AAAA

YOU CAN SAY IT YOU CAN SAY THE WORD RIGHT????

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:44 AM

I suppose I could! But that’s not exciting!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:44 AM

AAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:44 AM

It’s not fair to rig this duel!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:44 AM

FOR ANYONE HERE PLEASE SAY DEFENESTRATE BUT THE NOUN VERSION INSTEAD

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

de

what?

What even is the noun version of that

Window?

Oh

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

WITH THE “TION” AT THE END

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

Defenstration

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

YES

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

(LMAO)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 AM

YES

WOOOO

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

(“Window?”)

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

Hello

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

SAY THE THING

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

Defenstration

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

NOT YOU I ALREADY COUNTED YOU

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

Defenstration

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:46 AM

FUTO SAY DEFENESTRATE BUT THE NOUN VERSION INSTEAD

PRETTY MUCH WHAT INIGO SAID

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:47 AM

D-defenstration?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:47 AM

YES

WOOO

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:47 AM

I actually defenstrated not too long ago

Jumped onto a white horse

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:48 AM

Fun

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 03:48 AM

(i shit you not that is true for inigo, last scene of the movie)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:48 AM

Sounds climatic!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:48 AM

Neat!

Oh uhm… “Futo” was the name..?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:51 AM

Yes?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:51 AM

Could you go remind Maerk to work on the duel?

When you get the chance?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:51 AM

NO

DONT DO IT

IM PROBABLY WINNING NOW

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:51 AM

Eh? Hah?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:51 AM

Don’t question it!

Actually… I see no reason not to fully explain..!

My personal objective is to hold a series of “duels”!

And there is one ongoing between Koeia and Maerk!

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:53 AM

Maerk? The shark?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:53 AM

Yep!

I want these duels to be interesting of course! So I worry our shark lad has forgotten!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:55 AM

COME ON IM PART OF YOUR CREWWWWW

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:55 AM

I thought you said this wasn’t your crew

And that this wasn’t your ship

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:56 AM

I… UH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:56 AM

Aww… you really do consider them your crew!

Isn’t that sweet!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:56 AM

NO

NO NO NO NO

AAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

AAAA

NO NO NO

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:57 AM

If thou were to duel on a fair battle, mayhaps I shall reward thee with cookies?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:57 AM

COOKIES

………

FINE

Mononobe no Futo BOT 15-Feb-22 03:59 AM

Then I shall remind them.

..taking quite a while for Cortez to be in the bar..

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:59 AM

Mononobe no Futo instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:59 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:06 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from ???!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:06 AM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 04:07 AM

I have no idea what I'm doing

Also do they have to say the funny word in front of you?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 04:07 AM

Me neither

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 04:10 AM

Koeia tell me what liberals eat on their toast

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 04:10 AM

No

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:12 AM

Eh.. I’m sure fate will figure it out! (edited)

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 04:12 AM

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:15 AM

Maerk instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:15 AM

(edited)

Maerk

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:57 AM

@Noah

Noah appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:57 AM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:58 AM

Noah instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:58 AM

(edited)

Noah

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:44 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:44 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:45 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:45 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:45 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:45 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

Hmm?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

Hm?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

Hmmmmm?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:46 PM

HMMMMMMMMMMM?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:47 PM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:47 PM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:47 PM

Are you able to tell where Cortez, The Pirate, and that old looking guy went to? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:48 PM

I believe they all went to the bar

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:48 PM

The Bar... that's silly!

How come they get exclusive access!? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:48 PM

I don’t know

Not like I could go there if I wanted to anyways

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:49 PM

Well it's going to be a shame if The Pirate hides in there!

I suppose we could try having someone kick down the door and drag him out...

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:51 PM

I at least hope Cortez gets out soon so we can discuss things

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:52 PM

Eh... didn't know he was this much of an alcoholic!

How long has it been now?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:52 PM

A while

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 01:53 PM

It's the fish again!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Huh?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 01:53 PM

ITS ME AGAIN

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 01:53 PM

I didn't see you here..

Who are you?

Name's Muskular!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 01:59 PM

I'm Undyne!!!!

You don't seem very buff to me!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 PM

W-Wha?!

Well I assure you I am!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 PM

HAH

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Hey! Don't laugh!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 PM

I don't know about that...

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Ehehe

Didn’t seem like it to me when I ate one of your points

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:02 PM

Had you taken a piece of anyone else, they would've taken more damage than I did!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:02 PM

Sure

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:03 PM

Good! Glad you finally agree!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:04 PM

THAT WAS SARCASTIC

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:04 PM

Nah! You were being truthful!

Can't take it back now!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:04 PM

NO I WASNT

AAAAAAAAAA

NOOOO

IT WAS SARCASM

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:05 PM

Friendship!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:05 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 PM

Oh you made a friend! That's progress!

Do you want to be my friend now too?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 PM

Yea! Koeia's got many friends!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 PM

Or do you just want to get suplexed?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:07 PM

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOO

NO FRIENDS

I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND EITHER

AND I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:09 PM

That's what I used to say to that twerp human!

But then they broke the barrier...

And they listened to my piano too.

Funny how opinions change!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:10 PM

What a nice story!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:10 PM

NOOOOO

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:10 PM

I'm sure Koeia will come around eventually! In fact, I think she already has!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:11 PM

NO NO NO NO

NOOOOOOO

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:11 PM

I think so too, lightweight!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:11 PM

"Lightweight"...?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:12 PM

HAH

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:12 PM

W-Whatever! Have you seen a crew called The Tempest recently?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:13 PM

The monkey disco?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:13 PM

That's the one!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:18 PM

Last saw em a couple phases ago.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:18 PM

Ok.. well they want me dead!

And for no good reason!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 PM

Sounds fun!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 PM

TRUE

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 PM

Do you need a guard?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:19 PM

The answer would be yes...

but I can't think of what we would pay with!

Our crew basically has nothing from what I can tell!

And everything I did have was taken from me!

Just look at our sad and small ship!

points at our somewhat nice and somewhat reliable ship

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:22 PM

It would indeed be easy to sink

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:23 PM

Better not anger the little kraken!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:23 PM

...

So basically my answer is yes..!

We need a guard... anyone really!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:24 PM

Hmmm......

Bones left on the crew of the Ghost King..

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:25 PM

Not sure why... that crew is big enough already!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:27 PM

I guess he saw a kindred spirit in the captain.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:28 PM

That same captain is the one who admitted that our crew's lives aren't worth the trouble of dealing with a little group of violent troublemakers...

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 02:29 PM

Hey, it's a pirate-eat-pirate world out there.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:30 PM

That's what I've learned...

time...

and time...

again...

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:30 PM

I do enjoy eating pirates

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:30 PM

You enjoy eating everybody

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:31 PM

TRUE

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:31 PM

I feel the need to point that out because you do realize I'm not actually a pirate, right? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:31 PM

Yeah

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:31 PM

Just checking!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:31 PM

You’d be too weak to be a pirate

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:32 PM

You're probably right!

Our crew of four has been getting humiliated by that single pixel guy in the bar over and over again!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:33 PM

HAH

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:33 PM

That's not funny!

It's extremely sad!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:34 PM

It’s pretty funny

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:35 PM

...

I thought you hated that guy though?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:35 PM

It’s still funny

It’s only one pixel guy

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:38 PM

One with a lot of tricks up his sleeve!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:38 PM

Not that many

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:38 PM

How do you know?

You haven't had to deal with him as much as I have!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:39 PM

He’s been with us longer than you have

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:39 PM

There's a difference there you know?!

You weren't on the receiving end of his tricks!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:40 PM

Eh

I’m more deadly and I don’t even have sleeves

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:41 PM

No offense... but I still see that Pirate as more of a threat than you!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:41 PM

WHAT

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:41 PM

I said no offense!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:42 PM

it glares

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:42 PM

But he's got a whole crew behind him... albeit a smaller one...!

Even when he's by himself... their aura is still there!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 PM

IM LITERALLY A SEA BEAST INFAMOUS FOR DESTROYING SHIPS AND DROWNING SAILORS. PEOPLE FEAR TO GO OUT ON THE OCEAN BECAUSE OF ME

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 PM

Nah you're a friendly fish!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:43 PM

NO

IM NOT

NOOO

ILL TAKE MORE THAN A POINT NEXT TIME

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:44 PM

Hey! Maybe that can wait a bit!

Who knows... maybe if I get out of this Tempest ordeal mostly okay... I'll let you have a larger bite!

I'm a Star Spirit! I'm sure it'll grow back!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:45 PM

(

)

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:45 PM

(WHAT)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:45 PM

(Lmao)

UNLESS I EAT YOU WHOLE

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 02:46 PM

OK... That's a bit much!

I said I'll let you have a larger bite! I feel like that's a good compromise!

..provided that larger bite isn't all of me.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 02:47 PM

Nom nom nom

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

@King Harkinian

King Harkinian appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

King Harkinian

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

kingship ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

I mean, you are a pretty cute krakenling.

Who the hell are you?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

WHAT

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

I wonder what's for dinner...

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:00 PM

(SHE SAID THE THING)

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:01 PM

What's a pensioner doing here?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:01 PM

OH WAIT I NEED YOU GUYS TO SAY THE DEFENESTRATE WORD BUT THE NOUN VERSION

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:01 PM

I don't take a pension! I give pensions!

I'm the head of state!

You're like a head of cabbage.

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:02 PM

Head of what state? Far as I can tell laffite is napping and McAfee is out who knows where.

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:02 PM

Not of here! I'm from the mighty land of Hyrule.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:02 PM

DEATH

ALSO SAY THIS

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:03 PM

Sounds dumb.

Defenestration?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:03 PM

YES

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:03 PM

Why?

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:04 PM

Hmm...

I'm not sure if I want to say that word.

I might prefer to think of food items I could have for dinner.

Such as a nice fresh green fruit...

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 PM

My god, go on a diet!

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 PM

Perhaps one with a dark outer rind, and a soft inside...

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 PM

Ooo! Like the one used to make guacamole?

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:05 PM

Yes, precisely!

If only I could remember what it was called.

No matter!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:06 PM

An alligator pear?

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 03:06 PM

What's an alligator?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 03:06 PM

Hell if I know. Apparently they lay pears.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:07 PM

WHAT

For reasons

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:33 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:33 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 PM

I’m going to rest for a bit. If you see Cortez, tell him to either wait here till I’m back or go to the ghost below.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:45 PM

Alright

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:47 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:47 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:52 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:52 PM

Hey!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:52 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 03:52 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 03:52 PM

Does anyone here know where one may find a map to Encino?

Hello?

Surely someone here knows!

...Guess we'll wait in the meantime! (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:41 PM

King Harkinian instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:41 PM

(edited)

King Harkinian

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:43 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:43 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Patchy!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Hey Musky me hearty!

Looking fer Encino clues?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Been trying!

The pixelated pirate is still hiding in a bar! Apparently when he first arrived here he got "special access" to it or something!

So we can't really get to him...

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:46 PM

Blazing barnacles!!

Let me scope out the area with me good eye a sec.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:48 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 04:48 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:49 PM

Sheesh!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:49 PM

Steve!

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:49 PM

What be goin' on Patchy?

Musky!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:49 PM

We be searching fer Encino clues but it be so busy here there's not even a good place to start!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:50 PM

And the guy with the map is hiding in a bar we can't access!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:51 PM

you know, this is a market

think anyone might be selling one here?

Maybe that's how the pixel pirate got it

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:51 PM

But do we have anything to pay with?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:52 PM

I have a few items that might be tradable

@Undyne Hey! Are you a shopkeeper here?

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:52 PM

I can trade in me instruction.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:52 PM

Oh that reminds me

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

Block a ball headed towards a man, and he will ask you to block a ball again.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

you had a way of getting the location, is that still possible?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

I got information!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

You do?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

But I sell alcohol.

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

Teach a man to dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge, and he will play dodgeball for the rest of his life.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

We're looking for it!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

Alcohol...

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:53 PM

Well we're looking for specifically Encino information!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:54 PM

Hmm, that would be Laffite's speciality. (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:54 PM

We know that a pirate got info of the city here, and we're looking for that source

oh?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:54 PM

But he'll only discuss it inside my bar!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

You mind if we dragged someone out of that bar? As a theoretical?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Argh!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Your bar? Where be that?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Nowhere for you!

You need to prove yourself to enter.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Well allow me to introduce myself then

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

How would we do that?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:55 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:56 PM

I didn't kill anyone!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:56 PM

Are you looking for a feat of strength? I can offer that easily

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:56 PM

Strength this, strength that. That's all you people go on about!

I'm getting a little tired of being punched!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:57 PM

What about...

Sponegebob knowledge! (edited)

Or cooking?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:57 PM

My own specialty is in swordplay

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 04:58 PM

I dunno what a sponegebob is, but I could go for dinner.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 04:58 PM

Yarrr! I can make ye one of me Patchy patties!!!

I'll need me ingredients though...

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 04:59 PM

I have a pastry from the next town over, if you're lookin for a bite

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Hmmmmm

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Not to be in a rush... but I would rather leave here sooner than later...! (edited)

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:00 PM

How else could we prover ourselves?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

3/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM

(edited)

Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM

ah

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM

He's got the map!

Kill him!!!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

We know that.

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Ngahh hah hah hah!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Killing is a bit excessive!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Maim him!!!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Perhaps... we could do an exchange?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

I would gladly duel him, if he was up for it

But it's too easy for him to run away

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Hey bartender, do ye have spirits in a spherical bottle?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:03 PM

I guess.

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:03 PM

I would like a round of round drinks, I can pay ye back soon, once I find me buried treasure that be

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Is it finally time to use me karate!?!?!

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Or, or,

We be willing to trade Terraria

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Yea that's what I said!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Trade what

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Well what do you want?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:05 PM

I want to go plundering

Pillaging perhaps

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:05 PM

But that isn't your crew objective anymore?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Maybe even a little pirating

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:06 PM

...isn't that what we're doing?

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:06 PM

I'm not giving drinks away for free!!

Why do you want them round anyway?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Who

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Our crew

We're, by the king's orders, going to encino

To capture it

You don't have a vessel anymore, correct? If you want to get back onto the sea, our own crew might be your only way out of here

Why not join us?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:08 PM

Yeah

Not happening

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:08 PM

Your distain of us is that high?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:08 PM

Atleast until I speak to my captain

I mean you’re fine I guess

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:09 PM

You wouldn't need to JOIN our crew

Your allegance to the Trans Rights wouldn't need be distirbed

1

And as long as you do nothing to harm our crew, I as captain, would wecome you gladly

Alternitavely I could kill you right here and just take the map from you, but that would be a poor waste of fine pirating

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:12 PM

Ain’t that a fun ultimatum

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:12 PM

Is that your preference?

I would love the fight!

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:13 PM

I will gladly pay you tuesday for glass dodgeballs filled with flammable liquid today.

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:13 PM

You play dodgeball???

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:13 PM

I don’t believe duels be allowed here

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:13 PM

Ha!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:14 PM

Says who?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:14 PM

There's one going on right this moment!

Between the fish and the shark!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:14 PM

Maybe that was just in the bar

Either way

I don’t plan on fighting you folks or giving you the map till I speak to me cap’n

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:15 PM

Very well then

I will wait

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:15 PM

I won't!

I'd rather leave this place now!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Hm

Perhaps a kidnapping is in order then?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Why can't The Ghost King just let him back on board?

Would've made things easier now that I think about it...

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

are you talking about me

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

I do indeed! Do you?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Yes

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Yeah!!!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Okay, you're in.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

WHAT

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM

Nooo undyne he’s cringe

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 05:18 PM

...well maybe he can get the info we need without having to resort to kidnapping then

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:19 PM

I hope he does...

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:21 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from ???!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:21 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:21 PM

That be a fine establishment you run!

Do ye know if any of yer patrons be magic? I could use a little help, meself.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:22 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:22 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:22 PM

I am back

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Hello many people are here now

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Wow

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:24 PM

Do you know if Maerk minds ending their phase out here?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:24 PM

Uh why?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:24 PM

I would appreciate it!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:24 PM

And what ended up going on while I was away?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:24 PM

It would help me out greatly! (edited)

Not much!

Hmm... if the rest of King's crew wouldn't mind heading back to the ship for a moment... I'd like to say something! (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:28 PM

WOW

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:28 PM

Nothing against you of course!

I plan on coming back!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:28 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:28 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:29 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:31 PM

IF PEOPLE COULD ALSO SAY THE DEFENESTRATE WORD BUT THE NOUN INSTEAD I WOULD LIKE THAT

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Why

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Reasons

Duel reasons

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

SAY THE DEFENESTRATE WORD BUT THE NOUN INSTEAD

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> kingship

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Huh...?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:32 PM

SAY IT

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Lass I have no idea what the word you just said was.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:33 PM

DEFENESTRATE TO THROW SOMETHING OUR A WINDOW

I NEED YOU TO SAY THE NOUN VERSION

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:34 PM

That... that's a verb.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:34 PM

THE ONE I SAID IS A VERB APPARENTLY THE OTHER IS A NOUN

JUST REMOVE THE “E” AND ADD “ION” TO THE END OF IT

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:35 PM

Deafenestratshion?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:35 PM

NO

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jeanstown ---> kingship

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

No no you said it wrong! Its defecation!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

NO ITS NOT (edited)

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

Diffraction?!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:36 PM

ITS DEFENESTRATE BUT YOU REMOVE THE “E” OUT THE END AND REPLACE IT WITH “ION”

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:37 PM

(honestly being very tired makes rping a drunk idiot way easier because i am barely following)

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:37 PM

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:37 PM

(lol nice)

JUST SAY THE WORD

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:38 PM

Defe-

Defenestraitin.

Wait wait no,

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:38 PM

NO

YOURE SAYING IT WRONG

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:38 PM

Remind me whey you need me to say this word exactly right anyway?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:39 PM

Duel reasons

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:39 PM

Aye, fair enough.

Defenestrashion.

Right?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:39 PM

NOOOO

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:39 PM

WHAT

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:39 PM

ITS DEFENESTRATE BUT YOU REMOVE THE “E” OUT THE END AND REPLACE IT WITH “ION”

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:40 PM

Ok hold on I'm goin'ta spell this out in tha' sand.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:40 PM

Dionfionnionstration

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:40 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:40 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

ALL OF YOU ARE IDIOTS

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

demoman spends several minutes trying to write the word out with no success

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

I didn’t go to grammar school

The pirate life chose me

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from ???!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

WELL I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL AND I GAVE YOU EXACT DIRECTIONS

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

@Syne lad we need ye back on the ship a second (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

SAY DEFENESTRATE BUT THE NOUN

REAL QUICK

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Defenestrate but the noun

Real quick

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAA

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> kingship

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

WHAT THE HECK

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

jeanstown ---> kingship

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Well this was fun

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Can I just go fetch Cortez he would probably know how to do this.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

YES

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

(edited)

Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Okey.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:48 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:48 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:48 PM

Koeia you still here?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:48 PM

Hi

Yeah

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:48 PM

You know where The Ghost King be heading?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:49 PM

Not right now but people are getting Cortez

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:49 PM

Darn! Well make sure to tell us!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:49 PM

I will

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:49 PM

If possible, it'd be nice to have Maerk's crew coming the same way!

Safety in numbers! Y'know? (edited)

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:49 PM

Yeah

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Well I was hoping the ghost king would be following that whale

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

We are

But we don’t know the exact location

Miss Bec Trede BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Hm

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Hola!

I'll head back to my ship for the moment!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:51 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:51 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:54 PM

What's the situaaation?

I'm sorry, I'm a busy man.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:54 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:54 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:54 PM

Oh, I see you've returned, Captain of the Ghost King!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:55 PM

You!

Are you the one with the info?

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Ah, well that depends.

I have many informations.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

@Steve the Pirate

Steve the Pirate appeared from ???!

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Encino information!

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Oh, right, Encino.

Yes, well I believe there's no reason to hide it anymore.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:57 PM

What? I thought you only told bar people?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 05:57 PM

Hello again, Patron Laffite. McAfee escaped on a whale. We are in pursuit.

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:57 PM

I gave the map away a pretty long while ago, by now.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:57 PM

Ah. But you must surely know what was on it!

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:58 PM

Well, firstly, I've got to say that that's quite an unorthodox flag you've got there.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 05:58 PM

Oh? Ours?

Steve designed it!

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:58 PM

I've seen strange jolly rogers but... Nevermind, that's not the strangest I've seen yet.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Oh Cortez, what is the plan for things?

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Ah, well.... There's quite an issue there.

The map to Encino is instrumental to finding it.

It's not only a map - It has secret instructions on it.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:00 PM

Ugh! But the guy who has it is locked up in the bar!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:01 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:01 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:01 PM

I think I'll be movin' the ship to F6 so we can stay docked in Jeanstown as we move further to the east. This'll be a turn of preparin'.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:01 PM

ARE WE GOING TO DESTROY THE WEAPON?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:01 PM

...

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 06:02 PM

... A whale?

And what about the city itself?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:03 PM

I don't know if there's a specific method we need to do that. Again, it's incredibly sturdy.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:03 PM

AAA

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Damaged. A hole blown in the side of the government building.

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Ugh.

I doubt this'll stop them from rebuilding, but I guess that's already a start...

What a hassle. Seriously, a whale?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Also, do you really think it’s a good idea to just leave the star. He’s guaranteed to die then.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Koeia. It's fine.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:05 PM

The whale, purportedly named Humphrey, alleges that it is invincible and that it can inflict incredible damage in the blink of an eye.

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 06:05 PM

This bar is only nominally under my jurisdiction. I have a fairly laisser-faire approach when it comes to business ; You should find some kind of compromise with the barman if you truly wish to enter.

But be aware that duels are not allowed on this island.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:05 PM

But there's one going right now!

A funny word duel!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:05 PM

OH SAY DEFENESTRATE BUT THE NOUN

Edwin VanCleef BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

I hate to interrupt, but Cap’n, have ye seen Futo around? She told me she wanted a skateboard built and that ye have the materials.

(Have to leave soon for the rest of the phase and I’m trying to plan out my action)

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

I don't think she was at the bar, was she? She'd probably be aboard the ship, by my guess.

Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

(Is patchy here, I can't get the member list to load for this area)

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

(no)

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:06 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

Edwin VanCleef BOT 15-Feb-22 06:07 PM

She wasn’t on the deck of the ship. I may have missed her below deck though.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:07 PM

She might be there

Also could you answer this Cortez

As well as this along with everybody else here

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Multiple crew members expressed that it was their will.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:08 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:09 PM

I don’t feel like it’s a good idea

And you never asked me

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Why do ye feel that way?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:09 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:09 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

THE STAR IS GUARANTEED TO DIE IF HES GOT A WHOLE CREW ON HIM OUT TO KILL HIM

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

It's not a whole crew...

It's like 4 people at this point

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Most of the crew.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Since when do ye care for Muskular's fate?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

I…

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Because she wants to be the one that kills me?

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:10 PM

I JUST WANT TO BE THE ONE TO KILL HIM AND I CANT DO THAT IF HES ALREADY DEAD

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Yeah

What a strong friendship!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

poisson ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM

It is my concern that this is a distraction from our true purpose: your revenge.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM

I. NO

I WILL GET MY REVENGE

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Just as we did not help Barbaros because it had little to do with our mission, it seems frivolous to have Muskular aboard.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:13 PM

I don't have to be aboard yknow

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Rrrrgh! This talk is why I holed up in the bar! It wasn't an easy decision, and not even one I personally made, you know! I am trying to act in the best interest of our crew, and our objective!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:15 PM

WELL IM PART OF THE OBJECTIVE AND THE CREW AND I WANT HIM ON BOARD

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:15 PM

WHA

NO?

The Ghost King is still going to be by here, right?

I can just get on my boat

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Well, when we head out later.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM

and also continue being by here!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Steve the Pirate instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate

jeanstown ---> poisson

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:17 PM

He should at least be able to follow us

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Yer a bad liar Koeia.

If ye wanted to kill em then you'd do it now.

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:19 PM

WHAT

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Putting that aside.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Eh, she's decent at lying.

Bit off a piece of me!

She told me she was gonna destroy a lifeboat!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:19 PM

WELL I UH HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TAKE CARE OF AND YEAH I DID EAT A BIT OF HIM

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:20 PM

I will say Koeia is easier to see through on certain aspects!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:20 PM

NO

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:21 PM

Muskular, yer whole argument here is that if we don't protect ya yer going ta' die.

But yer also trying to pretend ye don't carry a whole heap of risk over your shoulders.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:22 PM

I was being a bit over the top in the moment...

I think I'll be fine!

And I never claimed I don't carry risk!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:23 PM

@Noah

Noah appeared from ???!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:23 PM

(edited)

Noah

poisson ---> jeanstown

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Then why do you keep pushin' this?!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Doesn't sound like I'm the one pushing this right now

I don't want on your boat! Aren't we on the same page there?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:24 PM

It sounds like we can agree for the moment, then.

So, really, let's just... stop.

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:24 PM

...Fine.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:24 PM

I would love to!

Koeia BOT 15-Feb-22 06:25 PM

I’m going back to the ship. I’ll get the shark for you

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Alright

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:25 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Where are we sailin' for anyway captain?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Sailin' further east, but staying docked in Jeanstown is my current idea.

F6, probably.

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Aye, good plan.

Anything that needs be done?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:27 PM

If Bones would get up, ye should see about gettin' that firearm I thought you might like.

Nothing strictly in need of doing, per se...

The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Fair enough, I'll get back to tha' ship then.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:29 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Noah instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:35 PM

(edited)

Noah

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:35 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:35 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:36 PM

So, Patron Laffite, we hear that McAfee is headed to Atlantis. If it is indeed the mythical city beneath the waves of legend... I may need help preparin' the ship for such a venture.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:37 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:37 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

kingship ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:38 PM

The frenchman was here!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 06:38 PM

ANOTHER missin city?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:38 PM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from ???!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:38 PM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 06:38 PM

AH!

Ahoy!!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:39 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:39 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:39 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Hi

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Hello!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:40 PM

@Jean Laffite A question, good sir. Is the map you sold to the pirate the only one of it's kind? We are also searching for the city.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:41 PM

I think he implied it was the only one..!

So we might have to bet on Steve successfully pushing The Pirate out of the bar!

After all.. only duels are apparently not allowed on this island!

This would be more like... an assault!

Jean Laffite BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Yes, as far as I know, it was the only one.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Hmm, alright, thank you

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:44 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip.

deck

VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:44 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 06:45 PM

@Muskular You wanted me to be here?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Yep!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 06:46 PM

We won't be leavin' town unless some mutineer tries to overrule me on that, Maerk, so no worries on that front.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:46 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

...are we still executing our plan that we came up with on our ship?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Sure... I guess!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Is steve still inside the bar?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Not much else we can do!

I believe so!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Well, we will need someone to move the ship

I will do so

Best of luck with the plan

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:49 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Thanks...!

...

Maerk BOT 15-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Hey what is going on?

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Not sure!

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:59 PM

Maerk focuses inwards.

He then tries to go over to protect Muskular, but trips and falls.

Bec is so angry, she pops the balloon she's holding!

What did that balloon do to you! (edited)

Patchy goes inside the bar!

I try to go suplex Muskular, but I also trip and fall.

What's happening?

Actually, Patchy tries to go inside the bar but the door is locked.

He then shouts at me that he also plays dodgeball!

I sigh, and give him the pass.

He goes inside!

After a while, he opens the door back up and steps...

BOOOOM!

WOOOOOOSH!

Pirate terraria flies out of the bar, with a cannonball pushing him at breakneck speeds!

He falls on the ground.

Patchy almost go hit too, he was luckily holding the door open for terraria.

Muskular uses its chance to steal the map to Encino from Terraria!

Muskular also seems to choose a new station for himself...

Muskular also announces a new duel!

Duel between Patchy and Maerk: Tell a funny joke to Jean Laffite. Funniest joke according to Jean Laffite wins. You have one phase. The loser receives a punishment, which is a scathing remark about them by me.

A duel has been declared!

Whichever of @Patchy the Pirate and @Maerk can tell the most knee-slapping limerick to Laffite gets to avoid the emotional damage of Muskular's personal criticism!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:18 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Undyne stayed here.

Miss Bec Trede moved to ghostdeck

Patchy the Pirate stayed here.

Maerk stayed here.

Muskular stayed here.

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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:18 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 7----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

@Muskular @Maerk @Patchy the Pirate @Undyne @Jean Laffite

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@The Dodo

Darien appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Darien

3/3 HP

sand

VISIBLE They are covered in sand.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:22 PM

(edited)

Darien

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:22 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:23 PM

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

labcoat

VISIBLE A lab coat! How very scientific.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kickmesign

VISIBLE A sign with the words "KICK ME" written on it in red paint.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

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Entrapta

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Hiya there!

There's some new peeps here, huh.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Seems so!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:24 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:25 PM

And Maerk is here too!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:25 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:25 PM

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Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

So he is!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

A new ship!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from ???!

Pirate

1.5/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

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Pirate

poisson ---> jeanstown

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

Dodo, we should get Cap'n Quagsire out here.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

Hello there!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

@Barbaros

Barbaros appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Barbaros

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

(edited)

Barbaros

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM

Seems like there's quite a lot of people gathering in this town.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Aye!

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Hello!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Oh god, this seems like a bit of a hot spot

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

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Molly

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

WHO SHOT ME WITH A CANNONBALL

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Who are all you folks?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Cannonball?

We certianly didn't

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

Well then

That sure is a lot of crews

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:27 PM

A cannonball? We don't even have any cannons on deck?

What?

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Yeah they don't have cannonballs

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Elaborate.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Molly!

Hello

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

I be just standin in the bar

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Hi!

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

You know each other?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

then boom

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Oh you left Humphrey's Dream too?

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

A cannonball? Couldn't be me, haha

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Before you did

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

THAT MAKES ME THINK IT WAS YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

We donn't got any cannons.

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

It wasn't

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Captain Dodo, we only have the grapple aboard our ship.

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Yeah

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Trust me, if we were going to be taking down someone's ship, you'd know by now.

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Speaking of that I made the snorkel do you think that's good enough for proving myself

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:29 PM

And we have no intentions of that by the way.

What do you think, Dodo?

Regardless, it sounds like this situation with the Humphrey's Dream is as bad as the Disco Monkey Tempest.

I count it lucky that the Kye's stuck together as long as it has, haha!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Hey!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:31 PM

God, is there any crew besides us that isn't having issues

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Don't be talkin' trash bout' the Tempest!

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:31 PM

....Wait, who's flag is this?

The, uh, sticks and triangles and stuff.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:31 PM

You only have 4 members on board, pirate!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I have absolutely no idea

Never seen it before

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I believe that's the renegade Tempest crew.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:32 PM

It's a fifth, new crew?

Oh!

That makes sense.

There's a star fella with a funny hat over there, is that the guy we heard about?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Hell, 3 if what I heard about that Murasa character going off on one of the lifeboats to hunt down these renegades is correct...

Yeah, that's Muskular.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Gotcha!

I guess we can ask him a few questions.

When he's uh, not sleepin'.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Ugh.

I haven't even seen my crew since phase 3...

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:35 PM

What happened?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:35 PM

well ive seen the traitors but they dont count

I got off to get information and now i be stranded

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Ah.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:35 PM

They just left without you? Gods

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:35 PM

We saw them. Evidently, they're... on a bit of a murderous rampage - searching for the traitors. We lead them to Johnstown, but... as you can see, the renegades weren't there.

From what I know, they're on the lookout for you and want to get you back on the boat.

It was a legitimate misunderstanding.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:36 PM

I know, I don't blame em' for leavin me

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:36 PM

So you can at least take comfort in that.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:36 PM

But it seems a lot has changed since they did.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:37 PM

A lot certainly has changed.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:37 PM

It has?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Well, we have a prospective new crew member; and we've changed our crew's general objective. Plus you're the first mate now, since Ceres left. That's a lot that's changed after Phase 3.

Not to mention this whole thing with Barbaros!

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:39 PM

They're at Johnstown now?

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Oh, I guess that's a lot...

I haven't really been uh, keepin' track!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:40 PM

I believe they've set sail for... somewhere else? Clearly not Jeanstown. Might've taken a beeline back to the island. I know they wanted to look at the stone bench there.

The upper-right island, to be clear.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:41 PM

That's me!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:41 PM

The one that doesn't have a name.

I guess you could call it Barbaros Island, because Barbaros was there.

It was certainly the sole defining feature, apart from the bench.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:43 PM

I see...

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Well, aye, there's some other stuff in the jungle. But you'd need to know what you're doing to do anything there, I'd reckon.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:43 PM

I sent em' as message last phase tellin' em I was here and to come get me

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:43 PM

Mm.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:44 PM

They better not mess with the bench too much.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:44 PM

Unfortunately, we didn't have any clue. Needless to say, we left. Ianis has some business with that bench later, but...

Adventure calls, first.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:45 PM

They're going to look at a bench without me?!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Presumably!

The alternative is that they're going to rob an underwater temple guarded by a giant monster understaffed!

Which is a terrible idea!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Oh

Oh no

That reminds me

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Understaffed?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

ight now ur just making stuff up

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

I received some information about the sea monster we're going to fight

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

There's like 3 or 4 people on that ship.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Do they have a death wish?!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

You'd think I was, but I'm not!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

One, is that it is a kracken. A very scary, formitable beast

And the second is that it's already locked in battle with someone.

You may be right, Barbaros.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Captain Quagsire swam from here to Barbaros Island and he saw the temple on tile F6.

It's already locked in battle...?

Well.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:47 PM

That's the wording I got, anyways

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:47 PM

...there's only two crews it could be then, right?

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:47 PM

I suppose, yes

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:47 PM

The Disco Monkey Tempest, or the Humphrey's Dream.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but those are the two crews who are missing considerable amounts of crewmates

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:48 PM

That's what it sounds like to me.

I hope they don't ally.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:49 PM

We might want to hurry to that temple, then.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:49 PM

It's the next stop.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:49 PM

I'm nowhere near confident that they can take that creature alone

Oh

That's good

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Neither am I!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:50 PM

They better not do it without me!

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Die, you mean?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:50 PM

I guess!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Hm

Pirate, have you secured a ride there yet?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:51 PM

nope

I be stranded

All sad and alone

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Looks at Entrapta, Ianis and Dodo We can't just leave him here, right?

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

...I...

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Well if you're going to leave

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

[oh my fucking god you're literally making puppy dog eyes at me]

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

then I will need to step in

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:53 PM

I guess?

Captain Quagsire should know, though.

Wait, what?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Terraria, if you don't hand over the map, I will have no choice but to kill you

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

What do you mean?

...Ah.

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

yeah that’s another issue

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Whoa whoa whoa

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Whoa.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

No killings going to be happening around here

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

I don't want to kill you either

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

'Scuse me?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

But we've failed to come to a disagreement

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Huh?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

An agreement, you mean.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

...right

My strength is with the blade, not with words

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Hm. Crew, I'll be right back, I gotta grab the captain.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Alright

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:55 PM

You see, the pixel pirate is in position of a unique map with instructions to a place that we need to go

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM

You can’t spell swords without words!

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM

What sort of place are you talking about?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM

What a fantastic observation!

Encino

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

labcoat

VISIBLE A lab coat! How very scientific.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kickmesign

VISIBLE A sign with the words "KICK ME" written on it in red paint.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:56 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Patchy the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 09:57 PM

AHOY!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:57 PM

OK, yeah, he just pogged at me and said "Will enter in minute"

Think he's deep in thought about something, not sure what.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

He what at you?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Pogged! It's like... uh... you see the flag of our ship?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Yeah

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

And the face it's making? That's a pog.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

...so a pog is a fish with wings?

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 09:58 PM

I think so?

It's a bit vauge

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

No, no, no. The fish is our captain...! Without the wings, though.

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Not quite. It's more like... an expression of excitement!

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

I think it's the expression.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Your captain is a pog?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

The Pog is the expression it is making.

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Like, ya know - when your jaw drops when you see somethin' crazy!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Exactly!

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 09:59 PM

That's a pog! Mostly, I think!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Captain Quagsire was the one who introduced the concept to the rest of us.

He seems very fond of doing it.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 10:00 PM

A strange term

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 10:00 PM

I think the term is very poggers, myself!

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Anyways, uh, could we go back on how this fella wants to kill someone?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:01 PM

Ah, right. Greetings! Sorry for ignoring you.

Yeah, uh.

Right. The death.

So - I want the captain to get down here because he's an extremely good negotiator.

And if he's not able to diffuse the situation, then... I am contemplating getting involved myself.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:02 PM

I have a labcoat cannon!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Ianis, I appreciate the help, but those labcoats won't work against a sharp object like that sword he's carrying. Maybe... if you fired just right... but it's more likely he'll slash them in half. Or rip them.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 10:04 PM

I can hold him down.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Hey, let's not resort to violence.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Shouldn't be too hard, looks like a scrawly fellow

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

I can hold stuff too!

I've got arms!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

OK, then mister - I never actually got your name - why do you want this map?

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Oh, he's said it before, right after you left.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

It's our crew objective to go there

A mission of the King who gave us our ship

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Ah. Hm. That does make this tricky, eh?

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Pirate, why do you want the map?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:05 PM

And I'm guessing the Pirate refuses to hand it over, because...?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Because the rest of our crew are the traitors the Trans rights are wanting to kill

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:06 PM

Ah, I see.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:06 PM

(one hell of a sentence)

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:07 PM

Well, crew.

It appears we've come to an impasse.

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:08 PM

I do wanna say that the Disco crew want to uh...

Plunder.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:08 PM

I don't think this is going to be able to be solved by words, personally. The reason is deep-rooted, and something that's not related to our crew.

Well.

That's the question, isn't it?

Hey, wait.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 10:09 PM

You think we should just. Let em at it?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Actually - I have a better question.

Do you have any idea of what that map might lead to?

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Yes

Encino

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Hm.

Orla BOT 15-Feb-22 10:10 PM

What the hell is Encino

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 10:11 PM

A city?

I actually have no idea

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:12 PM

@Pirate Terraria, would you be willing to part with the map for some alcohol?

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 10:13 PM

We've got a lot of alcohol!

It was my idea.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:14 PM

If you aren't, then I am personally out of ideas on how to resolve this event peacefully.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 10:49 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 10:49 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Whoa, the KYE is here!?

Ay ay ay, it is like the second phase all over again, two ships to juggle...

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Greetings, captain Cortez! Think this is the first time we've met in person.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Pleasure to meet ye face-to-face at last, aye, Entrapta.

We're currently grappling with two, arguably three, sea monsters off the east coast, as well as Humphrey's Dream, so ye'll need to forgive me if I'm called elsewhere.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Oh! What's happening with all that?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Wait, there's more than one?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Oh, Barbaros, mi amigo!

Did they put you together?

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well, I was invited to tag along with this crew to help look for my pieces!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM

If only I'd thought to do that... I assumed you were stuck!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Indeed!

Ah, misunderstandings.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well, what's done is done! I'm here now, anyways.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well, in any case, it is good to see ye again.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Anyways, we suspect one of my pieces may be where everyone's headed right now! Though...I also sense there may be another nearby, as well.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:55 PM

(let me read through what's been said hang on)

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Aha! So after we go looking in that temple... we should most likely stick around the area.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Okay, so it's the Humphrey's Dream fightin' the Kraken.

As for the other sea monster I was referring to... Ye were in Johnstown at one point, right? Did ye ever meet John McAfee?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 10:59 PM

We were just there last phase. We did not meet John McAfee.

Was practically deserted with the exceptions of the crew of the Disco Monkey Tempest, whom we had came with - and Molly here.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Ah, that'd be after we visited, and after he made a run for it, on the back of a giant whale named Humphrey.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:00 PM

So, presumably, he's on this Humphrey somewhere out on the ocean.

Unless somebody's gotten to him.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Yes, we're able to see him from our ship.

We've developed a plan to deal with McAfee, but Humphrey's Dream seems to be dismissing our offers to help with the Kraken.

Afraid we'll steal their kill or some such.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:02 PM

That's... worrying.

The different crews are certainly something, hm?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:02 PM

The Dream only seems to have three members left...

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:03 PM

I'd imagine one would be their captain... Karl, was it?

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 11:03 PM

No wonder they've only got three left, they suck

Except Bec, if she's still there, she's nice

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:04 PM

Bec's aboard The Ghost King, actually.

I picked her up here last round.

Be ye Molly?

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 11:05 PM

Yes!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:06 PM

Wild to me that the Humphrey you named the ship after now stands in our way. It purports to be invincible, and able to bite off heads in the blink of an eye...

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 11:07 PM

I have no idea how the antivirus guy summoned them

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:08 PM

He seems to have developed some sort of connection to sealife from his whaling hobby, that's the only guess I have.

Ah, yes, and for the benefit of those who have not met me, I am captain Cortez, of The Ghost King. He bows, with a flourish of his four arms.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:10 PM

What a powerful man... he has to be stopped.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:11 PM

We'll do our best. Oh, may I ask what ye be seekin' now?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Well, at this point; we're just looking for an adventure.

If you're asking about our crew objective, that is.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Look eastward, then, amiga; that'd be my recommendation.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:13 PM

If you're asking what our current general goal is? Heading towards that temple. Need to fix up Barbaros' body.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 11:13 PM

He?

Do you mean my former captain, Karl?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:14 PM

No, no. John McAfee.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Nay, she means McAfee.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Ah

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:14 PM

He has summoned a giant whale - the namesake of the Humphrey's Dream.

In other words, a whale named Humphrey.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:14 PM

But your former captain seems to be grapplin' with a Kraken currently.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 11:15 PM

I'm kind of jealous, that sounds fun (edited)

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:16 PM

From what Cortez says, Humphrey is near invulnerable and can bite off heads in the blink of an eye. So, now, this McAfee guy is sailing the seas on Humphrey - and if he's up to his old tricks; he's probably going to attempt slavery.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:16 PM

One of the "monsters" he caged in ages past has her heart set on doin' him in.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Mhm.

Ah, well.

That's where the issue lies - assuming your captain is still on the ship and there hasn't been some kind of a mutiny... then your captain and 2 others remain on the ship.

I remember there being talk about a spider woman? Maybe that's one of them.

Inigo Montoya BOT 15-Feb-22 11:18 PM

That would be serket

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Apparently, Molly was thrown out for going to the lower deck whilst Karl and Serket were talking.

As you know, the lower deck is where Molly's lab is.

So it's not necessarily unreasonable that she would have wanted to go there. (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 11:20 PM

nah

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Hm. Looks like we have a problem, then.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:20 PM

The dramatic Dream, the vengeful Tempest, the greenhorn Stars, and the peaceful Kye... I wonder what the impression the Ghost's given.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:21 PM

If you want my opinion?

Stern and reasonable. You seem like veterans of these seas.

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Yes, you all seem like true pirates through and through!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Nearly a millenium as a pirate'd do that, I figure. Yohohohohoho!

Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 11:22 PM

From personal experience I’d say ye be hospitable

But perhaps I be just an exception

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:23 PM

We have picked up a fair share of sailors from other ships, though I'd feel like a hypocrite to call meself that after kickin' you and the star off.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Hello I’m awake now!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Is anyone at the bar, I wonder...? I'll be back shortly.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Greetings!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Hello! I’m Muskular!

Who might you be?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

I'm Entrapta - nice to meet you!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

You too!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Nay, no one in there currently.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:28 PM

It appears that we might have a bit of a fight going on, by the way, Muskular. Inigo and Pirate may about to be having a duel to the death.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:28 PM

What?!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:28 PM

I don't think we can stop them!

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Why not?

What did I miss?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:29 PM

The local officials don't allow dueling. They may have something to say about this, for the record.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Inigo wants a map from Pirate under threat of death, for his crew objective.

Pirate is refusing to give it to Inigo. There is a reason for this! It's because... well...

Pirate is from the main Disco Monkey Tempest crew.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:30 PM

His crew objective is to kill me, Patchy, and Steve?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Muskular is well aware of The Pirate.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Yes I am indeed well aware!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:30 PM

And so, he's refusing to give it to anyone he considers a "traitor". Although, at this point - I'd honestly just call all of you renegades.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Well I still don’t think we deserve to die!

We just…. left them!

Didn’t actively hurt them on the way out or anything…

It was a very peaceful departure is what I’m getting at!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Wait a second. Every single ship I've met, barrin' the Stars, who only recently came to be, have changed their objective!

Except The Ghost King!

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:33 PM

We only changed our objective because we figured with all this fighting, no one was going to want to buy anything!

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:33 PM

Probably doesn't matter at all, but I'm notin' it down.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:33 PM

A valid concern

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:33 PM

What's the point in being a merchant airship with no one to sell to?

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:34 PM

What were ye sellin' anyway?

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Anything! We have a store of alcohol in the lower decks, so that would've taken priority - but I've picked up a ton of stuff I could trade off.

For example, this piece of driftwood. Entrapta waves around a piece of driftwood in her hands.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Maybe the Ghost'd've traded with ye in better times, and I'm not rulin' out doing so with ye now, to be fair.

As for our objective, it is at hand. After that, she'll set off on her own, from the sound of it, and then I'll likely look to solvin' my crew's personal objectives.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:39 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Our crew objective and personal objectives at this point are one and the same.

We need valuables, sunken treasure, the scientific discovery of a lifetime, and a memorable experience.

How better else to get that then an adventure at seas?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:40 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:40 PM

I see.

Well... Ye see, on one of those counts... Apparently McAfee's a time traveler.

Comes from a time long after this one.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Interesting...

Time travel up to this point has only been entirely theoretical to me!

It's... hmm... well. The opportunity to interact with someone from a time far beyond our current one is something that I'm looking forward to, certainly.

I'm curious if this isn't altering the timestream in some way or form, though...

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:46 PM

I'm unsure how much he knows about it, himself. It might've been a fluke on an astronomical scale.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Maybe.

Molly BOT 15-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Your former crew objective was even selling things too??

Jeez

I REALLY fucked up during the table picking

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Hmm... I wonder if I should grant some of ye guest passes. There's so much happenin' aboard the Ghost, it seems a shame to have ye be left out. Yet, it might add to the chaos...

Anyways, I hope my harboring of Maerk, Ceres, and briefly captain Quagsire proves my good intentions regardin' the Kye. I bear none of ye any ill will.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:53 PM

No worries - we consider the Ghost King an ally on these waters.

A friend, even.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:54 PM

Likewise.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:56 PM

We can come on your ship whenever we want, captain. Issue's getting back off it.

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:57 PM

(Guest passes are something the gms were messing with where I could grant someone moveinstant perms to my ship and back)

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:57 PM

[oh i see]

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:58 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:58 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:58 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:58 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 11:59 PM

I suppose I've been off me ship for a while... Let me check in on things. Hasta luego, Kye, Stars, and friends.

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 11:59 PM

See you, Cortez.

Muskular BOT 15-Feb-22 11:59 PM

Wha?

That implies we aren't friends!

How sad...

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:00 AM

That's not what I meant...

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:00 AM

Oh..!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:00 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:00 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:01 AM

So uh...

got any hobbies?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:01 AM

I'm an inventor!

Apart from that, I suppose I like collating data but... that's something that just comes naturally.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:02 AM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:02 AM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:02 AM

Ooh! Sounds like... a quite relaxing hobby!

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:02 AM

Oh hey there

Hello people

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:03 AM

Hello horse!

Could you remind me of your name? (edited)

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Ceres

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Ceres!

Name's Muskular in case I didn't get a chance to introduce myself earlier!

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Good to know, star (edited)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Ah, hi, horsie.

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:07 AM

How is it going on the metal monstrosity?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Not bad, not bad at all. Mostly have been drifting, haven't really got into much action - you made the right move to leap off when you did.

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:16 AM

We’re currently in the process of killing John McAfee

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:16 AM

We encountered the Disco Monkey Tempest crew awhile back - that was fun, albeit short. This is probably the most action we've had in a good while.

Nice, nice.

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:17 AM

Also Humphrey’s Dream is busy killing a uh

A kraken

Witha crew of three

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 12:17 AM

where was their crew when you saw them?

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:18 AM

Humphrey’s?

Two were with us (edited)

Two aboard their own ship

One in the tentacles of a kraken

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 12:18 AM

no the other ship

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 12:19 AM

Tempest?

No clue haven’t actually encountered it yet

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:20 AM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:20 AM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:22 AM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:22 AM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:27 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:27 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:28 AM

I'm back. McAfee refused to tell me about the time travel, but he implied it was intentional and he's threatenin' to do it again.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:32 AM

Ah. Well. Now, that's got me wondering if that's how he got the whale here...

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:32 AM

He whistled.

I was there. We nearly had him drowned, but he managed to call for it first, and it arrived in the nick of time...

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Goddamn.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:34 AM

He also had a seemingly enchanted harpoon I yoinked from his office. If I break it, she'll be free... Or so she says.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:34 AM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:34 AM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 12:35 AM

@Jean Laffite! When you're avaliable, I'd like to request an audience with you

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:35 AM

This McAfee guy... he's not undefeatable, but he has a bunch of aces in the hole, doesn't he?

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 12:35 AM

I have a few questions

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:35 AM

@Twig

Twig appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Twig

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:35 AM

(edited)

Twig

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Aye. Tis quite annoyin', like the gods above have granted him some sort of unbreakable armor, as if he's necessary to the story ahead, like some sort of 'story importance barrier', if ye will.

And hello, Twig. Have ye met the Kye before?

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:38 AM

Nah, never had the chance!!

Woah is Molly with the Kye too?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Kye, this is a surgeon from Humphrey's Dream that I've been lookin' after. Twig, the Kye's an ally of The Ghost King. (edited)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Woah!

Hello.

To me, it sounds like people from the Humphrey's Dream have ended up all over, then...

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:40 AM

This is Entrapta, the Kye's mechanic.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Yeah - hi! I'm Entrapta, haha.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:41 AM

YEA, the remnants of the Dream are now part of... what, four different crews?

both from deserters and the deserted

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Oh, right, I meant to ask, who be the Kye's first mate now?

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Oooh, a mechanic....

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Hello!

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

They've all spread to The Kye, The Stars and the Skull King, yeah.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Looks like we both fix different sorts of things, hehe

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Not officially, yet

But hopefully soon!

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Except for presumably Karl, Serket, and one other.

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Miss Bec Trede would be the other, I think

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Ianis is filling the role now!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Yea, we saw the three remainders out on the sea on the eastern coast. They're uh... fighting a Kraken right now

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Nay, Bec's with the Ghost.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Nope!! Bec's with the Ghost too

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Oh she is?

I have no idea who the other is then

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Scarlett's the only other one still with the Dream

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

OH

Not gonna lie

I forgot scarlett was even on the crew

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Now that's kinda rude.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Yea I kinda did too she mostly just mentioned being a backstabber and then disappeared

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:43 AM

She's currently grappling with her stepfather, so she's a bit preoccupied.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:44 AM

Oh yea McAfee is the stepfather she was lookin for Molly

there's been lots of drama

and McAfee can time travel that should probably be noted

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:44 AM

I barely spoke to her, fufufu, of course I'll forget someone if I only say like one thing to them

oh

now i feel kinda bad for her

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:44 AM

and is riding a whale named Humphrey who is allegedly invincible

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:45 AM

Well, we have a crew member like that on our ship too, Molly. It's understandable, at least.

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:45 AM

Imagine spending so much time trying to find your stepfather only for it to be

John McAfee himself

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:45 AM

yea that's kinda messed up

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:45 AM

Yeah. What a tragedy.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:46 AM

( @King Harkinian would you be able to grant Miss Bec Trede a guest pass?)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:46 AM

I wonder if it's the same Humphrey I know

A guest pass?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:46 AM

It shares your... artstyle?

^

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:47 AM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 12:47 AM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:47 AM

I had hoped you might know a thing or two about them Molly

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:47 AM

Ahoy, captain!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:47 AM

considering I imagine the number of omnipotent whales named Humphrey is a limited pool

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

(I'm not reading up y'all can suck a fat one)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Could I have a guest pass?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

What's up

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Maybe I can talk to Humphrey

No idea if he'll listen

Seeing as I don't have any clams with me to feed him

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

for whatever reason Humphrey's sworn to protect John McAfee

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

(sure, done)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

Well, there's a lot of things that are up, Cap'n.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:48 AM

(nice)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

John McAfee must have a ton of clams...

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Should I start in order of priority?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Yeah like my patience

Give it to me quick before I pass out outta boredom

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

I wonder if we can pilfer his clam cache.......

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Oh, hey, Captain!

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

OK, so.

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Could I join your crew officially this phase?

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:49 AM

if WE feed Humphrey clams maybe they'll just eat John McAfee that would be nice

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:50 AM

I made a snorkel for anyone who might need it

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:50 AM

Inigo is threatening to kill Pirate. Pirate Terraria, for clarity. This is because Pirate won't give Inigo the map he needs for his crew objective.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:50 AM

Ask Dodo

Was his thing

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:50 AM

@The Dodo I made a snorkel do you think I've proved myself now

Being able to hop on and off the airship would be nice

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:50 AM

This is because Pirate is part of the Disco Monkey Tempest crew, and Inigo is with the renegades - the Stars.

Inigo used to be with the Humphrey's Dream - but evidently there are only 3 people left on that crew too.

Everybody else from that crew has scattered to various other crews, like the Kye, the Stars, or the Ghost King.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:51 AM

And sure, Molly, I'd grant ye a pass, though I'm not sure if Humphrey is very aware of what's going on right now. (Also if anyone else wants a pass we should probably get that out of the way before I ping the GMs again)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Currently, the remaining crew of the Humphrey's Dream is fighting the kraken guarding the underwater temple we're heading towards.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Shame

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Yeah the Dream abandoned two crewmates at port and two others deserted, they've got a skeleton crew now... ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃ ᵈᶦᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ˢᵏᵉˡᵉᵗᵒⁿ ᶜʳᵉʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏʳᵃᵏᵉⁿ

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Was hoping we'd get rid of it with less violent means

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Additionally, it appears that the crew of the Ghost King have found John McAfee and he is threatening to use time travel.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Your honor

Relevance

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:53 AM

you guys headin to the ruins in the east too??

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:53 AM

I mean, it's going to be difficult for us to get the bones if it all gets butterfly effect'd away, right?

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:53 AM

Pretty sure Karl and Serket have still got the map to it, unless Molly managed to snatch it before ditching em

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:53 AM

Plus - uh. We're kind of in the radius of it happening. Captain.

With all due respect.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:53 AM

Of what happening

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:54 AM

John McAfee is literally riding an invulnerable whale that can kill people in a single blow and he is threatening to use time travel. From what we know, these are not false claims.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:54 AM

He's mostly threatening time travel as an escape, methinks. Naught beyond that, to my knowledge. (edited)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:54 AM

Hm. OK.

Well, I still wanted to keep you up to date regardless, captain.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:55 AM

The whale, though...

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 12:55 AM

yea the whale's a problem

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:55 AM

Oh, and also Cortez was considering giving us guest passes that would allow us to go on and off the Ghost King for this phase. Not sure how you'd feel about that.

I think that's about it.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Fine with me

All these shenanigans putting me in a bad mood

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Again, it's rather crowded over there, so I'd rather keep the passes to those with good reasons for them.

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:57 AM

He's John motherfucking McAfee

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Ah... you wouldn't like the captain when he's in a bad mood.

And indeed he is.

Needless to say, captain - I don't think we have a choice at this point.

If we want the bones, we're going to have to put up with shenanigans.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 12:58 AM

Ye want the kraken bones?

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 12:58 AM

He couldn't even make a good antivirus I doubt he could make a stable form of time travel (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 12:58 AM

So we sacrifice the whole crew for a boat

We have a boat

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 12:58 AM

No, no. We want the remaining body parts of-

Then what do we do, captain?

Just keep sailing along idly? Because if we don't come to the action, the action will come to us.

Would you prefer to keep on sitting on the bench on the island for a while? That's not going to make anybody happy.

...except Ianis.

And even then. It's not time.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:00 AM

I don't know

I just feel like we're just getting involved to be nice

With no regard to our of own people

I like being nice

But I like you guys a heck of a lot more

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Captain.

There's no adventure without risk.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Bein' a captain's been a series of difficult negotiations. It's hard, amigo, and I sympathize, as someone who just got done making a call at the expense of other people for the sake of my crew.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:02 AM

There's acceptable risk and unacceptable risk and this is crawling right up to the line

Trapping sea monster great awesome we can do

Giant death whale

I don't know

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Ye don't need to get involved in that necessarily.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:03 AM

We don't have to get involved with the giant death whale, captain.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:04 AM

I value my alliance with ye more than your aid at this time, if that makes sense.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Explain this whole situation to me again

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Cortez, what tile is your ship in?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Giant death whale that my crew is handling.

F6.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:05 AM

I would assume that McAfee is neighboring you.

Hm.

That... that is a problem.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:05 AM

I think he shares our tile. We can hear him perfectly.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:05 AM

...well.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 01:06 AM

the Dream and the Kraken are in F7, if that means anything

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:06 AM

Aye, worth notin'.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:07 AM

So

Are doing our plan

Like usual or

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:07 AM

F7, huh.

Captain, I see three roads in front of us.

I don't think you'll like any of them.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:08 AM

I had a feeling

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 01:10 AM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 01:10 AM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:13 AM

So what did I miss?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:13 AM

@Quagsire The first is that we head right on towards the battle with John McAfee, knowing the dangers that lie in doing so. On phase 9, we can get to the watery ruins and get the second bone of four. The second is that we take the long road around, missing the battle with McAfee. We would get to the underwater ruins on phase 10, at which time they will have likely have been looted by the crew of the Humphrey's Dream. At that point, we will be forced into an even more uncomfortable decision - keep on going and get the bone back; knowing that we will most likely have to resort to violent measures in order to do so, given how word of the cruelty of the Humphrey's Dream to its own crew has travelled so far... or we resort to the final road anyways. The final road I can see us taking is to abandon our current course of action with Barbaros. Find something else to adventure towards. Wouldn't know what that is. But hey. It's an option, Captain. And I'm behind your back no matter what.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:13 AM

I GUESS I MISSED A LOT

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:14 AM

You caught us in the middle of a difficult decision.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:14 AM

The battle with McAfee will be brief whichever way it goes.

Either he flees or he's dead.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:14 AM

I'll consider all the options

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:14 AM

Perhaps I may assist in decision making?

I am very good at making not bad decisions!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:15 AM

What assistance could you possibly give

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:15 AM

Well what do you need? (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:15 AM

I don't know

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:16 AM

But..

You must have some sort of objective, right?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:17 AM

I need some time to think

That's what I need

I am not pogging at the moment

1

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Second bone of four..? You guys on a fetch quest?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Oh, also, Humphrey is only interested in fighting any aggressors towards McAfee, last I heard. Ye should be safe to pass that way if ye leave him alone and make your intentions clear.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:31 AM

So it's option 1 then

Go for the part ignore the whale

That's not our business

With all due respect

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:31 AM

That'd be my recommendation.

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 AM

I'm planning to go with the Kye crew, but I could try making something to help with Humphrey

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 AM

Hey!

We're also here!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 AM

What of it?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 AM

Acting as if there's only two crews here!

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 AM

Hm, then that might be the best move to make.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:35 AM

A clearing in the mess

Needless to say

1

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:35 AM

Fufufu, I already decided I wanted to join the Kye crew last phase, little star

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

These crews really could use some balancing of numbers...

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

You seem a lot cooler than those two murdery crews here still but the Kye is perfect for me!! (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

We lost a member now we gain one

So we break even

Yes

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

You lost a member?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

Yes

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 AM

Ceres joined the Ghost a while back.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:37 AM

Ah.

The horse

I had forgotten!

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:37 AM

If I try to make something to help deal with Humphrey, do you have any healing items on your ship?

I could make it for free, but I need something in exchange for it to count for my objective, fufufu (edited)

And I could use the healing anyway

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:39 AM

Well, yes and no. Some can be procured in our medbay, but it's not there till it's obtained, if that makes sense.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:39 AM

I can heal someone if they're on my ship! (edited)

But not items... (edited)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:40 AM

Could you get something from the medbay and toss it off the ship down here?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:41 AM

I'll be preoccupied this turn, but I'm sure I can get one of my sailors to make the exchange.

Our medbay's never seen use till now, really... Funny how things've gone relatively peacefully for the Ghost, given that two crews are like that.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:44 AM

Who's like what

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:44 AM

The Dream and Tempest, who are allegedly itching for a fight, from what I've heard.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:45 AM

Ah

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:46 AM

So that means all three “non-violent“ crews are here!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:46 AM

Will ye be able to concoct this and deliver it for use this turn, Molly?

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 01:47 AM

Should be able to!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:48 AM

(ok she's got a good reason for it and no one else has spoken up @King Harkinian could I get a pass for Molly? I already said I'd grant her one in character here)

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(sure)

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:50 AM

(thank)

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 01:50 AM

(done)

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:50 AM

There ye are.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Molly instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 01:51 AM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:53 AM

Now, then. Is there any other matters ye'd like me to address?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:53 AM

~~depends on who you're asking~~

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:54 AM

This is addressed to no one in particular.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:54 AM

None from me

Feeling a lot better

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:54 AM

Glad t'hear it, amigo.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:57 AM

I'm still not really sure what's going on

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 01:58 AM

Not me either but path for Kye lot clearer now

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:58 AM

What is there to be explained? Ghost's fightin' McAfee and his whale, Dream's fightin' a kraken, and Kye is fightin' neither, but maybe the kraken or the Dream later dependin' on how things go, to my knowledge?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:59 AM

How violent are the Dream?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 01:59 AM

Can't say; this is my first contact with them.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:59 AM

I’ve really only heard stories of internal struggles… but not of attacking other crews! (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:00 AM

Hopefully we can get to kraken before them rather not kill creature

Just defending territory

I get it

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:01 AM

Given that the Dream has about 3 members left, bein' aggressive seems a suicidal endeavor, even against the relatively peaceful Kye.

Well, technically, it has more than that, as Twig and Bec never left, but you get what I mean.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:04 AM

We not killers but we also don't lay down and take it

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:04 AM

A promise of retaliation, eh. I'd drink to that!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:05 AM

Self defense

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:06 AM

So.. like how peaceful is the crew?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:06 AM

"Nemo me impune lacessit", as they'd say.

Which, amigo?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:06 AM

The one that didn’t kick me off their ship!

That was also cheeky..

Sorry about that!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:07 AM

I was thinkin' either the Kye or the Dream, so. That doesn't actually narrow it down.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:07 AM

The Dream? Ha!

I’m talking about the Kye!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 AM

We're nice we not killers

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 AM

How nice?

Like

Just theoretically

Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 AM

They're the nicest pirate crew I've ever seen!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 AM

If there was someone who was targeted for death by a group of 4 maybe 5 people would you let them on board?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:09 AM

We tried arguing for your safety

It didn't go very well

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:09 AM

It’s their crew objective!

I’m not really surprised by that…

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 AM

Thought maybe if we let you join that'd be eliminating you

They agreed it was but they didn't think it fun enough

Didn't like that answer

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 AM

Wha?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 AM

Their concern is 'fun'?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 AM

How would letting me join be eliminating me?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:11 AM

You're out of their way

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:11 AM

How were we in their way to begin with?

Does it look like we’re in their way to you?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 AM

Long Story Methinks

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:13 AM

I know most of that long story and I'm still confused!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:13 AM

Anyway can't really say if we'd take you as is

Would have discuss with crew

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:13 AM

“As is“ ?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:14 AM

With you being hunted

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:14 AM

Ah yes that

But you say “as is“ as if there's some simple solution to that..

Like what am I supposed to do?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:17 AM

I'm not saying that at all

Assumption on your part

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:17 AM

Well that’s probably not going to change then (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:17 AM

So I got to discuss with crew

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:18 AM

I honestly doubt The Tempest are gonna suddenly grow a soft spot

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 02:18 AM

You see, there's a chance that if we take you in; the Tempest might just target us anyways.

They'd be foolish to do so, but they could.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:19 AM

Care about my crew a lot so have to determine if acceptable risk or not

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:20 AM

Is this what being poor and homeless feels like

Oh well! I already got rejected once, so I can probably take being rejected a second time! (edited)

No worries no matter what your crew decides on!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:25 AM

Mhm

Understanding good

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:28 AM

My crew decided it was unacceptable risk, to put it simply.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:29 AM

Not here to say anything about your decision

Did not mean offense

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:32 AM

In case it's relevant to anyone... I'm no longer a co-captain of my ship! (edited)

I voted myself off in a 1-0 vote!

As such... I am now simply a humble Sailor!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:36 AM

Alright well

Time to think it over

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:36 AM

Actually wait

You've heard of mutineers, correct?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:36 AM

Huh

Uhhh

Not really

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:36 AM

Oh dang

Ok well all that matters is whether anyone on your crew lost the bid for captain.

As in, did anyone on your crew run for captain but lose?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:37 AM

No

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:37 AM

Phew! You're probably fine then!

You see.. on my former crew, we had a vote for captain! Three people ran... two lost! And the two that lost were given the option to become a mutineer! (edited)

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 AM

I'll go see how Molly and the rest of the ship's been. I probably won't be back for a while.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 AM

Alright! See ya!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 AM

Adiós.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 AM

Can you tell Molly to come to our ship later

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 AM

Sure thing.

Anything else?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:41 AM

(@King Harkinian Molly gets a pass from me this phase)

Nothing else nothing too urgent

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 02:41 AM

Then I'll be off.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:41 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:41 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 02:42 AM

I go to below decks

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:43 AM

Quagsire instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:43 AM

(edited)

Quagsire

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 02:49 AM

(Done)

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:07 AM

(oh my god I missed out on a lot huh)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:07 AM

(Yes)

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:07 AM

(Man, really woulda preferred to do this over taking a STATISTICS EXAM)

(why is objective actually organized so as to optimize the amount of time spent active while I'm offline)

(actually uncanny)

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:14 AM

@Molly

Molly appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

kyeguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off the MS Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:14 AM

(edited)

Molly

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:17 AM

(it appears my guest pass for the kye is not working)

(i cant moveinstant onto it)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:18 AM

(epic gm fail?)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:18 AM

@King Harkinian

Well, since my guest pass seems to be broken anyways, did you hear what I asked you earlier Darien?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:20 AM

Darien?

Who’s that?

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:20 AM

The Dodo

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:20 AM

…

I still don’t know who that is

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:20 AM

Skill issue

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:20 AM

WHAT?

I am very skillful! (edited)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:21 AM

Maybe in some things

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:21 AM

yeah, and... Well, I don't see why I shouldn't let you on!

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:21 AM

But you're definitely not very skillful at knowing who The Dodo is, fufufu

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:21 AM

Welcome aboard, I should say!

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:22 AM

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:22 AM

Very funny… (edited)

Still haven’t gotten my answer!

Oh wait is it the one you just talked to?

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 AM

Yes.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 AM

I see!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:31 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:31 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:31 AM

Ahoy laddies!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:31 AM

Ahoy!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:31 AM

Things are' mostly quiet on board the ship, so I figured I'd check inta' town.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:32 AM

Well here it’s also pretty quiet right now!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Not a surprise I s'pose.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Y’know what Koeia’s been up to by chance…? (edited)

I’m surprised she hasn’t come out here yet!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:34 AM

I think she is harassing Humphrey

the whale not the ship

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:34 AM

Ah… I suppose that’s understandable!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:35 AM

She's currently in a staring contest with McAfee to make sure he doesn't slip away again.

I think she's winnin'.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:37 AM

She does appear to be the competitive type!

Probably really doesn’t like losing if I had to guess!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:39 AM

I swear ta' god if McAfee pulls another escape artist trick out of his ass I'm gonna slice his head off meself.

I'll settle for his whale for now.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:39 AM

Is the whale a location in of itself?

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:39 AM

Nah, just his ride.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:40 AM

Hmm… a shame!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:40 AM

did.... did you want to visit the whale...??

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:40 AM

Well uhm.. it’s just that I assumed he was inside the whale!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:41 AM

He's just ridin' on top of the thing like it's a horse.

How the hell do you even befriend a whale?

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:43 AM

according to molly you use clams

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:43 AM

I can’t imagine it’s that complicated..

Or… I suppose that’s the answer then!

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:44 AM

Huh. Can't say I have any clams on hand, unfortunately.

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:44 AM

a shame

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:44 AM

Go fish!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:45 AM

I don't have a deck of cards

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:45 AM

You’d be surprised by the power of imagination

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:46 AM

sh.. should I imagine a deck of cards?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:46 AM

Sure!

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 04:46 AM

I feel like just imagining some clams would be more efficient

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:46 AM

What? I thought you wanted to play Go Fish though!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:47 AM

If you manage ta' manifest one we're playing blackjack, not whatever "Go Fish" is.

Gambling is the one thing this adventure's missing out on.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:50 AM

Gambling?!

Is it responsible gambling?

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 04:51 AM

███ no!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:52 AM

I…

I guess that’s fine!

Chance Roulette isn’t all that responsible either if I’m to be honest….

Twig BOT 16-Feb-22 05:56 AM

I'll be hopping back aboard the Ghost for a bit....

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:56 AM

Twig instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:56 AM

(edited)

Twig

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 AM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 AM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:18 AM

Hiya!

Wow, I missed a lot, haha!

A LOT a lot.

I'm not really sure what to say!

Uhm... so uh, sounds like we're gonna be busy, huh?

I hope we'll have time for a drink or somethin'.

Maybe rest at a bench.

Y'know?

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:23 AM

Aye ta' the first suggestion.

But for now, yeah, we've got work ta' do.

Like introducin' ourselves!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:24 AM

Oh, hiya!

Who're you?

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:24 AM

The name's Tavish, but if we're talking business then I'm the bloody Demoman.

And yer's?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:25 AM

The name's Ianis! Pleasure to meet you!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:25 AM

Okey important question.

Are ye related ta' that other shark person?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:26 AM

Maerk? Nope!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:26 AM

Damn, I thought I was starting ta' figure this out.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:26 AM

Although he's part of our crew!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:26 AM

Oh yer his crew?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:27 AM

We sure are! I'm the MS Kye's First Mate!

Maerk's sorta been goin' around all over the place, we've been tryin' to get him back on board.

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:27 AM

Well, we got your little guy back.

Just sorta' dropped in and nobody objected to him stayin' on board.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:28 AM

Heh, that's a kinda funny.

He should've warned us first though!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:29 AM

Doesn't seem the most ground-headed ta' me.

I don't think he really knows what bein' a pirate is about.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:30 AM

Oh, we're no pirates!

I think.

Uh, are we pirates, captains?

I haven't really been payin' attention.

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:31 AM

Do ye engage in plunderin', battlin', mischief of all sorts?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:32 AM

Not really...

We try to be nice, y'know?

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:33 AM

Then I'd say you ain't what comes to mind when people think of tha' word pirate.

Nothin' wrong with that, but watch yourself on waters like these.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 07:34 AM

Of course! We're careful as can be.

And if we get ourselves into trouble, I'm sure I'll be able to help out, eh?

These muscles aren't just for show, after all!

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 07:37 AM

Heheh, I'd expect nothin' less goin off the muscled men I'm familiar with.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 08:31 AM

There's an actual kraken out there???

Looks like the krakenling grew up fast! Nyah hah ha hah!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 08:42 AM

Oh, hiya there!

Who might you be?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 08:49 AM

Another fish????

And this one has...

Okay, okay.

Finally someone with some guns!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 08:51 AM

Yeah!

You didn't answer my question, though!

Who are you? I haven't heard 'bout any other fish person as far as I know.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 09:02 AM

I'm Undyne!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 09:05 AM

Huh. You part of any crew?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 09:17 AM

I'm a part of my bar!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 AM

Bar? There's a bar here?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 AM

Only for those who prove themselves.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 AM

Huh? Prove themselves?

With like, money?

That's how most bars I go to work.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:11 AM

Prove to me that you're a worthy pirate!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:12 AM

Well, uh, I've kind of already said that I don't think I'm a pirate...

Oh well, we've got ale on our ship anyways, heh!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:18 AM

Well hey now, I don't want muscle like that gone just because you're not a pirate.

Do you play dodgeball?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:19 AM

Uhh... I don't think I've ever heard of that game?

What kinda thing is it?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:21 AM

Nevermind then.

Just prove your strength then!

How much do you bench?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:23 AM

A lot!

I... don't really keep track of how heavy the stuff I carry at the docks is.

I'm sure it should be enough to impress you, though!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 AM

Maybe.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:29 PM

This bar hardly sounds worth the trouble!

I… almost got suplexed by the owner!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 12:57 PM

That's just 'cause you're a lightweight.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 12:58 PM

I am not!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:33 PM

Ah, hiya there!

You're that Muskular fellow I heard about, right?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:34 PM

Oh! My name really did get around?

Yeah! I’m Muskular!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:35 PM

Yeah, I guess it sorta did.

So, uh, whatcha doin' there?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:35 PM

What do you mean?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 PM

I heard you were runnin' away from your old crew, so I was wonderin' if you had actually done anythin'!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:36 PM

Not really if you ask me!

It’s kinda just the leaving…

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:37 PM

Sounds kinda extreme, eh?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:38 PM

The death thing?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Yeah!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Yeah!!

I know, right?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Just for runnin' away!

Well, they aren't gettin' to ya anytime soon, I don't think.

I think I overheard my captains sayin' we could welcome ya aboard? I guess it'd be sorta dangerous for us but I wouldn't be against it.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:40 PM

Well your captain went back to their ship a while ago… maybe they’re discussing it in there?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:40 PM

Ah, maybe...

Hey, I haven't introduced myself to you before, have I?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:41 PM

You have not! It’s also funny seeing another shark around!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:42 PM

AHOY

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:42 PM

Well, the name's Ianis! I'm the First Mate of the MS Kye!

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:42 PM

I hear i need to tell a joke?

WOW

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:42 PM

AA

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:42 PM

Yer as muscular as Larry!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:43 PM

Who?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:43 PM

The lobster!

Who be i telling a joke to?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:43 PM

I haven't met any lobster 'round these parts, yet!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:43 PM

Uhm.. uh… the French guy!

Jesse… Jean..?

I think it was Jean..! (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:45 PM

That sounds kinda like a noble's name.

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:45 PM

He's from spongebob!!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:45 PM

Huh?

Sponge Bob?

Patchy the Pirate BOT 16-Feb-22 01:46 PM

He's me hero!!

I'm the president of the spongebob squarepants fan club!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:46 PM

Never heard of it.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:53 PM

Hmm… has anyone been to the top right island yet?

It’s the one place we haven’t been to so far!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:54 PM

Yup!

We've been there!

There's a jungle, but I think we'd need something to help us navigate through it without gettin' lost.

There's also a, uh... a bench. A stone bench.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:55 PM

A… bench?

Anything special about this bench?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:56 PM

Uh...

You can sit on it! It's very nice.

I think I'll have to come back there.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:57 PM

Wait..

So it’s a normal beach?

Is there literally any other adjectives you could ascribe to that bench other than “stone”?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:58 PM

Uh, it- uh....

It just, feels kinda special, y'know?

For me, it does.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:58 PM

Wh-

What?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 01:59 PM

It feels like I should bring someone special there with me.

That's the sorta bench it is.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 01:59 PM

????

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Listen, fella, you don't have to get it.

It's... I guess it's not really special for other folks.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Ah.

So I assume you only saw the south side of the island?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:00 PM

Yup.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:01 PM

If you wanted to avoid the jungle

Couldn’t you just go around?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:01 PM

I think it's all over the rest of the island.

Not sure, though.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:02 PM

Is your crew planning on going back to that bench soon?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:02 PM

Well, I hope so!

But, uh... I need somethin' before goin' back there.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:02 PM

Hmm?

Something to navigate through the jungle I presume?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 02:04 PM

Probably a boyfriend!

You got no bitches, right?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 PM

Ah, uh, ehe! I'm- I guess I was goin' to try and explain less directly, but that works too!

Yeah, that's basically what I'm lookin' for.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 PM

You need a boyfriend to navigate through a jungle??

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:08 PM

Wha?

No!

It's just... to spend a moment with someone.

At the bench I talked about!

I don't really care for what's in that jungle.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:09 PM

Oh…

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 PM

I'm not really used to talkin' 'bout all this, heh...

From where I come from, they're not big fans of uh... people like me, y'know?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:10 PM

Ah.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:11 PM

But yeah, you don't gotta worry about that bench.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 02:11 PM

Have you thought about becoming the bitches?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Who are you talking to there?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

I guess you're not ready for that yet...

But your kids'll love it!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Could you elaborate?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

Kids? I don't think I'm gonna have any kids!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:12 PM

What are you even talking about?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:16 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:16 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:19 PM

Sooooooooooo

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:19 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:19 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:20 PM

Wait I forgot something!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:20 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:20 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:21 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:21 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:21 PM

I’ve just been made aware that the star stole me map last phase

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:22 PM

By whom?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:22 PM

God

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:22 PM

Ah!

Well when you came flying out of that tavern… I was so concerned about you!

So concerned I tried to make sure that map didn’t fly away in the wind or something!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:23 PM

Bro

That makes so much sense

1

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 02:24 PM

(Literally stfu you have no idea how much hassle this crap takes)

(Fixed , needed to activate the rule)

(You can now moveinstant to the kyedeck @Molly ) (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:26 PM

So I guess the cannonball was your crews doing star

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:27 PM

I literally have no idea where that cannonball came from

But oh well!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 02:27 PM

Our ship has no cannon

It was not us

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:28 PM

Maybe it could've come from another place?

Like, a lost cannonball or somethin'.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 02:33 PM

Ianis, I honestly doubt it.

The Humphrey's Dream are too busy fighting that kraken - it's possible that a shot could have missed and hit the Stars, but... I find it more likely that it would have landed straight in the water. Which leaves the remainder of the Disco Monkey Tempest. It's possible, given the potential of how close they could be. But also, we don't really know where they are to begin with.

The Kye has no cannons on board, so it couldn't have been us. The only weaponry we have is the grapple gun on our top deck.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 02:38 PM

The humphery does have cannons

And they're fighting a sea monster right now?

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 PM

Divine intervention via the power of cannonballs

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 PM

Probably them

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 PM

probably

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:39 PM

I mean… is there a giant hole in the bar?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 PM

Not that I can see!

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 PM

(its still not letting me, only has ghostdeck still)

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 02:40 PM

Mhm.

Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 02:42 PM

(try now?)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 02:43 PM

(it works now thanks)

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:43 PM

Molly instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 02:43 PM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 02:46 PM

Muskular, does your ship have any cannons?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 02:46 PM

Nope!

We actually have no form of offense at all on our ship!

So basically if we were to encounter a hostile ship… we have no way to fight back!

Except well… I guess there’s always ourselves… but I highly doubt “person v ship weapons” ends in the person’s favor!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 02:55 PM

points to cannonball shaped hole in chest

You’d be right about that

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 03:01 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 03:01 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 03:01 PM

Have decided

Think taking on little star is acceptable risk

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 03:01 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

kyeguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off the MS Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 03:01 PM

(edited)

Molly

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 03:02 PM

But am open to other ideas

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 03:02 PM

...I'll wait to share my thoughts on that until I speak to the frenchman

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 03:03 PM

Huh

You not part of our crew how is your decision

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 03:04 PM

@Jean Laffite Hello! When you can spare a moment, I'd like to ask a few questions

The star is part of my crew

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 03:04 PM

But clearly want join us rather you

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 03:05 PM

Right. The reasons for that are what might be your buissness, is what I mean

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 03:28 PM

?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:06 PM

Well we got Maerk

What else on bucketlist

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:22 PM

I think apart from Maerk; our bucket list at this point basically just consists of looking for the bones, captain. If we get the bones, we get the ship. If we get the ship, we get to go to Treasure Island. If we get to go to Treasure Island, then... you get the gist.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 PM

@Ianis how go with Sea Hawk

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 PM

Still don't know what James' and Sea Hawk's objectives are.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 PM

Well they try light ship on fire

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:23 PM

I have a sneaking suspicion Sea Hawk's objective may be to set our ship on fire.

Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 04:24 PM

Well, I certainly haven't seen him do that.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 04:24 PM

Oh right!

I think they were going to try and get some flint and steel but I restrained them in time.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:24 PM

Bleh

No good

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:24 PM

Well. That's a problem.

What do we do, captain?

I feel like as long as he's on deck, he's going to attempt to light the ship on fire. If it's on fire, we're without a ride.

He has a history of doing this to every ship he sets foot on!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:25 PM

Might have to consider locking in strongbox

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:25 PM

The flint and steel, or Sea Hawk?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:25 PM

The latter

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Yeah, that's valid.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Bit dehumanizing but don't see better option

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:26 PM

Mm. If he lights the ship on fire, the rest of us are at risk.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:27 PM

@Ianis You want can do this

Safer for all

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 04:27 PM

Think I could try and talk to him first?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:27 PM

You can give it a shot.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Go for it

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Oh yeah, Quagsire, Darien said he thought making the snorkel was good so could i get into the kye crew officially this phase ?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

From experience, I seriously doubt he's going to listen - but it's worth a try!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Yes

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:28 PM

Welcome aboard

Give me your best pog

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:29 PM

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:29 PM

Very good

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:32 PM

I'll have to be on the ghost king to do my action but I think I can still be added to the crew even if we're not in the same area

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:32 PM

I'm sure will be fine

(God willing)

Molly BOT 16-Feb-22 04:35 PM

I'll have my movement be to go through jeanstown onto the kye so there's no need to wait for me if you were planning to move the ship this phase

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:36 PM

Molly instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:36 PM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:36 PM

Ianis instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 04:36 PM

(edited)

Ianis

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:36 PM

What a nice young lady

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:50 PM

Where is the Kye going exactly?

Also why is this the first time I’m hearing about someone trying to set the ship on fire?

Feels like important information! (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:54 PM

We have under control

@Entrapta where was this cracker again

Cracken

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:56 PM

It should be on tile... F7. I thought it was on tile F6, but evidently I was mistaken? I was working off of the information you gave me, but new data's come in since then.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:57 PM

We currently on

What

The Dodo BOT 16-Feb-22 04:58 PM

Uhm, G4 I believe?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:58 PM

G4, yeah.

We just used our rotors, so it's going to take 2 phases to get to F7.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:59 PM

Ah.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 04:59 PM

Well

Will give us some time to talk discuss plan and stuff

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 04:59 PM

So where will you be heading until then?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 04:59 PM

Was worth it to pick up Maerk, certainly.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:00 PM

On route

So F5 it is

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 05:02 PM

Dang…

Was hoping you’d visit the top right island on the way but alas..

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Would be off route

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Captain, we could move a step further and go to F6, too.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:03 PM

Can we

Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 05:04 PM

That'd be in your range, aye.

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:04 PM

It's in our range!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Your ship is range two, right?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Okay dokay

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:04 PM

It varies, Muskular.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 05:05 PM

Hmm?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Our range.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:06 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 05:07 PM

Yea I understood that!

I was more asking for clarification…

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:14 PM

@Sea Hawk

Sea Hawk appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Sea Hawk

2.75/3 HP

sand

VISIBLE They are covered in sand.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:14 PM

(edited)

Sea Hawk

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Sea Hawk BOT 16-Feb-22 05:14 PM

Greetings!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 05:19 PM

...Hm

Well, I'll wait as long as I can for the frenchman, but after this phase, I think it's best if our crew left this town

If no one else on my crew has any objections, let's move out this phase?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:40 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:40 PM

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 05:40 PM

Hiya again.

Uh, I think I convinced Sea Hawk?

Sea Hawk, watcha plannin' on doin'?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:45 PM

Hm, still haven't figured out what I want to do at the moment myself.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:55 PM

Well plan to trap kraken back right

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:55 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 05:55 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Mm, yeah.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 05:57 PM

Maybe gather stuff for that

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Hmmm, I'm just trying to figure out what a kraken like that would actually want...

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 05:59 PM

...Do you think krakens can get drunk?

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:01 PM

I'm considering a very silly plan.

What if we fish for the kraken?

Fish like food, right?

That's why bait exists.

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:02 PM

To be truthful, for some reason, a huge ammount of people in these seas appear to have travelled there from another time. (edited)

Myself included.

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:02 PM

Do ye have a death wish or something

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:02 PM

The Pirate has a good point

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:02 PM

I mean, I have a more violent solution!

I'm not sure if the captain would agree with me on it, but it's a solution.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:03 PM

You want to fish for a giant creature?

You'd need a very big fishing rod

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Indeed.

Luckily, we have two skilled inventors on our crew.

We can probably whip something up.

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Questions? Well, surely, it depends on the topic of these questions.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Hello! Yes, it's about the map that you sold

You mentioned earlier that it was quite a unique map

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:05 PM

The only of its kind, in fact.

At least within these remote seas.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:06 PM

What made it so unique?

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:06 PM

And why might you be so interested about this map?

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Because I've seen a version of it, and I wanted to ensure it's authenticity

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Oh?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Inigo…

You really think I would make a forgery?

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:08 PM

(OOC for a sec, but I've yet to see it myself lol give me a sec)

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:09 PM

I definitely did not change the map don’t worry about it

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Oh no that means you totally changed the map

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:10 PM

I highly doubt that

That's not what I'm concerned about

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Mmm...

Well, I see that this map is still in high contention right now, is it not?

After all, it was just recently plundered.

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Indeed, which is important why you answer my question

What made the map so unique?

Was it simply an X marks the spot kind of map?

That's all I'd like to know

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Not quite.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Still think my plan of luring it into giant net is best

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

There should also be something written behind the map itself.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Ah ha!

That is the info I was looking for

thank you kind sir!

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Hah! I see you've been satisfied!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

@Muskular let's talk on our ship, shall we?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Fine…

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

@Pirate Terraria Well? Are you going to let them get away like that?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:14 PM

YE DIDN'T TELL ME THAT!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Muskular

jeanstown ---> kingship

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Wait

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Oh, I did say there were... Secret inscriptions on the map.

Hah!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

You didn't know there was something on the back?

Did you not look?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

NO I totally knew

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

ah, very well

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Perhaps I was mistaken about you - That'd be the first place everyone would search for hidden inscriptions!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

jeanstown ---> kingship

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Oh, no doubt.

But we need something to lure it in with - we need bait - and I think I might have just the idea.

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Hah! Let me say this, Pirate ; You are incompetent, or so it would seem!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

Bro

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

I thought I was the bait

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

I've been trying to keep them from takin' this map from me for ages

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

No! Captain, we'd never use you as bait.

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

been a bit busy to actually look at it

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:17 PM

You're a valued part of the crew.

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:18 PM

cept when i changed it

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 06:18 PM

Why risk a crew member when we can do things a different way?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 06:18 PM

I guess

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:19 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:19 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:21 PM

Captain of the Ghost King!

I've heard that you are in communication with the governor!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:24 PM

Aye. Puttin' together a plan to do him in properly this time.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Well uh...

Guess I'll be goin' back to my ship.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Who ye be? I recognize you from the Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:27 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:27 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:28 PM

I'm Ianis!

The Kye's current First Mate!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Ah, I see. And if it need be said, I am captain Cortez, of The Ghost King.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Yeah, I think I got that!

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:28 PM

A plan, you say? And does he suspect anything?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:29 PM

She's been threatenin' to kill him since the moment we got here.

So, yes, but there's little I can do about that.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:30 PM

@James Pond

James Pond appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

James Pond

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:30 PM

(edited)

James Pond

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Of course, of course. I'm sure that he knows you're trying to send him to Davy Jones' Locker.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Oh, hello, another Kye crew member.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:31 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> jeanstown

Jean Laffite BOT 16-Feb-22 06:31 PM

If that is not indiscreet, may I ask to embark on your ship, Captain Cortez?

Even if momentarilly.

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:32 PM

I do not see why not.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Would you openingly admit this if you had changed it? I don't think so...

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:33 PM

(just a matter of getting a GM to grant a guest pass) (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:33 PM

(could also move normally)

@Patchy the Pirate we are leaving! Please move onto the ship this phase, we don't want to leave you!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Oh, where're ye headed?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:33 PM

My changes don't matter with the information being on the back anyways

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:34 PM

I'd ask for more info, but

Unless if you gave me reason to trust you, there's no reason for that

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Jean Laffite instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:34 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Anyway, farewell, terraria pirate. I hope you find your way back to your ship

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Ah, thanks. Good luck I suppose.

Guess ill be stayin here again

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:36 PM

How about you go in the bar

Surely a cannonball won’t appear out of nowhere twice!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Ha! Very funny

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:37 PM

yeah no not going back in there

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Ah… well that’s a problem then!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:38 PM

a problem?

why is that?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Because I think he’s going to attack me?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:39 PM

He probably could even from the bar, to be fair.

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Actually I might have an idea

Something that might work for both of us

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Uh... so is Muskular goin' on our ship?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Sounded like I was given permission..

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Quagsire instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Cool!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

So

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

But I’m not too sure anymore…

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Are you not a part of our crew anymore?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:40 PM

I was kinda hoping we’d stop by the top right island!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:41 PM

There is little there, amigo.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Well we're gonna deal with a kraken actually.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:41 PM

I wouldn’t go that far…

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Well it doesn't matter where you go

I will be taking the map from you

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Better not be via force!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Force or not

I will be taking the map from you

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Muskular, are you still against being a pirate?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Well I can just give you the map!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

I sure hope you do!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

I mean… I kinda just want to survive at this point…

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Because regardless if you hand it over willingly or not

I will be taking the map from you

The Demoman BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Hey cap'n, can we get back to ship ta' discuss our crew matters?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Then how about this

I convince the Tempest to spare you

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Aye, amigo. Naught but dust remains in the top half o' the hourglass. Vamos!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

But you have to let me turn you into a pirate

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Wha..?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

What do you mean by that?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Ya know, teach ye the ropes

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:44 PM

...he isn't a pirate already?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:44 PM

No!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Clearly not

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Fairly sure you have better chances with us than on your own!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Ok.. how do you plan to teach me the ropes? You know I’m planning to board the Ms Kye, right?

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:45 PM

You are?

before you leave, could I ask...why??

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Cowardice?

That’s not very pirate of you chief

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:46 PM

At first it was because I was hoping they’d stop by the top right island and drop me off…

But now you’re showing… a concerning amount of mistrust in me..! (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:47 PM

What made you think we wouldn't be going there ourselves?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Not that!

I trusted you were going there..

It’s the whole map thing!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

then what you're saying doesn't make any sense

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

the double traitor…

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

No!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

what

...is that??

Is that a thing?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

I don’t know

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

oh

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Does it cancel out

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

don't make up such stories!

Just hand over the map, and we'll be square

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:48 PM

I will!

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Okay, thank you

If you no longer with to voyage with us, then I wish you well

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Thanks…

So Pirate…?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Yea

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:50 PM

What does this training entail..?

Because I’m willing… as long as it’s not here

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:50 PM

It teaches ya the joys and glory of piratin

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Actually.. the Ms Kye might still be connected to here

So uhm

I guess I can do the training here?

What do you want me to do?

Or is this more of a “you do I watch” thing?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Why don’t you just go on your ship

And I’ll follow you on there

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:52 PM

He's not coming aboard (edited)

Sorry

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Yea that sounds suspicious

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Hmph

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Glad we're in agreement with that

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Well

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

If you come on board we will throw you off

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Do you wanna be a pirate Inigo

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

I do remember that the original crew's objective is to plunder a ship.

Just uh- just wanna point that out.

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

I'm already what I want to be

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

I know I'm not in this conversation, but, uh, yeah.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:53 PM

But they changed it

To killing “traitors”!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Huh.

They didn't tell us that.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

WHAT

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

It was plunder a ship OR recruit new members.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

They didn't tell us that either.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Well that’s telling

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:54 PM

I mean- I'm not you guys, so I don't know.

Can you folks just try to not kill each other?

That'd be great.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:55 PM

I don’t want to kill them! This a very one sided ordeal…

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:56 PM

I guess I can follow you onto the kye but I still don’t get why you want to go there

Shark guy, would you mind if I came aboard? I heard you are the first mate?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:56 PM

Uh...

I mean, sure!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

You should say yes if you ask me!

Good!

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

If you try to mess up anythin', we WILL put ya in the brig, though.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Ok as I was saying

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Roger

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Pirate, do you need me to do anything now?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Finally, some action!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 06:59 PM

I guess that’s a no…?

Pirate Terraria BOT 16-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Just get on the ship

Inigo Montoya BOT 16-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Only crew members are allowed

if you come on we will throw you off, so don't

King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

1

Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 07:59 PM

The purple-haired girl seems to be selling alcohol of some sort!

She gets some meat for her troubles. Seems like a good business.

She then uses her hair to somehow paint a flag on the back of her labcoat! It's quite messy, but I do believe that's her crew's flag!

The shark man goes up to that fish lady and...Woahoho! He lifts her up comfortably with one hand! She politely asks him to put her down, and gives him a pass to the bar.

The floating starfish hands the map over to the man with the moustache and the curly hair, who seems surprised it was just given to him like that. The starfish then closes his eyes. Is he bracing for impact or something?

Well, all he hears is some rather beautiful humming by the...other shark person, as well as a pirate's outfit tossed at him by the strangely...pixellated pirate, who then seems to speak into some sort of device. (edited)

The curly-haired girl seems to look out onto the sea, and sees....the sea. Well, if only it were that easy to find things, I'd probably be back together by now! Hoho...

And...what is that loud purple-haired man doing? He's sticking a stick into the Ghost King's boat and lighting it! But that's a rather tiny fire, and it is quickly blown out by the wind before doing any real damage. He seems disappointed. Isn't there flint and steel on your ship, if you wanted to do that?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:06 PM

(edited)

Maerk moved to kyedeck

Patchy the Pirate moved to ???

Undyne stayed here.

Darien moved to kyedeck

Pirate moved to kyedeck

Barbaros moved to kyedeck

Entrapta moved to kyedeck

Sea Hawk stayed here.

Ianis moved to kyedeck

Orla Nevvit moved to kyedeck

Muskular moved to kyedeck

James Pond stayed here.

Inigo Montoya moved to ???

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MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 8----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Sea Hawk

2.75/3 HP

sand

VISIBLE They are covered in sand.

James Pond

3/3 HP

Undyne

2/3 HP

@Sea Hawk @James Pond @Undyne

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:09 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:09 PM

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 09:09 PM

Nope! All clear.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:09 PM

Ianis instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:09 PM

(edited)

Ianis

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:11 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kickmesign

VISIBLE A sign with the words "KICK ME" written on it in red paint.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:11 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 09:11 PM

Sounded like there was some action at sea just now!

Entrapta BOT 16-Feb-22 09:12 PM

Yup, there was. You two - Pond, Sea Hawk; get back on deck.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:12 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:12 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:32 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Hm

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:39 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 09:39 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

WOW!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Oh hello there

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

THAT'S A BIG THINGY!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Yep

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Who're you fella?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:03 PM

I’m Koeia. The Abyssal Beast

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:03 PM

Oh, you're that Koeia gal I've been hearin' about!

Heard you ate someone.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:03 PM

AHAHAHA

YES I DID

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Sounds kinda extreme!

Although I only heard bad things 'bout the guy, so...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Yeah. He stabbed me and put me in a cage. AND NOW HES DEAD

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Oh!

I'm sorry 'bout that, that sounds unpleasant.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 PM

OH IT WAS

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Well...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:05 PM

BUT I HAVE GOTTEN MY REVENGE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Good for ya, I guess! Heh!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:05 PM

AHAHAHAHAHA

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Hey, you seem like you're in a good mood.

I was about to get myself somethin' to drink! You wanna join me?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:05 PM

…

I literally cannot be out of the water

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:06 PM

That's fine! I can bring the drinks to ya!

Just tell me what you wanna have, I've got a free pass to Undyne's bar!

I'm a big fan of ale myself, but you don't have to get drunk, heh.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:09 PM

THE BLOOD OF SAILORS

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Wow, calm down there lady!

I'm a sailor myself!

I guess.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Good.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 PM

What're ya gonna do, eat me?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 PM

Maybe

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:10 PM

People usually assume that I'm the one who eat 'em, haha!

It's funny to be in the opposite situation.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:11 PM

(Oh my god)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:11 PM

Y'know, I was plannin' on waitin' for other peeps to come over here, but you're a good change of pace!

Ianis grabs a barrel and sits on it.

How'd you even end up like this?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Stabbed and put in a cage

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:12 PM

Damn, is that all I need to turn into somethin' like that?

Not to, uh, demean your personal sufferin' I mean.

Sorry.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:13 PM

it glares

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Yeah, haha, that wasn't really tactful on my part, I'm real sorry.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:13 PM

it glares

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Uh, you- Uh, so what're you goin' to do now?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Going back to what I was doing before I was stabbed

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:14 PM

What was that?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:15 PM

TEARING APART SHIPS AND DROWNING SAILORS

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:15 PM

That don't sound really peaceful...

Oh, wait, have I given you my name yet?

I'm real sorry, I wasn't thinkin' straight.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:15 PM

(He’s never thinking straight)

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Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:16 PM

The name's Ianis, First Mate of the MS Kye! Pleasure to meet ya, Koeia!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Terrible to meet you

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Aw, c'mon, I haven't been that unpleasant, have I?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Eh

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Aw...

Well, you've been pretty good conversation yourself, heh!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:18 PM

AAA WHY DOES EVERYBODY SAY THAT AAAAAAAAAA

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:18 PM

Haven't really been able to have much meaningful conversation with other folks... Kinda funny that I'm doin' better with a sea monster than... anyone else! Hahaha... hah...

Ianis' smiles goes down for a bit.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Oh?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:19 PM

It's nothin', don't worry 'bout it.

Uh, and, outta curiosity, why're you sinkin' ships and all that?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:20 PM

CAUSE ITS FUN! Plus it’s always what I’ve been doing

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Huh.

That sounds... nice.

It's funny, that still sounds easier than...

Uh- I mean, that's kinda violent, isn't it?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:21 PM

YEP

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:21 PM

You don't care too much for the people's lives you destroy?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Not really

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Why not?

What if they've got like, friends or family or... lovers back home, y'know?

Bein' a sailor is dangerous enough as is!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Eh

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Oh, hiya!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Oh hi

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Hello there.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Why dontcha care, though?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I just don’t

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Damn...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Not like their lives have any value for me

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Ah, alright, same people in port as before.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:26 PM

And ya don't care that their lives might have, y'know, value for other folks?

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Ye said somethin' about drinks, Ianis? Ye have access to the bar?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Oh, yeah, I do!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Nope

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:26 PM

I was offerin' drinks to Koeia as well, but I don't think they'll have what she wants...

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Yeah they do

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Oh..

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Muskular

2.75/3 HP

pirateoutfit

VISIBLE A cute small pirate outfit, fits a star spirit perfectly!

kyeguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off the MS Kye.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(Oh my god the wind has been blowing so loud for like 2 days straight now I am going to explode)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:27 PM

So you'll just keep killin', Koeia?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Yep

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

OH HELLO

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(this is because you joined the same crew as a wind goddess)

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Hi

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

That sounds kinda... I don't know.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(True)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Not a fan of it, y'know?

You ever thought 'bout gettin' into other stuff?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Nope

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Seems like I'm out of the loop!

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Nah she’s cool

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Like, uh, knitting! Or whatever the two weird gals on my ship are doin'! I think they call it....

Cyan-ce?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Science?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Yeah, cyance!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Science!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Yeah no

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Thas what I said!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

That's what you said!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Yup!

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:29 PM

Have you tried mixing other interests and killing together?

I mean that’s what I did. Ceres spins his guitar.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Doesn't it get kinda lonely spendin' all your time underwater and stuff?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

No and I don’t care

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Well I mean... Koeia and I spent a decent amount of time together at the Harbor!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

And well, there are corpses. And listening to people scream

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

People can scream underwater?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Above

When they see me

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Oh, yeah, that checks out.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:32 PM

And then I sink there ship

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:32 PM

I'm not screamin' though!

Haha!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:32 PM

I'm not screaming either!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Anyways, uh, you don't wanna try new things?

Like, uh, new drinks?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:33 PM

Being stabbed and put in a cage and all of this is already enough for me

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:33 PM

I heard Entrapta liked uh... sweet drinks! I could get ya that!

Oh, I don't wanna put ya in a cage and all that, that's awful!

Do I look like some kinda phoney murderer to ya?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:33 PM

Eh

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:33 PM

"Phoney" murderer?

What does that even mean?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Like, weird?

Scary?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Ah!

I thought you were saying like... "fake" murderer!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Nah, that wouldn't make sense!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:34 PM

Yeah that's why I was confused!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Okay, but, what if I get ya some nice fresh drink, Koeia?

Wouldya try that?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

I don’t really care

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Koeia is probably going to answer blood or something

or.. that

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

I already did

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Nah, she's said that already!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

She did?

Well I just got here okay?!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Before you got here yeah

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:35 PM

Well, you said you don't care, does that mean you don't care if I make ya try it out?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Oh dear! For a moment I thought you said something different there! (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Huh?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Hm?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:36 PM

Uhm...

No need to explain what I thought was being said! (edited)

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

K-Krakenling?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Koeia, you didn't say I couldn't get ya somethin' nice to drink, right?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Is that her still?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Yep!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

OH HELLO

it glares

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Fish squad...?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Oh, I guess I'm a fish too, haha!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

FISH

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Aww...

I'm a star... but not a starfish...

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Hmph

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Well, you could say you're like, some kinda starfish?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

(Good one)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I-I'm not though..! (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Do you feel like a starfish?

Ceres Leadbow BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Something fishy’s going on here. Ceres snarks.

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Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

YOU CAN BE A STARFISH IF YOU WANT

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I don't... know what a starfish feels like?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

D'you wanna be a starfish?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:38 PM

EH?

But uhm... I don't think I can breathe underwater though?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Neither can I!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Starfish have dozens of little organs on their bellies to digest prey!

Do you have those?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Oh, huh, I didn't know that.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

...

Give me a moment

...

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Oh, sure!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

I can't check

Because my eyes are where my belly would be

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Well, ya don't even have a mouth!

So, I'm not sure.

You can be whatever you want, though!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 PM

YEAH

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Suddenly motivational time?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 PM

Why not!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 PM

WHAT

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:40 PM

I've been spendin' most of my time here talkin' to a giant sea monster! I dunno why bein' motivational is suddenly weird!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:41 PM

Ah..! It isn't weird at all!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:41 PM

YEAH IT ISN'T!

Ianis gives a strong pat on Muskular's back.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:41 PM

AH

That was... a strong pat!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Yeah, haha!

Sorry if I broke somethin', heh.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Nah!

I'm fine!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Hey Ianis, what's your chest routine?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Chest routine?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

I could take a few notes...

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Like a treasure chest?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Uh... I just work day and night at the docks!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

I'm talking about SWEET PECTORALS!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

It's some real hard work, y'know?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

(Certainly is a treasure chest~)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

(VERY TRUE)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

(omg)

SWEET PECTORALS?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Yeah!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Pecs aren't made of sugar though!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:44 PM

It's a figure of speech!

It's to mean, very good ones, y'know?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Ah yes! Those.... speech figurines!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Like mine, hehehe~

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

I'm trying

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

Figurines? I think ya got your terms mixed up!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

to process what I want to say

but you're a bit distracting..!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

(with all this talk if brine doesn't show up in finland as a huge tiddy shark guy I'm gonna be real disappointed)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

(oh my god fbvdjdskfclnbvf)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:45 PM

I was gonna ask... how speech can have a figure!

Isn't speech an abstract concept?

How can it have form!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Anyway, sharkie, you were talking about stealing alcohol from my bar?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Hehe! You're the one focusin' on me!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

We can't have that.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

STEALIN'?

No!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

It's not yours to give!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Do I look like some sorta filthy thief?

I was assumin' I could pay extra!

For my friends!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Are you trying to imply something?!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:47 PM

Just pointin' somethin' out is all!

Not that I mind~ hehehe!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:47 PM

How much do you have on you?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Right now?

Uh... Well I've got a shirt on! HEHEHE!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Yeah...?

That's not enough for even a pint!!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:48 PM

No but seriously I have no money.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Well good going then.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:48 PM

Why did I get this useless pass if I can't even get anythin'!

Could I do some sorta favours to pay for the drinks?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:49 PM

The bar is a place for rumors, gossip, sensitive information, treasure maps!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:49 PM

If there was communism here, this wouldn't be an issue!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Honey I'm gay! I don't want your favors!

But you could barter your work for some drinks, sure.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:49 PM

HEY, C'MON NOW, I WAS IMPLYIN' NONE OF THAT!

Besides, I'm also gay.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Hey star, are you a guy or a girl?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Guy.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Go get 'em, tiger!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Wha?

There's no tiger here... is there?!?!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:50 PM

BWAHAH

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:50 PM

I do not want to get mauled by a tiger today!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:51 PM

HUH? I- UH-

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:51 PM

(SHIP SHIP SHIP)

(You see it works with it being pirate game)

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Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:51 PM

(yes there are three ships in port right now)

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Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

She- uh, she was refferin' to me.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

But you ain't a tiger!

You're a shark!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

It's another one of those figures of speech!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

Unless he's a tiger shark?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

(Well there are tiger sharks)

(AAA)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

(lmao)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:52 PM

TIGER SHARK???

AAA

DON'T ATTACK ME

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Uh, not!

I don't think I'm a tiger shark?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:53 PM

YOU

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:53 PM

I think those've got stripes.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Don't think you're a tiger shark?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well, what's it matter!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:54 PM

It matters because I don't want to get mauled by a tiger... shark?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Do I look like I'm goin' to maul you?

At worst, I'll just eat ya, hehe~

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Uhhh.... I don't know?

WHA

Wh-

EAT ME?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:55 PM

I mean, the most likely thing that would kill you would be ME

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:55 PM

Koeia already did that!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:55 PM

I'm only kiddin', fella!

I don't eat people... unless they want me to, haha!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 10:55 PM

You're really not being subtle here.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:55 PM

May I ask where you're getting those statistics from?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Ianis lowers his voice and gets close to Undyne. Well, I mean, he's not really gettin' it, y'know?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Subtle? What do you mean?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:56 PM

IM THE DEADLIEST BEAST IN THE SEA

THATS WHERE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:56 PM

She was talkin' to me!

Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

I can't watch this anymore.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

Yea, but maybe I drank poison and am about to die in like ten seconds! In that case I'd say I have the best chance of dying to the poison!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

What kinda hypothetical is this?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

Hmm?

Why did Cortez leave?

I don

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Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

WELL IM JUST GOING TO KILL YOU FIRST

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM

I don't see anything unwatchable here?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM

I think he's not a big fan of my courtin' attempts.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM

"Courtin'"?

Like a... legal court? Where trials are held?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM

You're really clueless, eh?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Hey, you think I'd be able to sue Koeia for these death threats?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM

(CLUE/LESS)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:59 PM

(omg fgvnsdjkndlck)

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 10:59 PM

I don't think I'm clueless..?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 10:59 PM

Yeah you are

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 10:59 PM

I mean, it's pretty fun!

You're a fun lad, pal!

Ianis smacks Muskular's back again.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:00 PM

Well uh.. of course I'm fun!

AH! (edited)

Y'know... that is a real strong pat!

And I'd like to think I can take quite a punch...!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:01 PM

Heh, these muscles aren't for nothin'!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

I changed my mind. This is even worse than Alphys' flirting.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Flirting? There's no flirting here!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

I'm tryin' my best!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Eh?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Hahaa!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

There’s a lot of flirting

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

You're a real funny lad!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Am I... missing something?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:02 PM

Yes

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:03 PM

I'm not... trying to be funny!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:03 PM

What I'm sayin' is that I've been tryin' to flirt with ya but you're too clueless to figure it out!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:04 PM

E-

Excuse me?

Didn't I meet you like

not that long ago?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:04 PM

Yeah?

Flirtin' doesn't have to be with peeps you know!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:05 PM

...

I'm...

I'm a star... you do realize that?

A Star Spirit to be exact!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:05 PM

Whazzat?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:05 PM

Star Spirit!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:05 PM

Never heard of it.

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:06 PM

People love stars.

That's why mettaton has so many fans!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:06 PM

You sure about that?

If people liked stars, I don't think I'd be getting viciously hunted right now! (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Eh, those peeps are just kinda silly.

You haven't done anythin' wrong!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Aww... you think so?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:07 PM

Yeah!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

Finally!

I've been trying to spread word of my innocence for so long! (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

I thought I was kinda clear 'bout what I thought earlier, heh.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

You were?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

You don't seem too bad!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

Thanks! Your whole crew is pretty nice too!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:08 PM

Who named these towns

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Oh, hiya captain!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Hello

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(another fish appears)

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(TRUE)

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Who are you?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(Isn't quagsire based on a salamander)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(funky fish)

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

(It’s close enough shush)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:09 PM

Hi

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

(edited)

Maerk

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Hi??

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

(MORE FISH)

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Oh, it's the other shark.

Have you two met?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

(ALL THE FISH)

Hello

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Two sharks!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

woah that's a cool fish

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Hiya Maerk!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

Your head look like a cabbage

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

WHAT

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

He's right.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:10 PM

WHAT

it growls

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

I think it looks like a flower

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Did you have cabbage surgery

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

WHAT

AAAAAAA

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Cabbages are flowers, kinda.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

NO

NOO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

I think it looks quite nice!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Yeah, it's pretty!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Hey nothing wrong with cabbage

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

NO

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

It's healthy!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

NO

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

I could pull up studies.

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Cabbages and flowers are both very cool

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

NOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

What's up everyboding

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Who are you???

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

What's going down in the town

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Oh, we were just chattin'!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Yes hello

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Hehe!

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

That's not a name?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

"Chatting"

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Mhm!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

I don't understand what's wrong but you're a very cool fish

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

Ianis is trying to get in the star's pants and koeia is malding. That's what's happening.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:12 PM

AAAA

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

WHAT?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

HAHA!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

I don't have any pants though!

I think?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

All the easier.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Ianis got a boyfriend ay

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Did this pirate outfit come with pants?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

You don't I assure you

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Congratulsations

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

HUH?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:13 PM

Hahaha!

I was just flirtin'.

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:14 PM

What's flirting?

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Pssst hope you score good luck okay buddy

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:14 PM

...How old are ya, Maerk?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:14 PM

19

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:14 PM

...Huh.

It's like when you're tryin' to get a partner.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:15 PM

Partner? In what context?

Partner is a broad term!

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:15 PM

That's sexist

1

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:15 PM

What kinda context d'you think fits here?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Eh?

I'm just saying it can mean many things! (edited)

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Being partner is not just for broads

For everybody

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

(LMAOO)

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Don't call people broads.

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Yeah

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Why can't people be wide??

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

I'm confused...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

(PFFTT)

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Ianis you're very broad I think

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Too much cabbage perhaps

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

I sure am!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

AAAAAAAA

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

I could still suplex him.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Why are you screaming, Koeia?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

I'd like to see ya try!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

IM BEING CALLED A CABBAGE

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Maybe koaiea is scared of broad people

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

Hey, Koeia, ya think I could suplex you?

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

NO

AND NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

Hiya Orla!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

I AM OVER 10 TIMES YOUR SIZE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

Hey, it'd be fun to try!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:18 PM

Hello, Ianis

What’s happening?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

We're just chattin' with this giant sea beast here!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

I bet Orla could souplex the lot of you

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

We're gchatting with a cabbage

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

AAAAAAAAAA

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Oh

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

C'mon captain, they don't wanna be called that!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

We're chatting with the very nice Koeia!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

That’s much more relaxed than I expected

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

It's kinda sensitive, y'know?

Undyne BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

We could suplex her together.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

IM NOT NICE

WHAT

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Fine I'll call them lettuce

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

She's real nice!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Yes you are!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

IM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL

IM NOT NICE

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:19 PM

Was all motivational a while ago!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Can I call you a flower?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

AAAAAAAAAAA

NO

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Now what could a floppy little lettuce do to all of us

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

NO

Quagsire BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

That's not very nice

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

Damn...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

THATS RIGHT IM NOT NICE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

How d'we compliment ya then, Koeia?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

It's impossible to compliment a bad person y'know

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

NO COMPLIMENTS

AAAA

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

I can't do it I'm afraid

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

What’s wrong with compliments?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:20 PM

I think she might have some self-esteem issues, fellas...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

AAAAAAAA

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Y'know, the most important thing is to talk to peeps!

I'm sure spendin' all your time alone doesn't do a lotta good to your self esteem!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

That's true!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

AAAAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

And Koeia sure did talk a lot to me... alone!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

Quagsire instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:21 PM

AAAAAA

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Maybe there's too many folks here?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Koeia very much enjoys talking to people!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Like, she's anxious 'bout it!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

NO

NO I DONT

AAA

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

I promise we're all very nice peeps!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Nah, she was just like this when it was only me!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

YEAH I DONT CARE

NO

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Hey korea do you know what a hug is?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

NO HUGS

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:22 PM

Korea?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

I think it's Koeia, Maerk!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

I don't think we're in Korea... are we?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

(KOREA FISH)

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

What’s a Korea

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Sounds like a food.

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Sounds like a fish

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

It's a place! I believe...?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

You can eat places?

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:23 PM

I don’t see why not

If you take enough time

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

You can drink the ocean

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

That'd be bad!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

I COULD EAT THE ENTIRETY OF KOREA

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Maybe you can eat Korea

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

There’s a place that’s a giant crab

You could eat that

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Koeia lives in the Ocean!

We wouldn't want to harm her, she's been real nice!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

NO

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Well you obviously can't eat the ocean all at once

Just a bit at a time

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

I AM NOT NICE

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:24 PM

Why don't ya wanna be nice?

I thought you didn't care?

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

You seem a bit protective but yknow

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Bein' nice is... well, it's nice!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

YEAH I KNOW (edited)

AND IM NOT NICE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Well you've been talkin' to me!

You didn't have to, but ya did!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:25 PM

Yeah! The big shark is right!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Are you alright, Koeia?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

I'm sure there's lotsa good hidden in you, Koeia!

Ya just don't wanna express it.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

AAAAA

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Koeia is learning the true meaning of friendship!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

I don't think the good is hidden

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

THE ONLY THING HIDDEN INSIDE OF ME RIGHT NOW IS THE CORPSE OF JOHN

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:26 PM

This is obviously a cool fish

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

NO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Very true!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Oh

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAA

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Yea!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

NO

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Wait did you eat McAfee

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

No?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

YES I DID

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

YEAH!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Ah

YEAH!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

YEAAH!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

YEAAH?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

I think so!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Oh, that’s really helpful

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Ok!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Good job

I was worried about that guy

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

HE STABBED ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Was he an evil

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

See? You even eat the real bad folks! That's the mark of a nice sea beast!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Mhm!

Indeed!

Oh hey Koeia! How was that duel? Did you have fun?

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Seems pretty nice to me

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:28 PM

I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE HE STABBED ME AND PUT ME IN A CAGE

IM NOT NICE

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Is he dead?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

I DONT KNOW

YES

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

"I don't know"?... You seemed pretty enthusiastic about it! (edited)

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Wow

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

AAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:29 PM

And oh yeah!

You have my gratitude!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I DONT WANT YOUR GRATITUDE

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I'm thankful that you value my gratitude so much to fight tooth and nail for it!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS ONLY FOR THE LUCK

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

Sure...

It was totally for my gratitude!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

I think she don't wanna look too nice, y'know, cause she has to keep up the façade of bein' a scary beast and all! Maybe it's for like, makin' sure that she doesn't get made fun of by other sea beasts?

Maybe it's like, a whole unhealthy sea beast society!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:30 PM

NO

AAAAAA

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Well giving gratitude is like my favourite thing so like I need somewhere to put it

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

AAAAAAAAA

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Ya can tell us 'bout your issues, Koeia, there's no other sea beasts listenin'!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Yea!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

We're trustworthy!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

I DONT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:31 PM

Why're ya screamin' then?

You sound sorta anxious!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:32 PM

IM NOT ANXIOUS

IM MAD

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Mad?

Did I say somethin' offensive?

I'm real sorry.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:32 PM

ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN CALLING ME NICE AND WHATNOT

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Huh?

Yeah! (edited)

It's true!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

Cause it's true!

Ayyyy!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

NO ITS NOT

IM NOT NICE

I WILL KILL YOU ALL

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

I dunno why ya keep denyin' it.

Oh, actually, can I ask ya somethin'?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

Koeia.. you need to stop living in a lie! You are nice!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

AND I FINALLY HAVE BACK THE POWER TO KILL YOU ALL NOW

IM NOT NICE

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:33 PM

You're from 'round these parts, right?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:34 PM

I’m pretty much from anywhere

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:34 PM

D'you know anythin' 'bout the jungle on the island with the bench?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Ooo yea!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:34 PM

I can’t really be on land.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:34 PM

Oh, right, I'm sorry!

Well, t'was worth a shot.

I'll try to go back there myself again.

Still gotta do the thing with the bench, heh...

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:35 PM

What thing with the bench?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:35 PM

I thought I told ya!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:35 PM

Well... I forgot!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:35 PM

I... I wanna go back there.

With... uh, I guess Undyne was more direct.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:36 PM

To benchpress the bench?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:36 PM

With a boyfriend, heh!

No!

To just...

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Ah.

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Sit on it.

It's a nice bench.

Y'know?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:36 PM

I don't!

I haven't seen it yet!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Well, you should see it!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

JUST ASK HIM OUT ALREADY

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

WHAT D'YOU KNOW ABOUT DATIN'?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Nothing

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

I'm surprised you even know what askin' out someone is.

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Hey can we be friends

Also I have no idea what's going on

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:37 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

I think Koeia's already friends with all of us!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

NO IM NOT

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

She just doesn't wanna admit it!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

I HATE YOU ALLLLLLLL

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

Yet you're still talking to us!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

AAAAAAAAAA

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

Yeah, you could just leave if you hated us!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:38 PM

Because you enjoy our presence!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

NO

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Well if we can't be friends I'm gonna be sad...

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

GOOD

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Don't worry 'bout it, Maerk, they just don't wanna admit it.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Maerk, I'll be your friend!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

Okay yeah that is pretty cool

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:39 PM

I'll be your friend too!

You're a funny lil guy.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Thanks for that humming by the way.. it was really nice!

I enjoyed it...

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Three friends at once? Neat

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:40 PM

IM NOT YOUR FRIEND

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:40 PM

She's everybody's friend!

Except for John.

But he's dead, so!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Really?

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

NO IM NOT

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

You think she'd be friends with The Tempest?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Uh...

I dunno.

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

IM NO ONES FRIEND

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Aw, c'mon, don't say that!

That's just sorta sad!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Too bad! You're my friend!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

I'm sorry I'm force friending you

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

YEAH!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

YEA!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

You got THREE friends!

Koeia BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

YES

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

YEAH!

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 11:41 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:42 PM

...Oh.

I'm sure she's feelin' kinda overwhelmed!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:42 PM

Aww... she must be so emotional over realizing she got three friends!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:42 PM

Yeah!

Let's give 'er some time.

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:42 PM

+ plus Orla cus she's included with being my friend

Legally

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:42 PM

There she goes.

She’ll get used to it in time, don’t worry

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Hell yeah!

...I can swear, right?

That's okay with you folks?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:43 PM

"HELL"?!

NOT IN MY FAMILIY FRIENDLY NINTENDO PARTY GAME!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Is hell a swear?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:43 PM

I think so!

It's kind of a sensitive word!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Oh

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I said fuck once

1

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I dunno what that means.

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I have a lot of- You have??

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Don't question it.

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

When? Where was I?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

You say some funny words, Muskular!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

I dunno

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

No I don't!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Well, I think they're funny.

And it's okay to be funny!

It's entertainin'!

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:46 PM

I'm a funny little guy and that's cool

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:46 PM

...I suppose that's true!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Being a funny little guy is a very good quality

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:46 PM

Yeah!

Ianis smacks Muskular's back again.

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:47 PM

AAA

Why am I the only one getting smacked?!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:48 PM

Cause I like ya a lot!

And you make funny noises, heh!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:49 PM

This.. (edited)

What… (edited)

“Funny noises”?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:50 PM

The screamin' you do after I smack ya!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:50 PM

You like my screams?!

That sounds like something Koeia would say!

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Well, in this context!

It's not like I'm tryin' to hurt ya!

It's just sorta cute, y'know?

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Yea.. Of course I’m not hurt! I’m strong!

But cute?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:52 PM

whispers to Orla Is this flerting?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:52 PM

Yeah! Sorta!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:54 PM

Whispers back

Who knows

Just sounds like Trixie to me

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:55 PM

(lmao)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:55 PM

What're you folks whisperin' 'bout?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:55 PM

Women

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:55 PM

Wether or not you’re flirting

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:56 PM

I’m still being flirted to? (edited)

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Oh, yeah, I am!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Oh, there’s our answer

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Ah.. I see..

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:57 PM

I mean, I can be more direct if ya want, fella!

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:57 PM

WHat?

What do you mean by that?

Ianis BOT 16-Feb-22 11:58 PM

I haven't been the most subtle but it still looks like most of what I say goes over your head, heh!

Orla BOT 16-Feb-22 11:58 PM

Whispers to Maerk Should we be here for this?

Maerk BOT 16-Feb-22 11:59 PM

back to Orla I have no idea what's going on I'll follow you

Muskular BOT 16-Feb-22 11:59 PM

But.. what does being “more direct” even imply?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:02 AM

Maerk instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:02 AM

(edited)

Maerk

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:03 AM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:03 AM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Well, instead of just tryin' to be a bit subtle, I could just, y'know...

Talk 'bout flirtin' directly!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Eh? There’s a difference?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:04 AM

Although I gotta admit that it's pretty fun to see what you don't notice, heh!

There's a few peeps 'round here though so, hm...

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:06 AM

Well less now that a handful of them left..

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:06 AM

Hey, what's this over there, actually?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:06 AM

?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:06 AM

(look in your moveinstants)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:07 AM

(I don’t have access to the bar)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:07 AM

(oh wait it's an area?)

(damn wtf)

(i didnt understand that lmaoo)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:07 AM

(lmao)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Wait, that's just the bar...

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Yeah… never got permission to enter!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:08 AM

Eh, that's fine, we don't need to get in.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:08 AM

Why did you want to go to the bar in the first place?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:09 AM

There's probably some more private place to sit in there!

I've just been sittin' on a barrel here for the entire time.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:09 AM

Ok..?

Unfortunately I can’t relate

Due to the whole

Floating thing

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Oh, that's pretty handy, eh?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:11 AM

It has its perks!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:11 AM

I can imagine.

Well, I think I'd prefer walkin' still.

After, I gotta work out these legs, haha!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Actually.. if we want to go into some specifics…

Y’know how I asked for permission to get onboard the ship?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:13 AM

Yeah?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:13 AM

Well…

How do I put this…

If they had said no and tried to stop me from getting onboard… they’d probably be out of luck!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:14 AM

Huh?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:14 AM

To put it another way..

I’m immune to movement disrupting actions!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:14 AM

Oh, that sounds real useful!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:14 AM

Haven’t really used it yet!

Was thinking about using it to board The Ghost King a while back after they kicked me off..

Just for a little laugh!

But I decided to respect their choice!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:15 AM

Oh, they kicked you off?

Why'd they do that?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Yep!

They didn’t want to deal with The Tempest!

Said I carried too much of a risk because of that!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:16 AM

Damn.

I guess that's sorta understandable!

I'm not really worried myself though, they're missin' half of their crew!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:17 AM

Yep!

Actually…

If The Tempest aren’t here now…

Do you think they may have run into the rest of my crew…?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:18 AM

I don't really think so.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:18 AM

I hope not..

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:18 AM

The rest of your crew would be, uh, the funny-lookin' Pirate, and Inigo, right?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:19 AM

Patchy, Steve, and Inigo

The King is also onboard.

Hmm…

I really did think The Tempest were going to be here…

Now I’m worried..

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:20 AM

Why wouldja be worried?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:20 AM

Did you see our crew’s ship?

It has no offense!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:20 AM

That's no issue!

We can just negotiate with 'em, y'know?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:21 AM

But… what if it’s too late?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:21 AM

Besides, who needs guns when you've got THESE!

Ianis flexes.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:21 AM

They could be-

A

Is this…

Really the best time..?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:22 AM

I'm tryin' to lighten the mood!

I wouldn't want ya to worry too much, it ain't the best.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:23 AM

I guess.. that’s appreciated..

But I’d feel guilty y’know?

That I left them..?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:23 AM

Well, you left 'em for a reason, eh?

Ya didn't feel like you wanted to be with more violent folk?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:26 AM

They’re… not really violent though?

We’re talking about the new crew, right?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:26 AM

New crew?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:27 AM

Y’know? The one with Inigo?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:27 AM

OH!

These folk!

I don't think you should feel too guilty, hm?

Inigo didn't really seem angry!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:28 AM

Eh… maybe we should just not talk about it right now!

Maybe that’ll make me feel better!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:28 AM

Sure thing, fella!

Actually, I'm kinda curious.

What're you lookin' for in those seas?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:29 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:29 AM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:30 AM

Oh, hiya again!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:30 AM

Oh hey!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

So, Muskular, you lookin' for anythin' in the seas?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Uhm.. not really sure anymore!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

I was looking for a good time..

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

I AM LOOKING FOR A LASSIE WITH HAIR

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

With no violence!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Oh, hey, Demoman.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:33 AM

Hmm? That could be many people!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Oh yeah yer right.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Well that sounds respectable enough, eh?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Does lots of hair narrow it down any?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Not really!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Do ye mean Entrapta?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

You talkin' about Entrapta?

Purple hair?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Uh I don't think so.

I think her name was Orla?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Oh!

She's back on our ship, I think.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Oh! That’s who Maerk was talking to!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:34 AM

Huh? Maerk told me she was down here!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

...Huh?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

Huh?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

No, she left... uh.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

I don't see her around, and she wasn't at the bar.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

Hey, Muskular, where did she leave off to?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

To the Ms Kye!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

Are ye for real?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

Yea!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

She should be on the deck, yeah!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

What's this about Orla, amigo?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:35 AM

Maybe she's below deck.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:36 AM

Now that I think about it, yeah, I think I did see a lass with some hair over on yer ship.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:36 AM

What're you lookin' to do with her?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:36 AM

Anyway I need ta talk to her.

She has a magic pocketwatch apparently.

Maerk says it will help us locate cookies.

Which, we need ta' do soon, or else Koeia might go a little sea-monster on us. (edited)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Cookies?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Cookies!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:37 AM

Oh, Koeia!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:37 AM

She er, likes cookies.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:38 AM

She's our friend, don't worry 'bout it.

I'm sure she won't hurt us.

She's just kinda anxious, y'know?

Lotsa stress.

I mean she just got THREE new friends!

That's a lotta emotional pressure!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:38 AM

Yeah, and I'd rather not the towerin' sea-beast be experiencin' a lot of stress.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:38 AM

Fair 'nuff.

As long as you don't hurt her!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

I could go for some cookies myself.

Hiya!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

I just saw her on the deck of the kye

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Hello there Maerk!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Also hi

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:39 AM

Yep!

She went aboard immediately after you exited the lovely conversation that was happening!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:40 AM

So you admit that it was lovely?

Heh! I'm doin' better than I thought!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:40 AM

UHM

It’s a figure of speech!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Uh huh.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Do I even wan'ta know?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Nope!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Aye, fair enough.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

By me rattlin' bones, is this still goin' on...?

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Apparently they ianis is flirting Muskular

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:41 AM

Well, yeah, what he said.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:42 AM

Him?! I- Okey? (edited)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:42 AM

I’m not really sure! It’s hard to tell when it starts and when it ends…

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Ok can someone go get Orla so we can chat?

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Uh sure probably maybe!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:43 AM

Maerk instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:43 AM

(edited)

Maerk

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:47 AM

(how much longer are you gonna be around for Locke if you know?)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:47 AM

(like an hour then i gotta go for threeish)

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:48 AM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:48 AM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:48 AM

I’m here.

What’s this about cookies?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:49 AM

We need some for the sea-beasty.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Apparently, Koeia likes cookies.

It's a gift for her!

To show her we're all friends.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:49 AM

Huh. That sounds like a good plan

But why am I needed for it?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:50 AM

Somethin' about a pocketwatch...?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:50 AM

Oh

I see

Orla pulls out a pocket watch

I’m guessing you need to know where to get ingredients or something?

If so, I can get information from this.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

This thing can just, find random stuff?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

(edited)

Maerk

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Not exactly find.

It’s sentient, it answers questions

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

Huh.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

I mean, we are in a market right now.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

It’s vague as all hell but it’s still useful

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

You could just ask it to find cookies then, eh?

Oh! I could look for cookies right now!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:52 AM

I’ve been using it to try and locate Barbaros’ other pieces.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:53 AM

HEY MUSKULAR! WANNA FIND COOKIES WITH ME?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:53 AM

Yeah, that also works.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:53 AM

Ok one of you find cookies then I smash this bottle over the shopkeep's head and we run with em.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:53 AM

I'm sure I could just ask for 'em!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:54 AM

We could also just sneak them out. With that as a backup plan

Or Maerk could just ask for them, he’s a persuasive little fella

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:54 AM

This is a pirates market, bastards that run these shops are swindlers, not charity organizers.

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:54 AM

I mean sometimes when I ask people for stuff they just give it to me for free

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

Don't we have the stuff to make cookies aboard our ship, anyhow?

We've plenty of food below deck.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

Okey but we don't have an oven.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

That would be much easier than getting into a fight

Oh

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

Nah, we gotta find the cookies here!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

Yeah that’s a crossroad

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

How many cookies d'we need?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:55 AM

As many as possible.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

(Let me check something about the description)

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Koeia is very large

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

What kind of cookies?

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

We should ask what kind they likr

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

I don't think she specified.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Dang, we should've asked her earlier!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Hm. You should ask

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

She didn't tell me she liked cookies!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

I can go see!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

See what?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Maerk instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

(edited)

Maerk

jeanstown ---> ghostbelow

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

You should just- Ah

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:56 AM

Cookies are like half the reason she's been goin' along with us so far.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Huh? Where'd he go?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

The other half was McAfee and now that's outta the picture.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Ghost ship I think

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

WHA?

I got no money though!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

It's fine, we can, uh...

Ask nicely!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

...

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

They'll give us a few!

I'm sure!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

We're gonna steal em! You in?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

‘Could also just steal em

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Well I got a cookie from a tavern once!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

SEE? SEE?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:57 AM

It was a raisin cookie though...

And also Koeia bit a part of my hand off right after that

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:58 AM

Ouch.

Well, it was prolly friendly teasin' or somethin'!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:58 AM

I miss my cookie

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:58 AM

We can get more cookies, alright?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 12:58 AM

Okay!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:58 AM

Anyways, I'll go around lookin' for cookies.

You should do the same!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

Are we all going cookie hunting in that case?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

If we do it together, we're more likely to find somethin'.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

I think only one of us has to look for em, the rest of us should focus on nabbin' em.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from ???!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

(edited)

Maerk

ghostbelow ---> jeanstown

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

Fair enough

Who wants to be the distraction?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

I feel like that's a job cut out for Maerk.

How 'bout it?

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 12:59 AM

Apparently they have no preferences and just want

All the cookies

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

HUH?

Where is she?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Maerk would be a great distraction

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

How'd you talk to her?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

If he’s up to it, of course.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Is she near the Ghost King ship or somethin'?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:00 AM

Yeah she's in the water by the ship.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:01 AM

Oh.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:01 AM

We can cook aboard The Ghost King. Just checked.

This... quandary... is... WORTHLESS!!!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:01 AM

Nah!

We'll find cookies!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:01 AM

Okay but get this

More cookies if we do both

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

True!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Mhm!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Yep!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

I see no lies

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Also you have to agree that if they do give me cookies for free don't beat them up

Or like

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

And I feel like we’re going for quantity right now

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Any a little

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:02 AM

Oh my bones. That watch or whatever it is could just. Point ye to our ship and be right.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Nah!

We're gettin' those cookies!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

If Koeia can eat a raisin cookie, she'll take anything!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

What do you mean, Cortez?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

So that's fine!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Cap'n, what pirates would we be if we didn't take tha' opportunity to do a little plunderin'? (edited)

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

We'd have everything we need to make cookies aboard.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

WELL!

I can't get aboard your ship!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:03 AM

Well yeah, we’ll just do both

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

So I'll just get my own cookies!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Yeah you could.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

That’s also true. Takes us awhile to

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

A team effort!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

This is an endeavour for FRIENDSHIP!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

It's just a movement away.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

It's a struggle!

I gotta get this for my FRIEND!

It's a personal thing!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:04 AM

Regardless, I may be wrong but our ship may leave us behind if we do that

Better to do it quick

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Yeah our crew wants to trade and be nice and we're gonna totally do that

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Think of how many cookies ye could nab with those four arms Cortez!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Demoman, could we step into the bar for a second? I'd like to have a word, if ye wouldn't mind.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Ah alright.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Oh, you folks can get into the bar too?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> poisson

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM

Wait there’s a bar here

Huh

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

Yeah!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

But you need to prove yourself to the owner first.

It's the fish lady that's sleepin' over there. Ianis points towards Undyne.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

What a weird bar

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

I just proved myself by lifting her, haha!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM

I can't get either

Oh

Cool fish lady

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

I’m tempted to try but I don’t think I need to at the moment

We need to focus on the cookie mission

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

I'm kinda worried 'bout these two fellas, though.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

Oh, me too

The way they left was suspicious. Might be plotting against us

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

I dunno what'd be so secretive that we can't hear 'bout it.

Oh, hiya there!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

Hullo

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

Who're you fella?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Welcome back

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Hi again!

I was talkin' 'bout gettin' cookies!

I heard you liked those, so I wanted to be a good friend!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Koeia peeks a small bit of her head out of the water

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

We have a whole plan. You won’t have to wait long

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

YEAH!

COOKIES!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

YEAH

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Yeah

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

COOKIES (edited)

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

Pretty much

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

WE'RE GETTIN' COOKIES FOR YA!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:08 AM

(this is great)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM

(it is)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM

COOKIES

(Truly)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM

See, I told'ya she's a good gal!

She just needs encouragement.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM

WHAT

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM

We'll give you cookies!

Edwin VanCleef BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

The name's Edwin, First Mate of the Ghost King. I heard we're on a mission for Koeia here and came to check everything out.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

Oh, hi!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

Yeah. We’re gettin cookies

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

I'm Ianis, First Mate of the MS Kye!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

Cookies.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:10 AM

We're gettin' cookies to show that we're great friends!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:11 AM

COOKIES

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:11 AM

This is very important

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:11 AM

Mhm!

Ya should've told me you liked cookies, Koeia!

Edwin VanCleef BOT 17-Feb-22 01:12 AM

Pleasure to meet ye, Ianis. Aye, I'm aware of the sea beasty and her love for cookies. It's how we first got her to come along with us instead of destroy our ship!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:12 AM

I'm sure she wouldn't do somethin' like that!

She's just kinda anxious!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

YES I WOULD

I HAVE DESTROYED MANY SHIPS

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

I'm sure those were bad folks!

Like John!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

THE SEAS HAVE BEEN MADE UNSAFE BECAUSE OF ME

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

Really?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

They probably weren’t

YES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 AM

I'll be honest, I've heard of at least 2 other sea creatures.

Three, maybe.

Big ones, too!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:14 AM

…

IM BIG

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:14 AM

Yeah you are!

But I wouldn't say you've made anythin' unsafe.

If anything, you've been pretty fun, hah!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

AAAA

NOOO

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

Especially considerin' how boring everything's been before.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

AAAAAAAAA

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

A lil bit of spice is good, y'know?

And you've got LOTS of spice!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM

Not actual spice, I dunno if that'd be good for you.

Actually have you tried that before? Spice?

I think they put some spices in cookies sometimes.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:16 AM

Yeah they do

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:16 AM

HaHA!

Good!

UH, I was sayin', what was I sayin'?

Right, you're really not an issue! And ya shouldn't view yourself like that!

It's not a real healthy way to think 'bout yourself, eh?

Edwin VanCleef BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 AM

Aye, ye've been a fine companion to travel the high seas with.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

Hiya again, you folks!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

Secret bar talk has concluded!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

Welcome back

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

YES I SHOULD

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM

How was the talk? Anything we should know about

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

(I’m going to eat I shall be back)

1

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Nah..! I feel much safer when you're around!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Nay, it was a trifling matter.

Anyone who went in there could tell ye the same.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:19 AM

Are there any actual drinks in the bar? (edited)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Just a little interpersonal business.

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:20 AM

Thats cool!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:20 AM

D'they have ale?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:20 AM

You still joining us for the cookie heist?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:21 AM

How's about this? I'll make cookies of me own. With four arms, I bet I could manufacture 'em so quickly. And I'll compete with ye and whatever silly method you go about procurin' 'em! (edited)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Haha! A challenge!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Ooo!

Hey!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

I

I mean. Whatever gets us a lot of cookies

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Lotsa cookies!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

If a competition is what it takes so be it

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:22 AM

Y'know... there's someone here who can officiate duels!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Huh?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Yea!

Haven't you heard?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

If it’s a duel then. What’s the prize?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

Nope.

We don't have to make it a duel, right?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

You seriously haven't heard of the Maerk and Koeia duel a while back?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:23 AM

I have, but, I dunno who officiated it.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

It was me!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Oh!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Ye can officiate duels?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Well... yea!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

That sounds great!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

It's typically 1 on 1s though...

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Aren't you goin' to be participatin' in the duel though?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

So each party would need a lead of sorts!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Isn't that a conflict of interest?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:24 AM

Hmm... I could just do something else!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:25 AM

Damn...

I was lookin' forward to gettin' cookies with ya!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:25 AM

There's still 4 of us on cookie heist duty.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:25 AM

And... I may or may not do better under certain conditions.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:25 AM

So who are we considering the leader of this heist?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:26 AM

Not to put you on the spot, but you’re the one who started this Ianis

I feel like your the most fitting lead

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:26 AM

Ianis it is!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:26 AM

Wait no

This

Should be a group decision-

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:26 AM

I'm fine with Ianis takin' it up, don't know how much I like the idea of directly competin' with me own captain.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Actually...

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Sure thing, then!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

There might be one hiccup...

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Hey, uh, I think I should be the one doin' the distraction, actually.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Yohohohohoho! One of ye for each of me arms? Am I going to have to tie one behind my back to make it fair?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

Ye do have the most distracting presence.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 AM

I sure do!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

I thought I could only do duels between people in the same area! So uhm.. lemme consult GOD.

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

You and Maerk could work together

I feel like the combination would be unstoppable

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

And, uh, I could flex in front of the shopkeepers, right?

I, might get a bonus, if I do somethin'... gay.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

...

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

(in-fucking-credible ability.)

1

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:28 AM

Oh, do that then

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:29 AM

Wait.. where's the cooking equipment?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:30 AM

Aboard me ship.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:30 AM

Ah.

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:30 AM

I'll show ye sweets that'd make the great Zess T. 'erself shed tears of joy, just ye wait!

Let's hope yer pilfered pastries can stand up to my shipmade confectionery!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:32 AM

I hope so! They'll be acquired with passion and friendship in mind!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:33 AM

Acquired, but not made, amigo!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:33 AM

I'm not a really good cook, so this' the best I can do!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 AM

Right, so that leaves me and Orla for the stealin'.

I guess Maerk is gonna be our spotter now?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 AM

‘Suppose so.

Though I’ll warn you, I’m not the stealthiest.

But I’ll do the best I can

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:35 AM

Neither am I!

So I hope all of ye know how to run like yer ass is on fire!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:36 AM

Ye should've brought me first mate Edwin aboard if ye were hopin' for stealth, yohohoho!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:36 AM

Fair enough. I’ll keep it in mind

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:36 AM

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY I GOT PERMISSION FROM GOD TO HOLD THIS DUEL

Are we doing a prize or punishment?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

Prize, I should hope!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

This be a friendly competition, prize!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

ok well what are we gonna make the prize?

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

I feel like prize is more fittin

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

I still think they'll just give me their stuff if I ask

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

You find us a good place to get some cookies and you can try askin'.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

Hiya again!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

Hello!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

she pokes her head out of the water

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

Welcome back

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

How about... Luck? That seems like a good prize.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

The prize...?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

Luck? Yeah why not!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

We’re doin a duel to see who can get you the most cookies

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

COOKIES

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 AM

I'll be makin' em, and this lot will be thievin' em.

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

A showdown for the generations!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

COOKIES

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

Passion for bakin' vs passion for theivin'!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

We'll be gettin' you lotsa cookies either way!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

COOKIES

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 AM

By the way, we should be telling the captains about this. Keep them updated

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:41 AM

And I guess Ill just ask

Im gonna prove it works way better

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:41 AM

Maerk ye gotta find us a good spot too, Ianis is doin distraction now.

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:42 AM

yep

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:45 AM

COOKIES!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:45 AM

Yohohoho... Feast your eyes on this, amigos...! Cortez has been sketching on a scrap piece of paper. It appears to be a design for a hat. (edited)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

Huh?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

(LMFAO)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

That's kinda funny!

(that's amazing)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

(OH MY GOD)

(I LOVE IT)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

Now there's a hat befittin' a captain!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

WE'LL GET SOME COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:46 AM

COOKIE HAT

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:47 AM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate

1.5/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:47 AM

(edited)

Pirate

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:47 AM

Hiya there!

We're GONNA GET COOKIES!

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

COOL

I GUESS

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

YEAH! (edited)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

They're plundering them! (edited)

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

p..p

PLUNDERIN?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

Yes

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

That's just a detail, Muskular.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

COOKIES!

Barbaros BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

[i know pinning does not do much here but i dont care] (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

(BWAHAHA THANK YOU)

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:48 AM

(let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(good pin)

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

@Molly

Molly appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(edited)

Molly

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

Hiya there!!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(I consider myself the spiritual winner of this battle no matter what happens now)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

You here to get COOKIES? (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(TRUE)

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:49 AM

(true)

YEAH!

Molly BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

what

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

(can the winner of the competition receive this hat)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

COOKIES!

Molly BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

???

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

(omg)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

WE'RE GETTIN' COOKIES FOR OUR FRIEND KOEIA!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

(No my hat)

IM NOT YOUR FRIEND

BUT COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

YEAHH!! YOU WILL BE WHEN I GET YA SOME COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

NO

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

That's right!

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

holy moly the kraken got bigger

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

I SURE DID

Molly BOT 17-Feb-22 01:50 AM

are you guys having a duel to see who gives cookies to koeia

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

The cookies are for her!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Aye.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

yes

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

NO!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

We're ALL givin' her cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Also true

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Right, the competition is who does better at it!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Cortez is gonna bake some and we're gonna plunder some.

Molly BOT 17-Feb-22 01:51 AM

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:52 AM

(do we hand over the cookies at the end of the phase or obtain and wait to next one)

(im dumb probably the first thing)

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:52 AM

Now all I need is a "Kiss the Skeleton Pirate Baker" apron, and I'll be unstoppable...!

1

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:52 AM

(Probably the first yeah)

(PFFFFTTT)

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:53 AM

Can we kiss you before that?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:53 AM

Ye won't be able to handle the power of my incredibly specific clothin' accessories, amigos!!! (edited)

I- Do you... want, to...?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:54 AM

(We have another ship docked here)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:54 AM

(chefs kiss? th- they do...?

)

1

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:54 AM

I wasn't expectin' this from this lil guy, haha!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:54 AM

I don't think anyone has ever expressed even a hypothetical interest in kissin' me post-death before.

I'll have you know that I'm a skeleton with very high standards, though!

Maerk BOT 17-Feb-22 01:56 AM

Kisses are just like hugs yknow

very cool things

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:56 AM

I agree!

Orla BOT 17-Feb-22 01:56 AM

They- well

I suppose

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:57 AM

I mean... I don't even have lips.

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:57 AM

NEITHER DO I!

And yet I've been told I'm a great kisser!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:58 AM

Hugs are fine, though. I've got an extra share of arms, so I'm probably about twice as good as that!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:59 AM

That's a lotta huggin' power.

I dunno if it can match mine though, heh!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:59 AM

I suppose I lack warmth...

Whatever! This talk is odd! I am not sure if I am feeling like discussing this any further!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:00 AM

Sure thing!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 02:01 AM

The point is, ye will have your behinds handed to you four times over!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:01 AM

We'll see 'bout that, Cortez!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:02 AM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:03 AM

YEAH! COOKIES!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Cookies~

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Yes! Cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

Also by the way Koeia

When they feed you the cookies,

Don't bite a piece of them off (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:06 AM

AHAHAHAHA

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

Or else they may not give you any more cookies...

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

…….

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

(Asterisk: My cookies)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

(PFFFFFTTTTTT)

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

(AAAAA)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

(THIS IS TRUE) (edited)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:07 AM

(INCREDIBLE)

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:12 AM

...Hey, now that McAfee's dead, do ya think they're gonna rename Johnstown?

Preferably to somethin' less... confusable.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:12 AM

To what…? “Town”?

How about “Noonestown”?

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:13 AM

Considerin' Koeia put him down maybe she inherits the title?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:14 AM

I’m not sure what the legal process is for this sorta thing… but I think that’d be nice!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:14 AM

I think she'd make a good head for a place like that.

Teach those landlubbers a thing or two about not bein' such stuck up arseholes.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:15 AM

Yeah!

Provided she doesn’t destroy the whole town first that is!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:16 AM

Either or is good with me.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:16 AM

Hmm? There’s probably at least some decent people living there!

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:17 AM

Well if she say, told em all to get out first.

We did that before we blasted the place when we visited.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:18 AM

Oh

Yeah

Forgot about that!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:06 AM

@Twig

Twig appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Twig

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:06 AM

(edited)

Twig

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:13 AM

@Noah

Noah appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:13 AM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:15 AM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:15 AM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Noah BOT 17-Feb-22 09:40 AM

Making more treats for the beast, hm? I will join in- let us see if I learned anything from Futo!

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 10:09 AM

Just don't steal any ingredients from my bar!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 10:34 AM

Twig instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 10:34 AM

(edited)

Twig

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:03 AM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:03 AM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 11:05 AM

To the members of the Kye

When you get chance please come to bottom deck

We discussing things

(Wondering if I should ping everybody individually or not)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 11:08 AM

Oh sure!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:08 AM

Ianis instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:08 AM

(edited)

Ianis

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 11:09 AM

Suppose I can come back later

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:09 AM

Quagsire instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:09 AM

(edited)

Quagsire

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:40 PM

James Pond instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:40 PM

(edited)

James Pond

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:13 PM

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:16 PM

Hiya again folks!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:16 PM

Hello!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 PM

So you'll be officiating the duel thing?

What'll ya be doin' while we get those cookies?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 PM

Yep!

Don’t really know yet what I’ll be doing!

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 01:26 PM

Where do you think you'll find cookies here?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:27 PM

The market of course!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:29 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:29 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:30 PM

Am I'm even allowed here if not wearing jeans

@Muskular welcome to join crew if still interested

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:31 PM

I am?

Okay!

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:31 PM

Yes

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:31 PM

Yea.. I see no reason not too!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:32 PM

Yeah!!

Welcome to the crew!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:32 PM

Actually… do I need confirmation from both captains?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kickmesign

VISIBLE A sign with the words "KICK ME" written on it in red paint.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

Depends on whether we hear from Dodo

Entrapta BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

Dodo's kind of inactive at the moment.

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

Has been quiet

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:34 PM

Ah..

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:35 PM

Didn't expect captain to be work but I'm fine with

Entrapta always reliable for advice

Thankful for that

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

Koeia pokes her head slightly out of the water

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

Hiya Koeia!

We'll get ya some cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

YEAH!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

Yea, cookies!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 01:37 PM

COOKIES

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Don't forget we going to F7 after this

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Righto!

Hey, we'll get back to the island with the jungle later, right?

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:38 PM

Of course

Have you found person yet

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 PM

Uh...

Well, we'll see, eh?

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 PM

Okay dokay

Keep me updated

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 01:39 PM

I sure will!

Entrapta BOT 17-Feb-22 01:40 PM

It's no problem, captain. Just doin' my job.

Quagsire BOT 17-Feb-22 01:41 PM

Well yes but you know like to let people know they appreciated

Entrapta BOT 17-Feb-22 01:42 PM

Of course!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:14 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:19 PM

COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:19 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:29 PM

COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:29 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:30 PM

YEAAAH!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:30 PM

I WILL EAT ALL OF THE COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:37 PM

HECK YEAH!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 02:39 PM

THEY SHALL RESULT IN A SIMILAR FATE TO JOHN MCAFFE

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 02:47 PM

WOOOO! (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 02:51 PM

Molly instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 02:51 PM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Edwin VanCleef BOT 17-Feb-22 04:12 PM

I'll be heading back to the ship. I bid ye well in yer contest. May it be a glorious and exciting one!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 04:12 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 04:12 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:24 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:24 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:24 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:25 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:25 PM

Looking for something?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:25 PM

Hiya again!

I know what I'll be lookin' for!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:26 PM

Cookies?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:26 PM

YEAH!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:26 PM

Yea

Still not sure what to do here…

If I can’t participate due to bias and all.. what else is there to do!? (edited)

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:26 PM

You could, uh...

Watch me do an amazing job at distracting folks!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:27 PM

Just looking around

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:27 PM

Okay..

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:28 PM

GIVE ME COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:28 PM

I'll find cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:29 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Oh yeah, Koeia!

Did I ever give you my gratitude?

Like… officially!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Maybe. BUT I DONT WANT IT

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Well I’m giving it to you anyway! (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:30 PM

AAAAAAAAA

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:30 PM

If you didn’t want it, you shouldn’t have won!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:31 PM

AAAA

WELL

I NEEDED THE LUCK

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:31 PM

But it was “maybe a bit of luck”! The biggest part of the prize was my gratitude!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:32 PM

NOOOOOOOOO

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Yea!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:32 PM

NOOOO

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Isn’t this a good thing?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:33 PM

NO

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:33 PM

You bit off a piece of me and I’m still giving you my gratitude! (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:33 PM

AAAAA

Entrapta BOT 17-Feb-22 05:36 PM

Entrapta stretches out a bit. Well, I have to get back to the ship. Something I have to do.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:36 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 05:37 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:37 PM

YEAH! WE'RE ALL GRATEFUL!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:37 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:40 PM

YEAAAH!

COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:40 PM

COOKIES

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 05:41 PM

STAR!

Do ye be plannin' on pluderin some cookies?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:41 PM

Me?

I was told not to… because it’d be interfering with the little competition these people are having!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:42 PM

NO

YOURE GETTING ME COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:42 PM

I… I am?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:42 PM

COOKIES

IT CAN STILL NOT BE A PART OF THE DUEL

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Yea.. but how would I get the cookies? (edited)

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:43 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:43 PM

If it’s from the market… maybe that could mess up the other people going for the market!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:44 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:45 PM

I already got you a cookie didn’t I?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:45 PM

MORE COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:45 PM

That should count for something!

Well these other folks will handle that!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:45 PM

MORE COOKIES OR YOULL MEET THE SAME FATE AS JOHN

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:45 PM

W-

But..

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:46 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:46 PM

But aren’t there a handful of other people not getting cookies..?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:46 PM

COOKIES

The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 05:47 PM

[Lad, ya better do what she says.]

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:47 PM

Think about the duel!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:47 PM

COOKIES

MORE

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:47 PM

I don’t wanna screw with it!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:47 PM

GET MORE COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:48 PM

From WHERE?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:48 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:48 PM

Huh?

Cookies from cookies?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:48 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:54 PM

COOKIES!

Maybe there's some cookies in our bar aboard?

I haven't really checked.

Or Entrapta could try and make some!

Makin' weird machines is kinda like baking, right?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 05:55 PM

Probably not!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:55 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:55 PM

COOKIES!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 05:57 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 05:58 PM

YEAAA!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:00 PM

@James Pond

James Pond appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

James Pond

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:00 PM

(edited)

James Pond

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

did someone say cooky

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Yes!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Many people in fact!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

COOKIES

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:01 PM

i Want SOME w t f

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:02 PM

MY COOKIES

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:02 PM

Yea.. Koeia is pretty possessive of them…

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:02 PM

Can I haves A c00kie

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Well, we'll be gettin' cookies but it's mostly for our friend Koeia!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

NO

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

We can getcha cookies later, though!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

MY COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Yeah, don't worry, you'll get cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:03 PM

YOU WILL RECEIVE THE SAME FATE AS THOSE COOKIES IF YOU TAKE EVEN 1

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:04 PM

I woud like a

I can risk it i love cockies

1

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:04 PM

MY COOKIES

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Cries

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 06:05 PM

...Hey lil guy, how about I give you a cookie and we steer clear of these people?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:05 PM

GOOD

NO

I WANT COOKIE

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 06:06 PM

You'll get some, jeez!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:06 PM

We'll get ya a buncha cookies!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:06 PM

MY COOKIES

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:06 PM

Dont You l1ke anything ?else

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

PEOPLE

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Like knitting or stretching itno

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Oh no is it Going to eat a peoples

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Star, this be a good opportunity to start pirating!

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Muskular ain't participatin'.

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

Hello Pirate Terraria

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

COOKIES

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:07 PM

He can't, cause, y'know, he's the one officiatin' the duel.

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Hello little man

Oh

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Can't he do both?

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

There'd be some kinda conflict of interest, y'know?

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

That’s lame

Ianis BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Uh...

Can he?

HEY MUSKULAR!

Can't ya do both?

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Muskular, join the duel and plunder some cookies!

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Fight the war and Eat the eat

1

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

I WANT COOKIES

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:08 PM

I’ll teach you everything you need to know!

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Well i want Yor mother

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:09 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:13 PM

scrimblygeeg

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:15 PM

ALL OF THE COOKIES ARE MINE

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:16 PM

i dont Like yuou

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:16 PM

GOOD

I HATE YOU AS WELL

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:16 PM

i go and make video

kIlling Peopl e with Rock now

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:23 PM

Can’t I do what?

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Are you a star

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Yes I am!

A Star Spirit to be exact!

Name’s Muskular!

James Pond BOT 17-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Awsone

i usedto collect dtars

But now im retire

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Ah. I see!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Ye remind me o' this big blue rock I had in my collection back home, I must say... I never particularly cared for it.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Who? Me?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Aye, it was star-shaped. This mustachioed plumber came to retrieve it for some grand quest or some such.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Uh…

UHM…

Have I heard of you before..?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Have ye?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Now that you say that… that does sound somewhat familiar…

Mustached plumber… Mario?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Cortez snaps his fingers of one hand and points. That's the name, aye!

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Yeah! That’s the one who saved me back when I was turned into a card!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:30 PM

Interestin' connection.

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:30 PM

Indeed it is!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:32 PM

So, ye must come from a world made of paper, too, I reckon?

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Hmm… I did! Specifically around the same time as the whole “taken and turned into a card” thing!

But at some point down the line I was asked to help out with a party in the third dimension!

And I wasn't really up to much else at the time... so we gladly did!

I went through a redesign as a result...

A bit strange to have a mouth and then suddenly lack one! But you get used to it!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:37 PM

...Huh.

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:40 PM

This

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:40 PM

Ack.. only if Cortez is fine with it!

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Make sure you put the pirate clothes on first!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:41 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Don't I already have them on?

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:41 PM

And make sure you put plunderin’ in the action so I can boost ye

Uh do you

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:42 PM

I think so!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Cortez abides.

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Oh where is everybody going after this

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Alright then!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:44 PM

We'll likely stay docked. I'm not feelin' called elsewhere in particular at the moment, so unless my crew objects in the short span we have...

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Apparently the MS KYE is heading for F7 last I heard!

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 06:47 PM

(Also this phase)

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 06:49 PM

We've done it, you know? McAfee is defeated! Me crew deserves to take a minute to celebrate.

(Excellent)

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:58 PM

@Jean Laffite

Jean Laffite appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!! (edited)

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 06:58 PM

(edited)

Jean Laffite

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Hello there Jean!

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 06:59 PM

‍

️

Jean Laffite BOT 17-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Hmm... maybe they're speaking in pirate language!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 07:00 PM

~~Where did you get this picture of me~~

Jean Laffite BOT 17-Feb-22 07:01 PM

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-clap-fireworks-cheer-gif-23094976

Pirate Terraria BOT 17-Feb-22 07:04 PM

https://tenor.com/view/mfc-pirata-gif-18368150

Muskular BOT 17-Feb-22 07:05 PM

Incomprehensible...

Perhaps one day I'll learn the ways of this fascinating way of talk!

King Harkinian BOT 17-Feb-22 07:05 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 17-Feb-22 07:32 PM

Pirate Terraria goes over to Muskular and gives him some excellent tips on plundering and pirate facts!

He then radios something somewhere.

Muskular announces...

Duel between Cortez and Ianis: Get the most cookies for Koeia. Whoever’s method, being Cortez’s Cooking vs Ianis’ Group Stealing, garners more cookies than the other wins. The prize for the winner is “Luck”. The time starts at the beginning of this rollover and ends when both parties’ cookie acquiring methods are completed, possibly being by the end of this rollover.

A duel has been declared!

The cooking competition is on! Luck to the contestants, and luck to the winner!

Cortez and Noah run off into the Ghost King, to bake some great cookies!

Ianis begins his strategy.

He goes over to some bakers...

And takes off his shirt and flexes!

1

Hummina hummina!

All the shopkeepers' jaws drop.

Demoman and Orla sneak up to the bakers' stalls and snatch all the cookies their hands can hold!

Muskular strays from the two, as he gets distracted by the...

impeccable back deltoids that look like they're just bulging out of his shoulders....

triceps that put most biceps to shame.......

forearms that are as well-turned as noblemen's calves....

1

And the abs that you could not just grate cheese with, but could probably shave your beard with!

1

Muskular can't steal anything...

because Ianis already stole his heart.

1

https://tenor.com/view/ha-gay-ken-jeong-youre-gay-thats-gay-gif-16371455

1

Maerk, the other shark man, instead goes over to ask nicely for some cookies.

The baker squeezes the adorable boy's cheek and gives him a basket of cookies.

1

Cortez and Noah return, holding two large baskets of freshly baked cookies!

1

But Ianis' crew just had the manpower advantage... they have way more!

1

I steal a cookie from both Cortez and Demoman.

1

Cortez' cookies are way fresher, straight from the oven!

1

But koeia doesn't care.

1

All of the cookies are devoured quicker than you can say "gay fish"!

1

The beast doesn't seem to distinguish much between the taste.

Looks like Ianis won this duel!

James pond is very sad.

1

Behind my back, I slip him a cookie.

1

I actually pilfered two from cortez!

Take that for plundering and pirating, suckers!

1

The frog enjoys the tasty cookie.

1

Koeia's eyes seem more... murderous now.

1

Then Pond takes some rocks, goes over to grab a handful of water, and snags a fruit from a tree, and puts them all in his gun!

Quagsire welcomes Muskular to the crew of MS Kye!

1

Sea Hawk runs into the MS Kye, and emerges soon with a freshly acquired set of flint and steel.

About time!

Laffite smokes a blunt.

1

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:01 PM

(edited)

Sea Hawk moved to ghostdeck

Undyne stayed here.

Muskular moved to ???

Orla Nevvit moved to ???

Maerk moved to ???

Pirate Demoman moved to ghostdeck

Cortez stayed here.

Pirate moved to ???

Noah stayed here.

Ianis moved to ???

Quagsire moved to ???

Koeia moved to ???

James Pond moved to ???

Jean Laffite stayed here.

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Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:01 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 9----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

@Cortez @Noah @Undyne @Jean Laffite

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:05 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:05 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:17 PM

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

3/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:17 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> jeanstown

May BOT 17-Feb-22 09:17 PM

OH HEY

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:21 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 09:21 PM

FINALLY

IS THAT THE GHOST SHIP

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:22 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

3/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

crossbow

VISIBLE This crossbow shoots a short arrow that deals 1 heart of damage on contact, and 0.5 hearts passively afterwards per phase if the wound is left untreated.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:22 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:54 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 09:54 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 09:55 PM

the beast shoots out of the water, looking around

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 10:15 PM

she then goes back under

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 10:15 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 10:22 PM

I'm not even gonna ask what the hell was that

Anyway is there a captain here I can speak with

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:10 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:10 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:11 PM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

skateboard

VISIBLE it's a cool-ass skateboard.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:11 PM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:11 PM

AUGH

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:11 PM

Ah, it has been a while, crew o' the Tempest.

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Yes it has!

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:17 PM

How ye farin'?

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:26 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:26 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:27 PM

the beast splashes out from the water again

What’s going on here?

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Nothin' much thus far, that I can tell.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:29 PM

At least it’s some quite than whatever is going on over there

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:31 PM

I'll be needed back there soon enough, I'm sure... But I figured I might see if the Tempest were around and talkative yet.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:32 PM

Yeah you might want to get things sorted out or it’s going to turn into a blood bath

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:35 PM

I guess I'll head back aboard, be back round these parts later.

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Alright bye

I’ll let you know if they need you

Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Appreciate it, Koeia.

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:36 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 11:36 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Damn futo is here

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:42 PM

I hath forgotten thou was part of the Tempest..

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Same honestly

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Was thou crew searching for us?

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:45 PM

who is apart of us?

we're not really searching for you guys

we're looking for muskular, patchy the pirate and steve the pirate

and pirate terraria

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:48 PM

I see..

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:48 PM

BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO GET ON THE BOAT

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:49 PM

I believe the pixelated pirate is currently on the Kye.

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:51 PM

GOD DAMNIT

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:52 PM

Thou may hath to ask Koeia of the star's whereabouts.

Or Captain Cortez.

As for the other two, I dost not hath a clue. (edited)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 11:54 PM

CANT HE JUST STAY IN PLACE

DAMM IT

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:54 PM

YEAH

the problem is we are right behind them

and we can't predict where they are going

we have to be two moves ahead to reach them

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 11:55 PM

Alright put your captain on the phone

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:55 PM

He wilt be here some time later, as we art also dealing with certain problems.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 17-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Like what

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:56 PM

Some random crewmember hopping unto our ship for malicious reasons, mayhaps.

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:57 PM

who?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 17-Feb-22 11:57 PM

Sea Hawk, I believe?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:58 PM

It’s a bit much more than that at the moment

May BOT 17-Feb-22 11:59 PM

Pray tell, perhaps we can help you with this problem?

Koeia BOT 17-Feb-22 11:59 PM

It’s mostly crew conflict

Mononobe no Futo BOT 18-Feb-22 12:00 AM

Ah..

Oh dear.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 12:01 AM

Ceres is arguing with Entrapta again

May BOT 18-Feb-22 12:01 AM

tell em to come off board

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 12:01 AM

Let them settle it

Mononobe no Futo BOT 18-Feb-22 12:05 AM

I shall take a look at it myself.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Mononobe no Futo instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:05 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 12:21 AM

Yeah I’m going back to see what’s going on

she plunges back into the sea

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:22 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:22 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Noah BOT 18-Feb-22 12:25 AM

I will drag that instrumentalist off the boat by my own hands if needed.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:26 AM

Noah instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 12:26 AM

(edited)

Noah

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 18-Feb-22 12:57 AM

Damn we gotta ask them if they've seen our former crew members

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 01:28 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 01:28 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 18-Feb-22 01:46 AM

Finally a captain

You know where our traitors are?

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 01:49 AM

I know Muskular's aboard the Kye, and that the others left Jeanstown back round p6 or p7. Unfortunately, I was aboard my ship for those phases, so lost any chat logs of where they were headed.

Oh, it must've been p7 they left, since that's when Muskular did the duel between Patchy and Maerk.

If I remember correctly, they may have been headed to the northeastern island.

They're off in search of Encino, I know that much, and that your pixelated Pirate used to have the map, before they relieved 'im of it.

May BOT 18-Feb-22 02:00 AM

see, we don't know if encino exists

or maybe it does

i haven't looked at a map

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 02:02 AM

I've every reason to believe it's real. Patron Jean Laffite had one map to give to one of the two of us, back durin' p3, it was. I eventually signed away my rights to it in return for other help from Patron Laffite more immediately relevant to my crew and our objective.

There was some "ooh did he tamper with it before they got it from him" talk, but if I were Pirate, I would've just shredded it to bits and let it loose to the wind, relyin' on my memory... I don't see why ye'd bother with anything more than that. I think they've got the genuine article, if you want my opinion.

I also know that it's not just a map, but instructions.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:02 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:02 AM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:03 AM

What’s going on over here?

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 03:04 AM

Not much. Told 'em about who they were lookin' for to the best of my recollection.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:04 AM

Wait. Does that include the star?

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 03:05 AM

Mononobe already told 'em he was on the Kye.

Oh, wait. Well, yes.

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:05 AM

That was the pirate

Welp. He’s definitely going to die now if he doesn’t get things figured out with the pirate

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:12 AM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:12 AM

(edited)

Miss Bec Trede

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:13 AM

Hi

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 03:13 AM

Hello

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 03:13 AM

Hola.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 03:14 AM

Being still separated from Humphrey's Dream, and having killed my father, I find myself without direction

May BOT 18-Feb-22 03:15 AM

if your in the mood for more (possible) murder, you can always join us

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:15 AM

MURDER

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 03:15 AM

Oh? Join you in what?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:15 AM

DEATH

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 03:16 AM

if revenge is a dish served cold, it doesnt hurt to go for seconds after all...

May BOT 18-Feb-22 03:24 AM

You good fish?

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:24 AM

YEAAAAHHHH

May BOT 18-Feb-22 03:25 AM

well, uh, us in the business like to call it "Eliminate"

Koeia BOT 18-Feb-22 03:25 AM

KILLING

MURDER

DEATH

DROWNING

RIPPING TO SHREADS

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 18-Feb-22 03:35 AM

I like this fish

She reminds me a lot of my pre-buddhism days

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:46 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:46 AM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 04:27 AM

Wonder if there's been any developments in what's goin' on with the kraken and arsonist and whatnot... Things've been quiet here, besides.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 04:28 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 04:28 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 18-Feb-22 06:07 AM

You know Ive still never seen the inside of the bar in the back

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:31 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 03:31 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 18-Feb-22 03:32 PM

Aye.

Ah, Captain Cortez, it's a pleasure to meet you again.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 18-Feb-22 05:04 PM

Disco Crew, what's the plan?

May BOT 18-Feb-22 05:10 PM

If Miss Bec Trede would like us to join us, i would be fine with that

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 18-Feb-22 05:11 PM

I'm grabbing booze

Undyne BOT 18-Feb-22 05:11 PM

Grabbing booze from where?

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 05:28 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 05:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 18-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Hm?

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Ah, captain Monkey's come around, I see. I told your crew all I know o' the traitors.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 18-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Yes, I see.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 05:31 PM

What crew be yours?

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 05:36 PM

She be with THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 18-Feb-22 05:36 PM

Ah, that jumble

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 18-Feb-22 06:02 PM

The market of course

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Anyways. I'll be goin' now.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:29 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:44 PM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:44 PM

(edited)

May

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:46 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

jeanstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:57 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> jeanstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 18-Feb-22 06:58 PM

aye, I think we should go to d3.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 06:59 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

jeanstown ---> discodeck

Undyne BOT 18-Feb-22 07:07 PM

LOCK

Undyne BOT 18-Feb-22 07:35 PM

Carvallain goes to the stalls and gives out her firewood!

She seems to get something useful in return.

Minamitsu also goes to the stalls...

And steals a bottle of gin when the shopkeeper isn't looking!

Bec trede starts stomping around, and goes over to the houses to break everything!

NOPE!

Thump!

I suplex her!!!!!!

That's what you get for punching me in the face.

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(edited)

Undyne stayed here.

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Minamitsu Murasa moved to ???

Carvallain de Gorgagne moved to ???

Miss Bec Trede moved to ???

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-----Phase 10----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

@Undyne @Jean Laffite

King Harkinian BOT 18-Feb-22 09:32 PM

The GHOST KING is docked nearby! Its flag flies in the wind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936723954104680478/937536609555988561/image0.jpg?width=774&height=676 (edited)

Jean Laffite BOT 18-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Damn, that was a good blunt.

Where did you get this strain, bartender?

That's got to be the best weed I've had in my time on the high seas.

Undyne BOT 18-Feb-22 10:14 PM

This kid called Ralsei....

1

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:24 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:24 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Oh, they're not in town anymore, I see...

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:25 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

King Harkinian BOT 19-Feb-22 05:39 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 20-Feb-22 11:47 AM

UNLOCK

King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 07:04 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 20-Feb-22 09:27 PM

(edited)

Undyne stayed here.

Jean Laffite stayed here.

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-----Phase 11----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

@Undyne @Jean Laffite

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 07:07 PM

LOCK

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:23 PM

(edited)

Undyne stayed here.

Jean Laffite stayed here.

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-----Phase 12----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

koeiacannon

VISIBLE An entirely mouth-operated laser cannon, perfect for abyssal beasts! Can do 1.5 hearts of damage, but must take one phase to recharge.

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

@Koeia @Undyne @Jean Laffite

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Wait

WHERES THE GHOST KING

Undyne BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Hi to you too!

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 09:24 PM

I THOUGHT THEY WERE COMING HERE

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

(It's here just give me a sec to post the image)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

(Oh lmao)

King Harkinian BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

The GHOST KING is docked nearby! Its flag flies in the wind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936723954104680478/937536609555988561/image0.jpg?width=774&height=676 (edited)

Koeia BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

oh

They just arrived

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:25 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Phew.

Ye know I was eager to get outta here before but it's a hell of a relief at this point.

I wonder if they've got anythin' left at the bar.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:32 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

1.75/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Molly

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 09:32 PM

What's in the bar

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 PM

@Bones

Bones appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:51 PM

(edited)

Bones

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 09:52 PM

may as well get another drink before i go

(

Bones instantly moved to ???)

Molly BOT 21-Feb-22 09:54 PM

WHAT

Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 09:55 PM

(i don't have moveinstant access but i can see the channel)

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from ???!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Molly instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:09 PM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:57 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:57 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:58 AM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:58 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 AM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:04 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:04 AM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:35 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

koeiacannon

VISIBLE An entirely mouth-operated laser cannon, perfect for abyssal beasts! Can do 1.5 hearts of damage, but must take one phase to recharge.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:35 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:40 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:40 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:39 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:39 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:40 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

abyssalform

VISIBLE Koeia has transformed into a terrible beast. She is so big, she has to swim in the seawater.

koeiacannon

VISIBLE An entirely mouth-operated laser cannon, perfect for abyssal beasts! Can do 1.5 hearts of damage, but must take one phase to recharge.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:40 PM

(edited)

Koeia

opensea ---> jeanstown

Koeia BOT 22-Feb-22 05:40 PM

Oh

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:40 PM

@Undyne, @Jean Laffite, do either of you know anythin' about Barbaros or a golden bone in the whereabouts?

Koeia BOT 22-Feb-22 05:41 PM

So I’m going to transport Muskular and Ianis to the beach

So I believe on phase 15, we meet up at E4

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Which tile?

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Hmm...

Barbaros? The limbless guy?

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

For the beach, I mean, Koeia.

Koeia BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

I’ll be at E6

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

And, well, he's gotten some of his limbs back, I think...

Koeia BOT 22-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Alone.

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 05:43 PM

I heard one of them was just floating in the ocean!

No one's really bothered to fish for it.

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:44 PM

I suppose I could try...

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 05:44 PM

It'd have to be somewhere... In between all three islands!

If we're considering the currents.

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:45 PM

Ah, I see.

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 05:45 PM

Between you and me, the guy's a looney.

He's just trying to rope up and coming pirates into his transhumanist iron man cult!

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Is that so...

I wonder if Patron Laffite has heard anythin' of my gem recently.

( @Byakuren Hijiri would you be available to interact?)

Byakuren Hijiri BOT 22-Feb-22 05:49 PM

(wait wtf I'm not supposed to be here)

(oh right npcs got full perms lol)

(tbh I have fuckall idea what has happened in this game since phase 7) (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:55 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 05:55 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Also, may I ask about that strange candle at the bar, if either o' ye know about it?

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Oh, that?

It's just been there.

The previous owner said it was wind-wrought, whatever that means.

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 06:01 PM

Very well.

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 06:03 PM

You know anyone who'd know something about that?

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Aye, I suppose I do... Ye mind if I take it?

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 06:09 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 06:09 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Not really.

What gem were you talking about?

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 06:12 PM

The Skull Gem.

Don't forget to set your movement back to the ship, amigos... We may be off to the middle of the sea in search of this bone.

The Demoman BOT 22-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Aye, I'm just here ta' help look for one in town.

Koeia BOT 22-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Well, I’m heading out. soon to be alone… SEE YOU LATER

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Till then.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 06:19 PM

(edited)

Koeia

jeanstown ---> opensea

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 06:36 PM

How about I just hop on your ship, Cortez?

If it's treasure you want, either way you'll need to go to Encino!

That's the place Laffite was coveting.

Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 06:37 PM

Sure thing, amiga.

So, I suppose I'll have to track down the Stars, and get the info from them...

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

Undyne BOT 22-Feb-22 07:39 PM

Cortez goes over to the bar and returns with an ominous candle on his person.

Demoman and Edwin go on a hunt...

For bones!

Not that Bones.

They ask around for gold appendages, extremities, and all manner of body parts.

No luck...

Except, they do spot out of the corner of their eyes...

A beautiful golden pirate hat!

It glistens with the gems and yellow sheen!

Demoman goes over to the stall owner, a big burly man, and starts to pick a fight with him.

Edwin nabs the hat in the meantime.

I do a flip!

It's a pretty good flip.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 08:27 PM

(edited)

Undyne stayed here.

Jean Laffite stayed here.

Bones moved to ghostdeck

Cortez moved to ghostdeck

Edwin VanCleef moved to ghostdeck

Pirate Demoman stayed here.

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-----Phase 13----- JEANSTOWN Welcome to the capital of the Free Republic of Barataria! No matter if this is your first time here or your fortieth, stepping into port is an unrelenting assault on the senses. Brash colours clash on people's clothes, the painted wood of the buildings, and the wares and foods being hawked; voices clamour to be heard over both each other and the din of goods being loaded on and off ships; the scents of spices, liquor, and every walk of life mix in the thick air. You can probably buy or sell anything you want here, whether legitimate or ill-gotten. There's no sign of any laws or lawmen, and the emblem of the Jolly Roger can be seen everywhere if you look closely, whether painted on a doorframe or tattooed on a burly arm. It's found most prominently on the front of a large reinforced door, the sounds of revelry leaking out from behind it. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941401520493178890/2d624c6c2ffec502e7fdc2352b707a96.png

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

loosecannon

BIG

VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.

Undyne

2/3 HP

Jean Laffite

3/3 HP

ghostguest

VISIBLE it's a temporary guest pass to get on and off The Ghost King.

@Pirate Demoman @Undyne @Jean Laffite

King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 08:29 PM

The GHOST KING and the MS KYE are docked nearby! Their flags fly in the wind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/936723954104680478/937536609555988561/image0.jpg?width=774&height=676 https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/_NtrIta7fgxtOmzSnqpTgmSEQBZMs6Ea8DHvcL9-VJs/%3Fwidth%3D940%26height%3D630/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/936357405510471720/936391232018587698/JOLLY_ROGER.png (edited)

The Demoman BOT 22-Feb-22 08:30 PM

I may or may not have forgotten ta' leave with my ship.

Oh wait they're still here cool.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 08:30 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 08:30 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:13 PM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

skateboard

VISIBLE it's a cool-ass skateboard.

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:13 PM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Mononobe no Futo instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 10:13 PM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:52 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:52 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:53 AM

@Maerk

Maerk appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Maerk

3/3 HP

dontkillsign

VISIBLE it's a sign that says "Don't kill people". It seems suspiciously torn off at the right end.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:53 AM

(edited)

Maerk

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 03:53 AM

(Could Undyne get a guest pass, GMs? I gave her the go-ahead last phase) (edited)

Did ye ever get access to the bar, amigo?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:02 AM

( @King Harkinian sorry if this is a bad time I just see you're online)

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 04:06 AM

(Done)

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:07 AM

(thank you thank you)

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 04:07 AM

(np)

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:30 AM

No, though I'm not sure if it's worth worrying about at this point

Is it nice in there?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:31 AM

It's alright. Most of what I like about it is how exclusive it is, to be fair. It's nice to get away when I need to think. I was more askin' outta idle curiosity.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:33 AM

That's fair

I liked your poem to by the way!

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:34 AM

You're some sort of performer, right? So I suppose I can take that as quite high praise.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Well I don't know much about poetry cus I can't read and I think that's how it's done most of the time

But I definitely thought it was good

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:36 AM

Ah, I see...

Iambic pentameter was a pain in the rear, but I certainly did put quite a bit of effort into it, thank you.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:40 AM

Thats a cool long word!

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:43 AM

Oh, I can explain, lo siento. It's like... Words have parts that are more emphasized, or stressed, than others. Iambic pentameter is a rhythm of alternating between unstressed and stressed words or parts of words.

It's supposedly a rhythm that is quite natural, though I, for one, had difficulty with it...

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:45 AM

Hmmmmmm That sounds complicated, so it's probably important... I'm sure you did a great job with it though

You gotta have confidence in your art y'know! (edited)

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:47 AM

I think my end result was fine, aye.

I even asked my crew if they wanted to contribute, though none ended up revisin' it. All the words were my own. (edited)

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:51 AM

Have you done a lot of art stuff before this, all this?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:54 AM

I was... well learned. I wouldn't say I've done much art, but I've been around for nearly a thousand years, so I know quite a bit on quite a few subjects, if that makes sense.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:55 AM

Oh! Huh

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:55 AM

Undeath's afforded me more opportunities than most, amigo.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 04:56 AM

If you're immortal, how are you a skeleton, I mean

Actually it's probably rude to ask

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 04:57 AM

Nay, tis fine.

It is just not something I necessarily fully understand myself.

I was once among the living, a proud pirate king, whose name was feared by all... And then... I was betrayed. I didn't have long left to live. In my dyin' days, I set out The Black Skull for unknown waters, and landed in what would become known as Pirate's Grotto in Keelhaul Key. But my spirit refused to move on to what came next, when I shuffled off my mortal coil.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 05:04 AM

Well that betrayer sounds very rude to me

I feel like we as a society should avoid doing stuff that's get us called betrayers

Living for a thousand years is probably nice though

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 05:10 AM

It's not all been piñata parties on the beach, to be perfectly clear. You find as the years go on, your patience wears thin, and you get so easily bored... Like everything is a distraction from the dread of the still and quiet. Thankfully, this place has almost had too much going on, even by my standards, yohohohohoho!

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 05:15 AM

Well I'm glad you've had fun here! Meeting a lot of people has been nice for sure, and only one person got murdered I think! Depending on your metric that's pretty good

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 05:15 AM

2 people, by our count, even if Karl is back somehow.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 05:16 AM

Well, yeah fair but still not to bad

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Anyways you should try and stick around with some of these people you met after its all over

Which I probably is coming up pretty soon...

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 05:23 AM

Definitely. I care for my crew, and they're too amusin' to just forget about. Even if they're no longer workin' together with me, I want to interact with them more, perhaps for the rest of their natural lifespans, and even past, if they join me beyond the grave.

I suppose Aura'll probably outlast me.

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 05:31 AM

some of thats kinda unclear, but im just gonna say heck yeah and hope that works

cus like, heck yeah

friends!

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 05:31 AM

Yohoho! Heck yeah, indeed.

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 10:53 AM

I'm welcome aboard the ship now? Awesome!!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 02:38 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Molly

3/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 02:38 PM

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Molly

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

Molly BOT 23-Feb-22 02:38 PM

@Cortez Are you gonna have the ship move to D5 with the Kye?

Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 03:01 PM

That seems fine

Molly BOT 23-Feb-22 03:07 PM

Alright

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:08 PM

Molly instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 03:08 PM

(edited)

Molly

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:19 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Vriska Serket

5/5 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

bluerapier

VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage.

altar

BIG

VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:

~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:19 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 04:20 PM

Hey, fish lady!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:39 PM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Captain Scarlett

2.75/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:39 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 04:40 PM

Ohhhh you mean that hot fishlady?

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 04:42 PM

Yeah, her.

I still have access to her 8ar.

So I'm looking in there to determine our next steps.

Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 04:44 PM

Aw damn I wanna be let in too but I dunno how to "prove I'm a real pirate"

Would just saying I helped kill the Kraken work?

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 04:49 PM

Hey! What the hell happened to you??

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:49 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

kyecoat

VISIBLE Entrapta's lab coat has a picture of the MS KYE's flag painted on it.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:49 PM

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Entrapta

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 04:49 PM

Oh, you know.

I got even stronger, if you can 8elieve it!

Entrapta BOT 23-Feb-22 04:50 PM

Just comin' out here to remind Maerk to get back on the ship by the end of the phase. We don't want another incident where we have to figure out how to reunite with him for 6 phases.

Right, I have business to get back to - so off I go.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:51 PM

Entrapta instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 04:51 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Anyway, Undyne.

What's the protocol for asking questions inside your 8ar? (edited)

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 04:58 PM

What do you wanna know?

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 05:00 PM

I want to know how we can get off-world.

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Off-world......?

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Pandora, the furthest ring, wherever the hell it is Karl comes from.

Away from these seas.

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 05:02 PM

I'm gonna be real with you here, I have no idea how you'd even begin to get information about that.

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 05:03 PM

You were the one 8ragging a8out how gr8 your 8ar was!

Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 05:04 PM

I don't think the bar would have astronauts-

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:11 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:11 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:12 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:12 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 05:12 PM

Wh8ever, I'm sure I'm lucky enough to find something useful in there.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:13 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:13 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:17 PM

@Pirate Terraria

Pirate appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate

1.5/3 HP

sail

BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.

fulltreasurechest

BIG

VISIBLE A chest full of vaguely valuable-looking coins and trinkets. Could be used for bribery, or simply just bragging rights.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:17 PM

(edited)

Pirate

kyedeck ---> jeanstown

Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 05:22 PM

Um, Hot fish lady am I allowed in the bar? The only thing I can think of to prove I'm a "real pirate" is that I helped kill the kraken!

Undyne BOT 23-Feb-22 05:56 PM

You what??

Sure!

Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 06:00 PM

Hell yeah!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:00 PM

Captain Scarlett instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:00 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

jeanstown ---> poisson

Maerk BOT 23-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Hey can I get in if I ask nicely?

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Cortez instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:11 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> poisson

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:14 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from ???!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

harpoon

BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!

scubagear

BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:14 PM

(edited)

Cortez

poisson ---> jeanstown

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Cortez

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:36 PM

Undyne instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:36 PM

(edited)

Undyne

jeanstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:39 PM

Maerk instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:39 PM

(edited)

Maerk

jeanstown ---> kyedeck

King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 07:01 PM

LOCK

Barbaros BOT 23-Feb-22 08:44 PM

Pirate is a pirate!

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That is all.

MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:13 PM

(edited)

Pirate moved to ???