Trouble on the High Seas - earlog-johnstown

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-----Phase 2----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! A cluster of three balloons are tied to the windowsill. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

John McAfee

3/3 HP

@John McAfee

King Harkinian BOT 10-Feb-22 09:19 PM

You can see HUMPHREY'S DREAM docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/941437655936295023/isp76gjW_4x.png

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

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Inigo Montoya

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

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Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from ???!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

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Miss Bec Trede

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:23 PM

8ooooooooring.

No-ones here!

What a w8ste.

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:24 PM

I see someone over there

Miss Bec Trede BOT 10-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Not as lively as I hoped

Oh there is someone!

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:24 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from ???!

Molly

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:24 PM

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Molly

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from ???!

Captain Scarlett

3/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:27 PM

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Captain Scarlett

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:28 PM

Hi, welcome to Johnstown. What brings you all here today?

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

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Karl

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Could you be the legendary explorers sent to reclaim the lost treasure of Atlantis?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Who the hell are you????????

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Howdy!

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:30 PM

I'm John McAfee. I run things around here.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 10-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Well that certainly sounds like a lead

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Oh, well kind of a boring name for a town run by John

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:32 PM

A lead? What makes you say that?

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I agree, the name is pretty bland. But boring names are in these days.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 10-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Wasn't our captain looking for something like this? Lost treasure?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Sucks to 8e you!!!!!!!!

My name isn't 8oring at all.

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Sheesh I must have timetraveled then

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:34 PM

huh, I had forgotten

you're right, our captain did hear of a treasure

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Our gr8 captain was making that up, and you know it.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Oh, come on, time travel isn't real. Just another myth put out there by big governments.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:35 PM

No I wasn't. It would be more protected than this place, but tell us of Atlantis

Yes! Thank you, finally, someone sees through the time travel narrative

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:36 PM

8elieve me, I've seen enough time travel to last me eight lifetimes.

I'm pretty sick of it at this point!

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:37 PM

It's done really well in CrimeFighter Frog so I like timetravel tropes (edited)

//typo in the grouo chat

//FUCK

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:38 PM

(yurkey)

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:39 PM

I'm sure you all know Atlantis was once a part of this chain of islands, but it sunk into the sea ages ago. It's still around here somewhere, but I'm a busy man, so I don't have much spare time to go out and search for it myself.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:39 PM

(yurkey)

(grouo)

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:40 PM

(grouo)

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:40 PM

So you lost the entire city of Atlantis

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:42 PM

This was long before I first arrived here. Honestly gets on my nerves how little information is out there about the place.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Humans... I promise you that if it were merfolk like Mizuno, this would not have happened.

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:42 PM

by the way

do you know a steve?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

What even is this 8lantis place.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:43 PM

I know plenty of Steves.

Does Steve have a last name?

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:44 PM

erm, well he’s on the name of this map we have

just steve

probably a young one, if i had to guess

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Well, good luck finding him. There's almost as many Steves on this island as there are Johns.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:46 PM

...that is to say, one?

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Hundreds.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Such creative names.

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:48 PM

there are a hundred steves?

that’s a lot of steves

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Well who needs that key anyways? We have one functional telescope, at least!

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

You're never going to get anywhere 8y just watching and w8ing.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Who said that was what we were doing?

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Need directions?

Captain Scarlett BOT 10-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Just like minecraft...

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 09:53 PM

Without me t8king initiative and steering us in a direction, you would've just floated in the middle of the sea all day, staring off into nowhere!

Inigo Montoya BOT 10-Feb-22 09:54 PM

(btw will be away for a few hours have fun with john mateys)

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Vriska, Vriska. You asked for the power, I gave it. I was ready to move us if you did not. And besides- you have to trust me here. We'll know what we're looking for when we find it.

Speaking of, John, do you know anything else of atlantis

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:10 PM

What the hell is Atlantis?? Why do you all know of it?

Is this some dum8 human myth?

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:13 PM

In short, yes. I know we have our own fake version of it where I'm from. But who knows- might be a false name.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:13 PM

...Well, I do have a lead as to its location.

And I've heard rumors that something is lurking around down there.

Perhaps a business deal is in order if it's Atlantis you seek.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:18 PM

A business deal? HAH! Might as well sign over my soul again. But assume we humor you, what would you want?

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Me? I just want to know what's down there. Unfortunately nobody in this town really cares about the place, a lot of people think it's BS. I just need someone to report back to me what they find. You seem like a band of competent explorers.

Although looks can often be deceiving. I'd like to know a little more about your crew. Are you sure you're all up for the task?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Do you even know who you're talking to?

Of course I'm up for the task.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I wouldn't be asking if I did.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:27 PM

If it's dumb, how are you up? Really, some consistency would be nice Serket.

But is that really all you want? Just to hear what was there?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:28 PM

I think your hearing's playing up again, Karl.

I said the myth was dumb, not the truth 8ehind it!

All myths are 8ased upon truth, 8ut the whole truth is never present in the myth.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Hey, I'm not rattling, I can hear just fine! He shakes his head. No rattle.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:33 PM

Atlantis is a huge deal, all kinds of insane artifacts are just weathering away down there, as the legend goes. To the victor go the spoils, though, so whatever you find there is yours. I just need you all to give me proof of what you see.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:34 PM

What kind of artifacts, John?

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:39 PM

Think of the wildest myths you've ever heard. Caches of gold to finance you for a lifetime. Technology that harnesses magic. Stones that extend your life. It's that. Also a whole slew of ancient writings waiting to be deciphered.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Yawn.

Once upon a time, I would've gone nuts for such treasures!

That's not to say I won't chase after them anymore.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:45 PM

Well, the humans are looking for people, not treasures. But that stone... You know what, let's do you one better John. You can be such a good help to us, why don't you come along and see first hand? Shouldn't be more than a stop on our search.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Karl, you should know this 8y now!

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:46 PM

For the same reason I don't go out and do this myself. I'm a governor.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Treasures, people, anything you hunt for, they're all the same.

If you're 8rave enough to chase after it, all roads will lead to your goal.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:48 PM

If that were true, Serket, I wouldn't be here.

I'd be somewhere nice, and warm, and isolated, playing something in A minor having the only thing I cared for.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:49 PM

Clearly you just weren't lucky enough!

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:51 PM

You really believe in luck? What a pointless belief meant to distract from inadequacy. Luck won't help you win a fight, nor will it help you talk to someone. And on the off chance you do happen upon an opportunity? It doesn't help you utilize it.

Can't you just appoint another John? Doubt anyone would notice.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Karl.

There is no difference between luck and strength.

Cosmically, they're the same thing!

Paradox space rewards those who are strong enough to win.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 10:56 PM

Paradox space? Never heard that phrase but it sounds loony.

Very funny. Your crew is searching for treasure, yes? Unless I was somehow mistaken.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Yet your explanation only cares about strength. Curious.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Anyone who doesn't care about strength is a weakling who won't survive this world!

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 10:58 PM

Congress is still in session on that one.

Yes, that's my point you dense little-

Ugh. Let's just go towards Atlantis and see what else we find.

What's south on this land, though?

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 11:01 PM

The har8our, it seems.

Hopefully there's people there who aren't called John!

That other John was 8etter than this one.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Yeah, down south is the harbor. The center of our growing shipbuilding industry.

I set up all kinds of public works projects in the harbor as governor, and business is booming.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 11:09 PM

How much power do you have as governor?

Anyways, I'll return, I need to confer with those who stayed behind.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:14 PM

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Karl

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

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Karl

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 11:15 PM

I forgot that group consists of a spider.

Vriska Serket BOT 10-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Is Twig finally active?

They weren't doing much last phase.

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 11:18 PM

I'm beginning to think that they are just a stowaway. Harmless, though.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 11:18 PM

(we'll probably be giving reminder dms to inactive players soon)

Undyne BOT 10-Feb-22 11:18 PM

(koo sleeps in the weirdest schedules)

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 11:19 PM

(that too)

Enough power, but not too much. I do what people need of me and make sure the law is upheld. Years ago I used to live in some far-off country with one of the most powerful governments on the planet. But their government was garbage and people were spying on you everywhere and such. So I got the hell outta there and established a government of my own.

Molly BOT 10-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Governments are cringe

Karl BOT 10-Feb-22 11:27 PM

True!

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 11:28 PM

I couldn't agree with you more.

Really, I mainly became a governor here because I wanted to help build up the economy.

John McAfee BOT 10-Feb-22 11:45 PM

(i'm gonna be gone for 4 hours so i likely won't be available to discuss the atlantis situation)

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 12:16 AM

A city of treasure, huh?

...is that what i want from life? Treasure?

Hmmmm

Looks off to the harbor

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 12:36 AM

Not having a midlife crisis, are we?

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:11 AM

So, anyone wish to explore a little south before embarking? Just to see what's there, and maybe get an exact location from someone.

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 05:16 AM

I actually have a map with the lost city's location, reserved for an occasion such as this one.

It's hidden away, so I'll have to go out and fetch it.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:16 AM

How long will that take you?

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 05:17 AM

I should be back next phase.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:19 AM

So we can have it and leave next phase?

Do we have time to explore?

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 05:23 AM

Indeed you do. Why don't you visit some of our fine shops while you're here?

Captain Scarlett BOT 11-Feb-22 06:49 AM

Do any of us have money?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 11-Feb-22 06:54 AM

...We might have to do some trading

Captain Scarlett BOT 11-Feb-22 07:30 AM

I don't wanna lose my stuff...

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 AM

what’s the currency here?

also I am definitely interested in walking to the harbor. i’d enjoy the trip

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 02:47 PM

I believe you would have to barter. But that's okay, we have practically infinite bloody "honorable" weapons, we're fine on that front.

Now, then, let's get a party to go to the harbor. I need a few of you to stay here just in case, so @Vriska Serket, @Inigo Montoya, let's get moving so we can be back as soon as possible.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 02:49 PM

Molly instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 02:49 PM

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Molly

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 03:08 PM

Oh, I was going to the har8our anyway.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 03:19 PM

Perfect.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 04:44 PM

@Twig

Twig appeared from ???!

Twig

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 04:44 PM

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Twig

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 04:46 PM

(holy shit hes alive)

Hey, Twig!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 04:50 PM

Sorry for goin AWOL a lil while, I got a bit preliminarily seasick

never actually. Sailed on water before and I've heard it makes you sick

So I just got it over with ahead of time

[was drowning in uni projects the last couple of days I am so sorry fjfbbfjfb] (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 04:54 PM

Seasick?

Weird.

Although, I was a8oard a ship for large amounts of my gru8hood, so I suppose I'm just used to the sea.

Glad to know you've gotten over it though ::::) (edited)

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Oh I've spent years shipbound myself! Just. Y'know. In the air.

I'm a bit nervous about seafaring.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:00 PM

Still can't get over that.

Air travel is completely new to me!

Sea, yeah, space, yeah, 8ut just floating there in the sky?

8izarre.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:04 PM

It's weird to me that ships here need water. It sounds a bit slow??

I guess going overboard is safer

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:05 PM

Well, they have to float on something.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:05 PM

Does sea sailing have turbulence too?

it would be more practical to float on air

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:05 PM

Oh, you're in for one hell of a time when a storm hits!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:06 PM

Sounds easier to brave a storm when you're already grounded than in the clouds

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:07 PM

Haven't you seen a wave 8efore?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:07 PM

Air's too thin to travel above them so where I'm from, you're often going through them

like with my hand

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:08 PM

Hahahahahaha!

Ok, then!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:08 PM

we wave hello where I'm from too!! or goodbye

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:08 PM

Next time we're out on the sea, I'll show you what a storm looks like from the sea. (edited)

It'll 8e fun!

If I know anything a8out mythical ruins, there'll 8e plenty of storms on our way to Atlantis.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:09 PM

you are making them out to be pretty exciting I am definitely going to hold you to that

What or where is Atlantis

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:10 PM

Hell if I know.

Apparently its a sunken island, the endpoint of our c8ptains insane treasure-hunting mission.

I only heard of it just a while ago!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:11 PM

Sunken?? Like, under the water???

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:12 PM

Yeah!!!!!!!!

Haven't you seen a proper ruin 8efore?

There were tons of them 8ack on LOMAT, 8oth a8ove-water and 8elow.

The novelty's kinda worn off, 8ut exploring a sunken ruin is never 8oring.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:14 PM

I've plundered plenty of ruins but how do we plunder something BENEATH THE WATER??

It used to be an island?? Did it like... fall, or?

Don't only broken islands sink? Does it work that way here too?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:14 PM

Did you miss the memo? Humphrey is su8mersi8le.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:15 PM

Wonder if we can fix it

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:15 PM

We can look down into the depths!

Some sea lusus pro8a8ly dragged it down.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:15 PM

Yes yes it's submersible but I'm not!!

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Or, here's something of a bizarre idea everyone.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Wh. What is a lusus

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:16 PM

I am submersible. I don't need to breathe, Therefore...

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:17 PM

There'll pro8a8ly 8e some magical 8ullshit letting us 8reathe properly once we're down there. The thing with mystical ruins is finding them, once you're there they usually let you in pretty simply.

Like hell am I letting you go alone!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:17 PM

the ruins on the floating continent were never like that...

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:18 PM

You know. Like a guardian. 8ig white creature that raises you.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:18 PM

r? raises?

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:18 PM

Karl makes a mocking uwu face Awww, you do care

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:18 PM

Is there anyone else that could keep up with Karl undersea?

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:19 PM

Well, the real rub is I would need somebody to get me back out. I sink.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:19 PM

Care a8out 8eating you to the treasure, that is!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:19 PM

Our ship's still got an anchor, yea? Could use it like an elevator. (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:20 PM

Just 8ecause you're the captain doesn't mean I'm giving up. (edited)

If I'm lucky enough, I could pro8a8ly get my god tier wings working again.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:21 PM

Your wings? You have wings, and haven't proudly presented them to us?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:21 PM

I thought wings were just for flying

You can swim with them too??

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:22 PM

I'm not sure my god tier powers work the same way this side of the 8lack hole. They've 8een on the fritz this whole time.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:22 PM

Otus had it real easy huh....

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:23 PM

Hmmm... Let me take a look at them. I used to be a decent repairman back at the cove, and we had a lot of magical nonsense.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:23 PM

They 8ren't here right now!

8efore, I could turn them on and off at will, 8ut here I'll have to rely on the will of the octect to get them working again.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:25 PM

should I ask what the octect is

I am not very terminologically up to speed

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:25 PM

Analogous to some foolish form of luck, we can assume.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:26 PM

Vriska twirls a set of eight blue dice around her fingers.

These 8a8ies!

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:26 PM

And you're sure that's the only way, huh?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:27 PM

Nothing else here has hinted at allowing me my powers 8ack, so its the only way I've got.

8ut as you know, I am extremely lucky!

If I keep rolling, I'm 8ound to get the result I want soon.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:29 PM

Do you have to be the one to roll?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Not like I'm letting any of the rest of you touch my dice.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:30 PM

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:31 PM

Sorry Twig, 8ut these are incredi8ly important to me!

A gift from my ancestor, entrusted to me.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 05:36 PM

That's not the question I asked.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:39 PM

Yea what would happen if, say, as an example, just a thought experiment, I rolled the dice?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:47 PM

Without my luck, you'd never get any of the good results.

You'd pro8a8ly just summon a weasel.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:48 PM

That sounds so cool.....

Captain Scarlett BOT 11-Feb-22 05:48 PM

Ok but is it breedable too

//ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow o

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:50 PM

There's 8^8 results you can get from rolling these dice! Literally anything can happen.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:51 PM

I like the weasel result

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:51 PM

Well, I'm rolling them this phase! May8e we will get the weasel.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 05:52 PM

I hope so

Miss Bec Trede BOT 11-Feb-22 05:53 PM

If we are going to the harbor, wouldn't it be wise to also bring the ship down there as well?

Captain Scarlett BOT 11-Feb-22 05:53 PM

Woah! Coll dice!

or die

which one is it dice or die?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 11-Feb-22 05:53 PM

Just so we don't have to make the return trip on foot

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 05:54 PM

Good idea!

@Karl Dearest captain, do you want to move the ship, or shall I?

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 06:14 PM

I can take care of the ship, just get to Harbor everyone. Let's hope John will meet us there.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 06:15 PM

(edited)

Karl

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

King Harkinian BOT 11-Feb-22 07:01 PM

LOCK

King Harkinian BOT 11-Feb-22 07:37 PM

Scarlett stands around in deep thought.

She mouths different catchphrases to herself, trying them out -

"You just got Scar'd"? "Today is a good day for YOU to die"? "The only thing better than a King Crimson is a Captain Scarlett"?

Hmm, maybe needs some more work, but a good start.

Inigo breathes in the fresh sea air. It carries with it the scent of opportunity.

He wanders over to the store with the balloons.

As part of their promotion, they're giving away some free samples! He gets a sweet-looking pastry!

Bec Trede goes over to the shop as well.

But instead of a free sample, she treats herself to one of the balloons.

How festive!

Next up... Vriska rolls her fluorite octet!

The dice fall...

From out of nowhere pops a weasel of unusual size!

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/941778089359310908/87.png

It runs off into the town, causing chaos wherever it goes.

Soon it disappears from sight.

King Harkinian BOT 11-Feb-22 07:58 PM

Twig perks up, and begins to walk around town chatting up the locals about something. Doesn't seem like they know much...

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:41 PM

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John McAfee stayed here.

Inigo Montoya moved to harbor

Vriska Serket moved to harbor

Miss Bec Trede moved to harbor

Captain Scarlett moved to harbor

Twig stayed here.

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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:41 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 3----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! A cluster of three balloons are tied to the windowsill. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

Steve the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

Twig

3/3 HP

John McAfee

3/3 HP

@Steve the Pirate @Twig @John McAfee

King Harkinian BOT 11-Feb-22 08:42 PM

You can see HUMPHREY'S DREAM docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/yZ3wlHTJZxdUe5Ol1EY9Xr4_d2c5DtngZJdktCtOQwY/%3Fwidth%3D630%26height%3D630/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/914551310651645982/941437655936295023/isp76gjW_4x.png

You can see THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO docked nearby. Its flag flies in the wind. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/CKT9QJmEtoAV5n9CumT4PhxeuuCysOt76jLtGNxp0xQ/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/936357406567460914/936698246947033098/flaggggg.png?width=951&height=630

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 08:54 PM

Oh no there are two of them

@John McAfee Aye, finally someone with a name that be makin' sense! Er, do you know where the sails be sold?

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:01 PM

Yes, materials for ships are sold in the harbor down south.

Sails can be found at the vendors here as well.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:04 PM

Ah, wonderful! And, um, can you distract any pirates for me? Pirates like other pirates, of which I am one, but I can't be bothered by them now. I'm sure you understand, unreasonably buff stranger.

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:06 PM

Distract them? I put pirates that cause public disturbances behind bars.

Governor John McAfee of Johnstown, good to meet you.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:08 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:08 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:08 PM

Hey.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:09 PM

Aye, I be Steve- Yargh, greetings!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Vriska Serket! Remem8er the name.

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Steve? A crew that just came in said they were looking for a Steve.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Me memory be the size o' a matchbox! Not a chance the name will stick

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Would that 8e the crew of that other ship?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

Did they distinguish between the blocky steve and the red steve?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:10 PM

A few of their members are south from here.

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:11 PM

John puts his face into his palm and shakes his head.

Your crew, Vriska.

Glad to see the folks I'm entrusting on this Atlantis mission are staying on top of things.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:12 PM

Oh yeah.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:12 PM

Oh, the star and square ones? They be with me. Me crew isn't with me. It's complicated.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:12 PM

I'll 8e honest, I don't really care about the issues of the rest of my crew.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:13 PM

Yes, I be Steve! Does your crew watch ESPN8, the Ocho? Pretty famous on there!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:13 PM

I've 8een ignoring most of what those dwee8s are saying.

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:13 PM

There's a ton of Steves here. Said the name was written on a map or something?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:13 PM

Except Twig, he's cool.

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Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:14 PM

Aye, you and twig, that's...

mental calculus

carry the 3

Two people! Aye, well I have a proposal for ye then!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:14 PM

Oh?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:14 PM

Yea, it was Inigo who was lookin for a Steve.

That name ring any bells? Not really sure why he was lookin for them....

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:15 PM

Yeah, we be looking for a team of five to find Encino, a land of... suburbs and bars! Rather exquisite, eh?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:15 PM

S8ur8s, you say?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:16 PM

no he said suburbs

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:16 PM

Sounds like a good time.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:16 PM

Well, we be three, the star and square ones with us now. As soon as we have that kings ship done, why, we will go out for it! Care to join us?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:16 PM

What happened to the rest of your crew?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

Kraken. Steve does not wish to talk about it.

Please do not make Steve talk about it.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

The star and square ones?? I'm not following, that an expression?

Oh hey Inigo we found a steve

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

People in the har8our, Twig. (edited)

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:17 PM

AGH! MORE PEOPLE!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:18 PM

oh, haven't been down there just yet...

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:18 PM

You're making a new ship? Does that mean you're making a new crew too?

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:18 PM

It's just me

No one else

...I hope

What?

New ship?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:18 PM

Yes, we be remaking our craft for the Encino expidition!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Tell me.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Now, Virshka, Twug, what do you say to join me piratin' crew of Disco and Encino!

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Incredible!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Does your crew have a captain?

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Count me in

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Aye, it do and it maybe be me, possibly, maybe me!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

You don't seem sure about that.

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

I would love nothing more than to distance myself from the fools who are running my current crew

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Inigo, this may be the Steve you were looking for.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Euy- We can only have five! It's the code!

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

!!

Steve!

We are well met

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Apparently his last ship cracked

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:19 PM

Your name is on our map!

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:20 PM

My what is on the where?

OH THE MAP, yes

May I perchance use yours? I'm in a bit of a hurry to resume my search

And me crew... Please do not make Steve talk about his crew, or their map

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:20 PM

You don't have your own?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

sounds rough bud

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(that's the wrong line!)

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

Is the one we have yours? I'm so confused

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(What's the right line then)

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(WHAT LINE??)

Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

https://tenor.com/view/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough-that-rough-buddy-avatar-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5710468

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

I take it the two in the har8our are your first and second mates.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(OMFG)

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

Aye, they will be soon I believe!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

(I wasn't trying to quote zuko I swear)

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

It be a long and complex question, and to answer it, we must talk about the Catrogrosphere

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

i was just talking with them

They um

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

Soon? Are they... actually in your crew or...?

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM

nevermind, it doesn't concern us anymore

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:23 PM

Hey, Steve.

How attached are you to the notion of being a captain?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:24 PM

Well, Joe be a cap'n... And Patches too... It only makes sense!

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:24 PM

you're saying everyone is their own captain?

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that is...quite a concept

I've never heard of a ship run that way

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM

THAT BE A GREAT IDEA

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:26 PM

I thought it was your idea

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:26 PM

I'll tell you what.

I'm happy to tag along either way, 8ut...

If, in this crew, everyone is captain by nature, surely it does not matter to you who you elect captain by name?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:27 PM

We elect nobody! That be the fun of it!

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:27 PM

This kind of novel excitement is exactly what I've been looking for

count me in, doubly!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:28 PM

What if someone wanted to be elected, just as a gag?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:28 PM

That be against the spirit! All gags be fine, as long as they keep us equal!

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:29 PM

I've heard a couple local crews talk about using an "everyone is the captain" structure. Most of their members are either dead or in the slammer.

Take of that what you will.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Well yeah, but captaincy doesn't really do anything, does it? The o8jective and the movement of the ship can also be decided by group vote.

It's just a silly little title!

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:29 PM

We ride or die until encino! That be the fun of it!

Yes, one that everyone has! It's perfect!

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:30 PM

You seem more like party animals than pirates to me. That's what I like to see.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Actually, I'm all for this.

Everyone 8eing considered a captain...

Sounds excellent!

And the whole crew can 8e there to support each other.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Yes, just like a team be!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM

When will our ship 8e ready?

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(edited)

Karl

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I'm sorry, when will your what be what, Serket?

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Argh! More people!

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Hello there

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

How many be there of your crew!

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Hey, Karl.

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Steve, meet our former captain

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Good news!

I won't 8e a thorn in your side much longer.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I never said you were. But trust me, we need to see our mission through until the end!

Or at least... we can talk about it.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I could tell it was always in your thoughts.

You've 8een dying to get rid of me!

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Yea I'm honestly still pretty keen about our existing plans Vriska

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM

And I'm happy to help.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM

I don't know what a suburb or a bar is but I DO know ancient treasure

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM

As much as 8lantis sounds interesting, I've never 8een welcome a8oard this crew.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Speaking of, John, were you able to dredge up that map?

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

You know it's never 8een a8out the goals with me, 8ut the journey.

Twig, it'll 8e a shame if we have to part ways.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

You were the one person of this crew I felt fond of.

8ut I won't make you a8andon your crew.

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Vriska, can we meet in private, please? Before you go.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Of course!

Karl BOT 11-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Below deck.

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

The ship isn't ready yet, I don't think.

I'll meet you there whenever you want.

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Well, if we're splitting, I'd hope to see you again sometime soon. The sea sounds huge, but it's still a small world....

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

(edited)

Karl

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Vriska Serket BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Indeed! I 8elieve we've still got plenty of time on these seas.

Now, let me see what he wants.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 09:38 PM

I have the map, though I'd like to... discuss something with Karl before I hand it over.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Wait, what be of the crew situation?

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:39 PM

unconfirmed I think

Inigo Montoya BOT 11-Feb-22 09:39 PM

i think serket has prior matters to resolve with our prior captain

Twig BOT 11-Feb-22 09:39 PM

No worries governor

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:16 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:16 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> johnstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

I seriously hope every port doesn't start with J

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

@May

May appeared from ???!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> johnstown

May BOT 11-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Hello!

Oh hey Steve

where is Patchy and Muskular? (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:38 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from ???!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:38 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> johnstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 11-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Ahoy!

I have terrible news, mates.

Pirate Terraria did not get on the boat in jeanstown.

I pinged him, mates. (edited)

but he didn't get on.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 10:49 PM

He's marooned

Well someone has to go grab him

May BOT 11-Feb-22 11:01 PM

ill send mr.dolphin over to him, see if he gets the message

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 11:04 PM

Marooned... How unfortunate.

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 11:14 PM

Ah, Star and Patchy be dealing with something to the west!

Far, far west

I allowed them there using me skills of cartography

May BOT 11-Feb-22 11:17 PM

do we have anyway to communicate to them or no?

like in this moment or no?

we could get them to pick up terraria

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Where be he?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 11-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Jeanstown

Steve the Pirate BOT 11-Feb-22 11:48 PM

What is Jeanstown

John McAfee BOT 11-Feb-22 11:52 PM

The nearby island town ran by my good friend, Mr. Jean Lafitte. It’s a melting pot for pirates of all walks of life.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 12:03 AM

I am actually able to move to the harbor right now though my current ship

...wait, Is Steve with your crew? I'm confused

May BOT 12-Feb-22 12:06 AM

yes, he was on an adventure with two other members of our crew using a lifeboat

Patchy and Muskular were with him

if you want to antagonize Muskular, just say you like pilaging, it will get him fuming!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 12:22 AM

Oh

Um, wait, is Steve actually building his on crew, or is he just part of yours?

I was excited about joining

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 12:25 AM

Mut'ny already?

That was quick

May BOT 12-Feb-22 12:36 AM

STEVE HOW COULD YOU

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 01:11 AM

How could I what

I'm not doing anything I promise

Meself just waiting for Patchy and Muskular to come back.

From the West

Which only I can access because of cartography.

Which makes perfect sense.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 03:19 AM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from ???!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 03:19 AM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> johnstown

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 12-Feb-22 03:37 AM

We just came from Jeanstown, seemed like an interesting place

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 03:43 AM

There was a weird fish lady that wanted me to suplex another Captain, aye.

I decided to make friends.

May BOT 12-Feb-22 04:32 AM

have you guys met another crew yet?

besides us

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 09:10 AM

@Miss Bec Trede

Miss Bec Trede appeared from ???!

Miss Bec Trede

3/3 HP

muskets

VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn.

balloon

VISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 09:10 AM

(edited)

Miss Bec Trede

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 09:16 AM

This is where i shall ask, plainly with all sincerity, have any of you in your past become closely acquainted with a mother and her child, only to leave them, around 15 years ago? if not, do you know of someone who could or would have?

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 09:25 AM

I'm casting my net wide, as it were

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 12-Feb-22 01:31 PM

Thats oddly specific

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 03:10 PM

Well, I'm looking for a specific person

May BOT 12-Feb-22 03:16 PM

I apologize I haven't heard of anyone like that

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 03:29 PM

Never heard of em

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 03:50 PM

Carvallain de Gorgagne instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 03:50 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

johnstown ---> discodeck

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 03:56 PM

Figured, sigh

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:15 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:15 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 05:16 PM

Hey, dwee8s.

Sorry, Steve, 8ut I 8n't joining your crew!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 05:22 PM

That be okay- It's not my crew, it would be ours- but it be okay-

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 05:22 PM

So the crew here is

is it the ship with the colorful pirate flag nearby?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 05:24 PM

yep, We're THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO

you have to shout it each time

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 05:26 PM

Steve was talking of making his own crew, did he mean yours?

I kind of, erm, told off my own captain just now, not sure if I feel like goin back

May BOT 12-Feb-22 05:29 PM

i think he's talking about ours

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:30 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:30 PM

(edited)

Karl

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

May BOT 12-Feb-22 05:31 PM

HELLO

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 05:32 PM

Alright, gang. Do we have any clue if John will have the paper this time? I'm itching to get going.

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 05:32 PM

...not sure

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 05:32 PM

I can take the map

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 05:33 PM

Map? Steve need a map too, do he have two?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:35 PM

@Captain Scarlett

Captain Scarlett appeared from ???!

Captain Scarlett

3/3 HP

greed

VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight

orphanmaker

VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:35 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:35 PM

@Molly

Molly appeared from ???!

Molly

3/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:35 PM

(edited)

Molly

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Molly BOT 12-Feb-22 05:37 PM

Fufufu, calling me a prick was awfully rude Karl, it's your fault for having an emotional conversation in the same area as MY lab

Anyway, bye! I'm going back there (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:37 PM

Molly instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:37 PM

(edited)

Molly

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 05:38 PM

The three of them aren't particularly socia8le, are they?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 05:38 PM

you look like you got a nice set of your own problems

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 05:40 PM

It isn't her lab.

Hmmm... kicking her off the crew or kicking her off the edge of the world... decisions decisions...

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 05:42 PM

Karl, whats going on?

It honestly sounds like our crew is falling apart

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 05:43 PM

Well it wasn't much of a crew to begin with, was it? I'd like to think I'm just thinking of ways to... make us more efficient.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Steve goes wide eyes, eyes you might say, are as wide as dodgeballs

May BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer come on board, i have something i need to ask in private

Captain Scarlett BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

Don't worry I'll probably be going at some point too.... ...only to come back in like a really dramatic way! (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

May instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:44 PM

(edited)

May

johnstown ---> discodeck

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 05:45 PM

Well, this seems, too soon an ending

Captain Scarlett BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Pffft, would be funny if the crew disbanded three phases in!

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM

Then absolutely, stay with us.

Captain Scarlett BOT 12-Feb-22 05:47 PM

I'm staying for atleast a while don't worry

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 05:47 PM

Being alone is my game, being a fixture for children's entertainment is my profession.

It makes sense.

...You know what.

You want to know what?

@Vriska Serket Can you get the map and join me on the ship as part of your action. @Miss Bec Trede You too, make sure you get on the ship either now or as part of your action.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:55 PM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:55 PM

(edited)

Karl

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Alright

Captain Scarlett BOT 12-Feb-22 05:57 PM

I... assume I get on the ship too right?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 05:59 PM

That be one bad captain.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 05:59 PM

Hmm

Yes, I'm going to join your crew, if you'd let me

Who is your captain?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:00 PM

All of us be the captain! That be the beauty of it!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:00 PM

Oh!

Then i believe all I need is your confirmation then, to join your crew?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:00 PM

That be the rub, we do not formally have a crew yet-

Wait! You can move to the harbor, right?

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:01 PM

I can

Would you like me to deliver a message?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:03 PM

Can you kindly inform the square and star shaped ones to type the following in their actions alongside one of them putting up the sail I am to deliver? "Join the Disco Star, Square, and Sphere, who's crew objective is to find and eliminate crime in Encino"

An' o' course, you can submit this too!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Encino?

where's that?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Encino! That be the rub, the city is missing!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM

Intriguing!

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Sure.

First things first though, I'm gonna spruce this place up a little!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:05 PM

I'll go deliver your message

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM

@Captain Scarlett Would ye like to join too? That makes us a 5!

Perfect team size!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Sure, mate!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:09 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

johnstown ---> discodeck

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Stealing crewm8s isn't gr8 8iquette.

Captain Scarlett BOT 12-Feb-22 06:10 PM

Join what?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:10 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from ???!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:10 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:10 PM

@May

May appeared from ???!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:10 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> johnstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:11 PM

Aye, so whos the lads that said they wanted to join us? (edited)

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:12 PM

Oh Steve, Muskular and Patchy are making a crew....

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:12 PM

@-@ (edited)

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:12 PM

WHAT THE HELL MAN

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Oh.

Steve.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Woah woah woah

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Steve...

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM

Mut'ny already

You DO know what we have to do right?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM

You help us make our objective to find Encino AND THEN YOU ABANDON US

You 3, All Traitors!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:14 PM

IF THEY WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN CREW WHY DONT WE PLUNDER THEM THEN CELEBRATE

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:14 PM

Aye.

A good traitor is a dead traitor.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:14 PM

WELL WE HAVE THE WEIGHT AND STRENGTH OF A KING BEHIND US, WE DO!

If you kill me, then the entire kingdom of Hyrule is going to come and get all of you out!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

How many ships does this kingdom have

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

Depends which one, I think.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

At least five here, I am certain!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM

I think you're forgetting the fact I spent a good chunk of my undead life devoted to sinking ships

THATS ALL?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

WELL THERE WOULD BE MORE TO COME

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Already have them come at us then

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

YOU WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE SECOND WAVE

THE SEMIFINALS ARE BRUTAL

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

If its the child timeline or the dead timeline, they pro8a8ly don't have many ships!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

No they wouldn't survive my first wave

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

8ut if its the adult timeline, you're fucked.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

You can't just take my ship steve.

It's a shame, really.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Captain Scarlett instantly moved to ???

King Harkinian BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

(it's the cd-i timeline)

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

(edited)

Captain Scarlett

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

I must’ve missed Karl again.

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM

(LOL)

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:17 PM

John!

Give me your map.

Captain's orders!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:17 PM

Captain do I have permission to sink their lifeboat

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:17 PM

Not so fast.

Let me speak to Karl first.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:18 PM

You have permission. (edited)

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:18 PM

I'm acting on his 8ehalf, see?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:18 PM

Sink those scumbags.

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM

John sighs.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM

Aye aye

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM

I'm not taking yer ship!

Errr... Vriska! You can go to the harbor too right?

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM

You can have the map. But could you or any one of Karl’s, well, former crewmates get his attention?

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM

Fiiiiiiiine.

I'll go get him.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:21 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:21 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:21 PM

There, I yelled at him for you.

H8ppy????????

What's it to you?

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Thanks.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:22 PM

Warn the rest!

I can hold off these angry hooligans, but I can't get the sail!

Prepare them for Dodgeball!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:23 PM

@Karl

Karl appeared from ???!

Karl

3/3 HP

arma

VISIBLE Karl's trusty companion, a small back crow.

violin

VISIBLE Does exactly what it says on the tin. It...violins.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:23 PM

(edited)

Karl

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:24 PM

@May @Minamitsu Murasa Get on the disco, we'll sink them from there.

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 06:24 PM

What?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Not you.

Steve.

He's a traitor!

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 06:25 PM

No, to John. Mind your own shit, like a respectful pirate for once.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Apologies, mate.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

@-@

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Aaaaaaaand

What's in it for me?

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Ah, hello again, Karl. I just wanted to make sure you think you can still handle Atlantis, you know with your crew falling apart and all.

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

I'm not running errands for people.

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Yes, yes, we three can handle it by all means, just get the map to Vriska

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

johnstown ---> discodeck

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Expecting nothing good to come from them, they're a bunch of goody two shoes

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Yeah! The other mem8ers of our crew were weak!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Well then I guess I'll just... Have to wing it.

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Weaky weak weak!

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

they want to bring peace!

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

Don’t make me regret this.

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM

We don't need them.

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:28 PM

John (loudly) whispers something to Karl about keeping Vriska in line.

Karl BOT 12-Feb-22 06:28 PM

Karl rolls his eyes.

Is that it? I have a pest problem to take care of.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM

So who the hell is on Traitor Steve' crew aside from the other traitors

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM

Argh, those o' the Tempest! Are you be saying I be a good pirate because I be traitorous?

Which traitorous I am not.

I promise.

But I be a pirate.

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM

That is all. I’ll be handing Vriska the map. Please keep your crew in check.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM

You're performing a mut'ny (edited)

Of course you're traitorous

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM

...fine.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Karl instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(edited)

Karl

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM

I'll warn them for you.

You owe me one, ok?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM

Vriska Serket instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

johnstown ---> humphreydeck

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Eh

I guess we'll figure it out later

I hope you can swim

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Minamitsu Murasa instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

johnstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:33 PM

@Vriska Serket

Vriska Serket appeared from ???!

Vriska Serket

3/3 HP

fluoriteoctet

VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice.

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:33 PM

(edited)

Vriska Serket

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:33 PM

Done.

8n't I kind?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Indeed you are! You be one of the good ones, unlike me former crew.

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:34 PM

Dirty Traitor!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:34 PM

I do have one more question for you- One more favor, then I would truly be forever in your debt.

May I have a map? I have some digging to be done.

Filthy loyalists!

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:35 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from ???!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:35 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

humphreydeck ---> johnstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:35 PM

Who is attacking my crew!??!?

Show yourselves!

I'll have at you!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:36 PM

They be those displaying trans rights!

Not that those are bad, Steve knew a trans pirate once

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:36 PM

(LOL)

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:36 PM

Trans whats?

I don't know what that is but I'm sure it can only lead to unadulterated evil and blasphemy!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:38 PM

Well you see Inigo

When a man be feelin' like a woman o' a woman be feelin' like a man, they may want to present themselves as such.

They may change their name, and ask people to use different gendered pronouns in order to make them feel comfortable

It's no'thing wrong, some people be simply forged in the wrong flesh.

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:39 PM

(im dying)

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM

How'e'er, some people don't like that people be so

An' they treat the lot as less than human

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM

So you sain' they're imposters????

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from ???!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> johnstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM

who are these impostors???

I'll kill you!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

me?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

The flesh be an imposter, yet the mind be true!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

You!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

?

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Are you harming my crew?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

No.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Oh, very well then

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Only Steve and his crew.

He's a traitor!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Anyone who has something to say to Steve has something to say to me!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Monkey, can you please let me finish me explanation of trans rights?

It be very important our crew be educated.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM

yes.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Thank you.

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM

yes, very true

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM

Where did I be...

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM

...what?

The Trans Rights people are the ones attacking you right?

You're right, we should know our enemy

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:43 PM

The Tempest yes.

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:43 PM

THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO

You have to say the full name

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:43 PM

Transgenders do not be our enemy, it be a grand shame they fly the flag.

And you have to balance on yer nose like a dolphin be!

Miss Bec Trede BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM

I think what theyre trying to say that the trans people are part of the crew attacking us, but that if we were to encounter a trans person they would not attack us because they are not part of that crew

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Who's the captain of this monkey buissness??

1

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Me.

The Monkey. (edited)

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM

Teh Monkey?

Good day sir

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

(typo fuck off)

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

Do you have buissness with Steve?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

He was part of me crew!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

I do have one more question fer ye all

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

He isn't anymore!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM

But he's a traitor!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Am I a competent pirate?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

No.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Traitor o' no.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Yes you are.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

An incompetent pirate?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Yes.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

So a pirate?

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

...

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

You have pirate in your name, don't you?

...that's good enough for me

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

Arrr! I do!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:46 PM

That's the spirit!

So who here needs a lesson taught?

My blade is ready to go!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Steve does.

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

No, no, I don't

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

johnstown ---> discodeck

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Ha!

I scared him off!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM

I be a great pirate on these seas, the horned one could confirm!

Horned one? Do I do be a pirate?

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM

You're building that ship down there, yes?

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM

We do be

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM

With the king's help?

That makes you a pirate in my eyes

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Yes, with the king's help!

Wait!

Did any of them call me a pirate?

Whil you were there?

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM

Erm, I don't recall

Is this pirate buissness new to ya? You seem awfully questioning of the title

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM

It's life or death, I must know if I have their support!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM

They seemed quite excited when I sent over your message

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM

Ah, I see.

Oh, oh, idea! Inigo friend, can you do one last thing for me before we must retreat?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:50 PM

He's part of a crew with Muskular and Patchy, Muskular is not evena pirate, he's A SAILOR

A GOODY TWO SHOES

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Could you plunder one o' the sailing maps from one o' the ships? We need one, relatively badly.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:50 PM

Oh, I was hoping for a fight here

...will you be alright?

May BOT 12-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Muskular would be so upset if you plundered something

imagine his reaction!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Aye, I'll be fine.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:51 PM

No worries, I have no access to your ship

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:51 PM

If I can dodge a wrench, I can dodge many things

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Well

Alright, stay safe friend

Vriska Serket BOT 12-Feb-22 06:52 PM

I'd say you're a pir8.

A pretty shit one, 8ut you have the potential in you.

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:52 PM

You know

hm, nevermind

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 06:53 PM

Arr, but Inigo, can you get that map for us? That old crew o' yours may not need it no more!

I need a map o' the sailin' variety fer me cartogromancy!

Make sure ye meet us in the harbor, godspeed!

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 06:57 PM

Ok! I'll be getting the map

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:59 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from ???!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:59 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> johnstown

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM

This can't be ending well.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM

No it won't

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM

deep breath

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer

Monkey Buccaneer appeared from ???!

Monkey Buccaneer

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> johnstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

I'm having a little cheat day now that Lady Hijiri isn't here right now

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

If I can dodge a wrench...

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Make sure you get on the boat after.

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

(locking in like 0.2 nanoseconds)

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

...I can dodge a ball.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

johnstown ---> discodeck

Inigo Montoya BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM

...!

Hey! Don't mess with Steve!

Steve the Pirate BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Inigo, just go through with ye plan, trust me!

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM

(locking in 0.1 nanoseconds)

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM

1

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM

LOCK

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:49 PM

The balloons on the shop pop!

A monkey-like laugh is heard from the Disco.

Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 08:02 PM

Bec trede is very angry at this, because she was going to do it.

Minamitsu tries to toss her anchor at the flying objects...

But it's really heavy! All it does is knock them down a bit!

They're at a reachable height now.

And by reachable height, I mean they are still held by May.

Mcafee gives Vriska a map. She seems to covet it greatly.

Vriska tosses her dice...

And gets a can of spray paint!

It's branded "MS Paint".

She graffiti's a :::;) on the side of a fence!

It begins to fade out as soon as she walks away.

Steve goes over to steal something...

He swipes a sail for himself!

May sends Mr Dolphin to KILL STEVE!

Well maybe not kill, but at least stop him from doing his plundering.

He is startled so much that he is caught by the shop owner and doesn't have time to do anything else!

Mr dolphin knocks him off his feet, ouch!

But he sprints out and runs to the harbor through the Disco!

Inigo goes to grab and extra map from his ship and also follows Steve.

Twig chills.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:23 PM

(edited)

Steve the Pirate moved to harbor

Twig stayed here.

John McAfee stayed here.

Miss Bec Trede moved to ???

May moved to ???

Vriska Serket moved to ???

Inigo Montoya moved to harbor

Minamitsu Murasa moved to ???

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Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:23 PM

Pinned a message.

-----Phase 4----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! The balloons tied to its windowsill have been popped, though. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

Twig

3/3 HP

John McAfee

3/3 HP

@Twig @John McAfee

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:33 PM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:33 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:33 PM

Huh

Don’t know what I expected?

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:34 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:34 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:36 PM

What a quaint port town.

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

@Bones

Bones appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

(edited)

Bones

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

oh boy oh boy oh boy

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Ah, hello, Bones.

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

What the hell?!

Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

YOU

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

Him?

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:37 PM

How did you get back here so fast?

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:38 PM

(Bones can move without restriction don’t you know?)

Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 11:38 PM

(TRUE)

none of your business mcafee

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

I kicked you out of my pristine little port town for a reason!

Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 11:39 PM

yeah

for doing my job

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Scaring small children is a mental issue, not a job. Now am I gonna need to authorize brute force here?

Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 11:40 PM

i'll let you take that up with my crew

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:41 PM

Scaring small children is required

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

Hi koeia

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

So, you are John McAfee, then?

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 11:43 PM

a head pops out from the water

I HAVE GOTTEN COOKIES

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:44 PM

Yeah, that would be me.

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:46 PM

I'm sure whatever the previous matters with Bones here can be smoothed over... Do ye have a title? Governor or some such?

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:46 PM

I am the governor here, yes. And I want order, damn it.

Ceres Leadbow BOT 12-Feb-22 11:47 PM

This is not a mcdonalds I’m sorry

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:49 PM

I understand, Governor, and it will be handled. But I was wondering: you're something of a whale hunter, right? Or so I've heard.

John McAfee BOT 12-Feb-22 11:49 PM

(I have to go to work right now so my responses will be delayed apologies)

Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 11:50 PM

(gotcha np)

Koeia BOT 12-Feb-22 11:50 PM

I’m going somewhere else

Bye

she slinks back into the water

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:51 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 12:02 AM

Whale hunter? Well, I uh, yes, I guess you could call whaling a hobby of mine.

Oh my god, he knows about McDonald’s… Those CIA time travelers must be on my ass again.

Really can never catch a break.

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 12:04 AM

All ponies have access to a degree of Meta knowledge you should know this

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 12:05 AM

Do ye know anythin' about The Abyssal Beast?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 12:06 AM

Oh yeah, I’ve heard plenty of rumors and stuff.

Look, I don’t know if this is a good time.

John looks ready to run away.

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 12:07 AM

Eh? What's the matter, Governor?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

(Bones and I are also going to have to get off for a few hours)

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

You look like you've seen a ghost.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

(This seems like a good cliffhanger for now)

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 12:08 AM

(And alright then!)

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 12:09 AM

(John McAfee and Bones will return on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z)

1

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 12:12 AM

Cortez backs off, for the moment. I believe I'll look at the harbor next, but first, I will check on the ship, of course.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:13 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:13 AM

(edited)

Cortez

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:16 AM

@Mononobe no Futo

Mononobe no Futo appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Mononobe no Futo

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:17 AM

(edited)

Mononobe no Futo

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 12:19 AM

I was told thine town wouldst sell skateboards here!

And this seems to be.. a high-class area!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:20 AM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 12:20 AM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 12:20 AM

Remember kids! Stealing items from rich people is always morally correct!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:21 AM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:21 AM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

The Demoman BOT 13-Feb-22 03:22 AM

Ehr... don't mind the pirate hat officers, this is for a costume party.

[Okey that should do it...]

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:46 AM

@Aura

Aura appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Aura

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 03:46 AM

(edited)

Aura

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Aura BOT 13-Feb-22 03:47 AM

Well this is a quaint City

The Demoman BOT 13-Feb-22 03:48 AM

Not sure what you standards are for cities are lass, this place looks pretty big ta me. (edited)

Probably should have asked the captain what we're doin' here before I stepped off.

Place looks full'a goody two-shoes landlubbers ta me.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:11 AM

(I’m back, didn’t realize the rollover was gonna take longer today)

You're right, this is a landlubber's town. Swashbucklers and thieves can find company in Jeanstown instead.

Anyway, I really should be heading out now. I've got governor business to attend to.

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:15 AM

not so fast

you don't want us wreaking havoc on your bastion of peace now do you?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:17 AM

Jesus, okay, I'll talk.

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:17 AM

hey cortez get out here

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:17 AM

Bones instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:17 AM

(edited)

Bones

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:27 AM

@Bones

Bones appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Bones

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:27 AM

(edited)

Bones

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:28 AM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:28 AM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:28 AM

wow we ran really fast

i'm exhausted

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:28 AM

(was checking the interlude areas as we went lol sorry)

Tis no worry. So, Guv'nor McAfee's around?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:29 AM

Yes. What do you want?

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:30 AM

To pick up where we left off. The Abyssal Beast.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:31 AM

The Abyssal Beast? Sounds like part of the Atlantis legend.

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:31 AM

don't play dumb with me mcafee

you love sea monsters so much you were gonna turn my ship into a zoo for them

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:32 AM

You seemed to know more than just sayin' it's part of Atlantis before, aye.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:32 AM

Put a zoo on your ship? Why would I want to do that?

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:33 AM

Zoos make money, amigo. It's not out of the question, aye?

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:33 AM

oh i heard the whole thing

you were gloating all about it to your side chicks

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:36 AM

John curses under his breath. So, I like sea creatures. So what?

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:37 AM

Did ye capture this beast we been discussing?

Must've been a mighty feat if so, I reckon.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:38 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:38 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:39 AM

NO! NO I DIDN'T!

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:39 AM

WHAT

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:39 AM

uh ohhhhhhh

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:39 AM

Then who? Have ye any clue, since this is your area of expertise, apparently?

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:41 AM

WHATS GOING ON?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:41 AM

Someone, anyone, it wasn't me. Oh I'm gonna get eaten alive, I'm screwed. I'm done for.

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:42 AM

i heard sea monsters get cravings for people in power

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:42 AM

I LIKE EATING PEOPLE

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:42 AM

it's like eating filet mignon

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:43 AM

Are ye protectin' someone, Guv'nor? Are ye genuinely clueless? Or is this a man afraid to speak the truth?

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:44 AM

(CLUE/LESS)

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:44 AM

(

)

Look, I needed the Abyssal Beast more than you do. I don't know how my boys let this get past the radar, I finally had the damned thing! Someone's going to the gallows.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:47 AM

What

Did

You

SAY

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:48 AM

I see.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:50 AM

But I'll deal with incompetence later. Right now I've gotta attend to you jackasses. And I've got something- or someone- up my sleeve.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:50 AM

WHAT

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:51 AM

And I've got a big damn sleeve, heh.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:51 AM

DID YOU STAB ME AND CAGE ME?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:52 AM

No, it was that guy. He points in the general direction of a market of people.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:53 AM

Uhhh…

it glares

Bones BOT 13-Feb-22 04:54 AM

what do you think fish

i think the mystery is clearly solved

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:54 AM

Yeah. I think so too.

WHY DID YOU DO IT

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 04:57 AM

Then there's nothin' left for me to say, I think. I need to unwind... What an eventful visit, and it isn't even done yet.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:57 AM

Women love guys with big sea monsters!

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:58 AM

WHAT THE HECK?

AND WHAT DID YOU USE TO HURT ME

I NEARLY DIED

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:58 AM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 04:58 AM

(edited)

Cortez

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 04:58 AM

Mmm... Trade secrets.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 04:59 AM

TELL ME NOW

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:04 AM

Wow, none of my sea monsters are this rude.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:04 AM

WHAT

ALSO I DONT CARE

YOU STABBED ME AND THEN CAGED ME

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:06 AM

It was all for the greater good.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:06 AM

HA

What’s the use in doing “good” anyways?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:12 AM

I was gonna use you to get my hands on the greatest treasure of all. Looks like I'll just have to find another way.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:13 AM

Well, you’ll never find another way when you’re at the bottom of the sea.

Also seriously that was your goal? I have had people try and hunt me down to keep the seas somewhat more safe. It’s still pathetic. But you? Ha.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:15 AM

Heheheh... That's where I'm headed.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:17 AM

I will be sure to make your death as painful as possible.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:19 AM

I do appreciate the sentiment, but my - friend - has something else in mind.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:19 AM

And who may that be?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:20 AM

You'll see.

I wonder, maybe you two have already met?

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:20 AM

I wouldn’t know cause you haven’t told me

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:21 AM

You'll know soon enough.

(He will arrive during rollover)

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Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:22 AM

I hate you.

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:22 AM

I get that a lot. John beams.

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 05:23 AM

'tis natural for those in the high order to fall unto greed.. malice is inevitable.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:27 AM

I cannot wait for you to die

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:30 AM

It's funny, I already died once. But that may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:31 AM

What

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 05:31 AM

Because you know what happened? I got to start over.

I won't be elaborating any further, of course.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:32 AM

What if I don’t kill you then?

What if I stab you in the chest and lock you up in that cage you put me in

What would you do then?

John McAfee BOT 13-Feb-22 06:09 AM

I've been locked up in a cage before. I'll figure something out.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 06:09 AM

I will make you suffer as much as I can and even more

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 06:21 AM

I will be back for you later

she sinks back into the sea

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:21 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:21 AM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 08:47 AM

@Noah

Noah appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 08:47 AM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:02 AM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:02 AM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 09:05 AM

Hm

So we have our culprit

Let’s see. Do we need to throw you to the depths?

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 09:09 AM

金持ちへの死

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 09:12 AM

...what tongue did she just speak?

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 09:12 AM

Neighponese

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 09:13 AM

(I fucking wheezed)

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 09:16 AM

(Thanks this is an actual joke they use in the show)

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 09:17 AM

Both a event of fortune and misfortune.. 'twould seem I hath met a situation of "killing two birds with one stone"?

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Seeing this crew's mark, and hearing what I heard from the boat... I see now.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:21 AM

Noah instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:22 AM

(edited)

Noah

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 09:22 AM

'tis a troubling matter.. which shall be of mine priority..

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:16 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:16 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:22 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:22 PM

(edited)

Cortez

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:24 PM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 01:24 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:16 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:16 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:17 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:17 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:26 PM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 02:26 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 02:26 PM

huh

gee

sure is quiet now

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:32 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 05:32 PM

WOOO TIME TO GO AND CAGE AND KILL A GUY

Actually I should talk to Cortez about how we should handle things

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:35 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 05:35 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

The Demoman BOT 13-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Probably not a bad idea, aye.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:05 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:05 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:09 PM

Ceres Leadbow instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:09 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Bones instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:32 PM

(edited)

Bones

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:46 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:46 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:47 PM

@Ceres Leadbow

Ceres Leadbow appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Ceres Leadbow

3/3 HP

electricguitar

VISIBLE Ceres's personal electric guitar.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:47 PM

(edited)

Ceres Leadbow

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 06:47 PM

What's up johnnyboy

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 06:47 PM

WOOOOOOOOOO

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:51 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

The Demoman BOT 13-Feb-22 06:51 PM

Hey, if ye haven't heard already ye should get back to the ship once we're done here.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:51 PM

@Noah

Noah appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Noah

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:51 PM

(edited)

Noah

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:52 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:52 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:57 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:57 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 06:58 PM

Mononobe! Get aboard the ship! @Mononobe no Futo

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:58 PM

@Edwin VanCleef

Edwin VanCleef appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Edwin VanCleef

3/3 HP

genericrapier

VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:58 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 06:58 PM

It begins…

Mononobe no Futo BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

I shall be ready to move! Do not worry!

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

@Aura YOU SHOULD AS WELL

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

(edited)

Edwin VanCleef

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

Ceres Leadbow BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

heh

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 06:59 PM

You surprise me, I did not think you had concern for the rest of the crew!

Noah smiles.

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I…

SHE GAVE ME COOKIES

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 07:00 PM

I'll be makin' sure no players on the stage're harmed! As we planned, crew! Ready!?

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 07:00 PM

YEAH

Noah BOT 13-Feb-22 07:01 PM

Let us go forth! (edited)

Cortez BOT 13-Feb-22 07:02 PM

Mortal @John McAfee, your sin haunts you! Know it, as you are condemned by The Ghost King!

Koeia BOT 13-Feb-22 07:02 PM

TIME TO DIE

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 07:03 PM

LOCK

1

Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 08:14 PM

Twig asks around about his ship.

He starts to walk towards the harbor, but Cortez clutches him in his arms and scurries off onto the Ghost King!

Aura looks for the mightiest stallion in the stables, and cuts some hair from its mane for herself.

She then follows behind Cortez.

Mononobe sneaks around the stores...

She doesn't exactly see a skateboard, but she does manage to snatch some four small wheels for herself.

Edwin runs down from the Ghost King, and shouts at the people in the marketplaces!

"Go! Go now! There is calamity coming! Run off or else you'll meet the same fate as your governor!"

McAfee is incredulous.

Noah also starts shouting at people, telling them to take cover.

McAfee is growing restless, saying "Now come on guys, you're not really going to-"

CRACKLE!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

CRUMBLE!

Oh, they're going ta have ta glue you back tagether, in (hic) hell!

Someone just shot a cannonball at McAfee's governmental offices.

His quarters are wide open!

"Now what the hell man, am I going to have to pay someone to fix that wall?" he laments.

He turns around, and sees a pony in front of him suddenly.

Ceres blasts out the swankiest and loudest Bm13b5#11add2/D# with his electric guitar and amp!

It blasts out at a colossal 250 decibels!

McAfee's ears are ringing...

Ceres' horn starts glowing green, and a strange aura of magic forms from it.

The pony blasts a powerful kinetic force at McAfee, throwing him past the docks into the water!

He takes a massive amount of damage from the blast.

He sees a curious fish waiting for him to hit the water...

1

And he can only whistle loudly before Koeia gabs onto the man and pulls him underwater.

1

Only air bubbles can be seen above water now.

1

McAfee must be starting to suffocate now...

1

As the water starts rumbling...

1

And a large shadow starts to emerge victoriously!

1

Koeia pops her head out!

It's normal sized.

1

"SOMETHING PULLED HIM OUT OF MY HANDS!"

1

The shadow grows even larger now.

1

What do people usually do when they whistle loudly?

Isn't that a call to summon a pet?

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

1

McAfee emerges!

1

He's on the verge of death, but he's laughing hard.

Because he's sitting on...

That can't be!

No way!

IT'S HUMPHREY!!!!!!

1

"Golly!"

"It seems like I caught you friends at a bit of a heated moment, didn't I!"

"Well, I'm sorry about that, seems like the get-together got a little rained on if you know what I mean."

"Anyway, I'm going to be taking master away for now."

1

"If you try to kill him again, I'll just have to do something about that!"

"You know, I don't like it, but I could bite any one of your heads off in the blink of an eye!"

"So good luck trying to kill me! I'm invincible! Hueh hueh hueh!"

The whale zooms off into the sea, with McAfee sitting on it.

1

No one's guarding his office now, though...

1

The people start to slowly emerge back from their hiding spots, sensing the chaos is over for now.

This'll be terrible for the economy! They say, as they get back to selling and buying.

1

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:21 PM

(edited)

Twig moved to ghostdeck

John McAfee moved to ???

Mononobe no Futo moved to ghostdeck

Aura moved to ghostdeck

Koeia stayed here.

Ceres Leadbow moved to ghostdeck

Noah moved to ghostdeck

Cortez moved to ghostdeck

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MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:21 PM

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-----Phase 5----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! The balloons tied to its windowsill have been popped, though. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. One of the walls has been blasted clean open, leaving what seems to be the governor's offices wide open for plundering. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

Koeia

3/3 HP

@Koeia

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:22 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:22 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:30 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:30 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> johnstown

Muskular BOT 13-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Empty!

Hmm...

Glad to finally see Johnstown myself!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:31 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(edited)

Muskular

johnstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:32 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:53 PM

@Patchy the Pirate

Patchy the Pirate appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Patchy the Pirate

2.75/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:53 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

kingship ---> johnstown

Patchy the Pirate BOT 13-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Interesting!

I feel I should look fer some spongebob memorabilia here at some point. (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Patchy the Pirate instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 09:56 PM

(edited)

Patchy the Pirate

johnstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:45 PM

@Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Inigo Montoya

3/3 HP

rapier

VISIBLE The deft and dangerous fencing sword of Inigo Montoya.

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:45 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

kingship ---> johnstown

Inigo Montoya BOT 13-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Someone destroyed John's office?

Shame, he seemed like a nice guy

I wonder where he went off to

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:46 PM

Inigo Montoya instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:46 PM

(edited)

Inigo Montoya

johnstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 11:15 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 11:15 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> johnstown

Muskular BOT 13-Feb-22 11:17 PM

Whenever they need help...

"Absolutely pathetic"...

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:07 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:07 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:10 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:10 AM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

Muskular BOT 14-Feb-22 12:17 AM

…? (edited)

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:47 AM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 12:47 AM

(edited)

Muskular

johnstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 03:36 AM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 03:36 AM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 03:36 AM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 03:36 AM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:54 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:54 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:55 PM

Cortez instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 04:55 PM

(edited)

Cortez

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:24 PM

@The Demoman

Pirate Demoman appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Pirate Demoman

3/3 HP

tideturner

VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield.

scottishhandshake

VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

longsword

VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:24 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

The Demoman BOT 14-Feb-22 06:25 PM

Hm, surprisingly quiet considerin' they just got a hole blown through their hall.

Works for me.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:26 PM

Pirate Demoman instantly moved to THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:26 PM

(edited)

Pirate Demoman

johnstown ---> ghostdeck

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:53 PM

@Koeia

Koeia appeared from ???!

Koeia

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(edited)

Koeia

ghostbelow ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:53 PM

@Muskular

Muskular appeared from DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!!

Muskular

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:53 PM

(edited)

Muskular

kingship ---> johnstown

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

YOU SHOULD WATCH ME

Muskular BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

I should?

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

YES

Muskular BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

May I ask if there’s any particular reason why? (edited)

Koeia BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

I WANT YOU TO SEE

Muskular BOT 14-Feb-22 06:54 PM

Okay Okay! I’ll go over!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Koeia instantly moved to ???

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

(edited)

Koeia

johnstown ---> ghostbelow

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

Muskular instantly moved to DISCO! STARS, SQUARES, SPHERES, AND STICKS!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

(edited)

Muskular

johnstown ---> kingship

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

@Cortez

Cortez appeared from THE GHOST KING - MAIN DECK!!

Cortez

3/3 HP

quadblades

VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 06:55 PM

(edited)

Cortez

ghostdeck ---> johnstown

King Harkinian BOT 14-Feb-22 07:02 PM

LOCK

1

King Harkinian BOT 14-Feb-22 08:38 PM

Cortez steps through the rubble of the wall, and into McAfee's compound!

He looks around vigorously, using all 4 of his arms to search for important information and items!

He finds a gleaming silver harpoon! Could this be... it even has blood on the tip!

It looks incredibly sturdy, though...

He also finds what seems to be... an elongated wooden plank! It has grip tape on one side, and holes for bolts on the other. What could it be used for?

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:27 PM

(edited)

Cortez moved to ???

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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:27 PM

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-----Phase 6----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! The balloons tied to its windowsill have been popped, though. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. One of the walls has been blasted clean open, leaving what seems to be the governor's offices wide open for plundering. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

Molly

1.25/3 HP

grabberstabber

BIG

VISIBLE An extendible arm that can either grab stuff with its hand, or stab stuff with a spike in its palm (0.5 damage)! It can only be used once for each, though.

mecharms

VISIBLE These killer mech arms are attached to Molly's forearms. On her left is a grappling claw that extends a meter forward, and on her right is a laser cannon that deals 1.5 damage upon impact, but it must start to charge the previous phase.

@Molly

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:28 PM

@The Dodo

Darien appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Darien

3/3 HP

sand

VISIBLE They are covered in sand.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:28 PM

(edited)

Darien

kyedeck ---> johnstown

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

@Minamitsu Murasa

Minamitsu Murasa appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Minamitsu Murasa

3/3 HP

anchorchain

BIG it's a large anchor with a chain attached to it.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(edited)

Minamitsu Murasa

discodeck ---> johnstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

What a waste

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

@Entrapta

Entrapta appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Entrapta

3/3 HP

labcoat

VISIBLE A lab coat! How very scientific.

minihand

VISIBLE A small-ish hand-shaped robot! It follows you around, or anyone you give it to. It has a remote control that you can use to make it block any incoming attacks from small projectiles. But it's a bit fragile - if the incoming attack is too big or too fast-moving, it could break the robot. It can be used with a 1 phase cooldown.

toolbox

BIG A toolbox containing some basic tools, plus a drill and some paint! It's not as versatile as your lab, but it should help you build or fix stuff in a pinch.

drill

VISIBLE A mechanical drill powered by alcohol...A lot of alcohol. You'll probably only have the fuel to use it once.

supergoggles

VISIBLE It's a pair of enhanced goggles! They reduce fire and chemical hazards by 0.25, and can also be used to emit a concentrated laser beam that heats up anything it hits. The laser requires a phase to cool down after use.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

(edited)

Entrapta

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:29 PM

Well I got my UFO anyway

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

wow that's a lot of items

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Looks like they up and left.

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Hello! Where'd they run off to, even?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Who left

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:30 PM

Wait

Where they specifically at jeanstown?

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:31 PM

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

2.75/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

ufos

VISIBLE A couple colourful UFOs. Yes, they've been identified as UFOs. It's unsure what they...do.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:31 PM

(edited)

May

discodeck ---> johnstown

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:31 PM

They were at the Harbor, which is close by. Couldn't make it to Jeanstown from the island.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Tch

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

...unless they swam. Looked fish-like to me...

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

TRAITORS ARE RUNNIN' AWAY CAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF US

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Let's go destroy a harbor

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786232896468811786/936048602302808084/may_taunt.gif

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

Cap'n, what are your thoughts?

Either of you.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

are you guys still trying to kill those people just because they decided to leave the crew

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:32 PM

I'd rather not jump to just obliteratin' em!

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Oh, so they are violent!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

@Barbaros

Barbaros appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Barbaros

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

(edited)

Barbaros

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

what?

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

More, maybe we could change their mind, haha!

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

who are you talking about

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-may-dolphin-dolphin-fov-dolphin-gif-22307466

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

Hoho! What'd I miss?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

No thoughts

Head empty

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I was trying to figure out whether we could trust the main crew, or the members that went off on the lifeboat, or both.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:33 PM

I was talking about the people from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

Honestly, they all seem a bit fishy to me.

Pun not intended.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

I think best we not get involved

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

And then what, cap'n?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

They've been talking about killing the people that went off on the lifeboat for AGES now

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

We're inevitably going to get involved if we're looking for those lost body parts.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

I really thought they would have better things to do but considering they're still going after them, maybe not, fufufu

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:34 PM

not killing, eliminating them

there is a difference ya know

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

I don't think they know about them, aye.

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Ah, I figured. Oh well. More for us.

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

I've only told The Ghost King and you.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

@Ianis

Ianis appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Ianis

3/3 HP

labcoatcannon

VISIBLE A cannon that can shoot labcoats! It doesn't seem incredibly powerful, but it can probably still do the trick.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

(edited)

Ianis

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM

Though, the more help the better!

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Hiya.

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Hello again!

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

A labcoat cannon??

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Honestly, I'm startin' to think the only ship we can trust is the Ghost King, cap'n; but...

Yeah, I made it myself.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:36 PM

Speaking of which Maerk is on their deck it seem

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Well.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Are you a fellow scientist?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

This is somethin'.

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Well, there is this Humphrey I keep hearing about that I've never seen.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

If only I ended up going to your crew!!

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Ah! Yes, I'm glad to see I'm not the only academic around here.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

The one i got stuck with SUCKED

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Always welcome

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

Hey, funny lookin' gal, have you seen a little guy with a shark head?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM

You're always welcome - our former First Mate ended up leaving our crew, so we're a bit understocked for crewmates.

Now Ianis here is our First Mate, so it all worked out in the end!

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Hi.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Nope

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

I'm Ianis.

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? WE'VE LOST 4 CREW MATES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Maybe just try to reconcile

Come to compromise

Mend old wounds

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:38 PM

Why are you hunting them anyways?

A peaceful resolution is probably better than a violent one, right?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

If I am welcome then I'd like to join your crew, since I don't have one anymore

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM

What happen

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

I got kicked off for accidently going below deck where my lab was because the Captain and the spider lady had a private conversation there and i didn't realize

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

The Traitors hate plundering, they aren't even real pirates!

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Like, jeez, I can't pay attention to every single thing that's said in every area!!

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

That's pretty lame.

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

We'd love to have ya, but I'd say you've gotta do somethin' to prove yourself first.

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Oh, wait. So you're the plunderers?

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Gotta stay safe for the both of us, yeah?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Huh?? Is that a rule now??

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Captain should not hide things from crew

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM

Well, fair enough

That helps my objective anyways!

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:41 PM

Can't call it a rule, but I wouldn't just jump to trust a stranger - especially if they got kicked off their crew!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:41 PM

What you have in mind

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Also, I was right, hah!

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Luckily I made my lab portable, so I picked it up before Karl kicked me off the ship, and with it I can make items for people!

Mostly mechanical things or robots, that's my specialty

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

The half of the other crew here ARE the violent ones!

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Say, would you be willing to help find my parts as well, ...squid girl?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM

Oh! Same here!

Perhaps we could collaborate?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(SQUID GIRL ‼️)

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(SQUID GIRL‼️)

(FUCK YOU FUCK OFF)

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(LMAO)

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(HA)

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(SQUID GIRL‼️)

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:43 PM

(

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Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

So you're another one of those en-gee-neer gals?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM

Yeah!

And yes to that as well

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:45 PM

Ah, wonderful! You will be rewarded, I assure you.

We do have...at least a lead or two, right now.

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

The temple in the middle of the ocean, right?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Your crew is way nicer than the Humphreys Dream people I got stuck with!!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Still wondering what Dodo have in mind

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

We haven't encountered them!

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Well, that was one of them! It was just to the south of the beach or something, right?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Also, a collaboration would be fun, fufufu

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:46 PM

Yes, yes, I'm still wondering what Darien has in mind myself.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Your crew has a badge thing too right?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Indeed, indeed.

We do!

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Every crew has it?

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

That's an item, so that should count for my objective

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Aye, thats a captain's law.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Woah we aren't violent just for violences sake

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

I can make an item for one of you guys myself with the lab in exchange for the badge and joining your crew!

If that's fine with the Dodo, or Darien, I'm not sure what to call you sorry

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM

Entrapta flashes her badge. It appears to have Quagsire pogging emblazoned on the front.

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The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Nothing in particular. Maybe we both just help each other out!

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

We only say it, we haven't actually done anything yet

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

When you deliberately instigate a coup just because you didn't end up as captain and then steal a bunch of equipment, that calls for some punishment

Yeah we haven't actually killed anyone yet

Yet

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

yeah that's pretty much what happened^

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM

Hm... what else apart from the lifeboats?

I agree that it does seem like a pretty jerkish move, but... violence is not the answer.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Radios

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Ah, of course.

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

Call me whatever, really. The Dodo is more of a nickname than anything, haha.

May BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM

If they had asked nicely, we wouldn't be doing this!

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM

If you really need to punish them in some way, we have a strongroom we can lock at least one of them up in.

Not sure how the captains would think about that.

But it's an option.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM

I meant for the challenge

To join crew

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM

Yeah if they just asked to bail we would've let them

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

@Carvallain de Gorgagne

Carvallain de Gorgagne appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

Carvallain de Gorgagne

2.75/3 HP

headsmansaxe

VISIBLE A mighty headsman's axe made of Adamantite! This thing packs a punch.

crossbow

VISIBLE This crossbow shoots a short arrow that deals 1 heart of damage on contact, and 0.5 hearts passively afterwards per phase if the wound is left untreated.

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

(edited)

Carvallain de Gorgagne

discodeck ---> johnstown

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

But they were being jerks about it? Hm.

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

...So, regarding my parts! Blue creature, you said you saw some temple or somesuch?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

Why did they leave?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM

What temple where

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

I still don't think anyone's made that clear for me.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

In water

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Who saw a temple

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They tag along for whatever quest we find ourselves on, and assuming they're helpful and all goes well, then - why not let them join?

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Yes, but..where? Like, on the map. It was south of the beach, right?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM

Weird youkai looking ship captain was there anything inside the temple

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM

He was too busy getting to us to have a look. It was the phase before you all came to the island.

Captain Quagsire can swim really good.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM

So like tryout period

Was F6 I think

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Well, like I said, it would help for my own objective at least if I could make an item in exchange for getting the badge, If I'm not considered a full member of the crew until I'm able to tag along with you and help then that's fine though (edited)

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM

Hm...

Was it right there or to your east? Or west?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM

I'm fine with gettin' a new peep on board myself!

It doesn't sound like they got treated fairly by their previous crew, so why not?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:56 PM

Making an item or so sounds fine to me

Maybe something to help non-fish breathe underwater

Since we gotta go diving

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Seems to be much drama around these waters...Maybe some of these captains just aren't cut out for it!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

I'm am trying of my best

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

So you didn't go into the temple?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Yeah!! Our captains are doin' great!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Didn't have time

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM

Damn

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

...Well, you folks have done alright so far, I think. You seem to be net zero for now, hoho!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Alright I guess I got a temple to visit

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Big monster there though

So caution being

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Big monster, huh? ...Yes, that follows the tales quite well.

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM

Yeah!

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Alright! I can do that

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

Now thinking something else

Maybe good idea to distract giant monster

Noisemaker in another area maybe

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM

How big we talkin'?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

If had to use word would use word giant

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

Damn.

I was thinkin' I could try and wrestle it but I don't think that'll work too well then.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:00 PM

So that's why I thinking noisemaker

Lure it somewhere else

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 10:01 PM

I can do that too

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 10:02 PM

Perhaps! Strength in numbers should help, as well.

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

I don't think I could make both in one phase, but I can make the noisemaker this phase and the thing to help non-fish breathe underwater next phase

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:03 PM

If we don't have anythin', we could drop somethin' heavy in the water!

Make a big noise!

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Hey, I might be able to make that happen! Assuming I can get these wings to work, that is...

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

I can carry real heavy stuff too!

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 10:04 PM

Well, I'm sure you could do it! (edited)

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

And, apparently if I give that stuff to someone else, it becomes easy for 'em to carry too?

I dunno how that works but it does.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:05 PM

Other idea is we make big net in another area

I go to temple hope thing swim after me into the net

I squeeze through the net

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:07 PM

That sounds dangerous! I like it!

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 10:07 PM

The power of motivation! Or friendship! Or the placebo effect, most likely!

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:08 PM

The power of these muscles, hah!

Ianis flexes.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

I no have muscle all flubber

Barbaros BOT 14-Feb-22 10:09 PM

Hoho! I like the power of friendship!

We're all friends here, right?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

I could probably make some kind of "scuba suit" with the parts and safety gear still in the below-deck... that should help with entering water for those of us who aren't used to it.

And certainly, Barbaros!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

In other news

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

frens :)

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Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

Little star getting killed I think

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

What?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:11 PM

Don't know

Talking about drowning

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

That does NOT sound good.

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:12 PM

You talking about Muskular?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Yes

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

...hm.

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Are you gettin' this from Maerk's walk talk thing?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Yes

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Wait - where's Maerk?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Ghost Ship

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:13 PM

Is Muskular on the Ghost King?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Yes

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Where is their ship?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Last I checked, it was headed for Jeanstown.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Not sure I should tell

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

But they'll probably be heading in another direction now.

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Why not?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:14 PM

Not sure where.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

Apparently you all want kill each other

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

nononon, Eliminate

not kill

clear difference

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:15 PM

What's the difference?

Explain it to me.

Like I'm a five-year old, please.

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Huh? You're five?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

No! But if this crew member can't explain their reasons to me simply...

Then, y'know.

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:16 PM

Oh...

I was scared we had kids on our crew for a second!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

@James Pond

James Pond appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

James Pond

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

(edited)

James Pond

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Greetings, Mr. Pond!

James Pond BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Peepee on water

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

Welcome welcome

James Pond BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

wHat is Up

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:17 PM

We might be getting a new crew member.

Details are still being worked out, but suffice it to say, it's looking positive!

Mm. Apart from that, there's been some difficulties with the other ship we're with at the moment.

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Yikes! It looks like that starfish fellow is being accused of being a traitor now...

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Maerk's caught up in the middle of all of it, too.

Oh, no...

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Asssuming we get to escape, that might be two new crew members, ha...ha?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

Wait Dodo you have walking talking to

The Dodo BOT 14-Feb-22 10:19 PM

This is... concerning.

Yes. Why?

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Starfish?

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Muskular, I think.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

Am glad was just curious

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:20 PM

From what I remember, Pirate is still aboard the Ghost King.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

Oops did we ever update Maerk on new objective

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:21 PM

I'm guessing at this point, because I don't have the last walkie-talkie.

No, we didn't.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

You are right

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Because Maerk doesn't listen to his walkie-talkie.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Fair enough

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:22 PM

Until he does at the worst possible times. Which is how Muskular even started talking about "traitor" stuff to begin with.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Skill issue methinks

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

I'd imagine so!

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

Did Muskular clarify their side of the story?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

He think he treated poorly

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:23 PM

TREATED POORLY

HE LEFT THE FIRST PHASE ON THE SHIP

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Did anythin' specific prompt him leaving?

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

How could have we done anything 1 phase

Him losing the captain vote

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

So - he's salty, is that it?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

If I can suggest something

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

yes

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Haha! Like sea water! I get it!

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:24 PM

Why don't we split up

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Decided to go off and form his own pirate group with lifeboats.

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

...That was a pun, right?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

You and the captain stay on the ship and I'll take another lifeboat to smoke out those traitors

I'm more than enough to sink any ship

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

Star says that this is best option because otherwise he would've stop violent things from within crew

So decided to get out of hair

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:25 PM

I'll grab a radio and let you know where I am at all times

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

@Orla

Orla Nevvit appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Orla Nevvit

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

(edited)

Orla Nevvit

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

So... what, would the crew have imploded in of itself if Muskular didn't run away?

It sounds like that would have been the case.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Nah probably not

Everyone was doing pretty fine

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:26 PM

Wait, and why did the rest of the crew follow him?

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:27 PM

because patchy and steve were supporters of him during the vote

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:27 PM

The same reason why I'm not a Taoist

It's not the true path to enlightenment

Speaking of Taoists (edited)

I wonder what Futo has been up to

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:28 PM

From what I know, making a skateboard.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:28 PM

AHAHAHAHA

Of course she'd think a skateboard is cool

She's gotta get with the times

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:29 PM

... What's a skay-te board?

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:29 PM

It's like uhhhh

Like those thingys that uh

I mean I've heard it's kinda like uhhh

Car maybe?

Whatever that is

It's a vehicle I think

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:30 PM

Huh.

Pulled by horses?

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

(edited)

Monkey Buccaneer

discodeck ---> johnstown

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Aye.

Minamitsu Murasa BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Nah you drive it yourself

Truth be told I haven't seen one myself, only in pictures

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:31 PM

Oh, I see.

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Ahoy, Crew of MS KYE.

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

That sounds kinda cumbersome!

Hiya there.

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:32 PM

Hello there, Monkey!

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:33 PM

It's one of those black technologies!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:34 PM

That's racist

1

Cut it out

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 14-Feb-22 10:34 PM

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:35 PM

nono, in 2000, all technology using electricity were banned and you had to use magic instead!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:35 PM

So because it's illegal you call it black

Very racist

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May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:37 PM

I didn't name it that!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:37 PM

Is okay I'm pulling your leg

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:37 PM

yes

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

Anyway are we doing net plan

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

I'll have you know an old dead guy named it that

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:38 PM

It's always an old dead guy...

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:40 PM

If so might wanna look around for ropes

And start knitting

Or whatever one calls it

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

I can make some pretty good knots!

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

Knitting?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

Probably a team effort if we to try

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

We have a bunch of ropes on deck!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:41 PM

We're trapping a sea monster

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

I see, aye

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Yeah but if they here that easier right

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

There's an underground temple, Monkey! But a sea monster is guarding it.

That's true enough, captain.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:42 PM

Maerk we are on D3

We're going to investigate underwater temple and trapping sea monster

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:43 PM

What did the monster look like?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:43 PM

Couldn't see

Only that it big

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:44 PM

Ah, gotcha.

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:45 PM

That sounds descriptive enough

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:45 PM

Could probably get to there relatively quickly from here, even.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:46 PM

To be fair we going to F6 are not we

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:50 PM

Yep! Oh hey... hold on a minute! Captain! I think we'd be docking at Jeanstown if we went up to F6!

Perfect opportunity to see if there's anything there.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:51 PM

Don't think so I was in open sea

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:52 PM

I mean, the ship would be above the sea, but there'd be land next to it.

That's what she means, captain.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Well no I'm saying there no dock

On F6

Ianis BOT 14-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Oh.

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 10:53 PM

Oh. Huh!

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 10:54 PM

Oh no wait

I'm wrong

Nevermind You're Right

Yes

My bad

So what plan for now

May BOT 14-Feb-22 10:57 PM

you tell me where pirate terraria is because we are trying to find him

he forgot to get on the boat 4 phases ago

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 14-Feb-22 10:58 PM

What a mess

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:00 PM

If star went to our crew and stay out of your way would that be enough not to kill them

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 14-Feb-22 11:02 PM

That would be up to our captain I think

May BOT 14-Feb-22 11:02 PM

well, joining another group counts as eliminating, but that isn't that fun

Carvallain de Gorgagne BOT 14-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Long as it completes our goal i suppose i cant complain

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:03 PM

Take it or leave it

May BOT 14-Feb-22 11:04 PM

That is a terrible ultimatum

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:08 PM

So vengeful

And for what

Just because you feel like you have to

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:16 PM

Tell Cortez to leave message

Will patch through asap

@Molly Cortez asking about Humphrey what you can tell him

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

The captain of it is named Karl, has a weird bird thing on their shoulder, I think it turns into a sword?

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:25 PM

He said something about invincible whale

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Whale??

The ship is just a ship, it's named Humphrey's Dream

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:26 PM

So nothing to do with whales

Where he get this perception then

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 11:26 PM

Aside from the name, it doesn't

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Also something about John McAfee

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 11:27 PM

I think I know where he got it.

John McAfee summoned a whale named Humphrey through unknown means.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:27 PM

Oh this unrelated whale

Or is the same

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Entrapta BOT 14-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Might be the same whale.

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:28 PM

Wait so a whale and also separate ship with same name

Molly BOT 14-Feb-22 11:28 PM

The ship was named Humphrey's Dream after the whale named Humphrey

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:29 PM

Ohhh

Did you catch all that Maerk

Molly know nothing about whale

Cortez got names confused

Quagsire BOT 14-Feb-22 11:40 PM

Hmmm

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:42 PM

Quagsire instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 11:42 PM

(edited)

Quagsire

johnstown ---> kyedeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:20 AM

@Quagsire

Quagsire appeared from MS KYE - MAIN DECK!!

Quagsire

3/3 HP

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:20 AM

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Quagsire

kyedeck ---> johnstown

Quagsire BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Where going

Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

You know, I'd suggest you all keep an eye peeled for my chests along the way! There should be another just floating in the sea still somewhere.

Quagsire BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM

Also @Ianis can do me a favor

Can you go to bottom deck and prevent Sea Hawk from lighting ship on fire please

Monkey Buccaneer BOT 15-Feb-22 05:52 PM

Aye.

Disco Crew, what are ye plans?

Ianis BOT 15-Feb-22 05:55 PM

Oh sure!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

Ianis instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM

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Ianis

johnstown ---> kyedeck

Quagsire BOT 15-Feb-22 06:07 PM

@Entrapta where going you usually know

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 06:08 PM

Hm.

Well, according to my calculations...

We have multiple routes we could take. Route A is one idea - we could take a direct route up to the temple itself across the ocean - that would take a couple phases. Route B is the alternative - we activate the rotors; go down along to Jeanstown, have some adventures there first and THEN go up to the temple.

It honestly depends on how hectic you want things to get, captain - it'll take 2 phases either way.

@Quagsire I think that's about it.

Quagsire BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM

Give me coordinates for each

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 06:17 PM

F4 if we're taking a direct ocean route, G4 if we're deciding to use our rotors and dock besides Jeanstown for a bit.

Quagsire BOT 15-Feb-22 06:18 PM

@The Dodo how about you pick

May BOT 15-Feb-22 06:31 PM

@Monkey Buccaneer where we going captain?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:32 PM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:32 PM

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May

johnstown ---> discodeck

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:32 PM

Monkey Buccaneer instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:32 PM

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Monkey Buccaneer

johnstown ---> discodeck

The Dodo BOT 15-Feb-22 06:41 PM

How about G4?

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:41 PM

Darien instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:41 PM

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Darien

johnstown ---> kyedeck

Entrapta BOT 15-Feb-22 06:47 PM

Sounds like a plan! I'll accompany you on deck at the end of the phase - I'm lookin' around for For Sale signs. Gonna hop back on the ship when I'm done searchin'!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:00 PM

Orla Nevvit instantly moved to MS KYE - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:00 PM

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Orla Nevvit

johnstown ---> kyedeck

King Harkinian BOT 15-Feb-22 07:02 PM

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Barbaros BOT 15-Feb-22 08:06 PM

These streets still are bustling, hoho!

The girl with the eyepatch is holding some firewood out, seemingly trying to sell it. But it's a shame, it seems no one's buying right now!

The purple-haired girl is looking around for...signs? I don't quite know, but they did end up with one. ...That clearly says "KICK ME" on it!

The girl with the sailor's hat is going into that destroyed-and-important-looking building! But it's mostly empty, now! Has it already been ransacked? Anyways, she finds a small dumbell, that's something at least!

The squid girl is quickly throwing something together, perhaps to get into the crew?

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It's a snorkel!

What's that joyful blue creature doing? Is he...petting a dog?!

Oh, he was just on his way to get some rope from near the dock!

That's a lot of rope. You sure you need that much?

To celebrate, the frog is...What is he doing?!

He...is making the letter L on his forehead and prancing about.

Is this supposed to make me laugh? It seems rather...embarrassing.

MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:18 PM

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Molly moved to ???

Minamitsu Murasa moved to ???

Entrapta moved to ???

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Carvallain de Gorgagne moved to ???

James Pond moved to ???

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MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:57 PM

-----Phase 10----- JOHNSTOWN This port town practically gleams with fresh paint and the upright rigidity of colonial law. Militia members stand watch while well-dressed colonists mill about on their daily business, touring the shops and markets. Speaking of which, there are lots of items on sale in the markets here! You could probably buy or sell many different things. One shop seems to be having a promotion! The balloons tied to its windowsill have been popped, though. The compound of the town's governor stands on a hill, looking down upon it all. One of the walls has been blasted clean open, leaving what seems to be the governor's offices wide open for plundering. But not all is pristine as it seems. By the docks at the foot of the public square stands a stockade and the imposing specter of the gallows, spelling the fate of any pirate whose luck finally runs out. There are enough berths at the docks here for a handful of watercraft, but the town's main port and shipyard is found to the south, in the HARBOR. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935943335896555580/941357856186331156/earlyphila.png

@May

May appeared from THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!!

May

3/3 HP

anchor

VISIBLE A huge black anchor. Looks heavy, how is she holding that thing?

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:57 PM

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May

discodeck ---> johnstown

May BOT 18-Feb-22 10:57 PM

NO ONE

GOD DAMN

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:58 PM

May instantly moved to THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO - MAIN DECK!

MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:58 PM

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May

johnstown ---> discodeck

King Harkinian BOT 18-Feb-22 11:00 PM

The DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO is docked nearby! Its flag flies in the wind. https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/CKT9QJmEtoAV5n9CumT4PhxeuuCysOt76jLtGNxp0xQ/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/936357406567460914/936698246947033098/flaggggg.png

King Harkinian BOT 19-Feb-22 05:39 PM

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Undyne BOT 20-Feb-22 11:48 AM

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