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Trouble on the High Seas
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:44 PM
-----Phase 3----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​The Demoman ‼️🔻 Pirate Demoman appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate Demoman
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹tideturner 👁️VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield. 🔹scottishhandshake 👁️VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🔹longsword 👁️VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.
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Player: Locke Character Source: Team Fortress 2
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:44 PM
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Author icon Pirate Demoman
jeanstown ---> poisson
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:45 PM
Oh such a sight warms me heart after so long...
...what did I come in here for again?
Drinking to get into a bar...
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:46 PM
@​Undyne ‼️🔻 Undyne appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Undyne
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Player: Popstarian/JSala Character Source: Undertale
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 08:46 PM
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Author icon Undyne
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:46 PM
Here's my bar!!
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:47 PM
And a fine place ye've got here at that!
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:47 PM
Anyway, I'm waiting for that Laffite to show up.
He's the one you want to talk to...
Here, where it's quieter.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:48 PM
I can 'ppreciate the discretion.
Speaking of... you happen to know anything about a monster hunter around here?
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:49 PM
I dunno anyone as serious as whatever you're talking about.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:50 PM
Considerin' your eh, fishliness you should take care o' yourself.
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:50 PM
But that sounds like some stuff I've heard about the colonial town...
Johnstown, you know.
Laffite probably knows more.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:50 PM
Johnstown eh?
Where'd we find that?
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:51 PM
We already told someone last phase! Jeez!
It's that big island to the northwest.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 08:51 PM
Oh I'm sorreh I'm out of the loop okey.
Sounds like we'll be headed there next. Unless your man brings up somethin' more pressing.
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 08:58 PM
Well, you better wait for him!
He's got the good stuff, as long as he wakes up.
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:05 PM
@​Bones ⤵️ A GM has manually moved Bones into this area.
Bones
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:07 PM
life's bullshit
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:18 PM
Not feeling so great eh?
Guess not all skeletons can be as happy about being dead as Cortez.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:21 PM
oh being dead is great
it's the only thing keeping me going right now
that and booze
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:22 PM
Cheers to that.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:24 PM
Bones pours a drink into his skull. Wait, where did the liquid go?
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM
That's a trick for sure.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM
i just need to find a way off this damn island
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM
Glad I didn't have to go against you in a drinking match.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM
they confiscated my ship
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:25 PM
Any idea where you're going?
Or just anywhere but here?
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:27 PM
i forgor 💀
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:28 PM
Guess that means you'll take anywhere.
We might be able to get ya off this rock, our crew is a wee bit lacking as it is now.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM
yeah that would be good
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:31 PM
I'd have to talk about it with the cap'n.
He's a skeleton too, so you've just a leg up already.
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.
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Player: Nuperopp591 Character Source: Paper Mario: TTYD
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM
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Author icon Cortez
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:33 PM
i'm taking up arms dealing in the meantime
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM
Demoman! Big developments aboard the ship, amigo!
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:34 PM
all of my wares were acquired through totally legal means and i can assure you of their quality
oh hey what's up
you must be the captain
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM
I should be askin' you that, muchacho! Where I come from, bein' a talkin' pile of bones was... well, not entirely unique, but... Anyway.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM
What happened?
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM
We've four new passengers!
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:36 PM
Huh?!
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:37 PM
Well, three new passengers, and then also the returnin' of the prodigal sea beastie.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:37 PM
Here I was offering a place on the ship to this lad!
Who else came to the ship then?
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:38 PM
Three of the MS KYE's crew came aboard. I don't know how much you followed our talks with them, but it was Ceres, Maerk, and Quagsire, one of their captains.
Ceres in particular wants to switch to joinin' The Ghost King.
As a lookout, which would be quite convenient for us.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:39 PM
Aye, I see...
Then what of this lad? He might be willing ta help us too.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:40 PM
Ye'll have plenty a' chance to talk to 'em, I'm sure, so yes, let us deal with this first.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:40 PM
No I mean.
I'm waiting on Undyne's man to come here and give us our info.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:40 PM
i might be a while
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
But one of your skeleton brethren is here too.
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
(I have a feeling zel won't be up until tomorrow)
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
have to figure out how i'm gonna pay this bill first
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
And they want out.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
Bones chugs two bottles at once.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:41 PM
(thats fine ill be up later)
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM
Last one a my 'skeleton brethren' we came across, we ditched in his distress, aye?
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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2.75/3 HP h10h10h75
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Player: 404 Character Source: Terraria
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM
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Author icon Pirate
jeanstown ---> poisson
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:42 PM
To be fair he wanted us to go on a whole quest.
And we were still dealin' with the sea-beasty.
Which, I guess we are again now.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:43 PM
Yoho, I was about to say as much!
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:43 PM
She had a change of heart while she was away?
Or the usual.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Same as ever. Maybe even a bit more violent in words.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:44 PM
Sheesh. If she didn't like us she could've just stuck to the oceans.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:44 PM
I think she knows somewhere in her skull that she needs us.
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The Demoman BOT 11-Feb-22 09:46 PM
I guess I should go back and see all the ruckus on board if our man won't be here for a while.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:48 PM
I'll be a minute, I'd like to talk to these folks a bit more. But by all means, go ahead.
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:48 PM
🔺 Pirate Demoman instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 09:48 PM
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Author icon Pirate Demoman
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:49 PM
So, ye say you're an arms dealer, eh? Well, I've already got more than most anyone could want in that department! Yohohoho!
What I'm more interested in... I see my gunner's asked about the monster hunter already, but while we wait for Jean, I might as well ask you two. Have ye heard a' the 'Skull Gem'? I seem to recall your fins perked at the sound of that, didn't they, amiga?
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:52 PM
you do the math
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:53 PM
byemom
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 09:53 PM
i have weapons too if you want those
but the skull gem is alien to me
whatever it is i bet i could pay for a new ship and all these beers if i pawned it off
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 09:55 PM
Well, tis as good as worth a ship to me, amigo!
But enough about that. You, @​Pirate Terraria. I don't recall gettin' your name. Did your crew leave you here?
Mayhap my crew could use some, though I doubt my current setup could be easily improved 'pon.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 09:58 PM
You can just call me The Pirate or whatever you want I don’t care much
And it seems like it
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:00 PM
So, what're ye thinking of doing next, if I might ask? Are ye in the same boat as the arms dealer here, waiting for someone to ferry you somewhere? Or are you where you'd want to be, amigo?
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that gem treasure you're looking for is somewhere real hidden!
There's always legends of hidden treasure going around.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM
i have plenty of swords here
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM
Lost cities, that kinda stuff.
Laffite is the head honcho, he knows about that stuff!
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:01 PM
cutlasses, rapiers, you name it
unfortunately my main stash was taken from me along with my ship
so my selection is a bit more limited
i also have some flintlock pistols here that i definitely did not steal
oh and one more thing
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:03 PM
Alright, I hear ya, I'll consult 'im when he comes round.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:03 PM
i think this is supposed to be some kind of cannonball launcher
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she's a beaut
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:04 PM
You know, I have a funny feeling my amigo Demoman would have an eye for that piece...
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:04 PM
i bet
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:05 PM
I do not believe I caught your name. I am captain Cortez, of The Ghost King.
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:05 PM
I'M UNDYNE!
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:05 PM
i'm bones
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:05 PM
Yoho, yohohohoho! What a coincidence! I am bones, too, my amigo!
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:06 PM
but you just said you were cortez
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:07 PM
Sí, sí! Disregard me saying such, call me Cortez, yes.
But yes, I am willing to take you aboard. Are ye joinin' my crew in official capacity, then?
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:09 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm
as much as i want to get out of here i do need to pay my tavern bill
so perhaps later
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:15 PM
Ah, I see...
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:20 PM
This is boring!
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM
🔺 Undyne instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM
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Author icon Undyne
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:21 PM
She's... leavin' her own bar unattended?
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM
yeah lmao
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Undyne BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM
What was I doing just before?
byemom 1
Uhh you heard that from beyond the door!
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:22 PM
(can't believe she left an afterimage)
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:23 PM
i would run off without paying for these drinks but undyne would still find me and beat me up
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Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 10:24 PM
I wouldn’t want to be suplexed by her
Anyways, Bones was it? Mind if I pick yer brain for a moment?
If ye have one
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:27 PM
Can't speak for all skeletons, obviously, but mine's long gone. My spirit does the thinking, without the need for the hardware, yohohohohoho!
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Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM
Ha! Ain’t that somethin.
I was askin’ the other skeleton but I spose you could be of help too
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:30 PM
What might I help with, amigo?
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Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 10:31 PM
Do you know anything about a place called Encino?
…also I… might need a ride.
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:31 PM
Can't say I have...
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:35 PM
encino? never heard of it
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:36 PM
I might be able to provide a ride, though, aye. Bein' stuck, stranded in one place... Tugs at whatever remains of me heartstrings. Reminds me of some of my centuries. (edited)
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:36 PM
i still want to join ghost king's crew by the way, just not yet
i should be out of this rut in ten phases or so
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:37 PM
Ah.
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:37 PM
don't quote me on that though
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:39 PM
What role did ye serve aboard THE DISCO MONKEY NIGHT RIDER TEMPEST + TRANS RIGHTS + RATIO, if I might ask?
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Bones BOT 11-Feb-22 10:39 PM
wait a minute... encino...
i overheard that french guy murmuring a word that sounded like "encino" a bunch
wasn't sure what it meant
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:41 PM
Ah, so Patron Laffite holds information we both might seek, then...
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Cortez BOT 11-Feb-22 10:50 PM
Anyways. I suppose I'll be steppin' out.
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:51 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 10:51 PM
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Author icon Cortez
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Pirate Terraria BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM
I’ll be out aswell.
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 11-Feb-22 11:02 PM
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Author icon Pirate
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM
@​Noah ‼️🔻 Noah appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Noah
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹genericrapier 👁️VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:45 AM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM
🔺 Noah instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 01:47 AM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:14 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.
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Player: Nuperopp591 Character Source: Paper Mario: TTYD
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:14 PM
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Author icon Cortez
jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:15 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 02:15 PM
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Author icon Cortez
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM
@​Jean Laffite ‼️🔻 Jean Laffite appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Jean Laffite
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM
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Author icon Jean Laffite
jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook.
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Player: Nuperopp591 Character Source: Paper Mario: TTYD
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 05:46 PM
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Author icon Cortez
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 05:47 PM
So, Patron Laffite, if I might call ye as such, I've no particular interest in beatin' around the bush, as the time draws close for decisions to be made. Excuse my lack of pomp, but I will lay my question bare. What do ye know of a 'Skull Gem'?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 05:52 PM
Ah, well, I don't quite know of, let's say a gem of the specific name.
However, as your fellow mariner from another crew pointed out earlier - There may be a place where new pirates to this area may prove themselves...
Prove themselves capable of amassing riches, that is.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:00 PM
I've amassed quite the hoard of treasure where I am from, which my spirit was bound to... I know my capability of avarice.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:01 PM
Hah, that's what I want to hear!
However, see, of course, that place I'm mentioning isn't the easiest to reach.
Of course! This is a privateers' world, nothing can ever be easy haha!
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:03 PM
Right. I can prove myself deservin' of the title "pirate king" again.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:03 PM
And I don't think it'd be fair for your comrade still outside who showed interest first, mind you, to be excluded from such a discussion.
Hah!
That's quite the bold claim!
Especially when you've been sent back to the Golden Age, eh?
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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2.75/3 HP h10h10h75
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:04 PM
Let's just say you're going to have to face quite the competition to support it.
Ah, there's that sailor.
I believe you've mentioned a place named "Encino"?
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:05 PM
Yes! I need to know where it is
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:05 PM
My ears might've deceived me, are you sure?
I hear quite a number of half-truth, and even outright lies, everyday while running this place.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM
Eh?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM
Are you truly and positively certain you mean it, when you say you want to know where Encino is?
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:06 PM
Do this be a trick question or somethin’?
Yes I need to know where Encino is!!!
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:08 PM
Good, good. Yes, I believe you've shown enough enthusiam.
Hah, but there is a slight issue.
There only exists one map showing where that place is hidden, fellas.
And I'm the one who owns it - not I need it, mind you.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:09 PM
https://tenor.com/view/chalmers-simpsons-may-i-see-it-talking-gif-11870196 (edited)
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:09 PM
I've let that whole privateering life behind me, I'm getting a bit too old for the sea, you see?
Isn't that what most influencial people do, anyways? Retire and become a politian, of course. Hah!
But I digress.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:11 PM
Ironic, given that you are talkin' to someone nearin' a millenium. Mortality'll treat ye like that, though, aye.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:12 PM
The point of the matter is that one of you two will be walking out this bar with the map, and the other will leave empty-handed.
Unless you'd be willing to cut the map in half, but I doubt it'd be very useful that way.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM
Is it just a paper map?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM
It's not just a map - it's also a set of instructions.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM
…can’t we both just look at it?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:13 PM
I myself haven't gone past determining it is meant to be deciphered, however.
Oh, I'm quite positive you'll need it to reach Encino.
Bartender!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM
@​Undyne ‼️🔻 Undyne appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Undyne
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM
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Author icon Undyne
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM
WHAT!
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:15 PM
So, how're ye determinin' who walks away with this?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM
It looks as if we're going to have to pick between one of these seamen.
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:16 PM
I guess.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:17 PM
Well, ideally I'd prefer to give it to the fellow who's the least likely to die on the way to that hidden city.
That said, both of you seem competent enough.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:17 PM
Such as the one who controls a ship, and has not been abandoned by his crew?
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:18 PM
I guess they can figure out a way to share it or something!
Beats me!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM
@​Edwin VanCleef ‼️🔻 Edwin VanCleef appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Edwin VanCleef
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹genericrapier 👁️VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM
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Author icon Edwin VanCleef
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:19 PM
Pirate, amigo, I'm willin' to share, if it is possible to do so. But I'm not gonna willingly walk out with only half a map. Somethin' I desire might be there.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM
Yer on then
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM
Laffite seems to be entranched in thoughts, as to how to cut down this dilemma before it becomes a problem.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:20 PM
First one to grab the map?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:21 PM
Well, firstly. I'd like to make something clear.
Barataria's Code of Conduct states clearly that no man may duel on the Republic's territory.
No blood will be shed today.
Snaps fingers
That said.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:23 PM
I don’t know if you noticed
That guys a Skeleton
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:23 PM
- Figure of speech.
I think I'd be willing to cut a deal with you, @​Cortez. That is, as long as you accept to let that map go, of course.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:25 PM
... I'm listening.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:25 PM
I'd like for everyone to get out the bar for that first, though.
Of course, that doesn't include our skeleton friend right there.
@​Undyne, mind escorting them out? I need this place quiet and free from spying ears.
Aye?
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Edwin VanCleef BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM
As the First Mate of Cortez's crew, I'd like to be privy to this deal...but I s'ppose I can oblige.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM
🔺 Edwin VanCleef instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:27 PM
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Author icon Edwin VanCleef
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:28 PM
I’ll see myself out then. You better not screw me over here!
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM
Cortez nods.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:29 PM
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Author icon Pirate
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM
So. Is this good enough, or do we need the other pile of bones out of here?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:30 PM
Sir, or should I call you Captain?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM
Let us dispense with formalities... Call me Cortez.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM
You style yourself as a king, so perhaps "Your Majesty" would suffice?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:31 PM
Not a royal by blood, twas a title earned.
If ye must use a title... Captain would be fine.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM
Alright, enough joking and kiding around.
You do know my position, yes?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM
Patron, you mean?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:32 PM
Of this island, yes.
This was not a title I acquired without trouble, but that is a story for another time. What matters here is the political situation of this archipelago, which I would assume you are not familiar with, yes?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:34 PM
That is fair, aye.
All I know is what you've said, essentially, and perhaps some of the barkeep's words, as well.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:36 PM
Laffite slams a map on the table.
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On the largest of the islands, is a rather large colonial town named Johnstown.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:37 PM
So I've heard, aye.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:38 PM
If I'm not mistaken, your crew's trying to find some kind of sea-monster hunter, right?
For what purpose, exactly?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:38 PM
And we were told to look Johnstown-ward. And the purpose... Well... Why are ye askin', I suppose?
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:39 PM
sea monster hunter?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:39 PM
Silence.
There's a reason I didn't make you leave this place, but please stay quiet for now.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:39 PM
no promises
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM
You're not the one asking questions here, Cortez.
Not to sound threatening, but if we are to have a deal, you are to answer.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:40 PM
If you must know... It was revenge. It may seem ill-founded, but seein' her locked up like that twisted whatever echo of a heart I have left. (edited)
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM
That Koeia deep-sea monster?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM
Aye.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM
And what's that revenge you're trying to achieve, may I inquire?
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM
Bones stirs anxiously.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:41 PM
Trying to find the one who's emprisoned her?
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:42 PM
If I were to pick, it'd be lockin' him up, see how he likes it. But she wants murder, of course.
Everything I did, formin' my crew, was turnin' things so everyone would tolerate her, and my crew might even take her on as an extra member. I might live to regret it, but... I've lived to regret many things.
And if she causes trouble, if I failed to do right... I'll end her meself.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM
Alright, well, you've got two choices there, scrapy fellow. If you value your crew over your own greed, you'll know which one to pick.
We can put a stop to conversation right now, and you walk out of there with the map.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:44 PM
may i speak now sire
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM
Or, I can tell you more about that sea monster's captors, as long as you forfeit your rights to that map.
What do you say, Cortez?
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:45 PM
i can do it for free lol
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM
Rrrrrrrgh!
Fine, fine, FINE! I forfeit my rights to the map. (edited)
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:47 PM
Hah!
I knew you'd say that, you striked me as a good captain.
Alright, but no turning back now.
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Should I get the other guy back here??
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM
Do what ye will. (edited)
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:48 PM
i'm sure i'll be seeing you later cortez
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM
Right, nominally, we're cordial with those colonials.
The governor's there taken quite a liking to me.
A fellow named John McAffee.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM
yep
i knew it
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:49 PM
Quite an excentric man.
Thing is, I'd still rather have the colonials gone.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:50 PM
he has a thing for stealing ships too
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:50 PM
As long this exentric, and frankly imcopetent fool get's out of there and is replaced by a more hardline guy, Barataria will be in huge danger.
If there's anything to learn from what's going to happen soon in Nassau, this time period is the start of the decline for pirates in the Carribbean.
Thing is, I think we've got a common interest there.
That McAffee guy, I've got reason to think he might be your guy - not only because of the whaling expeditions he's quite fond of, but also because of his obsession with the Kraken.
How about this, Captain Cortez - You get rid of that guy, and in the prosses wreck havoc in the colonial town for us?
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 06:53 PM
hey
now i like where this is going
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:54 PM
In exchange, you've got a free ticket to come and stay in this place for as long as you like, and you get to get revenge for that sea-monsters of yours.
We'll be sure to offer some assistance, of course.
Thought it's going to have to be discreet.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:55 PM
That sounds manageable.
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:55 PM
Perhaps even, I might help you get that Gem.
But that'd be for later, of course. Nothing's certain.
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:55 PM
Yohohoho! Now you're speakin' my language, Patron Laffite!
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:55 PM
I don't want to make any empty promises, of course.
I believe we've got a solid agreement there, "Pirate King".
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:57 PM
Cortez stows his weapons and sticks out his right non-hook hand. Shake on it?
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
Ah, I'l have pass on that arm, wouldn't want to turn my old fingers into sausages. Hahaha!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
@​Undyne Get him out.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
we good?
Oops
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
We shall get out soon.
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
I'll suplex you out of here!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
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Author icon Pirate
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
(we might need a lengthen for this phase lol)
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 06:58 PM
(yeah probably)
(if the GMs are ok with it)
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 06:59 PM
(we'll at least extend jeanstown and this for a bit) (edited)
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Cortez BOT 12-Feb-22 07:00 PM
But, very well, it is a deal.
I'll be stepping out, now, if that is it...
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:01 PM
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Author icon Cortez
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 07:02 PM
you're better than i thought jean
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:03 PM
I've been doing this my whole life. Thank God I'm good at it by now.
Bones, how about you go and accompany The Ghost King?
I'm sure they'll need help, and I'm sure you'll want to help them.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 07:04 PM
as long as you can tell undyne to comp my bill for all these drinks or something
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:04 PM
Hah!
Sure, of course.
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
sweet
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Jean Laffite BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
Alright, let's get out.
I've still got a map to give.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
🔺 Jean Laffite instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
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Author icon Jean Laffite
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 07:05 PM
i guess i don't have to deal all these arms then
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Pirate Terraria BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM
So I be gettin’ the map?
Oh wait
Where’d the Frenchie go
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Bones BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM
you just missed him
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM
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Author icon Pirate
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Undyne BOT 12-Feb-22 07:06 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM
⤴️ A GM has manually moved Bones to another area.
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 07:10 PM
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Author icon Bones
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 12-Feb-22 11:23 PM
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🔸 Undyne stayed here.
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-----Phase 4----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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🔺 Undyne instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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Undyne BOT 13-Feb-22 07:04 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM
-----Phase 5----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​Vriska Serket ‼️🔻 Vriska Serket appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹fluoriteoctet 👁️VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice. 🔹genericrapier 👁️VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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MysteryBot BOT 13-Feb-22 10:50 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Vriska Serket BOT 13-Feb-22 10:51 PM
Snoooooooore.
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🔺 Vriska Serket instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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-----Phase 6----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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Miss Bec Trede
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹muskets 👁️VISIBLE She's got not just one, but two muskets. Damn. 🔹balloon 👁️VISIBLE A big, lightish-red balloon! Should this exist in the 1700s? Who cares, it's floaty!
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:31 PM
... you spoke of this place as if it had information but, I'm not even sure where to begin asking
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM
What do you wanna know?
I know some things!
Laffite knows even more.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:35 PM
Well, alright
I'm looking for a man with history, someone who hooked up with my mother, another Mrs. Trede, 15 years ago
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:37 PM
Well, Laffite is probably too old for someone like that.
Did you look around in Johnstown?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM
... there was someone there, a shady John Mccafe...
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:39 PM
Well, far as I know, he just kind of showed up one day.
No one's really heard of his past.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM
But, I need to be sure, I simply can't be, greeting, every middle aged man that I meet
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:40 PM
Who else have you seen?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:41 PM
Well, in terms of pirates I've come across...
They all seem too young to fit the description, unless one of them just looks the part...
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:42 PM
Well, I know McAfee is a pretty womanizing kinda guy.
I dunno about the new crews you're talking about.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:44 PM
You know what the easiest way to be sure would be to ask in person,
Yes, I'll go in person, maybe give them a, handshake, to be friendly
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:45 PM
Well, I heard Johnstown got totally wrecked recently.
Someone blew a hole into his office!
Sounds like McAfee is on the run somewhere.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:45 PM
Hm
The more I hear about this man the more I think he is the one im looking for
If nothing else Undyne you have given me more guidance than I could ask for, and I thank you for that
Any other important rumours I should know before I head off to find him?
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM
They said he ran off on a big whale.
Like, on the back of one!
How metal is that, ngahh hah hah!
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:47 PM
A giant whale?
Surely you must be telling tales now
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM
Well, I'm just saying what the news bring.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM
Well, whale or not that's probably an indication he's not in Johnstown anymore
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:48 PM
I guess he'd be heading east! Dunno where he's going though.
You saw him before?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
Yes, but I didn't think much of the man then
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
Hm.
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip. 🔹deck 👁️VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
I'm gonna go out now, check out the patrons!
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
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Author icon Cortez
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:49 PM
WOAH!
Hi Cortez!
We were talking about McAfee here!
Have you seen him since that whale incident I heard word about?
You wouldn't have any details about that would you? People are saying some really messed up stuff about that!
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:50 PM
Not I, but one of my men. And ye've already heard? Word travels quickly. What've they been saying?
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM
You can divulge it all here, this is a secure bar after all.
Well, they said someone blew up the government building!
And that a big whale stole McAfee away!
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM
That's about the sum of it...
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM
Where's he going?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:51 PM
I think McAfee is the man I was looking for all along, but I'm still not entirely sure
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM
Who might ye be?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM
Bec Trede, I joined a crew to find my stepfather
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:52 PM
Ah, I believe Inigo mentioned you. Must be part of Humphrey's Dream, eh?
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM
Yes, I should probably go tell them we're looking for a whale now
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM
Humphrey himself, even.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:53 PM
Is, Humphrey the name of that whale?
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM
I was lookin' for the slime sisters, as they know something about him, to my knowledge... But aye.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM
Molly?
Last I saw she left here on a boat
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:54 PM
Ah, I haven't introduced myself. I am captain Cortez, of The Ghost King.
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
Ah a captain are you
Molly, I assume that's one of the slime sisters, she left our crew recently
Where she's gone I could not say
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:55 PM
(btw cortez, we were thinking of trying out a mechanic where captains can give non-crew members temporary moveinstant access to their ship for a phase, do you want to try that with twig?)
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:56 PM
Unfortunate.
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:56 PM
(You can just announce it now out loud and we'll do a test)
Wow, looks like I'm hearing some talk outside!
People are trying to send a message to cortez...
How weird!
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
(uh like in character? should i go outside?)
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
(yeah sure)
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
The more and more I think about it the more confident I am that it is McAfee, I don't need more information, I need more action
If it turns out to not be McAfee, I'll be back here I guess
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Cortez BOT 14-Feb-22 09:57 PM
One moment, amiga, apparently something needs my attention...
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
I'll wait before I go I suppose
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
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Author icon Cortez
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Undyne BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
I'll go outside too for now
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
🔺 Undyne instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:58 PM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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Miss Bec Trede BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM
Hmph, no point in staying really
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM
🔺 Miss Bec Trede instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Feb-22 09:59 PM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It looks very rigid, and has blood on the tip. 🔹deck 👁️VISIBLE A wooden plank with grip tape on one side and holes for bolts on another.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:42 AM
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:43 AM
Cortez puts his skull in his hands and sighs.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹sail 💪BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 12:45 AM
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:46 AM
Sorry to interrupt yer solitude
I could use a drink to clear me mind
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:46 AM
De nada. You've as much right to this space as me, amigo.
I enacted the will of my crew. Nothing more, nothing less, and right now, I don't wish death 'pon anyone except John McAfee. Yet, Muskular acts as though I have personally killed him, when neither 'personal' nor 'kill' is accurate.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 12:53 AM
I get how yer feelin’.
Captains exist to make the tough choices. I’ve been in plenty a different crews and I’ve seen countless Cap’ns crack under the pressure of it all.
The ones that can push through all the hardships with smug smile? They be the ones that last!
Don’t sweat the stuff with me and the star, that shouldn’t be of your concern.
You’ve been doin’ a damn fine job so far, least from what I’ve seen.
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 12:59 AM
Gracias, amigo. That means quite a bit.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 01:00 AM
Makes me wonder how my captains managing.
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 01:03 AM
Well, with any luck, ye'll soon find out, given the radio and all. There any limit to the length of the message, or could ye prattle on for minutes into that thing?
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 01:04 AM
looks like we'll find out at the end of the phase
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 01:05 AM
Yohohoho. Aye, I suppose we will.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:58 AM
@​Noah ‼️🔻 Noah appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹genericrapier 👁️VISIBLE it's a nifty rapier. It can deal 1 heart of damage to someone.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 07:58 AM
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 01:54 PM
have ye come to drink away your sorrows as well lad
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM
I’ll be back
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:01 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM
@​Steve the Pirate ‼️🔻 Steve the Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:17 PM
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Steve the Pirate BOT 15-Feb-22 05:19 PM
Aye, be a mighty fine establishment!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:21 PM
🔺 Steve the Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:21 PM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM
@​Steve the Pirate ‼️🔻 Steve the Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Steve the Pirate
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM
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Author icon Steve the Pirate
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM
🔺 Steve the Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:41 PM
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Author icon Steve the Pirate
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM
@​Pirate Terraria ‼️🔻 Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹sail 💪BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM
@​The Demoman ‼️🔻 Pirate Demoman appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate Demoman
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹tideturner 👁️VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield. 🔹scottishhandshake 👁️VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🔹longsword 👁️VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:43 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:44 PM
Hello again laddies.
What's been goin' on here this whole time?
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 05:45 PM
Just... stepping away from it all for a moment.
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The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:46 PM
Heh, fair enough.
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 05:47 PM
I suppose it's about time to go see what's gone on in my absence. No rest for the wicked and all that.
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The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 05:47 PM
Things have been fine cap'n, relax.
Well- Actually, the she-beasty needs someone to say a big word for her and me and pirate are not up to task.
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Cortez BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM
Didn't mean to sound as though I was complainin', lo siento, amigo. I'll look into whatever this is.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:50 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM
@​Steve the Pirate ‼️🔻 Steve the Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:53 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM
🔺 Steve the Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 05:56 PM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM
Well then, if that's all there is ta' it.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM
🔺 Pirate Demoman instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:11 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM
@​Steve the Pirate ‼️🔻 Steve the Pirate appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:16 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Author icon Noah
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM
@​The Demoman ‼️🔻 Pirate Demoman appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate Demoman
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹tideturner 👁️VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield. 🔹scottishhandshake 👁️VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🔹longsword 👁️VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 06:43 PM
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The Demoman BOT 15-Feb-22 06:45 PM
It would be a real shame if Bones left his stock behind again, eh?
Someone should help him out and take along some of his stuff.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 07:00 PM
https://tenor.com/view/give-ne-a-drink-bartender-gif-19911348
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give me a drink, bartender
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Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:02 PM
no.
kanyestare 1
oooohhhhh 1
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Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:23 PM
Pirate Terraria covets his map from anyone who might steal it.
He goes to the bar, and asks if he has something to exchange for alcohol.
I run up to the counter!
You can give me a kiss on the cheek, chump!
He decides to forego the drink.
He then radios something to his ship.
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Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:36 PM
Patchy appears!
He goes over to the bar and recites the entire spongebob movie script.
https://tenor.com/view/the-spongebob-movie-the-spongebob-squarepants-movie-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-meme-gif-21431455
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He asks for the map to encino in return.
He gets a pint of beer instead.
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Undyne BOT 15-Feb-22 07:47 PM
Steve goes over to look for a magic user.
He runs into gandalf the white wine, having a mug of ale!
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Steve asks gandalf to enchant some stones in exchange for a percentage of his treasure.
Gandalf doesn't care!
He's too drunk!
He enchants three rocks and gives them to Steve.
Steve also asks him to do a divination about his buried treasure!
Gandalf does so... and whispers something to Steve.
Steve then goes and sits back on his chair.
Patchy goes to leave, opens the door...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
WOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!
Pirate Terraria just flew the fuck out of the bar!
He was smashed out of the establishment by a giant cannonball!
Where did that come from??
Demoman goes over to where Bones used to be and picks up a nifty new weapon.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:18 PM
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🔸 Pirate stayed here. ❓ Steve the Pirate moved to ??? ❓ Pirate Demoman moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:18 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹sail 💪BIG An almost-comically-large sail! It can be put up on any ship as a new sail, or used to patch an existing one.
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Pirate Terraria BOT 15-Feb-22 09:21 PM
cool cannonball
that did absoultly nothing i guess
🤷
good thing im cannonball-proof!
guess ill just
walk outside
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM
🔺 Pirate instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 09:26 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:25 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Feb-22 11:26 PM
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King Harkinian BOT 16-Feb-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM
-----Phase 8----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It has a massive dent in the middle, and looks weakened!
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MysteryBot BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM
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Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 10:57 PM
(oh right my harpoon... it should be broken in half)
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Barbaros BOT 16-Feb-22 10:58 PM
(actually, the harpoon breaks in half)
true 1
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Cortez BOT 16-Feb-22 11:05 PM
I always meant to ask about that candle, but I don't know if there'd be a problem askin' in public...
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 12:29 AM
Well, seems like none're joinin' me... Guess I'll head back out there.
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:29 AM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 12:29 AM
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM
@​The Demoman ‼️🔻 Pirate Demoman appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate Demoman
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹tideturner 👁️VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield. 🔹scottishhandshake 👁️VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🔹longsword 👁️VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage. 🔹loosecannon 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:05 AM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half!
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM
What's the matter captain?
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:06 AM
Amigo... I'm satisfied. We did it. We bested McAfee.
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The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM
That we did.
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:07 AM
I know my Skull Gem's left to find, but... frankly...
Well, I'll hang in there for the rest of you, I guess.
I'm just feelin' my age, I guess.
And, also, do ye think I've made the right call with Koeia? What if I've...
Doomed us.
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The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:09 AM
Captain...
Ye've been great to us. I haven't had an adventure like this since I joined the mercs years ago.
I'm seein' crews fall apart all around us, but ours is stuck together tight as glue.
That's for a reason ye know.
We've got a good bloody captain.
Goin' along with Koeia might've been a risk, but it's one we were all with ya ta' take.
We put down that bastard McAfee thanks to it, and who knows what's to come next?
I understand if yer feelin' too old for a line of work like this, hundreds of years can do anyone in.
But ya need to lighten up on yer'self.
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:14 AM
I understand. Lo siento, a moment of weakness, perhaps.
I just wanted to let someone in my skull for a minute. Go on, get those cookies, amigo.
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The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:15 AM
There it is again! Quit bein' so hard on yaself!
Yer here for us, and we're here for you!
If ya ever need help with anythin', don't be afraid ta' ask. (edited)
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 AM
...Aye, I can do that.
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The Demoman BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 AM
Thank ya, cap'n.
Now let's get some bloody cookies eh?
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Cortez BOT 17-Feb-22 01:17 AM
Let's do it. Vamos!
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM
🔺 Pirate Demoman instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM
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Author icon Pirate Demoman
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Feb-22 01:18 AM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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King Harkinian BOT 17-Feb-22 07:05 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM
-----Phase 10----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half! 🔹scubagear 💪BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:27 PM
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Cortez BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM
Figures.
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Feb-22 10:28 PM
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poisson ---> jeanstown
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King Harkinian BOT 19-Feb-22 05:39 PM
LOCK
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Undyne BOT 20-Feb-22 11:48 AM
UNLOCK
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King Harkinian BOT 20-Feb-22 07:04 PM
LOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM
-----Phase 12----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. There is a beautiful candle near the windows, battered by the wind, but staying aflame somehow nonetheless. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​The Demoman ‼️🔻 Pirate Demoman appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Pirate Demoman
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹tideturner 👁️VISIBLE The broken steering wheel of a ship that has been repurposed into a shield. 🔹scottishhandshake 👁️VISIBLE Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 🔹longsword 👁️VISIBLE It's a rather scottish-looking longsword, that takes two hands to use. It packs a punch, but is a bit unwieldy. It has a 60% to hit someone for 1.5 hearts of damage. 🔹loosecannon 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE It's a giant grenade launcher that explodes upon impact on a person, dealing 1.5 damage, and knocking them to a random nearby area. It's only got one cannonball loaded.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 09:31 PM
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The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 09:32 PM
Now that's a welcome sight.
I guess piratin's changed since I got in the business back in the day.
Used ta' be pretty clear cut who to kill and who ta' drink with.
Maybe I'm just gettin' too old for this.
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Bones BOT 21-Feb-22 09:55 PM
(‼️🔻 Bones appeared from JEANSTOWN!)
ten more bottles of your finest hard liquor please
the drinks are on jean
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The Demoman BOT 21-Feb-22 10:04 PM
Finally some good news!
Might not be able ta' stick around fer long, who knows what our crew is gonna be up ta' next.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM
🔺 Pirate Demoman instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Feb-22 10:08 PM
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Author icon Pirate Demoman
poisson ---> jeanstown
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:58 AM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half! 🔹scubagear 💪BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!
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Player: Nuperopp591 Character Source: Paper Mario: TTYD
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 01:58 AM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Cortez BOT 22-Feb-22 01:59 AM
So, where's that piece o' Barbaros at...?
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 AM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Feb-22 02:03 AM
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Author icon Cortez
poisson ---> jeanstown
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King Harkinian BOT 22-Feb-22 07:02 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:13 PM
-----Phase 13----- LE PLUS GROS POISSON This tavern smells fishy. Probably because it's run by... a fish. But don't let yourself confuse the shark for a silverfish, she's quite feisty. This place is stocked with all kinds of beverages, liquors, spirits and ale! The local brew is on a whole another scale. The seedy patrons seem to be few and far between the tables and chairs around here, and there is plenty of space for discussion of delicate business. It seems like there's also some shady dealers here with some rare loot... someone has weapons stowed behind his back, another has ship gear, you name it. You can move instantly back to JEANSTOWN from here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlRbflVaMBY https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935740944496611398/941787227481063424/pirate_inn_by_sharethisnow_debz3k3-fullview.png?width=918&height=504
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@​Vriska Serket ‼️🔻 Vriska Serket appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Vriska Serket
5/5 HP h10h10h10h10h10 🔹fluoriteoctet 👁️VISIBLE An arcane set of 8 blue fluorite eight-sided dice. 🔹bluerapier 👁️VISIBLE it's a blue rapier! It deals one heart of damage. 🔹altar 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE It's a small altar, with a statue the shape of a crow on top of its base. An inscription reads:
~ Siphon a new power ~ ~ Free yourself from the shackles that bind you ~
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Player: girlthulhu Character Source: Homestuck
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 05:13 PM
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Author icon Vriska Serket
jeanstown ---> poisson
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:00 PM
@​Captain Scarlett ‼️🔻 Captain Scarlett appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Captain Scarlett
2.75/3 HP h10h10h75 🔹greed 👁️VISIBLE An elemental pistol of Jakobs corporation manufacture - certainly a rare sight 🔹orphanmaker 👁️VISIBLE Makes orphans. Often. A fearsome but cursed shotgun once belonging to the legendary Captain Blade.
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Player: Liv Character Source: Borderlands 2
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:00 PM
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jeanstown ---> poisson
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Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 06:01 PM
Finally! Alcohol!
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Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 06:01 PM
Oh hey.
How'd you get in? (edited)
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Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 06:02 PM
I told 'er I helped kill the Kraken!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:11 PM
@​Cortez ‼️🔻 Cortez appeared from JEANSTOWN!!
Cortez
3/3 HP h10h10h10 🔹quadblades 👁️VISIBLE A sword, a sword, a sword, and a hook. 🔹harpoon 💪BIG A huge, gleaming, silver harpoon! It's broken clean in half! 🔹scubagear 💪BIG It's a scuba diving set. Using this, you can search the seafloor of the tile you are on as an action!
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Player: Nuperopp591 Character Source: Paper Mario: TTYD
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:11 PM
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Author icon Cortez
jeanstown ---> poisson
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Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 06:13 PM
Sorry again about the trouble I've caused ye. I hope you find what ye seek, amigas.
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Vriska Serket BOT 23-Feb-22 06:13 PM
Huh.
...Thank you.
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Cortez BOT 23-Feb-22 06:14 PM
Now, I suppose I must away to find out what our next step is... Good luck, though.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:14 PM
🔺 Cortez instantly moved to JEANSTOWN!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 06:14 PM
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Author icon Cortez
poisson ---> jeanstown
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Captain Scarlett BOT 23-Feb-22 06:19 PM
Oh darn I didn't get to say anything... Hurrah for Skeleton! (edited)
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King Harkinian BOT 23-Feb-22 07:01 PM
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Barbaros BOT 23-Feb-22 08:46 PM
Vriska storms into the bar, shouting to everyone about how to manage to get off-land, and fast!
Most of them are too intimidated to speak, but one of them finally pipes up.
"Uhh...I dunno, but...There was this floating, gold, skull head thing who was in here a while ago. He claimed he had a ship that could go anywhere, and that he'd give it to anyone who helped him find his pieces, or something. Maybe that'd help?"
death 1
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Feb-22 09:13 PM
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❓ Vriska Serket moved to ??? ❓ Captain Scarlett moved to ???
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